harmless youth like me
Chapter 7 Wastewood·Gezhi·Song
Song Gezhi has several identities.
First of all, he is a rich third generation.Given the national conditions of our country, it is easy to be rich in the second generation, but difficult to be rich in the third generation.His grandfather was the first group of people to take off with the tide of reform. In the mid-20s, when many farming experts were still struggling for "million-dollar households", his grandfather was already worth a million. His father was young and started from real estate. , The business field involves all aspects of social life, and the enterprise is becoming more and more deeply rooted.Then there is his brother, although his brother is only in his 80s, but he speaks and acts like a veteran cadre who is proficient in calculations and has a deep city background. He only shows his true nature when he scolds him.
The current situation of the Song family is: Song Gezhi's father is the mainstay, his grandfather is old and strong, and his elder brother is the left and right wings. There is a very hot and capable mother in the middle, and there is an older sister who is only a little better than a business hooligan at the end.It seems superficial for these families to talk about "rich people", and the correct definition is "chaebol".
The purpose of talking so much is to highlight Song Gezhi, who is the only good-for-nothing in this family.
Now I want to mention his other identity - he is an excellent non-RMB player in online games.
He was rich, but he never wasted points. Not only did he happily play poorly for seven or eight years, but he also earned a fixed monthly income of [-] yuan by reselling equipment.
Accompanying him is his close friend Hu Guan.Hu Guanjia has nothing to say. His father is changing his job in the regiment, and he is about to retire before becoming an assistant researcher; his mother has been a deputy chief staff member for 20 years, and plays cards online during working hours.If Hu Guan and Song Gezhi were a man and a woman, it might be a cross-class sadomasochism, although now they are as good as a relationship.
The two killed and were killed together in the online game, squatted and was squatted together, leveled and downloaded dungeons together, rolled equipment and black hands together, created gangs together, scolded people in the world together, and then got scolded back together.They have already fit together, there is no need to distinguish between copper corpses and iron corpses, they are Benbo Erba and Babo Erben born from the same mother's womb, and the hostile camp is invincible, their reputation is beyond words.
So it was the fiery battle furnace that forged their friendship, and besides that, they were still high school classmates.
In order to let the child grow up in an ordinary environment, Song's father insisted that his son go to an ordinary city key high school, and did not allow the driver to take him to and from school. As a result, Song Gezhi was targeted by gangsters.
It was a clear and sunny day in autumn, and the unlicensed white van that kidnapped him had been hovering near the school gate for weeks, and they finally saw the opportunity and fled within seconds.At that time, Dad Song was already well established in his career, and it was estimated that he could pay a ransom of 2000 to [-] million for his son.
The pickup truck was about to flee to the suburbs, but was overtaken by Hu Guan riding a scooter.
Hu Guan is characterized by his height, his face, and his field army-level combat power. He can explode into a small universe when necessary. He beat four opponents by himself, and he didn't even suffer a loss.When Song Gezhi was dragged out of the car, his mouth was stuffed with rags. Because he was punched in the left and right cheeks when he resisted, both of his eye sockets were bruised.
Hu Guan said, "Let's go!"
Song Gezhi said: "Woooooo!" which means "Let's go together".
Hu Guanzheng was fighting in full swing, and shouted: "You go first!"
Song Gezhi broke free from the hemp rope and started the scooter that had knocked off the front end, Hu Guan quickly jumped into the back seat of the car, and the two of them fled away.The white pickup truck chased for a while, but couldn't drive into the cobweb-like alley, and finally had to give up.
After the battle, because Hu Guan refused to accept rewards, Song's father bought him three motorcycles on his own initiative, which could not fit in Hu Guan's small apartment with two bedrooms and one living room.For this reason, Hu's father rented a garage for parking, and Hu's mother also changed her habit of taking the bus to and from work, and instead rode a motorcycle.It's really strange for a middle-aged woman to ride an imported Yamaha motorcycle worth tens of thousands, but who can't help it...
Hu Guan and Song Gezhi started playing online games at that time.When they were not playing games, they would gather together for dinner and discuss important issues such as the code of Kokang guerrillas or how time-traveling women deal with bound feet.
After graduating from high school, Song Gezhi was sent to the United States to study, but he didn't study hard, and returned home after three years.
After Hu Guan finished his studies in the Physical Education College, he was spotted by the anti-riot team of the Municipal Public Security Bureau at a special job fair, and he joined the police force with honor, but soon he made another mistake.
