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Early in the morning, Jiekong said, "Jin'an Temple's incense is dilapidated and in disrepair for a long time, and it is almost unbearable. There is an ancient Buddha in Jin'an Temple. I will go and bring the ancient Buddha back. Is there any one of you willing to share with me?" Let’s go to Jin’an Temple together.” Jie Kong is the most severe monk in Jie’s generation, and he had to suffer a lot on the way to Jin’an Temple after a long journey, so no one volunteered to go to Jin’an Temple.

Liu Mu looked around and saw that no one was going, so he stood up, "Master Jiekong, I'll go with you!"

"It's a long way to go, and it's a long journey on foot. Are you really willing?"

Liu Mu kept nodding his head like pounding garlic, "Yes, yes, [-] yes! Only if you don't eat bitterness and sweetness, can you go to the grave for someone!"

Zeng Qing said, "It's 'Master Fang' Brother Liu!"

Liu Mu smiled awkwardly, "If you die, you have to go to the grave. If you don't endure hardships, how can you have the face to go to the grave of your ancestors?"

Zeng Qing smiled and said, "Although it sounds strange, there is some truth to it."

Jie Kong thought it would be good, lest Liu Mu stay in the academy and cause trouble, he said with a smile, "Okay, since you are going, then I will take you there."

"Brother Liu is going, so I will go too." Zeng Qing said.

Yu Wanran was afraid that there would be another moth on the willow road, so she said, "Master Jiekong, I will go too."

Seeing that Yu Wanran was going, Feng Langqu opened his folding fan and pretended to be chic and said, "Master Jiekong, Langqu is also willing to go to Jin'an Temple with Master Jiekong. You must first suffer your heart and mind, exhaust your muscles and bones, starve your body and skin, empty your body, and disturb your actions, so your heart and patience have benefited what you can't do." After finishing speaking, he nodded and smiled at Yu Wanran, "I said Right, Brother Yu?"

Yu Wanran just nodded expressionlessly.

Liu Mu curled her lips, "What's the matter with muscles and bones? It's not cooking. It's so sour. You can't say good things. If you insist on moving around, you'll just talk about it. Pooh, disgusting. Let's go, Zeng Qing, let's go and pack things up." .” After speaking, he took Zeng Qing back to the room.

Liu Mu took the silver he won from gambling with everyone that day and followed Jie Kong on the road. He wanted to slip away many times on the way, but Yu Wanran found out in time and dragged him back.Liu Mu had no choice but to tie himself in a cocoon, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and rush to Jin'an Temple on foot with Jie Kong under Yu Wanran's supervision.

Jin'an Temple is located on a mountain, and Jiekong led a group of people to walk for nine days before reaching the foot of the mountain.The road up the mountain was very rough, and when everyone arrived at Jin'an Temple, Liu Mu had almost collapsed to the ground.

Jin'an Temple can be regarded as an old temple that has gone through hundreds of years of wind and rain, but now it is a dilapidated scene. The vermilion paint on the temple gate has long since fallen off, and the four heavenly kings in the Daxiong Hall can no longer see their original colors. A thick layer of dust fell on it, and there was a polished wooden Buddha on the high platform.

"I'll go to pay homage to the presiding officer of the dharma trace first, and you wait for me here." After speaking, Jie An followed a young monk to the back mountain.

Liu Mu said, "Master Jiekong has traveled so far for a wooden Buddha. Does this wooden Buddha have a history?"

The little monk clasped his hands together and bowed and said, "Don't underestimate the temple and the wooden Buddha, don't look at the dilapidated appearance of the temple today, but it was prosperous more than 200 years ago, and this wooden Buddha is from the former dynasty. The emperor gave it to Jin'an Temple." After speaking, he took a rag and went to the side to wipe the Buddha statue.

"That's it, so it's an antique with a long history, no wonder Master Jiekong would not be too tired to travel so far for it." After speaking, he picked up the broom and swept the floating ash on the other incense table, Sitting on it by himself, he said while beating his legs, "The road is far away, the mountains are high, and the road is not easy to walk. Master Jiekong is so stingy that he doesn't even hire a carriage. Now I can finally have a good rest."

