Help me up, I can still deliver

Lijiang Tower Garden.

[Competition] Playing games is all about having fun: on the opposite side, less order and more sincerity.

[Competition] Laurent: ^_^ Okay.

Han Zexing saw Laurent acting cute for the first time, and he didn't know why he had the illusion that the opposite party was going to be a tragedy. He didn't expect Laurent to really replace Symmetra.

He switched to Pharah.

"Open the door and accelerate." Laurent said.

[Team] Xingzhe: OK

I don't know why he specifically instructed Han Zexing to speed up immediately after opening the door, and he heard the sound of Pharah pushing the backpack.

From the perspective of teammates, I saw the Pharah flying up. When passing the high bridge in the courtyard, a row of blue vs. red queues suddenly appeared in the upper right corner of the elimination prompt——Pharah: Triple Kill!

[Team] TOP1:? ? ?

[Team] Bulgari: All are routines...

[Competition] To play games is to be high: ...

[Competition] Try Try: ...

[Competition] Scary Toddler Source: Hate this player!

[Competition] Laurent: ^_^

The concussion impact of the Pharah can repel any enemy that is hit. From the perspective of Laurent flying up, when he finds that the enemy is about to walk on the high bridge, as soon as he repels, the enemies are all under the effect of the concussion impact. He was thrown into the air and fell from the high bridge to his death.

If you want to describe the mood of your teammates, it must be: Hahaha!

If you want to describe your opponent's mood, it must be: Hastily!

In this kind of battle of physical strength and physical strength, a routine player with a different style of painting appeared, and then the opponent also replaced the Pharah, preparing to learn this spirit, mutual routines, and mutual harm.

The whole scene was extremely chaotic, with the sounds of pushing backpacks and concussions everywhere. Before Han Zexing died in battle, he saw the scarlet Symmetra jumping around alive and well.

The voice channel was full of laughter, and the call went straight to 99:99, and then our side was sent back to the camp by the opponent four consecutive "justice from heaven" in the melee.

"This is an air battle, 300 million French chickens are here!" McCree was in a happy mood, not annoyed by being killed at all, "It's gone, the next game will be the next game hahaha."

"I'm still on the top! Come on quickly."

Han Zexing's entire perspective was only at the top of the tower. He didn't expect the enemies on the ground to be so blind. After three rounds of entering and exiting the target point, someone found Lucio gliding freely on the top of the tower.

Extending life over time is not a legend. Not all Pharahs can hit the target. Han Zexing finally realized the feeling of being forced out of infinite potential at the moment of life and death. His mind went blank and he only had one thought: "Live!"

The space bar in his hand was constantly being tapped, Lucio kept running away from the gunfire, hung on the top of the Lijiang Tower and kept sliding on the wall, as if he had a new skill and could continue to hover over the target point.

The whole process only took more than 20 seconds, but it was enough for the friendly forces to arrive and overtime to come back.

victory!

"Then the question is, is the best player in the game Symmetra or Pharah?"

☆, Numbani 1

Yoyo just went online one afternoon late, and found that Han Zexing's penguin had even changed his signature—life-sustaining Lucio: "Are you kidding me? I'm a thief in extra time."

Yoyo: Xingze, you...

Xingze: Why is DJ so fun!

long:……

Xingze: Hi, I think I am so strong, invincible in the world!

Yoyo: What happened!What did you do behind my back!

With a burst of laughter, Han Zexing explained Laurent's routine in detail, and said that he already has a superb comprehension ability for Lucio, and has evolved from a healer to an all-around support.

"I seem to have an illusion that I am super god!"

"Okay, life extension king Lucio." Yoyo felt that Jiyou was crazy, and it was just around the corner to become addicted to Overwatch.

"I seem to be enlightened! Am I possessed by the spirit of the Shimada family!"

"Wall-climbing spirit?" Yoyo was moved to tears, her friend finally became someone else's Lucio, "I want to kneel down and thank you for growing my thighs, I didn't expect you to become Shimada Lucio one day.

