Facial Paralysis God Raises a Cat

Chapter 2

The cat demon and the cat fairy are silly and unclear

Today, the gatekeeper will be the disciple of the God of War, Ice God.

He has been on duty at Chuyang Gate for more than a thousand years.

During the days when he was on duty, he had naturally seen countless mortal ghosts and ghosts who either entered by mistake or intentionally challenged the authority of the heavenly court.

But it was the first time I saw this kind of palm-sized monster with nine tails.

It's not that monsters with nine tails are rare, although they are indeed rare.

But for nearly a thousand years, thanks to the ferocious nine-tailed demon fox Fuli, every hundred years would come to Chuyang Gate to make a big fuss, making it known to all the immortals.

Therefore, monsters like Nine Tails, as gatekeepers, are no surprise.

However, although this monster has nine tails, it is only the size of a palm.

It is not on the same level as the huge, ferocious nine-tailed fox.

And after being reprimanded by the goalkeeper, it didn't run or make trouble.

It just squatted not far from the god general, holding its paw in a daze.

Look over and over.

That way, in the eyes of the goalkeeper...

slightly stupid.

So the gatekeeper will take back the halberd.

Glaring angrily, he roared and said, "Bold monster, back down quickly!"

Originally, the Holy Ice God had an explanation.

Whenever you see a monster with nine tails, you must notify him as soon as possible, lest the monster hurt innocent immortals.

But the gatekeeper saw that it was just a small kitten the size of a palm, and looked stupid.

Therefore, subconsciously, I want to release water to let it leave by itself.

Although the goalkeeper looks vicious and has a loud voice, that doesn't mean he's unreasonable or cute.

The goalkeeper here thought a lot about it.

On the other side, the little milk cat with its paws up is still surrounded.

He was still thinking about the silver butterfly that suddenly disappeared.

Just when the goalkeeper god general wanted to expel the stupid Mo Xiaoyou again.

A ray of Buddha's light suddenly appeared——

Immediately afterwards, a man wearing a white Buddha robe with a dignified face and holding Ruyi in his hand, but who couldn't tell the difference between male and female, walked slowly from the Buddha's light.

Simultaneously.

He had been standing not far from the gatekeeper and watching, and the silent big-nosed messenger immediately stepped forward to salute with a smile on his face, and said in a long voice, "Congratulations to Yuande Bodhisattva for his return after many calamities—"

Seeing this, the gatekeeper also greeted him with a salute.

The little milk cat still raised its empty paws.

He looked stupid and didn't elaborate.

The person holding the jade ruyi smiled lightly, and said: "My Buddha is merciful, and all living beings are equal. The reason comes from the depths of the heart and soul. The blessings and misfortunes are unknown, but it is the safety of the common people. Think about it."

Yuande Bodhisattva is not only indistinguishable from male and female in appearance, but also has two voices that are male and female, which are indistinguishable.

Hearing this, the big-nosed messenger with a whisk in his hand made the Immortal look bewildered.

However, he has long been accustomed to the various strange Zen words of these bodhisattvas and arhats.

He smiled cheerfully, nodded as if he understood, and said, "Bodhisattva, Lord Yuntian Buddha is already waiting in the eighth heaven, Xiaoxian will take you there."

When every bodhisattva and arhat come back from calamities, Lord Yuntian Buddha will come from the west.

Then he returned to the Buddhist world in the west with the Bodhisattva Arhat who had returned from calamity.

"No need, isn't there a fairy here who needs to be led by the fairy Hua?"

Shut up.

Before the fairy could answer, a ray of Buddha's light rose again.

Yuande Bodhisattva slowly disappeared into the Buddha's light.

"..."

Immortal Linghua was a little embarrassed.

There is a faint sense of shame that the flattering is in the wrong position.

And what the Bodhisattva said at the end was not only the Immortal Leading Hua, but also the gatekeeper standing beside him.

"Leading Flower Immortal, who is the Bodhisattva referring to?"

Except for that stupid little milk cat, the gatekeeper didn't see anyone wandering around the Chuyang gate he was guarding.

