virtual indifference

"I don't want this shark's fin soup. Let's replace it with fish maw soup. It's not environmentally friendly and expensive. If you don't sell it, you won't kill it, understand?" Dad Qiao drew a few strokes on the menu, crossed out the shark's fin soup, and wrote fish maw soup. soup.

"I said you two don't spend all your money on weddings and honeymoon trips, and save some money to renovate the house, change your brother's room into a baby room, and open up the kitchen to make it open." Joe Mom put a roast goose leg in Qiao Yemen's bowl, and another in Qiao Yemeng's bowl.

Qiao Yemeng was immersed in eating and didn't care to load it. He suddenly heard that he was summoned, and quickly came back to his senses. The roast goose leg he was biting in his mouth fell on the rice, "Huh? Change my room into a baby room? Then where do I sleep? Huh? Sleeping in my future nephew's crib?"

"You move out to live, Ya Ya is about to get married and you still live here? It's not like you don't have money to live on your own."

Qiao Yemeng choked on her mother's words for a few seconds, "I, I... No, why did she ask me to move out when she got married? If I also find a man to marry, then I will live too."

His mother answered it as a matter of course, "If you find a man to marry, the house will not be given to you. Two big men have no children. Why do you want such a big house. Besides, you keep saying that you are gay and don't like women. Then When on earth are you going to find a man and come back and show us?"

"I don't want to yell, I'm gay and very low-key. I'm not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry." Qiao Yemeng was cowarded immediately after being poked at the sore spot, avoiding the topic with a guilty conscience, drooping her head and continuing to eat and eat roasted goose legs , I no longer objected to being kicked out to live by myself.

"Mom, don't rush my brother. My brother is so handsome. I don't know how popular he is in the hospital every day. He is so good that he has high conditions for choosing a mate." Qiao Yeya and Qiao Yemeng exchanged glances. He walked away calmly, "By the way, did you read the pictures I sent you this afternoon? Is it better to make the cheongsam I wore at the wedding coral pink or cherry blossom pink? The red is too bright and I don't like it." .”

After dinner, Qiao Yemeng started to look up renting information on the Internet. The housing prices in the area between the hospital and home are very expensive. It is not worth renting a one-bedroom and one living room to live by yourself. It is better to rent a two-bedroom and one living room The small apartment is used as the second landlord to find someone to share with.

He opened the phone and looked at the calendar and memo. When the renting procedures were completed, he was about to go out to study. He tore a mint candy and threw it into his mouth, pressing the candy with his tongue. Playing around, raised his eyes and called the person who was helping to clean the dishes over.

"Mr. Xu Zhu."

"Here, what's the matter, brother-in-law." Xu Zhujun bit the word "brother-in-law" very hard, as if he thought such a title was very interesting, and poured a cup of hot tea for Qiao Yemeng, "Brother, let you move It’s really embarrassing to go out, just tell me if you have anything to do.”

"It's okay. I'll have to move out sooner or later. It's been discussed a long time ago. In the past, it was said that whoever's child was born first, I would leave the house to whoever. Now I won't have my own child. Can I still let the house go? Does my nephew sleep on the floor? Besides, it’s not that if I move out, I can’t come back. It’s just that I don’t sleep here at night. Sometimes I will disturb my parents’ rest when I work night shift or come back in the middle of the night, so it’s good to move out. "Qiao Yemeng flipped through the photos of the selected suites on the iPad to Xu Zhujun, "It seems more cost-effective to rent a big one nearby and find someone to share with you. Look at this, there is also a gym in the building, but if this is the case, I will find A roommate."

"Boy friend?"

Qiao Yemeng repeated it word by word in Chinese and English, "Room, friend. Roommate."

Xu Zhujun zoomed in on one of them, pointed at Qiao Yemeng, and sighed regretfully, "Poor brother-in-law, since we are all living together, why don't you just find a boyfriend, so that we can take care of each other in life , when the weather is cold, we can still hug each other to sleep, and the heating is saved.”

Qiao Yemeng deliberately avoided talking about her reason for being single, "You lied to my sister with the tone of a goldfish?"

"No! I swear! I refuse premarital sex! Me and Yaya haven't had sex until now! I'm still a virgin!"

"It's none of my business whether you are a virgin or not, but if you don't lift or have some dysfunction, I can still provide you with some technical assistance, for the sake of my sister's happiness in the rest of her life " Qiao Yemeng lay on the sofa with a nonchalant indifference, pushed the sugar in his mouth to the left side of his mouth, and it bulged a little like a little meatball, "Well, I'm going out next week, and when the time comes, the house will I have already rented it, so you can help me post my information on the Internet to recruit roommates, find a website with a better reputation, and then check and choose a better roommate for me. Stable, without any bad habits or improper relationships, it is best if you are single, otherwise Zhengduoyu Haijiaohua will come back and disturb me to study, and I will broadcast live to you every day."

