on the river

01,

The owner of Luohua Valley is a gay! !

For the time being, only three people know this secret, me, Lao Wang, and the gay valley owner.

Of course, Master Gu himself would not publicize to the outside world, "The genius doctor of Luohua Valley, Master Gu, is a gay man, and men who come to see a doctor will sell chrysanthemums, and if they don't sell them, they will not be seen by the doctor~", such rumors will completely break Gu Master's high profile. Leng Baxian's genius doctor is set up, so does he still need to make money?If those muscular and scarred men who listened to rumors came over to sell chrysanthemums with a shy face, I would vomit to death for the owner of the valley.So pass.

Not to mention Lao Wang, he is the manager of Luohua Valley, he has served three generations of valley owners, and he is the most loyal person to the valley owners. It is said that his regret in his life is that he cannot work part-time as a nanny because he has no milk.He dared to tell the secret that the owner of the valley is gay, which didn't fit his personality.

As for me, um...it’s hard for me to say. Although I slapped the table and the bench, it almost didn’t mean that I wouldn’t talk nonsense. Some "reputation" in the Jianghu - certainly not a good reputation.

So it was embarrassing, they didn't believe me, and I didn't trust myself very much. In the end, the old Wang made the final decision. In order to prevent the secret of the valley owner from being leaked, the old Wang said: "Or you can be the valley owner's guard." Let's go." When he said the word Guzhu, he had a longing and respectful expression on his face, as if he was talking about his ancestors.And he looked at my expression, as if it was a godsend for me to be his ancestor's bodyguard.

I asked, "If I don't agree, will you let me out of the valley?"

The honest old Wang said: "No"

I asked again: "Then I haven't been out of the valley?"

Lao Wang said: "No."

Old Wang seemed surprised that I didn't cry bitterly and thank you for being grateful. I paid homage to eight generations of ancestors and told you that your descendants are so promising that they had the opportunity to serve as a guard for the owner of Luohua Valley. Instead, they chose to bargain.

Please, I am not blindly worshiping you Lord Gu! !Who wants to be a guard for a genius doctor who is difficult to get along with, let alone a gay guy! !I love my chrysanthemum, it is my little dear, I want to protect it, this is the dignity of a man.

Lao Wang said meaningfully: "Only the dead keep secrets..."

Me: "Ancestors of the Shen family, thanks to your good deeds and good deeds, the blessings can favor your grandson! I never thought that such a clumsy person like me would be able to serve as a guard for the world-renowned owner of Luohua Valley!"

I cried bitterly, choked up and couldn't talk to myself.

Lao Wang saw my expression as if he had found the same kind.

Since I agreed to be the guard, then I am from Fallen Flower Valley—why does it sound a bit weird.Lao Wang gave me a set of special clothes for guards, and told me some essentials.

It is said that I was also lucky. The previous guard died, and there happened to be a vacancy, so I could fill it. Otherwise, I would have to experience for myself what Lao Wang said, "The dead can keep secrets".

I asked, "How did he die?"

Lao Wang and You Rongyan: "Try the medicine for the owner of the valley..."

I:……

I was so scared that the hairs on my body would fall off automatically, you people in the valley are so good at playing!Human experimentation is illegal!If we want to pursue a new arena that is prosperous, powerful, famous, civilized and harmonious, how can we do illegal things.Even if you want to coerce and lure, I won't do it if the money is too little!

Then Old Wang showed me the "scars of breaking the law" on his body, showing off which scar was made by the owner of the valley with a red face, and I stopped him when he was about to take off his pants.

I think the fact that the owner of the valley is gay is [-]% to be blamed on Lao Wang.

Really.

Let me know that the master of my own lineage is gay, and I am overjoyed, praising "the foundation is good, the foundation is wonderful, the foundation of the valley master is a different foundation, it is the foundation of Qingliu, and it is a prosperous and democratic society." I also want to be the manager of the foundation of civilization and harmony.

My brother is really scary.

Then Lao Wang took me to meet his ancestor, the owner of the valley.To be honest, this is the second time I have seen him. I came to Luohua Valley to seek medical treatment, but the owner of the valley is not just a simple soldier and crab general. Most of the Jianghu people who come to Luohua Valley to seek medical treatment are just like me, looking for him Disciples and grandchildren see a doctor.

However, my requirements are relatively high. Although I have a lot of money, those apprentices and grandchildren don’t want to care about it, so I have to come to the Guzhu. Maybe the Guzhu also has a gossip heart and thinks my life experience is more interesting, so he actually met me.