Could it be that the little milk cat is a monster that has cultivated into a real fairy?

Or, who else entered the Chuyang Gate when he couldn't see it?

This is not a trivial matter and must be asked clearly.

The herald immortal led Hua to clean up his expression.

Clearing his throat, he said, "Don't blame the celestial beings. Today, besides the return of Yuande Bodhisattva, there is also a cat demon who cultivated immortality and finally got a good result."

As he said that, Linghua looked sideways at the little milk cat squatting not far away, and said coldly: "Don't worry about the cat demon, is Chuyangmen such a beast that you can have fun? Why don't you hurry up and turn it into a cat?" Make a humanoid."

When the disdainful eyes of the herald and the suspicious eyes of the gatekeeper were all concentrated on the little milk cat with its paws raised, the little milk cat seemed to have finally come to its senses.

Relieved from the sadness of the disappearance of the silver butterfly, the IQ of the four thousand-year-old monster also came online.

I saw him rubbing the cat's face with his paws, stretching his short and fat body with his neck raised.

Then a dazzling white light flashed——

Where the cute little milk cat was originally squatting, there stood a handsome young man in astonishment.

This boy looked about fifteen or sixteen years old, with red lips and white teeth, delicate and delicate facial features, handsome and delicate.

In particular, a pair of piercing big eyes are full of aura, and there is a light blue streamer faintly.

"Ah, it turns out that this place is already Heaven!"

The young man had a cute smile on his face, and he was wearing a brocade jacket embroidered with yellow florals on a white background.

There was a thin fluffy scarf around his neck, which made his already pleasing little face even smaller and more delicate.

The gatekeeper will take a look at the youthful appearance in front of him.

And after associating back and forth, I understand the general idea.

Hastily said: "It turns out to be little fairy friend, how offensive I was just now."

Although at this time he was somewhat complaining about being the leader of the immortal.

He clearly knew the identity of this young man, but he just stood on the sidelines and watched coldly.

But now that the court is in such a mood, he is a military general, so he can't say anything more about it, so he can only apologize first.

"It's all right, it's my fault for not knowing the rules!"

Mo Xiaoyou, who turned into a human form, hurriedly saluted and apologized.

After the IQ is online, Mo Xiaoyou is also an old monster who has lived for thousands of years.

People's sophistication and so on are all things that come at your fingertips.

Uh, of course, there is a major premise for Mo Xiaoyou to be polite, well-behaved and sensible, and that is when he is in a good mood and he is not blown up...

Seeing that the gatekeeper and the cat demon interacted well, the messenger fairy shook the whisk in his hand to clear his throat, and said, "Hey, don't worry about the cat demon. Hurry up and follow me to Juxian Tower to receive the fairy card."

As a herald of heaven, he is very busy.

I don't have time to listen to a gatekeeper talking to a lowly cat demon here.

"Immortal card?"

What it is?

Mo Xiaoyou's delicate eyes did not look at the messenger fairy who was speaking, but blinked at the gatekeeper.

As a cat's intelligence and sensitivity, he didn't ignore the disdain and impatience in the messenger fairy's words.

So at this time, it is definitely more convenient to ask the gatekeeper who feels guilty about himself than the messenger fairy.

Sure enough, the gatekeeper general who received Mo Xiaoyou's little eyes asking for help immediately began to introduce him in detail about the role of the fairy card.

Change the previous cold and concise style of painting.

"Little fairy friend, this fairy card is very important."

"It is not only a proof of the identity of a true fairy, but also a necessary guide for every fairy in the heaven. But in the sky, if there is anything you don't know, you can ask the fairy card, and it can answer one or two."

As he said that, the gatekeeper was afraid that Mo Xiaoyou would not understand, so he reached out and took out his celestial card, and asked casually, "Which heaven is this?"

As soon as the gatekeeper's voice finished speaking, the colorful celestial card in his hand showed a large character: one

"You see, in fact, this fairy card is made by extracting a ray of heavenly meridians. Although it is not enlightened, it can directly display graphics and words to respond, which is very convenient."