In an operation to seize gambling in a small town, he ran too fast and did not stop, knocking a crowd of gamblers off the flat bridge.It’s really nothing to hit it. Most of the Jiangnan people can swim. Unfortunately, this group of people fell sideways, rubbed their heads against the concrete pier and fell into the water, and were kicked open.
The people's police arrest gambling is mainly to deter lawbreakers, defend social conscience, and make some small income by the way, and it is definitely not for personal injury.Hu Guan was severely criticized and sent to the grassroots in advance, where he became a small policeman in the police station.But from another point of view, if you want to be a senior police officer, you must be involved in household registration, public security, criminal investigation, and pre-trial. It is not a bad thing to work at the police station in advance.
Song Gezhi's last identity - he is a security guard.
Of course, he is not an ordinary security guard. He is the owner of the most expensive villa in the city - Champs Elysees Villa ("Zhiyin Mountains and Waters, handed down from family to generation, mansion on the left bank of the Seine, with courtesy inspections, and the average price of each building starts from 500 million") security guard.Champs Elysees was developed by his father in the early years.
It has only been more than half a month since he became a security guard, and the details start from that day.
That day was a rest day. In the morning, Hu Guan and his father were watching the news in the living room, while Hu’s mother was peeling edamame in the kitchen. Suddenly the phone rang, and it was Song Gezhi who answered it.
Song Gezhi burst into tears and said, "Hu Guan! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Hu Guan said, "What?"
"My brother stole my number," Song Gezhi wailed.
"Brothers fight against the wall, why bother each other," Hu Guan commented.
Song Ge said angrily: "Stop dragging the text, what's great about graduating from college? Let's not talk about my driving. Just now, my brother sent me a message saying that he hacked the account. I will come to your house later."
"Then drive slowly, don't worry." Hu Guan said and hung up the phone.
Papa Hu asked from the side, "Huang Jinbao is coming? What happened to him?"
Hu Guan said: "He was bullied by his brother."
Then Dad Hu said, "Tsk, like attracts birds of a feather, and people form groups. A fool and Er Hammer cherish each other. When he gets angry, he seeks comfort from you. The combined IQ of the two of you multiplied by two is less than one-eighth of his brother's. Brother is willing to condescend to bully him, it must be for the sake of his own brother.
After a while, Hu's father and son heard the roar of the car engine at the same time, and Hu's father smiled and said: "Hey, Lamborghini is here."
But after waiting for a while, I heard the roar go around twice and then went away. Papa Hu understood again and said: "Borghini can't find a parking space."
About ten minutes later, Song Gezhi appeared at the gate of Hu's house angrily.
Hu Guan let him in and said, "Since you are in a hurry, don't look for a parking space. It's not a big deal to park once."
"No." Song Gezhi said, "There must be no stains on my driving record."
Papa Hu greeted him, "Huang Jinbao, are you here?"
Song Gezhi said: Hello, Uncle Hu. "
Dad said: "Huang Jinbao, have you read the news? Your dad has risen a few places on the rich list. It seems that we can no longer call you Huang Jinbao, but we must call you Platinum Jinbao."
Song Gezhi said: "I don't know, I don't care about this."
He turned on Hu Guan's computer to log in to the game, and saw that his account had been stripped out, his equipment was gone, his packages and warehouse had been emptied, and the game currency was only 3 copper coins, not even enough to pay for the most common teleportation.There are also five trumpets under the same account, and the names are: I am doing this for your own good", "You work hard for me", "There will be no problems within a year", "Brother will take a cruise", "Take you to Antarctica to see penguins" ".
"..." Hu Guan asked Song Gezhi, "Do you like penguins?"
Song Ge said angrily: "I like a fart! How can I like that fat bird who is wobbly and stupid?! My brother stole his account and still acts like a good boy, really shameless!"
Hu Guan casually logged into his account and was shocked to find that it was also stolen, and it was obviously written by the same person.Five subaccounts were also created under the account, which are called: "Hu Guan carefully supervises my brother," "Don't let him be lazy and absent from work," "Let's take a cruise together next year," "Go to Buenos Aires," "Turn to the South Pole." Look at the leopard seal".
Song Gezhi asked: "Do you like leopard seals?"