Xu Zhujun silently recorded Qiao Yemeng's request in the phone, and said in a low voice, "Brother, I think your request is no different from finding a boyfriend."

Just because Xu Zhujun talked to himself for a while, he kept thinking about his boyfriend over and over again in his mind, which made him seem a little dazed. He posted Qiao Yemeng's roommate information on a dating website, and deliberately Indicated his sexual orientation, and found a very handsome photo of Zhang Qiao Yemeng.

When he found out what he had done, there were already more than 100 applicants on that website, although most of them were for sleeping with Qiao Yemeng instead of being roommates with him, but Xu Zhujun's mobile phone was about to explode It seems that it is too late to restore this situation.

The matter has come to this point, Xu Zhujun will make mistakes and make mistakes, according to the eyes of choosing a blind date for Qiao Yemeng, he selected a few from his more than 100 candidate roommates to discuss the details, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart that his brother-in-law did it for his brother-in-law's life. Happiness is indeed dedicated, and it feels like a family united and helping each other.

... If Qiao Yemeng found out after he came back, he wouldn't beat him up.

Xiao Jing is one of Qiao Yemeng's more than 100 spare tires, no, one of the spare roommates.

He is a programmer in charge of software development. He came to this city three months ago because of a job transfer. At the beginning, he was not familiar with the environment, so he was arranged by the company to live in the staff dormitory, sharing a suite with a straight male colleague.

This straight male colleague usually has nothing to do with work, but after living together, Xiao Jing found that he was a bit of a straight male cancer in private, and his attitude towards career women in the company was very contemptuous. In a good name, he said that he is conservative in concept and likes traditional women, Xiao Jing just laughed and didn't think so.

Later, this colleague accidentally discovered that Xiao Jing liked men, and besides straight male cancer, he also turned on the homophobic mode by the way. Originally, the concept was inconsistent and not speculative, but now seeing Xiao Jing is like facing a big enemy, sleep They had to lock the door, as if wishing to find a plug to block the bottom, so as not to be caught by Xiao Jing seven times in one night.

Xiao Jing also had nothing to say. He had a very low tolerance for this kind of person who looks sorry to the audience but still feels good about himself. Now that the relationship has become so tense, living together will only be more embarrassing.

Life is already so difficult, and he can't find someone to have sex while living with a top-notch person, so he might as well move out by himself and end this dispensable social relationship.

After having this idea, Xiao Jing went to the dating website to look for roommate information, and happened to be on the link that Xu Zhujun posted to Qiao Yemeng that day.

As soon as the page was opened, Xiao Jing's eyes were attracted by Qiao Yemeng's photo. In the photo, Qiao Yemeng was not wearing a white coat, but just an ordinary black shirt, but he was standing in the sun, his whole body was transparent. It seemed as if it was about to turn into light, his eyes were cold, but there was a faint smile on his lips, making Xiao Jing feel peaceful and warm in his heart.

But the person who asked him to discuss the detailed rules the next day looked different from the photo, which made him hesitate for a long time after arriving at the place and dared not go forward to confirm.

But Xu Zhujun recognized the man who had been looking at him, and waved to him, "Here, Mr. Xiao, you are Xiao Jing, right? I am Qiao Yemeng's brother-in-law. He has been out these few days, so He couldn’t come here in person, so he told me to deal with his roommate.”

Xiao Jing nodded, exhaled quietly and relaxed his guard, and handed over the materials Xu Zhujun asked him to provide before the meeting, "Here is my income certificate and medical examination report, as well as a copy of my ID card and business card. I have not been in this city for a long time, and the only people I can get in touch with are colleagues or customers of the company. I have never had a fixed relationship before, and my bed partners have lost contact after moving here..." He hesitated for a few seconds, " As for my own appearance, it should be okay, right?"

"No, no," Xu Zhujun quickly waved his hands, and looked at Xiao Jing with a smile, "You are more than okay, you are very handsome, the kind of handsome who stands out in the crowd, a bit like the Japanese drama my wife watched some time ago. The domineering monk."

Xiao Jing was drinking coffee, but when he heard this sentence, he almost choked, covered his mouth and coughed twice, he looks like a monk, what kind of analogy is this, does it mean that he looks very ascetic?

No, you misunderstood, in fact, I am an orgy.Xiao Jing thought about it in her heart for a while, and a gentle smile appeared on her face.

