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In the future, my Dong'er will have to bother you when she says she wants to marry her! "
"Oh! How do you say this? Since my old sister can trust me, I will definitely tell you the best! My wife, Wang, dare not say anything else, but I dare to pat my chest for this character. I introduced it to you. The ladies and gentlemen are all very good-looking. Look at the old lady. These two girls have good looks, round but not fat, good-bred, elegant and not artificial, soft and gentle voices, and diligent and courteous. Although she is not a daughter of a great family, she is also a jade from a small family. Although she is a concubine, there are servants in the family. This Miss Qiu's father is the magistrate of Qingyuan County not far from the city. This Miss Hu's elder brother is our Chang'an government office. The parents of these two families asked Nu’s family to be a matchmaker, and they said that even if the family was reluctant because they admired Li Xianggong’s demeanor, they would be willing to be a concubine for you.”
She opened and closed her mouth and talked about a big car.
Mother was a little moved, Dad closed his eyes and had nothing to do with him, the old god was there.Yingniang looked at the two girls, then looked at me, and sat beside me without making a sound, but she was thinking a lot in her heart.The two children are still very ignorant and don't understand what the adults are saying.
Seeing that my mother was a little shaken, I said first: "Since the family is reluctant, wouldn't it be better to find a good family near our home to be the main wife?" My tone was very firm, so I didn't mean to be joking.
The matchmaker thought to herself, "This Li Xianggong, I just want to raise the girls' status by saying this. Although they are concubines, they are very valued by the family."You better take it out of context.Didn't you like it?Or are you too small-minded to pick on me? '
But he said: "What did Xianggong say? It is because he is reluctant to find a good family for his daughter, isn't it? Although the concubine's room is not as good as the main room, it depends on who will be the concubine's room, right? So I'm not here to match you coming!"
"Then I thank Mama Wang first, and I won't go around in circles with you anymore. To tell you the truth, I don't want to take a concubine, thank you for your kindness." I didn't want to talk to her anymore, so I just said it straight.
"Young master, you don't like the slave family?" The girl surnamed Hu looked at me and said.
The matchmaker looked at her and at me to the right, rolled her eyes and closed her mouth to listen to us.
"Miss misunderstood, even if it is a girl from another family who came to the blind date today, Li also said the same thing, not against the two girls, but I have no intention of taking concubines. I also invite the two young ladies, Haihan." I stood up and clasped my fists slightly. A salute to apologize.
The corners of Yingniang's lips were slightly curved, trying to restrain herself from being seen by her mother-in-law, but she couldn't hide the smile on her lips.
The girl bit her lip, perhaps feeling very embarrassed, and said, "Then you won't take concubines in the future?"
"Well, it should be like this!" I pretended to think for a while.
"I hope it is as the son said. If it is true, then there will be another good story in Tang Dynasty, and the little girl will leave. I will go first, Wang Matchmaker. Sister Qiu, will you go?" Very strong.
"The little girl is leaving too." The two girls are leaving, what is her matchmaker doing here?She gave a salute with an embarrassed smile: "The slave family sent the two young ladies back, and also said goodbye. If you need the slave family in the future, feel free to ask someone to find the slave family."
"Those three walk slowly, I won't see you off. Tao'er will lead the way for the three guests."
"Miss Taoer, Mr. Li and Mrs. Li must have a very good relationship!" Matchmaker Wang asked as they walked.
"Yes!" Tao'er didn't say much.
"Oh! Your wife is really lucky!" the matchmaker sighed.
In the room: My mother asked me: "What you said is true? You won't take concubines in the future?" She glanced at Ying Niang when she was talking, she probably thought it was Ying Niang who said something to me.
"Well, my son is very happy now. Isn't it good that our family is like this? If two more people come in, it will be a restless and disturbed family. Isn't it asking for trouble? Besides, our family has only entered Chang'an City. The most important thing is to stand firm, with a knife on the head of the color, mother, as the saying goes: wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes the bone. Mother, how many more knives do you want your son to marry?" I joked He looked at his mother and asked her.
"Okay, mother can't tell you, anyway, this is your own business, you can handle it yourself. As long as you give me more grandchildren, I don't care if you marry a concubine or not!" The old lady's eyes widened. Close, waved his hand.
"My lord, General Li sent someone to deliver a letter." The concierge handed over a letter, and I opened it. It said: My dear brother, the sage is going to go hunting in the Western Mountains in the next few days. Brother Yu leads troops to guard, If your home affairs are over, report to the barracks, I hope you will return to the team as soon as possible to help Brother Yu———From brother Mu Bai.
☆, and then take the pill of washing marrow
After reading Brother Li's letter, I nodded and said to the guard: "Has the messenger left?"
"If you go back to the master, you didn't leave, but sat and drank tea in the porter! Said to wait for the master to answer!"
"Well! Alright, tell him to go back and call the general, and tell him that I will return to the barracks tomorrow!" I put the letter in my sleeve, and waved my hand to signal him to go down.
I turned around and said to the elders: "Father, Mother, Brother Li told me to go back to the barracks. My son decided to go tomorrow. I may be busy in the next few days. You can help me at home. If there is anything, send someone to find me. Ying Niang The family will be handed over to you."
"Son! You must be careful yourself! There are no eyes in this barracks. I hope that there will be no war in our Tang Dynasty. So that my son can live a safe life!" Mother looked at me worriedly.
"Mother, you don't have to worry. The eldest brother said that I went to the barracks to be an instructor and train recruits. There will be no danger."
"Teacher! What kind of official is that?" the old woman asked curiously.
"Eh~ This kid doesn't know either!"
"Why do you ask so many questions! Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, so you should not copy your mind!" The old man took out the letter cigarette bag and filled it with shredded tobacco, and said to his mother.
"You bastard, I care about my son and ask you to take care of it! You smoke again, what will happen if you smoke one less bag?" The old woman looked at the old man with disgust.
"I'm smoking my pipe, what's bothering you?" The old man rolled his eyes, took out a fire bag from his pocket, and blew on it vigorously, blowing out sparks.
"Father, smoking is not good for the lungs, and it will damage the child. The child is young, and the smell of smoke for a long time is not good for the throat and nose. In severe cases, they may even lose their sense of smell. During the voice change period, it is easy to become a hoarse voice."
"What? It's so serious? Then stop smoking, stop smoking." As he said, the old man extinguished the fire pocket and put it back in his arms.
"Hmph! Old man, my son must be able to cure you." The old woman squinted at her father proudly.
"I'll go to the guest room first and talk to my apprentice." Then I stood up and walked out.
In the corridor of the East Wing, I heard Xiaotong's voice, "Master, the master is here. I'll go to meet you."
As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw Zhou Botong's big smiling face, bared his big white teeth, stretched out his hand to support me and said with a smile, "Master, your old man is here! Master and I have made another breakthrough recently!"
I looked at him amusedly: "I'm not old yet, why are you meddling with me. Tell me, is there any breakthrough?"
"Well, my master has gone to hell!" Xiaotong said exaggeratedly.
"What? What the hell? Our yard isn't clean?" My boss asked him with wide-eyed eyes.
"No, my master went to practice in the forest in the west yesterday, but it was already dark in the blink of an eye. On the way back, he met a wandering soul. At first, the master thought he was dazzled! I asked the master ghost Well, he said he only saw a dark shadow floating in the woods."
It turns out that the eyes of the sky are opened, and you can see what ordinary people can't see.This is not a good thing, what if he finds out that I am a dead body?Thinking of this, I took back the foot that had just stepped into the threshold, turned around and walked back.
"Master, why did you leave?" Zhou Huairen chased out without knowing.