Hu Guan asked Du Niang, and said: "Leopard seals are at the top of the Antarctic food chain. The only natural enemy is the killer whale, which weighs 300-350 kilograms. It is extremely ferocious and has a record of hurting people. Your brother probably wants to take me as feed." "
The two of them suddenly suffered such a heavy blow, and their hearts were ashamed. The two big men couldn't hold each other and cry, so they had to sit face to face.After a long time, Hu Guan asked, "Where does your brother plan to let you go to work?"
Song Gezhi said in a daze: "It's either sales or administration, because he also started as a house seller after returning to China. Let me tell you, my father is definitely the mastermind and my brother is the accessory in today's incident. They can't understand me." Stay at home."
Hu Guan said: "They healed the scar and forgot the pain. You have been kidnapped three times in your early twenties. It is better to stay at home than to hang around outside. Why don't we plan a kidnapping and have a big game?" Yes, chop off your little finger and send it to them?"
"Chop off your toes." Song Gezhi said, "I still have to use my little finger to press the keyboard."
At this time, Hu Guan's mother shouted in the kitchen: "Hu Guan——! There is no soy sauce at home, help me buy soy sauce!"
"Got it!" Hu Guan said.
Song Gezhi said: "I will go too, I should go out and relax."
As soon as the two of them went out, Hu's mother chased them out and said, "Gezhi is going too? Then just remember to buy a bottle. The three boxes of mature vinegar I bought for me the year before last have been sent to all my relatives and friends, but I haven't eaten them yet. over."
Song Gezhi fully agreed, and when he came back, Hu Guan was still carrying a shopping bag with 21 bottles of soy sauce in it.
Hu Guan said helplessly to his mother, "I said I would buy it, but he insisted on rushing to pay, and said that he didn't know which one was delicious, so he took a bottle of each kind of soy sauce."
Hu's face turned green, and she went back to the kitchen with her shopping bag, but she couldn't find a place to put 21 bottles of soy sauce, because the cupboard was filled with hundreds of oils, salt, sauce, vinegar, hot sauce, fermented soy sauce, etc. , Spices, are naturally Song Gezhi's good deeds.
Song Gezhi lay back on Hu Guan's bed, tossed and turned, and sighed.
Hu Guan comforted him and said: "If you run out of equipment, you can buy it again. The guy who ranks first in our server has had his account stolen three times, and every time he still reappears.
"That's right, I'll top up the card." Song Gezhi took out his mobile phone, and as soon as he glanced at it, tears came down.
Hu Guan asked, "What's wrong?"
Song Gezhi sobbed and raised the phone, and Hu Guan read word by word: "The card should be returned in this period...the current available amount...suspended, what do you mean?"
"Do you still need to ask? My dad suspended my credit card, and I used his secondary card." Song Gezhi said.
Hu Guan snatched the phone and found that there were more than ten unread text messages in it, some of which were deactivated credit cards, some canceled debit cards, some accounts were emptied, some online financial management was transferred away, and the last one was his brother's text message. It was sent with five big characters: "No pocket money."
Hu Guan sighed and said, "Song Gezhi, you have lived half your life, why is the lifeblood of the economy still in the hands of others?"
Song Gezhi said: "No way, I don't make money myself."
"Then why don't you get your ID card back?" Hu Guan said, "otherwise, without you present, how can the bank handle these businesses for him?"
Song Gezhi said: "You underestimate the bank. My father and brother are their super VIPs, let alone handle a little business in violation of regulations, even if they assassinate me, they will definitely finish it before get off work.
He covered his face and wailed: "Oh, I'm dead! I'm going to die!"
Fortunately, his brother was so secretive that he forgot that he still had a gas card with about [-] yuan in it, so although he died, his Lamborghini was still alive.
Hu Guan suggested: "Why don't you kowtow to your brother now?"
"No, I have a backbone too!" Song Ge said angrily, "Besides, I still have some cash on me, so it's absolutely fine to hang around for a week, and I'll go back and kowtow next week."
At this time, Hu Guan's cell phone rang in the living room. Father Hu sucked on the noodles, glanced sideways at the screen of the phone while staring at the TV, and shouted, "Hu Guan! Bo Jinbao's brother is looking for you!"
Song Gezhi jumped up and asked Hu Guan, "Why did he seek you?"
"How would I know?" Hu Guan went to answer the phone while talking, and Song Gezhi followed to eavesdrop, but his brother's first sentence was: "Hu Guan, turn off the speakerphone."