Xu Zhujun sent a message to the undecided candidates, and pushed the candidates who were to meet later, and then said to Xiao Jing: "I have read all your information, there is no problem, then let's do it now." Let's go through the formalities of sharing the lease."

After completing the formalities, Xiao Jing paid part of the rent in advance and immediately packed up his luggage and moved into his new home. Qiao Yemeng hadn't come back for the first two days after moving in, which gave him the illusion that he was waiting in the deep palace. The concubine of King Lin Xing Enze always wants to look in the mirror and fix her hair when she has nothing to do, to make sure that the first time her roommate sees her, she is so handsome that she wants to be flirted with.

Emperor Qiao came back on the afternoon of the third day. Although he was already mentally prepared to meet his new roommate, he was still a little embarrassed when he opened the door and saw a stranger with an unnatural expression.

Xiao Jing walked happily from the sofa to Qiao Yemeng, and took his luggage over smoothly, "You are Qiao Yemeng, right? I have been waiting for you for a few days. My name is Xiao Jing, and I am your new friend Roommate, Xu Zhujun and I have already tidied up your room, and he even delivered your daily necessities at home this morning."

"Oh, thank you." Qiao Yemeng nodded lightly, without much reaction to this kind and warm roommate.

But Xiao Jing turned a blind eye to Qiao Yemeng's indifference that was close to the freezing point. He felt that he might be suffocated. He has been here for three months and has been busy with his official duties since he was transferred. The first moment he touched Qiao Yemeng, it was as if he had hit a star-like spark, which quickly ignited into a raging fire in his body, crackling and burning, making his lips dry, anxious and excited.

Qiao Yemeng didn't talk to Xiao Jing very much, and went to take a shower after packing up the things in the luggage. When he came out of the bathroom wearing a powder blue cotton pajamas and wiping his hair with a towel, Xiao Jing stood by him Outside the door of his room, like a leopard aiming at its prey, he exchanged a glance with him, and a narrow light suddenly lit up in his eyes.

Qiao Yemeng gave a strange pause in her heart, bypassed Xiao Jing and went to the kitchen to pour water for a drink, Xiao Jing followed step by step, attracted by his scent mixed with her own scent and the scent of shower gel, it felt like the air had become thick and mellow The special rice wine, just a sip will make people intoxicated forever.

"Qiao Yemeng." Xiao Jing spoke from behind him, her voice was a little sexy and hoarse, her eyes wandered from the back collar of his pajamas, and glanced at the smooth ridge line, even the loose pajama pants couldn't hide the curvature Tight buttocks.

Qiao Yemeng seemed to smell the increasingly strong smell of hormones in the air, put down the water glass and turned around, frowning, "What's the matter?"

Xiao Jing's hot gaze easily shifted to Qiao Yemeng's attractively shaped collarbone on the buttons of her pajamas. The slightly sunken neck was glowing with a soft honey color, and then her whole body became hot. She stretched out her hand to hold his wrist, pointing Rubbing the protruding knuckles on his wrist, "I think we can get to know each other better."

Qiao Yemeng's eyes sank slightly, and she heard the implication of the words, and felt a pang of discomfort in her stomach, "How deep do you want to go?"

Xiao Jing lowered her head and glanced at her impressively-sized sleeping giant, and curled one corner of her lips, "If you stand up...you can go a little deeper."

Qiao Yemeng was silent for a while, then suddenly sneered with a "sneer", her face turned cold again, and she looked at him flatly, "I have a cold personality, do you want to just chat with me under the quilt?"

"What..." Xiao Jing's expression immediately fixed on his face, his eyes were puzzled and at a loss, and the fingers holding Qiao Yemeng's wrist loosened unconsciously.

Qiao Yemeng collected her expression and added solemnly, "Besides, it is easy to get sick if you have sex without the premise of dating and without safety measures. As an andrologist and the second landlord of this residence, I I can tell you responsibly that any sexual relationship involving two or more parties is not encouraged or advocated here."

Qiao Yemeng looked at Xiao Jing calmly, and slowly took her hand away from his, as slowly as a lazy and arrogant cat, "But I'm not a weird person, I'm just frigid, Living together, I think we can still get along very well. I know that many of you programmers who sit all day have hemorrhoids, and if you have such problems, I am willing to help you."

"Then, good night, Xiao Jing." Qiao Yemeng nodded slightly, and walked away from Xiao Jing's body to her own room. Xiao Jing turned her head in disbelief, feeling that even Qiao Yemeng's back seemed to say rejection.

Your Majesty, you agreed to find a roommate to sleep with, and the concubines are ready to take off their pants, so you let me kneel like this?Xiao Jing suddenly felt that he didn't know if he was overbearing or not, but he might really be going to become a monk.