Showing love has to die

5390L (reply from the landlord):

After being teased by me once, the deputy gang leader didn't bark as much as before.

Then one day, we held a YY song meeting in our gang, that is, all the gang members sang a song according to the order of joining the gang. I was the first to go on the mic, so I asked the deputy gang leader what he wanted to hear from me.

The deputy gang leader said that he wanted to listen to "Prestige and Prestige". I sang this song to him a few times before, but he seemed to be addicted to it.

However, that day I refused with the excuse of "I'm still a baby and can't sing little yellow songs", and sang a collection of children's songs, from "Counting Ducks" to "I Love Beijing***" ", from "Family Song" to "The Little Mushroom Picking Girl".

Me: "There is a group of ducks passing by the bridge in front of the gate..."

Me: "What's the name of daddy's daddy, daddy's daddy is called grandpa..."

The deputy gang leader maintained a cold silence the whole time, without saying a word.

After singing, I said in a childlike voice, "The baby should wear a little red flower."

The deputy gang leader sighed for a long time and said, "Stop making trouble, I won't yell anymore."

I am very pleased with my goal.

From that day on, the deputy gang leader has never been cheap again, and I finally don't have to worry about being bent into a mosquito coil anymore...

You can’t blame me for this. Straight men here, if you are chased and called baby by a very magnetic and gentle male voice all day long, you will gradually start to doubt your sexual orientation, okay?This is absolutely normal!

5401L:

I can't help thinking about the scene where the deputy gang leader prepared all the tissues and waited to masturbate while listening to the lead singer "Majestic", but was counted and sang softly...

5408L:

The poster begs not to drag the whole group of straight men into the water. The straight man passing by said that not only will I not have the urge to bend over when another man calls me a baby, but I may even want to fight him, thank you.

5426L (reply from the landlord):

Continue to talk about YY Song Club.

That day B sang a song that was very popular recently, which proved that he was not an NPC in the game.

And what S hums is Murong Ziying's theme music "Fu of Canglang Sword" in "Legend of Sword and Fairy 4", which is Dang, Dangdang, Dangdang, Dangdang, Dangdang, Dangdang, you will know when I say this, Although the tune is very nice, it is still very strange to sing from the mouth...

Then B quit and started to hate S, saying: "Didn't I ask you to learn a few more songs? You know how to sing the BGM in the game every day!"

S's tone was innocent: "Honey, this is character theme music, not BGM."

B is angry: "Is there a difference?"

S: "Yes."

B is even angrier: "Is there really a difference?"

S second counseled: "It seems that there is no more."

B: "Huh!"

So S sang another popular song, and with the same strength as B, he cleared the suspicion of NPC becoming a genius.

5433L:

What the hell is Dangdang Dangdang, we don't know, okay?

5440L:

Hahaha, so S usually sings game BGM to B!

5449L (reply from the landlord):

By the way, speaking of it, a few days ago someone in our guild proposed to organize a few people to come to the city where I live to meet the foundation. I will probably have a total of eight people by then, and the deputy guild leader will also come.They should arrive on the 12th, which is the day after tomorrow. Two days of playing coincides with Valentine's Day. We eight single dogs can form a group together to keep warm and fight against the severe cold of Valentine's Day.

So I have been looking up strategies for the past two days, trying to take them to experience all the fun and delicious places.

As expected, B and S didn't come, so I knew that these two people could be regarded as the ultimate dead house.

Then I posted this post mainly to ask the girls if there is any good mask to recommend to me?I found that I have skin on both sides of the nose recently and the pores on my face seem a bit thick. I will meet people the day after tomorrow and I want to take care of it, but I am a rough guy and I don’t know what brand to buy. I secretly used one from my mother the day before yesterday. My face mask, XXXX brand, didn’t seem to have any effect after applying it, and my mother stared at it suspiciously all day for nothing...

5457L:

Hahahaha The original poster said so much today, in fact, he wanted everyone to recommend an easy-to-use mask?Black question mark face!Landlord, tell the truth, are you doing this because you want to see the deputy gang leader? How can a straight man care if his pores are thick or not? It’s good to wash your face well.By the way, I recommend an XX card, which is very useful in my personal opinion.

5465L:

My god, the deputy chief is here, my little heart can't take it anymore!In addition, to answer the question, I think the first choice to solve the problem of large pores is the XXX brand mask, which has immediate results and is not expensive, trust me.

