Facial Paralysis God Raises a Cat

Chapter 1

Silver Butterfly Lures Cats to Heaven

The cat demon, Mo You, is known as Mo Xiaoyou or Little Milk Cat.

It is exactly 99 years old this year, and it is an orthodox nine-tail cat.

The so-called Nine-Tails Taoist Cat is really the most mysterious monster in Muyang Continent.

Not only the origin is a mystery, but also almost invisible.

For tens of thousands of years, it has only been recorded in Muyang Qishu.

And the record of the Nine-Tailed Taoist Cat in Muyang Qishu is only a few sentences----No past life, no present life, easy to form pills and condense babies to cross the catastrophe, and you can ascend to immortality in a thousand years.

But just relying on this sentence "you can ascend to immortality in a thousand years", it is already the existence that other immortal cultivators, ghosts and ghosts are quite envious of.

Ever since demon cultivators could cultivate immortals in Muyang Continent ten thousand years ago.

There was a wind of cultivating immortals in the whole world of monsters and beasts.

But because of the limitations of their own bones, most of the monsters can only sigh, and only a few of them can cultivate the body of a real fairy.

However, none of these very few monsters who can cultivate to become a true immortal has a cultivation base of more than ten thousand years.

Can a real immortal be cultivated in a thousand years?

Even if it is a human race with excellent bones, it is impossible.

Therefore, don't worry about the nine-tailed Taoist cat who was born in Jiuling Mountain and raised naturally.

As a matter of course, he became the bully there.

It's just that this little overlord has been surrounded by other goblins and ghosts on the mountain since he was a child, and he has developed an overly lazy temperament over time.

Originally, it only took a thousand years to cultivate the fate, but in the end, it was dragged by this lazy cat for nearly 4000 years.

Fortunately, today, I finally waited until the universal seven-colored holy light cast down the ladder and loomed.

This lazy little milk cat finally attained enlightenment and ascended to immortality before his [-]-year-old birthday.

"Hoohoo, it's really not easy to finally send this little scourge away!"

The one who spoke was a young man standing on the top of Jiuling Mountain. Although he looked like a human being, he had a big bald wolf tail behind his buttocks.

While he was speaking, he couldn't help shaking the big bald tail behind him.

Ever since the little scourge set his sights on his big, fluffy tail, there hasn't been a day when his tail hasn't been bald...

The pain of plucking hair, if you say too much, it will be tears.

"Yeah, it's really not easy."

The one who sighed with the bald wolf youth was a big man with a thick back and a waist.

However, such a strong man has a pair of small and cute semicircular bear ears on his head.

"He has soared, and my bear ears are finally saved."

As if he was concerned, the big man involuntarily reached out and touched the pair of small ears on the top of his head after he finished expressing his feelings.

But what the big man said caused dissatisfaction from a handsome man behind him.

"Brother, look at what you said, as far as I know, the little milk cat didn't like your small and short ears."

This beautiful boy has a feminine appearance and a melancholy demeanor, which is quite different from other mountain monsters, and his voice is even more gorgeous.

He is dressed in brocade and satin, especially the embroidered patterns on the pair of large water sleeves, which are vivid, and it seems that he can smell the fragrance when he touches the rain and dew.

But as a man, wearing this kind of clothes with big water sleeves, no matter how you look at it, you feel a little strange and feminine.

Hearing the sound, the big man turned his head and explained to the handsome man with a naive smile on his face: "Hey, I ate honey from the old Qin's family a few days ago, and I was so happy that I showed a pair of ears, which happened to be caught by that little man." Bastard sees..."

"Fortunately, that little bastard was crossing the catastrophe at the time, and he was not in a good mood. He grabbed my ear a few times and then fell asleep on top of my head..."

As he said that, the big man Xiong Jing continued to smile as if he was remembering something pleasant, "Hehe, don't tell me, this little bastard is so cute when he is sleeping peacefully!"

Looking at the satisfied expression of the big man Xiong Jing, the bald-haired wolf youth and the handsome man with fancy sleeves all showed contemptuous expressions.

But after thinking about it, it might be difficult for this little milk cat to see her again after her ascension...

Thinking of this, looking at the glow of the sky not far away, and a certain kitten jumping up and down the ladder, they suddenly felt a little lonely.

In other words, Mo You's fate as a monster in Jiuling Mountain is really subtle.

Although he is already a big monster who is nearly four thousand years old, his animal shape is still that of a big cat with a slap in the face.

Even in human form, he only looks like a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy.

Therefore, the big and small demons in Jiuling Mountain don't like to call him Mo You, but call him Mo Xiaoyou or Little Milky Cat.

On weekdays, the little milk cat gets along well with the big and little demons in Jiuling Mountain.

Most of the time, in his human form, he is gentle, humble and courteous.

In the original form, although she was mischievous, she was also cute and cute.

But he has a bad hobby.

He likes grabbing, pulling, swooping and flapping, all kinds of things that arouse his interest.

These include furry ears and tails, fluttering wings, and anything that moves around within his line of sight.

Therefore, the ghosts and ghosts of Jiuling Mountain are often attacked by cats' claws.

However, the little milk cats who cause trouble don't like to use force to fight with them. Most of the time, they always look like little villains who have slipped away, making those little monsters who have been plucked, hurt their wings and lost their hair She hates, is angry and laughs, but she is also surprisingly happy to associate with him.

Whenever everyone mentions the little milk cat, they all grit their teeth.

But whenever there is something delicious and fun, and especially self-conscious, I like to call him.

share with him.

So at this time.

Looking at a certain kitten who is already climbing the ladder, the big monsters and little monsters in Jiuling Mountain are still acting like big monsters on the surface.

Just inexplicably tangled in my heart.

