Facial Paralysis God Raises a Cat
Chapter 16 Cat Tail No. 6
cat tail number six
crazy stupid cat
Mo Xiaoyou took Shan Yu back to Chuyangtian.
The blue and white fairy fetched her own natal flower, and then awakened Shan Yu.
It's just that his face is still pale, bloodless, like dead wood.
But after waking up, Shan Yu didn't care.
Instead, he teased the worried Mo Xiaoyou and said, "Brother Xiaoyou, looking at your sad face, you probably haven't found your "beauty", right?"
Mo Xiaoyou replied with tears: "Uh, no, not only did I not find it, but I was beaten many times..."
Originally, according to Mo Xiaoyou's temperament, he would definitely question Shan Yu to the end.
Why did you make yourself so miserable.
But Fairy Qinghua told Mo Xiaoyou in advance that the depletion of Shan Yu's vitality is no longer a matter of a day or two, and there is no cure at all.
Sudden convulsions and fainting like this will happen at least two or three times a year.
And the reason why the blue and white fairy knows is because his natal blue and white can keep Shan Yu temporarily awake.
Therefore, Fairy Qinghua asked Mo Xiaoyou not to make trouble with Shanyu, because he needed to rest.
Then, wait for death.
Mo Xiaoyou was very sad.
But there is no way.
The word death is no stranger to him who has been in the mortal world for nearly 4000 years.
Originally thought that after becoming a true immortal, he would stay away from this bleak word.
But it still lingers.
Mo Xiaoyou, who hadn't seen the night for a long time, was lying in the blue and white field, looking up at the starry sky.
But the mood is still dull.
unhappy.
Even the blue petals that began to scatter around with the night wind could not arouse his desire to chase after them.
Inexplicably, Mo Xiaoyou felt that she had failed terribly.
Every day is lifeless and boring.
The disgruntled Mo Xiaoyou finally turned into a kitten, curled up, and fell asleep hugging her third tail.
The cold moonlight shone on his body, and we could faintly see wet marks on the cat fur in the corner of his eyes.
In the Nine Heavens, the man looked at the lifeless little milk cat expressionlessly.
Then stretched out a hand and passed through the water of Longan Fairy Pond.
A moment later, a fleeting silver light slid down from the night sky in the early sun, and just happened to shine on the little milk cat.
At this time, Mo Xiaoyou was dreaming.
In the dream, he was in his own sea of consciousness.
To be exact, it was Xiao Mo Xiaoyou, who was only five or six years old, squatting quietly under the only big tree in his sea of consciousness.
Alone and small.
"Little worry."
A deep and pleasant voice came from above the little boy's head.
Xiao Xiaoyou looked up, and saw a man who was completely white but so perfect that people couldn't look away.
The corners of the man's mouth, which had never fluctuated, turned up slightly at this time, and his eyes, which were all-encompassing but without a trace of emotion, were also tinged with a soft light.
Xiao Xiaoyou seemed to know this man, and her sullen face instantly changed into a big smile.
Very cute.
And the man seemed to think he was cute, so he stretched out his hands, wanting to hug him——
Just then.
The dreamer is not happy.
The little boy was kicked away by one foot.
And the one who appeared in his place was the adult version of Mo Xiaoyou.
Mo Xiaoyou's eyes glowed, she wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth with the back of her hand, and stretched out her hands cheerfully: "Come on, hug me!"
"..."
The man silently withdrew his hands.
He felt that he who was worried about this idiot had really slept for a long time, and his brain was pumped.
Seeing the man withdraw his hands, Mo Xiaoyou was not angry either.
He continued to stare at the man's face intensely, and said excitedly: "Beauty, I dreamed of you."
As he spoke, Mo Xiaoyou stretched out a finger like a curious kitten.
First, he lightly poked the man's arm, then circled around the man, poked the man's back, and finally poked the man's face boldly.
"Awesome, as expected of the beauty that Master Cat has come to fancy, it feels great in the hand!"
"..."
A man struggles to maintain his facial paralysis image.
