Showing love has to die

5076L (reply from the landlord):

Long time no see, my friends, your handsome host has appeared again. I have had enough time with the new version after it has been open for more than a month, so I will update the post when I come back.

I'm flattered that there are so many replies after I haven't come here in this period of time. The poster picked a few questions that many people asked and answered them together.

One, are the landlord and the deputy gang leader together—not together, girls who are always cranky, I advise you to read less Tanmei novels and read more Marxism-Leninism to cleanse your soul.

Second, is the main reason why the host disappeared during this period of time because he was forced to get out of bed every day by the vice gang? No, I was just addicted to the game. Please be healthy.

Third, when will the host plan to be with the deputy gang leader—sorry, I have no such plan for the time being.

Four... Forget it, I won't read the reply, it's too yellow-eyed, and what you care about most has become me and the deputy gang leader, shouldn't you be concerned about whether S and B have made new moths?

Anyway, let me talk about the recent strange deeds of Bayuan S and B to warm up first.The thing is like this, we are now opening a new version, and the maximum level has been raised from 100 to 105, which means that the previous equipment will be eliminated, because the 100-level top equipment in the old version may not be as good as the new version. Ordinary level 105 equipment has good attributes.

Then last week we went to open up a new dungeon. At that time, the members of our fixed group had basically saved enough common equipment for daily tasks, and eliminated the old equipment from the previous version. However, before we started pushing the boss, I But I found that the rings worn by S and B were still level 100 in the previous version.The pair of rings they wear are designed to look like a pair of couple rings from the shape to the name. In the last version, they were top attributes. They wear this pair of rings no matter they play pvp or pve, but now they are even used as daily gift rings. The attributes are better than this pair, so I told them to replace the ring.

As a result, B refused to change.

I persuaded earnestly: "Didn't you receive the new ring that was given out every day last week? This attribute is no longer good."

B said coldly: "This is my wedding ring."

S actually chimed in: "Our initials are engraved on it."

I:"……"

I calmed down and said, "Then you can change to something else first, and then change back after you finish typing."

B: "Well..."

I continued to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "The wedding ring is so important, and this dungeon cannot be crushed. What should I do if I get entangled with the boss and break it later?"

B said reluctantly, "Okay."

So they both put on the new version of the ring.

So, I'm really witty.

5077L:

The first sofa after the landlord returned is mine!

5093L:

Hahaha there is another post to follow!Come on, the host, please write more about the friendship between the deputy gang leader and you ♂ to ♂ daily ♂.

5120L (reply from the landlord):

After a little bit of tangling, we managed to get through this dungeon. The last big boss dropped a crit attribute gauntlet of my profession. At that time, I had three players of the same profession in the group, and the other two seemed to be They are all richer than me. I bid a few rounds with them and got [-] spirit stones. After that, I didn’t dare to add more. After all, the hard-working student dogs still have to live on their living expenses, so they dare not spend too much in the game.

However, the deputy gang leader saw that I didn't increase the price and immediately began to bid for me. In the end, he raised [-] spirit stones, and the other two gave up.

After the filming was over, the deputy gang leader turned on the microphone, with a clear and cold tone, and only said three words: "To the gang leader."

I was so moved that I accepted the one hundred thousand spirit stones traded by the deputy gang leader, and then immediately put on the gauntlet, and opened the attribute panel to see how comfortable it was.

Me: "Thank you so much, I'm so embarrassed, really."

According to the usual practice, the deputy gang leader asked: "You're welcome, the sound is nice."

And again according to the usual practice, I always call my father at this time.

So I turned on the microphone and said in a very sincere tone: "Thank you, Dad."

The deputy gang leader also turned on the microphone, and said surprisingly: "You are welcome, baby."

I shivered in fright: "Wait..."

However, at this embarrassing moment, S also came out to add fuel to the story. He interrupted me and asked B in a tone so gentle that he could drown people: "Is the baby tired from reading this book? Is the baby hungry? The baby's hands are sore." Not sour?"

B began to act like a spoiled child frenziedly, and her tone of voice was ups and downs, almost with wavy lines: "Baby is tired~Baby is hungry~Baby is sour~"

S said meanly: "Then husband takes the baby home to rest."

As soon as the two of them finished their performance, the deputy gang leader immediately said on YY: "Baby, share the spirit stone with everyone."

I was so devastated that I didn't even have the mood for Lingshi: "Damn it, did you do it on purpose?"

B and S said in unison: "No."

Deputy gang leader: "No, baby."