Zeng Qing tugged at the corner of Liu Mu's clothes, "Brother Liu, it's not good for you to sit on it like this..."

Wen Siren said, "Liu Mu, that incense table is used to worship the Buddha, so you won't be afraid of being struck by lightning if you sit on it!"

Liu Mu gave Wen Siren a disdainful look, and said, "With your cheap mouth, you are not afraid of being retribution for not showing your virtue, and you will have a son with no farts and eyes in the future! I knew it was an offering to the Buddha." Yes, that's why I'm going to lie down and rest."

Feng Langqu clasped his hands together and bowed lightly to the little monk, with a humble and polite look, he said with a smile, "Young master, please don't take offense. My classmate is acting weird, rude, careless, and lacking in education since childhood. I don't know how to be polite, if I offend him, I apologize for him here."

Liu Mu snorted coldly, took another apple from the fruit bowl offered and took a bite, "Do you know what a Buddha is? You, everything in this world is a Buddha. I was born between heaven and earth, so I am also a Buddha. Then why can't I sit or lie down on this incense table for offering to Buddha?"

The little monk hurriedly put down the rag in his hand, walked over and looked at Liu Mu with admiration, and said, "The abbot also said this before he was alive. He said that there are not many people who can really understand the meaning, and it is even more so that they can be so free and easy." No. The benefactor is indeed a person of great wisdom, and he can comprehend what a real Buddha is at such a young age."

Liu Mu was embarrassed by what the little monk said, and said with a smile, "Little Master, you can call me Liu Mu from now on. I don't know what the little master should call me."

The little monk smiled and said, "The name of the little monk is Zhiyu."

Liu Mu asked, "Master Zhiyu, why is this Jin'an Temple so deserted now? I've been here for a long time, and I haven't seen any pilgrims, and even the monks have only seen you three."

Zhiyu said, "The successive years of famine have already forced the nearby villagers to move away. If there are fewer villagers, the incense will not be prosperous. If the incense is weak, it will not be able to support so many monks. Some brothers have gone to other temples, and some Returned to the vulgar, and some became barefoot monks to beg for alms. The abbot passed away last month, and now there are only two senior brothers Zhishan and I left in the temple. Several donors rest here first, and I will Go to clean the room and prepare vegetarian dishes for some benefactors, and some benefactors will wait for a while."

Liu Mu dragged Zeng Qing up to the incense table, Zeng Qing said, "Brother Liu, you are really wise, you can actually understand what a real Buddha is."

Liu Mu smiled, "This is called active learning. It's better than those who read a few more dead books by themselves and pretend to be a big-tailed wolf." Then he said to Yu Wanran, "Cousin, aren't you tired standing there? Come up." Sit down for a while."

Yu Wanran shook her head, "I'll take a look around, and I won't sit down."

Seeing that Yu Wanran was going to admire around, Feng Langqu followed her graciously.

Liu Mu said, "It's better if you don't come, Zeng Qing, look at the place here is so big, we can lie here and have a good sleep, I guess when we wake up, we can also eat Vegetarian food."

After speaking, he dragged Zeng Qing to lie beside him to see Duke Zhou.Although Zeng Qing also thought about the difference between men and women in his heart, he still lay down beside Liu Mu mischievously with his lips pursed.

When Liu Mu opened his eyes, Zeng Qing was scratching Liu Mu's itch with his hair, Liu Mu got up and stretched, Zeng Qing said, "Brother Liu, you have been asleep for almost an hour."

Liu Mu rubbed his belly, "No wonder, I'm hungry after sleeping for so long, Master Jiekong hasn't come back yet?"

Zeng Qing shook his head, and Liu Mu said, "Then sleep for a while..." After finishing speaking, he fell headfirst on the incense table.

Zeng Qing shook Liu Mu's body, and said coquettishly, "Don't sleep, Brother Liu..." Liu Mu was so dizzy and drowsy from Zeng Qing's shaking, he had to jump off the incense table, "Okay, okay, don't sleep."

Zeng Qing smiled mischievously, and jumped off the incense table.

