Help me up, I can still deliver
Chapter 1 together, victory.
I began to think about whether to replace it. In fact, the Shimada brothers were entangled in their fate. They were really two-year-old and passionate. The current avatar is sponsored by Yoyo Datou. It is the only one in the world. It seems that there are no scenes that are inappropriate for children. At most It can be seen that Genji is at the top and Hanzo is at the bottom, they love each other and kill each other!There is no plot of pornography, gambling and drugs at all!
Still not changing.He silently canceled the change of avatar, anyway, I just like Genji (back view), it's better than lifan!
Hoshizawa: What's wrong with men liking the Shimada brothers!
Counting sheep: ...I think, men will like Widowmaker Tracer Dva^_^
Han Zexing, who is obsessed with studying every day, opens his eyes to another new day.
He suddenly found that there were more and more people playing this game in the school, and it seemed that "it's noon" and "a gay guy opened my pants chain" were everywhere.
He thought about it carefully, this game is indeed very poisonous, even the master Cheng Liang, who is addicted to learning, updates the news of Overwatch all day long, and adds 3000 million juniors of his friends in the name of asking for advice after class, how much does he have to bring in? ah.
Everyone reluctantly spent [-] with the idea of "I want to see how fun this game is", and in the end it all turned into "It's the best again, why am I so good at it"?
So, everything is like the cry of the black brother in the video: Don't play Overwatch!
Cherish life and stay away from Overwatch.
So Han Zexing, an internet-addicted teenager who didn't listen to anyone's advice, continued to open the client terminal, only to find that because he went offline suddenly last night, he just upgraded and gave away a supply.
Ever since the European emperor's lineage first opened to the angel's Valkyrie skin, Han Zexing has been expelled from his ancestral home by the royal family, and the remaining boxes are either blue sky and white clouds, or white clouds and white clouds.
It would be nice if you could get gold coins.Thinking like this, Han Zexing swore that he only hoped to save enough gold to buy a succubus, but the results of the unboxing made him a little happy and collapsed——
White Wolf Hanzo is at your service.
The young master Hanzo is at your service.
Yes, Dual Hanzo epic skins, with two orange epic bases shining.
Han Zexing covered his face and growled. Although he was very happy to return to the European royal family, why Hanzo?
A player who is determined to be a professional support player, why would he prescribe Hanzo's epic skin?
A treatment that has witnessed thousands of Hanzo's reckless paddling, why did two Hanzo's epic skins be prescribed?
[Team] Xingze: This must be the will of Blizzard's father, let me play Hanzo to save the common people.
[Squad] Slowly:? ? ?
[Squad] Xingze: So I can't violate the destiny!At this moment, I am Shimada Hanzo!I want to revive the Shimada Empire!
[Squad] Slowly: Are you serious?
"Very good." Yoyo, who was already speechless by the fact that Han Zexing had issued double yellows, and Hanzo double yellows, was hurt even more at this moment.
She saw that Ordinary World was online and directly invited him to join the team.
She said: "Fanfan, Xingze is going to give up being an angel, he is going to revitalize the Shimada family!"
"Why does he want to be Lucio Shimada?" The ordinary world doesn't know why.
Yoyo paused word by word, and the rough male voice echoed on the voice channel: "It's Dao, Tian, Ban, Zang."
The professional sledgehammer who has been suffering from poisonous milk and no milk for a long time wailed: "No, sister Angel, you are so beautiful and mighty, Laurent likes you like this! Let me tell you quietly, he can't walk when he sees an angel No matter who persuades him, it won’t work, you have to rush over and cut him to death before giving up!”
Han Zexing has seen Genji's obsession with his nanny countless times. No matter which side of Genji, seeing angels is definitely the series of "opening your pants chains for you". As long as Laurent picks up Genji's certain god to block and kill gods, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, the assistant should never even think about living under his nose for two seconds.
He solemnly replied: "What you said is very reasonable, so... I will choose Hanzo."
"Hanzo doesn't even have a PG! What's the point!"
Youyou silently added: "You have breasts."
"Yuyou, you are really gay, you like men's breasts!"
"Yes, why, are you going to have an aesthetic duel?"
"I choose to summon Lao Zuo."
So Laurent received a message from the ordinary world while he was busy with daily affairs.
Fan: It's over. Your free flight will end in Hanzo's hands. Your brother is so charming that he has attracted the eyes of angels. This is not a good sign.
"I think they should be more routine and less obsessed with heroes. The recent training is still a bit lazy. Before the competitive mode is opened, this is not a good sign. Kang Ming has been contacted about the Bamboo TV Invitational Tournament. He said that he still needs to think about it. I feel that he is not very keen on this kind of activity, Zuo Zhou, how about you go to be a lobbyist... um? What?"
"What did Li Fan ask you for leave?" Zuo Zhou asked.
"The body is weak and sick, and I can't afford a high fever in bed."
Zuo Zhou: "..."
Pingfan did not receive a reply from Laurent, and was too frightened by Xingzawa's terrifying Hanzo's dream to happily queue for a quick game.
After confirming Han Zexing's European royal blood and Blizzard's father's will, the three decided that at this time, they needed to play against the computer to feel peaceful.
"Do you want to go to the difficult one?" Ordinary is far away from playing the computer. After getting used to the travel mode of the difficult computer, they spend more time on customizing and loving each other with their teammates.
Yoyo immediately retorted: "No! Let's start with a more normal mode, I'll choose simple."
"Huh?" In ordinary memory, the difficulty only needs to be coordinated, and there is no difficulty mode at all. They don't choose it, and they just say "easy", which is completely beyond the scope of his cognition.
He didn't quite understand, and said, "Simple? Let's forget about a model that is no different from a shooting range? At least you can use a normal model for abuse, right?"
The other two remained silent. After witnessing the appalling battle between ordinary computers where cancerous tumors gathered together, they simply did not believe that there was a model in this world that was more qualified to be called "abusive food" than simple computers.
"That's normal." Han Zexing said that under the guidance of Blizzard's father, his Hanzo shouldn't be too bad (?).
"OK, have fun and relax, practice heroes."
Facts have proved that Pingfan was too naive, and he completely forgot Hanzo's passive skill-summoning five other Hanzos to become Tripitaka.
As soon as their team entered the defensive Hollywood interface, they saw Xingzhe and Shuyousuo Hanzo.
Then, within two seconds, teammates chose Hanzo one after another, leaving Ordinary World alone surrounded by five Hanzos.
[Team] Ordinary World: ...Should I also choose Hanzo to show my friendliness?
[Team] 9878: Up to you.
Ok, so there is no choice!
"I choose Genji!"
☆、Hanzo 2
So the five older brothers and one younger brother embarked on the path of abusing vegetables.
Defending Hollywood, Pingfan is not the first time to take Genji, but it is really the first time to defend with Gohanzo, and I am still very scared.
"There is always a feeling of being stared at by five wretched men, Xingze, change to a little angel to comfort me!"
Xingzawa held Hanzo and silently made a gesture of "Hello!" to express his response, and then immediately used the wall-climbing technique to successfully occupy the highest rooftop of the defender.
"Desperate! I'm going to give away the head." After finishing speaking, Pingfan rushed out of the gate, ready to harass the enemy's back row. When the battle started, he remembered that it was just an ordinary computer, unless he stood still If you don't fight back, it's hard to die.
Facts have proved that if a person wants to come and go freely in a six-person enemy army, either the enemy is mentally retarded, or it is a fantasy.
Although the AI of ordinary computers is not as perverted as that of difficult computers, it is fundamentally different from driving wooden piles.
Ordinary residual blood surrendered and fled to the room on the right hand of the first door in Hollywood. Just as he was still in shock, he sighed, "It's too difficult for one person to single out six famous names. Fortunately, he was holding his escape skills, or he would be dead on the street in minutes." "At the time, pawn.
