[Full-time Loye] Three Topic Stories

2. Hot pot and skirt

2016.1.21. Le Ye's three questions "Summer", "No way", "Costume Designer"

A summer without hot pot is like a winter without ice cream. What is the difference between such a person and salted fish!

When Zhang Jiale angrily slapped the Food Weekly on the table, the expressions of the others were calm.

No, their expressions and eyes are so consistent.

It will get angry, Zhang Xinjie said.

Acne, Lin Jingyan said.

The deadline is approaching, Song Qiying said.

The manuscript hasn't been handed in yet, Qin Muyun said.

This month's salary hasn't been paid yet, Bai Yanfei said.

...Enough is enough, Zhang Jiale said.

Everyone looked at Han Wenqing who hadn't spoken yet, only to see that his brows were tightly furrowed, he pondered for a while, and then slowly opened his mouth:

——I can’t eat spicy food.

……All right.Zhang Jiale was speechless and could only raise his hands in surrender.

What's the big deal, he thought angrily, the big deal is to go back to Ye Xiu to eat mandarin duck pot, hehe~

Thinking of this, he felt much better, so he went back to his desk and opened the drawing file in the computer.

At the same time, in Xingxin's office, there were also people complaining about the evil capitalism and capitalists.

In the summer, there is no seasonal JSK, no SK—what is human nature to ask him to draw the handle of the cape and shawl? !

I'm already a salted fish!Fang claimed angrily.

The owner, Ms. Chen Guo, raised her eyebrows coldly: Who delayed the work in February until now, huh?

Qiao Yifan thought on the bright side: it was because the embroidered coat was so popular that everyone urged him to get out the cloak.

An Wenyi took out the calendar for him to calculate: start painting now, complete the drawing at the end of the month, choose fabrics in early August, hand them over to the factory for printing samples, get them in the middle of the month, take pictures of models, take pictures of mannequins, balabala... wait for the girl We got it, and it's November, and it's time to put on winter clothes.

Fang Rui was speechless, swallowed his pain with tears, and returned to the desk.The others looked at him sympathetically, and continued to work hard.

At this moment, Ye Xiu came out of his independent office with empty hands and brisk steps.

Before Fang Rui had time to ask, Su Mucheng had already explained for Ye Xiu: Guoguo gave him half a day off today, so he got off work early!

Luo Ji asked: Where are you going, senior?

Ye Xiu walked past the juniors and left a sentence from a distance: go eat hot pot.

……

After a while of silence, Baozi wailed first: I want to eat too!

Mo Fan broke off the pen silently to express his anger at this inhuman show off: ...

Can we really not go?Tang Rou asked.

No, Chen Guo replied sadly.

will be fat.

Zhang Jiale studied fashion design in college. At that time, many people didn't know much about western clothes.It wasn't until the year before Zhang Jiale's graduation that the Luo Li Tart dress was born, occupying most of the girls' clothing market with an astonishing speed and favorable rate, and people began to turn their attention to this magical and wonderful field.

The snail and chestnut tart was originally created by a mysterious combination. As the name suggests, the snail, chestnut and egg tart will whet your appetite and whet your appetite.

The mysterious combination was short-lived, and then the newly established Excellent Era attracted everyone's attention, and the mini skirts launched one after another were very popular, becoming classic cute styles that people can't find at high prices nowadays.

It was purely a coincidence that Zhang Jiale entered the circle. At that time, someone took a fancy to his design and asked him to draw a picture of the handle. He accepted the first order in his life in a moment of brainstorming. Soon after, Baihua was officially established, with light and sweet printed models And the complicated and gorgeous flower wedding style is famous for the spiral circle.

The acquaintance with Ye Xiu was even more accidental.

It was after his first design quietly resigned. One day, Zhang Jiale was invited to a tea party in the imperial capital. During the dinner, Wang Jiexi suddenly asked him if he had any ideas about the new style worn by a certain girl on the catwalk.

"What do you mean?" He carefully observed the shape, print and fabric of the dress before opening his mouth cautiously.

"Don't you think this style looks familiar?" Wang Jiexi pointed.

Zhang Jiale remained silent.

Wang Jiexi is the core of Tiny Herb Handmade Shop, always making suitable accessories for those little skirts that lack matching by himself, so it is not surprising that he is familiar with the characteristics of the major signature designers.