The two were having fun, and didn't notice that Yu Wanran was looking at this side with some deep meaning.

At this time Jiekong walked in, "The villagers at the foot of the mountain insist on listening to the Dharma. Time is running out. I will go down the mountain to prepare for the lecture. I will come back in three days and take you down the mountain. Wisdom and Zhishan will go down the mountain with me. You must listen to Senior Brother Zhiyu's arrangement, and don't cause any trouble on the mountain, especially you, Liu Mu!"

Liu Mudui said with a smile, "How could it be? Don't worry, Master Jiekong, I will definitely not make trouble."

Seeing that it was getting late, Jiekong hurried down the mountain before he could finish his meal.

Zhiyu brought the remaining five people to the backyard, "Several benefactors, now there are only three guest rooms left, and several benefactors should arrange how to live here."

"Three rooms?" Liu Mu inspected several people back and forth, thinking, he must not let that bitch Feng Langqu find a chance to live with Yu Wanran, and of course Wen Siren couldn't either.But Zeng Qing can't live with her, no matter how Zeng Qing is a man, I... no, even though I'm married to her, I still can't live with her...

Feng Langqu said, "In this way, there are only two people in one room, how about me and Brother Yu..."

Liu Mu blurted out "No!" Everyone was taken aback by Liu Mu's roar, and they all looked at Liu Mu for a moment, and Liu Mu also felt that he had overreacted just now, and explained, "Because...because...don't look at my cousin Handsome, in fact, she was born with a pair of extremely smelly feet, and she always farts very loudly when she sleeps! Moreover, it is late autumn, and she cannot open the door and window when sleeping at night, even if she sleeps with the window open, The next day, it will also make you dizzy, vomiting and diarrhea, crooked mouth and eyes, facial features move, limbs are weak, legs and feet are weak, and you can’t tell the difference between east, west, north, east and west, and you can’t tell men, women, or children! There was a dog in our family back then. It's called Wangcai, because I slept in my cousin's room overnight, and I vomited for three days, and the dog in my stomach had a miscarriage. But if you have any special hobbies, Brother Rotten Maggot, you like to smell some special smells. If you want to share the bed with a big man...then I can't stop you." Liu Mu said embarrassingly, "Although I'm not manly, some things are understandable, and I've seen such things in Jinling Quite a few. Don’t worry, Brother Rotten Maggot, if you have something to hide, even if you don’t say it, I can understand it. But even if you really say it... I won’t make fun of you.”

Although Yu Wanran was angry at Liu Mu for saying that she had stinky feet, she couldn't say much, after all, she still wanted a room alone.Feng Langqu stood there in embarrassment, and didn't know what to say. If he said he didn't despise the other party, he seemed too eager, and if he didn't share a room with the other party, it seemed that he despised the other party.

Liu Mu smiled and said, "How about this, Brother Rotten Maggot and your cousin Wen Shiren live in the same room, and Fish Scale, whose smelly feet suffocate to death, lives in the same room by himself."

"What about you?" Yu Wanran asked Liu Mu.

Liu Mu said, "There is only one room left. Of course, Zeng Qing and I slept together." He thought, Zeng Qing is a simple-minded kid who doesn't even know what flowers and wine are, so it's probably okay to sleep in the same room with him. The problem, anyway, is much better than sleeping with Yu Wanran, sleeping with Zeng Qing can at least sleep on the bed, sleeping with Yu Wanran can only sleep on the table or on the floor.

Zeng Qing was taken aback for a moment, and Yu Wanran asked Zeng Qing, "Brother Zeng is also from a wealthy family, so he must have lived alone in the same room since he was a child. I don't know if you feel uncomfortable living in the same room with my cousin?"

Zeng Qing thought about it, and finally said, "It's okay. Just listen to Brother Liu's arrangement."

Yu Wanran looked at Liu Mu and Zeng Qing intentionally or unintentionally, but she didn't realize that there was a trace of displeasure in her heart at this moment.

The author has something to say: Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow may not necessarily update the article, today is crazy!Start hardworking mode!

Regarding the issue of relationship progress, I don't have a clue now!