Because of his outstanding contribution to directly reverse the situation and win a round, Han Zexing's self-confidence suppressed by Feitian Lucio burst into mystery.

Keeping this state, he seems to be able to go to heaven and earth to be omnipotent!

Why is Overwatch so much fun? !

"So strong?!" Master Cheng Liang was shocked and speechless by Han Zexing's description, "I thought Kang Ming was already at the limit of a routine player, but how dare your thigh play Symmetra at the Lijiang Tower?"

Throughout (Kang Ming’s) live broadcast history, Cheng Liang has seen Hollywood Five Fortresses, Hanamura Five Dvas, Temple Five Sledgehammers, and Nepal Six Torbion.

All kinds of novel routines are played by surprise. After all, the internal test is to explore the gameplay. As long as they are imaginative, there is no trick they can't play.

"I think the order of your thighs is insidious, and there's nothing unexpected about Faji's routine. Kang Ming's old fans have seen it in the closed beta." Cheng Liang began to popularize science, and by the way promoted his Kang Ming God, "At that time, Kang Ming directly pushed his opponent Get to the bottom of the cliff and complete the six kills. I have to say that just after the public beta, everyone is still pecking at each other, this method is really miraculous. Your thigh must have seen Kang Ming’s live broadcast hahaha."

Han Zexing suddenly recalled what Laurent had said at the time about jumping off the cliff from the King's Road to resurrection.

"Did you know there's an underpass in the King's Row?"

Cheng Liang:? ? ?

"I've never seen this routine before." After listening to Han Zexing's description, Cheng Liang said, "Kang Ming never cared where the angel hid, and it didn't matter whether he was resurrected or not. He has good marksmanship, and he just needs to be shot by the enemy."

Han Zexing is somewhat interested in Kang Ming, but unfortunately, every time he enters Kang Ming's live broadcast room, the screen will always be black.

"Live broadcast time: After 7:30, a host will be randomly dropped."

During Kang Ming's live broadcast at night, Han Zexing's four-person team was basically driving. After all, Overwatch solo queue and blackout are two completely different games.The solo row may face countless young children at any time, and they will fight with countless random arrows. In the end, they will be defeated with hatred. Kaihei cooperates well and supports at any time. The four-person team has meat, milk and output.

Han Zexing could only silently light up the time difference between himself and the anchor, and turned on Overwatch.

He was one of the early ones on the line, and Laurent was the only one on the friend list.

Han Zexing casually clicked to watch the battle, just in time to see the back of Laurent Genji...

The spectator mode is an amazing system that can jump behind any player and watch their actions from a third-person perspective, which means that you can see the third-person perspective that you can't switch without pressure.

Laurent manipulated the whole black source, running, jumping and attacking, the streamer behind his head swaying in the wind, with a sense of elegance of a peerless master.

It was an indescribable feeling, like an electric shock that kept his eyes from Laurent's... ass.

Only the protruding muscles have bright reflections, so Genji's back looks extremely sexy, and elementary school students can't control it!

Han Zexing is an idiot for a second, and he can't do without Yuan Yuan's back. How can Ma De be so handsome?

From this perspective, I found Genji to be particularly interesting. The two Genjis met and flashed each other directly to show friendship. The two Genjis seemed to be fighting and dancing, surrounded by lights, and did not shoot. After the effect ended, they retreated and disappeared at the same time.

"You're afraid of orangutans." Seeing Laurent see Winston appearing again, Han Zexing said by conditioned reflex to stay away.

"I know this Winston, professionally."

Laurent had just finished boasting, and Winston was wiped out by the friendly Grim Reaper.

A new message pops up in the lower left dialog box.

[Competition] MIowo: Hi Yuan.

It was the orangutan who was saying hello to Laurent, but he didn't reply, because Genji had only half of his blood left, but was chased by three enemies, and he was already too busy to take care of himself.