"Ah? Oh, I suddenly remembered that there are some things I can't do. By the way, I'm going to the military camp tomorrow. If I have something to do, come to the camp to find me. I'll go first."
Back in the bedroom, I sat on the bed with lingering fears, thinking: "This pill of washing marrow is too powerful. They only took one and then slowly started to practice. Then I took so many elixirs, why did I lose weight?" The five senses are sensitive, and the strength has become stronger.Nothing else has changed?Could it be because I was a ghost when I ate it, not flesh?How about I try another one?If I can practice cultivation, I don't have to be afraid of being seen through by an expert to take away my soul in the future! '
"Come here, prepare water, I want to take a bath."
Although the maids and servants were curious about what kind of bath to take in broad daylight, no one dared to say anything.People who are rich and self-willed can wash it if they want to!
☆, then take the pill of washing marrow
Sitting in the bathtub filled with hot water, I took out the marrow washing pill from the jade tablet.I closed my eyes and waited for the reaction. After a while, I only felt sweat coming out of my body, and I could even clearly feel the contraction of every capillary on my body. I held my breath and buried my head in the water.Each hair follicle of the three thousand strands of hair is emitting greasy liquid.The pores on the face are also letting out the old and letting in the new.
It didn't take long for me to feel like I was out of my body. I lost consciousness and passed out. Please note that my entire body is in the water.After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, he suddenly opened his eyes, rushed out of the water, and gasped for air: "Hoo~Hoo~Hoo~ Oh my god, I'm choking to death. Huh~ Is this water? This is ink Come on! How many toxins must there be in this body!"
With a splash, I got out of the water and put on my nightgown: "Come and change the water."
"It's the master." The servants stared at the bucket of black water, but no one dared to say anything.
The two young men in the water room outside the house were discussing, "Hey, tell me, our master just took a bath yesterday, and he's taking a bath again today. If you like it clean, you can just wash it, but this water?" Talking about the master behind his back? Maybe it’s because the master spilled the ink and got it in the water.” “Also, the master washes from morning to night~ what’s going on?” “What do you care about?”
I heard it clearly in the room, shook my head and smiled, no, wash from morning to night?Opened the back window to see, isn't it? The sun has already set.It should be You time in the afternoon (after [-] o'clock), how could I hold my breath in the water for such a long time?This is not scientific!But returning the soul from a dead body is also unscientific. Is it the effect of the elixir?By the way, the Golden Scale Inner Alchemy, I swallowed the Golden Scale Inner Alchemy, when I swallowed it, I almost choked.Qilin should be the three sacrificial animals of water, road and air.So I am not afraid of water, and I can hold my breath in water for a long time.Haha, as expected, the impurities in the mortal body must be washed away to play the role of the elixir.
This is when the servants have prepared new hot water. After dismissing the servants, I took a bath again, washed off the remaining impurities on my body, changed into my robes and went to the front hall for dinner. I felt refreshed on the road. Incomparable.
After dinner, Yingniang and I stayed with the two children and went back to the house. There was no way the children insisted on sleeping with us.
At the beginning of Haishi in the evening, the two children were tired from playing and had gone to bed. Yingniang prepared my clothes for tomorrow without saying a word. Seeing that she was unhappy, I hugged her from behind and whispered to her ear: "What's the matter? I'm just going to work in the military camp, not to fight, and I still come back to sleep at night, don't worry."
After waiting for a long time, Yingniang still didn't make a sound, but the back of my arms around her was wet, I held her shoulders and turned her around, she actually cried.Sighing in my heart, I held her in my arms and coaxed her softly: "Why are you crying! It's not life and death."
"Bah, bah, bah! Stop talking nonsense, it's unlucky." Yingniang spit out a few mouthfuls in a hurry.
"Hehe, you! The ladies know that their husbands are fighting for a future, and they are all happy and honored, but you are so lucky that you still cry."
"They are them, I am me, I would rather you be a farmer or a merchant, and you don't have to walk on the tip of a knife all day long." Yingniang whispered while tugging on my lapel.
"Why is the lady pulling on her husband's collar, but she wants to do Zhougong's ceremony?" I said, picking her up and walking to the arhat bed behind the screen.I don't want to entangle her with work issues, so I simply have some healthy exercises to divert her attention.
After a lot of passion we went back to bed with the two children sleeping opposite each other.
The author has something to say: let’s update these today!The author has just returned from a business trip, and his eyes hurt so much, he needs to close the curtain and rest his eyes.By the way, the author's eyes are not very good!Always stings!If you look at the computer for a long time, you will not be able to keep your eyes open!Are there any ophthalmology students among the readers?Give some maintenance prescriptions!
☆, barracks report
The next morning, I woke up just after dawn. I wanted to get up gently to change clothes and wash, not wanting to wake up Yingniang, but in fact Yingniang got up early, looking at the two children who were sleeping soundly. Face, couldn't help kissing.
"Sir, the toiletries are all ready, and breakfast is on the table." Yingniang said in a low voice.
Me: "Why do you get up so early, let the servant girl prepare these things. In such a cold day, go back to bed and sleep for a while."
Ying Niang took the clothes and said: "I have to prepare it myself to rest assured. I will change your clothes for you."
I took the clothes and said, "I can just wear them myself. I am neither stupid nor disabled. From now on, I can just wear the clothes myself. Go and sleep for a while."
Yingniang picked up the belt again and prepared to tie it on me: "I can't sleep anymore, you, I'm a woman, do you understand me! When are you going to report?"
I stretched out my hands and let Ying Niang fiddle with: "Go after dinner, it's better to be early than late."
At this time, Yingniang seemed to think of something suddenly: "By the way, Brother Li sent someone to send a sign yesterday afternoon. It was said to be a badge for the barracks. With it, you can enter and leave the barracks at any time. I thought I would give it to you yesterday, but I heard the servant said that you were taking a bath and ordered that no one should disturb you, so I forgot about it."
Take a look at this round bronze medal, one side is engraved with a large "Ling" character, and there are some patterns around it, and one side is engraved with three columns of small characters "Da Tang Youwei Army Shensheying; Tianzi Ershiyi No. [-]; Emperor's Edict" bronze medal. 'There is also a small threading hole on the top of the bronze medal.
God!Why did Brother Li give me such an important token?I cautiously put the token in my pocket.
Turning around, she said to her mother, "You just need to know about this, and don't announce it to the outside world."
After breakfast, he left the house under Yingniang's instructions.
Although it is very cold in the morning of the twelfth lunar month, the streets are still very lively. The eaters are breathing hot white air, the hawkers are hawking, the common people are asking for advice and bargaining, and the students are rushing to school with their textbooks. , All kinds of voices are endless.
I finally arrived at the gate of the barracks marching on the right. There were two soldiers guarding the gate. I stood up straight in front of soldier A, clasped my fists and said politely: "Brother, I am here to report to the barracks. Please help inform Li General, just say that Li Mubai is asking to see you."
The soldier looked me up and down, and then said loudly: "Are you looking for General Li? Is there a name card?"
"Ah, I really don't have this one!" I said embarrassedly.
"Are you here to report?" He asked again.
"Exactly." I replied.
"Since you are here to report and there is no name post, you still want to see our general? You are not the first one who wants to go through the back door these days. Did you see that over there? Yes, it is the place with long queues, you Go there and wait in the row, and when you arrive, the officers and soldiers will ask you what you answer, and then you will sign and then you will be allocated a barracks.”
"Ah? No, you misunderstood me. I'm not a recruit." Knowing that he mistook me for a recruit who came to join the army, I explained.