Seeing this, Mo Xiaoyou nodded.

With a little comprehension, he said: "So that's the case, thank you Shangxian for your guidance."

Mo Xiaoyou turned around, smiled politely, and said to the Immortal Herald who had been squinting at him, "Then I will thank the Immortal to lead the way."

Although Immortal Leader Hua had many inexplicable dissatisfaction with the cat demon who just came up, he couldn't pick any thorns this time.

Then he let out a cold "hum", and motioned for the cat demon who was still smiling brightly to follow.

Chuyang Heaven, the first heaven of the nine heavens in the heaven.

It is also the first heaven that is closest to the mortal world.

Not only will it be like the mortal world, day and night alternate, and the seasons are also distinct.

But Chu Yangtian is indeed a real fairyland.

Therefore, the jade road, the glazed pillars, the hidden Qionglou, and the auspicious clouds every step of the way.

There are beautiful celestial birds in the sky, and all kinds of exotic flowers and plants on the roadside.

Beautiful.

All this makes Mo Xiaoyou, who is a "country cat", happy.

So he walked all the way with the messenger fairy, and Mo Xiaoyou secretly decided that he must throw down the little sky bird that dared to fly over his head in a while, and let him know how dangerous it is to fly over a cat's head things.

The idea is so beautiful, but the reality is not so perfect.

After Mo Xiaoyou received the fairy card in the fairy card treasure pavilion, the messenger immortal who had been disdaining to talk to the cat demon glanced at the monochrome fairy card in his hand, and lazily gave an order: "Cat monster, don't let me go!" Worry, take your celestial card and report to the Qilin Hall."

Sure enough, it is a fairy cultivated by a low-level monster, but the fairy card is actually white, not as good as my own blue and yellow!

It turns out that in the heaven, the color of each fairy's celestial card is different.

The spirit pulse will change color according to the aura of its owner. The more the aura is full, the more colors the fairy card will show, and vice versa.

Originally, a fairy like Linghua who only had two colors of fairy cards was not qualified to be a messenger fairy.

After all, the image of the messenger immortal also represents the image of the entire heaven.

However, due to the reform of Tianjin Shenjun ten thousand years ago, the conferment of the immortal rank is not only based on strength, but also on merit.

And Linghua is the typical little fairy who lacks strength but has outstanding merits, so he was appointed as the herald fairy.

As for how much water is in the so-called "merit and virtue", one should know a thing or two depending on the character of the herald immortal.

In fact, the purpose of Tianjin Shenjun's introduction of this heavenly rule was to urge the immortals to accumulate merit and experience more in the mortal world.

However, due to the fact that Tianjin Shenjun has rarely intervened in matters related to the merit library in the past 3000 years.

As a result, the merit bank became increasingly filthy and difficult to balance.

anyway.

Just when this highly virtuous messenger fairy thought he had finished dismissing the cat demon, he was about to turn around and leave leisurely.

But unexpectedly heard the voice of the cat demon——

"Shangxian, please stay."

Leading Hua Dunbu squinted his eyes, and said in a calm manner: "What else is there? Incompetent people always have a lot of boring things."

I saw the handsome young man with a harmless smile on his face, but his eyes were extraordinarily bright and he said: "Actually, I'm fine, I just want to tell Shangxian not to call me by the wrong name again."

"After all, Shangxian is also a capable immortal, so how can he make the same mistake again and again."

Linghua raised his eyes, squinted his eyes and said with a sneer, "Oh, you're really weird. Look at you, what else can you be if you're not a cat demon?"

The corner of the boy's mouth curled up, and he smiled slyly and said, "Cat Fairy."

Speaking of which, the young man held up the celestial card the size of a palm in his hand, pointed to the words "big" and "big" on it, and said, "Could it be that the celestial beings can't read?"

After finishing speaking, the boy who claimed to be a cat fairy weighed the fairy card in his hand and turned to leave.

Leaving the expression of constipated expression on the messenger fairy's face...