A shadow across the sky, he rushed into the house, and there was a complete blood bag around the corner.

Saved saved saved.Han Zexing thought so, but saw a red wire suddenly stuck to Genji's body, and after screaming, Genji fell to the ground.

It was the hostile Symmetra, who was sitting on the sidelines at the blood bag, and just happened to collect this source of residual blood.

[Squad] Xingzhe: ...just one step away.

"Well, I died in front of the blood bag again." As if he was used to this kind of thing, Laurent was not too excited.

Han Zexing felt that Genji's life was really not easy, except for looking for blood bags by himself, there was basically no care for treatment.

No wonder he took a quick bite of treatment at the beginning, and received a thank you, and hugged his thigh by the way!

I am really an angel with a conscience, and I have been favored by the great god of the system.

Even from the perspective of Genji, Han Zexing can see that Laurent's side is absolutely at a disadvantage. Every time Genji enters, his teammates die one by one under the concentrated fire on the opposite side. There is no communication, no sledgehammer, no As a heavy-loaded hero, Lucio is often stalked by the opposite Reaper, and only Laurent will rush back to help him.

On the opposite side are heavy equipment like Dva, Reinhardt, and Winston. Genji alone can't move at all. There is a god of death, but our god of death seems to be shopping, walking two steps into a phantom, walking two steps into a ghost Xu Ying, every time he used his ultimate move very inappropriately, he was set on fire and died.

This is really a team game, and the team that doesn't cooperate will only lose in the end.

Sent to [Laurent]: Yuan is so handsome! !Handsome crack the sky!

[Laurent]: Genji can be very strong, it depends on proficiency.

Sent to [Laurent]: I'm almost overwhelmed by the source!This posture, this rhythm!Genji is number one in the world!Dad take me to fly!

[Laurent]: In fact, it is not easy to bring angels, they all find blood packs by themselves, so they usually use Pharah more often.If you like, you can try to practice Genji, I call Pingfan and choose the assistant.

Ahhh, my thighs are on a different channel from mine, I'm praising Yuan's handsome (butt)!But he thought I wanted to play with Yuan!

To be reasonable, I can't see the handsome back and vigorous figure at all when I play by myself!

Han Zexing didn't realize that his thoughts were dangerous at all, and immediately tapped the keyboard for a long paragraph.

Send to [Laurent]: Yuan's muscular back is simply a treasure in the world. From the perspective of watching the game, Blizzard is a world-class game producer. I usually patronize the milkman and don't pay attention at all. Wow, wow, why is it so beautiful!

[Laurent]: ...

The four members of the hacking team arrived and entered the assault mode one after another, waiting for the system to match their opponents.

Ordinary World always felt that there was something wrong with Genji running past in front of him, and asked, "Hey, why did you change Genji's appearance? Didn't you say that the young man's skin is ugly and doesn't look like a black assassin?"

"...it feels more secure that way."

[Squad] Xingzhe: Hey hey ///3///

[Squad] Ordinary World:? ? ?

[Squad] Slowly:! ! !

Han Zexing took the angel and followed Laurent, consciously trying to keep up with Genji.

However, he is right. For a hero like Genji who has 100 million ways to climb walls, it is too difficult for Angel to keep up with him. When he was about to go back to the respawn room and change to Lucio for a try, the server finally They found a suitable opponent.

The start is to defend Numbani.

"I thought we were already invincible, and the server couldn't find an opponent who could defeat us." The ordinary world had nothing to say about this 2-minute matching mechanism.

He locked on to Reinhardt, and said: "Actually, I don't like playing defense. I feel like being chased and beaten. The resurrection point is far away, and running is exhausting."

"That's why I choose to take the initiative." Professional death player Youyou decisively chose to output, "It's a pity that some people have nothing but the sledgehammer, good and bad."