"It's Ye Qiu's style." He said with certainty.

"What style?"

"The most rustic design, but the most practical and beautiful," Wang Jiexi replied.

Zhang Jiale was deeply convinced.

At the beginning, Excellent Era was mainly classical, with pure cla color and large ruffles. At first glance, each piece seems to be the same, but when you look closely, it can make people deeply plant grass.This is Ye Qiu's best and most famous style.

But he's good at more than that.

At that time, Zhang Jiale, who was best at flamboyant and flamboyant styles, had already jumped from Baihua to Tyranny, and changed his career to study steampunk. When he first started to study, all the information he found was related to Ye Qiu.

As expected of the man who is called the textbook of snail tart, the coverage is really wide.

"Are you interested in getting to know him?" Wang Jiexi asked, "I guess he must be at Happy's place."

Zhang Jiale had a vague impression of this new store, so he nodded in agreement.

It was December when it was snowing heavily, and there was heating in the venue, so it didn't feel cold.

Zhang Jiale followed Wang Jiexi to Xingxin's booth, and when he saw the girls sitting behind them discussing where to eat ice cream after the end, he was a little nervous, his skeletal muscles produced heat, his hairs stood on end, and his back showed signs of sweating up.

"Wait," he slammed himself awake, "I remember Ye Qiu is a man!"

"Isn't it?" Wang Jiexi looked back at him suspiciously.

"Where's Ye Qiu?"

Chen Guo looked back at Wang Jiexi, a little surprised, and then raised her voice, "Hey, Ye Xiu, Tiny Herb is looking for you!"

Then, No.1 in the snail tart world slowly lifted the curtain behind and walked out.

"Oh, I remember you," the man whose name was changed to Ye Xiu said to Zhang Jiale.

"what?"

"Is it you who told the buyer how to avoid food and sauces getting on the skirt when eating hot pot in the tree hole last time?"

"Ah, could it be—" Zhang Jiale was startled, "You're the one who recommended Luo Niang to eat snail noodles in a snail skirt?!"

……

"You two are the two idiots who chatted about food under the help tree hole and got blocked by the PO owner?" Chen Guo was also very surprised.

Wang Jiexi, who was on the side, watched them complete a friendly and happy face-to-face meeting, and felt that these two people were really in love with each other.

"I have a suggestion," said Tang Rou, who had also been watching for a long time, "Why don't you open a room?"

……

"No," Wang Jiexi resolutely answered for the Lord when the two of them looked at each other.

Later, the two like-minded people gradually became acquainted with each other.Then, it really went from spiritual communication to further physical communication.

As soon as the news came out, many people were furious.

For example, Fang, a newcomer to Xingxin, claimed that Ye Mou came from Wind Howl, and even reluctantly gave up the fame of the deadly department and switched to the embrace of the Chinese style, feeling that his feelings had been hit hard.

For example, Lei Ting's signature Xiao, who is famous for the most expensive cabbage, did not expect that Ye, who has always preferred the rustic style, would not take a fancy to their plain shirts, and ran to work with Zhang, who was the complete opposite of the flamboyant style, feeling that his self-esteem had been hurt. Heavy blow.

Another example, Chu Mou, a Yanyu sign that is rich in gay sets, is very puzzled why these two people are obviously gay, why don't they come to patronize their shop, is it because they don't like it?Feeling like my confidence has been hit hard...

Eating hot pot in summer, even though they were in an air-conditioned room, the two of them were still sweating profusely, as if they were coming out of a steam room.

"So, I really can't imagine how those little high-temperature warriors wore thick skirts, skirts, pumpkin pants and pantyhose, shirts inside, wigs on their heads, and went outside to take pictures on a hot day." Zhang Jiale hissed. A piece of spicy cabbage sighed.

"It's like I don't understand why you like to see men in small skirts having sex on the bed," Ye Xiu poked a cuttlefish ball and replied coldly.

"Ah, why don't you come and try my set of flowers and snow scenes back then?"

"No."

The author has something to say:

There's a lot of nonsense, don't take it seriously.

There is no typo, the snow scene of flowers refers to the first wedding dress designed by Zhang Jiale [.

