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Everyone was scared, and some were a little suspicious, but no one dared to step forward.
"I have a grudge against you? Why do you want to kill me? Even if you die, you still want me to understand, don't you?" He tensed his body, looked at me firmly, and waited for my answer.
I hugged my arms and tilted my head: "Well~ I don't have any grudges, I just don't like you!"
"What? I don't like it? What's the reason?" He shouted in surprise.
"I'm too lazy to tell you, a vulgar person like you can't understand it. How about it? If you don't decide, I will kill you all." I said playfully.
At this time, a slippery man nodded and bowed to me and said, "Master, please forgive me. What you want, Liu Fang, has nothing to do with us. You can just take it. We dare not stop you." gave him a push. "Ma Feng, you ungrateful bastard!" A strong man stood up to protect Liu Fang and said to Youtou.I looked at him curiously and said, "Who are you?"
The burly man stiffened his neck, clenched his fists with both hands, and said in a loud voice, "You want to take care of it? Who are you? What are you going to do?"
"I'll fuck you big head ghost, you fucking won't ask anything else? Is it interesting to always ask? Huh? It seems that I talked too much, okay, if you don't want to die, just hand him over Bar!"
The strong man howled again: "Don't even think about it", "Oh? Really?" I bent down to pick up a stone as I spoke, and bounced it out without looking at it, only to hear a plop and the strong man collapsed on the ground There was no sound on the ground, but a lot of dust was stirred up.
"Brother Yuan Hao! You, what did you do to him? Didn't you just want my life? I will give it to you, but you must promise not to hurt other people." Liu Fang knelt on the ground and supported the collapsed The strong man spit at me angrily.
"Oh, it's nothing, I just asked him to be quiet for a while. What? Is there anyone else who is willing to stand up?" I waited for a while to see if anyone could intercede for him, but I was very disappointed.
"I said, how did your popularity get mixed up? There is no second one to stand in for you? It's really boring, come on, I won't play with you. I'm tired! I'm going to go back to sleep in the tent, and I'll toss this night That's enough, that's enough, you guys should leave too! Go back to sleep. By the way, those with cinnabar on their bodies should not go back to sleep in the big tent, and stand outside for me. You are already dead, and you are not qualified to enjoy the living Also, your name is Ma Feng, right? You can pack up and go home tomorrow morning. Remember not to come back again, otherwise I will beat you every time I see you. Your name is Liu Fang?! From now on, you can stay with me. The man named Yuan Hao or brother Yuan Hao in your arms will also come together, oh yes, and the boy you sent to report." I took off the mask while talking .
I have said such a long series of words, and they haven't reacted yet, I turned around and was about to leave, when I remembered that there were still a group of people lying on the ground, I kicked them: "Hey, hey, everyone went back to sleep Ah! It's very cold, don't get sick. Afterwards, when they figured out what happened, they all muttered in their hearts-it was you who kept people from sleeping in the house on a cold day and night, okay?
The author has something to say: Since the author has been too busy with work recently, and his physical condition is not very good, the update is not very diligent, please forgive me!But you can rest assured that I will not give up!
☆、Two days before the royal hunt
Outside the tent: "Your Excellency, it's time for the military parade in two quarters of an hour (half an hour), and you should get up."
"Go away, let me sleep for another five minutes" I said reluctantly, covering my head with the quilt.
Off the tent, someone tilts his head thinking what '5 minutes' is?
Off the tent: "My lord, it's time for the military parade in another quarter of an hour (15 minutes). You really should get up. Today is the day to announce that it is not the result."
"What time is it?" My eyes are so dry and astringent ~ I can't open them!Nima, the one outside the door is like a timer, it's still off.
There was silence outside the door, because the man was thinking about what time meant, and with a work attitude of saying more, making mistakes, and making less mistakes, he kept silent.
"My lord, get up quickly! The soldiers are all standing in line, waiting for you!" The timer turned on the vibration mode, which dazzled me.
"Oh! It's alright, it's alright! I'll just get up! Get me a basin of water, and I'll wash my face." I just sat up, and lay down again after he left.
"My lord, the water is here. You can wash it!"
"How did you come back so fast? Your speed is calculated using the speed of light!" I sat up and took the wet face towel.
"My lord, the water has already been prepared."
After washing, he walked out without changing his clothes.
"My lord, you didn't change your clothes."
"You don't need to change it, this set is fine." Hehe, fortunately, I had prepared for it in advance. I expected that I would not be able to get up, and I didn't take off my night clothes last night at all.Haha, I'm so smart!
Because he was with me, I was bored on the road, so I chatted with him: "By the way, what's your name? I haven't seen you before."
"My lord, the younger one's name is Luhu." He was very polite.
"Ah? Land Rover! Then you must be very valuable! Haha! Is it a sika deer?" Hearing his name made me feel good.
"The answer to people is not the deer of the sika deer, but the road of the road."
"Huh? Is this surname among the hundreds of surnames? I'm really ignorant."
"Returning to my lord, what are the surnames of hundreds of families?"
"Huh? You don't even know the surnames of hundreds of families? Have you ever read a book?"
"Back to my lord, I went to a private school for a few years when I was a child, but later because there were too many younger siblings, the family had to pay rations and taxes, so I couldn't afford it." Hearing his tone, it was quite regrettable!
"By the way, my lord, are the hundred family surnames the books that record the surnames? Who wrote them? I don't read many books. Would you like to tell the younger ones? The younger ones are also very knowledgeable." Well, it's a very studious person.
"Hundreds of surnames, he is~" That's right, who made it up?Zhao Qiansun Li, I remembered that these hundred surnames were ordered by Zhao Kuangyin of the Song Dynasty, and put the Zhao surname first. Now it is the Tang Dynasty, no wonder people don't know it!So how do I tell him?
"Ahem! I'll tell you about this another day!" I straightened my collar to hide my embarrassment.
When we came to the drill ground, all the soldiers' eyes stopped on me, with different expressions.I stood still on the reading platform, Captain Yu knelt on one knee, clasped his fists and cupped his hands, and said, "My lord, my subordinates are ineffective in teaching me, please forgive me."
"Why did Captain Yu say that?" I asked knowingly.
"Last night, although my subordinate obeyed my lord's order and stayed in the tent and was not allowed to intervene, my subordinate was very clear about the affairs outside the tent. They disappointed my lord! It's all my subordinate's fault. This subordinate is sorry for my lord's trust." His voice trembled, obviously excited.
I held his arm with both hands, trying to lift him up, but he was very heavy!Or maybe he didn't want to get up.Helpless, I just bent down and lifted his arm and said, "Old Yu, I can't blame you for this. After all, they just reported it for a few days. They haven't had time to discipline them, so it has nothing to do with you! You have nothing to do! I I won't punish you!"
"My lord! This subordinate thinks it's embarrassing~" The word "shame" was said in tears.This is really too emotional!
"Quickly stop crying! Men don't cry easily." I helped him up and handed him a piece of black cloth—I used it to cover my face last night.
"Take a look! This is your lieutenant, your big brother, your senior! This old soldier with gray sideburns at the age of [-] is crying from shame because of what you did last night. How can you still return?" Do you have the face to face him?! I remember when we first met, I said, unite! In the past few days, I also told you that when you can’t beat the enemy, you must outwit and unite instead of compromise and betrayal! Have you eaten all these words with rice? You should kneel on the ground and kowtow to the Nantian Gate. Fortunately, last night was a test for you. If there is really a detailed work, you will report it at Hades now!"
Because the voice was too loud, the voice cracked a bit, and after a while, he said again: "You, you, you, and you, you guys, come to the front. The remaining more than 300 of you have each recorded once, and more than five Let me go home if you pass. From now on, every time you die, you will be demerited! It is enough for you to die five times!"
