virtual indifference

@乔妈不吉吧: Someone asked me, what does an andrologist feel like when he sees GV, I think it is similar to when a pork seller in the vegetable market sees a pig pushing cabbage.

A few seconds after this Weibo was posted, there was an immediate reply, "Yo, you're enlightened, young harvester, you can watch gv now."

In fact, this is the second time Qiao Yemeng watched GV in his life. The first time he watched it, he confirmed that he had a cold personality, and the second time he watched it, he didn't even watch it voluntarily, he just caught a glimpse of it accidentally.

On the second day Qiao Yemeng and Xiao Jing lived together, she returned to work in the hospital. She didn't even bother to eat breakfast, so she closed the door and locked her brother-in-law Xu Zhujun to serve him at home. Xu Zhujun hugged his thigh and begged for mercy, "Brother , I don’t know it will be like this. I think that Xiao Jing is handsome and gentle, and he is a code farmer. I thought he was quite dull. I didn’t know that he was so eager to meet you. Go to bed."

"Even if he doesn't want to sleep with me, do you think I won't settle accounts with you if you go to a dating website to find a roommate for me?" Qiao Yemeng flicked her white coat and sat in Xu Zhujun's seat with a heartbroken face, " You don't even know what Xiao Jing looked at me last night, like a hungry wolf. Damn, he wants to sleep with me."

Xu Zhujun said timidly: "Then you don't want others to force you..."

"No, you got the point wrong. What I mean is that he wants to sleep with me. Which of your eyes can see that I am the one below? Isn't that a joke?" Qiao Yemeng corrected seriously, and raised her face expressionlessly. Two fingers made a "yeah" gesture, "I can make him □□ with two fingers, does he still want to sleep with me?"

Looking at his two chrysanthemum-picking fingers, Xu Zhujun felt his back go numb, and said shyly, "...so shameful, I'm just a virgin, brother, can you stop talking about it."

At the same time, Xiao Jing, who was busy writing code dozens of kilometers away, suddenly sneezed.

Last night, he finally officially became a roommate with Qiao Yemeng, who accidentally glanced at him online and thought "cute, sleepy!" Means I don't want anything to do with your lower half unless you have hemorrhoids.

I want to eat, but I can’t, I’m so hungry and angry.Xiao Jing's hemorrhoids didn't grow, but a few ulcers appeared in his mouth because he got angry when he saw Qiao Yemeng and he was not allowed to vent his anger, which made him feel like he was being abused even when he drank water.

If according to what Qiao Yemeng said, the relationship can only be based on the premise of communication, then Xiao Jing probably can only be a sir for the rest of his life.He had slept with a few men before, but the relationship basically remained in a state of "we won't know each other after getting out of this bed".

Xiao Jing was already in college when he realized that he was only interested in men's bodies. At that time, he had already been filled with the 1s and 0s of computers, but he still had little understanding of the 1s and 0s between human beings.

By chance, he had a relationship with a junior who was chasing after him. After that, he couldn't stop wanting to come back again. The junior asked him to date him. His first reaction was But I was stunned for a moment, and then asked myself, what is love, can it be written in C++?

At that moment, he discovered that he had a bug, and in his bug, the complexity of human emotions far surpassed that of program codes.

Later, he has become an excellent software engineer. His colleagues and bosses in the company are all geeks, and they deal with codes every day. Don't stop.

In the end, he found that he was completely allergic to love, and he couldn't even think of touching it, because no programming language, no matter how complicated algorithms, no matter what kind of compilers in this world, can't explain love.

It was already late when Xiao Jing left the company after working overtime. The rain that had been raining all day seemed to have stopped. The accumulated rain on the eaves of the shops on the roadside occasionally gathered into water droplets and fell, and the gray clouds in the sky covered the dark sky. The sky is like a piece of paper thrown up to absorb the ink that was spilled out of the drawing paper.

When he got home, Qiao Yemeng had been back for a long time, sitting in the living room with the TV on but not watching, holding some materials in his hand and flipping through, sitting in a comfortable and lazy position, wearing smoke gray cotton long-sleeved home clothes, elbows Leaning on the handle of the sofa, resting her chin with her palm, she tilted her head slightly, revealing a large snow-white neck, with blue blood vessels faintly visible under the skin.

Qiao Yemeng's face is still indifferent and cold, but because of the soft light in the room, it makes people feel warm, as if they are allowed to approach and touch, and even blend with each other.

Xiao Jing swallowed involuntarily.