To tell the truth, Guzhu, your life experience is not much more boring than mine. Both my parents died when I was seven years old. He killed my mother when I was born, and my father died of anger when I was eight years old.

I was lying under the ancestral tablet and saw my enemy □□ my parents’ corpses playing ice love, the owner of the valley was beaten by his broken affectionate father every day before he was eight years old, saying that he was a scourge, he was born and killed his mother, I don’t think so Logic means feeling funny.

When I was 17 years old, I practiced evil methods and made great achievements in magic skills. I killed the whole family of my enemies. I didn’t live for two days. Guzhu’s father poisoned him before he died. Guzhu was brainwashed for eight years and felt that he was a scourge. Detoxify in time, the remaining poison has not been eliminated so far, and I don't know if there is a hole in the brain.

The two of us are basically the same, don't we, brother and brother, don't feel sorry for each other.

But I think my unlucky luck is a natural disaster, who the hell knows when the enemy will come to seek revenge.The owner of the valley did it purely by himself. If I were him, I would slap that idiot father twice and make him die in love, and I would inherit the owner of the valley to be a domineering and a blessing.

Then I met Gu Zhu for the first time. He was very good-looking and very handsome. To put it bluntly, it was the first time I saw such a handsome person, not like a fool with a brain.

I explain my purpose.The owner of the valley said: "Oh."

I:"……??"

The owner of the valley said, "Are you an idiot?"

I:……? ? ?Does he know that just now I called his father an idiot in my heart?

Although I really want to say that you are an idiot, I can't say that, so I praised the prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony of Luohua Valley, and I also praised the hair and toes of the owner of the valley.

The valley owner finally spoke.

To the effect that I am such an idiot, there are such idiots in the world, God, he has never seen such an idiot like me.

I almost don't know the word idiot anymore!

I was so angry, I wanted to take revenge, I secretly used my internal energy to engrave the words "Guzhu idiot" on the ground, I made a mistake in writing the silly word, I crossed it out and rewrote it again, anyway, I don't have enough internal energy to survive for a few years, I can't use up a few hands indiscriminately.

Hmph, I want to let everyone who comes here to see Guzhu!See it all!Guzhu idiot!This four-character motto! !

I say goodbye and prepare to leave.

"You are going to die." Gu Zhu said behind me.

I:……

Woji, this man speaks so badly!As expected of a generation of geniuses who could forcibly get mad at his father at the age of eight, in the short time I spent with him, I was going to be mad at him to death, his father is also a talent, he survived eight years, his father How did you get here in those eight years, writing about your son as an idiot on the floor of the room every day?

"You have practiced magic skills," Gu Zhu said, "well... I guess, chaos sword manual, Diancui mental method, inviting the moon..."

"It's going down," I whispered, "it's going down."

The owner of the valley smiled and knocked on the table: "Then you will die when you are 25 years old."

I said, "Anyway, I still have eight years to live, don't I?"

"It turned out that you didn't come to seek medical treatment for yourself."

"I know how to cure my short-lived disease." I smiled.

With my martial arts abolished, I can probably live for more than ten years, which is not too long. After all, it is so easy to get rid of the painstaking efforts of practicing magic arts.

The valley owner smiled inscrutably.

I chose to bow my head and engrave another line of valley master idiots.

He waved me out before I finished carving silly words, I thought that was the last time I saw him.

... I was wrong, I looked at the back of the old Wang who happily took me to see the owner of the valley, and I will see that idiot every day and night from now on.Just because I know that idiot is gay.

What does it matter to me that he is gay!I really won't say it out!

Lao Wang took me to meet the owner of the valley, and praised the energy and toes of a bunch of owners of the valley today, how prosperous, strong, democratic, civilized and harmonious Luohua Valley is today, and finally got to the point, explained in a few words and then stepped back.

I saw sharply that he stood on the silly word of the line I carved for the second time before he withdrew.

I had a flash of inspiration and saw that I was standing on top of the word Guzhu.

... dark cool.

Aside from his poisonous tongue and obsession with cleanliness, Gu Zhu is still an easy-going person. No one in the world dares to offend a genius doctor. After all, no one can guarantee that he will not get sick for a lifetime, and even if his interests are irrelevant, there is no need to offend him.If I were also in the position of Guzhu, I would be so happy to receive gifts every year... I feel so happy just thinking about it, I am so easy to be satisfied.

Of course, there is one sect except the Five Poison Sect, which is famous for its poisonous substances. It has been a feud with Luohuagu for thousands of years. It is said that there are some romantic affairs like Romeo and Juliet.

