Master Zhili is too difficult to understand

Cobb didn’t know what date it was today, and people in a daze didn’t even look at the calendar. The knock on the door was deafening. Cobb frowned and opened his eyes, dissatisfied with the unexpected visitor who woke him up.He opened the door slowly, and Chu Haoyu walked in first: "Hey, I made an appointment to meet at your house today."

"Who did you make an appointment with? Why don't I know?"

"I made an appointment with them, don't you know now?" Chu Haoyu seemed to be full of energy, and Cobb didn't want to know how he was full of energy.Chu Haoyu looked around the messy living room: "Are you at home alone?" After asking, he realized that he might have asked a question he shouldn't have asked: "Say it earlier, it's over if you go to my house for the New Year, our house even has a dog Qi, can't afford to support you?"

"Get out of here."

"Just you? Haven't the others arrived yet?" Ying Xiujie walked in, and Chu Haoyu was startled: "This is winter, how did you get so tanned in such a short time!"

"Black spots are more manly."

Others also arrived one after another. Zhou Xinhe, a good wife and loving mother, began to help Cobb clean the room, and Gongzhu looked at Cobb's house: "Now it's all about Youyan and Mr. Zhili."

"We're not in a hurry, Xinhe, cook us something to eat after cleaning the room."

"Don't just know how to order people, but also help out. If you are in charge, he..." Cobb said as he opened the curtains.

"Youyan, you are here." Chu Haoyu interrupted Cobb: "Let me tell you secretly, Cobb is very pitiful. I don't know how many times I cried secretly at home alone during the New Year. Think about it. What else can a person do in the room besides self-comfort, he must be very horny now, don't get close to him until Zhili comes."

"If you want to whisper something, keep it quiet." Cobb glared at him.

"Look, hungry people are very angry."

"I told you to get out just now."

It didn't take much time for Zhou Xinhe, who was quick to do things, to clean up the living room, and then started cooking again. Everyone except Cobb and Youyan looked at the opened door and waited for it to be done. The door of the inner room opened. Yes, Zhili walked into the kitchen before the eyes of others, opened the refrigerator and took out the milk.

A few people who reacted a little slower stared at Zhili: "Zhi, Zhili, where did you come from?!"

"Room."

"Did you sleep with Cobb last night? When did you come?"

"The day of winter vacation."

"Are you just in this room like a kennel, eating all this junk food for the New Year?" Zhang Luo's statement made Cobb angry, but what Chu Haoyu said made him even more angry: "Cobb Cobb, you usually pretend to have no desires and no desires. Didn’t you expect your desires to be so big, and you don’t let them go during the Chinese New Year? No parents are in charge, how many times have you done it, said, how many times, it’s not me The sofa I’m sitting on now is also…”

"I'm not you!"

"I still don't admit it, you see Zhili is drinking milk to replenish his body."

"He also drinks milk in the morning!"

The dishes were served on the table one after another, and the table was full of people, clamoring and sitting in front of their favorite dishes like children. Su Youyan, who had become Zhili's confidant unknowingly, told Zhili about the travel matters: "It will be booked at night. You will be back after five days of play, and your change of clothes is ready.” Cobb, who overheard the conversation between the two, objected: “Just go to the nearby hot springs and take the train, aren’t you tired? .”

"It's boring to be in a nearby place, you can go there in normal times." Chu Haoyu objected to Cobb's objection.

"Don't you need to spend money?"

"You don't have lucky money?"

"Already in college, can you still get the New Year's money?"

"We are students, and it is only natural for students to collect lucky money! I celebrate the New Year just for the lucky money!" Chu Haoyu looked like a national hero.

Gongzhu took out ten yuan and put it into Cobb's bowl, and Cobb threw the money on him: "You send the beggar, if you want to give it, you can give it more than 50 yuan, and you won't accept anything else!" Cobb's expression was like A great man.While Cobb was talking to Gongzhu, Chu Haoyu and Zhang Luo exchanged glances. The two quickly finished their meal and dropped the bowl before leaving the table. How could Cobb be so careless? He noticed that the two were planning to enter his Room.

"What do you want?"

"Visit your boudoir, and find out if there are any little pornographic books by the way."

"Whatever you want to find, there is no such thing." He didn't seem nervous, and continued to eat. The vegetables in Ying Xiujie's bowl piled up into a hill, and he kept stuffing his mouth: "I really don't understand them, how could it be?" Interested in that kind of thing and those things, it's not like a man at all."

"You are completely uninterested in this point. I don't think you are like a man. Can you solve the problem of your childish body first? The older you are, the more you will be laughed at by women." Facing the open topic of boys , Zhou Xinhe kept his head down and did not speak.

"Are you kidding!! Boy urine is used to prevent demons and goblins, just laugh at me now, hum, if you encounter ghosts or zombies in the future, don't beg me to give you some urine."

"I definitely won't."

Gong Zhu frowned: "Can you be more civilized when eating?"

Chu Haoyu's hand stretched out from the room, holding the half-used lubricating fluid: "Zhili, I'll put this in your bag for you."

"Well, there is still a bottle under the pillow, throw it away, it smells bad, and..." Cobb covered his mouth: "Stop talking!" Su Youyan took out his notebook and wrote it down, muttering to himself Language: "Zhili doesn't like brand X."

"Don't forget too!!"

"Things that are reimbursed at public expense, if you buy the wrong one, it will be wasted." Su Youyan still wrote.

Cobb glared at Zhili angrily: "You pay for this kind of thing yourself!" Zhili, whose mouth was covered, bit Cobu's palm lightly, making him let go.

"I don't care."

"You care about me." Thinking that every time you buy it, Su Youyan will record it. At this moment, Cobb feels ashamed to stand naked on the street, and he turns to Su Youyan: "Youyan, the account book should not be shown to others. Let's go." Su Youyan looked back at Cobb seriously: "What are you talking about, everyone's association public funds have always been open, fair, and transparent, and I don't want to be suspected of embezzling money by you."

"You mean to say that it is simple, that everyone can see it!"

Gong Zhu waved his hand: "What's the use of saying this now? We've been discussing behind our backs for a year, and we've made several bets in the time you spent buying lubricants." Cobb's mouth twitched, his expression stiff.Zhang Luo put Cobb's loose boxer pants on and walked out: "Cobb, lend me some to wear, and I will return it to you on graduation day."

"Get out of here!"

"So angry early in the morning, Zhili, are you not satisfied with him?"

Zhili raised his eyes thoughtfully, met Cobb's refreshing smile, and clasped his hands together: "Please don't think, and don't take action, I'm really satisfied with you to the point of explosion."