"Isn't it a recruit? You still come to report. If you have a name card, you still want to see our general. I think you are here to make trouble!" The soldier had lost his patience.
The recruits lining up not far away were about to watch my commotion, some scoffed at me, some laughed and commented, "That man kicked a nail when he wanted to go through the back door." 'Someone was calling me in a low voice, telling me to line up in the past, don't mess with the veterans.Anyway, I have now become a joke or a talking point in their boredom during the queue.
Seeing that I couldn't explain clearly to him, I took out the badge that Brother Li gave me, and held it up in front of him. The soldier immediately became serious when he saw the token.He clasped his fists and saluted and said: "Soldier Fu Hu has seen the officer, please forgive me if I offended you just now. Why didn't the officer take out the badge earlier."
This man is straightforward. Before I could speak, he saw a soldier in armor running towards me. As soon as he saw me, he laughed and said, "Oh, Brother Li, you came so early. The general ordered his subordinates to come down and wait for you at the door." I just went to the latrine just now. What are you still doing, why don’t you get out of the way! Do you want to eat army sticks?” The person who came was Li Zhen’s bodyguard.
"Hey, forget it, don't blame them. If the gate of the barracks is so easy to enter, it's not a good thing! Don't you think so?" I said with a smile.
The recruits who lined up were surprised when they saw the reversal of the plot, and privately discussed, "What kind of official position is this person?"I laughed at him just now, so I won't be seen by him, right? ;It's okay, I just helped him out loud, will he remember me, and will he promote me in the future? '
In the general's tent
Li Zhen: "Hahaha, dear brother, you were actually blocked from the door? Brother Yu gave you a token, why don't you use it?"
I chuckled: "Hey, didn't I want to show you, Big Brother, that the soldiers guarding the gate are incompetent!"
"The result?" He looked at me funny.
"Alas! It's just a response—it's hard for a scholar to meet a soldier." I pretended to say pitifully.
"Hey hey hey~ Inappropriate words, inappropriate words! Are you a scholar? You should be a magic soldier who meets an axis soldier. I can't explain why. Hahahaha~" Li Zhen clapped his hands and laughed.
"Hehe~hehe~" I said hehe.
☆, I wish all readers a happy Year of the Goat
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☆, military prestige
After joking and joking for a while, Li Zhen handed me a set of military uniforms from his side, and said with a smile, "My dear brother, this set of armor was tailor-made for you by Brother Yu, and it was just delivered this morning. You can try it on." How about a try?"
I took the heavy silver armor with both hands: "It's so beautiful, thank you brother! I'll put it on right now, it must be very suitable!"
Li Zhen pointed at the armor in my hand with his index finger and smiled: "I specially asked someone to make a silver one for you, to match your silver back bow."
"Brother, you are so kind to me, how can I repay you!"
"Hey, what repayment do you say, you and I are loyal brothers! Brother believes that if you and I switch identities, you will treat me the same!"
I was very moved. When I came to this familiar yet unfamiliar Datang, Li Zhen was the second person who treated me sincerely. If there was no such a loyal brother, would my life still be very difficult? !Still confused? !
"Brother! Don't say anything! You are kind to brother, brother will remember it!"
"Good brother! Quickly try to see if it fits you well?" Li Zhen patted my shoulder with some strength. This strength means brother, I love you very much!
The inner garment and gauze of this armor are said to be purple, silver and purple match very well, and it is very eye-catching after wearing it. I am as happy as I was when I was a child and an adult bought new clothes for the New Year.Touch here, look there.
The eldest brother clapped his hands and applauded: "Wow, wow! I didn't see it, you are still a clothes hanger, this body really suits you! Hmm! Not bad, not bad! You have the style of a general! It really is that Buddha relies on gold clothes and people rely on clothes."
I scratched the back of my head embarrassingly: "Hey, brother still has eyesight. By the way, brother, will I wear this for military training from now on?"
"Yes! If it gets hot, take off the armor and wear an inner robe (the inner robe here is not pajamas, but a robe that can be worn alone.) The inner robe has sleeves, waist, and trouser legs, and practice exercises Very convenient."
"By the way, big brother, I'm a coach, so who will take care of me?"
"You are directly under my control. Otherwise, why would you wear this silver armor? Armor is not something anyone can wear! There are official ranks!"
"Ah? Brother, if I am like this, will someone gossip!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Who dares to say it! Besides, although you are an instructor now, do you believe that my brother will make you a general in two days?"
"General? How is it possible?" I asked suspiciously.
"Hey, just wait for the promotion! Brother! Go now, brother will take you to your training ground."
Although I was puzzled, I didn't ask too much. When I should know, I would naturally know.
We drove side by side, originally I thought that this is a military camp after all, and I should walk behind him, but he refused and insisted on walking side by side.We walked in the barracks on horseback, and he pointed to every place and told me the name and purpose of a place.
Finally arrived at the shooting camp.
"Brother, we're here!" He got off his horse and took the reins, and I also got off my horse and followed him into the magic shooting camp.
The soldiers standing neatly on the coaching field of the Shenshe Battalion are all energetic and excited.My eldest brother and I stood on the soldiers counting platform, and looking down, there were probably three to four hundred people.
This is a soldier coming up, whose clothes are slightly different from those of the soldiers below. He knelt on one knee, cupped his fists and lowered his head, and said loudly: "General Qi has organized the recruits neatly. There are a total of 370 six people, all of whom are innocent, physically fit, and strong-armed, and there are currently 370 six people waiting for orders from the general."
"Very good! Captain Yu, let me introduce you. This is Li Mubai, the coach newly appointed by the general. He is a sharp shooter! I will ask him to teach archery to recruits. You are now accompanying me from the ninth rank. Captain Rong, he is Captain Xuanjie of the Eighth Grade, and during this period, the Shenshe Battalion listened to him."
"Yes, this subordinate takes orders!" He saluted me again as he said that, "This subordinate has been with Yu Xiu, the captain of the army at the ninth rank, and I have seen you before, if you have anything to do in the future, just tell your subordinates."
"Lieutenant Yu, please get up quickly, I will rely on you more in the future!" I held his arm with both hands and lifted him up. "
"The subordinates will definitely do their best to live up to the expectations of the general and your lord."
"Okay! If you have anything to say, you can talk about it in private later. By the way, Lao Yu, Mu Bai doesn't stay in the barracks at night, and you have to watch what's going on here at night." After Li Zhen gave his instructions, he turned to the following The recruit shouted: "Brothers, I am Li Zhen, the general of the Tang Dynasty. Since you have entered Li Tang's right guard, you are my brother Li Zhen. Then let me ask you, brother, where are you from?" (There are answers to the place names of your hometown below, and some say they are from the Tang Dynasty.) Well, no matter where you are from or where you came from, you are still the people of our Tang Dynasty.Datang is our home and our mother. If a foreign thief wants to occupy our home and kill our mother, what should we do? (All the people below were very angry and said to kill them and drive them out,,,) Okay, then, do you have weapons in your hands?Maybe take up arms?Can you use weapons?How many of you have martial arts?How many people are invulnerable?Now that we have self-knowledge, what should we do?You have to practice hard. Some people complain that practicing every day is miserable, but when it comes to the battlefield, when your enemy is stronger than you, stronger than you, skilled in bow and horse, and better in martial arts than you, you will I regret that I didn't train myself well. In order to make all of you good soldiers and good generals, I invite you a sharpshooter who can hit every shot. He is a veteran. His name is Li Mubai. He participated in the Battle of Tuyuhun and saved Ben will die.And in the past few days, I don’t know if you have heard that there was a young man in Qingfengling outside Chang’an City who wiped out an entire pack of wild wolves. What did he rely on?It is his bravery and wisdom and the most important thing is his good arrows.You are blessed, he will be your coach in the future.Come to Mubai to shout something to your soldiers. "
"Brothers, I just want to say a few words, please remember: first, if you want to live on the battlefield, if you want to make contributions, don't sneak, cheat, or complain when you are training. If you are ruthless, it is to protect you. Second, it doesn’t matter if some people have a long life and don’t want to live. Please don’t drag others to die with you, so no cliques are allowed in the barracks. Third, please remember that the duty of a soldier is to obey orders. Please. Remember and abide by the military regulations. Fourth, let me tell you a very unfortunate news. I am a devil coach. In order to give you more chances of winning on the battlefield, I will try my best to train you. Don’t think that I am just talking, I will never be soft, because you are my soldiers, and I have to be responsible for my soldiers. Fifth, if you feel that you cannot do the above points, I advise you not to be soldiers, go home to farm and have children! This is a man The battlefield does not need cowards!"