"Big brother, do you want to fight?" Ordinary World greeted Death with a sledgehammer, but it didn't make any sense, after all, Blizzard's father hadn't developed the function of killing teammates.

The god of death turned on the ghost state and floated around, shouting: "Come on, come and hit me, if you can't hit me hahahaha."

Han Zexing watched them jumping around and fighting each other, and listening to the rough laughter in the earphones, he couldn't help but feel in his mind: mentally handicapped children are much happier.

Since Laurent still chose the Pharah, Han Zexing undoubtedly took out the Angel.

Obviously Laurent is a professional Genji player, every time Han Zexing takes out the Pharah, he has the illusion that his thighs are matching his angel's chicken.

The Pharah is indeed an air strike fighter, the overlord of the airspace is invincible, and the two-flying team fights to kill countless enemies, basically no opponent.Especially in their black team, none of the opponents they encountered could stop the Shuangfei team from dominating the world.

"This is because we haven't encountered a powerful Widowmaker." Laurent slowly floated into the air and said, "Now 'Lily Hanzogen' is almost a full-time hero for the villain, because there are too few sharp ones, whoever chooses who Being scolded has caused some players to choose safer heroes like Reaper and 76 in order to keep out of sight and out of mind, so our few games have been so smooth."

Send to [Laurent]: Actually, if you play Yuan, I can change to Lucio QWQ!

[Laurent]: My skin is youthful.

Did I give him the impression that he was so wretched and so voyeuristic?Han Zexing immediately typed to retort: ​​I am not this kind of person!

[Laurent]: I am.

Before Han Zexing could understand what Laurent said, the other party directly turned on the mic and said, "Angel Meiyin is sweet, [-] times better than Lucio, don't change it."

Then there was echoing laughter on the voice channel, and the crowd said one after another: Faji is right, we need angels.

Yes, very strong.

This reason is exactly the same as Uncle Youyou's speech. Han Zexing suddenly felt that he had a heavy responsibility, as if there were ten thousand pairs of eyes staring at the angel's back.

A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, Han Zexing could only silently say: You are more ruthless.

"Xingzhe, go upstairs." After Laurent finished speaking, he took the lead and flew to the second floor.

Another battle for the second floor.Han Zexing selected the figure of the Pharah and flew to where Laurent was.

☆, Numbani 2

The Angel and Pharah's double-flying combination once again soars in the sky. Numbani has a lot of tall buildings, which is more convenient for the Pharah's air force characteristics.

The attackers were divided into two teams, attacking from the front and the rear. Han Zexing followed Laurent into the air, and was about to take action against the attackers who circled behind him, when he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Before landing for more than two seconds, Han Zexing found that the angel was floating in mid-air, and his teammates and enemies began to drift infinitely.

Then, the server disconnects.

Han Zexing hadn't experienced this mysterious server failure for a long time. The probability of this happening once in 300 million years made people extremely irritated every time it happened.

He immediately restarted the client to reconnect, chose to join the game from the friend channel, and immediately returned to the battlefield.

While swiping through the Numbani interface, Han Zexing looked at the list of completely unfamiliar teammates and had an ominous premonition.

He immediately selected the angel to enter the rebirth room and press TAB. Sure enough, the row of familiar IDs on the opposite side made him immediately understand the current situation.

Sent to [Laurent]: I'm across from...

[Laurent]: … saw it.

[Laurent]: Play well.

Since the thigh said to play hard, then play hard, and then look at the list of teammates carefully. They all chose crispy assault. Become Lucio.

Since the thigh is on the opposite side, let him test the results of the exercise.

After making the selection, he immediately turned on the strong voice and joined the battle.Although the teammates are all crispy heroes, they have already stood one-third of the target point.

Sure enough, it was still a bit inappropriate for him to be disconnected. If it was changed to normal, with such a team configuration, Laurent alone could send them back to the resurrection point.