Ordinary world: ...
"I've already gone upstairs, and this McCree is still chasing him?"
Youyou shot a detection arrow at the place where he died in battle, and saw McCree who had harvested the ordinary world leisurely come out of the room.She praised: "You really gave away the head perfectly, and the computer successfully completed the first kill."
The ordinary being resurrected, he no longer dared to go out with confidence. When he arrived at the target point, Wu Hanzo completely gave up the tactics of entering the point and continuing his life, and unswervingly shot the enemy on the high platform.
Pingfan rushed directly into the battle circle and frantically attacked. The only consolation was that he harvested at least three residual blood before being sent back to the camp by the burly man opposite.
The only role of Genji, who found himself in Pingfan, is to help the Hanzos reduce the enemy's blood volume, so that they can better take away the enemy with an arrow.
He looked at the kill list, and was relieved to see a series of Hanzo's portraits swiped, and then there was still a third of the target point unoccupied.
"It seems to me that I didn't see Xingzhe killing people." Ordinary World was puzzled.
"This is your illusion, even if I close my eyes, I will kill two!" Han Zexing said, this is simply slander.
"……Oh."
Pingfan couldn't see Xingzhe's data. In fact, Han Zexing had never shot anyone in the head except for headshots.
But rubbing people's heads, how can you say rubbing people's heads? Annihilation is annihilation, even if the last trace of blood is collected by others.
Han Zexing took a TAB casually, which was good, and it did not hurt the brand, which showed that his teammate Hanzo was more stable than himself.
There is only one line of attack in Hollywood, and all red names will definitely come in through the front door, because they are all sniper-type Hanzo, so of course there is only one tactic left——
Genji seduces the enemy to enter the point, and Hanzo is condescending and shoots all arrows.
So for the rest of the plot, one person in the ordinary world propped up the audience, jumping and bouncing among the famous names, perfectly showing the position of the life-sustaining Genji.
Han Zexing looked at the scene of Genji in the red bushes below, as if it was a battle of trapped beasts, full blood turned into half blood, half blood turned into silk blood, the ordinary world wandering on the battlefield finally made a big move , Shouting "Human Dragon One", but was stunned by McCree's flash bomb.
Han Zexing directly drew the bow: This Genji, I saved it!
"Dragon ga me ga enemy wo 喰らう!"
Unexpectedly, at the same time, I also thought of my teammates, "The dragon will devour my enemy"!
I saw five earth-burrowing dragons flying towards the Hollywood defense point, and Genji's white figure was submerged in the light, as if he was about to ascend to become a Buddha in the next second.
The five elder brothers rescued the younger brothers, and the white wolf and the blue dragon got entangled with each other, creating a perfect scene of group destruction.
Okay, this is pretty Hanzo.
"Hanzo is so interesting hahahaha." After finally tasting the sweetness of Hanzo, Han Zexing said it was very interesting.
"Yeah, if it wasn't for my bad luck, I would have been a professional Hanzo long ago hahahaha." Yoyo loves the Shimada brothers from the bottom of her heart, but her talent is limited, so the one who plays the most smoothly is Shinigami.
Listening to their maddened laughter, the ordinary world feels that life is full of gloom, why hasn't Lao Zuo come back to save the world!They directly opened a custom, Shuanggenji vs. Shuanghanzo, let them realize what it means "I won this time, brother" in minutes!
Ordinary World decided: must persuade Xingzhe to give up Hanzo, the feeling of leaving him alone surrounded by the enemy army is too scary.
Even if he finished cutting Hong Ying with his knife, his mind was filled with the fear of being scraped by Hanzo's five dragons, his eyes were full of white light, and he was so loved by the dragon god that he couldn't breathe.
With the frenzied Hanzo duo, they spent the whole morning in the ordinary world in the computer battle, and finally saw Laurent log into Overwatch.
Ordinary World quickly invites you to join the team, and directly opened the microphone: "Old Zuo, you have to save Xingze, he was actually poisoned by Hanzo, and he fell into the abyss of fate and archery. Come and take out Hanzo taught by Genji as your brother!"
Laurent was silent for a moment, and only said one sentence: "You change Lucio, Xingzawa plays Hanzo."
Ordinary World: ...? ? ?
Today's first quick game, the ordinary world feels that life is very fantasy.
"Old Zuo, you have changed. What about you who forced me to play Reinhardt with your iron-blooded wrist? Have you been taken away?"
"I heard you were bedridden with a high fever today?" Laurent avoided talking and went straight to the point.
"I was wrong, save me!"
"Well, go get the DJ."
Amidst the laughter, Han Zexing continued on the road of Hanzo.
"Hanzo, at your service." Just after the system voice finished speaking, a sentence popped up in the chat window in the lower left corner.
[Team] Over: Don't be Hanzo.
[Team] Laurent: It's okay, we have enough output, this Hanzo can move.
Then Over looked up, Laurent, Genji...
"I think the passers-by brothers must be filled with emotion." Yoyo commented, "The two Shimada brothers appeared in the attacking team, and Oududou told me that they can be mobilized."
Ordinary World agrees very much: "I think the big brother must be struggling in his heart. Should he choose the Shimada brothers to hurt each other, or believe in Odoudou's superior strength?"
Apparently passers-by refused to exchange ideas with them, and remained silent from beginning to end without saying a word.
Obviously, this game wins the party more than the cool party, after all, Volkswagen's wife Dva said: Playing games is about winning.
At the last second of the champion select screen, Over picked Reinhardt.
Reinhardt, Pharah, Genji, Hanzo, Reaper, Lucio, the group of six has shields, milk and output.
Lucio: Look at this roster, we're going to win.
As soon as the gate of Hollywood opened, everyone came to the first line of defense as quickly as possible with the acceleration of the ordinary world.
"I'm going to cut the back row, and the opponent drops two before going up." After saying this, Laurent rushed to the top of the building first, and disappeared after two jumps.
So everyone obediently hid behind Reinhardt's large shield, attacking each other and rubbing energy with the oncoming enemies.
The little frogs in the ordinary world are a little restless, as if they don't like to stand still, they always move wildly back and forth at the barrier position.
From Han Zexing's point of view, the little frog is sliding in an S shape, and the small backpack on its back is constantly emitting light. It's actually a little...cute?
It takes five seconds to see the formation of the opponent: Torbjörn, Hanzo, Widowmaker, McCree, Bastion, 76.
"They have no milk and no T." Ordinary World commented, "There are still two spies, we can wait for Lao Zuo to finish cutting the fortress..."
"Hoo!" With a sound, Han Zexing saw the jumping bright white little frog in front of him, fell to the ground and turned into a white skeleton.
"I...you...Old Zuo, I was handed over by Hanzo Suiyuan! You want to avenge me and kill your brother!" The ordinary world simply doubts life, and his coquettish moves will be headshot by Hanzo Suiyuan!
Laurent didn't speak, and the upper right corner prompts "Genji destroys the fortress" as an answer.
"The turret has fallen, and there is only an old man left." The sun was shining on the roof, and then quickly backed away to avoid the sniper's perspective, "Widowmaker is on the top of the front building."
In the few seconds after the ordinary world was resurrected, the defender was cut off the fortress and Torbjörn.
The state of six to four is completely suitable for a wave of offense.
"Enter!" The Ordinary World started to accelerate, and everyone rushed to the target point.
With Reinhardt's barrier, Widowmaker shouldn't be too threatening. Laurent looked at Hanzo on the opposite side and made a direct choice.
This Hanzo stood directly on the second floor of point A, and his position was very straightforward. Even if Genji came to harvest, he didn't even look at Laurent at all, and focused on helping the teammates at the target point to attack the attacker who rushed in.