The people below looked at me seriously, and said in unison, "This subordinate takes orders!"
It's such a great feeling!Shouting made my blood boil, my scalp exploded, and my face was flushed.
The author has something to say: Readers, please don’t be serious about the official ranks. The author checked the specific names of the official ranks in the Tang Dynasty on the Internet. If you are curious, you can check it.If the requirements are not strict, just let it go, anyway, the author of the official position will mark it clearly!
☆、Night test
After ordering soldiers, Li Zhen has business to leave first, and me~ hehe, I turned on the coaching mode!
Anyway, my young master, I also grew up in the martial arts gym in my previous life. On the spotting platform, I said to Lao Yu, "Have they formed a team yet?"
"Return to your lord, the recruits have just reported for duty and have not yet been assigned."
"Okay, then let five of them form a team, four teams make a tenure, and twenty warriors make a hundred soldiers. Use the competition of martial arts and intelligence to choose the leader of the army, leader of the army, and leader of the centurion. Now the competition begins. In five days, you help me pick out the best soldiers, and I will supervise them and determine their positions as appropriate. I will leave this important task to you, and I believe you will not let me down!"
"Yes! This subordinate will definitely not disappoint you. I will do my best to pick out the best talents." Old Yu said solemnly.
"Yeah!" I nodded to him, and then shouted to the following: "Okay, soldiers, since you have decided to stay! Then don't be a bad soldier for me in the future, or don't say that I took the lead when you go out." I have just discussed with Captain Yu, and I have decided to give you a martial arts competition to select your corporal commanders, commanders and centurion commanders from among you. You must do your best to show all your talents. Here I am , talents will not be buried, and it is useless to slap horses and opportunistically!"
On the fifth night of the competition, I did not go home, but stayed in the barracks.Five days passed quickly, and Lao Yu and I selected more than 300 soldiers out of the 70 soldiers. More than a dozen excellent, more than a dozen good.These 70 people I divided them into different tents.Tonight everyone thought that the selection was over and they could sleep peacefully, but~ hehe, the fun has just begun. . .
It was midnight, and the snoring was already loud in the camp at this hour, and the guards nodded and dozed off frequently. They must have been highly nervous these days, and they all relaxed tonight.My hands were covered with crimson cinnabar, and I quietly came behind the guard and knocked hard on the back of his neck, then caught his limp body in an instant, and put him on the ground, just like that, I put everything All the guards fell.Entered the camp smoothly.This group of guys was really exhausted, and they all slept like dead pigs.
With my cinnabar-smeared hands, I lightly scratched at their deadly necks.A few clever ones woke up when my hand touched their skin, but I had already scratched them and knocked them unconscious so that they would not make a sound.Occasionally, I will be naughty and put a red dot on their eyebrows, hehe, it's quite cute.
I was painting happily when I suddenly felt a murderous look behind me, I turned around suddenly, and sure enough, a pair of bright eyes were staring at me closely in the dark night, and my mother was so frightened. "Who? What are you doing?" the man spoke.I chuckled and said in a low voice: "I'll talk about it if you win." After I finished speaking, I ran out.He also chased it out.In the open space among several tents.With the light of the torch, I saw the person coming, and said with a smile: "Well, you have a good figure! It's a good material. What's your name?"
He was obviously very nervous and shouted at me: "Stop talking nonsense! Who are you? What are you doing sneaking around in the middle of the night with your face covered?"
"You bastard, haven't I already said it? I'll tell you if you win! Don't make me say it a third time, okay?" I still said with a smile.
At this time, several people came out from other tents, some were neatly dressed, some were shirtless, I counted about 11 people, they ran to the opposite side of me, stood side by side with that bastard, and said in unison: "Are you Who? What is the purpose of covering your face in the middle of the night?"
"Damn, you guys are really, I don't want to say it a third time, let's see the trick..."
After beeping and beeping for a while, I saw lying on the ground sprawled on the ground, and a few more stunned came out of the tent, walked sideways to me, pointed at me and said, "Who are you?" , in the middle of the night~" I slapped~ a big mouth, and they fell to the ground and continued to sleep.
It was very quiet around, and I heard someone talking in the camp not far from me, one person said to the other, "You are small and inconspicuous, go and inform the captain, I will attract his attention, remember to walk from the back , don't let him find out, hey, wake up, something happened, get up quickly, hurry up, where is the gong? Hurry up, sound the alarm, don't sleep, you are all pigs, let's go to tens of millions together Don't let him run away, hurry up." The speaker deliberately lowered his voice.
Well, I nodded, yes, I want to see who you are?
Soon a group of people came out from the tent on the left. Most of them were painted with cinnabar by me. If there were none, they hadn't had time to draw.The sleepiness on the faces of these people was very heavy. Seeing the soldiers lying on the ground without life and death and the 'enemy' standing straight, no one dared to step forward, and they all stood on tiptoe.I looked at them and remembered every face of them, with evil smiles in their eyes. If you pretend to be a bad person, you have to pretend to be a little bit.
"Brothers, we have a lot of people, don't be afraid of him, let's go together." That familiar voice sounded again, but still no one moved. I followed the sound and saw a white, clean and refined soldier who looked like a scholar.When he saw me looking at him, he didn't flinch, and stared at me with his neck crossed.At this time, a thin figure quickly walked through the tent.
I pointed at him and said to others, "I want this man, it has nothing to do with you, as long as you give him to me, I don't need to kill you."
"Brothers, don't trust him, he won't let us go, you will know from the brothers on the ground, and the monkey has already reported to the captain, this person is very likely to be a spy sent by the enemy country, as long as we are together Catch him and we'll be done."
"Your lieutenant has been killed by me. As I said, as long as he is, you decide for yourself whether he will die alone or you will die together."
As soon as they heard that the captain was dead, they immediately lost their positions. Some said, "Liu Fang, you can go, don't implicate us." Some said, "Oh my god, the captain is dead. Who is this?" ''Liu Fang, go quickly, even if we beg you, we are all young and old' and some said, 'We yelled out that there are spies, so we can attract soldiers from other battalions, maybe we can still be saved. ''No, we are surrounded by the training ground, so far away that other battalions cannot hear it. ''I don't believe it, so many of us can't beat him alone, wake up all of us, more than 300 people can't beat him alone? '
"Okay, you guys are too noisy, have you decided? I can tell you with confidence, even if you three hundred people go together, you are not my opponent. I have gunpowder! Hahaha!" I scare you to death!