Blue Rain and Samsara didn't appear probably because they don't have girls [bushi

Super easy to understand notes: JSK - sleeveless dress, SK - skirt, shank - pattern on the skirt.

Panniers - the hem of the skirt can only look good when you hold it up, and pumpkin pants - wear them inside the panniers to prevent them from being exposed.

cla-classic, damn-gothic/gothic, gay cover- don't know how to explain it, it's not a skirt...

A setting that I didn’t have time to mention: Ye Shen originally studied Hanfu design, but ran away from home...

Baozi became famous for turning Shenfangou and Miaomiao into pictures.

Luo Ji's first work was the handle graph of advanced numerical formulas.

...and so on.

3. Sun Xiang guessed the riddle, but missed the truth

2016.1.22. Le Ye's three questions "Beloved", "Phoenix", "No Entry"

"The lark had a lover... a bird.

It is a phoenix.

To be precise, it is the phoenix of the phoenix, that is, the male, male, with two eggs, the kind that cannot lay eggs.

Ye Fenghuang is very unhappy recently, always being chased by Zhang Bailing, pressed, pressed, tweeted, tweeted, rolled around, can you pay attention to the occasion?

What about the phoenix's domineering spirit?How can you show off your glory on the day when a hundred birds face the phoenix? ?

In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the court again.

Huang Cuckoo flew over thumping, but was dodged by Ye Fenghuang.

Han Laodiao hula hula rushed over, but was dodged by Ye Fenghuang.

Zhou Penguin walked over staggeringly... raised his head, did not see Ye Fenghuang, and staggered back.

Only Zhang Bailing came out of the valley and saw a sign hanging on the top of the forest, which read:

Bailing and Miaomiao are forbidden to enter.

..."

***

"... I saw such a fairy tale." Zhang Jiale ended the narration.

"Are you sure you're not dreaming?" Ye Xiu twitched his eyebrows when he heard this, showing a...somewhat complicated expression, whether it was doubt or sneer.

"There was a fan on Weibo, and somehow it was redirected to my homepage." Zhang Jiale explained, "Because it's so rare, it was written about the two of us..."

"And the order hasn't been reversed, that's what you want to say," Ye Xiu pointed out calmly.

Zhang Jiale showed an expression... as if shy, and more like saying, oops, I was exposed by you.

"I wonder how the lark and the phoenix have sex," Ye Xiu continued, "they are different in size."

"Hmm..." Su Mucheng on the side listened, thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because the sizes are different, so we can only use the order of Bailing X Phoenix."

Zhang Jiale: "..."

Ye Xiu: "..."

Huang Shaotian and Li Xuan passing by: "..."

It was as if he had heard something terrifying and astonishing.

"Sister Su, I didn't blame you! How could your thoughts be so filthy!" Huang Shaotian rushed forward in grief, slapped the table, and started the balabala training mode for Su Mucheng, "Don't even think about it. It might be enough to satisfy Phoenix——hmmm!"

From somewhere coquettish, Yu Wenzhou's national team captain appeared behind Huang Shaotian, quickly covered his mouth, teamed up with Fang Rui to subdue him, and then dragged him away.

"This man is a filth, Su sister, ignore him!" Fang Rui shouted at Su Mucheng as he walked away.

Su Mucheng smiled and waved to them.

Zhang Jiale: "..."

Ye Xiu: "..."

"But why is it a cat?" Tang Hao sat down opposite them, transferred the dishes in the tray to the table one by one, and asked them, "What kind of meme is this?"

"Maybe it's because the protagonist is a bird?" Sun Xiang said as he secretly took a piece of char siu from Tang Hao's bowl, "Cats will eat birds..."

"Hey!" Chu Yunxiu on the other side looked at him in amazement: "I can't tell, so Comrade Sun Xiang is so quick-witted?"

"Can't you tell?" Sun Xiang couldn't help feeling complacent, "Actually, I've been——"

"A master of brain teasers," Zhou Zekai, his captain in Samsara, quickly added.

Everyone: "..."

It's so powerful, I really admire it.

"I decided to give you a new look," Zhang Jiale said kindly to Sun Xiang.

Sun Xiang didn't care about his approval.To be honest, he paid more attention to Ye Xiu's opinion, and Tang Hao took this opportunity to take the ribs from his plate as a greeting to you and me.