Song Gezhi asked from the side: "Nissan, why are you looking for him?"
His brother said, "Don't ask, or you will be killed on the spot."
"I..." Song Gezhi pointed his middle finger at the phone, just as Hu's mother greeted him for dinner, he ran to the kitchen aggrievedly to fill a bowl of noodles.
Sitting at the table and eating noodles, he said to Hu Guan who had just hung up the phone with a firm expression: "Don't tell me the content of the call, I don't want to listen, I don't want to live anymore, I want to commit suicide."
"Gezhi, do you still remember that there is a real estate developed by your father in our jurisdiction?" Hu Guan asked, holding up the noodle bowl.
"Remember." Song Gezhi picked up a dish with chopsticks, "Champs Elysees."
Hu Guan thought about it and asked: "The property over the Champs Elysees also belongs to your father's head office, right?"
"I don't know." Song Gezhi said.
"It should be." Hu Guan thought for a while, and said simply, "Your brother asked you to work as a security guard at the Champs Elysees."
Song Gezhi was stunned for a while, and then said: "Okay!"
The three members of the Hu family fell down, and Hu Guan asked, "Why don't you resist?!"
Song Gezhi continued to eat noodles and said, "Why resist? Being a security guard is good. Besides, I only have a high school diploma, so it would be good to be a security guard. When does my brother ask me to go to work?"
"This afternoon." Hu Guan said.
"Then eat quickly, and we'll go together after eating." Song Gezhi said.
The Hu family's parents looked at each other, and thought to themselves that the old man of the Song family was a hero, how did he give birth to such a thing! So Hu's father gave a thumbs up and said: "Bo Jinbao, you are very good, you are very easy-going."
Hu Ma said, "Yes, yes, Gezhi has a good temper!"
It was Hu Guan who knew Song Gezhi best and said with a smile: "You don't understand, he doesn't need temper, his father and brother are his temper."
After dinner, Hu Guan got into Song Gezhi's car, and the two went straight to the Champs Elysees Villa.
The property of the Champs Elysees Villa has received the letter, and they are having a meeting to discuss countermeasures. Several people in charge seem very upset, and the security squad leader is the most important.
The property manager scratched his head and said: "We must treat him equally, but we must not assign him too heavy a job; we must not reveal his identity, and we must not allow the owner to despise him; we must allow him to participate in daily patrols, but we must also be careful that he does not get caught by bad guys." Kidnapped away... The headquarters also explained that the salary will be withheld in the first month to let him know that it is not easy to earn money; a small bonus will be given in the second month to stimulate his enthusiasm for work..."
The security monitor asked, "Is it too late for me to resign now?"
The property manager said: "What a fart! The agreed person will be here at one o'clock!"
At this time, Xiao Zhang, the security guard, rushed in with a walkie-talkie and said, "Yes, already here!"
"How come?" asked the property manager.
"He came here on foot." Xiao Zhang said, "And that handsome policeman from the police station next door, they got up together!"
"The policeman's surname is Hu. The two of them are best friends. HR said about it." The property manager said.According to his status, it is absolutely impossible to have a direct dialogue with Brother Song, and even today is the first time he has contacted the human resources department of the head office.
The security squad leader suggested: "Since the second prince knows how to hide the car to hide his identity, why don't we pretend not to know his identity?"
"Pretend to be a fart! HR has interviewed me!" the property manager said angrily.
The two hurried to the gate of the community, and found that the second prince was also quite good at pretending, and was filling out the job application form in the sentry box.The little security guard, who didn't know the truth, looked at the form and reminded him to fill in all his personal information. The property manager hurriedly stopped him, smiled brightly at Song Gezhi, went down the slope to a donkey field for a five-minute interview, and announced on the spot that he was admitted as a regular employee.
Admission is only the first step, and the next step is to arrange work. The property manager grandly threw the hot potato to the security monitor.
The security squad leader went back and thought about it all night, added a few gray hairs, and finally arranged a good job for Song Gezhi.After making this decision, he feels that his political wisdom has been greatly tempered and improved.
He asked Song Gezhi to be responsible for collecting the owner's courier.
This appointment may seem ordinary, but it actually takes into account various aspects: such as moderate busyness, high sense of responsibility, convenience to get acquainted with the owner, extensive interpersonal network (mainly with the courier brother), and the illusion of "I am very important".
Song Gezhi really liked the job, and within three days, his whole body was filled with the glory and pride of a self-reliant laborer.