Sure enough, when they heard that I had gunpowder, they
"Oh! How do you say this? Since my old sister can trust me, I will definitely tell you the best! My wife, Wang, dare not say anything else, but I dare to pat my chest for this character. I introduced it to you. The ladies and gentlemen are all very good-looking. Look at the old lady. These two girls have good looks, round but not fat, good-bred, elegant and not artificial, soft and gentle voices, and diligent and courteous. Although she is not a daughter of a great family, she is also a jade from a small family. Although she is a concubine, there are servants in the family. This Miss Qiu's father is the magistrate of Qingyuan County not far from the city. This Miss Hu's elder brother is our Chang'an government office. The parents of these two families asked Nu’s family to be a matchmaker, and they said that even if the family was reluctant because they admired Li Xianggong’s demeanor, they would be willing to be a concubine for you.”
She opened and closed her mouth and talked about a big car.
Mother was a little moved, Dad closed his eyes and had nothing to do with him, the old god was there.Yingniang looked at the two girls, then looked at me, and sat beside me without making a sound, but she was thinking a lot in her heart.The two children are still very ignorant and don't understand what the adults are saying.
Seeing that my mother was a little shaken, I said first: "Since the family is reluctant, wouldn't it be better to find a good family near our home to be the main wife?" My tone was very firm, so I didn't mean to be joking.
The matchmaker thought to herself, "This Li Xianggong, I just want to raise the girls' status by saying this. Although they are concubines, they are very valued by the family."You better take it out of context.Didn't you like it?Or are you too small-minded to pick on me? '
But he said: "What did Xianggong say? It is because he is reluctant to find a good family for his daughter, isn't it? Although the concubine's room is not as good as the main room, it depends on who will be the concubine's room, right? So I'm not here to match you coming!"
"Then I thank Mama Wang first, and I won't go around in circles with you anymore. To tell you the truth, I don't want to take a concubine, thank you for your kindness." I didn't want to talk to her anymore, so I just said it straight.
"Young master, you don't like the slave family?" The girl surnamed Hu looked at me and said.
The matchmaker looked at her and at me to the right, rolled her eyes and closed her mouth to listen to us.
"Miss misunderstood, even if it is a girl from another family who came to the blind date today, Li also said the same thing, not against the two girls, but I have no intention of taking concubines. I also invite the two young ladies, Haihan." I stood up and clasped my fists slightly. A salute to apologize.
The corners of Yingniang's lips were slightly curved, trying to restrain herself from being seen by her mother-in-law, but she couldn't hide the smile on her lips.
The girl bit her lip, perhaps feeling very embarrassed, and said, "Then you won't take concubines in the future?"
"Well, it should be like this!" I pretended to think for a while.
"I hope it is as the son said. If it is true, then there will be another good story in Tang Dynasty, and the little girl will leave. I will go first, Wang Matchmaker. Sister Qiu, will you go?" Very strong.
"The little girl is leaving too." The two girls are leaving, what is her matchmaker doing here?She gave a salute with an embarrassed smile: "The slave family sent the two young ladies back, and also said goodbye. If you need the slave family in the future, feel free to ask someone to find the slave family."
"Those three walk slowly, I won't see you off. Tao'er will lead the way for the three guests."
"Miss Taoer, Mr. Li and Mrs. Li must have a very good relationship!" Matchmaker Wang asked as they walked.
"Yes!" Tao'er didn't say much.
"Oh! Your wife is really lucky!" the matchmaker sighed.
In the room: My mother asked me: "What you said is true? You won't take concubines in the future?" She glanced at Ying Niang when she was talking, she probably thought it was Ying Niang who said something to me.
"Well, my son is very happy now. Isn't it good that our family is like this? If two more people come in, it will be a restless and disturbed family. Isn't it asking for trouble? Besides, our family has only entered Chang'an City. The most important thing is to stand firm, with a knife on the head of the color, mother, as the saying goes: wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes the bone. Mother, how many more knives do you want your son to marry?" I joked He looked at his mother and asked her.
"Okay, mother can't tell you, anyway, this is your own business, you can handle it yourself. As long as you give me more grandchildren, I don't care if you marry a concubine or not!" The old lady's eyes widened. Close, waved his hand.
"My lord, General Li sent someone to deliver a letter." The concierge handed over a letter, and I opened it. It said: My dear brother, the sage is going to go hunting in the Western Mountains in the next few days. Brother Yu leads troops to guard, If your home affairs are over, report to the barracks, I hope you will return to the team as soon as possible to help Brother Yu———From brother Mu Bai.
☆, and then take the pill of washing marrow
After reading Brother Li's letter, I nodded and said to the guard: "Has the messenger left?"
"If you go back to the master, you didn't leave, but sat and drank tea in the porter! Said to wait for the master to answer!"
"Well! Alright, tell him to go back and call the general, and tell him that I will return to the barracks tomorrow!" I put the letter in my sleeve, and waved my hand to signal him to go down.
I turned around and said to the elders: "Father, Mother, Brother Li told me to go back to the barracks. My son decided to go tomorrow. I may be busy in the next few days. You can help me at home. If there is anything, send someone to find me. Ying Niang The family will be handed over to you."
"Son! You must be careful yourself! There are no eyes in this barracks. I hope that there will be no war in our Tang Dynasty. So that my son can live a safe life!" Mother looked at me worriedly.
"Mother, you don't have to worry. The eldest brother said that I went to the barracks to be an instructor and train recruits. There will be no danger."
"Teacher! What kind of official is that?" the old woman asked curiously.
"Eh~ This kid doesn't know either!"
"Why do you ask so many questions! Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, so you should not copy your mind!" The old man took out the letter cigarette bag and filled it with shredded tobacco, and said to his mother.
"You bastard, I care about my son and ask you to take care of it! You smoke again, what will happen if you smoke one less bag?" The old woman looked at the old man with disgust.
"I'm smoking my pipe, what's bothering you?" The old man rolled his eyes, took out a fire bag from his pocket, and blew on it vigorously, blowing out sparks.
"Father, smoking is not good for the lungs, and it will damage the child. The child is young, and the smell of smoke for a long time is not good for the throat and nose. In severe cases, they may even lose their sense of smell. During the voice change period, it is easy to become a hoarse voice."
"What? It's so serious? Then stop smoking, stop smoking." As he said, the old man extinguished the fire pocket and put it back in his arms.
"Hmph! Old man, my son must be able to cure you." The old woman squinted at her father proudly.
"I'll go to the guest room first and talk to my apprentice." Then I stood up and walked out.
In the corridor of the East Wing, I heard Xiaotong's voice, "Master, the master is here. I'll go to meet you."
As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw Zhou Botong's big smiling face, bared his big white teeth, stretched out his hand to support me and said with a smile, "Master, your old man is here! Master and I have made another breakthrough recently!"
I looked at him amusedly: "I'm not old yet, why are you meddling with me. Tell me, is there any breakthrough?"
"Well, my master has gone to hell!" Xiaotong said exaggeratedly.
"What? What the hell? Our yard isn't clean?" My boss asked him with wide-eyed eyes.
"No, my master went to practice in the forest in the west yesterday, but it was already dark in the blink of an eye. On the way back, he met a wandering soul. At first, the master thought he was dazzled! I asked the master ghost Well, he said he only saw a dark shadow floating in the woods."
It turns out that the eyes of the sky are opened, and you can see what ordinary people can't see.This is not a good thing, what if he finds out that I am a dead body?Thinking of this, I took back the foot that had just stepped into the threshold, turned around and walked back.
"Master, why did you leave?" Zhou Huairen chased out without knowing.
"Ah? Oh, I suddenly remembered that there are some things I can't do. By the way, I'm going to the military camp tomorrow. If I have something to do, come to the camp to find me. I'll go first."