However, Ye Xiu didn't seem to want to express any opinion on this matter.

What he wants to ask more is, why did you hear all of them when neither of you were there just now?

However, there is no need to raise this issue.

"Why do you eat so little? Don't you want to add more rice noodles?" He was showing Li Xuan the caring heart he should have as a team leader.

"Well, I haven't had a good appetite these days, and I want to drink some porridge," Li Xuan replied honestly, "However, the cook here is too unpalatable."

"It seems that a very strange seasoning has been added." Chu Yunxiu also felt very empathetic, frowning, shaking her head and sighing again and again, "I almost spit it out after I tasted it... Sigh, I really miss the raw porridge outside our club. .”

"The hot and dry noodles in our canteen are also very good," Xiao Shiqin also reminisced - by the way, he sat down just now.The timing was just perfect.

"Speaking of the canteen, I heard that Blue Rain's is the best." Su Mucheng stirred the vegetable salad in the bowl, stared at the ball of salad dressing sadly, and then suddenly remembered something, "Oh, but , why no one volunteered to recommend himself? According to common sense, at this time, someone should take the initiative—"

"Because the two of them, Lan Yu, are not here," Zhang Jiale told her.

"Oh, yes."

"Who will bring them a breakfast later?" Li Xuan kindly suggested, "Although I don't think they like the breakfast in this restaurant..."

At this time, Zhang Xinjie was the only one present who didn't express his opinion on the food provided in the hotel - although everyone forgot why the topic changed from Zhang Jiale's fairy tale to this one.

Silence, no one speaks.

Time also stood still for a few seconds.

But it was normal, because Zhang Xinjie hadn't finished eating yet, no one would expect this person to suddenly break his habit.Everyone just looked at him, then looked away and continued talking.

"Speaking of which, is there something missing?" Ye Xiu asked.

"Wang Jiexi...Where's Team Wang? Why haven't you seen him yet?" Xiao Shiqin quickly discovered the problem.

Everyone looked at each other and looked around, but Wang Jiexi was nowhere to be seen.

Ye Xiu thought about it, the one in the same room as Wang Jiexi was...

Zhang Xinjie.

At this time, Zhang Xinjie finally got rid of the last piece of fried rice in the bowl, picked up the last sip of breakfast milk and drank it down, then put down his chopsticks, picked up a napkin and wiped the corners of his mouth.

Under everyone's silent gaze, he finally said, "Wang Dui... is brewing a potion."

"..."

"..."

"Why?" It was Sun Xiang's voice that broke the silence.He stopped his chopsticks and asked, "Don't you care about training?"

Zhang Xinjie said he didn't know.

"I remembered," Li Xuan suddenly realized, "Yesterday we had a face-to-face meeting with some members of the British team in the common entertainment room. It seems that he saw his former classmates."

"So we reunited after a long absence, did they decide to relive their life at Hogwarts back then?" Zhang Jiale asked in surprise.

"Maybe they are all the favorite students of the Potions professor, let's decide to compete now," Ye Xiu said.

Everyone: "..."

Su Mucheng looked at them, secretly admiring them.

The level of nonsense made up by these guys is really getting higher and higher.

The breakfast episode was quickly forgotten.

Although everyone took Zhang Xinjie's words as a joke, the fact was that Wang Jiexi was indeed a wizard with a diploma, but he wasn't from Hogwarts.

Of course Zhang Xinjie wasn't joking, but he didn't know the truth either.

All he knew was that before he left the room in the morning, Wang Jiexi was tinkering with something alone and didn't show it to him.Asked him, he just said, "I'm brewing a potion."

Zhang Xinjie thought, this must be a joke made by the magician.He pushed his glasses, and although he didn't know where the joke was, he decided to convey this sentence to others with all his heart.

Ye Xiu took the packed breakfast to find the few people who didn't eat breakfast one by one.Yu Wenzhou, Fang Rui, then Huang Shaotian, and finally Wang Jiexi.

Knock on the door, no response.

Before opening the door, he noticed a sign on the doorknob that read: No Entry.

Are you doing room cleaning?

The door was unlocked, and Ye Xiu walked in without seeing anyone else, but he accidentally stepped on a puddle of water on the floor.