Should we celebrate and cheer?

Still should regret and miss...

anyway.

The current situation of a certain kitten that was spurned and missed by all the monsters, uh, it seems that it is really not good.

Climbing the ladder, after leaving the sight of all the monsters, he first galloped up a thousand steps happily in human form.

After that, he cheerfully turned into a beast and climbed more than 2000 steps.

But now, Mo Xiaoyou raised the cat's head resentfully, and looked at the seemingly endless ladder with a sad face.

"If I knew I had to climb such a high ladder, I wouldn't accept the god's decree from the big-nosed fairy!"

Mo Xiaoyou, who had turned into a palm-sized milky white kitten, gritted her teeth and complained.

It turns out that all immortal cultivators who attain Taoism and become immortals in the mortal world will receive a decree from the immortal.

Immediately afterwards, the 99-step ladder will descend from the sky for those who receive the order to go to heaven.

Because the purpose of laying down the heavenly ladder is to let the cultivators who have escaped from the mortal world review their lives in the last time, so that they can look at the past, see the self clearly, look forward to the enlightenment of the self, and then comprehend the higher level of cultivation. road.

Therefore, on the ladder, one cannot cast spells to move forward, nor to retreat.

There is nothing else to do but climb up step by step.

And the immortal cultivators who have gone through thousands of years or even 10,000+ years to cultivate the body of immortality and immortality are basically full of emotion and endless melancholy by this time.

So before you know it, you will climb to the top of the ladder.

The first heaven to enter the Heavenly Court, the Chuyang Heaven.

On the contrary, Mo Xiaoyou, who has no distracting thoughts and only thinks about climbing the stairs, because he has nothing on his mind, has really realized how boring and boring climbing the ladder is.

In fact, these tens of thousands of steps are really nothing to the lively and active Mo Xiaoyou.

After all, as a little overlord of Jiuling Mountain, jumping up and down is his essence.

It's just that this boring ladder climbing activity is too boring for a lively and half-hearted kitten...

So, after climbing three or four thousand steps, the too-boring little milk cat curled up lazily and dozed off arrogantly under the eyes of God.

Maybe it was because of resentment, or maybe it was because the stairs were too hard to fall asleep, so the little milk cat didn't sleep very deeply.

After a moment of silence, the cat's paws restlessly rubbed against its face and ears.

The nine little tails also slowly began to shake in turn, trying their best to show the boredom of its owner.

Just when the little milk cat didn't know how long he was going to rest like this, his ears moved slightly, and his closed eyes suddenly opened a crack--

It turned out that a colorful butterfly landed on one of his tails silently!

In an instant, Mo Xiaoyou, who was originally lazy, raised her cat pupils and held her breath.

He dares to swear that this butterfly sitting on his tail is more than ten thousand times more beautiful than that butterfly in Jiuling Mountain who thinks he is the most beautiful man in the world.

Not only is the pattern on the wings of this butterfly extremely beautiful, but its body is transparent silver-white.

Even the whole butterfly has a faint silver halo!

This is an irresistible attraction for kittens who love shiny objects.

After a while, Mo Xiaoyou, who couldn't hold back, suddenly clawed out--

And that beautiful butterfly flapped its wings at the same time...

As a result, Mo Xiaoyou, who was an expert at fluttering butterflies, suddenly jumped into the air.

But Mo Xiaoyou was not discouraged because he missed a hit.

Instead, he adjusted his posture in an instant, lowered his front body, and the nine tails behind him swayed silently and slightly, as if he was always ready to balance for its take-off.

At this moment, Mo Xiaoyou had a very serious cat face.

A pair of azure cat pupils are focused.

It looks like a life and death expression.

I don't know how much more serious than he was in his usual practice.

After that, he was like all the ordinary cats in the world who like to flutter butterflies.

Mo Xiaoyou twirled, jumped, fluttered, and opened her eyes wide, while the beautiful but mysterious butterfly escaped from under Mo Xiaoyou's cat's claws with its beautiful wings every time without any risk.

However, this lucky and beautiful butterfly will not fly too high or too far, and will only flap its wings leisurely within the range of Mo Xiaoyou's flying.

It seems to be waiting, and it seems to be encouraging the little milk cat to launch a cat claw attack next time.

in this way.

One cat catches one butterfly lures, chasing happily all the way, each enjoying himself to the fullest.

……

Just when Mo Xiaoyou jumped up with all her might and flapped her claws, thinking that she hadn't had time to get excited when she finally caught the butterfly——

Suddenly, a halberd pointed directly at its forehead!

"Where is the evildoer, dare to act wild in the heavenly court."

Holding a golden halberd in one hand, wearing an armor, the divine soldier with fierce eyes stood in front of Mo Xiaoyou.

It turned out that Mo Xiaoyou, who was playing with butterflies all the way, had unknowingly reached the top of the ladder, which was the gate of Chuyang in Chuyangtian.

The man holding the long halberd is the gatekeeper of Chuyang Gate.

It's just that this Mo Xiaoyou has just stepped into the heavenly court, and her body lacks the aura of a real fairy, and she is more than vulgar.

And it's in the shape of a beast.

Therefore, the gatekeeper did not recognize Mo Xiaoyou's identity at a glance, but said that it was the mortal world's mischievous monsters that broke into the heaven by mistake, so they expelled him.

Hearing the angry reprimand from the gatekeeper, Mo Xiaoyou didn't even raise his head.

He flicked his nine tails lightly, and his body leaped away lightly.

After pulling away enough distance from the halberd pointed at the tip of his nose, Mo Xiaoyou raised the cat's paw in a daze, tilted his head, and looked around with ignorant eyes.

Why did the butterflies under my paws disappear in an instant...

unhappy.