[Sword Three] Every day when you go online, you can always see that the gang leader is dying again

Zheng Li stared at half of the design drawing on the computer screen with both eyes. The promotional slogan on the copy had been deleted and revised several times, but it still couldn't achieve an eye-catching effect.

At the end of April, W City has begun to warm up, and the heat mixed in the air seems to have become the catalyst for May disease, making Zheng Li, who was already a little irritable, even more irritable.

Ahhhhh what should I do? I want to play games!After switching to the desktop and looking at the game icons in the folder, Zheng Li switched back to the PS interface with tears streaming down his face.

Feng Ergou, who was diligently retouching the picture next to him, turned his head and was startled by Zheng Li's gritted teeth expression: "Old Zheng, are you crazy about drawing pictures?"

Zheng Li desperately pressed the delete key and removed the slogan he had just typed: "The thirty slogans that the monkey thought of were all rejected by the boss. The boss said that my usual Moments are very touching, so Let me change it myself."

Feng Ergou thought back to Zheng Li's circle of friends, such as "the whole world is crying, only I smile to face it", and suddenly felt a chill sweeping through his body... He solemnly took a picture of Pat Zheng Li on the shoulder: "I think you are the only one in the world who can communicate with the boss, come on boy."

But even if you cheer me up like this, I still have no inspiration!

After much deliberation, Zheng Lisi still couldn't come up with an appropriate slogan. When he was worried, he glanced at the gang group who were having a good time chatting happily. His brows were brimming with happiness—one's lack of brains doesn't mean others have no brains. How could such a large group of brain-crazed madmen who were so idle still in the water group have the nerve not to take advantage of them.

So he opened it with peace of mind.

As usual, the gang group did not exchange any content about Jiansan. A group of people chatted about Japanese dramas, cosmetics, and even Nikki-Dress.Zheng Li sent a system default smile, which was quickly wiped out by various emoticons.

After a long while, Dumb, who had a long reflex arc, discovered Zheng Li who was silently bubbling, and in a pile of emojis, he posted a paragraph of text bubbles in a strange way: "Guangzhu, you are here."

Only then did everyone pick up the topic and have a cordial greeting with the gang leader, expressing their miss for the gang leader's infrequent online access in recent days, and repeatedly emphasizing that the gang can still thrive without the leadership of the gang leader.

Well, today is also a day without dignity #笑笑

However, today's Zheng Li wanted more from others, and he didn't dare to fight with the gang members with all his strength. He threw two huge red envelopes to bring the atmosphere in the group back to a warm and harmonious atmosphere.

Eating Lantern Festival tonight: Hahahaha, the red envelope of 100 yuan in spicy strips is robbed of [-] cents

Worth a spicy stick: ask for a private package, or you will understand the consequences / smile

Gong Ziming: .../goodbye

Seeing that the topic was about to get out of control again, Zheng Li quickly brought it back.

Gong Ziming: Don't make trouble, I have something important to ask you brain hole kings for help.

Bai Jiujiu: You are short of food for civilized CP and want us to produce it?

Gong Ziming: [Naughty.jpg] I just want you to help me think of a slogan for advertising!

Six Sydney: For this kind of thing, you should go to @太月广告界一姐.

Xiyue is a big producer of all kinds of weird emoji packs in the guild. Basically, the weird emoji packs used to help people fight are all made by her. According to rumors, she herself works for a well-known media company in Shanghai, and she uses them for the guild on weekdays. For her, copywriting and drawing for publicity are at her fingertips.

Under everyone's active @, Xiyue started to come out after long-awaited calls, and Zheng Li hurriedly posted a cute emoji to pretend to be pitiful, trying to win some sympathy and care.

Gong Ziming: Xiyue, help me a lot!

Yuzuki: Please send out your requirements and sketches first to have a look.

Zheng Li immediately posted the sketches and requirements in the group.

Gong Ziming: In short, it is a cultural exhibition!Just think about it, is there any poems and songs rich in cultural connotation that I can put on it to pretend to be awesome!

None.: Yo Yo Lu Ming, the apple of the wild food.I have guests, harp blowing Sheng.

Someone really responded to me in seconds.Zheng Li was moved and replied with a "thank you", and was planning to switch back to PS to see how it worked.

None.: The character processing is too vague and does not highlight the key points. It would be better to put the four words "ink color creativity" in the upper left corner, and put poems in the empty space in the middle.

Seeing such a professional opinion and such an unfamiliar group name, Zheng Li was a little confused.

Gong Ziming: @None. Who put it in?It feels like the painting style is not on the same channel as our gang, is it a spy sent by the advertising company next door?

None.: /smile/smile/smile

The first group chatted happily, as if the entire channel had been muted. The three system default smiley faces posted by None. were not pushed up by other people's speeches for a full 3 minutes.

After a while, Bai Jiujiu typed out a sentence that made Zheng Li puzzled.

Bai Jiujiu: It's a big deal, go back and check the group system news.

Zheng Li opened the group system message, and saw that None. applied to join the group half an hour ago, and the word "no news" was written in the message column.

Damn, it turned out to be his own apprentice.

Thinking of the phrase "the style of painting is different" that he said just now, Zheng Li seems to be able to foresee that a caring and sensible little padded jacket is mercilessly walking away from him...