But the perfect brow still couldn't hold back, and jumped twice.
"Do you like cats?"
"It's that milky white, cute cat?"
This is what Mo Xiaoyou has always wanted to ask the beauty.
Today I finally asked in my dream.
But even in his own dream, the beauty still didn't cooperate with Mo Xiaoyou.
The man suppressed his expression and wanted to turn around and leave.
Mo Xiaoyou was in a hurry.
In an instant, it turned into the appearance of a little milk cat, and immediately grabbed the man's back.
Then he jumped onto the man's shoulder, tilted the cat's head, and began to play cute in all kinds of frenzy.
In the end, the little milk cat won.
The man sat quietly under the big tree holding it.
That pair of gentle big hands ran along his milky white cat fur.
And the little milk cat listened to the man's strong heartbeat with a happy face, and asked intoxicated: "Beauty, who are you? Where can I find you?"
The man thought for a while and said, "Jiuzhongtian, you can go to Jiuchongtian."
"Ah, so high..."
Mo Xiaoyou, who was already overwhelmed by excitement, didn't even think about what the Nine Heavens meant.
Not long after, the little milk cat really fell into a deep sleep.
But this time, the corners of the little milk cat's eyes were no longer wet.
However, the cat fur at the corner of his mouth was always wet.
……
The next day, Mo Xiaoyou, who had a good night's dream, regained her composure, and her mind gradually became clear.
Then I remembered what the beauty said.
Empyrean?
Isn't there only one "Taishanghuang" living in Jiuchongtian?
It turned out that those gods who beat him really didn't lie to him, the beauty of his family was indeed the incredible emperor of heaven.
But so what?
All the beauties have sent invitations to him, why didn't he go to the appointment.
As for the fact that this "invitation" only existed in his dream, Mo Xiaoyou selectively lost his memory.
He decided to go to the Qilin Hall first.
After a day of slowing down, Shan Yu's body was still weak, but her complexion was much better than yesterday.
Mo Xiaoyou knew that this was only temporary.
The shadow of death did not move away from Shan Yu's body.
But Mo Xiaoyou today is not as pessimistic as yesterday.
He pulled Shan Yu and said mysteriously, "Brother Shan Yu, I have made a decision."
Driven by Mo Xiaoyou's emotions, Shan Yu deliberately asked softly, "What decision?"
"I've decided to meet my beauty!"
Shan Yu pretended not to be interested and waved his hands, "I thought it was some terrible secret..."
Mo Xiaoyou smiled mischievously, and asked back: "Then do you know who my beauty might be?"
"Who? Isn't he a god?"
Shan Yu lacks interest.
Xindao, his sweetheart is still the biggest god.
Mo Xiaoyou said proudly: "It's the Heavenly Emperor, Muyang Heavenly Emperor!"
Shan Yu was so startled that he smashed the teacup in his hand.
He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Brother Xiaoyou, are you sure you're not joking?"
"Of course it's not a joke."
"I'm just worrying about how to go to the Nine Heavens..."
Saying that, Mo Xiaoyou said with a wicked smile: "Brother Shanyu, why don't you lend me your treasure again, and I'll see if I can use it to go to the Nine Heavens to find my beauty."
"..."
Shan Yu felt that he had to digest the words of this cat fairy first.
The beauty Xiaomaoxian said was Emperor Muyang, and Emperor Muyang was in Jiuchongtian, so Xiaomaoxian came to ask him to borrow Emperor Muyang's hair so that he could go to Jiuchongtian...
"Brother Xiaoyou, do you really know what kind of existence the Emperor of Heaven is?"
Mo Xiaoyou asked in confusion: "Is this question important?"
Shan Yu felt that she was going to cry because of this stupid cat.
He also asked, "Then what do you think is important?"
Mo Xiaoyou thought for a while, and then replied: "Whether a beauty likes cats is very important!"
"Brother Shan Yu, you can just lend me your treasure, so I can go up and ask the beauty if she likes cats or not!"
As he spoke, Mo Xiaoyou showed his signature rascally flattering smile.