It came from the bathroom door, Ye Xiu guessed, maybe it was Wang Dayan who was really doing something, so he put the breakfast on the desk and left quietly.

This day's training will start soon, and everyone has come to the training room.

When Huang Shaotian sat down in front of the computer, he was still complaining endlessly about everyone being ruthless to him and not offering a helping hand. Fang Rui said that I was just cooperating with the captain's actions.

Yu Wenzhou smiled and said nothing.

When Wang Jiexi walked in, everyone had already taken their places, and he asked immediately, "Has anyone ever entered my room?"

Everyone is puzzled.

"The things I'm still working on are gone," he sighed a little sadly. "It's fine if it's just knocked down, but it's an unfinished product. If you accidentally eat it, you don't know what effect it will have." ..."

Everyone looked at each other.

"Forget it, it's okay, let's start training." Wang Jiexi said.

This morning, they were divided into two groups for a five-on-five team match, with a sixth person as an alternate. This time it was Zhang Jiale, who sat idly in front of his computer, watching the game with his arms folded.

It didn't take long for him to notice that the team leader got up and left the room.

He followed thoughtfully.

With a click, the door opened and closed.

Zhang Jiale walked forward slowly and put his hands on Ye Xiu's waist.

"What are you doing?" Ye Xiu frowned, "Didn't I put up the Do Not Disturb sign?"

"This is my room too," Zhang Jiale said confidently, his hand had already slipped under the other's shirt, and he was pinned down on the wrist.

"Hey."

"Have you heard that Wang Jiexi said that his potion might have some unknown side effects?"

"..."

"I guess it's the Visibility Potion." Zhang Jiale said, suddenly increasing his strength in his hands.

Ye Xiu let out a muffled snort, and slid down unsteadily. Fortunately, he raised his arms in time to support the desk.

Zhang Jiale walked around his body and began to unbutton the shirt, one by one.

"I guess, you hit it a little bit, and now it's affected, and it's about to come back." He licked his lips and smiled amusedly.

"That's not enough..." Ye Xiu gasped and wanted to wipe the cold sweat off his forehead, but Zhang Jiale stopped him by grabbing his hand.

From the back of his neck to the butterfly bone began to show golden shiny feathers, and the part near the tailbone also showed several brightly colored and slender tail feathers.

It's only slightly stained, and it won't fully show its original shape, but it's still enough.

The only good news is that the teammates who heard the story in the morning would never guess that his body is really a phoenix.

It's like they don't know that Zhang Jiale is not a bird, but...

a cat.

Very beautiful puppet cat.If Ye Xiu had the strength to turn his head and look up now, he would be able to see his lover's cat ears showing when he was emotionally moved, trembling slightly due to emotional agitation.

Of course, even if he didn't have to look at it with his eyes, he could still feel the electrified touch when the tail wrapped around his thigh.

Although the phoenix is ​​the king of birds, it is still a bird after all.

What a natural thing for a cat to crush a bird!

The author has something to say:

First I wrote a short paragraph, but later I felt that this was not enough, so I forcibly added it [.

4. All fakes are fake!

2016.1.24. Le Ye's three topics "Song", "Unreal", "Contact"

Zhang Jiale's boat has been sailing in the East China Sea for more than half a month.

The crew was so bored that they were on the verge of a fight.

Although they are ghosts, they don't get seasick, they don't lack food or water, and they don't suffer from sepsis, but life in the East China Sea is really boring-the sea is calm and there is no sign of a storm.

Really, no excitement at all.

What is the difference between this nautical life and salted fish? !

"It is said that there is a mysterious archipelago in the East China Sea, and there is a sea monster named Siren living under the cliff near the sea.The half-human, half-bird siren sometimes turns into a mermaid, sitting on a reef in the shallow sea and singing.Her singing is sweet and full of magic power. Anyone who hears it will be bewitched, and they will bump into the rocks unknowingly, and the ship will be destroyed. For thousands of years, no one is spared. 』

……

Zhang Jiale's boat came from the southwest.

For a long time in the past, the West Sea was their territory. Until not long ago, his crew had heard too many fairy tales from merchants from land, so they insisted on taking risks in the East Sea to find some great shipping lanes. For the first time, I left the familiar sea and came to the East China Sea.