The person who was about to die who was poisoned by the Five Poison Sect on the front foot was rescued by the people from Falling Flower Valley on the back foot. I would be very angry even if I did, isn't this a slap in the face, isn't this a blatant mockery?The owner of the valley can piss off the people of the Five Poison Sect without even saying a word, that's amazing.

The Five Poison Sect has a big assassination every three months and a small assassination every three weeks, which is very regular. The big assassination is usually solved by the hidden guard of the valley master, and the small assassination is basically in charge of me.

I prefer bewitching, basically it is done by beautiful beauties, although it is a pity to kill them, but the blood splatter looks good, much better than the muscular scar man.

The beauties who were sent here for various reasons were basically members of the Five Poisons Sect, and they didn't even need to be interrogated.Are they stupid? The dagger is so hidden that even Lao Wang's Wang Cai can see it.If it wasn't about my life, I really wanted to persuade them that Gu Zhu is a perverted homosexual who likes chrysanthemums, so giving beautiful women is worse than giving child prostitutes, the success rate might be higher.

The more savvy one is the undercover agent, or the servant girl who instigates rebellion against the owner of the clothing valley.The former fell into the pre-job training of Lao Wang's fans who seemed to be brainwashed by MLM, while the latter fell into the personal charm of Gu Zhu, and his heart was secretly promised.

Save it girl, he's a fag!Falling in love with a gay guy is not going to end well!

The owner of the valley said that the Five Poisons Sect has been getting more and more depressed recently, and the beauties who are seduced and killed are not as good-looking as his guards. This is worthy of being the old enemy of Luohua Valley. It is really embarrassing.

I rolled my eyes, and thought that I didn't want to look as good-looking as a woman, and I blamed my parents who died early.

My looks follow my father's. It is said that my father insisted on being a man to squeeze into the first place in the list of beauties in the Jianghu, and the number of votes was several times that of the second place.

And my mother is the unlucky one who actually lost to a man's second place.A strong alliance, I am also very good-looking.

Ever since I was born, I have been praised for being good-looking and promising. Every New Year’s Eve, I will be thought of as a cousin who disguises himself as a man and eats tofu. My grandmother often holds my hand and calls my granddaughter to eat sugar.

I know that they are all good to me, although I prefer others to praise me for being handsome, graceful, eight-pack abs, male god, and want to give birth to monkeys for me, but I still eat the candy given by my grandmother and whisper Qi explained that I was a man.

I was praised and pampered until I was seven years old. Compared with the hard-working Guzhu, my childhood was really grown up in a honeypot.The year when I was seven years old was a watershed in my life. In the front was the eldest son of the Shen family, and in the back was the big devil who was full of evil.

When I did bad things in the rivers and lakes, I never dared to say that I was Shen Qinghe, but when I did something good like helping the old lady cross the ditch, even if she didn't want to know, I would say my name several times.

Thinking about it this way, I feel that I am scheming, good or bad.

Generally speaking, the work of a guard is relatively easy, with food and lodging included, relaxed and refreshing, and the monthly money is negotiated for medical expenses, so there is no spare money for entertainment.

But contentment is the most important thing in people.If I was not satisfied, I would drink Mengpo soup when I was seven years old.

Guzhu has a hobby of reading scripts, so another way for me to get money is to help Guzhu buy scripts.

I touched my bulging purse, and shouted out the slogan that I love local tyrants, and local tyrants are my little kisses.

At present, there are only three people who know that Gu Zhu likes story books, me, Gu Zhu, and Lao Wang.

I felt my neck was a little cold, so I couldn't help touching it. Didn't I say that the more I know, the faster I die? The owner of the valley and the old king treat me as their own, and tell all the secrets. I am so worried that I will be "dead" To keep a secret."

I'm still young, and I don't want to drink Mengpo soup yet.

Although the script doesn't quite fit the persona of a genius doctor who is clean and pure, but it doesn't hurt too much. The reason why it's a secret is... Gu Zhu's... taste, uh, really not that good.

I can't teach the Five Poisons. When I was very bored, I also looked through the scriptures of Gu Zhu. Gu Zhu is also a wonderful person. From prostitution in the stallion harem to sad sadomasochistic romance, everything is included, and it covers everything. Wide, breathtaking.

I really didn't expect that idiot to be so knowledgeable. Occasionally, I would find a few books that suit my appetite and borrow them from the owner.

At that time, he looked at me with very enigmatic eyes.

Under normal circumstances, my response method is to put my middle finger under the sleeve and write on the ground, which has been tried and tested.

But that living room is almost full of idiots, why hasn't the valley owner found out and asked me to settle the score?