Shan Yu was dumbfounded.
He seemed to see himself 3000 years ago from the face of the boy in front of him.
At that time, Shan Yu never considered the identity and status of the man she was looking for.
He just wanted to know if that man had himself in his heart, that's all.
However, the final result is that he can only die alone and alone.
But there was no place for him in that man's heart.
"No."
Shan Yu lowered her face and refused sharply.
"Why?"
Mo Xiaoyou was puzzled.
Brother Shan Yu is quite a nice person, why did he suddenly turn his back on him?
"Little head, see off the guests."
After speaking, Shan Yu turned and left, and said in a cold tone: "Mo Xiaoyou, I advise you to stop this obsession."
"How noble is Emperor Muyang, how could you, a little cat fairy, get into his eyes."
Mo Xiaoyou didn't give up, she wanted to follow up and defend herself.
But he was blocked in front of him by a unicorn head.
"Little cat, hurry up, my master is not in good health, so don't bother him!"
The little head who blocked Mo Xiaoyou was earnest.
Mo Xiaoyou held back her mouth and could only leave temporarily.
I didn't expect that it would be disadvantageous to be a teacher.
Although Mo Xiaoyou was not sad, she was not happy either.
Go back to the Green Garden and meet the Blue Flower Fairy.
Depressed, Mo Xiaoyou also told Fairy Qinghua about her desire to go to Jiuchongtian.
What caught Mo Xiaoyou off guard was that Fairy Qinghua also turned against him instantly.
Pointing at his cat's nose, he cursed: "Mo Xiaoyou, I always thought you were a bit stupid, but I didn't expect you to be so stupid!"
"How noble is Muyang Tiandi? Is it possible that you, a little milk cat with no hair at all, really ate a bear's heart and leopard courage, and dared to go to Jiuchongtian to harass him? Are you really so unafraid of death?"
"Let me tell you, so what if you go to the Nine Heavens? There is no creature in the entire Muyang Continent who dares to look directly at the true face of the Emperor of Heaven. Even what he looks like is a mystery. You say your eyes were kicked by a donkey?" It's still a pig's brain, and you actually said that the beauty you fell in love with is the Emperor of Heaven, why don't you say that you are the cat raised by the Emperor of Heaven!"
Mo Xiaoyou was dizzy from being reprimanded by Fairy Blue and White with a series of cannonballs.
He didn't expect that the blue and white fairy who usually seemed to be cold and aloof to everything, turned out to be so powerful that she didn't even kick her out of breath.
"It's not what I said, it was what the gods of the Eighth Heaven said... that in the entire heaven, only Emperor Muyang likes to wear plain clothes..."
When Mo Xiaoyou said this, her little eyes were extremely wronged.
"you--"
Fairy Qinghua wanted to continue cursing a few more words, but seeing Mo Xiaoyou's aggrieved look, she held back again.
He took a deep breath, and then persuaded in a calm tone as much as possible: "Mo Xiaoyou, no matter whether the beauty you mentioned is the Emperor of Heaven or not, you have no way to confront him, do you understand?"
"You should stop these unrealistic thoughts and stay in Chuyang Tian, isn't it good for servant butterflies to sniff the petals?"
But Mo Xiaoyou touched his nose and said stubbornly: "But I just want to go up and have a look."
"You, you are so stubborn and stupid!"
The blue and white fairy was so angry that she walked away in a huff.
Staring blankly at the back of the blue and white fairy leaving, Mo Xiaoyou felt a sense of betrayal...
……
Above the Nine Heavens, Emperor Muyang naturally took all of this into his eyes.
In fact, he was also a little tangled.
Do you want to get the little stupid cat up now? After all, with the little stupid cat's current cultivation base, it is really impossible to meet his real body. Make a short exchange.
But he has been letting this stupid cat down there, watching him being beaten up and scolded by this one, it feels sour, but if he doesn't feel distressed, it's all fake.
So, here comes the problem again.
How can I make my little stupid cat break through the ninth level in the shortest possible time?