Then he said to the people in front: "Say out loud your names and ages. Start from left to right ~ report!"
"Here! My villain Liu Fang is seventeen years old." "My villain Yuan Hao is nineteen this year!" "Here I am, my villain Hou Tian (the monkey responsible for reporting last night) is 15 years old this year."
"Here, villain Yuen Biao (the first person who spotted me and fought with me last night), this year." "Here, villain Li Jingtang, this year is seventeen." "Here, villain Yuan Ke, eighteen."" The villain Wang Yuan, nineteen." . . . . (The rest are those who fought with me last night, so I won’t write them one by one)
"Okay Liu Fang, Yuan Hao, Hou Zi, you three will follow me like Lu Rover from now on. Yuan Biao, Li Jingtang, Yuan Ke, Wang Yuan, you four are centurions respectively. Wang Yuan, your team is short of people, I will make it up for you later. For the rest of Captain Yu, you divide them into corporal chiefs and special chiefs. That’s fine, I’ll leave the rest to you.”
"My lord, aren't positions assigned according to the results of the competition?" Old Yu was puzzled.
"Last night was the real competition! Let's do it!"
The author has something to say: just write a chapter and the eyes will not work, I have to go slowly!Good night folks!
☆, 47
After I ordered Lieutenant Yu to distribute the soldiers, I took Lu Hu, Liu Fang, Yuan Hao, and Hou Tian to the big tent.None of them spoke on the way, nor did I. I wanted to change when I arrived at the big tent, but today I found out that I didn’t put any extra casual clothes in the barracks. Maybe it’s because I haven’t stayed here for the past few days. !It's okay to wear this black clothes in your own barracks, but if you hit the street, will you be regarded as a thief or a killer?Uh~ After looking at it for a long time, all I can see is the shirt made by Zhenge.
I have no choice but to wear this.But I only wore the inner robe and a purple gauze (a set) outside, and I didn't wear the armor.After I changed my clothes, I led the four of them out and planned to go home. Brother Zhen said yesterday that the Tianjia will be hunting in the next two days. I will be allowed a day off today, and I will stay in the camp from tomorrow, waiting for you at any time Dispatch.Just going home today to pick up some change of clothes.
Walking out the gate of the barracks and walking on the street, I was in a good mood and saw everything pleasing to my eyes.Look here, look there, go shopping for a while, and buy some food and toys for the children.
"Roasted sweet potatoes, hot and roasted sweet potatoes! Hey, would you like one?" The old man who bought the sweet potatoes saw me staring at the sweet potatoes and grinned. "Old man, how do you sell sweet potatoes?" I smelled the sweet roasted sweet potatoes, and felt very kind. In my previous life, I liked roasted sweet potatoes the most. "The big ones cost two pennies, and the small ones cost one penny. How many would you like, Mr. Xiaolang?" I thought for a while and said, "Give me five big ones!" I wanted to buy a few more for my family. Yes, but when I think about it, it will be cold at home. If the baked sweet potato is cold, it will not taste good.
I gave ten cents to the sweet potato old man. The old man is also a loyal businessman, and he gave me a small one. He said enthusiastically: "Little old man, I sell roasted sweet potatoes here every day. You can eat it whenever you want to eat it." Come to the little old man, buy a lot, and the little old man will give you one! If you think it is delicious, you will be a repeat customer." "Okay old man! Thank you! See you later!" The old man nodded with a smile and said, "You Go slow!"
We turned around and were about to leave when something caught my clothes. I turned around and looked down. It turned out to be a little girl in ragged clothes. She was about seven or eight years old, with big watery eyes. With a thin, sallow face, small teeth biting his dry lower lip, eyebrows drooping, he looked at me timidly, and grabbed the corner of my clothes with the tip of his eldest mother and child and the index finger, seeing me looking towards She hurriedly took her hand back, hid it behind her and said, "My hands are not dirty, and I won't stain your clothes."
I smiled kindly and said, "It's okay, what's the matter with you?"
"I, I, I..." The little girl, I didn't say what she was going to do for a long time.I just stared at the oil-paper bag in my hand, where there were two sweet potatoes, one big and one small, and seeing her longing and timid eyes, I understood that the child was hungry.Looking at her disheveled hair, the child should be a beggar.
I knelt down and smiled and said to her, "Are you hungry? Want to eat sweet potatoes?"
"Yeah." She blushed and nodded, with tears of pleading in her eyes.I was moved by the tears in her eyes.
"Where is your family? Why is it just you? Where are your parents?" I asked her. "My father and mother passed away. My brother and I escaped from the village." The little girl's nostrils moved and she swallowed, presumably because of the smell of sweet potatoes.Seeing her appearance, I felt sore in my heart, and I handed the sweet potato in front of me: "Hey! Eat it!"
The little girl said in surprise: "Did you really give it to me?" "Really! Eat it!" I patted her head with my hand, and she stomped aside and said, "My hair is dirty!" "It's okay "I'm still kind.
"Take it quickly, it won't taste good when it gets cold." The little girl took the oiled paper bag, carefully placed it on her chest and covered it with both hands, then bowed to me and said, "Thank you sir, you will There will be good rewards!" Then he turned and ran away.How did this kid run away?Are you hungry?She, oh, yes, she also has a brother, and she went to find him.I followed her, and the four followed me, so we followed the little girl to a ruined temple in a row.Next to the broken statue of the God in the Earth Temple lay a dying little boy.
The little girl ran to him, knelt down and shook the boy's shoulders and said happily: "Brother, brother, get up quickly! I just met a kind gentleman who gave me two roasted sweet potatoes. Brother, you It smells delicious, get up quickly! Brother? Brother? Huh... Brother, why don't you make a sound! What's wrong with you?"
I thought badly, the child might be out of breath, so I hurried forward and probed his breath with my index finger, but luckily he is not dead, but if he is a gossamer, he might die soon, so I hugged the boy, yes The little girl said: "Your brother has passed out and needs to be treated quickly. You come with me, and I will take him to the medical officer." "Oh, thank you, sir." "Land Rover hugged the girl and followed me. "
We hurriedly found a medical officer: "Doctor, doctor, help me! This child is dying, hurry up!"
An old doctor came forward and said, "Don't worry, just put the child on the table and let me take a look."
He first probed his breath with his hand, then rolled his eyelids, felt his pulse again, then shook his head and said: "This child is hopeless, his breath is like a thread, and his pulse is like a thread. Qi Qi, even if the Immortal Da Luo came, he would not be able to save him." He shook his head while talking. "Doctor, please save my brother! My brother is not dead yet! He is still alive! He will not die! Please save her!"
"Hey! Girl! It's not that the old man refuses to give up on him, but that he is really helpless!"
"Okay, then I'll go to another house to see." I didn't give up. "It's the same wherever you go!" The old doctor shook his head and said.
This is what all the medical officers who left in succession said!This is the fifth hospital. After listening to the doctor's words, I completely gave up. It's really hopeless. "Hey! I think you are also a kind person. I advise you, it's useless, don't waste your time. If you can, help him buy a coffin and bury him properly!"
The little girl was very excited: "You are talking nonsense, my brother is not dead. He won't die! Brother woo woo, get up quickly and tell him you are not dead. woo woo woo~"
"Girl doll! Don't cry! Your brother's lifespan is over, and unless a god descends to earth, the Lord of the Underworld will not let him go!" (The computer is out of battery, let's write this first!)
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☆, crooked hit
Continuing from the text: The old doctor of Baohetang said to the little girl: "Girl baby! Don't cry! Your brother's lifespan is over. Unless the gods come down to earth, otherwise the king of hell will let him die in the third watch. How can he be allowed to wait until the fifth watch?" !"
