[Sword Three] Every day when you go online, you can always see that the gang leader is dying again

In the early morning of May [-]rd, Zheng Li was awakened by a phone call from the courier brother. He played League of Legends all night so that he had just fallen asleep for less than half an hour, and pressed the connection button in an extremely irritable mood.

"Come down." The noble and glamorous courier brother hung up the phone immediately after uttering two words on the phone.

Is the domineering boss style popular among courier brothers these days?

Zheng Li squinted his eyes and pulled out a vest and a pair of sweatpants among the pile of clothes, wiped his face casually, yawned and went downstairs to pick up the courier.

Only the skin color resembles Wu Yanzu's high-cold courier boy, who is squatting next to the courier car and sending text messages to the residents of the community at a high speed. After hearing Zheng Li's footsteps, he picked up a few boxes from the side without raising his head. Pointing at the cardboard boxes suspected to be color TVs, he said to Zheng Li, "These boxes are all yours, take them away after signing for them."

Zheng Li was taken aback by the huge delivery - he hadn't bought any big ones recently.

He walked over to look at the courier slip on the cardboard box. On the slip, the word "Zheng Li" was written much better than his own. Then he looked at the phone number left by the sender, 138XXXX6677, and took out The phone came to check the address book.

Oh, the displayed number is from "apprentice".

It turned out to be a snack sent by the apprentice.Zheng Li was a little speechless, did Wuwen treat himself as the owner of an online store to purchase goods?

After desperately working hard, he finally carried the four big boxes of courier home. Zheng Li, who was so sleepy, had already lost all sleep and opened up the courier energetically.

There were six roast ducks squeezed into the first box of express delivery, Zheng Li smiled so hard that he couldn't see his eyes, and he gave three loves to his relatives and disciples from the bottom of his heart.After unpacking the second box of express delivery, there were six more roast ducks, and Zheng Li suddenly had a bad feeling.Finally, when the fourth six roast ducks were taken out, Zheng Li felt that there was no fluctuation in his heart and he even wanted to clean up the house.

In the end, Zheng Li took a group photo of 24 roast ducks and uploaded it on Weibo.

@公子明_Qingyan is the most handsome: May Day gift #笑笑 (picture.jpg)

Yixiao Xuanming, who has been on the front line of reposting the lottery on Weibo all the year round, reposted this Weibo in seconds.

@今日是欧洲笑: Fuck you, boss, have you started to be a roast duck micro-business agent? //@公子明_Qingyan is the most handsome: May Day gift #笑笑（picture.jpg）

Sure enough, it’s not just me who thinks that the painting style of 24 Roast Ducks is very similar to Weishang!In order not to cause misunderstandings by passers-by, Zheng Li had no choice but to repost Weibo to clarify.

@公子明_Qingyan is the most handsome: It’s a gift my apprentice brother brought me on a business trip to the imperial capital, okay? //@今天是European Laughter: Fuck, boss, have you started to be a roast duck micro-business agent? //@公子明_Qingyan is the most handsome: May Day gift #笑笑（picture.jpg）

Xiao Xuanming, who was clearly in love, felt as if he had been forcibly stuffed with a big mouthful of dog food.

Adhering to the principle that good things should be shared by everyone, she posted a screenshot of this weibo along with Zheng Li's forwarding to the gang group, and @ 自我心情.

Suspending life with a smile: (picture.jpg) Get up early and eat dog food / smile@苹甜糖Learn a little bit.

Seeing that Wuwen was on a business trip and did not forget to bring a souvenir for his master, the whole group of sober gang members happily took off one by one, brushing yooooo in the group without hesitation.

The cat is cute: Hahahahahahahahahahaha civilized CP candy!I'm going to recharge [-] Yuan Tongbao to celebrate!

Miss above, your style of painting seems a bit wrong, right?

Mu Sheng: Mr. Jun has already reached the address and phone number of the gang leader before he reached the full level, and the snacks he sent are full, which is completely different from the coquettish X goods outside. I always feel that he will be a great person after he reaches the full level. .

