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When Liu Mu came to the yard with a broom and dragged his feet, Zeng Qing had already piled up a pile of fallen leaves, and Liu Mu said, "Why did you come here to sweep the floor so early in the morning? I didn't mean I didn't need you." punished for me."

Zeng Qing straightened his back, shook his arms, and said, "The academy is so big, how long are you going to sweep by yourself? I'm afraid you will be scolded by Master Jiekong if you can't finish sweeping."

Liu Mu snatched Zeng Qing's broom and said, "It's better if you don't finish sweeping. Anyway, I don't want to study. I just clean here so I don't have to go to class. You don't need to help me with cleaning, but... can you copy for me?" That's so 'mediocre'!"

Zeng Qing smiled and said, "Of course there is no problem."

Liu Mu secretly handed over her 'calligraphy' to Zeng Qing, "But you must imitate my handwriting to write. If the writing is too beautiful, Master Jie Kong will definitely find that it was not written by me."

"Don't worry." Zeng Qing opened the ball of paper that Liu Mu gave him, and couldn't help laughing.

Liu Mu said with some embarrassment, "I knew you would make fun of me after reading my handwriting."

Zeng Qing smiled and said, "I'm not making fun of you. Brother Liu, you are bold and unrestrained. Unexpectedly, your handwriting is so bold. It really looks like a person."

Seeing the time for class, the students came here one after another, and Feng Langqu's attentive voice was heard from Liu Mu far away, "Brother Yu Lin slept soundly last night, didn't he?"

Yu Wanran nodded.

Feng Langqu said, "It's absurd that some people bring dice to the academy. It won't be mentioned on the table, and it will disturb other people's rest. Wouldn't it damage the reputation of the academy if it got out. "

Liu Mu thought to herself that she was so far away from Feng Langqu's wing, and they were not in the same courtyard, how could Feng Langqu know about his setting up the gamble? Could it be that he told Jie Kong the secret!

Liu Mu stretched his waist, "Which big-mouthed slut of mine told Master Jie Kong the secret, it turned out to be some rotten maggot. Cousin, you are always with this rotten maggot, and you are not afraid of anyone who gets close to it." Is it black!"

Zeng Qing whispered, "It's 'Near Zhu Zhe Chi'."

Liu Mu cursed secretly, why did he always say something wrong!But Feng Langqu couldn't let Feng Langqu see the joke, so he quibbled and said, "Some sluts pretend to be sincere on the outside, but they are actually black! Therefore, those who get close to Zhu will also become black!"

Zeng Qing smiled and said, "Brother Liu's insight is really unique!"

Liu Mu said, "Feng Lanzhu, you hang around my cousin all day long. You can't be short-sleeved, are you? I didn't expect Brother Feng to have such a habit, but it doesn't matter. I know a lot of handsome young men in Jinling. How about I Let me introduce you? But I'm afraid that people will look down on you."

Feng Langqu said disdainfully, "Brother Yu and I are just close friends, as clear as water, naturally we are not the kind of dirty people you say. Brother Yu, let's go." After finishing speaking, he went straight forward without looking at Liu Mu. go.

Yu Wanran glanced at Liu Mu, and asked, "How long will it take to sweep, do you want me to help you?"

Liu Mu said angrily, "Stop pretending to be a good person! It's not thanks to your rotten confidant, but anyway, I don't bother to study with you, I wish I could spend a few more days outside and don't have to smell it with you." The smell of stinky ink, so as not to spoil the brain."

Wen Siren came from behind, pretending not to see that he walked over the pile of willow leaves, and kicked the leaves all over the ground again.

Zeng Qing shouted loudly, "Wen Shiren, you are going too far!"

Wen Siren said disdainfully, "Businessman's low class." After speaking, he sneered and left.

Liu Mu wandered around the academy with a broom all morning, and everyone went to the dining hall. After a long time, Zeng Qing came out of the academy, "Brother Liu."

"Zeng Qing, why did you come out? Didn't you go to eat?"