The little girl stared at the old doctor with eyes full of tears for a long time, and then looked at me again. I shook my head helplessly at her and signaled her that there was nothing I could do. I had tried my best. The little girl let go He squeezed his hand in front of his chest, turned around and ran out, went out the door, knelt down on the ground with a plop, and kept kowtowing to the south (because people think that the place closest to the sky is the Nantian Gate), while He kowtowed and cried, crying and chanting, chanting: begging God to save his brother, begging the gods of the past to show kindness, begging Lord Yan Gao Neng to spare his brother.We didn't say anything, what can we say?Didn't stop her, what happened after stopping her ridiculous and pitiful behavior?
"God descends to earth? Oh, how is it possible? If gods are so easy to talk, there is no birth, old age, sickness and death in this world! There is no resentment for dying in vain!" I don't know who said such a sentence, which added to the already sad and depressed atmosphere. , making people more and more out of breath.The little girl's kneeling body froze, and she sat on the ground with a wow and burst into tears.
"I said, why are you so inhumane? My child is already suffering enough, yet you still talk sarcastic!" Yuan Hao shouted at the person who spoke.
"I'm just trying to wake her up and tell her not to do any more useless work. It's ridiculous to pray for God's mercy!" It was a young man in white who was speaking, and he was also a person with a story.
"Yuan Hao, bring the child here, don't be unreasonable, what he said is right!" I was thinking about whether I should try it.Maybe it could really save him?
"Brother, brother, wake up! Don't leave Yun'er behind! Yun'er has no parents, and he can no longer be without a brother. If brother really wants to leave, take Yun'er with him! Woooo Woooo~brother~" the girl cried while lying on top of the boy.
I stretched out my hand to detect the boy's breath again, the breath was still there, and there was hope, "Hold the girl and follow me." After I finished speaking, I picked up the boy and walked out quickly.After walking for a few blocks, I finally arrived home. I didn't have time to say hello to my family, so I took them straight to the hut in the woods in the backyard. This is my secret base.Put the children on the big round table, I let them go out, told Lu Rover to tell my family that I will live in the barracks for a few days from tomorrow, and asked Yingniang to prepare some clothes for me!
There were only me, the little girl and the little boy left in the room.I said to the little girl, "Maybe I can save your brother, but I'm not sure. Can you trust me?" The girl was like someone who was about to drown, suddenly grabbing at straws.Kneeling on the ground and grabbing the corner of my clothes, I raised my face and said, "I beg you to try! Whether you save the life or not, you are our benefactor, and we will repay you as cattle and horses for the rest of our lives!"
"Okay, don't say anything about repaying him. If I really save him, you will do more good deeds in the future! Just wait outside!"
The girl looked at her brother, and went out with tears in her eyes, full of hope, worry and gratitude.
I sent her out, and found that everyone was standing outside the door, including my two bastard apprentices. Xiao Tong waved at me and shouted: "Master, Master, you are back. When I was about to go out, I saw you rushing in with a group of people in a hurry, we all know, master, you are going to show your supernatural powers, aren't you?" I'm sweating!This bastard, how many times have I told him to keep a low profile!Why can't I remember?
I glared at him, and said to Zhou Huairen: "Keep his mouth shut!" Huairen, my big disciple, bowed to me as an apology.Said: "I'm sorry, master, my apprentice disciplined him well! Master, you are busy with your work!" After finishing speaking, he elbowed Xiaotong severely with his elbow.
Xiaotong was beaten for no reason, and he would be scolded later, maybe he would have to be punished at night. He had deep thoughts about this: "Why is it so difficult to flatter me these days?"well!It is difficult to be an apprentice!Being an apprentice's apprentice is even more difficult!Because, I'm just a grandson! '
"What are you all supposed to do? Go! I don't know when it will be over! Tell the servants to take the girl to eat, and then take a bath and change clothes!" After I finished speaking, I closed the door.
Inside the house, facing the boy's almost corpse body, I was a little overwhelmed.What should I do?Yes, find the elixir.After searching for a long time, there is no elixir to bring the dead back to life, longevity lock?Put it on for him first, so that he doesn't turn up before I can figure out a way.
Sure enough, after putting on the Longevity Lock, his breathing became much stronger, but he was still unconscious. I have never learned spells, but my life was lucky enough to take a lot of pills from Heiwuchang, and I also ate a lot of good things.By the way, I have eaten so many good things, should I also have spiritual power?Or mana?How to get lucky?Will reckless behavior lead to retrograde tendon and meridians, as described in martial arts novels, and go crazy?
☆, crooked hit
How to operate the spiritual power in the body?I still know some basic knowledge about acupoints and horses. After all, I have practiced kung fu since I knew how to walk in my previous life. People who practice kung fu have all learned these basic things.But knowing and using are two different things!How to do?Now there is no Baidu!I don't have a master, who should I ask?
After scratching my head for a while, suddenly my eyes lit up, by the way, my big apprentice has an ancient book on elementary practice!How could I forget this, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have let him go!Turn around and go to the outhouse, open the door and have a look, hey!Not only did this group of people not leave, but there were a few more, and all the parents came.
"Father, mother, why are you here too? Don't get sick in this cold winter, go back to the house quickly! There is still something to do, baby, I will go to pay your respects to your second elder after I am done with work. Huairen! You, you come, come I have something to tell you." After speaking to his parents, he waved to Zhou Huairen.Seeing me calling him, Huai Ren suddenly regained his energy, probably because he thought I would teach him something!
In the room, I pretended to be profound and asked him with a straight face: "Huai Ren, what level of cultivation have you reached now?"
Huairen returned respectfully: "Return to Master, this disciple is already a junior monk."
"Oh? Already a practitioner? Then why didn't I feel it?" I wasn't pretending, but my jade card really didn't respond. It was clearly written on the bamboo slip of the jade card, in When encountering a practitioner, the jade tablet will vibrate.Could it be that his cultivation base is too low?
Huairen was a little ashamed and a little flustered, thinking: "Could it be that I didn't practice properly?" ' hurriedly took out a very old book from his sleeve, held it in both hands and said to me: "Please take a look at it, the World Honored One, this is the book for disciples to practice, and disciples practice according to it. Recently, there have been many different books. What I understand, I wanted to ask Master for advice, but you were too busy, my apprentice was afraid of disturbing Master, so I practiced on my own. Now I can run Zhou Tian, according to the book, this apprentice should be regarded as a junior monk .Master, please show me."
Ah!Before I opened my mouth, he couldn't hold his breath.
I took the book and said: "As a teacher, I just help you refer to it, the book is still yours! As a teacher, it will not be confiscated!"
"I don't dare to think that way, even if it's dedicated to Master, it doesn't matter, anyway, I'm practicing with you, World Honored One!"
"You are generous! Well, let me take a look, and I will discuss it with you after I finish reading it! See if you practiced wrong!"
"Good master, then, what about this child? Isn't it about to die?"
"He! It's all right now! I'll keep him alive! Don't die, don't worry! Well, don't bother me!"
After reading for a long time, I finally finished a book, and it was almost dark. In fact, this book is not very thick, and the content is not very complicated. The whole book is divided into three parts. The first one is about geomantic omen; The first chapter is about face reading, palmistry, and numerology; the third chapter is about spiritual power (that is, real cultivation). Chapter 1: It talks about the gathering of acupoints and aura in the whole body; Chapter 2: It talks about opening the eyes of the sky, moving around the sky, and how to use aura to open up the acupoints in the whole body and sort out the tendons. Chapter 3: It talks about how to use aura to upgrade and fight monsters! (Very low-level ghosts! Commonly known as ghost catchers.) I mainly read the chapter on spiritual power.In fact, you can finish reading the chapter on spiritual power in half an hour.But I read and learned at the same time, and when I finished reading and learning, half a day passed.