Blind Pioneer.Laurent right-clicked on his back and moved closer to take away Hanzo. He was about to find his next target when suddenly there was a loud gunshot, and he immediately became God's perspective.
...was taken away by Widowmaker?
Laurent was 100% confident that he was stuck in Widowmaker's perspective, and he couldn't help frowning when the prompt "You have been wiped out by SU's splendor" appeared.
In the death scene, he found that Widowmaker, who was originally standing on the roof, jumped off the roof when he saw Genji flashing downstairs. During the descent, he immediately threw the grappling hook to the opposite roof. The second she was suspended in the air, she turned around and shot at Genji in an instant.
When Widowmaker realized the displacement, he not only blocked the enemy's perspective of the acceleration point, but also completed a perfect snipe.
The whole process is very smooth, Laurent thought, this is a master.
☆, Widowmaker 1
In this situation where there are only three defenders left and five attackers, there is no objective point that cannot be captured.
When Laurent was resurrected, it was already a new rebirth room.
"Reinhardt raised the shield and pushed the cart, pay attention to Widowmaker." Laurent finished his brief reminder, then passed the target directly, and ran to the roof.
Even if the opponent's coordination is zero, but such a Widowmaker, it is too much of a threat for her to live.
The defender who came out of the resurrection point did not learn the previous lesson, and was still caught alone. Under the unrestrained attack of the Pharah, it seemed powerless.
"boom!"
The Pharah was beaten into blood by the opposite Widowmaker, and was about to face the end of death, but he still miraculously survived.
Laurent killed SU brilliantly.
As if to make up for the initial mistake in judgment, once Laurent found Widowmaker, he immediately gave up harvesting the remaining blood red names gathered together, climbed over the wall, and directly took Genji three times away.
There was a hail of bullets and blood in front of him, and Han Zexing, who had no sense of existence, was just like the rumored lying corpse trumpet, outputting randomly behind Reinhardt's barrier.
Because the ordinary world that Tai Lang was dropped by the opposite side was brought back to life again, he asked: "Is the other side dead? Has Xingzhe followed the fate?"
"No." The former Pharaoh and Genji kept appearing on the kill list, but the trolley trio didn't feel the threat of artillery fire at all.
Han Zexing said solemnly: "Ah, I seem to be so invisible for the first time, and the opponent's output doesn't even look at me!"
The Ordinary World was about to comfort me, but he continued to say, "This feeling is so cool, as if I have become invisible hahaha."
[Team] Slowly: ...
[Team] Ordinary World: ...
The ordinary world wailed: "Little angel, don't be like this! Why did you give up the treatment for the poisonous Hanzo! Can we continue!"
[Team] The sun is shining: This is the most unfavorable Hanzo I have ever seen.
[Team] Over: This is the second one I've seen, and the first one changed to play milk.
"In fact, he is a grandma." Seeing the attitude of passers-by in the ordinary world, there is no meaning of blame at all, and I feel very comforted.
Although all this is due to the effect of Laurent and the Pharah's killing and killing, and seeing the victory, he still praised the good attitude of the passers-by: "Thank you for enduring this Hanzo calmly, but, just Can't you scold him so well that he won't want to play Hanzo for the rest of his life?"
"Hey, brother, you don't understand." Over Sledgehammer said full of vicissitudes, "I was a thief when I played Hanzo, and no one paid any attention to me. I didn't want to touch this trash hero after I was playing."
Yoyo said, I understand your situation best, and said, "That's right, the more you scold Hanzo, the more you play with him. Do you understand the rebellious psychology?"
Ordinary World said: "Then we should try our best to praise Hanzo of Xingzhe now, destroying the world and destroying the earth, no one can match?"
"You are stupid, brother!" Yoyo sighed regretfully, lamenting the ignorance of the ordinary world, "Your words are not as useful as Laurent's words."
Ordinary World: "What?"
Yoyo: "Xingze, milk me!"
Han Zexing: ...
The payload reaches the second checkpoint smoothly.
After Laurent killed Widowmaker for the third time, the defense's firepower became weaker, as if they were sending energy, one by one they staged gourd babies to save grandpa.
The trolley group was even more comfortable. Even the ordinary world couldn't bear the boredom. They rushed to the front and became the Brazilian boxing champion, trying to single out McRae.
However, die.
A support was working so hard to die, Reinhard finally couldn't stand it anymore.
[Team] Over: Don't you think about trying to restore the dignity of the Shimada family?
[Team] Xingze: Let us accompany the world of mortals to push the cart quietly...
"Old Zuo, tell me, when you indulged Xingzhe to play Hanzo, did you already foresee the ending?" After all, in Pingfan's heart, there are only two choices for Xingzhe's hero: Angel or Lucio.
This kind of player who takes support as his goal in life, although his dedication is lamentable, but to tell the truth... most of them are forced to make compromises because of his marksmanship, right?
"Xingzhe's little pistol can kill ten DPS like you." Laurent slapped his face mercilessly, "Hanzo's touch and ballistics are completely different from other heroes, what he lacks is systematic training."
Ordinary world: no more love!
"So you plan to let him go on Hanzo's path of no return?" Ordinary World roared.
"No." Laurent calmly harvested the opposite fortress who insisted on not changing heroes, "I recommend him to play 76."
Ordinary World: I really have no love!
In fact, Laurent's idea is very simple. Only with a deep pool of heroes and a comprehensive understanding of heroes can he cope with the future ladder mode.
A support can't just play one hero forever, even if it's a professional healer, there must always be a good output.
"It is true that you can understand more thoroughly by only playing one hero, but the game gives you the H key to let you change heroes according to the situation. The more you play, the more you can understand the enemy's thinking and tactics, so that when the ultimate move is released, you can do it. Make better predictions."
"I understand the truth, but what's the point of the random arrow besides being the best in the game?" The ordinary world resolutely resisted Hanzo, unless Hanzo could win the output gold medal.
Laurent has nothing to do with his deep-rooted prejudice. He has lacked the practice of Hanzo routines for a long time, and the ordinary world does not realize how strong this hero is.
He can only briefly describe it palely as: "Hanzo is actually very powerful, he just needs to distinguish between the map and the offensive and defensive positions."
"In the final analysis, it depends on fate." The ordinary world seemed to be able to hear Hanzo's deep voice pronouncing Xingzhe: the fate is not enough, please recharge.
Countless ways to teach the ordinary world to recognize the situation flashed through Laurent's mind. When he was distracted, he saw the enemies gathered at the last defensive position at the end. He drew his sword and shot without thinking too much.
After a handsome little dragon flashed past, the enemy's flash bombs stunned five consecutive shots, and two 76 stray bullet attacks, Laurent successfully completed a return to the city by pressing Q.
"Widowmaker changed to 76." Laurent looked at the replay of the death, he escaped the first stray bullet with residual blood, and finally died in the hands of another 76.
Yes, this SU is brilliant again.
"What's the use of that, Widowmaker wasn't cut to death by you before..." Ordinary World didn't realize how dangerous it was, and still flew up in waves, rushing forward to pick up the head.
"I see you!"
Lucio, dead.
Pharah, pawn.
Reinhardt is bloody.
Soldier 76, named SU Canlan, threw off the biological force field, and was about to kill, died.
Cause of death: Xingzhe's random headshot.
"...This 76 catches the arrow with his head." Reinhardt was stunned.
"En." Laurent was very satisfied that 76, who was dying, died again, "It's called a good shot is worse than a good catch. Xingzhe, nice."
Victory seemed to come without suspense.
But as the passer-by Sledgehammer said, a boring battle cannot make people fall in love with Hanzo.
[Team] Hoshizawa: Blizzard's father lied to me. He gave me the skin of Shuang Hanzo, but he didn't give me the fate that Hanzo needed.
[Team] Ordinary World: Although it looks miserable, I seem to be very happy.