Emperor Muyang decided to think about it.
crazy stupid cat
Mo Xiaoyou took Shan Yu back to Chuyangtian.
The blue and white fairy fetched her own natal flower, and then awakened Shan Yu.
It's just that his face is still pale, bloodless, like dead wood.
But after waking up, Shan Yu didn't care.
Instead, he teased the worried Mo Xiaoyou and said, "Brother Xiaoyou, looking at your sad face, you probably haven't found your "beauty", right?"
Mo Xiaoyou replied with tears: "Uh, no, not only did I not find it, but I was beaten many times..."
Originally, according to Mo Xiaoyou's temperament, he would definitely question Shan Yu to the end.
Why did you make yourself so miserable.
But Fairy Qinghua told Mo Xiaoyou in advance that the depletion of Shan Yu's vitality is no longer a matter of a day or two, and there is no cure at all.
Sudden convulsions and fainting like this will happen at least two or three times a year.
And the reason why the blue and white fairy knows is because his natal blue and white can keep Shan Yu temporarily awake.
Therefore, Fairy Qinghua asked Mo Xiaoyou not to make trouble with Shanyu, because he needed to rest.
Then, wait for death.
Mo Xiaoyou was very sad.
But there is no way.
The word death is no stranger to him who has been in the mortal world for nearly 4000 years.
Originally thought that after becoming a true immortal, he would stay away from this bleak word.
But it still lingers.
Mo Xiaoyou, who hadn't seen the night for a long time, was lying in the blue and white field, looking up at the starry sky.
But the mood is still dull.
unhappy.
Even the blue petals that began to scatter around with the night wind could not arouse his desire to chase after them.
Inexplicably, Mo Xiaoyou felt that she had failed terribly.
Every day is lifeless and boring.
The disgruntled Mo Xiaoyou finally turned into a kitten, curled up, and fell asleep hugging her third tail.
The cold moonlight shone on his body, and we could faintly see wet marks on the cat fur in the corner of his eyes.
In the Nine Heavens, the man looked at the lifeless little milk cat expressionlessly.
Then stretched out a hand and passed through the water of Longan Fairy Pond.
A moment later, a fleeting silver light slid down from the night sky in the early sun, and just happened to shine on the little milk cat.
At this time, Mo Xiaoyou was dreaming.
In the dream, he was in his own sea of consciousness.
To be exact, it was Xiao Mo Xiaoyou, who was only five or six years old, squatting quietly under the only big tree in his sea of consciousness.
Alone and small.
"Little worry."
A deep and pleasant voice came from above the little boy's head.
Xiao Xiaoyou looked up, and saw a man who was completely white but so perfect that people couldn't look away.
The corners of the man's mouth, which had never fluctuated, turned up slightly at this time, and his eyes, which were all-encompassing but without a trace of emotion, were also tinged with a soft light.
Xiao Xiaoyou seemed to know this man, and her sullen face instantly changed into a big smile.
Very cute.
And the man seemed to think he was cute, so he stretched out his hands, wanting to hug him——
Just then.
The dreamer is not happy.
The little boy was kicked away by one foot.
And the one who appeared in his place was the adult version of Mo Xiaoyou.
Mo Xiaoyou's eyes glowed, she wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth with the back of her hand, and stretched out her hands cheerfully: "Come on, hug me!"
"..."
The man silently withdrew his hands.
He felt that he who was worried about this idiot had really slept for a long time, and his brain was pumped.
Seeing the man withdraw his hands, Mo Xiaoyou was not angry either.
He continued to stare at the man's face intensely, and said excitedly: "Beauty, I dreamed of you."
As he spoke, Mo Xiaoyou stretched out a finger like a curious kitten.
First, he lightly poked the man's arm, then circled around the man, poked the man's back, and finally poked the man's face boldly.
"Awesome, as expected of the beauty that Master Cat has come to fancy, it feels great in the hand!"
"..."
A man struggles to maintain his facial paralysis image.
But the perfect brow still couldn't hold back, and jumped twice.