Huh~ After taking a long breath, I feel refreshed, my senses are broadened, my consciousness is abundant, my tendons are stretched, and my acupuncture points are fully accessible.Yes, I have opened up the meridians of my whole body, and I have been running Zhou Tian, and the speed is super fast.Feeling good, I was also in a good mood, I raised the corners of my lips, and looked at Master Huairen with a smile.His eyes were dull, staring like a cow, and his mouth was opened wide enough to stuff two eggs, a steamed bun and a bowl of porridge.Pointing to the top of my head, I kept shaking, as if I had Parkinson's.There is a sound of ah ah in the throat.
"I said, why do you look like you have seen a ghost? Or are you bewitched? Or have you had a stroke? Okay, talk like a human being!" I really couldn't figure out what he wanted to do!Don't bother wasting my mind reading skills.
"Master, master, master, master, master..." He taught for a long time without saying a word.
"You just died! Are you cursing me? Isn't it just to read your book? As for cursing your master, am I dead? Give it, give it back to you. Tell you, don't be an example. If you dare to curse the master, I will drive you out of the teacher." Well, I admit, I feel guilty, firstly, I have no skills, secondly, I really want to learn secretly, thirdly!Without these two bastards, my life will be easier.
"No, master, it's your head, boss."
"Your head! Are you still cursing people?" I got angry.
"No! Oh! Master, you wait." Speaking of this, he, an old man with old arms and legs, was looking around the house in a panic, and he didn't know what he was looking for?
"What's the matter? Are you looking for something to hit me? Or are you going to demolish my house?" I saw that he was angry and funny.Come on, I'd better listen to what he's thinking!
"Where's the mirror? Where's the mirror?" Oh, what is he doing looking in the mirror?
"Hey! The mirror is in the drawer, what do you want the mirror for?" I asked him curiously.
"Ah! Here, I found it! Master, master, look." He pointed the mirror at my head.
"Look, what are you looking at? I have flowers on my face!" I glanced at the mirror inadvertently, which made me jump up in fright, and snatched the mirror and looked at it: "This, this, this, it's burning, it's on fire My God! My head is smoking! What can I do? My head is smoking!" After running around the room with the mirror, I rushed out the door and walked towards the yard. I ran to the water tank in the house, patted the green smoke on my head, and ran all over the yard, just like the chimney of a train. After searching for a long time, I couldn't find the water tank. Why couldn't I see it when I was looking for it?
"Shui Shuishui, find water for me." I shouted as I ran, and the people in the yard were in a mess. Some were chasing me, some were looking for water, and some asked Wang Huairen what happened.Anyway, how messy it is.
I ran faster and faster, faster and faster, and even flew up while running. I didn't fly manually like a god, but I covered my head with my hands while running.The flying range is not high, and when excited, it can fly a little higher than the roof.In this way, I ran for a while, flew for a while, and couldn't stop at all.
In the end, I don’t know who brought a basin of water and splashed it all over my face. Finally, I stopped, a few strands of wet hair stuck to my face, and I spit out two sips of water from my mouth.When I finally calmed down, I looked at the person holding the basin in front of me, and she asked with concern: "Sir, are you feeling better?"
"Do you still have cigarettes?" I asked Yingniang.
"No more! No more!"
I clicked my mouth: "Well, the water is a bit salty, what kind of water?"
Uh~ yes, it's my footwashing water! "She blushed and stammered.
"Ah? Footwash? Cough cough!" I was startled and passed out.
In the dream, I saw the jade pendant I got from Heiwuchang. It became bigger and bigger, and finally became as big as a dining table.I was so scared that I hid far away, but when I walked, it followed me, and when I ran, it flew chasing me, and when I approached it, it stopped moving, oops!Interesting, slowly I came to it step by step.It shone brightly toward me, and I felt its kindness.Put your hand on it.Close your eyes, huh?How can there be a piano sound?Where did the sound of the piano come from?What a beautiful melody, makes people feel comfortable physically and mentally.Taking my hand away, I want to find the person who plays the piano.Huh?The sound of the piano is gone!I looked like smooth and moist white jade, and said softly: "Is that you? Is it your piano sound?"
Put your hand on the white jade again, and the piano sounded again.Just one song, I feel great all over.
Just when I was still intoxicated, a beautiful voice came through: "I am the owner of this jade pendant. My name is Lingxiu, a monk of the Xia Dynasty. Everyone in the world calls me 'Lingxiu Fairy'. I don't know about this jade pendant. Lingyu, who will fall into the hands of this month. This piece of jade is called 'Xia Mi'. I got it in Mengmi Mountain in the fifth year of Xia Kingdom. It is full of spiritual power and is a rare spiritual treasure. This jade is in the I have been around me for thousands of years, and I have refined it into a magic weapon. When I was going through the sixth catastrophe, my second apprentice tricked me, causing my soul to fly away. I injected the remaining bit of soul consciousness into the spirit jade. So there are still remnants, just because my long-cherished wish has not been fulfilled."
The voice sighed, and continued: "I have only accepted three apprentices in my life. The first disciple is named Wenyao, the second disciple is named Huiyao, and the third disciple is named Fuyao. The eldest disciple is honest and honest. Good, but not very talented; the second apprentice is talented, but his character is treacherous and cunning, and I have expelled him from the school and abolished his cultivation; although the third apprentice is excellent in character and talent, it is a pity that he died young. So I No one can inherit the cultivation of this body. Those who can get this jade are determined to be destined. Those who can hear the music of the piano are determined to be people with outstanding talents. Those who listen patiently are determined to be stable and elegant people, who can hear my voice If you wish to kowtow three times, you can be my disciple! Take the title of Xiaoyao. Be my third disciple (the second disciple has been expelled, and advance in line). I will pass on your mantle and give you tokens. You will abolish what you have learned in your previous life and start from scratch. If you don’t want to, it’s my life. I don’t know when and when I will meet someone who is destined to meet me again. Don’t talk to me, because I am just a wisp of remnants. I can only feel To the outside world, but can't hear it."
Immediately afterwards, there was another piece of piano sound, and then another piece of words just now.It seems to be a repeater, and I feel a little panicked!
After thinking about it, it's not just three kowtows, not a hundred, a thousand.Besides, I don't have any cultivation, so how can I say it's abandoned!Just as you wished, it was time to worship the ancestors.What if something good happens!
Duangduangduang, I respectfully knocked my head three times.
Looking up at Xiang Yupei again, the jade pendant burst out with a dazzling golden light, and the light slapped on me.Then I heard: "My wish is enough! I have injected the inner alchemy into your body, and all I have learned all my life is in the jade body. The reason why I didn't talk about the inner alchemy before is really a test."
There was a crisp clang, and a black jade ring fell in front of me. It looked like a carved wrench, but it was a little narrower than a wrench.
What is this dark playboy?keepsake?
"This is my token, and all monks' disciples should recognize it. I have made my wish, and I will go and leave! You should always remember-doing good deeds, practicing for a hundred years, is not as good as doing good for one day."
Then there was no sound.What did she say, the way to practice lies in Yu?I have studied the characters on the jade carefully before, and the result of the research is - no, I know, I know.
Picking up the black jade ring on the ground, climbed onto the jade as big as the table, and searched for a long time before finding the head, huh?Strange, I obviously didn't know this word before, but how can I understand it now?