The best player in the game is undoubtedly contracted by Laurent. In this era when Genji Shimada is gradually rising, only Widowmaker and Hanzo are left in the legend of the cancer trio.
The opposite team was also the four black team, and they withdrew directly after the defeat, without leaving a single shadow behind.
Surprisingly, the only one in the hostile red-name group that got a thumbs-up card was SU's brilliant Widowmaker: the team's damage was 26%.
Amidst the sound of admiration on the voice channel, the game was closed and the search was resumed.
Laurent canceled the quick game match without saying a word, about a minute of silence.
In the team list in the upper right corner, a new teammate appears.
SU brilliant, life status: 10 hours Widowmaker.
"Oh, the Widowmaker just now." The ordinary world is not surprised by Laurent's behavior. After all, in this game that requires teamwork, the more friends you have, the less you will hurt each other.
Those who can be invited by Laurent to join the team are not ordinary people. The ordinary world happily welcomes the fifth teammate of the team.
"Master Lily was very strong just now, with 26% damage output, but unfortunately his teammates are completely weak, without you, they can't even kill a single person."
"I'm not a great master." SU's brilliant voice was sweet, standard Mandarin accent, in stark contrast to the previous violent output, "You Genji are more powerful."
[Team] Xingze: Girl? !
[Teammate] Slowly: Girl! !
[Team] Laurent: ...
"Sister!" The ordinary world suddenly felt like taking hormones and stimulants, "Ah, ah, girl! This world needs more girls! I'm a noob, please take me with you!"
Han Zexing was heartbroken: What? !
Then chat directly with Laurent.
Sent to [Laurent]: This is not what was said.
Laurent: Mistake, I just wanted to be black.
Sent to [Laurent]: hum Q3Q
☆, Widowmaker 2
If there is an output on the opposite side that makes your life very uncomfortable, and you have to cheer up and concentrate on infinite targeting, what is the best solution?
Answer: Of course it is to turn enemies into friends, and let your common opponents worry about it.
Laurent is such a simple idea.
It's just for leisure and entertainment. He really doesn't want to be wary of Widowmaker's sniping when he is shuttling in the red name to harvest. He just wants to output as he pleases with peace of mind, and he really doesn't want to play too tired.
With milk, T, output and sniper, such a perfect configuration is simply the best choice for swimming in fish ponds.
However, why is SU Canlan a girl? !
He never denied that girls can also be invincible in FPS games, but he really doesn't want girls to appear in his team.
Because, Li Fan, in the ordinary world, is a completely uneducated, nympho patient.
"Brilliant girl, is this your first time playing FPS? Your marksmanship is so strong. It's the first time I've met you, a master with a nice voice and accurate marksmanship~"
This kind of speech has a feeling of tilde, and Yoyo's goose bumps have a layer of goosebumps.
Yes, the earphones were filled with the voice of the god Lily, who was chatting wildly in the ordinary world. Han Zexing and Yoyo had to lament that Laurent was a wise man, and this mistake directly led to the loss of control of the scene, and the scene was in chaos.
She couldn't bear it anymore, and directly inserted into the battle situation.
"Sister, don't worry about this mentally handicapped man. He hasn't graduated from elementary school and just turned ten years old. Should he drive? I'll be a thief."
"I, Reinhardt, sneaked a hammer and smashed a piece of it to death, gay, don't demolish me, hurry up and hug your angel brother."
[Squad] SU Canlan: ...
In fact, SU's brilliant voice is very nice, with a standard broadcast accent, and she deserves to be the number one in Mandarin in a five-seater car. Compared with people who like to chat with free mics, she is very quiet. It looks like a business office, when she wants to tease something, she prefers to type and explain.
In contrast, Pingfan is very noisy, he is simply the pillar of the five-person team, even if no one catches his words, he can support the sky by himself.
Ordinary world: Xiao Genji still dares to come to harass me, watch me hit eighty, one hit eighty, hey, I'm so angry, die, remember to look for me next time.
Ordinary world: Lily MM, I think your gun is very spiritual. It's wide open well. Watch my old driver Qiu Mingshan drive them back to their hometown in a brutal car.
Sent to [Slow Youyou]: I feel like I turned on the crosstalk radio station while playing games.
[Slowly]: I can hardly hold the gun steadily, I seem to be deaf in both ears, I really want to jump off the car, but I can't bear my thighs.
"Ordinary go to the first floor."
Ordinary World stood on the second floor with a shield in hand, vowing to protect Lily Goddess from wind and rain, and retorted: "I will set up a shield for Lily, so that the other side will die if they stand up, and die if they stand up. This point is very strategic. building.
Yoyo thought that her thighs would let Pingfan roll down every minute like in the past, but Maili was completely quiet.
Sent to [Xingze]: Thighs don't object!
[Xingze]: ...
Sent to [Xingze]: Her thighs were bought by Beauty!You are very dangerous!
[Xingze]: In fact, it is also beneficial to keep Widowmaker.
Send to [Xingze]: You are finished!
Didn't realize what Yoyo was talking about, the attackers fired decisively, it was obviously unrealistic for Han Zexing to follow the brainless Reinhardt, so he followed the only Zarya in the team, expressing that he would still follow the blood relatively safe.
After the battle started, Han Zexing had the feeling that the five-member convoy was about to overturn. The opponent chose to push flat, but only Zarya, Angel, and Pharah were left in the front, and Reinhardt was very persistent in blocking it on the second floor Widowmaker's field of vision seemed to be an indestructible bulletproof wall.
"Sledgehammer, don't stand here, it's blocking me."
After speaking, Widowmaker threw out the hook and jumped to the top of the opposite building, leaving only a vigorous back.
The orphaned sledgehammer that was thrown down resigned himself to his fate and jumped downstairs, finally fulfilling his duty to stand in front of Zarya.
"I press forward, you keep up, dodge when the shield is broken, and I'm going to charge forward." The buttons in the ordinary world are always on like free speech, "Oh, McCree seems to be going around Later, I saw it. This 76 is so annoying and keeps hitting my shield. The old left quickly took him away...beautiful! There is also an angel, quickly cut her up, lest the hero will start all over again later, and change the opposite side I got a sledgehammer as handsome as mine, but it doesn’t matter, my shield is still...fuck, he rushed over directly!"
Han Zexing felt that when the opposite Reinhardt was about to collide, it was too late to dodge, and he watched the sledgehammer move forward with the determination to die. This was not the first time he was killed by Reinhardt's brutal collision. , But this time I always feel peaceful in my heart, as if I have been relieved.
The ordinary world really has too much to say!It’s hard to come up with a nutritious sentence, but it’s too late!
"It's over, it's over, Xingzhe is going to die... En? Maomei is doing well! I give this shield full marks!"
Han Zexing was also surprised that in the fact that he survived with full blood, the ordinary world explained like a newscaster.
Just as Reinhardt charged, it was Zarya who turned and shielded the angel.This shield is very suitable, it is given just at the moment when the sledgehammer hits the wall.
Han Zexing immediately flew to Yoyo in mid-air, deciding to stay away from dangerous people like Reinhardt.
"Sister Mao, you gave me a good shield. When my barrier is broken, you can put a shield on me. I'll rush up and kill one of them. Immediately, immediately, I will charge, I will charge!"
A beautiful charge in the ordinary world rushed towards the enemy camp, and then was gloriously treated as a living target, first died in the hands of the enemy, and then watched the half-blood enemy be bombarded to death by Yoyo's random artillery.
"The shield wool girl that you agreed?"
[Team] Angelina: On CD
[Team] Ordinary World: QAQ
Han Zexing felt that this Zarya was a person who made a big deal. Facing a noisy person like Pingfan who only talked about stand-up comedy to support the audience, he was able to respond to him calmly.