However, there was no sign of the great waterway, and the passing ships claimed that they had never heard of it, but they had heard a lot of legends about sea monsters, which made the people on board panic.

Zhang Jiale stepped onto the deck and saw a group of people chatting.

"I heard that the siren is super beautiful!" Crew A said excitedly——before he turned into a ghost, he was a peony with aura, and everyone said that the peony died under the sun, and being a ghost is also romantic. Is there any connection.

"The figure is also top-notch," Said Crew B with a dreamy face.He was once a lavender.

"Is her song really so good that everyone is stunned?" Crew C was still a little puzzled, even though he used to be a pitcher plant, what he did every day was a bit similar to that of a siren.

"It's every ghost, for us," Crew A corrected.

"I also heard that the place where the siren lives is a field of flowers," said crew member D, who used to be a tulip, "so she will still have a good smell, attracting people to go..."

……

Well, his crew members are very worried, where there is panic, they are clearly looking forward to it.

Then, Zhang Jiale opened the morning newspaper sent by Miss Seagull this morning.

The first version is a big warning:

Reminder, respected Mr. Zhang Jiale, you and your ship have entered the most mysterious waters of the East China Sea, please be vigilant and be careful of the siren triplets.

...Wow, it's even upgraded.Not one siren, but three!

real or fake?The crew gathered around again, pointing at the newspaper, discussing a lot, but after all, they had never been here before, and no one could say anything about it.

After all, if it is said that there has never been a ship that survived the year in history, then there is no living person in this world... or ghosts, or other monsters and ghosts, who have seen the true face of the sea monster and come out to testify.

However, this morning report was issued by the East China Sea branch of the General Alliance of Demons and Ghosts on the Land, and the official identification has greatly increased its reliability.

Therefore, Zhang Jiale believes that it is still necessary to be cautious.

Although he has been the captain of the ghost for many years, he and his brothers have experienced life and death several times, and he has encountered strong winds and waves, what has he never encountered?But it was the first time they set foot in the East China Sea, and they should be more vigilant in unfamiliar places.

Sirens Sirens, sound like dead people, not a good omen.

...He thought so before that night.

It was an ordinary night.

If there is anything unusual, it may be - the full moon.

The boat had come to a standstill, alone in the empty sea.

There are no dark clouds, no wind and waves, the moonlight is very bright, and the sea surface in the distance is shimmering, accompanied by the shaking of the ship and the breeze passing over the side of the ship. On such a night, standing on the deck and leaning against the railing to enjoy the night view, how wonderful Comfortable and pleasant.

At this time, he should take out the small round table and wooden carved chair that he carried with the boat, open a bottle of red wine, pour it into a goblet, shake it slowly, and taste it.

Zhang Jiale is a man of action, he will act immediately when he thinks about it.

After doing it a few times, he pulled out the chair and sat down, looked at the red wine glass, and felt that something was missing.

Well, I should ask the chef to cut some foie gras, serve it with the freshly caught abalone and clams a few days ago, and eat it with the sauce, it’s amazing!

Zhang Jiale picked up the phone bug, and was about to tell his staff in the kitchen to make some supper, when he smelled the smell of barbecue in the air, making his mouth water.

Damn, who is so short-sighted, and ran outside to barbecue at night?Don't call him the captain!

Zhang Jiale immediately stood up, walked around the cabin and walked to the side where the scent came from, planning to teach everyone a lesson first, and then grab one and eat it... After that, he was dumbfounded.

However, a few meters away, on the surface of the sea where there was nothing, a small sand dune suddenly appeared at some point, and a few reefs were piled up on the sand dune. The mottled marks were formed by the wind and waves all year round.

None of this matters.

Because, on the reef, there was a person sitting, and a fire was set up beside him, and the sparks were crackling. Something was strung on the wooden fork on the fire, probably the smell of these foods.

The man was facing the boat sideways, the moonlight was shining from behind, Zhang Jiale couldn't see clearly.

Perhaps it was because the distance between the two was too close and his gaze was too hot.

The man noticed it, slowly raised his head, and turned to look at him.

It's a man.

"……Yo."

The man took away the straw in his mouth, half-raised his other hand, and waved it as a greeting, "Do you want some too?"

Zhang Jiale: "...What??"

He must have been deluded.