Back in the bedroom, I sat on the bed with lingering fears, thinking: "This pill of washing marrow is too powerful. They only took one and then slowly started to practice. Then I took so many elixirs, why did I lose weight?" The five senses are sensitive, and the strength has become stronger.Nothing else has changed?Could it be because I was a ghost when I ate it, not flesh?How about I try another one?If I can practice cultivation, I don't have to be afraid of being seen through by an expert to take away my soul in the future! '
"Come here, prepare water, I want to take a bath."
Although the maids and servants were curious about what kind of bath to take in broad daylight, no one dared to say anything.People who are rich and self-willed can wash it if they want to!
☆, then take the pill of washing marrow
Sitting in the bathtub filled with hot water, I took out the marrow washing pill from the jade tablet.I closed my eyes and waited for the reaction. After a while, I only felt sweat coming out of my body, and I could even clearly feel the contraction of every capillary on my body. I held my breath and buried my head in the water.Each hair follicle of the three thousand strands of hair is emitting greasy liquid.The pores on the face are also letting out the old and letting in the new.
It didn't take long for me to feel like I was out of my body. I lost consciousness and passed out. Please note that my entire body is in the water.After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, he suddenly opened his eyes, rushed out of the water, and gasped for air: "Hoo~Hoo~Hoo~ Oh my god, I'm choking to death. Huh~ Is this water? This is ink Come on! How many toxins must there be in this body!"
With a splash, I got out of the water and put on my nightgown: "Come and change the water."
"It's the master." The servants stared at the bucket of black water, but no one dared to say anything.
The two young men in the water room outside the house were discussing, "Hey, tell me, our master just took a bath yesterday, and he's taking a bath again today. If you like it clean, you can just wash it, but this water?" Talking about the master behind his back? Maybe it’s because the master spilled the ink and got it in the water.” “Also, the master washes from morning to night~ what’s going on?” “What do you care about?”
I heard it clearly in the room, shook my head and smiled, no, wash from morning to night?Opened the back window to see, isn't it? The sun has already set.It should be You time in the afternoon (after [-] o'clock), how could I hold my breath in the water for such a long time?This is not scientific!But returning the soul from a dead body is also unscientific. Is it the effect of the elixir?By the way, the Golden Scale Inner Alchemy, I swallowed the Golden Scale Inner Alchemy, when I swallowed it, I almost choked.Qilin should be the three sacrificial animals of water, road and air.So I am not afraid of water, and I can hold my breath in water for a long time.Haha, as expected, the impurities in the mortal body must be washed away to play the role of the elixir.
This is when the servants have prepared new hot water. After dismissing the servants, I took a bath again, washed off the remaining impurities on my body, changed into my robes and went to the front hall for dinner. I felt refreshed on the road. Incomparable.
After dinner, Yingniang and I stayed with the two children and went back to the house. There was no way the children insisted on sleeping with us.
At the beginning of Haishi in the evening, the two children were tired from playing and had gone to bed. Yingniang prepared my clothes for tomorrow without saying a word. Seeing that she was unhappy, I hugged her from behind and whispered to her ear: "What's the matter? I'm just going to work in the military camp, not to fight, and I still come back to sleep at night, don't worry."
After waiting for a long time, Yingniang still didn't make a sound, but the back of my arms around her was wet, I held her shoulders and turned her around, she actually cried.Sighing in my heart, I held her in my arms and coaxed her softly: "Why are you crying! It's not life and death."
"Bah, bah, bah! Stop talking nonsense, it's unlucky." Yingniang spit out a few mouthfuls in a hurry.
"Hehe, you! The ladies know that their husbands are fighting for a future, and they are all happy and honored, but you are so lucky that you still cry."
"They are them, I am me, I would rather you be a farmer or a merchant, and you don't have to walk on the tip of a knife all day long." Yingniang whispered while tugging on my lapel.
"Why is the lady pulling on her husband's collar, but she wants to do Zhougong's ceremony?" I said, picking her up and walking to the arhat bed behind the screen.I don't want to entangle her with work issues, so I simply have some healthy exercises to divert her attention.
After a lot of passion we went back to bed with the two children sleeping opposite each other.
The author has something to say: let’s update these today!The author has just returned from a business trip, and his eyes hurt so much, he needs to close the curtain and rest his eyes.By the way, the author's eyes are not very good!Always stings!If you look at the computer for a long time, you will not be able to keep your eyes open!Are there any ophthalmology students among the readers?Give some maintenance prescriptions!
☆, barracks report
The next morning, I woke up just after dawn. I wanted to get up gently to change clothes and wash, not wanting to wake up Yingniang, but in fact Yingniang got up early, looking at the two children who were sleeping soundly. Face, couldn't help kissing.
"Sir, the toiletries are all ready, and breakfast is on the table." Yingniang said in a low voice.
Me: "Why do you get up so early, let the servant girl prepare these things. In such a cold day, go back to bed and sleep for a while."
Ying Niang took the clothes and said: "I have to prepare it myself to rest assured. I will change your clothes for you."
I took the clothes and said, "I can just wear them myself. I am neither stupid nor disabled. From now on, I can just wear the clothes myself. Go and sleep for a while."
Yingniang picked up the belt again and prepared to tie it on me: "I can't sleep anymore, you, I'm a woman, do you understand me! When are you going to report?"
I stretched out my hands and let Ying Niang fiddle with: "Go after dinner, it's better to be early than late."
At this time, Yingniang seemed to think of something suddenly: "By the way, Brother Li sent someone to send a sign yesterday afternoon. It was said to be a badge for the barracks. With it, you can enter and leave the barracks at any time. I thought I would give it to you yesterday, but I heard the servant said that you were taking a bath and ordered that no one should disturb you, so I forgot about it."
Take a look at this round bronze medal, one side is engraved with a large "Ling" character, and there are some patterns around it, and one side is engraved with three columns of small characters "Da Tang Youwei Army Shensheying; Tianzi Ershiyi No. [-]; Emperor's Edict" bronze medal. 'There is also a small threading hole on the top of the bronze medal.
God!Why did Brother Li give me such an important token?I cautiously put the token in my pocket.
Turning around, she said to her mother, "You just need to know about this, and don't announce it to the outside world."
After breakfast, he left the house under Yingniang's instructions.
Although it is very cold in the morning of the twelfth lunar month, the streets are still very lively. The eaters are breathing hot white air, the hawkers are hawking, the common people are asking for advice and bargaining, and the students are rushing to school with their textbooks. , All kinds of voices are endless.
I finally arrived at the gate of the barracks marching on the right. There were two soldiers guarding the gate. I stood up straight in front of soldier A, clasped my fists and said politely: "Brother, I am here to report to the barracks. Please help inform Li General, just say that Li Mubai is asking to see you."
The soldier looked me up and down, and then said loudly: "Are you looking for General Li? Is there a name card?"
"Ah, I really don't have this one!" I said embarrassedly.
"Are you here to report?" He asked again.
"Exactly." I replied.
"Since you are here to report and there is no name post, you still want to see our general? You are not the first one who wants to go through the back door these days. Did you see that over there? Yes, it is the place with long queues, you Go there and wait in the row, and when you arrive, the officers and soldiers will ask you what you answer, and then you will sign and then you will be allocated a barracks.”
"Ah? No, you misunderstood me. I'm not a recruit." Knowing that he mistook me for a recruit who came to join the army, I explained.
"Isn't it a recruit? You still come to report. If you have a name card, you still want to see our general. I think you are here to make trouble!" The soldier had lost his patience.