"Do you like cats?"
"It's that milky white, cute cat?"
This is what Mo Xiaoyou has always wanted to ask the beauty.
Today I finally asked in my dream.
But even in his own dream, the beauty still didn't cooperate with Mo Xiaoyou.
The man suppressed his expression and wanted to turn around and leave.
Mo Xiaoyou was in a hurry.
In an instant, it turned into the appearance of a little milk cat, and immediately grabbed the man's back.
Then he jumped onto the man's shoulder, tilted the cat's head, and began to play cute in all kinds of frenzy.
In the end, the little milk cat won.
The man sat quietly under the big tree holding it.
That pair of gentle big hands ran along his milky white cat fur.
And the little milk cat listened to the man's strong heartbeat with a happy face, and asked intoxicated: "Beauty, who are you? Where can I find you?"
The man thought for a while and said, "Jiuzhongtian, you can go to Jiuchongtian."
"Ah, so high..."
Mo Xiaoyou, who was already overwhelmed by excitement, didn't even think about what the Nine Heavens meant.
Not long after, the little milk cat really fell into a deep sleep.
But this time, the corners of the little milk cat's eyes were no longer wet.
However, the cat fur at the corner of his mouth was always wet.
……
The next day, Mo Xiaoyou, who had a good night's dream, regained her composure, and her mind gradually became clear.
Then I remembered what the beauty said.
Empyrean?
Isn't there only one "Taishanghuang" living in Jiuchongtian?
It turned out that those gods who beat him really didn't lie to him, the beauty of his family was indeed the incredible emperor of heaven.
But so what?
All the beauties have sent invitations to him, why didn't he go to the appointment.
As for the fact that this "invitation" only existed in his dream, Mo Xiaoyou selectively lost his memory.
He decided to go to the Qilin Hall first.
After a day of slowing down, Shan Yu's body was still weak, but her complexion was much better than yesterday.
Mo Xiaoyou knew that this was only temporary.
The shadow of death did not move away from Shan Yu's body.
But Mo Xiaoyou today is not as pessimistic as yesterday.
He pulled Shan Yu and said mysteriously, "Brother Shan Yu, I have made a decision."
Driven by Mo Xiaoyou's emotions, Shan Yu deliberately asked softly, "What decision?"
"I've decided to meet my beauty!"
Shan Yu pretended not to be interested and waved his hands, "I thought it was some terrible secret..."
Mo Xiaoyou smiled mischievously, and asked back: "Then do you know who my beauty might be?"
"Who? Isn't he a god?"
Shan Yu lacks interest.
Xindao, his sweetheart is still the biggest god.
Mo Xiaoyou said proudly: "It's the Heavenly Emperor, Muyang Heavenly Emperor!"
Shan Yu was so startled that he smashed the teacup in his hand.
He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Brother Xiaoyou, are you sure you're not joking?"
"Of course it's not a joke."
"I'm just worrying about how to go to the Nine Heavens..."
Saying that, Mo Xiaoyou said with a wicked smile: "Brother Shanyu, why don't you lend me your treasure again, and I'll see if I can use it to go to the Nine Heavens to find my beauty."
"..."
Shan Yu felt that he had to digest the words of this cat fairy first.
The beauty Xiaomaoxian said was Emperor Muyang, and Emperor Muyang was in Jiuchongtian, so Xiaomaoxian came to ask him to borrow Emperor Muyang's hair so that he could go to Jiuchongtian...
"Brother Xiaoyou, do you really know what kind of existence the Emperor of Heaven is?"
Mo Xiaoyou asked in confusion: "Is this question important?"
Shan Yu felt that she was going to cry because of this stupid cat.
He also asked, "Then what do you think is important?"
Mo Xiaoyou thought for a while, and then replied: "Whether a beauty likes cats is very important!"
"Brother Shan Yu, you can just lend me your treasure, so I can go up and ask the beauty if she likes cats or not!"
As he spoke, Mo Xiaoyou showed his signature rascally flattering smile.
Shan Yu was dumbfounded.