Zhang Jiale thought.

Only then did he abandon his boat, climb out of the boat through the ladder, and walk to the sand dune to sit on the ground with the man.

Across the fire, face to face, big eyes staring small eyes.

Only then did Zhang Jiale realize that this man was not a human being either, he was...a mermaid.

His tail is very big and thick, covered with dense and small scales, reflecting blue-green broken light under the moonlight, very beautiful.Because it was placed on the other side, I didn't see it on the boat just now.

However, the mermaid wasn't very shy about being discovered, her movements didn't change at all, she just sat there openly, letting Zhang Jiale observe, hesitating to speak.

Mermaids do not have the thrilling beauty as rumored.

But he is very white, maybe because his skin is soaked in too much water, his skin color is not white like normal people should be, but he is not weak and weak, just look at that big tail, you can easily imagine it smashed into pieces The scene of a big rock.

"Good evening," the mermaid greeted first.

"Uh... hello," Zhang Jiale said, feeling too monotonous, and hastily added, "I'm Zhang Jiale, Captain Ghost."

"Ye Xiu," the mermaid also introduced himself, "used to be a ghost."

"Ever?" Zhang Jiale was taken aback, "What kind of argument is that?"

Before they become demons and ghosts, they can only be ordinary people. After they become demons and ghosts, they will not become any other species until they die?

Or is it because he has too little knowledge?

Ye Xiu replied: "Oh, when the ghosts were too bored, they floated to the sea to play, but they accidentally bumped into the leader of the Siren tribe and said that they were short of people because they were bored, so they came to help."

"... Oh," Zhang Jiale nodded.

……

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

Zhang Jiale was startled: Sirens?Sirens? !

Is that the siren?Did he hear correctly? ! !

Captain Ghost broke out in a cold sweat.

At this time, Ye Xiu handed him a wooden stick, and he took it stupidly and held it in his hand, gripping it tightly, his heart fluttering.

Dead, there must be poison on this squid, he will die if he eats it, and then the siren will take his ship for himself and push his crew into the sea...

Or, in fact, these are all fake, all mirages.Eating and eating, barbecues, fires, dunes and reefs will all disappear in an instant, and then he will fall into the sea and drown...

"Hey, if you don't turn it again, the squid will be burnt."

Ye Xiu's voice came from ahead, calling Zhang Jiale back to reality.

"Ah... oh!" He hurriedly started to turn the wooden stick, and wiped the sweat from the fire on his forehead, "You, what were you talking about just now?"

He tried to change the subject to hide his nervousness and guilt.

"Oh, I'm talking, life at sea is so boring." Ye Xiu didn't care, and continued, "Look, the East China Sea is so calm, and it's rare to have strong winds and waves. Those of us on duty have nothing to do. On the round day, I could have a holiday, but I heard that there was a ship passing by, and I had to adjust the value, alas... So the three of us discussed and drew lots, and I won, so I will take care of the night shift."

"……Oh."

Thinking about it this way, it seems to be their fault.

Hearing Ye Xiu talk about the daily life of the Sirens—on duty, being a lifeguard, occasionally serving as a lighthouse to guide lost ships, etc.—Zhang Jiale's suspended heart was relieved again.

Doesn't sound like a bad guy.

Nonsense, who is idle and has nothing to do to let you capsize, is it fun?The boat plank is broken and stuck on the beach, causing traffic jams, okay?Ye Xiu rolled his eyes at him.

Whoever spread such an unreliable rumor, I will beat him up if I tell it.

Zhang Jiale guiltily picked up the squid and took a bite, pretending that he had never heard the legend, forgetting that his squid was not cooked yet.

"Because I don't have anything to do," Ye Xiu began to sprinkle honey on his tuna, "so I caught some fish, and it didn't take long before I lit the fire to attract you."

"Oh……"

It turns out that the so-called fragrance on the siren is just like this.

"What's with the singing?" Zhang Jiale asked curiously.

"It's all Baozi's fault," Ye Xiu said calmly, "He and Shaotian hit it off right away, and they hold singing contests every day, and I'm almost annoyed by them."

"..."

"If you are interested, I will take you to meet them later."

"That's not necessary." Captain Ghost flatly declined.

……

"So, you and that legend..." Zhang Jiale asked tentatively.