SU's brilliant Widowmaker was caught by Genji on the opposite side, and the situation in the ordinary world was even more dangerous. The opposite side replaced a Tracer and directly molested Reinhardt.
"Old Zuo! You Shining, come back and save me!"
Laurent turned a deaf ear, still struggling in the last
Still not changing.He silently canceled the change of avatar, anyway, I just like Genji (back view), it's better than lifan!
Hoshizawa: What's wrong with men liking the Shimada brothers!
Counting sheep: ...I think, men will like Widowmaker Tracer Dva^_^
Han Zexing, who is obsessed with studying every day, opens his eyes to another new day.
He suddenly found that there were more and more people playing this game in the school, and it seemed that "it's noon" and "a gay guy opened my pants chain" were everywhere.
He thought about it carefully, this game is indeed very poisonous, even the master Cheng Liang, who is addicted to learning, updates the news of Overwatch all day long, and adds 3000 million juniors of his friends in the name of asking for advice after class, how much does he have to bring in? ah.
Everyone reluctantly spent [-] with the idea of "I want to see how fun this game is", and in the end it all turned into "It's the best again, why am I so good at it"?
So, everything is like the cry of the black brother in the video: Don't play Overwatch!
Cherish life and stay away from Overwatch.
So Han Zexing, an internet-addicted teenager who didn't listen to anyone's advice, continued to open the client terminal, only to find that because he went offline suddenly last night, he just upgraded and gave away a supply.
Ever since the European emperor's lineage first opened to the angel's Valkyrie skin, Han Zexing has been expelled from his ancestral home by the royal family, and the remaining boxes are either blue sky and white clouds, or white clouds and white clouds.
It would be nice if you could get gold coins.Thinking like this, Han Zexing swore that he only hoped to save enough gold to buy a succubus, but the results of the unboxing made him a little happy and collapsed——
White Wolf Hanzo is at your service.
The young master Hanzo is at your service.
Yes, Dual Hanzo epic skins, with two orange epic bases shining.
Han Zexing covered his face and growled. Although he was very happy to return to the European royal family, why Hanzo?
A player who is determined to be a professional support player, why would he prescribe Hanzo's epic skin?
A treatment that has witnessed thousands of Hanzo's reckless paddling, why did two Hanzo's epic skins be prescribed?
[Team] Xingze: This must be the will of Blizzard's father, let me play Hanzo to save the common people.
[Squad] Slowly:? ? ?
[Squad] Xingze: So I can't violate the destiny!At this moment, I am Shimada Hanzo!I want to revive the Shimada Empire!
[Squad] Slowly: Are you serious?
"Very good." Yoyo, who was already speechless by the fact that Han Zexing had issued double yellows, and Hanzo double yellows, was hurt even more at this moment.
She saw that Ordinary World was online and directly invited him to join the team.
She said: "Fanfan, Xingze is going to give up being an angel, he is going to revitalize the Shimada family!"
"Why does he want to be Lucio Shimada?" The ordinary world doesn't know why.
Yoyo paused word by word, and the rough male voice echoed on the voice channel: "It's Dao, Tian, Ban, Zang."
The professional sledgehammer who has been suffering from poisonous milk and no milk for a long time wailed: "No, sister Angel, you are so beautiful and mighty, Laurent likes you like this! Let me tell you quietly, he can't walk when he sees an angel No matter who persuades him, it won’t work, you have to rush over and cut him to death before giving up!”
Han Zexing has seen Genji's obsession with his nanny countless times. No matter which side of Genji, seeing angels is definitely the series of "opening your pants chains for you". As long as Laurent picks up Genji's certain god to block and kill gods, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, the assistant should never even think about living under his nose for two seconds.
He solemnly replied: "What you said is very reasonable, so... I will choose Hanzo."
"Hanzo doesn't even have a PG! What's the point!"
Youyou silently added: "You have breasts."
"Yuyou, you are really gay, you like men's breasts!"
"Yes, why, are you going to have an aesthetic duel?"
"I choose to summon Lao Zuo."
So Laurent received a message from the ordinary world while he was busy with daily affairs.
Fan: It's over. Your free flight will end in Hanzo's hands. Your brother is so charming that he has attracted the eyes of angels. This is not a good sign.
"I think they should be more routine and less obsessed with heroes. The recent training is still a bit lazy. Before the competitive mode is opened, this is not a good sign. Kang Ming has been contacted about the Bamboo TV Invitational Tournament. He said that he still needs to think about it. I feel that he is not very keen on this kind of activity, Zuo Zhou, how about you go to be a lobbyist... um? What?"
"What did Li Fan ask you for leave?" Zuo Zhou asked.
"The body is weak and sick, and I can't afford a high fever in bed."
Zuo Zhou: "..."
Pingfan did not receive a reply from Laurent, and was too frightened by Xingzawa's terrifying Hanzo's dream to happily queue for a quick game.
After confirming Han Zexing's European royal blood and Blizzard's father's will, the three decided that at this time, they needed to play against the computer to feel peaceful.
"Do you want to go to the difficult one?" Ordinary is far away from playing the computer. After getting used to the travel mode of the difficult computer, they spend more time on customizing and loving each other with their teammates.
Yoyo immediately retorted: "No! Let's start with a more normal mode, I'll choose simple."
"Huh?" In ordinary memory, the difficulty only needs to be coordinated, and there is no difficulty mode at all. They don't choose it, and they just say "easy", which is completely beyond the scope of his cognition.
He didn't quite understand, and said, "Simple? Let's forget about a model that is no different from a shooting range? At least you can use a normal model for abuse, right?"
The other two remained silent. After witnessing the appalling battle between ordinary computers where cancerous tumors gathered together, they simply did not believe that there was a model in this world that was more qualified to be called "abusive food" than simple computers.
"That's normal." Han Zexing said that under the guidance of Blizzard's father, his Hanzo shouldn't be too bad (?).
"OK, have fun and relax, practice heroes."
Facts have proved that Pingfan was too naive, and he completely forgot Hanzo's passive skill-summoning five other Hanzos to become Tripitaka.
As soon as their team entered the defensive Hollywood interface, they saw Xingzhe and Shuyousuo Hanzo.
Then, within two seconds, teammates chose Hanzo one after another, leaving Ordinary World alone surrounded by five Hanzos.
[Team] Ordinary World: ...Should I also choose Hanzo to show my friendliness?
[Team] 9878: Up to you.
Ok, so there is no choice!
"I choose Genji!"
☆、Hanzo 2
So the five older brothers and one younger brother embarked on the path of abusing vegetables.
Defending Hollywood, Pingfan is not the first time to take Genji, but it is really the first time to defend with Gohanzo, and I am still very scared.
"There is always a feeling of being stared at by five wretched men, Xingze, change to a little angel to comfort me!"
Xingzawa held Hanzo and silently made a gesture of "Hello!" to express his response, and then immediately used the wall-climbing technique to successfully occupy the highest rooftop of the defender.
"Desperate! I'm going to give away the head." After finishing speaking, Pingfan rushed out of the gate, ready to harass the enemy's back row. When the battle started, he remembered that it was just an ordinary computer, unless he stood still If you don't fight back, it's hard to die.
Facts have proved that if a person wants to come and go freely in a six-person enemy army, either the enemy is mentally retarded, or it is a fantasy.
Although the AI of ordinary computers is not as perverted as that of difficult computers, it is fundamentally different from driving wooden piles.
Ordinary residual blood surrendered and fled to the room on the right hand of the first door in Hollywood. Just as he was still in shock, he sighed, "It's too difficult for one person to single out six famous names. Fortunately, he was holding his escape skills, or he would be dead on the street in minutes." "At the time, pawn.
Ordinary world: ...
"I've already gone upstairs, and this McCree is still chasing him?"
