[Full-time Loye] Three Topic Stories

could smash his bathroom.

Clap clap, clap clap.

There was too much movement in the room, and Zhang Jiale couldn't ignore it.

He hurried into the room, opened the bathroom door and saw that Ye Xiu's upper body was pressed outside, a fish tail resting on the other side of the wall, the whole person... the fish was suspended above the water surface, because of the slippery scales, Sitting very unsteadily, it made him tremble with fear.

"No way," Ye Xiu was still wagging his tail and knocking on the wall, "You actually use cold water for bathing, will I get swollen?"

"...That's right."

Zhang Jiale dully remembered that he was not a freshwater fish, and was about to leave, but stopped suddenly, turned around and asked, "How much salt should I put? Is the concentration...[-]%?"

Ye Xiu couldn't help but turn pale with shock: "What are you doing, do you think you want to soak salted fish?"

Zhang Jiale has been busy for a long time, tossing and tossing, and finally satisfied the picky Mr. Mermaid.

He sat on the edge of the bathtub with his upper body leaning on the armrest, and his tail relaxed and dipped in the water, swinging gently. The lights in the bathroom are beautiful, and different lights pass through the water and project into the pool, reflecting a wonderful sense of hierarchy.

Just as he was fascinated by the sight, Ye Xiu coughed a few times: "How about it, are you satisfied with what you saw?"

Zhang Jiale: "..."

The ghost captain, who was infected with a cough, coughed dryly while looking away: "Then what, I was thinking, you are like this...won't you be cold?"

Just like the pictures in fairy tales, the upper body of the mermaid is a human body, without fish scales, and without clothes, because there are no key parts, no codes, and no cover of shells, just exposed naked and openly in the air.

Perhaps Zhang Jiale's gaze became too meaningful, Ye Xiu subconsciously stretched out his hand to cover his chest: "Uh, it's okay? Just get used to it."

boom--

There was a knock at the door, and a small crew member rushed in anxiously: "Captain first—"

The sound stopped abruptly.

Seeing the picture in front of him clearly, the expression of the little crew member became a little frightened, and subconsciously took a few steps back: "Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you!"

Zhang Jiale stretched out his hand: "Wait, you are not what you imagined——"

"Captain, calm down, don't be too horny! That's a mermaid!" The little crewman said loudly, "The species is different, why? What's more, you still want the overlord to force your bow?!"

Shouting this in a breath, he ran out with his red face covered, and closed the door by the way.

boom!

There was another knock at the door, and the room became quiet again.

After a long silence, Zhang Jiale rested his chin: "I was reminded by him, actually I have been curious for a long time, how do mermaids fuck?"

His eyes moved from Ye Xiu's upper body to the lower body...

"It's nothing special," Ye Xiu said with a blank expression, "Just find the right position of the genital cavity-hey, I'm just talking, don't come up and touch your hands!"

……

The little crew members who quickly fled from the captain's room vaguely heard the sound of water splashing from the bathroom inside, and silently reached out their hands to cover their ears.

It's over, the captain has been so obsessed with prostitution in the daytime, it's hopeless!

"It's too exaggerated, your clothes," Ye Xiu commented, "As expected of a straight man's gaze, I was really dumbfounded."

"Where's the exaggeration?" Zhang Jiale was dissatisfied. "I did this with a rare woman on board. Could it be that her vision is not good?"

"Oh?" Ye Xiu raised his eyebrows, "What does she do?"

"Cook..." Zhang Jiale looked away guiltily.

Ye Xiu, who has been a siren for an unknown number of years, may be a bit behind in terms of news and fashion, so he doesn't know what a nude apron is, but he still instinctively feels that this kind of clothes are not serious clothes, and he feels weird wearing them everywhere. , from head to toe... to tail, very uncomfortable.

Maybe it's because of the relationship between the super vulgar heart on the chest and Cupid.

