Facial Paralysis God Raises a Cat

cat tail number seven

Ouch, a kiss

Recently, Mo Xiaoyou went to the Qilin Temple very frequently, but the frequency of being kicked out was also very high.

Basically, if you go once, you will be driven away once.

In the end, Shan Yu even told the thief not to let Mo Xiaoyou into the gate of the Qilin Palace.

On this day, Mo Xiaoyou was going to stroll to the Qilin Hall again.

He was holding the blue and white wine that bribed Xiaotou in his hand.

However, his luck has been really bad recently, and he ran into the Immortal Herald around the corner, Linghua.

No matter how wonderful this leader is, he is a herald after all.

Therefore, within the seventh heaven, it is not surprising to see his figure.

It's one thing not to be surprised, but quite another to not want to see.

So Mo Xiaoyou, who was not happy to see Linghua, saw him from a distance and was ready to turn around and choose another way.

But Linghua didn't think so.

Ever since he was taught by Mo Xiaoyou last time, he has been holding his breath.

How can he say that he is also a Shangxian with a cultivation level of the second level, but he will not be able to fight against a cat demon with a cultivation level of only the first level?

It's a joke.

So after that day, after various analysis, Linghua concluded that the reason why he lost was because he was sneak attacked by that despicable cat demon.

So this time, Linghua was not going to talk about it.

Without saying hello, while Mo Xiaoyou turned around, a golden thunder struck.

Prepare to "repay the person with the way of the person".

Linghua practiced gold-type spells, and his best skill was the golden thunder aspiration.

It is said that the power of Linghua's move far exceeds the strength of the second heaven, and even the immortals of the third heaven are a little bit afraid.

So the moment Linghua made a move, he already had the chance to win in his heart.

It's just that this cat demon, Moyou, seems to be born at odds with him.

Just when Linghua had already thought up the lines to ridicule Mo Xiaoyou, Mo Xiaoyou not only dodged the golden thunder that would kill him, but also quietly appeared behind Linghua.

"What do you want to do?"

Ling Hua's body was full of cold hairs.

Mo Xiaoyou didn't answer this time.

After only a moment, Linghua knew what he wanted to do.

Because Linghua was beaten so badly that even if his parents were still alive, they wouldn't recognize him.

Mo Xiaoyou looked at Ling Hua who was lying on the ground calmly and shook his head.

Feel like a cruel cat.

But who told him that he was in a bad mood recently, and he was a little angry.

When a cat is in a bad mood, do you still want to tease it?

Didn't you deliberately send it up to let the cat grind its claws?

I really don't understand what these idiots are thinking.

After sharpening his claws, Mo Xiaoyou picked up the blue and white wine again, and walked towards the Qilin Hall.

I don't know if today's little head will accept his bribe, what a worry.

After a long time, Ling Hua got up from the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

If he had to use words to describe his expression at this time, it would definitely be gloomy.

But because the face is too swollen, so...

Can't see it for now.

Mo Xiaoyou had been playing with Shan Yu for three months, and in the end, Shan Yu, who was overwhelmed, chose to retreat to avoid his harassment.

It made Qilin's head small and blamed Mo Xiaoyou, making him lonely and cold.

So Mo Xiaoyou has one more thing in his daily life, that is to come to chat with Xiaotou every day.

But things haven't been all good recently.

At least Mo Xiaoyou dreamed of beauties more and more often.

So Mo Xiaoyou, who used to have fun in the blue and white fields for a long time at night, fell asleep early recently.

It made Fairy Qinghua think that she was too fierce to Mo Xiaoyou last time, so that he was depressed.

But every morning when I see Mo Xiaoyou, she looks cheerful and happy again...

Fairy Qinghua felt that she was getting more and more confused about what was going on in the little milk cat's mind, so she let him go.

That night, Mo Xiaoyou, who fell asleep early, also squatted under the big tree in his sea of ​​consciousness.

A pair of cat eyes are wide and round.

Like a pair of shining lanterns.

So much so that when Emperor Muyang arrived, he almost wanted to turn around and leave.

Of course, he couldn't get away.

Since they have already been seen by a certain crazy milk cat, naturally the question of whether to stay or not is up to him.

Spin around the beauties.

Let the beauty scratch his chin and pinch his paws.

These are just everyday, oh no, nightly.

In addition to these, Mo Xiaoyou also develops a new game every night, asking the beauty to play with him.

Apart from frowning and jumping brows, the beauty also accommodated him.

Tonight, the whimsical Mo Xiaoyou wanted a beauty to accompany him to play a game of throwing dishes.

A certain emperor hid his face.

You are not a dog, why are you throwing dishes?

Do you need this emperor to send you a bone?

But finally.

A certain emperor with facial paralysis still succumbed.

"Beauty, why do you think I care so little about you?"

Tired of playing, the little milk cat sat under a big tree with a certain emperor to rest.

It's just that a certain emperor is indeed leaning against a big tree and closing his eyes to rest his mind in a chic way, while a certain cat is tossing all kinds of things on his body.