Young Master Ming: That’s not the case! ! !Brother apprentice, listen to my explanation/cry/cry

None.: /smile

This expression is even more terrifying than "Oh"!Zheng Li felt a little nervous when he saw it, and decided to ignore Sanqi 21 and get rid of the blame first.

Gong Ziming: Who told you that you didn’t join the group in the past few weeks, how could I have thought that you would suddenly join the group while I was not online/crying loudly

None.: Well, blame me.

Cute cat: ... sweet.

Sigh: ...I've already brainstormed [-] words of fanfiction.

Little Hee Hee: Good civilization! !

Bai Jiujiu: Good civilization! !

Seeing that the group started to go wrong again, Zheng Li clicked on "Block Group Messages" and decided to prepare the leaflet first before competing with the crowd. Before closing the group, he did not forget to send a friend request to his apprentice.

Not long after, the □□ icon in the lower right corner of the desktop turned into a small blinking orange speaker. When he clicked on it, Wuwen had already passed his friend request.

Gong Ziming: Disciple brother!thanks!After being busy as a teacher for a while, I will accompany you to upgrade!

None.: The design is well done.

It seems that the two people are not communicating on the same channel.

Gong Ziming: Is the younger brother also a designer?

None.: Almost.

To be able to pick up a colleague at hand, Zheng Li felt that sometimes the world is really small.He clicked on Wuwen's personal profile curiously, and almost jumped up excitedly when he saw that the location shown on his profile was also in W City.

Gong Ziming: Brother apprentice, are you also in City W?

None.: Hmm.

Gong Ziming: Great!If there is a chance, let's go to an Internet cafe to sit together!

Wuwen didn't give an affirmative answer, but just sent Zheng Li a smile of unknown meaning.

Zheng Li inexplicably felt a chill on the back of his neck.

As a result, until Zheng Li finished modifying the entire design drawing, Wuwen still didn't reply to his other content. Judging from his status, he had changed from online to busy.

Sure enough, he was fishing at work.Zheng Xin gave a wretched smile knowingly.

It was rare for the renderings submitted in the end to be returned by the boss. What surprised Zheng Li even more was that the boss, who has always been critical, did not propose any additional revisions to his renderings, and even lightly praised him as "not bad". After listening to Kate's secret report from the front, Zheng Li was so happy that he wanted to sing "Good Day" to express his feelings.

Thinking that this military medal has not only his own half, but also his own apprentice's half, Zheng Li quickly opened the folder to praise the unknown.

Gong Ziming: Brother apprentice is awesome~(≧▽≦)/~ The abnormal boss is super satisfied with the design this time!You have done a great job!

None.: Just pass it.

Young Master Ming: Touched!In order to thank you, how about I treat you to dinner during the May Day holiday!

None.: No need, I have to go to the imperial capital for a business trip on May Day.

Mian Ji's proposal was mercilessly rejected by the apprentice, and Zheng Li felt a little bit disappointed, but he quickly cast this disappointment out of the sky when he saw the imperial capital.

Young Master Ming: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Roast Duck!donkey roll!Jajang noodles!

None.: Do you like to eat?

Gong Ziming: Don’t you like it? ?Food is the most healing thing in this world, boy! !

None.: Send you roast duck, would you like it?

Originally, I just wanted to educate my apprentice about the mysterious power from the cooking world, but I didn't expect the apprentice to give a better choice.Such an apprentice...is simply too caring, isn't he!

Seeing that Zheng Li didn't reply for a long time, Wuwen dropped a second deep-water torpedo.

None.: A box of roast duck and a box of donkeys rolling?

Zheng Li came back to his senses and knocked three "enough" in a row to express his reserved attitude.

None.: Okay, give me your address and mobile phone number, and I will mail it to you in Beijing.

Zheng Li quickly typed his home address and mobile phone number into the input field, checked carefully and then clicked send.

"Turn into wind, into rain, into spring towards you..." The phone placed by the table vibrated suddenly, and Zheng Li picked up the phone under the pressure of the angry eyes of Feng Ergou next door, and found that the display on the screen was An unknown local number.

Could it be a relative who changed the phone?Zheng Li muttered and walked out of the office area, flashed into the tea and made a phone call: "Hello?"

A familiar deep male voice came from the receiver: "Oh, the call is real, so I can rest assured."

"Apprentice?" Zheng Li's voice couldn't help amplifying a bit, and the little girl from the personnel department who just walked in and wanted to make coffee shrank back in fright.Zheng Li nodded to her in apologetic embarrassment, and lowered his voice: "I'm at work, what's the matter?"

Zheng Li heard the sound of paper rustling on the other end of the phone, Wuwen said calmly, "Just to make sure the number you gave me is real."

How can I eat roast duck like a fake, big brother!Zheng Li was speechless.

The man on the other end of the phone suddenly chuckled, and said with a slight smile: "The plane the day after tomorrow will go to the imperial capital, and you will be able to eat roast duck in a week at the latest." He suddenly turned into a serious tone and said: " Concentrate on your work and hang up first."

Zheng Li hung up the phone, floated back to his desk like a dream, and clicked on the new order just sent by his immediate boss, but Wuwen's phrase "concentrate on work, hang up first" still echoed in his mind.

He suddenly believed that it was true that some voices from the voice-activated girls in the gang could make people pregnant.

The author has something to say: I also want to eat roast duck_(:3J∠)_