He didn't realize that he was the blindly worshiping Han Zexing. When he rushed to the battlefield stepping on the accelerated music, he found that the target point was empty, only the bodies of his two teammates.

what's the situation?

This should be the main battlefield, but there was no artillery fire, and he suddenly had the illusion of falling into a different dimension.

Occupying two-thirds of the target point, successfully occupying the target point, for a full ten seconds, except for his new teammates who came to support him, he didn't see the defender at all.

[Competition] Xingze: Did I push the cart?

I don't know what new tactics this is Laurent, Han Zexing said, I just push the cart quietly and count where I go.

Just as he was thinking this way, suddenly a Tracer-specific cheer sounded from behind him, and the red-named Tracer dodged beside the car, but did not attack.

Han Zexing: ...

Who is this familiar ID, if not an ordinary world?

Although the Ordinary World did not attack, the car displayed "Contesting" and remained motionless.

[Competition] Xingze: Ordinary, you...

As soon as he finished typing, Tracer was shot twice by Han Zexing's current teammates and died in battle.

Not knowing whether he should light the wax for the ordinary world or be grateful for the recovery of the delivery target, Han Zexing opened the menu and looked at the configuration of the hero on the opposite side, full of question marks.

Tracer, Tracer, Widowmaker, Widowmaker, Genji, Genji.

This kind of formation in pairs, it seems that their perfect lineup with T, milk and output before is an illusion.

Sent to [Laurent]: How did the lineup change?

[Laurent]: Play.

Concise and concise, Han Zexing sighed to himself.

Sent to [Laurent]: I'm at the car!

So you can come and test the results of Lucio's survival practice. Han Zexing thinks that Laurent is so smart that he doesn't need to type it out to understand it.

[Laurent]: Want to see the source?

However, the brain circuits of the two are not on the same line at all!

Han Zexing felt that he must be a gay guy in Laurent's heart, and he wanted to see Genji (back view) every day, but it is undeniable that compared to the rumored Widowmaker, Tracer, and Dva, Genji is still The back is more in line with aesthetics!

He just pushed the cart quietly, although he was very concerned about what happened on the other side during the disconnection, but since professional sledgehammers like Ordinary World have replaced Tracer, it is estimated that Laurent and the others did not think about winning.

In fact, Han Zexing wanted to ask: What happened?

But in this kind of game where every second counts, what he did was simply disturbing the other party, causing trouble for the other party, and he began to struggle between answering questions or choosing to attack.Even if Laurent and the others don't intend to win, this kind of behavior is still inappropriate.

Sure enough, I'm still waiting for this to end before asking...

"Bang!" There was a gunshot, and Lucio, who was standing in the car thinking about his birth, was instantly headshot.

You have been wiped out zero zero.

[Competition] Zero Zero: Shabi

[Competition] Take it easy: Are you fucking sick?

Yoyo's counterattack on the game channel made Han Zexing instantly understand why the opponent suddenly changed the lineup. If Widowmaker is the type who always mocks people when typing, he probably won't say anything good when he goes in.

He had a premonition that when the game channel was about to turn into a text battle between Widowmaker and Yoyo, the chat box seemed to be still and there was no more text.

Inexplicably inspired by this death, Han Zexing decided not to be in a daze anymore, at least... at least kill Widowmaker first!

Han Zexing, who was determined to kill Widowmaker, could only push the cart alone.

[Team] Xingze: I will push the cart and kill Widowmaker first.

So Han Zexing didn't fight, and was satisfied to see his teammate McRae kill Widowmaker, and teammate 76 kill Widowmaker.

Although Ordinary World and Yoyo are still familiar with each other on the elimination list, but that Widowmaker with ID zero has never killed anyone on our side.

Han Zexing was very satisfied, so he was very dedicated to pushing the cart.

Even if teammates go to the end of the world, they can still see the arrow below the delivery target showing "1".

"The delivery target is about to reach the end point."

It only takes one turn to end this suspenseless battle.