He seemed to see himself 3000 years ago from the face of the boy in front of him.
At that time, Shan Yu never considered the identity and status of the man she was looking for.
He just wanted to know if that man had himself in his heart, that's all.
However, the final result is that he can only die alone and alone.
But there was no place for him in that man's heart.
"No."
Shan Yu lowered her face and refused sharply.
"Why?"
Mo Xiaoyou was puzzled.
Brother Shan Yu is quite a nice person, why did he suddenly turn his back on him?
"Little head, see off the guests."
After speaking, Shan Yu turned and left, and said in a cold tone: "Mo Xiaoyou, I advise you to stop this obsession."
"How noble is Emperor Muyang, how could you, a little cat fairy, get into his eyes."
Mo Xiaoyou didn't give up, she wanted to follow up and defend herself.
But he was blocked in front of him by a unicorn head.
"Little cat, hurry up, my master is not in good health, so don't bother him!"
The little head who blocked Mo Xiaoyou was earnest.
Mo Xiaoyou held back her mouth and could only leave temporarily.
I didn't expect that it would be disadvantageous to be a teacher.
Although Mo Xiaoyou was not sad, she was not happy either.
Go back to the Green Garden and meet the Blue Flower Fairy.
Depressed, Mo Xiaoyou also told Fairy Qinghua about her desire to go to Jiuchongtian.
What caught Mo Xiaoyou off guard was that Fairy Qinghua also turned against him instantly.
Pointing at his cat's nose, he cursed: "Mo Xiaoyou, I always thought you were a bit stupid, but I didn't expect you to be so stupid!"
"How noble is Muyang Tiandi? Is it possible that you, a little milk cat with no hair at all, really ate a bear's heart and leopard courage, and dared to go to Jiuchongtian to harass him? Are you really so unafraid of death?"
"Let me tell you, so what if you go to the Nine Heavens? There is no creature in the entire Muyang Continent who dares to look directly at the true face of the Emperor of Heaven. Even what he looks like is a mystery. You say your eyes were kicked by a donkey?" It's still a pig's brain, and you actually said that the beauty you fell in love with is the Emperor of Heaven, why don't you say that you are the cat raised by the Emperor of Heaven!"
Mo Xiaoyou was dizzy from being reprimanded by Fairy Blue and White with a series of cannonballs.
He didn't expect that the blue and white fairy who usually seemed to be cold and aloof to everything, turned out to be so powerful that she didn't even kick her out of breath.
"It's not what I said, it was what the gods of the Eighth Heaven said... that in the entire heaven, only Emperor Muyang likes to wear plain clothes..."
When Mo Xiaoyou said this, her little eyes were extremely wronged.
"you--"
Fairy Qinghua wanted to continue cursing a few more words, but seeing Mo Xiaoyou's aggrieved look, she held back again.
He took a deep breath, and then persuaded in a calm tone as much as possible: "Mo Xiaoyou, no matter whether the beauty you mentioned is the Emperor of Heaven or not, you have no way to confront him, do you understand?"
"You should stop these unrealistic thoughts and stay in Chuyang Tian, isn't it good for servant butterflies to sniff the petals?"
But Mo Xiaoyou touched his nose and said stubbornly: "But I just want to go up and have a look."
"You, you are so stubborn and stupid!"
The blue and white fairy was so angry that she walked away in a huff.
Staring blankly at the back of the blue and white fairy leaving, Mo Xiaoyou felt a sense of betrayal...
……
Above the Nine Heavens, Emperor Muyang naturally took all of this into his eyes.
In fact, he was also a little tangled.
Do you want to get the little stupid cat up now? After all, with the little stupid cat's current cultivation base, it is really impossible to meet his real body. Make a short exchange.
But he has been letting this stupid cat down there, watching him being beaten up and scolded by this one, it feels sour, but if he doesn't feel distressed, it's all fake.
So, here comes the problem again.
How can I make my little stupid cat break through the ninth level in the shortest possible time?
Emperor Muyang decided to think about it.
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