5478L (reply from the landlord):

Thank you for your recommendation, I will go out to buy in the afternoon.

It is said that straight men also need to pay attention to their image. What misunderstandings do you have about the group of straight men?

And...that...that's the end of the conversation anyway, can everyone help me choose the clothes to wear when I go out the day after tomorrow... I really don't trust my own aesthetics, how comfortable I usually wear, But Mianji I want to be more handsome.I read the weather forecast the day after tomorrow, 0-9 degrees, light wind, cloudy to sunny.

These are the clothes I usually wear, and I took pictures of them all. I would like to ask the girls how to match them better. Thank you on your knees!

These are the main coats.

1jpg, 2jpg, 3jpg...

These are the matching sweaters inside.

1jpg, 2jpg, 3jpg, 4jpg, 5jpg...

pants.

……

shoe.

……

5486L:

哈哈哈哈哈哈让我先笑一会儿哈哈哈哈！楼主能在5分钟之内贴出这么多张衣服照片一看就是早就想好了，为了衣服搭配恐怕都不知道在心里纠结多少天了吧？顺说我觉得1+3+2+5这么搭比较好看，当然这个主要还是看脸……

5499L:

Sisters are brainstorming, we have to dress up the host and marry them off beautifully. The host doesn’t admit it, but the actual action is also very hard. I think 1+2+4+5 looks good, and the host can add a dark color The scarf... Also, Mianji asked for a live broadcast of the whole day!

5505L:

Don't pay attention to these things, anyway, I will be stripped naked by the deputy gang leader that night anyway, as long as the underwear looks good, by the way... I am also asking for a face-to-face live broadcast. If there is a situation, let's be honest, don't hide it.

5517L (reply from the landlord):

Thank you for your comments, I am very grateful, I will try it according to what you said.

Today and tomorrow, the host will mainly buy things and look up travel guides and so on, and will not update the post. The day after tomorrow, I will guarantee the live broadcast of the whole process until the end of the face-to-face. I swear with the new version of Chengwu that I will live broadcast truthfully and not adulterate.

But in fact, the kind of thing you think will not happen, I'm afraid you will be disappointed...

5737L (reply from the landlord):

Hello everyone, the host is going to have a face-to-face interview with the gang members today, and I am a little nervous now.

Among these people in Mianji, three of them are local, and the other five are from other places, both by train and by plane, and the time is different, so we directly made an appointment at a local restaurant that is particularly delicious in the evening. Let's meet in Hot Pot City, I want to go there in two hours.

By the way, the mask is very easy to use. I don’t know which one works. Anyway, I applied it one by one. When I woke up this morning, my face felt absolutely amazing. It was all kinds of supple and smooth. Kiss, the atmosphere was a bit awkward last night when my mother picked up the trash and dug out a lot of mask packaging from the wastebasket... Then the clothes matched as you said, I also bought a dark scarf to look at the mirror After taking a photo, I am so handsome, I feel like I have never been so handsome, thank you everyone.

It’s just that the boot pads and insoles that you helped me choose are not very comfortable, so I can only go short today, but it’s okay, six girls, one deputy gang leader, no one can compare with me.After all, I heard that the deputy gang leader is 1.8 meters seven, and it's useless for me to wear height-enhancing insoles if I want to be taller than him. I have to walk and jump.

I thought about what else was there. I had my nails cut, my hair was trimmed a little yesterday, and my long johns were freshly changed in the morning. They were clean and odorless, and exuded a faint fragrance of washing powder!There should be nothing else, right?

5744L:

Landlord, you took off your long johns!You are off!Don't you know I'm going to have sex today!

5751L:

Hahahaha I can't help but think about the scene where the petite and cute landlord is jumping and walking in order to be taller than the deputy gang leader, so cute that he has a nosebleed, okay?

5763L:

I actually applied all the masks and I took it...

5778L (reply from the landlord):

I arrived at the hot pot restaurant 10 minutes ago, but none of them arrived, after all, I was an hour early.

I went into the store and told the waiter that there were eight people in total. I sat there for 5 minutes, and then I was too nervous and wanted to go out to get some air, so I left again. Will the waiter think that I am mentally retarded...