Youyou shot a detection arrow at the place where he died in battle, and saw McCree who had harvested the ordinary world leisurely come out of the room.She praised: "You really gave away the head perfectly, and the computer successfully completed the first kill."
The ordinary being resurrected, he no longer dared to go out with confidence. When he arrived at the target point, Wu Hanzo completely gave up the tactics of entering the point and continuing his life, and unswervingly shot the enemy on the high platform.
Pingfan rushed directly into the battle circle and frantically attacked. The only consolation was that he harvested at least three residual blood before being sent back to the camp by the burly man opposite.
The only role of Genji, who found himself in Pingfan, is to help the Hanzos reduce the enemy's blood volume, so that they can better take away the enemy with an arrow.
He looked at the kill list, and was relieved to see a series of Hanzo's portraits swiped, and then there was still a third of the target point unoccupied.
"It seems to me that I didn't see Xingzhe killing people." Ordinary World was puzzled.
"This is your illusion, even if I close my eyes, I will kill two!" Han Zexing said, this is simply slander.
"……Oh."
Pingfan couldn't see Xingzhe's data. In fact, Han Zexing had never shot anyone in the head except for headshots.
But rubbing people's heads, how can you say rubbing people's heads? Annihilation is annihilation, even if the last trace of blood is collected by others.
Han Zexing took a TAB casually, which was good, and it did not hurt the brand, which showed that his teammate Hanzo was more stable than himself.
There is only one line of attack in Hollywood, and all red names will definitely come in through the front door, because they are all sniper-type Hanzo, so of course there is only one tactic left——
Genji seduces the enemy to enter the point, and Hanzo is condescending and shoots all arrows.
So for the rest of the plot, one person in the ordinary world propped up the audience, jumping and bouncing among the famous names, perfectly showing the position of the life-sustaining Genji.
Han Zexing looked at the scene of Genji in the red bushes below, as if it was a battle of trapped beasts, full blood turned into half blood, half blood turned into silk blood, the ordinary world wandering on the battlefield finally made a big move , Shouting "Human Dragon One", but was stunned by McCree's flash bomb.
Han Zexing directly drew the bow: This Genji, I saved it!
"Dragon ga me ga enemy wo 喰らう!"
Unexpectedly, at the same time, I also thought of my teammates, "The dragon will devour my enemy"!
I saw five earth-burrowing dragons flying towards the Hollywood defense point, and Genji's white figure was submerged in the light, as if he was about to ascend to become a Buddha in the next second.
The five elder brothers rescued the younger brothers, and the white wolf and the blue dragon got entangled with each other, creating a perfect scene of group destruction.
Okay, this is pretty Hanzo.
"Hanzo is so interesting hahahaha." After finally tasting the sweetness of Hanzo, Han Zexing said it was very interesting.
"Yeah, if it wasn't for my bad luck, I would have been a professional Hanzo long ago hahahaha." Yoyo loves the Shimada brothers from the bottom of her heart, but her talent is limited, so the one who plays the most smoothly is Shinigami.
Listening to their maddened laughter, the ordinary world feels that life is full of gloom, why hasn't Lao Zuo come back to save the world!They directly opened a custom, Shuanggenji vs. Shuanghanzo, let them realize what it means "I won this time, brother" in minutes!
Ordinary World decided: must persuade Xingzhe to give up Hanzo, the feeling of leaving him alone surrounded by the enemy army is too scary.
Even if he finished cutting Hong Ying with his knife, his mind was filled with the fear of being scraped by Hanzo's five dragons, his eyes were full of white light, and he was so loved by the dragon god that he couldn't breathe.
With the frenzied Hanzo duo, they spent the whole morning in the ordinary world in the computer battle, and finally saw Laurent log into Overwatch.
Ordinary World quickly invites you to join the team, and directly opened the microphone: "Old Zuo, you have to save Xingze, he was actually poisoned by Hanzo, and he fell into the abyss of fate and archery. Come and take out Hanzo taught by Genji as your brother!"
Laurent was silent for a moment, and only said one sentence: "You change Lucio, Xingzawa plays Hanzo."
Ordinary World: ...? ? ?
Today's first quick game, the ordinary world feels that life is very fantasy.
"Old Zuo, you have changed. What about you who forced me to play Reinhardt with your iron-blooded wrist? Have you been taken away?"
"I heard you were bedridden with a high fever today?" Laurent avoided talking and went straight to the point.
"I was wrong, save me!"
"Well, go get the DJ."
Amidst the laughter, Han Zexing continued on the road of Hanzo.
"Hanzo, at your service." Just after the system voice finished speaking, a sentence popped up in the chat window in the lower left corner.
[Team] Over: Don't be Hanzo.
[Team] Laurent: It's okay, we have enough output, this Hanzo can move.
Then Over looked up, Laurent, Genji...
"I think the passers-by brothers must be filled with emotion." Yoyo commented, "The two Shimada brothers appeared in the attacking team, and Oududou told me that they can be mobilized."
Ordinary World agrees very much: "I think the big brother must be struggling in his heart. Should he choose the Shimada brothers to hurt each other, or believe in Odoudou's superior strength?"
Apparently passers-by refused to exchange ideas with them, and remained silent from beginning to end without saying a word.
Obviously, this game wins the party more than the cool party, after all, Volkswagen's wife Dva said: Playing games is about winning.
At the last second of the champion select screen, Over picked Reinhardt.
Reinhardt, Pharah, Genji, Hanzo, Reaper, Lucio, the group of six has shields, milk and output.
Lucio: Look at this roster, we're going to win.
As soon as the gate of Hollywood opened, everyone came to the first line of defense as quickly as possible with the acceleration of the ordinary world.
"I'm going to cut the back row, and the opponent drops two before going up." After saying this, Laurent rushed to the top of the building first, and disappeared after two jumps.
So everyone obediently hid behind Reinhardt's large shield, attacking each other and rubbing energy with the oncoming enemies.
The little frogs in the ordinary world are a little restless, as if they don't like to stand still, they always move wildly back and forth at the barrier position.
From Han Zexing's point of view, the little frog is sliding in an S shape, and the small backpack on its back is constantly emitting light. It's actually a little...cute?
It takes five seconds to see the formation of the opponent: Torbjörn, Hanzo, Widowmaker, McCree, Bastion, 76.
"They have no milk and no T." Ordinary World commented, "There are still two spies, we can wait for Lao Zuo to finish cutting the fortress..."
"Hoo!" With a sound, Han Zexing saw the jumping bright white little frog in front of him, fell to the ground and turned into a white skeleton.
"I...you...Old Zuo, I was handed over by Hanzo Suiyuan! You want to avenge me and kill your brother!" The ordinary world simply doubts life, and his coquettish moves will be headshot by Hanzo Suiyuan!
Laurent didn't speak, and the upper right corner prompts "Genji destroys the fortress" as an answer.
"The turret has fallen, and there is only an old man left." The sun was shining on the roof, and then quickly backed away to avoid the sniper's perspective, "Widowmaker is on the top of the front building."
In the few seconds after the ordinary world was resurrected, the defender was cut off the fortress and Torbjörn.
The state of six to four is completely suitable for a wave of offense.
"Enter!" The Ordinary World started to accelerate, and everyone rushed to the target point.
With Reinhardt's barrier, Widowmaker shouldn't be too threatening. Laurent looked at Hanzo on the opposite side and made a direct choice.
This Hanzo stood directly on the second floor of point A, and his position was very straightforward. Even if Genji came to harvest, he didn't even look at Laurent at all, and focused on helping the teammates at the target point to attack the attacker who rushed in.
Blind Pioneer.Laurent right-clicked on his back and moved closer to take away Hanzo. He was about to find his next target when suddenly there was a loud gunshot, and he immediately became God's perspective.
...was taken away by Widowmaker?