"Use this to pass on my mantle—spiritual practice," Huh?How do you write your signature at the beginning?oh!What I found was the ending!Damn, forgot that ancient times read from right to left!
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"I have a grudge against you? Why do you want to kill me? Even if you die, you still want me to understand, don't you?" He tensed his body, looked at me firmly, and waited for my answer.
I hugged my arms and tilted my head: "Well~ I don't have any grudges, I just don't like you!"
"What? I don't like it? What's the reason?" He shouted in surprise.
"I'm too lazy to tell you, a vulgar person like you can't understand it. How about it? If you don't decide, I will kill you all." I said playfully.
At this time, a slippery man nodded and bowed to me and said, "Master, please forgive me. What you want, Liu Fang, has nothing to do with us. You can just take it. We dare not stop you." gave him a push. "Ma Feng, you ungrateful bastard!" A strong man stood up to protect Liu Fang and said to Youtou.I looked at him curiously and said, "Who are you?"
The burly man stiffened his neck, clenched his fists with both hands, and said in a loud voice, "You want to take care of it? Who are you? What are you going to do?"
"I'll fuck you big head ghost, you fucking won't ask anything else? Is it interesting to always ask? Huh? It seems that I talked too much, okay, if you don't want to die, just hand him over Bar!"
The strong man howled again: "Don't even think about it", "Oh? Really?" I bent down to pick up a stone as I spoke, and bounced it out without looking at it, only to hear a plop and the strong man collapsed on the ground There was no sound on the ground, but a lot of dust was stirred up.
"Brother Yuan Hao! You, what did you do to him? Didn't you just want my life? I will give it to you, but you must promise not to hurt other people." Liu Fang knelt on the ground and supported the collapsed The strong man spit at me angrily.
"Oh, it's nothing, I just asked him to be quiet for a while. What? Is there anyone else who is willing to stand up?" I waited for a while to see if anyone could intercede for him, but I was very disappointed.
"I said, how did your popularity get mixed up? There is no second one to stand in for you? It's really boring, come on, I won't play with you. I'm tired! I'm going to go back to sleep in the tent, and I'll toss this night That's enough, that's enough, you guys should leave too! Go back to sleep. By the way, those with cinnabar on their bodies should not go back to sleep in the big tent, and stand outside for me. You are already dead, and you are not qualified to enjoy the living Also, your name is Ma Feng, right? You can pack up and go home tomorrow morning. Remember not to come back again, otherwise I will beat you every time I see you. Your name is Liu Fang?! From now on, you can stay with me. The man named Yuan Hao or brother Yuan Hao in your arms will also come together, oh yes, and the boy you sent to report." I took off the mask while talking .
I have said such a long series of words, and they haven't reacted yet, I turned around and was about to leave, when I remembered that there were still a group of people lying on the ground, I kicked them: "Hey, hey, everyone went back to sleep Ah! It's very cold, don't get sick. Afterwards, when they figured out what happened, they all muttered in their hearts-it was you who kept people from sleeping in the house on a cold day and night, okay?
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☆、Two days before the royal hunt
Outside the tent: "Your Excellency, it's time for the military parade in two quarters of an hour (half an hour), and you should get up."
"Go away, let me sleep for another five minutes" I said reluctantly, covering my head with the quilt.
Off the tent, someone tilts his head thinking what '5 minutes' is?
Off the tent: "My lord, it's time for the military parade in another quarter of an hour (15 minutes). You really should get up. Today is the day to announce that it is not the result."
"What time is it?" My eyes are so dry and astringent ~ I can't open them!Nima, the one outside the door is like a timer, it's still off.
There was silence outside the door, because the man was thinking about what time meant, and with a work attitude of saying more, making mistakes, and making less mistakes, he kept silent.
"My lord, get up quickly! The soldiers are all standing in line, waiting for you!" The timer turned on the vibration mode, which dazzled me.
"Oh! It's alright, it's alright! I'll just get up! Get me a basin of water, and I'll wash my face." I just sat up, and lay down again after he left.
"My lord, the water is here. You can wash it!"
"How did you come back so fast? Your speed is calculated using the speed of light!" I sat up and took the wet face towel.
"My lord, the water has already been prepared."
After washing, he walked out without changing his clothes.
"My lord, you didn't change your clothes."
"You don't need to change it, this set is fine." Hehe, fortunately, I had prepared for it in advance. I expected that I would not be able to get up, and I didn't take off my night clothes last night at all.Haha, I'm so smart!
Because he was with me, I was bored on the road, so I chatted with him: "By the way, what's your name? I haven't seen you before."
"My lord, the younger one's name is Luhu." He was very polite.
"Ah? Land Rover! Then you must be very valuable! Haha! Is it a sika deer?" Hearing his name made me feel good.
"The answer to people is not the deer of the sika deer, but the road of the road."
"Huh? Is this surname among the hundreds of surnames? I'm really ignorant."
"Returning to my lord, what are the surnames of hundreds of families?"
"Huh? You don't even know the surnames of hundreds of families? Have you ever read a book?"
"Back to my lord, I went to a private school for a few years when I was a child, but later because there were too many younger siblings, the family had to pay rations and taxes, so I couldn't afford it." Hearing his tone, it was quite regrettable!
"By the way, my lord, are the hundred family surnames the books that record the surnames? Who wrote them? I don't read many books. Would you like to tell the younger ones? The younger ones are also very knowledgeable." Well, it's a very studious person.
"Hundreds of surnames, he is~" That's right, who made it up?Zhao Qiansun Li, I remembered that these hundred surnames were ordered by Zhao Kuangyin of the Song Dynasty, and put the Zhao surname first. Now it is the Tang Dynasty, no wonder people don't know it!So how do I tell him?
"Ahem! I'll tell you about this another day!" I straightened my collar to hide my embarrassment.
When we came to the drill ground, all the soldiers' eyes stopped on me, with different expressions.I stood still on the reading platform, Captain Yu knelt on one knee, clasped his fists and cupped his hands, and said, "My lord, my subordinates are ineffective in teaching me, please forgive me."
"Why did Captain Yu say that?" I asked knowingly.
"Last night, although my subordinate obeyed my lord's order and stayed in the tent and was not allowed to intervene, my subordinate was very clear about the affairs outside the tent. They disappointed my lord! It's all my subordinate's fault. This subordinate is sorry for my lord's trust." His voice trembled, obviously excited.
I held his arm with both hands, trying to lift him up, but he was very heavy!Or maybe he didn't want to get up.Helpless, I just bent down and lifted his arm and said, "Old Yu, I can't blame you for this. After all, they just reported it for a few days. They haven't had time to discipline them, so it has nothing to do with you! You have nothing to do! I I won't punish you!"
"My lord! This subordinate thinks it's embarrassing~" The word "shame" was said in tears.This is really too emotional!
"Quickly stop crying! Men don't cry easily." I helped him up and handed him a piece of black cloth—I used it to cover my face last night.
"Take a look! This is your lieutenant, your big brother, your senior! This old soldier with gray sideburns at the age of [-] is crying from shame because of what you did last night. How can you still return?" Do you have the face to face him?! I remember when we first met, I said, unite! In the past few days, I also told you that when you can’t beat the enemy, you must outwit and unite instead of compromise and betrayal! Have you eaten all these words with rice? You should kneel on the ground and kowtow to the Nantian Gate. Fortunately, last night was a test for you. If there is really a detailed work, you will report it at Hades now!"
Because the voice was too loud, the voice cracked a bit, and after a while, he said again: "You, you, you, and you, you guys, come to the front. The remaining more than 300 of you have each recorded once, and more than five Let me go home if you pass. From now on, every time you die, you will be demerited! It is enough for you to die five times!"