Zeng Qing squeezed his neck and said, "I only copied half of the mean in those three times." After speaking, he handed the stack of papers in his hand to Liu Mu, and Liu Mu looked at the crooked words on it and said with a smile, "Zeng Qing, you sure as hell Great, it looks like it was my handwriting." After speaking, he threw the broom on the ground, put his arms around Zeng Qing's shoulders and went to the dining hall.

Liu Mu looked at the empty rice bucket, there was not a single grain of rice in it.The great monk who was cooking said to Feng Langqu, "Mr. Feng, thanks to you telling me to cook less today, otherwise it would be a waste..."

Wen Siren came over and said with a smile, "I'm really sorry, Liu Mu, I don't have any food for you two."

Yu Wanran pulled Liu Mu to the table, "I've already left food for you."

Liu Mu picked up two bowls of rice with a sneer, "Who's using your hypocrisy to help me?" Wen Siren hid the two bowls of rice after speaking, and said with a smile, "Why, brother Liu, you want to play the same thing that hurt my cousin last time?" Are you recruiting?"

Liu Mu smiled and said, "That's not it, even a pig will not be caught twice by a trap." After speaking, taking advantage of Wen Siren's unpreparedness, he directly put two bowls of rice on Wen Siren's face.He laughed and said, "But if a pig really falls into the same trap twice, it can only mean that it is the stupidest pig. I will feed the pigs those two bowls of rice!"

After speaking, he took Zeng Qing and swaggered out of the dining hall, leaving only the laughter of the room and Wen Siren's roar.

Liu Mu said, "Go back and help me continue to copy that and so on. After half an hour, go to the back mountain. There is a stone road with grass growing there. You go north along that road, and I will wait for you there."

"No, Brother Liu, the back mountain is a forbidden area of ​​the monastery."

Liu Mu whispered, "It's fine as long as no one finds out when you go. Also, keep it secret."

Half an hour later, Zeng Qing came to the back mountain and walked along the route Liu Mu said. He saw Liu Mu sitting next to the fire and roasting a pheasant. 'The sound.

Zeng Qing hurried over and said in a low voice, "Brother Liu, meat is not allowed in the academy."

Liu Mu said nonchalantly, "What are you afraid of, just wipe your mouth after eating, and others won't see it."

"Master Jiekong said that he would blame the Buddha for eating meat, not to mention that this is a monastery." Zeng Qing seemed to have some concerns in his words.

Liu Mu smiled and said, "They pray to Buddha, but I don't worship Buddha. Besides, these birds and beasts will die sooner or later, and the living ones are nothing more than food for humans. There are pheasants and hares in the mountains behind. I set up many traps here. As long as you want to eat, you will never be hungry. I don’t even bother to eat those simple meals. You really don’t want to eat?” Liu Mu took a bite of the roast chicken, “Don’t worry, this place is very hidden, and there is an order from the Huguo Temple, The back mountain is a forbidden area, those monks dare not come here easily, which means that no one will know that we are eating meat here!"

"Since it's a forbidden area, how dare you trespass here?"

"Because it's a forbidden area, no one else will come here except us. If you don't tell me, or I don't tell you, no one else will know that we have been here." After finishing speaking, he passed the chicken in his hand, "Coward, Really don't want to eat?"

Zeng Qing also smiled slyly, pulled off a chicken leg and ate it with Liu Mu, "Brother Liu, this chicken is so delicious that it's burnt on the outside and tender on the inside."

"Of course, I don't know anything about reading, but I'm not good at eating, drinking, and gambling! You're so stupid to read and read, you don't even know what flower wine is. It's a pity that you are far away in the capital, my brother. If it is in Jinling, I will definitely take you to have fun!"

Zeng Qing asked while munching on the chicken, "Brother Liu, do you have a wife?"

"Daughter-in-law?" Liu Mu took a deep breath. These days, he really regards Yu Wanran as his cousin, and often ignores the fact that he is married to her. Count it!"

"Could it be that your family has already made a marriage contract for you?"

"It's not just a marriage contract," Liu Mu smacked his lips, "but I get angry when I mention that shrew! I really wish I would never see her again in my life!"

Zeng Qing felt sorry, hearing Liu Mu's tone, he just thought that Liu Mu married an ugly and tough woman.

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