The roaming teammates finally gathered at the side of the car to face the defender's final firepower together.

"Dragon God の Sword を喰え!"

Genji, who rushed out from the second floor, directly slashed and wiped out the attackers who had no ultimate moves. Han Zexing, who had been waiting to die for 100 years, looked at the familiar red shadow without moving. He didn't think about struggling at all. .

——How does Lucio, who doesn't have a big move, escape the pursuit of Genji's big move?

——Hehe, stop dreaming, bro.

However, Laurent's youth, Genji, killed the three attackers beside the car, and then landed on the roof of the car, looking at Han Zexing's little frog.

This scene is very familiar. Back then, Laurent's Genji made a big move, and in the end Yoyo was killed across the board, leaving him alive.

Now it is: there are corpses of teammates all around, and Lucio is left alone, without a trace of blood.

It's actually a bit of a fateful showdown.

Then the red Genji sheathed his sword in front of Lucio, turned around and jumped up to the second floor, missing.

Sent to [Laurent]: Don't kill me?

[Laurent]: You still don't run.

From the beginning of self-defined practice, Han Zexing has never tried to struggle with Genji who is a big player. According to his theory, Genji who is a big player wants to kill you. If you run away, it can only mean that Genji suddenly doesn’t want to kill you. That's all.

Sent to [Laurent]: I think it's more dignified to die without struggling!

That's right, not to mention the big Genji, Han Zexing has no confidence in being able to survive to the end if he encounters an opponent who is not as young as Yuan in a team battle.

Maybe speeding up to escape, jumping left and right, and drifting over walls looks cool and amazing, but in actual combat without the help of teammates, it is impossible to escape death.

You need the protection of your teammates, you need your teammates to help you get rid of this Genji, and now, Lucio is facing Genji alone, even if he shouts "Imperial City PK" and transforms into a Brazilian boxing champion, as long as Genji is not residual blood or a shooting range Robot, Lucio has only one end: pawn.

[Laurent]: Next time you hear the sound, just turn it up.

Sent to [Laurent]: … oh

Han Zexing was entangled in one sentence: How does he know that I have a baby?How does he know that I don't want to go big?

In theory, if Laurent called out the pants chain and deployed the sound barrier at the same time, Genji might return without success and return to the city with the Q key.

[Laurent]: I don't kill my own milk.

Han Zexing, who was extremely depressed, immediately improved his mood when he saw this sentence.

Although he wanted me to fight hard, he put the water on me in a normal and leisurely way.

In the end, no one from Laurent's side came out to stop Xingzhe from pushing the cart, and the victory was obvious!

As the only healer in the two teams, Han Zexing's Lucio was easily promoted by both sides.

Three votes from the opposite side, five votes from his teammates, one vote from Han Zexing himself, and one vote from a passer-by. Lucio's sign was directly framed in gold.

legend!

Han Zexing looked at the legend that got likes, and felt ashamed of his hesitation when opening the sound barrier, and was very happy that the team won.

One second the enemy, the next second the teammate, although they are all crispy skinned, and they are incomparable, but they are unambiguous when they concentrate on killing Widowmaker.

Based on this alone, Han Zexing was very satisfied.

[Competition] Ling Ling: They are all a bunch of evil pens, and they cannot be moved

[Competition] Slow and leisurely: You don’t know where the mental retardation comes from, you have to take it with you when you are not moving, and you need to be treated if you are sick, you know.

Feeling that Slow Youyou's temper is coming up, the dialog box immediately shows that Laurent, Slow Youyou, and Ordinary World have left the game. Han Zexing also ignores Widowmaker and continues to pick words, and immediately quits the game and joins the team.

As soon as he entered the team, Han Zexing heard the rough voice of Yoyo's voice changer saying: "It's so annoying, I won't fight today."

After speaking, she quit the team and quit Overwatch.

"What's the situation?" Han Zexing could only turn to his teammates for help.