Then he said to the people in front: "Say out loud your names and ages. Start from left to right ~ report!"
"Here! My villain Liu Fang is seventeen years old." "My villain Yuan Hao is nineteen this year!" "Here I am, my villain Hou Tian (the monkey responsible for reporting last night) is 15 years old this year."
"Here, villain Yuen Biao (the first person who spotted me and fought with me last night), this year." "Here, villain Li Jingtang, this year is seventeen." "Here, villain Yuan Ke, eighteen."" The villain Wang Yuan, nineteen." . . . . (The rest are those who fought with me last night, so I won’t write them one by one)
"Okay Liu Fang, Yuan Hao, Hou Zi, you three will follow me like Lu Rover from now on. Yuan Biao, Li Jingtang, Yuan Ke, Wang Yuan, you four are centurions respectively. Wang Yuan, your team is short of people, I will make it up for you later. For the rest of Captain Yu, you divide them into corporal chiefs and special chiefs. That’s fine, I’ll leave the rest to you.”
"My lord, aren't positions assigned according to the results of the competition?" Old Yu was puzzled.
"Last night was the real competition! Let's do it!"
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☆, 47
After I ordered Lieutenant Yu to distribute the soldiers, I took Lu Hu, Liu Fang, Yuan Hao, and Hou Tian to the big tent.None of them spoke on the way, nor did I. I wanted to change when I arrived at the big tent, but today I found out that I didn’t put any extra casual clothes in the barracks. Maybe it’s because I haven’t stayed here for the past few days. !It's okay to wear this black clothes in your own barracks, but if you hit the street, will you be regarded as a thief or a killer?Uh~ After looking at it for a long time, all I can see is the shirt made by Zhenge.
I have no choice but to wear this.But I only wore the inner robe and a purple gauze (a set) outside, and I didn't wear the armor.After I changed my clothes, I led the four of them out and planned to go home. Brother Zhen said yesterday that the Tianjia will be hunting in the next two days. I will be allowed a day off today, and I will stay in the camp from tomorrow, waiting for you at any time Dispatch.Just going home today to pick up some change of clothes.
Walking out the gate of the barracks and walking on the street, I was in a good mood and saw everything pleasing to my eyes.Look here, look there, go shopping for a while, and buy some food and toys for the children.
"Roasted sweet potatoes, hot and roasted sweet potatoes! Hey, would you like one?" The old man who bought the sweet potatoes saw me staring at the sweet potatoes and grinned. "Old man, how do you sell sweet potatoes?" I smelled the sweet roasted sweet potatoes, and felt very kind. In my previous life, I liked roasted sweet potatoes the most. "The big ones cost two pennies, and the small ones cost one penny. How many would you like, Mr. Xiaolang?" I thought for a while and said, "Give me five big ones!" I wanted to buy a few more for my family. Yes, but when I think about it, it will be cold at home. If the baked sweet potato is cold, it will not taste good.
I gave ten cents to the sweet potato old man. The old man is also a loyal businessman, and he gave me a small one. He said enthusiastically: "Little old man, I sell roasted sweet potatoes here every day. You can eat it whenever you want to eat it." Come to the little old man, buy a lot, and the little old man will give you one! If you think it is delicious, you will be a repeat customer." "Okay old man! Thank you! See you later!" The old man nodded with a smile and said, "You Go slow!"
We turned around and were about to leave when something caught my clothes. I turned around and looked down. It turned out to be a little girl in ragged clothes. She was about seven or eight years old, with big watery eyes. With a thin, sallow face, small teeth biting his dry lower lip, eyebrows drooping, he looked at me timidly, and grabbed the corner of my clothes with the tip of his eldest mother and child and the index finger, seeing me looking towards She hurriedly took her hand back, hid it behind her and said, "My hands are not dirty, and I won't stain your clothes."
I smiled kindly and said, "It's okay, what's the matter with you?"
"I, I, I..." The little girl, I didn't say what she was going to do for a long time.I just stared at the oil-paper bag in my hand, where there were two sweet potatoes, one big and one small, and seeing her longing and timid eyes, I understood that the child was hungry.Looking at her disheveled hair, the child should be a beggar.
I knelt down and smiled and said to her, "Are you hungry? Want to eat sweet potatoes?"
"Yeah." She blushed and nodded, with tears of pleading in her eyes.I was moved by the tears in her eyes.
"Where is your family? Why is it just you? Where are your parents?" I asked her. "My father and mother passed away. My brother and I escaped from the village." The little girl's nostrils moved and she swallowed, presumably because of the smell of sweet potatoes.Seeing her appearance, I felt sore in my heart, and I handed the sweet potato in front of me: "Hey! Eat it!"
The little girl said in surprise: "Did you really give it to me?" "Really! Eat it!" I patted her head with my hand, and she stomped aside and said, "My hair is dirty!" "It's okay "I'm still kind.
"Take it quickly, it won't taste good when it gets cold." The little girl took the oiled paper bag, carefully placed it on her chest and covered it with both hands, then bowed to me and said, "Thank you sir, you will There will be good rewards!" Then he turned and ran away.How did this kid run away?Are you hungry?She, oh, yes, she also has a brother, and she went to find him.I followed her, and the four followed me, so we followed the little girl to a ruined temple in a row.Next to the broken statue of the God in the Earth Temple lay a dying little boy.
The little girl ran to him, knelt down and shook the boy's shoulders and said happily: "Brother, brother, get up quickly! I just met a kind gentleman who gave me two roasted sweet potatoes. Brother, you It smells delicious, get up quickly! Brother? Brother? Huh... Brother, why don't you make a sound! What's wrong with you?"
I thought badly, the child might be out of breath, so I hurried forward and probed his breath with my index finger, but luckily he is not dead, but if he is a gossamer, he might die soon, so I hugged the boy, yes The little girl said: "Your brother has passed out and needs to be treated quickly. You come with me, and I will take him to the medical officer." "Oh, thank you, sir." "Land Rover hugged the girl and followed me. "
We hurriedly found a medical officer: "Doctor, doctor, help me! This child is dying, hurry up!"
An old doctor came forward and said, "Don't worry, just put the child on the table and let me take a look."
He first probed his breath with his hand, then rolled his eyelids, felt his pulse again, then shook his head and said: "This child is hopeless, his breath is like a thread, and his pulse is like a thread. Qi Qi, even if the Immortal Da Luo came, he would not be able to save him." He shook his head while talking. "Doctor, please save my brother! My brother is not dead yet! He is still alive! He will not die! Please save her!"
"Hey! Girl! It's not that the old man refuses to give up on him, but that he is really helpless!"
"Okay, then I'll go to another house to see." I didn't give up. "It's the same wherever you go!" The old doctor shook his head and said.
This is what all the medical officers who left in succession said!This is the fifth hospital. After listening to the doctor's words, I completely gave up. It's really hopeless. "Hey! I think you are also a kind person. I advise you, it's useless, don't waste your time. If you can, help him buy a coffin and bury him properly!"
The little girl was very excited: "You are talking nonsense, my brother is not dead. He won't die! Brother woo woo, get up quickly and tell him you are not dead. woo woo woo~"
"Girl doll! Don't cry! Your brother's lifespan is over, and unless a god descends to earth, the Lord of the Underworld will not let him go!" (The computer is out of battery, let's write this first!)
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☆, crooked hit
Continuing from the text: The old doctor of Baohetang said to the little girl: "Girl baby! Don't cry! Your brother's lifespan is over. Unless the gods come down to earth, otherwise the king of hell will let him die in the third watch. How can he be allowed to wait until the fifth watch?" !"