Xiyue: (Master Jun nods.gif)

Angel Xiaoqi: @None. Junye, do you want to buy Nayuan Pill? Buy Nayuan Pill and get Xuanjiu Pills to help you protect your master at the full level every minute!

Zheng Li was indifferently scanning the news in the group, and suddenly received a private chat message.

None.: Did you get the roast duck?

Gong Ziming: I have received it, but there are 24 of them. Are you sure you didn't send me all the ones that were sent to others by mistake?

Probably because he thought the typing was too slow, Wuwen simply sent a voice message.

None.: No, none of my friends like roast duck very much, so I bought it for you.

It sounded like he had just woken up, and his voice was a bit lazy. Zheng Li actually found it a bit fucking sexy, which reminded him of the male anchor that the brother on the upper bunk insisted on listening to every night when he was in college.

When the brain hole came to this point, Zheng Li hurriedly ordered himself to brake - how could he treat others like this when others treat him as a brother!It's so unreasonable!

Gong Ziming: Oh... When will you come back, apprentice brother, I will take you to organize a group if I try to reach the full level before this Friday.

None.: The plane at nine o'clock in the morning.

Zheng Li almost lost his mind and sent out "Do you want me to pick you up?"He sighed, retyped "Bon voyage" in the input field and clicked send.

There was no reply from the other party. Zheng Li put down his phone, went to the kitchen to pour himself a glass of water, and sat among a pile of roast ducks thinking about how to deal with these obviously surplus products and the four empty cardboard boxes that took up a lot of space.

Thinking about it, he suddenly got to a point where he thought about it very carefully - he obviously only gave Wuwen his address and phone number that day, so how on earth did he know his name?

Zheng Li picked up his phone and sent another message to Wuwen.

Young Master Ming: Come out for me!

None.:?

Gong Ziming: Explain the issue of the courier bill!How did you know my real name? ?

Wuwen didn't answer directly, but just sent a smiley face that comes with the system and a sentence of "know it by chance".Seeing this, Zheng Li felt goosebumps all over his body for no reason.

Gong Ziming: ...So you actually know my three-dimensional friend?

None.: I guess.

Sure enough, the social circle in W city is too small!

Gong Ziming: Then why don't you tell me your real identity quickly?

None.: There will be a chance.Not to mention, first enthroned.

Zheng Li looked at the word "enthronement" on the screen and was a little confused. He didn't know whether Wuwen accidentally got cancer on his hand or did it on purpose, but the conclusion was that sooner or later he would face his apprentice. Keep it a little secretive, shy teen.

Putting down his phone, Zheng Li went straight to the study room and turned on the computer, ready to catch up with the morning shift and collect some tribute—after all, the apprentice is almost at full level, and a competent master still needs to buy some tribute clothes as a graduation gift.

Today's battle is Zhichengmen, this one has left a copy of black memories for many players, especially the No. If you encounter a nanny who is not very good at operating skills, you will not be able to complete the battle without dying four or five times.Of course, Zheng Li himself is also a poor Huajian who was tortured by the Zhicheng Gate. After the third group of savages was hacked CD, he set up the flag of "If you enter the Zhicheng Gate again, you will be a dog" on the gang channel.

However, in order to save tribute, Zheng Li had no choice but to accept the secret mission with tears in his eyes.

[Guild] [Gong Ziming]: [War!Straight to the city gate! ] Come to the turbulent nanny and the most aggressive T++++++ in the universe

[Guild] [Six Sydney]: Am I reading that right?Gongju Xiaoming actually went to open the city gate again?Didn't this person say that he would be a dog if he entered Zhicheng Gate?

[Guild] [Gongziming]: Whoever enters the Zhicheng Gate is a dog, in order to help the tribute dog, the dog# shy

[Guild] [President of Poison Classics]: Then call twice to listen?

[Guild] [Niannianai Withdrawn]: Guild Master, didn’t you pretend to graduate a long time ago?Why do you want to help Gong?

