harmless youth like me

Are you going back for dinner? It's your grandma's birthday. "

Song Gezhi shook his head frantically and said, "Absolutely, absolutely not going back! With my IQ and EQ, if I go back and be interrogated for a while, I will tell the truth within 2 minutes, and then my brother will send me to a drug rehabilitation center. "

"I guess that powder is not a drug." Hu Guan said.

Song Gezhi sighed, obviously in a bad mood.

"If you don't go back, your brother will also have an attack."

Song Gezhi scratched his head, and said annoyedly: "Why don't you plan to kidnap me, come here and chop off a piece of my finger."

"Get out." Hu Guan hung up the phone.

About 5 minutes later, a strange call came in, and Hu Guan saw that the number was from this city, so he answered the call, and the other party was that buddy. After a few words, his eyes widened and he looked shocked. Buddy's buddies muttered for a long time before he finally choked out "Thank you".

After hanging up the phone, he called Song Gezhi again and said, "Come to the basketball court now, and the test results of the powder you ate came out."

Song Gezhi was startled, and asked tremblingly, "Is... what is it?"

"We'll talk about it when we meet." Hu Guan replied solemnly and concisely.

Song Gezhi rushed to Hu Guan at the fastest speed (70 km/h), and his pale face when he jumped out of the car made people feel sympathetic.

"Didn't it say it would take three days? Why so soon? Meth... or AIDS?" he asked feebly.

“因为太容易检测了。”胡观给他看收到的手机短信，“是这个玩意儿，C16H15N5O7S2·3H2O。”

"What is this?" Song Gezhi asked, "Do I need to go to the hospital?"

"I don't think it's necessary." Hu Guan said with a half-smile, "Because it came out of the hospital—cefixime, the third-generation cephalosporin antibiotic, commonly used in pediatrics.

Song Gezhi was stunned for about half a minute and said, "Head...cephalosporin...what is it?"

"Cefixime." Hu Guan repeated.

Then he burst into laughter: Hahahaha..." Laughing and scolding again, he said, "What a bastard, sending crushed antibiotic pills anonymously to scare people, if I catch him, I'll punch his intestines perforated!

Song Gezhi also raised his head and laughed wildly, and said, "Hahahaha, I made a false alarm and scared me to death!"

After the two laughed and scolded, Hu Guan patted Song Gezhi and said, "In the end, it's your fault. What are you doing eating it? Next time you eat recklessly, I'll remove your mandible."

Song Gezhi was immersed in joy and said, "There will be another time when I will be a puppy!"

The two then began to discuss what kind of bitch would do such a thing that harms others and does not benefit oneself by subsidizing the express fee. After thinking about it, only those who hate the rich are the only ones.This person either suffers from a mental illness, or has been greatly stimulated, and behaves radically but is as timid as a mouse. He hides secretly in the dark, and dare not pretend to be a real thing (or have no way to get the real thing) even if he sends a threatening letter.Send a letter to No. 14 of the Champs-Elysees, telling "rich people to die", but I don't know that there is no No. 14 in the Champs-Elysees.If it hadn't been for Song Gezhi's confusion, this courier would have been thrown to a corner that no one paid attention to.

Now that the truth is revealed, Song Gezhi is fine, and Hu Guan intends not to pursue this boring person any more.

"Now you can go back to dinner tonight," he said.

"My grandma likes you very much, do you want to go together?" Song Ge asked cheerfully.

Hu Guan immediately shook his head and said, "I don't want to see your brother."

"I don't want to either." Song Gezhi suddenly lost his interest.

The two chatted for a while before breaking up. One went back to work and the other went home.

On the way, Hu Guan looked up at the sky and thought comfortably: This time there is no danger, and there will be a few days of quiet life in the future. Unexpectedly, at the alley close to the police station, Officer Zhang came out from the side! Although Officer Zhang Now it's the age to retire to the second line, but when he was young, he was a drug arrester, and he is a tried and tested defender of the people.

In the bustling towns and quiet valleys, the figures of the people's police accompany the moonset and the sunrise.

On the jubilant coast, on the frontier waterways, the figures of the people's policemen are covered with stars and bathed in morning dew.

Ah, the sacred national emblem radiates the light of justice!

Ah, the homes guarded by golden shields...

In short, Officer Zhang rushed out, and Hu Guan was choked by her! Although Officer Zhang is 1.5 meters five, and Hu Guan is 1.8 meters five, he is still the national Sanda champion, but Officer Zhang can subdue him with the natural power of working women! He knocked over and stepped on another foot!

"Hand over Song Gezhi's brother's cell phone number." Officer Zhang said grimly.

Hu Guan reluctantly asked: "Chief Zhang, can't you find a good family for your daughter? You can't handle that person!"

"Hand it over!" Officer Zhang showed his molars on both sides.

"138×××××888." Hu Guan said, "Don't tell him I said it."

Officer Zhang wrote down the phone number, patted Hu Guan on the face, and left contentedly.

Watching her go away, Hu Guan sighed and sat on the side of the road, looked up at the red sunset that had already set in the treetops, and said with emotion: "If I knew this, I shouldn't have saved that fool Song Gezhi back then..."

After a while, he sighed again: "I should have brought the BMW motorcycle here, they are too worried about their family's affairs..."