"Forget it, whatever you want," Ye Xiu, who always lives at ease, quickly put aside the pimple in his heart, stretched out the remodeled wide apron, hugged his upper body, and then curled up into a ball, slowly submerged in water.

Zhang Jiale lay on the edge of the bathtub, staring at the bubbles constantly emerging in the pool water for a long time, and then remembered that mermaids have gills and can breathe freely underwater...

So, it means you can have sex in the water as much as you want?

Captain Ghost thought shyly.

Ah, it's over, it's really going to bend.

The ghost captain, who found himself immersed in the color of the mermaid recently, learned from the painful experience and decided to leave the mermaid in the bathroom for a while to manage the affairs on the ship.

Well, there is indeed a backlog of things. They have just returned to the West Sea. First, they have to tour the territory, then resolve various disputes, and negotiate new contracts with business people... and so on.

When he was free again, Zhang Jiale slapped his head, remembering that Ye Xiu had been forgotten by him for a long time, and wondered if he hadn't seen a living creature for so long, was he bored to mold?

Zhang Jiale opened the door carefully, then slid in, closed the door with his hands behind his back, and walked slowly towards the bathroom.

Then, at this moment, the bathroom door opened by itself, and then, a figure appeared behind the door.

Zhang Jiale gasped.

The first thing that appeared was Ye Xiu's pale and lifeless face. It hadn't been seen for a few days, and it seemed that there were some dark circles under his eyes, and the color was a bit heavy.

The water droplets on the hair are still falling, it seems that he must have just crawled out from the bottom of the bathtub, most of the female apron wrapped around his body is gone, and it has become a bigger white cloth, obviously not long enough, just right Covering the thighs, Zhang Jiale only took one look, and decided that Ye Xiu, who had regained his human form, must be wearing nothing underneath.

The drops of water slid all the way down the white thighs to the calves, and finally flowed to the floor, forming a pool of water stains.But I don't seem to pay attention to these things at all. I haven't experienced the feeling of long legs for a long time. I walk very unnaturally, my body is wobbly, and I didn't take a few steps before one leg slipped down——

Zhang Jiale rushed up to catch him very quickly, and then said with a heartbroken voice:

"I really never thought that you are this kind of fish! You actually seduced me so openly! Do you think I won't be fooled! I made a mistake, I just like fish like you—"

Then, Ye Xiu indifferently pushed him away.

"You are mistaken, I am no longer a fish."

"...That's right."

Pushed to the ground, Zhang Jiale sat blankly for a long time, thinking about the time when the contract ended—oh, it just happened.

"So you now—"

"It's a ghost." Ye Xiu, the ghost, stood in front of him with his hands on his hips, "Is it...your kind?"

"Well, white..." Zhang Jiale stared at his legs thoughtfully.

Ye Xiu wrapped the cloth around himself vigilantly: "What's wrong?"

"It's the same kind," Zhang Jiale thumped his palms as if enlightened, "It seems that we can fuck!"

……Oops.

Behind you is the big bed with special treatment in the captain's room. The white sheets and white pillows are soft and suitable for rolling.

And Ye Xiu, who had regained his legs and was still unable to fully control his walking behavior, found himself in a desperate situation.

Clap clap, clap clap.

Even without the big tail of the mermaid, such voices continue to come from Mr. Captain's room.

Speaking of this matter, the members on the ship all shook their heads and sighed:

well!Beauty misleads people!

The author has something to say:

The follow-up to the previous part... It's a pity that I can't write papapa_(:з"∠)_

6. Sit up and move by yourself

2016.1.27. Le Ye's three questions: "Can't move", "Anxious", "Regret"

Just as the sun was rising, Zhang Jiale set off.

The sky was not completely bright yet, and the road out of the valley was full of fog and visibility was extremely low. It was even more difficult for him who could only see with one eye.Thanks to his familiarity with the terrain, Zhang Jiale was able to walk all the way to the stone bridge freely.