The little girl stared at the old doctor with eyes full of tears for a long time, and then looked at me again. I shook my head helplessly at her and signaled her that there was nothing I could do. I had tried my best. The little girl let go He squeezed his hand in front of his chest, turned around and ran out, went out the door, knelt down on the ground with a plop, and kept kowtowing to the south (because people think that the place closest to the sky is the Nantian Gate), while He kowtowed and cried, crying and chanting, chanting: begging God to save his brother, begging the gods of the past to show kindness, begging Lord Yan Gao Neng to spare his brother.We didn't say anything, what can we say?Didn't stop her, what happened after stopping her ridiculous and pitiful behavior?
"God descends to earth? Oh, how is it possible? If gods are so easy to talk, there is no birth, old age, sickness and death in this world! There is no resentment for dying in vain!" I don't know who said such a sentence, which added to the already sad and depressed atmosphere. , making people more and more out of breath.The little girl's kneeling body froze, and she sat on the ground with a wow and burst into tears.
"I said, why are you so inhumane? My child is already suffering enough, yet you still talk sarcastic!" Yuan Hao shouted at the person who spoke.
"I'm just trying to wake her up and tell her not to do any more useless work. It's ridiculous to pray for God's mercy!" It was a young man in white who was speaking, and he was also a person with a story.
"Yuan Hao, bring the child here, don't be unreasonable, what he said is right!" I was thinking about whether I should try it.Maybe it could really save him?
"Brother, brother, wake up! Don't leave Yun'er behind! Yun'er has no parents, and he can no longer be without a brother. If brother really wants to leave, take Yun'er with him! Woooo Woooo~brother~" the girl cried while lying on top of the boy.
I stretched out my hand to detect the boy's breath again, the breath was still there, and there was hope, "Hold the girl and follow me." After I finished speaking, I picked up the boy and walked out quickly.After walking for a few blocks, I finally arrived home. I didn't have time to say hello to my family, so I took them straight to the hut in the woods in the backyard. This is my secret base.Put the children on the big round table, I let them go out, told Lu Rover to tell my family that I will live in the barracks for a few days from tomorrow, and asked Yingniang to prepare some clothes for me!
There were only me, the little girl and the little boy left in the room.I said to the little girl, "Maybe I can save your brother, but I'm not sure. Can you trust me?" The girl was like someone who was about to drown, suddenly grabbing at straws.Kneeling on the ground and grabbing the corner of my clothes, I raised my face and said, "I beg you to try! Whether you save the life or not, you are our benefactor, and we will repay you as cattle and horses for the rest of our lives!"
"Okay, don't say anything about repaying him. If I really save him, you will do more good deeds in the future! Just wait outside!"
The girl looked at her brother, and went out with tears in her eyes, full of hope, worry and gratitude.
I sent her out, and found that everyone was standing outside the door, including my two bastard apprentices. Xiao Tong waved at me and shouted: "Master, Master, you are back. When I was about to go out, I saw you rushing in with a group of people in a hurry, we all know, master, you are going to show your supernatural powers, aren't you?" I'm sweating!This bastard, how many times have I told him to keep a low profile!Why can't I remember?
I glared at him, and said to Zhou Huairen: "Keep his mouth shut!" Huairen, my big disciple, bowed to me as an apology.Said: "I'm sorry, master, my apprentice disciplined him well! Master, you are busy with your work!" After finishing speaking, he elbowed Xiaotong severely with his elbow.
Xiaotong was beaten for no reason, and he would be scolded later, maybe he would have to be punished at night. He had deep thoughts about this: "Why is it so difficult to flatter me these days?"well!It is difficult to be an apprentice!Being an apprentice's apprentice is even more difficult!Because, I'm just a grandson! '
"What are you all supposed to do? Go! I don't know when it will be over! Tell the servants to take the girl to eat, and then take a bath and change clothes!" After I finished speaking, I closed the door.
Inside the house, facing the boy's almost corpse body, I was a little overwhelmed.What should I do?Yes, find the elixir.After searching for a long time, there is no elixir to bring the dead back to life, longevity lock?Put it on for him first, so that he doesn't turn up before I can figure out a way.
Sure enough, after putting on the Longevity Lock, his breathing became much stronger, but he was still unconscious. I have never learned spells, but my life was lucky enough to take a lot of pills from Heiwuchang, and I also ate a lot of good things.By the way, I have eaten so many good things, should I also have spiritual power?Or mana?How to get lucky?Will reckless behavior lead to retrograde tendon and meridians, as described in martial arts novels, and go crazy?
☆, crooked hit
How to operate the spiritual power in the body?I still know some basic knowledge about acupoints and horses. After all, I have practiced kung fu since I knew how to walk in my previous life. People who practice kung fu have all learned these basic things.But knowing and using are two different things!How to do?Now there is no Baidu!I don't have a master, who should I ask?
After scratching my head for a while, suddenly my eyes lit up, by the way, my big apprentice has an ancient book on elementary practice!How could I forget this, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have let him go!Turn around and go to the outhouse, open the door and have a look, hey!Not only did this group of people not leave, but there were a few more, and all the parents came.
"Father, mother, why are you here too? Don't get sick in this cold winter, go back to the house quickly! There is still something to do, baby, I will go to pay your respects to your second elder after I am done with work. Huairen! You, you come, come I have something to tell you." After speaking to his parents, he waved to Zhou Huairen.Seeing me calling him, Huai Ren suddenly regained his energy, probably because he thought I would teach him something!
In the room, I pretended to be profound and asked him with a straight face: "Huai Ren, what level of cultivation have you reached now?"
Huairen returned respectfully: "Return to Master, this disciple is already a junior monk."
"Oh? Already a practitioner? Then why didn't I feel it?" I wasn't pretending, but my jade card really didn't respond. It was clearly written on the bamboo slip of the jade card, in When encountering a practitioner, the jade tablet will vibrate.Could it be that his cultivation base is too low?
Huairen was a little ashamed and a little flustered, thinking: "Could it be that I didn't practice properly?" ' hurriedly took out a very old book from his sleeve, held it in both hands and said to me: "Please take a look at it, the World Honored One, this is the book for disciples to practice, and disciples practice according to it. Recently, there have been many different books. What I understand, I wanted to ask Master for advice, but you were too busy, my apprentice was afraid of disturbing Master, so I practiced on my own. Now I can run Zhou Tian, according to the book, this apprentice should be regarded as a junior monk .Master, please show me."
Ah!Before I opened my mouth, he couldn't hold his breath.
I took the book and said: "As a teacher, I just help you refer to it, the book is still yours! As a teacher, it will not be confiscated!"
"I don't dare to think that way, even if it's dedicated to Master, it doesn't matter, anyway, I'm practicing with you, World Honored One!"
"You are generous! Well, let me take a look, and I will discuss it with you after I finish reading it! See if you practiced wrong!"
"Good master, then, what about this child? Isn't it about to die?"
"He! It's all right now! I'll keep him alive! Don't die, don't worry! Well, don't bother me!"
After reading for a long time, I finally finished a book, and it was almost dark. In fact, this book is not very thick, and the content is not very complicated. The whole book is divided into three parts. The first one is about geomantic omen; The first chapter is about face reading, palmistry, and numerology; the third chapter is about spiritual power (that is, real cultivation). Chapter 1: It talks about the gathering of acupoints and aura in the whole body; Chapter 2: It talks about opening the eyes of the sky, moving around the sky, and how to use aura to open up the acupoints in the whole body and sort out the tendons. Chapter 3: It talks about how to use aura to upgrade and fight monsters! (Very low-level ghosts! Commonly known as ghost catchers.) I mainly read the chapter on spiritual power.In fact, you can finish reading the chapter on spiritual power in half an hour.But I read and learned at the same time, and when I finished reading and learning, half a day passed.