The voice of the deputy gang leader is very magnetic, and he purposely yelled very softly to tease me. His tone was not as cold as usual. I felt like I was about to be called out by him, so I immediately retorted: "You Can you stop calling it that?"

The deputy gang leader said leisurely: "You call me daddy, I call you baby, is there a problem?"

I:"……"

Damn it, the assistant leader's school is broken.

S also explained sanctimoniously: "The name baby has two meanings, one is a nickname between lovers, and the other is a name for children. Of course it can be used between lovers, but it is also no problem when used between father and son. .”

B is yin and yang: "If you think there is a problem, it must be because you have a ghost in your heart."

I was so choked that I couldn't say a word: "..."

The three of them teamed up to attack me!I hate it, I slapped the table and looked up on the spot, killing a big cup of hot cocoa!

5147L:

Unbelievable, the deputy gang leader seems to have suddenly awakened some flirtatious talent, he was not so good at flirting before...

5162L:

I think it was taught by S hahahahahaha!

5189L:

Maybe it's not just from S, maybe the deputy gang leader has condensed the wisdom of the whole gang these few times, the host baby will talk about the follow-up soon.

5219L (reply from the landlord):

You guys are thinking too much, I think the vice leader is doing this just to amuse me.

From that day on, the vice gang called me baby, basically his daily painting style is like this——

Deputy leader: "Good morning baby, have you had breakfast?"

Deputy leader: "Have you used the baby warmer I mailed to you?"

Deputy gang leader: "Baby, come and do daily routine together."

Vice-leader: "The baby is here to play in the arena."

And the protest is useless!Every time I protest to the deputy gang leader, he always reprimands me with the reason of "you called me dad first"!

What's more terrible is that S and B seem to have fallen in love with this title suddenly, and there are several other couples in the gang, showing their affection every day...

I almost don't know the word baby anymore!

Then, about half a month after the dungeon, I was hanging up the game to watch "Western World" that day, and the deputy gang leader suddenly called me on YY.

Deputy Gang Leader: "Baby, are you there?"

I bit the straw of Wangzai's milk and typed viciously: "Your baby, I accidentally burped when I drank milk just now."

Deputy Gang Leader: "Haha."

I took a big sip of Wangzai's milk: "Are you human? The baby still laughs when he burps."

Deputy gang leader: "Okay, three seconds of silence."

Me: "Just three seconds of silence?"

Deputy gang leader: "Okay, let's get down to business, I have something for you to see."

After finishing speaking, the deputy gang leader sent over two pictures, which showed two rings.

Here I have to explain the occupation of the deputy gang leader. He is actually a jewelry designer. As the name suggests, he designs all kinds of jewelry.

Well that's a bunch of crap...

5255L:

Hahahaha the host's baby is choking on milk hahahaha!

5276L:

I feel like a jewelry designer, Su... Is this going to design a wedding ring for the landlord?

5301L (reply from the landlord):

Your brains are too big, how could it be designed for me, he just showed me, he showed me his design works before, because he said that sometimes laymen can find other ways and give unique opinions.

The design of those two rings is very beautiful, elegant, generous, and simple, and although I can't say where it is reflected, it has a bit of Chinese style anyway, and then I honestly said: "It's so beautiful."

Deputy gang leader: "Give me some advice."

I looked at it for a while, and thought it looked good no matter how I looked at it, so I said, "I don't have any comments, I think it's perfect."

Deputy gang leader: "Really? Do you like it?"

Me: "I like it, couples?"

Deputy gang leader: "Yes, Chinese style wedding ring, you can engrave words inside, what do you think?"

Me: "I feel very good."

Deputy gang leader: "That's good."

Then I continued to watch the drama, and after watching it for a while, the deputy gang leader suddenly sent another message: "Baby stay with me."

I stared at "Westworld" and typed: "The baby is watching "Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse."

Deputy leader: "Then you read it first, and then accompany me after reading it."

I paused the player and stood up to go to the bathroom. Before I went, I sent another message to the assistant gang leader: "Okay, baby, go and change yourself a diaper."

The deputy gang leader seemed to be a little embarrassed at last: "...Okay."

As soon as he was embarrassed, I wanted to tease him, so I typed again: "噗嘤—I lay down in a big trough, the baby spit up milk, spit out a keyboard."

Deputy gang leader: "..."

Me: "Hahahahaha!"

I'll see when you get tired of this meme!

5331L:

Hahahahaha, I can't feel more sorry for the deputy gang leader!You can only have a mouthful!

5366L:

The deputy gang leader may have a shadow on the word baby...