At this time, the little milk cat was squatting on the shoulder of a certain emperor, using its cat paws to grab the black hair scattered on his shoulders.

Gula, but also complained: "It's a pity that Brother Shan Yu didn't lend me his precious hair, otherwise I could go to Jiuchongtian to play with you."

Finally hooked a black thread, the little milk cat came closer and sniffed with its nose, its face was full of intoxication.

After being intoxicated, the little milk cat put on a sullen expression and said: "Hey, I just don't know if the real you like cats as much as I did in my dream, what if you don't like cats..."

"..."

To what extent does this heart have to be wide enough to feel that the meeting every night is really just a dream?

The heartbroken certain emperor wanted to make a certain stupid cat feel better, so he said with a paralyzed face, "I never liked cats."

He is also telling the truth.

Back then, it was living things like "cats" that killed that idiot who loved cats.

So if there is any species in the world that a certain emperor doesn't like, then "cats" must bear the brunt of it.

"what?!"

The sullen little milk cat jumped up in an instant, and jumped onto the head of a certain emperor.

Then squatted on top of his head, stretched his neck and looked down, just as the cat's mouth was facing the tip of a certain emperor's nose, he asked anxiously: "How can you not like cats?"

A certain emperor is determined to embarrass a certain stupid cat.

So I ignored him and continued to rest with my eyes closed.

The little milk cat is even more anxious.

He thought to himself, even in his dream he didn't like cats anymore, so what if we meet again in the future!

Of course, in fact, there is no logic at all in this sentence.

But the little milk cat really thought so.

The more I think about it, the more anxious I become.

So the little milk cat squatting on top of the beauty's head stretched out a paw, and began to call out "meow meow" while lifting her own beauty's eyelids.

Attempt to use "tough" means to force the beauty to answer his question.

But the little milk cat obviously underestimated a certain emperor's anti-disturbance ability.

No matter how noisy he is, a certain emperor has firmly implemented the three no policies and policies.

Don't open your eyes, don't talk, don't compromise.

The noisy little milk cat finally died.

Cautiously poked out from a certain emperor's head, lowered his head to stare at his face and asked pitifully, "Is there anything wrong with me?"

I finally know how to reflect.

A certain emperor felt very relieved.

He wanted to tell this stupid cat that there was nothing good about you.

But listening to the pitiful tone of the stupid cat, he felt a little soft-hearted.

It's really naive to think that I'm an emperor of heaven, and get angry with a little milk cat.

So a certain emperor raised his head slightly while opening his eyes, and was about to comfort the little milk cat, but when he opened his mouth, a warm object covered his mouth...

It turned out that the more the kitten stretched its neck, the lower it went. When a certain emperor opened his mouth, his cat's mouth happened to rest on top of the certain emperor's mouth.

So, a certain emperor raised his head slightly, and the little milk cat's mouth was directly stuck on it.

And when the little milk cat's cat's mouth touched the perfect lips of a certain emperor, he subconsciously stretched out his cat's tongue and licked it...

"..."

"..."

"Crack" sound.

The little milk cat that had become like a stone sculpture fell directly from the top of a certain emperor Shun Liuan's head.

A sweet dream.

The first thing Mo Xiaoyou did when he opened his eyes was to smash his mouth.

With a slightly wretched expression, he let out a wicked laugh.

The days are so neither salty nor light, but extraordinarily sweet.

Although Mo Xiaoyou still went to the Qilin Hall to chat with the Qilin head every day, but his obsession with going to the Nine Heavens has faded.

Because the man who was revered as the Emperor of Heaven above the Nine Heavens was too unreal to Mo Xiaoyou.

But the man in Mo Xiaoyou's dream was an existence that Mo Xiaoyou could touch and even kiss.

So, now Mo Xiaoyou is full of thoughts about molesting his own beauties in his dreams. As for going to Jiuchongtian, he will think about it when he can't see the beauties in his dreams.

Just when Mo Xiaoyou was living a fairy life leisurely during the day, and playing a little hooligan at night and dreaming sweet dreams, another big event happened in the heaven.

Tianjin Shenjun's Tongtian Zhan was stolen.

Speaking of Tongtianzhan, it is the only artifact left in this world.

It is also the only personal belonging that Emperor Muyang bestowed on him when he canonized Tianjin Shenjun.

Therefore, Tianjin Shenjun, who has always been cold-hearted and cold-hearted, was completely furious.

Not only is the entire heaven under martial law, but even the mortal world is not spared.

In the mortal sky, you can often see a pair of huge eyes overlooking the common people with examining eyes.

The ordinary human beings who didn't know the reason thought it was the punishment of God, and they were in panic all day long.

The human emperor even opened an altar to try to offer sacrifices to the sky, hoping to protect his dynasty and the people from disasters.

And these, although they are not of much interest to Mo Xiaoyou, have become the topics of daily chatter between him and Xiaotou.

until a certain day.

A large wave of heavenly soldiers and generals descended from the sky.

Surrounded Mo Xiaoyou who was sitting at the gate of Qilin Hall.