Master Zhili is too difficult to understand

Walking out of the supermarket with his hands full, Cobb handed the bag in his right hand to the branch manager. He bought things extremely fast, and with the time spent queuing up for the checkout, it only took [-] minutes. He didn’t like to choose. Go, put what you want directly into the shopping cart.

"You bought a mobile phone so quickly? I thought it would take a while for you, so go home if you have nothing to do."

Zhili didn't answer, took the bag and shook it in his hand as he walked.

"If you shake it like that, the eggs inside will break."

"What." The bag in Zhili's hand shook even higher, and Cobb cocked his mouth and said, "You carry so much cash?"

"credit card."

"give me."

The branch manager handed over the credit card, and Cobb reiterated: "Give me your new mobile phone, and I will enter my number." In this way, he will be the first person to deposit the number on the mobile phone, and Cobb opens the communication Record, there is actually someone who is one step faster than me!

"Whose number is this?"

"who knows."

"Who knows what it is? It's the mobile phone you just bought, isn't it you? Could it be that the person who sold the mobile phone saved it?" Cobb thought for a while and asked, "How old is the mobile phone seller and what does he look like?"

"who knows."

"Why don't you know anything."

"I'm not interested in other people's looks and ages."

After hearing this, Cobb deliberately did not answer, and said his own: "I never thought that I would use my position to secretly do this kind of thing and steal my number one position." Zhili took the phone, not only deleted got that number, added it to the blacklist, and returned it to Cobb: "No problem."

"No problem." He made a grimace, stared down at the phone screen, what should he write in the note name, how about writing it as Zhizuosi's name, according to his personality, he would definitely not check the address book, if he called himself when he received a call For dad, that would be fun.Zhili, who had walked a few steps away, said softly, "Don't be clever." Hey, he was seen through.He honestly entered his name and threw the phone over: "Catch it." Zhili raised his hand and grabbed it easily.

The ramp in front of the house is a challenge for Cobb, who is wearing heavy clothes. Zhili is almost at the top, but he hasn’t even walked halfway. Cobb takes out his mobile phone, stares at Zhili’s back, and waits for him to pick it up. Telephone.

"Hey, you can carry the other bag too, I can't crawl anymore."

Zhili turned around, the sound of calling the dog was very clear on the receiver, and Cobb pointed at Zhili in the distance: "It's useless." Zhili clamped the phone to his ear, took out the luncheon meat from the bag, and continued Make a dog-calling sound.

"It's useless!" After he finished speaking, he found that Zhili was looking at the house next to him, no, more precisely, he was staring at the dog's plate at the door of the house, and Cobb yelled: "If you really Do what's on your mind right now, and I'll throw away the condoms and lube."

"Throw it away if you feel more comfortable that way."

"Wait, I'm going to catch you, I'm going to bite you to death!" Cobb quickened his pace up the slope, and Zhili watched him step back calmly.Climbing up to the top of the slope, Cobb put his hands on his knees and gasped for breath. Zhili was standing within his reach, but he couldn't take a step.

"You and I..." He weakly stretched out his hand to grab the air, but couldn't catch the target no matter what.Zhili took a step forward and let Cobb grab the pocket of his clothes: "Will you kill me now or go home and kill me."

"Go back, go home, drink some water first."

Zhili took the bag in his hand: "Call an ambulance for you?"

"Thank you for your kindness, it's not that serious." Cobb, who was able to breathe calmly, snatched back the bag again: "I'll carry it myself." There was still 100 meters away from home. They are all empty, empty hands are boring, what else can they do, they are naturally held together.

A quiet and ordinary year, no cleaning, no visits to relatives and friends, no auspicious things posted, no vows, eating snacks, playing mobile games and puzzles, watching movies, lingering on the bed, so nothing new After a while, how exciting and fresh can two people get along with each other? Is the relationship expressed by playing various tricks comparable to the ordinary but not boring relationship?

The moon was covered by clouds, Cobb's hand rested on Zhili's abdomen, and a corner of the quilt had fallen to the ground. The sound of firecrackers and fireworks sounded outside the window, and the room flickered like the tail of a firefly. He slightly raised his head to look at the Looking out the window: "It's really noisy. It should be twelve o'clock."

"Are you going to transform?"

"I'm not Cinderella!"

"Then how do you know it's twelve o'clock?"

"Many people set off cannons at midnight on New Year's Eve. Haven't you heard of it since you were a child?"

"My dad hates noise."

"Do you go to a quiet place every year? That's not a New Year's atmosphere."

"It's very Chinese New Year's atmosphere now?"

"We have been educated differently since we were young. There is a generation gap in this area, so I don't bother arguing with you." He looked away, looking at the shadows that sometimes disappear on the wall: "Oh, it's the new year, why am I still thinking about it?" nor."

"Just be a person who has no idea, and leave it to me to deal with it later."

"The weight will be very heavy in the future, how can I leave you alone."

"If it's very heavy, what should I do if it makes you shorter."

"It's so taller than me." Cobb's head rested on Zhili's shoulder, and Cobb's sweet smile could only be seen when the fireworks were lit.

"The intermission is over." Zhili turned over and pressed Cobb.

"Hands, hands are so cold, haha, there, haha, you know I'm the most ticklish there, it's on purpose." Cobb smiled and stuck his head out of the quilt, struggled, and was dragged into the quilt again in a few seconds.

No matter how brilliant the fireworks are, no matter how natural the feelings of the opposite sex are, Cobb neither envies nor cares about them.