Anyway, I ordered a cup of coffee at the drink shop near the hot pot restaurant and waited while drinking it. It wasn’t until the girl next to me looked at me strangely that I realized that I was shaking my legs all the time, making the bar tremble. In front of the girl The full glass of strawberry milkshake seems to make me shake a little bit, it's so embarrassing, I didn't mean it!

5853L (reply from the landlord):

They said in the YY group that they are all here!The vice gang leader is also here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I suddenly don't want to go!I don't know why, but I don't want to go anyway. Is it too fake to say that I drink too much coffee and my heart feels uncomfortable?But my heart is really uncomfortable, what should I do if it beats very fast?

5861L:

If you don't like him, be nervous, the straight man who has been pretending for so long has finally revealed his secrets...

5870L:

Fake until you fly, okay? Wake up!If you don't dare to go, it means that you have a crush on the deputy gang leader, you can figure it out!

5886L (reply from the landlord):

I'm going, I'm on my way, bless me when I enter the hot pot restaurant, I won't be so nervous that I will fall into the mud in front of them.

5967L (reply from the landlord):

The host came back to report the situation, that...it is already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, is anyone still reading the post?

My heart is a little messed up, I feel that I am acting particularly lackluster today!

Let's start with going to the hot pot restaurant last night.

As soon as I entered the door of the hot pot restaurant, I saw seven of them. I wanted to walk over calmly, but the six girls started screaming and waving when they saw me, and then looked at me and laughed!And it’s that special kind of smile... I was panicked at first, and I became even more nervous when I let them smile. At that time, the deputy gang leader was sitting among them, and he was lowering his head to fiddle with his mobile phone. When he heard their movement, he looked up at me. We looked over, and our eyes met.The real person of the vice gang leader is better than the photos, his eyes are particularly bright when he smiles, in your words, "there are stars in his eyes"... But in fact, the lights are obviously shining.

Anyway, when he looked at me like that and smiled, my heart skipped a beat, my legs softened, and I almost fell to my knees...

To be honest, I don't really understand why my legs are weak. Maybe I'm too nervous. You know the nerds who don't leave the door every day and don't go out.

I also smiled at the deputy gang leader while walking, and then sat in the only vacant seat at the table, which was next to the deputy gang leader.

At that time, a girl took a picture of me and the deputy gang leader. They were all snapshots of the moment when we looked at each other and smiled. They called it "meeting for the first time" and sent them to the YY group together with Meitu Xiuxiu. Yes, the assistant gang leader's smile in the photo is very masculine, and I smile like a mentally retarded...

But that's another story, I sat down next to the deputy gang leader, and nodded at him stupidly, and the deputy gang leader also smiled and nodded at me.

Then I started to browse the YY group with my head down. Those friends who didn’t come to the face-to-face want to know how our face-to-face is going, so several girls are taking turns to live broadcast.

As soon as I arrived, the group really exploded, they were all teasing me and the deputy gang leader, and the main firepower was focused on my appearance, either saying that I suffer, or saying that I suffer, so I posted a few words in the YY group To retort, the deputy gang leader also had a few words with me in the YY group as usual.But at this time, I suddenly received a private chat reminder on YY, I clicked to open it, and it was still the deputy gang leader...

The content of the deputy gang leader's private chat with me is this: "What?"

My ears were red, and my eyes were fixed on the phone screen, not daring to look up at him.

I immersed myself in typing on my phone, and replied to the deputy gang leader: "What a woolen thread."

Deputy Gang Leader: "What?"

I tried to change the subject: "Brother, isn't it a bit silly for us to chat on YY while sitting so close?"

Deputy gang leader: "You are blushing."

I typed while sweating coldly: "It's normal, it's so cold outside and so hot in the store, one must blush when it's cold and hot."

Deputy gang leader: "I've been looking at you, you look up."

I immediately wished I could plunge my head into the hot pot!

The atmosphere was so embarrassing that it was about to explode. I don't know what the deputy gang leader wants to do, but everything feels weird.Fortunately, the waiter came to serve the food at this time, and then I put my phone away, without looking at the deputy gang leader, and said to the girls present: "Let's start cooking, I didn't eat at noon, I'm starving to death."

Then everyone started to put food into the pot one after another...

5980L:

Hahahaha sitting next to each other and chatting on YY, it feels so romantic!

5993L:

The landlord was so weak that he wanted to kneel down after being looked at by the deputy gang leader. I really don't know how shy he was when he went to bed, tsk tsk tsk, rubbing his hands and waiting for the sex scene.