"There is no connection." Ye Xiu replied.

Even so, they visited the legendary mysterious island the next day and met the legendary siren "triplets".

Hearing that there were guests coming, the half-human, half-bird sirens decided to change their appearance so as not to frighten the guests.

……

However, after witnessing the beautiful singing voice of Baozi in the form of a human, and the vocal attacks of Huang Shaotian in the form of a bird, Zhang Jiale and his crew still have every reason to believe:

In fact, the rumors are not entirely false.

——At least, when they drove away from the island and those enthusiastic sirens at high speed, because they were not familiar with the sea nearby, they almost hit the reef several times, and even the boat sank into the sea with people.

Fortunately, Mr. Mermaid, who was sneaked onto the ship by the ghost captain as a booty, kindly pointed out a safe way to avoid the reef, and avoided the shameful fate of making the legend a reality.

On the way to escape (to avoid being chased by the siren to return to their treasure of Zhendao), Zhang Jiale was still thinking.

Siren No. [-], who sings super devilishly, and Siren No. [-], who chatters so annoyingly, the rest seems to be fine?

……

"Legend: Hehe, what do you think? 』

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5. Papa Papa

2016.1.25. Le Ye's three questions: "White", "Mermaid", "Exaggerated"

Rolling and crawling—maybe this word might not be appropriate for sea—after fleeing for more than ten days, Zhang Jiale's boat finally left the East China Sea ahead of schedule.

In the first five days, the big head whale sent by Siren Island had been chasing them, and the distance at the farthest was no more than five nautical miles, which brought great pressure to the people on the boat.

Of course, a large part of the reason was that they had gotten used to living in peace the previous month, and almost forgot about the thrills and thrills that should be at sea.

"It's really scary," the first mate said truthfully afterwards, "The sirens really deserve to be evildoers, the captain is really sensual... Sigh!"

That's right, ever since Zhang Jiale secretly brought the mermaid Ye Mou onto the boat, people on the boat are now saying:

——It’s not good, Mr. Captain is fascinated by the goblin!Fascinated!Right from wrong!

No, the captain has annoyed the Sirens, we are hunted down!

The goblin siren leaf doesn't know these things.

Anyway, he is also a mermaid now, and he can't survive out of the water for too long, so Zhang Jiale put him in the bathtub of the bathroom - after all, his boat is not a fishing boat, and there is no specially prepared water tank suitable for mermaid survival.

Anyway, the most abundant thing on the sea is water. Except for the less fresh water, there are more salt water of various concentrations. It is no problem to raise a salted fish, let alone the daughter of the sea... Ah no, son?

In fact, different from what the crew imagined, Little Fairy Ye doesn't look like a fairy at all, and she has never done anything to seduce the ghost captain and then such things happen.

Zhang Jiale brought him on board purely because the night when we met by accident was so beautiful, the moonlight was so beautiful, and the barbecue was so delicious... and a few complaints from Ye Xiu: "Oh, the days on duty are so boring , seeing that the contract has almost expired, when are you going back? Why don't you just pick me up?"

"Ah? You mean you're going to sneak away?" Zhang Jiale was surprised, "This...isn't that good?"

"What's wrong?"

"Well," he scratched his cheek, "at least say goodbye to the tribe?"

"Well, just go together tomorrow." Ye Xiu said very easily.

"Also, isn't the contract expired? It's not too late to leave after it expires, right?"

Looking at Ye Xiu's appearance, Zhang Jiale didn't feel that he was the type who turned his back on what he said, and ran away early. Could it be—is there any special reason?

Ye Xiu rolled his eyes.

"No, I used to be a ghost. I came with the ship. Although I have become a mermaid now, I will recover after the contract is over. How do you let me leave here as a ghost?"

"Uh... floating?"

"Even if I'm a ghost, I have long legs, okay?" Ye Xiu gave him a dissatisfied look, "Mr. Ghost Captain?"

Now, there is still a week before the contract ends.

The mermaid in the bathtub dragged a long fish tail. Because the environment was too narrow, the fish tail couldn’t stretch and move freely, so it impatiently swung its tail and kept slapping the bathtub wall. Sure enough, as Zhang Jiale speculated, the big fish The tail is not only beautiful, but also very strong, so powerful that it seems to be