The recruits lining up not far away were about to watch my commotion, some scoffed at me, some laughed and commented, "That man kicked a nail when he wanted to go through the back door." 'Someone was calling me in a low voice, telling me to line up in the past, don't mess with the veterans.Anyway, I have now become a joke or a talking point in their boredom during the queue.
Seeing that I couldn't explain clearly to him, I took out the badge that Brother Li gave me, and held it up in front of him. The soldier immediately became serious when he saw the token.He clasped his fists and saluted and said: "Soldier Fu Hu has seen the officer, please forgive me if I offended you just now. Why didn't the officer take out the badge earlier."
This man is straightforward. Before I could speak, he saw a soldier in armor running towards me. As soon as he saw me, he laughed and said, "Oh, Brother Li, you came so early. The general ordered his subordinates to come down and wait for you at the door." I just went to the latrine just now. What are you still doing, why don’t you get out of the way! Do you want to eat army sticks?” The person who came was Li Zhen’s bodyguard.
"Hey, forget it, don't blame them. If the gate of the barracks is so easy to enter, it's not a good thing! Don't you think so?" I said with a smile.
The recruits who lined up were surprised when they saw the reversal of the plot, and privately discussed, "What kind of official position is this person?"I laughed at him just now, so I won't be seen by him, right? ;It's okay, I just helped him out loud, will he remember me, and will he promote me in the future? '
In the general's tent
Li Zhen: "Hahaha, dear brother, you were actually blocked from the door? Brother Yu gave you a token, why don't you use it?"
I chuckled: "Hey, didn't I want to show you, Big Brother, that the soldiers guarding the gate are incompetent!"
"The result?" He looked at me funny.
"Alas! It's just a response—it's hard for a scholar to meet a soldier." I pretended to say pitifully.
"Hey hey hey~ Inappropriate words, inappropriate words! Are you a scholar? You should be a magic soldier who meets an axis soldier. I can't explain why. Hahahaha~" Li Zhen clapped his hands and laughed.
"Hehe~hehe~" I said hehe.
☆, I wish all readers a happy Year of the Goat
A certain family wishes all readers and relatives, family and friends a happy Year of the Goat!All the best!Good luck!Great body!Be beaming every day!More and more beautiful sheep!Happy New Year everyone!Qiang Yuan wishes you New Year greetings! ! !
☆, military prestige
After joking and joking for a while, Li Zhen handed me a set of military uniforms from his side, and said with a smile, "My dear brother, this set of armor was tailor-made for you by Brother Yu, and it was just delivered this morning. You can try it on." How about a try?"
I took the heavy silver armor with both hands: "It's so beautiful, thank you brother! I'll put it on right now, it must be very suitable!"
Li Zhen pointed at the armor in my hand with his index finger and smiled: "I specially asked someone to make a silver one for you, to match your silver back bow."
"Brother, you are so kind to me, how can I repay you!"
"Hey, what repayment do you say, you and I are loyal brothers! Brother believes that if you and I switch identities, you will treat me the same!"
I was very moved. When I came to this familiar yet unfamiliar Datang, Li Zhen was the second person who treated me sincerely. If there was no such a loyal brother, would my life still be very difficult? !Still confused? !
"Brother! Don't say anything! You are kind to brother, brother will remember it!"
"Good brother! Quickly try to see if it fits you well?" Li Zhen patted my shoulder with some strength. This strength means brother, I love you very much!
The inner garment and gauze of this armor are said to be purple, silver and purple match very well, and it is very eye-catching after wearing it. I am as happy as I was when I was a child and an adult bought new clothes for the New Year.Touch here, look there.
The eldest brother clapped his hands and applauded: "Wow, wow! I didn't see it, you are still a clothes hanger, this body really suits you! Hmm! Not bad, not bad! You have the style of a general! It really is that Buddha relies on gold clothes and people rely on clothes."
I scratched the back of my head embarrassingly: "Hey, brother still has eyesight. By the way, brother, will I wear this for military training from now on?"
"Yes! If it gets hot, take off the armor and wear an inner robe (the inner robe here is not pajamas, but a robe that can be worn alone.) The inner robe has sleeves, waist, and trouser legs, and practice exercises Very convenient."
"By the way, big brother, I'm a coach, so who will take care of me?"
"You are directly under my control. Otherwise, why would you wear this silver armor? Armor is not something anyone can wear! There are official ranks!"
"Ah? Brother, if I am like this, will someone gossip!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Who dares to say it! Besides, although you are an instructor now, do you believe that my brother will make you a general in two days?"
"General? How is it possible?" I asked suspiciously.
"Hey, just wait for the promotion! Brother! Go now, brother will take you to your training ground."
Although I was puzzled, I didn't ask too much. When I should know, I would naturally know.
We drove side by side, originally I thought that this is a military camp after all, and I should walk behind him, but he refused and insisted on walking side by side.We walked in the barracks on horseback, and he pointed to every place and told me the name and purpose of a place.
Finally arrived at the shooting camp.
"Brother, we're here!" He got off his horse and took the reins, and I also got off my horse and followed him into the magic shooting camp.
The soldiers standing neatly on the coaching field of the Shenshe Battalion are all energetic and excited.My eldest brother and I stood on the soldiers counting platform, and looking down, there were probably three to four hundred people.
This is a soldier coming up, whose clothes are slightly different from those of the soldiers below. He knelt on one knee, cupped his fists and lowered his head, and said loudly: "General Qi has organized the recruits neatly. There are a total of 370 six people, all of whom are innocent, physically fit, and strong-armed, and there are currently 370 six people waiting for orders from the general."
"Very good! Captain Yu, let me introduce you. This is Li Mubai, the coach newly appointed by the general. He is a sharp shooter! I will ask him to teach archery to recruits. You are now accompanying me from the ninth rank. Captain Rong, he is Captain Xuanjie of the Eighth Grade, and during this period, the Shenshe Battalion listened to him."
"Yes, this subordinate takes orders!" He saluted me again as he said that, "This subordinate has been with Yu Xiu, the captain of the army at the ninth rank, and I have seen you before, if you have anything to do in the future, just tell your subordinates."
"Lieutenant Yu, please get up quickly, I will rely on you more in the future!" I held his arm with both hands and lifted him up. "
"The subordinates will definitely do their best to live up to the expectations of the general and your lord."
"Okay! If you have anything to say, you can talk about it in private later. By the way, Lao Yu, Mu Bai doesn't stay in the barracks at night, and you have to watch what's going on here at night." After Li Zhen gave his instructions, he turned to the following The recruit shouted: "Brothers, I am Li Zhen, the general of the Tang Dynasty. Since you have entered Li Tang's right guard, you are my brother Li Zhen. Then let me ask you, brother, where are you from?" (There are answers to the place names of your hometown below, and some say they are from the Tang Dynasty.) Well, no matter where you are from or where you came from, you are still the people of our Tang Dynasty.Datang is our home and our mother. If a foreign thief wants to occupy our home and kill our mother, what should we do? (All the people below were very angry and said to kill them and drive them out,,,) Okay, then, do you have weapons in your hands?Maybe take up arms?Can you use weapons?How many of you have martial arts?How many people are invulnerable?Now that we have self-knowledge, what should we do?You have to practice hard. Some people complain that practicing every day is miserable, but when it comes to the battlefield, when your enemy is stronger than you, stronger than you, skilled in bow and horse, and better in martial arts than you, you will I regret that I didn't train myself well. In order to make all of you good soldiers and good generals, I invite you a sharpshooter who can hit every shot. He is a veteran. His name is Li Mubai. He participated in the Battle of Tuyuhun and saved Ben will die.And in the past few days, I don’t know if you have heard that there was a young man in Qingfengling outside Chang’an City who wiped out an entire pack of wild wolves. What did he rely on?It is his bravery and wisdom and the most important thing is his good arrows.You are blessed, he will be your coach in the future.Come to Mubai to shout something to your soldiers. "
"Brothers, I just want to say a few words, please remember: first, if you want to live on the battlefield, if you want to make contributions, don't sneak, cheat, or complain when you are training. If you are ruthless, it is to protect you. Second, it doesn’t matter if some people have a long life and don’t want to live. Please don’t drag others to die with you, so no cliques are allowed in the barracks. Third, please remember that the duty of a soldier is to obey orders. Please. Remember and abide by the military regulations. Fourth, let me tell you a very unfortunate news. I am a devil coach. In order to give you more chances of winning on the battlefield, I will try my best to train you. Don’t think that I am just talking, I will never be soft, because you are my soldiers, and I have to be responsible for my soldiers. Fifth, if you feel that you cannot do the above points, I advise you not to be soldiers, go home to farm and have children! This is a man The battlefield does not need cowards!"