Huh~ After taking a long breath, I feel refreshed, my senses are broadened, my consciousness is abundant, my tendons are stretched, and my acupuncture points are fully accessible.Yes, I have opened up the meridians of my whole body, and I have been running Zhou Tian, and the speed is super fast.Feeling good, I was also in a good mood, I raised the corners of my lips, and looked at Master Huairen with a smile.His eyes were dull, staring like a cow, and his mouth was opened wide enough to stuff two eggs, a steamed bun and a bowl of porridge.Pointing to the top of my head, I kept shaking, as if I had Parkinson's.There is a sound of ah ah in the throat.
"I said, why do you look like you have seen a ghost? Or are you bewitched? Or have you had a stroke? Okay, talk like a human being!" I really couldn't figure out what he wanted to do!Don't bother wasting my mind reading skills.
"Master, master, master, master, master..." He taught for a long time without saying a word.
"You just died! Are you cursing me? Isn't it just to read your book? As for cursing your master, am I dead? Give it, give it back to you. Tell you, don't be an example. If you dare to curse the master, I will drive you out of the teacher." Well, I admit, I feel guilty, firstly, I have no skills, secondly, I really want to learn secretly, thirdly!Without these two bastards, my life will be easier.
"No, master, it's your head, boss."
"Your head! Are you still cursing people?" I got angry.
"No! Oh! Master, you wait." Speaking of this, he, an old man with old arms and legs, was looking around the house in a panic, and he didn't know what he was looking for?
"What's the matter? Are you looking for something to hit me? Or are you going to demolish my house?" I saw that he was angry and funny.Come on, I'd better listen to what he's thinking!
"Where's the mirror? Where's the mirror?" Oh, what is he doing looking in the mirror?
"Hey! The mirror is in the drawer, what do you want the mirror for?" I asked him curiously.
"Ah! Here, I found it! Master, master, look." He pointed the mirror at my head.
"Look, what are you looking at? I have flowers on my face!" I glanced at the mirror inadvertently, which made me jump up in fright, and snatched the mirror and looked at it: "This, this, this, it's burning, it's on fire My God! My head is smoking! What can I do? My head is smoking!" After running around the room with the mirror, I rushed out the door and walked towards the yard. I ran to the water tank in the house, patted the green smoke on my head, and ran all over the yard, just like the chimney of a train. After searching for a long time, I couldn't find the water tank. Why couldn't I see it when I was looking for it?
"Shui Shuishui, find water for me." I shouted as I ran, and the people in the yard were in a mess. Some were chasing me, some were looking for water, and some asked Wang Huairen what happened.Anyway, how messy it is.
I ran faster and faster, faster and faster, and even flew up while running. I didn't fly manually like a god, but I covered my head with my hands while running.The flying range is not high, and when excited, it can fly a little higher than the roof.In this way, I ran for a while, flew for a while, and couldn't stop at all.
In the end, I don’t know who brought a basin of water and splashed it all over my face. Finally, I stopped, a few strands of wet hair stuck to my face, and I spit out two sips of water from my mouth.When I finally calmed down, I looked at the person holding the basin in front of me, and she asked with concern: "Sir, are you feeling better?"
"Do you still have cigarettes?" I asked Yingniang.
"No more! No more!"
I clicked my mouth: "Well, the water is a bit salty, what kind of water?"
Uh~ yes, it's my footwashing water! "She blushed and stammered.
"Ah? Footwash? Cough cough!" I was startled and passed out.
In the dream, I saw the jade pendant I got from Heiwuchang. It became bigger and bigger, and finally became as big as a dining table.I was so scared that I hid far away, but when I walked, it followed me, and when I ran, it flew chasing me, and when I approached it, it stopped moving, oops!Interesting, slowly I came to it step by step.It shone brightly toward me, and I felt its kindness.Put your hand on it.Close your eyes, huh?How can there be a piano sound?Where did the sound of the piano come from?What a beautiful melody, makes people feel comfortable physically and mentally.Taking my hand away, I want to find the person who plays the piano.Huh?The sound of the piano is gone!I looked like smooth and moist white jade, and said softly: "Is that you? Is it your piano sound?"
Put your hand on the white jade again, and the piano sounded again.Just one song, I feel great all over.
Just when I was still intoxicated, a beautiful voice came through: "I am the owner of this jade pendant. My name is Lingxiu, a monk of the Xia Dynasty. Everyone in the world calls me 'Lingxiu Fairy'. I don't know about this jade pendant. Lingyu, who will fall into the hands of this month. This piece of jade is called 'Xia Mi'. I got it in Mengmi Mountain in the fifth year of Xia Kingdom. It is full of spiritual power and is a rare spiritual treasure. This jade is in the I have been around me for thousands of years, and I have refined it into a magic weapon. When I was going through the sixth catastrophe, my second apprentice tricked me, causing my soul to fly away. I injected the remaining bit of soul consciousness into the spirit jade. So there are still remnants, just because my long-cherished wish has not been fulfilled."
The voice sighed, and continued: "I have only accepted three apprentices in my life. The first disciple is named Wenyao, the second disciple is named Huiyao, and the third disciple is named Fuyao. The eldest disciple is honest and honest. Good, but not very talented; the second apprentice is talented, but his character is treacherous and cunning, and I have expelled him from the school and abolished his cultivation; although the third apprentice is excellent in character and talent, it is a pity that he died young. So I No one can inherit the cultivation of this body. Those who can get this jade are determined to be destined. Those who can hear the music of the piano are determined to be people with outstanding talents. Those who listen patiently are determined to be stable and elegant people, who can hear my voice If you wish to kowtow three times, you can be my disciple! Take the title of Xiaoyao. Be my third disciple (the second disciple has been expelled, and advance in line). I will pass on your mantle and give you tokens. You will abolish what you have learned in your previous life and start from scratch. If you don’t want to, it’s my life. I don’t know when and when I will meet someone who is destined to meet me again. Don’t talk to me, because I am just a wisp of remnants. I can only feel To the outside world, but can't hear it."
Immediately afterwards, there was another piece of piano sound, and then another piece of words just now.It seems to be a repeater, and I feel a little panicked!
After thinking about it, it's not just three kowtows, not a hundred, a thousand.Besides, I don't have any cultivation, so how can I say it's abandoned!Just as you wished, it was time to worship the ancestors.What if something good happens!
Duangduangduang, I respectfully knocked my head three times.
Looking up at Xiang Yupei again, the jade pendant burst out with a dazzling golden light, and the light slapped on me.Then I heard: "My wish is enough! I have injected the inner alchemy into your body, and all I have learned all my life is in the jade body. The reason why I didn't talk about the inner alchemy before is really a test."
There was a crisp clang, and a black jade ring fell in front of me. It looked like a carved wrench, but it was a little narrower than a wrench.
What is this dark playboy?keepsake?
"This is my token, and all monks' disciples should recognize it. I have made my wish, and I will go and leave! You should always remember-doing good deeds, practicing for a hundred years, is not as good as doing good for one day."
Then there was no sound.What did she say, the way to practice lies in Yu?I have studied the characters on the jade carefully before, and the result of the research is - no, I know, I know.
Picking up the black jade ring on the ground, climbed onto the jade as big as the table, and searched for a long time before finding the head, huh?Strange, I obviously didn't know this word before, but how can I understand it now?
"Use this to pass on my mantle—spiritual practice," Huh?How do you write your signature at the beginning?oh!What I found was the ending!Damn, forgot that ancient times read from right to left!
Content ([-] words omitted here)
call!Finally finished reading it.The above teaches the formulas for practicing inner alchemy.There are also some uses of magic, by
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