"After you dropped the line, the person who came in saw that we hadn't been healed, so he started talking on the mic. It didn't sound good. In the end, everyone decided to play casually, but didn't Widowmaker kill you? The channel said you were stupid, so Yoyo started arguing with him. The specific content is omitted, but the scene is extremely chaotic, and there is no way to make sense.” Ordinary World briefly described the whole process,

"Then I'll download first!" Han Zexing had no time to explain, and exited the client directly.

Han Zexing and Yoyo are old friends for five or six years. After going through so many things together, he knows Yoyo's temper best.

The person she defends, no matter how much she despises and ridicules her, she will not allow others to belittle her.

Han Zexing had already seen the end of Widowmaker's direct collision with the muzzle of the gun. The voice channel at that time must have been full of mocking curses. Coupled with her rough voice made by her voice changer, it was almost like the scene of a car accident. From the hesitant tone of the ordinary world, you can feel the shock at that time.

well.He sighed, he didn't expect such a terrible thing to happen to a simple shooting game.

Xingze: Yoyo?

Xingze: Boss?Yoyo beautiful boy?

Yoyo: ==

This state of throwing out the double eyelids at a disagreement is really very uncomfortable.

"Yuyou, whoever plays the game seriously will lose. After all, he is a passerby. It's normal to have a dirty mouth. Don't be unhappy all the time. It's still so early. Let me guess what you're playing?"

"It's fine if you scold me, I'll just scold you back, Dad is just very upset that someone dares to scold you. Just kidding, you are my mother's cover, who dares to touch you!"

Yoyo's perfect gangster plot made Han Zexing feel ashamed. Since the first time he met the soft girl who gave her the impression of being stupid, even if he surpassed Yoyo in every aspect of playing games, he is still tough in front of this big sister. stand up.

After all, Han Zexing didn't have such a burst of self-confidence when he wanted to confront a woman who had no sense of disobedience when using a Shandong Dahan voice changer.

"My fault, my fault, it's all because of my disconnection, tell me next time whoever scolds me, I will definitely chat in secret and scold him until he calls daddy."

"Hmph, it's more realistic for me to let him call him daddy, just like you, a weakling!"

"Yes, yes, King Yoyo is the most powerful and domineering king in the world!" Han Zexing can only thank Yoyo for his temper, which is of the type that can come and go quickly. In a situation like this, as long as he expresses that he will go up and overthrow his opponent next time, he will never Back off, and basically she let it go.

"Big beauty, it's so early, let me guess what you're drawing?" It's absolutely unwise to mention Overwatch now, and he sacrificed his magic weapon.

"Sleep! Continue tomorrow!" Unfortunately, Yoyo didn't appreciate it and refused directly.

Sure enough, his previous mentally handicapped behavior gave Yoyo the illusion that she was a virgin.

Han Zexing touched his face, feeling a little helpless.

He is not a character who easily forgives any deceitful behavior, but he just feels that under the circumstances at that time, to catch something that sounds stupid like me treating you like a brother and you treating me like a cash machine makes him seem very care about the same.

Some people have been acting for so many years and it’s not easy. He just pretends to be a buffoon, buys a toy, and the stage is demolished, so everyone should get together and disperse.

It's a pity that if this kind of thinking is known to Yoyo, she will scold him for being mentally retarded, and then start to educate him with her rich August [-] experience.

Ha ha.Han Zexing thought of her look that was more angry than himself, and felt that the last game was not in vain, at least he got a friend who cared for him wholeheartedly, and he was much happier than some people.

Han Zexing was about to turn off the computer when he suddenly found a long list of unread messages from Laurent on the Battle.net client.

☆、Hanzo 1

Laurent: Are you all right?It's normal to encounter people with low quality when playing games. After all, [-] is not a big money, anyone can afford it. Just have fun, and if you are unhappy, just get along together.Being slow like this made Pingfan a little worried, and he began to wonder if we didn't help when Widowmaker talked about you, so Yoyo got angry.Everyone will drive together in the future, and we also think that Widowmaker should be educated, but Pingfan is a character who doesn't communicate with strangers very much... So, how are you guys doing?