Laurent was 100% confident that he was stuck in Widowmaker's perspective, and he couldn't help frowning when the prompt "You have been wiped out by SU's splendor" appeared.
In the death scene, he found that Widowmaker, who was originally standing on the roof, jumped off the roof when he saw Genji flashing downstairs. During the descent, he immediately threw the grappling hook to the opposite roof. The second she was suspended in the air, she turned around and shot at Genji in an instant.
When Widowmaker realized the displacement, he not only blocked the enemy's perspective of the acceleration point, but also completed a perfect snipe.
The whole process is very smooth, Laurent thought, this is a master.
☆, Widowmaker 1
In this situation where there are only three defenders left and five attackers, there is no objective point that cannot be captured.
When Laurent was resurrected, it was already a new rebirth room.
"Reinhardt raised the shield and pushed the cart, pay attention to Widowmaker." Laurent finished his brief reminder, then passed the target directly, and ran to the roof.
Even if the opponent's coordination is zero, but such a Widowmaker, it is too much of a threat for her to live.
The defender who came out of the resurrection point did not learn the previous lesson, and was still caught alone. Under the unrestrained attack of the Pharah, it seemed powerless.
"boom!"
The Pharah was beaten into blood by the opposite Widowmaker, and was about to face the end of death, but he still miraculously survived.
Laurent killed SU brilliantly.
As if to make up for the initial mistake in judgment, once Laurent found Widowmaker, he immediately gave up harvesting the remaining blood red names gathered together, climbed over the wall, and directly took Genji three times away.
There was a hail of bullets and blood in front of him, and Han Zexing, who had no sense of existence, was just like the rumored lying corpse trumpet, outputting randomly behind Reinhardt's barrier.
Because the ordinary world that Tai Lang was dropped by the opposite side was brought back to life again, he asked: "Is the other side dead? Has Xingzhe followed the fate?"
"No." The former Pharaoh and Genji kept appearing on the kill list, but the trolley trio didn't feel the threat of artillery fire at all.
Han Zexing said solemnly: "Ah, I seem to be so invisible for the first time, and the opponent's output doesn't even look at me!"
The Ordinary World was about to comfort me, but he continued to say, "This feeling is so cool, as if I have become invisible hahaha."
[Team] Slowly: ...
[Team] Ordinary World: ...
The ordinary world wailed: "Little angel, don't be like this! Why did you give up the treatment for the poisonous Hanzo! Can we continue!"
[Team] The sun is shining: This is the most unfavorable Hanzo I have ever seen.
[Team] Over: This is the second one I've seen, and the first one changed to play milk.
"In fact, he is a grandma." Seeing the attitude of passers-by in the ordinary world, there is no meaning of blame at all, and I feel very comforted.
Although all this is due to the effect of Laurent and the Pharah's killing and killing, and seeing the victory, he still praised the good attitude of the passers-by: "Thank you for enduring this Hanzo calmly, but, just Can't you scold him so well that he won't want to play Hanzo for the rest of his life?"
"Hey, brother, you don't understand." Over Sledgehammer said full of vicissitudes, "I was a thief when I played Hanzo, and no one paid any attention to me. I didn't want to touch this trash hero after I was playing."
Yoyo said, I understand your situation best, and said, "That's right, the more you scold Hanzo, the more you play with him. Do you understand the rebellious psychology?"
Ordinary World said: "Then we should try our best to praise Hanzo of Xingzhe now, destroying the world and destroying the earth, no one can match?"
"You are stupid, brother!" Yoyo sighed regretfully, lamenting the ignorance of the ordinary world, "Your words are not as useful as Laurent's words."
Ordinary World: "What?"
Yoyo: "Xingze, milk me!"
Han Zexing: ...
The payload reaches the second checkpoint smoothly.
After Laurent killed Widowmaker for the third time, the defense's firepower became weaker, as if they were sending energy, one by one they staged gourd babies to save grandpa.
The trolley group was even more comfortable. Even the ordinary world couldn't bear the boredom. They rushed to the front and became the Brazilian boxing champion, trying to single out McRae.
However, die.
A support was working so hard to die, Reinhard finally couldn't stand it anymore.
[Team] Over: Don't you think about trying to restore the dignity of the Shimada family?
[Team] Xingze: Let us accompany the world of mortals to push the cart quietly...
"Old Zuo, tell me, when you indulged Xingzhe to play Hanzo, did you already foresee the ending?" After all, in Pingfan's heart, there are only two choices for Xingzhe's hero: Angel or Lucio.
This kind of player who takes support as his goal in life, although his dedication is lamentable, but to tell the truth... most of them are forced to make compromises because of his marksmanship, right?
"Xingzhe's little pistol can kill ten DPS like you." Laurent slapped his face mercilessly, "Hanzo's touch and ballistics are completely different from other heroes, what he lacks is systematic training."
Ordinary world: no more love!
"So you plan to let him go on Hanzo's path of no return?" Ordinary World roared.
"No." Laurent calmly harvested the opposite fortress who insisted on not changing heroes, "I recommend him to play 76."
Ordinary World: I really have no love!
In fact, Laurent's idea is very simple. Only with a deep pool of heroes and a comprehensive understanding of heroes can he cope with the future ladder mode.
A support can't just play one hero forever, even if it's a professional healer, there must always be a good output.
"It is true that you can understand more thoroughly by only playing one hero, but the game gives you the H key to let you change heroes according to the situation. The more you play, the more you can understand the enemy's thinking and tactics, so that when the ultimate move is released, you can do it. Make better predictions."
"I understand the truth, but what's the point of the random arrow besides being the best in the game?" The ordinary world resolutely resisted Hanzo, unless Hanzo could win the output gold medal.
Laurent has nothing to do with his deep-rooted prejudice. He has lacked the practice of Hanzo routines for a long time, and the ordinary world does not realize how strong this hero is.
He can only briefly describe it palely as: "Hanzo is actually very powerful, he just needs to distinguish between the map and the offensive and defensive positions."
"In the final analysis, it depends on fate." The ordinary world seemed to be able to hear Hanzo's deep voice pronouncing Xingzhe: the fate is not enough, please recharge.
Countless ways to teach the ordinary world to recognize the situation flashed through Laurent's mind. When he was distracted, he saw the enemies gathered at the last defensive position at the end. He drew his sword and shot without thinking too much.
After a handsome little dragon flashed past, the enemy's flash bombs stunned five consecutive shots, and two 76 stray bullet attacks, Laurent successfully completed a return to the city by pressing Q.
"Widowmaker changed to 76." Laurent looked at the replay of the death, he escaped the first stray bullet with residual blood, and finally died in the hands of another 76.
Yes, this SU is brilliant again.
"What's the use of that, Widowmaker wasn't cut to death by you before..." Ordinary World didn't realize how dangerous it was, and still flew up in waves, rushing forward to pick up the head.
"I see you!"
Lucio, dead.
Pharah, pawn.
Reinhardt is bloody.
Soldier 76, named SU Canlan, threw off the biological force field, and was about to kill, died.
Cause of death: Xingzhe's random headshot.
"...This 76 catches the arrow with his head." Reinhardt was stunned.
"En." Laurent was very satisfied that 76, who was dying, died again, "It's called a good shot is worse than a good catch. Xingzhe, nice."
Victory seemed to come without suspense.
But as the passer-by Sledgehammer said, a boring battle cannot make people fall in love with Hanzo.
[Team] Hoshizawa: Blizzard's father lied to me. He gave me the skin of Shuang Hanzo, but he didn't give me the fate that Hanzo needed.
[Team] Ordinary World: Although it looks miserable, I seem to be very happy.
The best player in the game is undoubtedly contracted by Laurent. In this era when Genji Shimada is gradually rising, only Widowmaker and Hanzo are left in the legend of the cancer trio.
The opposite team was also the four black team, and they withdrew directly after the defeat, without leaving a single shadow behind.