The people below looked at me seriously, and said in unison, "This subordinate takes orders!"
It's such a great feeling!Shouting made my blood boil, my scalp exploded, and my face was flushed.
The author has something to say: Readers, please don’t be serious about the official ranks. The author checked the specific names of the official ranks in the Tang Dynasty on the Internet. If you are curious, you can check it.If the requirements are not strict, just let it go, anyway, the author of the official position will mark it clearly!
☆、Night test
After ordering soldiers, Li Zhen has business to leave first, and me~ hehe, I turned on the coaching mode!
Anyway, my young master, I also grew up in the martial arts gym in my previous life. On the spotting platform, I said to Lao Yu, "Have they formed a team yet?"
"Return to your lord, the recruits have just reported for duty and have not yet been assigned."
"Okay, then let five of them form a team, four teams make a tenure, and twenty warriors make a hundred soldiers. Use the competition of martial arts and intelligence to choose the leader of the army, leader of the army, and leader of the centurion. Now the competition begins. In five days, you help me pick out the best soldiers, and I will supervise them and determine their positions as appropriate. I will leave this important task to you, and I believe you will not let me down!"
"Yes! This subordinate will definitely not disappoint you. I will do my best to pick out the best talents." Old Yu said solemnly.
"Yeah!" I nodded to him, and then shouted to the following: "Okay, soldiers, since you have decided to stay! Then don't be a bad soldier for me in the future, or don't say that I took the lead when you go out." I have just discussed with Captain Yu, and I have decided to give you a martial arts competition to select your corporal commanders, commanders and centurion commanders from among you. You must do your best to show all your talents. Here I am , talents will not be buried, and it is useless to slap horses and opportunistically!"
On the fifth night of the competition, I did not go home, but stayed in the barracks.Five days passed quickly, and Lao Yu and I selected more than 300 soldiers out of the 70 soldiers. More than a dozen excellent, more than a dozen good.These 70 people I divided them into different tents.Tonight everyone thought that the selection was over and they could sleep peacefully, but~ hehe, the fun has just begun. . .
It was midnight, and the snoring was already loud in the camp at this hour, and the guards nodded and dozed off frequently. They must have been highly nervous these days, and they all relaxed tonight.My hands were covered with crimson cinnabar, and I quietly came behind the guard and knocked hard on the back of his neck, then caught his limp body in an instant, and put him on the ground, just like that, I put everything All the guards fell.Entered the camp smoothly.This group of guys was really exhausted, and they all slept like dead pigs.
With my cinnabar-smeared hands, I lightly scratched at their deadly necks.A few clever ones woke up when my hand touched their skin, but I had already scratched them and knocked them unconscious so that they would not make a sound.Occasionally, I will be naughty and put a red dot on their eyebrows, hehe, it's quite cute.
I was painting happily when I suddenly felt a murderous look behind me, I turned around suddenly, and sure enough, a pair of bright eyes were staring at me closely in the dark night, and my mother was so frightened. "Who? What are you doing?" the man spoke.I chuckled and said in a low voice: "I'll talk about it if you win." After I finished speaking, I ran out.He also chased it out.In the open space among several tents.With the light of the torch, I saw the person coming, and said with a smile: "Well, you have a good figure! It's a good material. What's your name?"
He was obviously very nervous and shouted at me: "Stop talking nonsense! Who are you? What are you doing sneaking around in the middle of the night with your face covered?"
"You bastard, haven't I already said it? I'll tell you if you win! Don't make me say it a third time, okay?" I still said with a smile.
At this time, several people came out from other tents, some were neatly dressed, some were shirtless, I counted about 11 people, they ran to the opposite side of me, stood side by side with that bastard, and said in unison: "Are you Who? What is the purpose of covering your face in the middle of the night?"
"Damn, you guys are really, I don't want to say it a third time, let's see the trick..."
After beeping and beeping for a while, I saw lying on the ground sprawled on the ground, and a few more stunned came out of the tent, walked sideways to me, pointed at me and said, "Who are you?" , in the middle of the night~" I slapped~ a big mouth, and they fell to the ground and continued to sleep.
It was very quiet around, and I heard someone talking in the camp not far from me, one person said to the other, "You are small and inconspicuous, go and inform the captain, I will attract his attention, remember to walk from the back , don't let him find out, hey, wake up, something happened, get up quickly, hurry up, where is the gong? Hurry up, sound the alarm, don't sleep, you are all pigs, let's go to tens of millions together Don't let him run away, hurry up." The speaker deliberately lowered his voice.
Well, I nodded, yes, I want to see who you are?
Soon a group of people came out from the tent on the left. Most of them were painted with cinnabar by me. If there were none, they hadn't had time to draw.The sleepiness on the faces of these people was very heavy. Seeing the soldiers lying on the ground without life and death and the 'enemy' standing straight, no one dared to step forward, and they all stood on tiptoe.I looked at them and remembered every face of them, with evil smiles in their eyes. If you pretend to be a bad person, you have to pretend to be a little bit.
"Brothers, we have a lot of people, don't be afraid of him, let's go together." That familiar voice sounded again, but still no one moved. I followed the sound and saw a white, clean and refined soldier who looked like a scholar.When he saw me looking at him, he didn't flinch, and stared at me with his neck crossed.At this time, a thin figure quickly walked through the tent.
I pointed at him and said to others, "I want this man, it has nothing to do with you, as long as you give him to me, I don't need to kill you."
"Brothers, don't trust him, he won't let us go, you will know from the brothers on the ground, and the monkey has already reported to the captain, this person is very likely to be a spy sent by the enemy country, as long as we are together Catch him and we'll be done."
"Your lieutenant has been killed by me. As I said, as long as he is, you decide for yourself whether he will die alone or you will die together."
As soon as they heard that the captain was dead, they immediately lost their positions. Some said, "Liu Fang, you can go, don't implicate us." Some said, "Oh my god, the captain is dead. Who is this?" ''Liu Fang, go quickly, even if we beg you, we are all young and old' and some said, 'We yelled out that there are spies, so we can attract soldiers from other battalions, maybe we can still be saved. ''No, we are surrounded by the training ground, so far away that other battalions cannot hear it. ''I don't believe it, so many of us can't beat him alone, wake up all of us, more than 300 people can't beat him alone? '
"Okay, you guys are too noisy, have you decided? I can tell you with confidence, even if you three hundred people go together, you are not my opponent. I have gunpowder! Hahaha!" I scare you to death!
Sure enough, when they heard that I had gunpowder, they
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