After reading this passage, Han Zexing burst into tears, thighs!What can we do!I actually met a cutie who is so powerful and unpretentious like you.

Xingze: No!Yoyo was just annoyed by Widowmaker, she definitely didn't blame you, she's not that kind of stingy person, don't think too much about it.She just hates me for being weak QAQ

Xingze: Yoyo has a very impulsive personality, and her mouth is super poisonous. I hope that the ordinary poor girl is not scared.

Laurent: I can only say that Yoyo has made Pingfan more knowledgeable and refreshed ^_^

Han Zexing trembled when he saw this smile, and when it was over, Yoyo showed off his perfect swearing without profanity skills, coupled with the Northeast Chinese voice changer, the picture was too beautiful to bear to replay.

Xingze: Give her a face, let us forget it after this night QAQ

Laurent: Yes.

It seemed that this topic was about to end, but after a while, the client flashed up again.

Laurent: Yoyo is a girl?

Xingze:? ? ?

Han Zexing's heart broke down and he shouted: Can you see this? !

Laurent: It feels very similar, the sound is very similar to a voice changer.

Xingze: ...

After his thigh said so, Han Zexing struggled for two seconds and decided to confess.

Xingze: Yoyo is a girl, but she is my old partner, and I want to hug your thigh, so I turned on the voice changer, I hope you don't mind.Especially ordinary QAQ

Laurent: It doesn't matter to me, I just hope you tell Yoyo, not Pingfan.This person is so stupid that he basically has no possibility of discovering the truth by himself.

...Thigh, you shouldn't slander good teammates like this.

Laurent: Continue to black tomorrow?

Han Zexing couldn't wait for it, and immediately replied: "Okay, okay."

Laurent: Add a penguin friend.

Counting sheep, 111 years old, City A, Genji with a black face, personal signature: Zhuang Shengxiao Mengmi Butterfly, Dragon God の剣を喰え!

The second half of the sentence is clearly about a gay guy opening my trouser chain, Han Zexing silently added a friend, feeling that his thighs are really addicted to Overwatch, so he even changed his signature to this.

Han Zexing browsed Laurent's personal information, same city, maybe same school?

Xingze: Thigh, which school is it from?

Counting sheep: C major.

Oh, different schools.

As a college student of A, Han Zexing shouldn’t have expected that this kind of game friend is my boss, my classmate, my male god, and my teacher’s magical setting. This kind of miracle that only appears in handwritten notes, how could Happened to me.

Xingze: I'm in A University, and we are separated by at least three urban districts. It seems that we can't open Internet cafes together.

Counting Sheep: It's actually pretty close.

Xingze: Ah, so, come out to an Internet cafe another day to hack?

Counting sheep: ^_^ I refuse.

Xingze: 0.0 why!

Counting sheep: ^_^ Your avatar makes me feel very insecure.

avatar?

Han Zexing suddenly came back to his senses, this game is only for friends, he has never shy away from his preferences, he always does whatever he wants, he glanced at the current avatar...

Xingze: Listen to my explanation!This □□ was actually just stolen, so I just got it back!

Counting Sheep: Wow, I believe it^_^

Xingze: I like angels!

Counting sheep: Coincidentally, I am too. ^_^

Xingze: I don't like Genji at all!I don't know what the source is!

Counting sheep: ^_^

Han Zexing looked at the ^_^ expression that Laurent often used, and felt infinite ridicule, which probably meant: Are you kidding me when I am three years old?

Xingze: Thigh, I'm innocent!

Counting sheep: I believe in you.

Although he said he believed it, Genji's indifferent face followed with a capital "Oh."

Xingze: ...

Han Zexing stared at his avatar for three seconds,