Five days later, he has become one with those owners in the community who are keen on "buy, buy, buy".
As the name suggests, the Champs Elysees community is full of golden and vulgar, the European-style marble fountains and Roman columns, and the statues of Greek nudes and obese children scattered in the grass, which perfectly capture the veins of the city's wealthy class.The owners of the community, even those who don't like online shopping, quickly noticed this Song Baoan who specializes in sending and receiving express delivery and occasionally patrols the gate.
Then, some noble ladies who had nothing to do began to play tricks on Song Baoan, taking express delivery and walking the dog for a while, with a lot of teasing in their words - of course Song Gezhi couldn't understand.
The security monitor is an old man, he understands.He felt that although these people were hiding filth, they were not considered treacherous and evil, and they could be saved.
So he asked them one by one in private, "Do you know his name?"
The other party said, "I know, Wang Guodong."
The security squad leader shook his head and said, "Do you think it's normal for him to be called 'Guodong', 'Guohua', 'Jianjun' and 'Jianguo' at his age?"
The other party bowed his head in thought.
The security monitor continued to ask: "Do you know who his father is?"
The opponent shook his head.
"Do you know who his brother is?"
Still shaking his head.
"Do you know who his grandfather is?"
Keep shaking your head.
"Then do you know who the policeman who comes to check three times a day is?"
"Who is the policeman?" the other party asked.
"He's a national kickboxing champion." The security squad leader said, "Don't be afraid, the police are the best to deal with in their gang."
The other party asked in a daze, "Who is Wang Guodong?"
The security squad leader said: "The first student has an explanation, I can't say it."If you have time, go to the backyard of the police station next door to have a look. That multi-million dollar sports car with its belly on the ground belongs to him.After reading it, don't talk about it everywhere, it's not only to protect us, but also to protect yourself. "
Someone really went to see it in the name of chasing dogs. After seeing it, they thought it was impossible. They communicated with each other in private, and after inquiring about it through various channels, they quickly found out the identity of "Wang Guodong".
Immediately, there were more idlers around "Wang Guodong", and each of them had ulterior motives.The unmarried ones compete to show their affection, the married ones call them brothers; the young ones long for love in front of him, and the older ones focus on developing friendship; businessmen will suddenly go to the gate post to distribute cigarettes, and those in politics will laugh and pat him. shoulder and said, "You little comrade is very responsible"... The only one who dares to continue to quarrel with him is the courier brother.
Everyone knows about it, but everyone doesn't point it out. The property manager often wonders who leaked the news. Whenever this happens, the security squad leader will take the initiative to go out to patrol.
In fact, Hu Guan has also noticed it (he thinks it’s really strange recently, pet dogs keep sneaking into the backyard of our unit), only Song Gezhi himself is always silly and dull, and he praises the rich owners in the community for their enthusiasm, kindness, and high quality.
Hu Guan would come to the Champs Elysees at noon every day, and would go back at the end of his lunch break.When the day came, it was Song Gezhi and Xiao Zhang's turn to be on duty in the guard room.Hu Guan first drove Xiao Zhang out to stand guard, and then leaned on the table to look through the owner's courier.
Song Gezhi said: "Don't flip through what I just sorted out."
Hu Guan said: "There is nothing to clean up here, let me check it, lest there are explosives in it."
Later, he really found an unusual courier. It was a courier envelope the size of an A4 paper, but it was not filled with paper, it seemed to be a small package of something.What's more, the express mail was delivered five or six days ago, and no one has come to pick it up until now.
Hu Guan checked the address on the envelope, because the first page of the triptych was lost, so he tried to identify it for a long time, but he could only see the vague "Champs Elysee Villa...".
"What's going on here?" Hu Guan asked.
Song Gezhi was flipping through the newspaper, and said casually: "This one, the courier said it was for No. 14, but I haven't met the owner of No. 14, so I don't bother to deliver it to them."
Hu Guan sighed and said, "My friend, you have been a security guard for half a month, and you still don't know that there is no number 14 in your community?"
"No?" Song Gezhi closed the newspaper.
"There are a total of 60 households in your community, and any house numbers ending in 4 are skipped, and there are no numbers 13 and 25," Hu Guan said.
Song Gezhi sat up straight and took the courier with great interest, but was quickly snatched away by Hu Guan.The latter pointed to the name of the courier company on it and said: "When the people from 'Pass Passepartout' come next time, you will say that the address is wrong and return this envelope."