The long bridge with the stele is the foothold of the night watchman. When you leave here, you will officially leave the Valley of Flowers.

Before Zhang Jiale took a step, he heard a voice from the white mist ahead: "Senior Zhang Jiale?"

The shadow then walked out.Zhang Jiale naturally knew that this was the night watchman on duty.

"Good morning," he greeted the junior.

"Morning," the night watchman hesitated for a moment, obviously puzzled by the premature greeting, "this is—"

"I'm going on a long trip," Zhang Jiale said.

"So suddenly?" The other party was surprised.

Seeing Zhang Jiale nodding his head, the night watchman stopped talking immediately.

Everyone in the valley knew that the lover of the owner of the valley had died. For many days, the depression in his heart was still difficult to relieve.Thinking about it, I plan to go to the outside world for a walk, take a look, and change my mood, so as not to die in depression and regret.

The night watchman expressed his understanding, then took a step back, watching Zhang Jiale disappear into the other side of the white mist step by step.

Zhang Jiale's lover died.

He knew it was his fault.He is a person who easily blames himself, but he also knows that Ye Xiu absolutely does not want him to be like this.

So, he decided to cheer himself up.

To go out into the world, to walk again through the places they used to walk together.

At the first stop, the Shoebill stopped him.

Zhang Jiale looked over from a distance, and saw that big gray bird with a ferocious face, holding a wild duck in its beak, standing in the middle of the road. Before he found him, he had just spread its wings and howled at something, and turned around after hearing footsteps. When he turned around, the three-meter-long wings immediately blocked the entire way.

Zhang Jiale recognized him. Tang Hao, who had studied in the valley before, went outside to challenge himself after he succeeded in transformation.Did not expect to meet here, Zhang Jiale was also quite surprised.

Seeing that it was a familiar senior, Tang Hao shook his head and threw the duck away. The duck fell to the ground unexpectedly, croaked, shook off a few feathers, and rolled a few times without getting up.

"What are you doing?"

"He's blocking my way." Tang Hao turned his head and glared at the duck in displeasure, "I'm going to the river to find something to eat—do you want to come together?"

He sent an invitation to Zhang Jiale.

Zhang Jiale, who hadn't had breakfast yet, thought about it and agreed.

The river was on the leeward side of Wuthering Heights. It was of different depths, and when it was fast, it was very dangerous, and there were crocodiles from time to time.

However, since the shoebill stork came to live here, the crocodile has disappeared. It is said that it is because of the rumor that this guy is so fierce that even crocodiles can be eaten.

But Tang Hao is obviously not interested in crocodiles. His beloved lungfish often hide in the muddy water in the shallows, and it takes a lot of time to dig them out.

When the whalebill stork was looking for food, Zhang Jiale sat on the big pebble beside him in a daze.

He can't swim, and neither can Ye Xiu.When he first met him, he once heard Ye Xiu tell about a thrilling experience of his own: when he left Wuthering Heights and crossed the bridge, he was suddenly dragged into the river by algae, and he was about to be chopped into pieces—or put on tentacles. Prey or something - the algae monster was freed by being knocked dazed by a Shoebill stork who had plunged into the water and set him free.

Zhang Jiale's gaze turned to Tang Hao unconsciously.

That time, he didn't intend to be a hero to save the beauty, but he was hungry and dizzy on the way to Baihua Valley to learn art. He wanted to find something to eat by the river, but he didn't grasp the accuracy and strength when he was hungry, so he fell into it. river...

The wild duck blocking the way slipped here at some point, and there were a few friends beside him, looking for earthworms among the pebbles.

croak!The wild duck scrambled to Zhang Jiale's side, screaming hard, flapping its featherless wings.

Zhang Jiale was fascinated by reminiscing about the past, and it took him a long time to realize that the voice was a little familiar.

"Fang Rui?" He looked at him for a long time before asking uncertainly.

quack!