[Guild] [Bai Jiujiu]: People from the Central Plains with fish lips, there is no need for Xiao Ming to be publicized, but the military master is almost at full level.

Love withdraws every year and understands in seconds.

[Guild] [Niannianai withdrawn]: Oh, when I didn't ask, Niannian withdrew a message.

Zheng Li had the cheek to pretend to be pitiful and sympathetic on the gang channel, trying to win over a few gang members to fight with him.

[Guild] [Gongziming]: So no one is willing to help me make my lover grow up strong QAQ

[Guild] [Mu Sheng]: For the development of civilized CP, I've joined you.

[Guild] [Worth a hot strip]: Can tourmaline fragments be black?Give me and I will come.

[Guild] [Eat Lantern Festival tonight]: Are you sure that if you go to fight, the city gate will drop tourmaline fragments?

[Guild] [Xiaoxiu]: Jiujiu and I will finish the fight soon, wait for us, we will reset and fight with you again.

[Guild] [Bai Jiujiu]: Make a fist, everything is for civilization!

The gang members can always ignite group souls in some strange places, and the gang leader Zheng Li doesn't know what kind of temper he should have, so he can only swallow his anger for the sake of the gang.

After finally gathering all the people to enter the book, the five of them laughed and fought each other while fighting monsters, which went smoothly, but when they hit the third child, Zheng Li rushed straight to the corner with a hot stick, After a few seconds, his profile picture darkened.

At the same time, a message worth a spicy bar flashed in the gang group.

Worth a stick: The counselor came to visit the dormitory and forced us to chat with him, so I had to quit. @公子明助主 Are you okay?

What a ghost!Who will carry it without T!

The sect worth a spicy strip is Shaolin, which has been cut and washed just now, and the remaining sects in this book are Wanhua, Qixiu, Qixiu and Qixiu.

The three Xiuxiu and one brother Hua stood in front of the third child with confused faces for half an hour.

[Team] [Little Hee Hee]: What should I do?

[Team] [Mu Sheng]: What should I do?

[Team] [Bai Jiujiu]: ...how can love be sweet and sour?

Why are you still in the mood to sing!

Zheng Li switched to PVP equipment to check his HP and Huajin, and then switched back sadly.

[Team] [Gong Ziming]: No way, PVP can't handle it.

[Team] [Mu Sheng]: I just called for help in the world, and there was a meow brother who said he would come soon.

[Team] [Gong Ziming]: Why are you so good!I love you so much=3333=

[Team] [Mu Sheng]: Oh, you're welcome, I told him that the captain will give him his salary#谢谢

Zheng Li looked at the little red flag next to his profile picture, and felt an urge to secretly hand over to the captain.

It took three hours and finally finished the day's battle. Zheng Li handed in the task and exited the game exhausted—as expected, hitting the city gate was a very exhausting task.

Thinking of the 1500 gold that he had just traded to Brother Savage Miao, he angrily condemned Latiao's bad behavior in the gang group.

Gong Ziming: Spicy strips, I curse you to be a stick for the rest of your life!

Eating Lantern Festival tonight: As if you can do something else without cursing him/smile

Worth a spicy stick: oh, don’t want me to cut T/goodbye

Gong Ziming: Hehe, I’m going to pick up a bound T, why do I need a nigger like you/bye

None.: Oh?Do you need another T?

Xiyue: Why does this sentence have a sense of "you still need other men" no matter how you look at it?

Zheng Li felt countless grass-mud horses roaring and galloping past in his heart.

The author has something to say: In the 90s, I didn’t dare to hit the city gate for quite a long time... My master took me to fight once a long time ago, but five people fought from 12 o’clock in the evening to 30:[-] before hitting the third child. Later, the military master in the team was about to get off the plane and go home, so the team broke up hhhh

The overall difficulty of the battle after the Ninth Five-Year Plan is not as good as that of the 90s. Anyway, I have never experienced the nightmare of Zhicheng Gate. 2333