Qiao Yemeng felt the staring gaze, raised her eyes slightly, looked at the person in front of her with a relaxed expression, and met his gaze, Xiao Jing immediately withdrew her aggressive gaze, a little embarrassed After saying hello to Qiao Yemeng, she went back to her room and closed the door.

Qiao Yemeng shook her head, then turned her attention back to the documents in her hand.

After a while, a very ambiguous sound came from Xiao Jing's room. It was a man's rhythmic, high-pitched and excited voice with a mellow ending, separated by a few English swear words.

As soon as Qiao Yemeng heard these voices, all kinds of chrysanthemums and cucumbers he had seen were automatically formed in his mind, and they were chrysanthemums and cucumbers of all ages, aptitudes, and problems.

Qiao Yemeng frowned, trying to expel these images from his mind. He had already stopped letting people have sexual relations involving two or more people at home, and he couldn't even deny the freedom of single-person sexual relations. Deprive it.

But he endured it for half an hour, and the men moaning/groaning in the pornographic film seemed to have changed several times, and he still had no intention of stopping.

As an andrologist, Qiao Yemeng couldn't take it anymore when she heard someone's lewd masturbation near her. She got up from the sofa and went outside Xiao Jing's room to knock on the door.

And Xiao Jing in it actually didn't come out after half an hour. He originally wanted to watch some pornographic films to solve the problem by himself, but he couldn't watch it after changing several ones. For some reason, he always thought of Qiao Ye. Meng's snow-white neck and her chest, which was half covered in her pajamas last night, not only couldn't vent, but also became more and more anxious.

At this moment, Qiao Yemeng knocked on the door.

Xiao Jing put on his trousers, but the bottom was still clearly stretched out. He opened the door and saw the person standing outside staring at him coldly. He suddenly felt that his previous subconscious associations were obscene and absurd. He blushed.

Qiao Yemeng glanced past Xiao Jing, caught a glimpse of the entangled man on his computer screen, and was about to say something, but found that he was pulled violently, Xiao Jing seemed to stop a bird that wanted to pounce on it and scratch it. Like a cat, he held Qiao Yemeng's two front paws with one hand, and pulled him closer to him before he could react.

Qiao Yemeng's two wrists were grabbed by one hand, she felt a little humiliated, her eyes immediately darkened, and when she pondered for a few seconds whether she should fight back, Xiao Jing spoke first.

"Well, actually...I'm sick."

"I know you're sick even if you don't tell me." Qiao Yemeng said, "Let go."

Xiao Jing was indifferent to his words, but still looked at him. Qiao Yemeng didn't know why she felt that she was the one who was restrained, but it was the other party who showed a scared look.

"Qiao Yemeng, I'm sorry to scare you because of my abruptness yesterday, but I don't have any malice towards you, and I'm not such a frivolous person. In fact, I can say that I like you very much, but not emotionally. In fact, I am sexually frigid and have never liked anyone. I admit that I am only interested in your body. Maybe you will feel a little disgusted when you hear it, but I confess to you because I hope you can treat me as a normal person Look, I will try hard to control myself in the future, so it doesn't matter if you are frigid, we can be indifferent, please, please don't hate me or be afraid of me because of the previous things."

When Xiao Jing spoke, he didn't dare to look away from Qiao Yemeng's eyes to see other parts of his body. It seemed that no matter how restrained he was, Qiao Yemeng's approach could easily destroy his self-defense. The pure desire in his heart was drawn out straightforwardly, and he didn't know why it happened.

Qiao Yemeng was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly a blank expression appeared on his face. Xiao Jing let go of her hand, lowered her head and said, "I'm done talking, you can go."

Qiao Yemeng didn't retreat, but took a step forward, which made Xiao Jing who was standing in front of him startled, "I...will stay with you for a while."

"Do not you mind?"

"I don't think you are a bad person." Qiao Yemeng paused for a few seconds, "You have no one to talk to you when you come back from work all day, you will be a little lonely, although I can't help you, but at least I can I'll stay with you, as long as you don't masturbate in front of me."

"How...how is it possible." Xiao Jing turned his face away, but the men who were still entangled on the screen couldn't let him continue the hunger on pins and needles at all, "By the way, you are an andrologist, see GV How do you feel?"

"...It's almost like when a pork seller in the vegetable market sees a pig hogging cabbage, and I also have a lot of research on cabbage."

Xiao Jing glanced at Qiao Yemeng, and couldn't help biting her lips and smiling.