Surprisingly, the only one in the hostile red-name group that got a thumbs-up card was SU's brilliant Widowmaker: the team's damage was 26%.
Amidst the sound of admiration on the voice channel, the game was closed and the search was resumed.
Laurent canceled the quick game match without saying a word, about a minute of silence.
In the team list in the upper right corner, a new teammate appears.
SU brilliant, life status: 10 hours Widowmaker.
"Oh, the Widowmaker just now." The ordinary world is not surprised by Laurent's behavior. After all, in this game that requires teamwork, the more friends you have, the less you will hurt each other.
Those who can be invited by Laurent to join the team are not ordinary people. The ordinary world happily welcomes the fifth teammate of the team.
"Master Lily was very strong just now, with 26% damage output, but unfortunately his teammates are completely weak, without you, they can't even kill a single person."
"I'm not a great master." SU's brilliant voice was sweet, standard Mandarin accent, in stark contrast to the previous violent output, "You Genji are more powerful."
[Team] Xingze: Girl? !
[Teammate] Slowly: Girl! !
[Team] Laurent: ...
"Sister!" The ordinary world suddenly felt like taking hormones and stimulants, "Ah, ah, girl! This world needs more girls! I'm a noob, please take me with you!"
Han Zexing was heartbroken: What? !
Then chat directly with Laurent.
Sent to [Laurent]: This is not what was said.
Laurent: Mistake, I just wanted to be black.
Sent to [Laurent]: hum Q3Q
☆, Widowmaker 2
If there is an output on the opposite side that makes your life very uncomfortable, and you have to cheer up and concentrate on infinite targeting, what is the best solution?
Answer: Of course it is to turn enemies into friends, and let your common opponents worry about it.
Laurent is such a simple idea.
It's just for leisure and entertainment. He really doesn't want to be wary of Widowmaker's sniping when he is shuttling in the red name to harvest. He just wants to output as he pleases with peace of mind, and he really doesn't want to play too tired.
With milk, T, output and sniper, such a perfect configuration is simply the best choice for swimming in fish ponds.
However, why is SU Canlan a girl? !
He never denied that girls can also be invincible in FPS games, but he really doesn't want girls to appear in his team.
Because, Li Fan, in the ordinary world, is a completely uneducated, nympho patient.
"Brilliant girl, is this your first time playing FPS? Your marksmanship is so strong. It's the first time I've met you, a master with a nice voice and accurate marksmanship~"
This kind of speech has a feeling of tilde, and Yoyo's goose bumps have a layer of goosebumps.
Yes, the earphones were filled with the voice of the god Lily, who was chatting wildly in the ordinary world. Han Zexing and Yoyo had to lament that Laurent was a wise man, and this mistake directly led to the loss of control of the scene, and the scene was in chaos.
She couldn't bear it anymore, and directly inserted into the battle situation.
"Sister, don't worry about this mentally handicapped man. He hasn't graduated from elementary school and just turned ten years old. Should he drive? I'll be a thief."
"I, Reinhardt, sneaked a hammer and smashed a piece of it to death, gay, don't demolish me, hurry up and hug your angel brother."
[Squad] SU Canlan: ...
In fact, SU's brilliant voice is very nice, with a standard broadcast accent, and she deserves to be the number one in Mandarin in a five-seater car. Compared with people who like to chat with free mics, she is very quiet. It looks like a business office, when she wants to tease something, she prefers to type and explain.
In contrast, Pingfan is very noisy, he is simply the pillar of the five-person team, even if no one catches his words, he can support the sky by himself.
Ordinary world: Xiao Genji still dares to come to harass me, watch me hit eighty, one hit eighty, hey, I'm so angry, die, remember to look for me next time.
Ordinary world: Lily MM, I think your gun is very spiritual. It's wide open well. Watch my old driver Qiu Mingshan drive them back to their hometown in a brutal car.
Sent to [Slow Youyou]: I feel like I turned on the crosstalk radio station while playing games.
[Slowly]: I can hardly hold the gun steadily, I seem to be deaf in both ears, I really want to jump off the car, but I can't bear my thighs.
"Ordinary go to the first floor."
Ordinary World stood on the second floor with a shield in hand, vowing to protect Lily Goddess from wind and rain, and retorted: "I will set up a shield for Lily, so that the other side will die if they stand up, and die if they stand up. This point is very strategic. building.
Yoyo thought that her thighs would let Pingfan roll down every minute like in the past, but Maili was completely quiet.
Sent to [Xingze]: Thighs don't object!
[Xingze]: ...
Sent to [Xingze]: Her thighs were bought by Beauty!You are very dangerous!
[Xingze]: In fact, it is also beneficial to keep Widowmaker.
Send to [Xingze]: You are finished!
Didn't realize what Yoyo was talking about, the attackers fired decisively, it was obviously unrealistic for Han Zexing to follow the brainless Reinhardt, so he followed the only Zarya in the team, expressing that he would still follow the blood relatively safe.
After the battle started, Han Zexing had the feeling that the five-member convoy was about to overturn. The opponent chose to push flat, but only Zarya, Angel, and Pharah were left in the front, and Reinhardt was very persistent in blocking it on the second floor Widowmaker's field of vision seemed to be an indestructible bulletproof wall.
"Sledgehammer, don't stand here, it's blocking me."
After speaking, Widowmaker threw out the hook and jumped to the top of the opposite building, leaving only a vigorous back.
The orphaned sledgehammer that was thrown down resigned himself to his fate and jumped downstairs, finally fulfilling his duty to stand in front of Zarya.
"I press forward, you keep up, dodge when the shield is broken, and I'm going to charge forward." The buttons in the ordinary world are always on like free speech, "Oh, McCree seems to be going around Later, I saw it. This 76 is so annoying and keeps hitting my shield. The old left quickly took him away...beautiful! There is also an angel, quickly cut her up, lest the hero will start all over again later, and change the opposite side I got a sledgehammer as handsome as mine, but it doesn’t matter, my shield is still...fuck, he rushed over directly!"
Han Zexing felt that when the opposite Reinhardt was about to collide, it was too late to dodge, and he watched the sledgehammer move forward with the determination to die. This was not the first time he was killed by Reinhardt's brutal collision. , But this time I always feel peaceful in my heart, as if I have been relieved.
The ordinary world really has too much to say!It’s hard to come up with a nutritious sentence, but it’s too late!
"It's over, it's over, Xingzhe is going to die... En? Maomei is doing well! I give this shield full marks!"
Han Zexing was also surprised that in the fact that he survived with full blood, the ordinary world explained like a newscaster.
Just as Reinhardt charged, it was Zarya who turned and shielded the angel.This shield is very suitable, it is given just at the moment when the sledgehammer hits the wall.
Han Zexing immediately flew to Yoyo in mid-air, deciding to stay away from dangerous people like Reinhardt.
"Sister Mao, you gave me a good shield. When my barrier is broken, you can put a shield on me. I'll rush up and kill one of them. Immediately, immediately, I will charge, I will charge!"
A beautiful charge in the ordinary world rushed towards the enemy camp, and then was gloriously treated as a living target, first died in the hands of the enemy, and then watched the half-blood enemy be bombarded to death by Yoyo's random artillery.
"The shield wool girl that you agreed?"
[Team] Angelina: On CD
[Team] Ordinary World: QAQ
Han Zexing felt that this Zarya was a person who made a big deal. Facing a noisy person like Pingfan who only talked about stand-up comedy to support the audience, he was able to respond to him calmly.
SU's brilliant Widowmaker was caught by Genji on the opposite side, and the situation in the ordinary world was even more dangerous. The opposite side replaced a Tracer and directly molested Reinhardt.
"Old Zuo! You Shining, come back and save me!"
Laurent turned a deaf ear, still struggling in the last
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