The mallard pecked him.

"what happened?"

Another mallard kindly explained: "Senior Fang Rui failed to transform into a human form during the full moon last time, so now he can't speak human words for a while..."

What a pity, Zhang Jiale expressed sympathy.

"Quack," Fang Rui raised one wing dissatisfied.

"He asked Senior Ye Xiu?" The duck companion quickly translated.

"..."

Being poked at something sad, the smile that Zhang Jiale was about to show suddenly disappeared without a trace.

"He's dead," he said.

The wild ducks were all startled.

The shoebill who came back with the fish in his mouth opened his mouth in surprise, and didn't care until the food in his mouth slipped away.

"How did you die?"

However, Zhang Jiale didn't really want to recall this sad event, shook his head, got up and left.

The others in Wu Xiao seemed to have forgotten about breakfast, and just stood there, watching him leave.

It is said that if you keep walking, across the mountains and through the grass, you will definitely reach the seaside.

But Zhang Jiale didn't expect it to be so soon.

But since you're here, let's find an acquaintance to be a guest.

Following the path Ye Xiu had told him, he soon reached the depths of the stalactite cave.It is difficult for the sunlight to reach here, only a little bit of light from the scales on the stone wall.

When Da's Batfish suddenly jumped out of the water, Zhang Jiale was so startled that he slipped and stepped into the puddle.

Facing the other party's cold gaze, Zhang Jiale scratched his hair and said awkwardly, "Uh... sorry, did I disturb your sleep?"

If Ye Xiu was here, he would have stretched out his hand and grabbed his fin and shook it very impolitely, saying, "Hey, Lao Han, it's been a long time since I saw your lipstick is more colorful!" a meal.

But he is gone.

Fortunately, the batfish just looked fierce, and quickly said, "The fortune teller said you will come."

"Wang Jiexi is here?" Zhang Jiale was a little surprised.

"Come to ask about Ye Xiu." Han Wenqing frowned, "Because he has been unable to figure out the result... Where is Ye Xiu? Isn't he with you?"

What responded to him was Zhang Jiale's dejected expression.

"Ye Xiu... is dead."

Batfish was also a little shocked by the news, and didn't speak for a long time.

Zhang Jiale was in no mood to visit. After saying goodbye to Han Wenqing, he walked back, because the light was very dark, and there were many puddles and rocks. It was very difficult for him to walk step by step, and he was very careful not to slip into the water. drowned.

"How did you die?"

Before Han Wenqing had time to ask the question, another voice asked for him.

At this time, Zhang Jiale was concentrating on the road in front of him, he was startled by the sound, turned around and backed up abruptly, but hit his head on the raised stone wall, almost bleeding.

"Who am I to blame!"

"It's me," answered a light above the water.

Because of this, Zhang Jiale saw the appearance of the lantern fish, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief: "Wang Jiexi, who are you scaring..."

"What's wrong with Ye Xiu?" Wang Jiexi ignored it and went straight to the point.

"He..." Zhang Jiale lowered his head.

Finally, under Wang Jiexi's ruthless questioning, he confessed the truth: "I accidentally opened the window, allowing him to see the sunlight."

Ghosts cannot exist in sunlight.

The moment the light hit him, Ye Xiu disappeared.

Ashes.

"How could this be?" Wang Jiexi asked him very seriously—even though his lantern face was always serious—asked him, "Are you sure he's dead?"

"..."

To be honest, Zhang Jiale didn't know either.

However, at night, Ye Xiu didn't show up to look for him again. After he left the valley, he traveled all over the place—the places Ye Xiu had been to—still didn't wait for him to show up.

If he was still alive, it was impossible for Ye Xiu not to come looking for him.

"Ghosts are very tenacious," Wang Jiexi told him after pondering for a long time, "Although they are very fragile under the sun, there is no guarantee that they will not have some special way to save their lives, so that they can escape at a critical moment... You should get rid of Yin Qi Heavy, take a look around where there are many ghosts and spirits, maybe you can find his spirit body, and wait for him to gradually recover."

"So, you traveled all over the country, visiting haunted houses and cemeteries everywhere, just to find Ye Xiu?"

After listening to Zhang Jiale's narration, Dodo stroked his chin thoughtfully.

The Land of Void is the last place Zhang Jiale knows, and it is also the place where the power of ghosts and gods is the strongest.

The owner here, Li Xuan, warmly entertained him, and for this reason, he casually pointed to a small gloomy attic: "Would you like to try it out for one night?"

Gritting his teeth for a few nights, the result is still nothing.

Seeing that the last glimmer of hope was about to be shattered, Wu Yuce suddenly remembered something: "I remember that in a village not far from here, a young man once came to ask for advice, saying that a house in the village was haunted. His simple exorcism spell, he went back... I don’t know if it’s resolved now, why don’t you take a look?”

When Happy saw the kid named Qiao Yifan, Zhang Jiale didn't hide his intention of coming.

"I did what my senior taught me... I don't know if it works," Qiao Yifan explained, "Because it is said to be haunted, and it is only a few people in the village who claim that they have seen a ghost. There is no evidence, and I don't know if it is. not real."

He was sorry for not being able to provide more help, and led Zhang Jiale to the tavern that was said to be haunted, and left.

"Haunted?" The boss, Chen Guo, was also a little surprised when she heard it, "Oh, I heard people say that there will be some strange noises, and you will encounter ghosts pressing the bed in the middle of your sleep... But I checked, what? None, I found someone to exorcise ghosts before, so there shouldn’t be any problem. If you’re scared, why don’t you move to another hotel?”

Of course, Zhang Jiale came to the haunted room, and even said no, he deliberately chose the room where it was said that people saw supernatural phenomena.

Still, there's really nothing special about it.

That room is the innermost one. It is usually a storage room where sundries are piled up. It is only cleaned up when there are not enough guest rooms. Because it has not been taken care of all year round, the roof is a bit leaky, and sometimes it will drip and fall on the floor. There will be sounds on the floor.

After wandering around, Zhang Jiale had a rough guess about the so-called supernatural phenomenon.

To be honest, he was disappointed.

But if you have already checked in, you can only stay overnight before leaving.

……

Zhang Jiale, who fell asleep at ease, really felt the ghost pressing the bed in the middle of the night.

I couldn't move, my body was stiff and weak, as if being firmly pressed to the bed by some invisible thing.The more anxious he was to break free, the more uncomfortable he felt, and his body was also heating up, making his brain more and more drowsy.

"Shh..."

When the sound of breath appeared out of thin air, Zhang Jiale broke out in a cold sweat.

But then, he opened his eyes and saw a familiar face close at hand.

The force that oppressed me seemed to have disappeared.

"Ye Xiu?" Zhang Jiale suspected that he was dreaming, so he couldn't help asking, "Is that you..."

"It's me," the vague figure smiled at him, then lowered his head again, and his cold hands slipped under the pajamas.

"you--"

"Don't move," Ye Xiu said.

Zhang Jiale stopped immediately.He closed his eyes and tried to calm down, but it didn't seem to work because the guy kept moving his hands and feet restlessly and his strength was arousing.

"What's...how are you doing now?" he asked.

"It's about to recover," Ye Xiu replied vaguely, and at this moment he finally pulled Zhang Jiale's pants down, "However, it's still close...well, give me some spiritual energy, Dalele?"

At this moment, Zhang Jiale felt his body sink - he sat up by himself.

He was burned all over, suddenly felt squeezed into an unusually cold and tight place, gasped, and almost choked himself.

"My god, you actually—"

The pressed lips blocked his words.

"Hey, do you have the consciousness of a ghost pressing the bed? Don't move, this time I will do it myself..."