Song Gezhi fully agreed.
But when Hu Guan called him home after get off work, he found that he had already dismantled the courier.
"Why did you demolish it?" Hu Guan asked.
"People from Passepartout came and said that the sender didn't fill in the address, and the phone number left was empty. This item can't be returned, it's a dead item." Song Gezhi said.
"What's in the envelope?" Hu Guan asked again.
Song Gezhi showed him what was in the envelope, it was a small plastic bag of white powder, only the size of a matchbox.There was a hole in the bottom of the plastic bag, and a little powder was left on the table when I picked it up.
The strings in Hu Guan's mind suddenly tensed, he rushed over vigilantly, but it was still a step too late, Song Gezhi rubbed the powder with his fingers and put it in his mouth.
Hu Guan grabbed Song Gezhi's chin, grabbed the tea beside him and poured it down his throat!
Song Gezhi was choked and coughed, and resisted: "What are you doing?! Cough cough! That's the old horse's cup... Gudu Gudu... I don't want to drink other people's water... Puff! Cough cough cough!"
"Wash my mouth!" Hu Guan roared, "Are you sick?!"
Song Gezhi also came to his senses, he stood wet and pitiful, no matter what he ate just now, he had already swallowed it properly.
"What's the smell?" Hu Guan let go of him and asked weakly.
"It's a bit bitter..." Song Ge's voice was like a mosquito.
"Drugs are also a bit bitter." Hu Guan said.
Song Gezhi's entire face collapsed.
"I'm afraid it's not drugs, but pathogens, such as plague, cholera, typhoid fever, anthrax, smallpox, dengue fever, Ebola." Hu Guan continued, "Song Gezhi, you have to remember that you are not an ordinary person. Be vigilant, because no matter who harms you or supports you, it is profitable."
Song Gezhi was scolded and sat down.
"Okay, it's okay, don't prepare to cry, if it's a pathogen, then I'll be recruited too, and when you enter the ICU, I'll sleep in the bed next to you."
Hu Guan tidied up the small bag of powder on the table, first put it back into the courier envelope, and then wrapped it with several layers of newspaper.He said: "I have a buddy who is a forensic doctor. I will bring this to him for testing. Come to my house for dinner today, and remember not to tell my mother anything."
After he left, Song Gezhi became more and more psychologically stressed. He couldn't help calling another person he trusted the most.
——That's his brother.
His brother answered the phone immediately and said, "What's the matter? I'm busy."
Song Gezhi said: "Nissan, hey, I made a big mistake!"
His brother said, "Huh? You got a ticket from the traffic police?"
Song Ge said angrily, "Am I so worthless in your eyes? Is it a big mistake to post a ticket?"
His brother asked back: "What do you think? I made up my mind to buy a supercar, but I drove [-] yards on the road every day. I didn't even go through a red light once in two or three years; I had dinner with my friends, and they went to nightclubs after dinner. After drinking, you come back to sleep; Dad finally allowed you to go to Las Vegas, but you really went sightseeing, and the camera was full of scenery photos; just say play online games, others can find a girl anyway , but you played a transvestite account, the girl didn't get a chance, but there were quite a lot of men..."
Song Gezhi silently pressed the stop call button.
Five seconds later, his brother called back and said, "So is Hu Guan. He knows how to play games, beat people, and ride in China all day long. You can't join in the fun when he rides, especially because he wants to go to India. , Let me tell you that there are no public toilets over there, people are shitting on the street..."
Song Gezhi hung up the phone again.
His brother called again and said, "Tsk, try again if you dare to hang up on me, I..."
Song Gezhi turned off the phone.
He collected himself and decided to go to Hu Guan's house first. After all, eating is the top priority.
Although Hu Guan's mother hasn't retired yet, she often skips the afternoon shift to study the art of mahjong. When she sees Song Gezhi coming, she goes to the kitchen to cook a special wine-flavored meat.Song Gezhi, however, was a bit clueless, staring intently at the pork belly in the bowl for a long time.Hu's mother asked suspiciously: "What's the matter? Gezhi? Isn't it delicious?"
Song Gezhi originally wanted to ask her "Auntie, once a person takes drugs, can he never quit", but on second thought, he decided to forget it.
Hu Guan didn't come back until nearly nine o'clock in the evening. He frowned and pulled Song Gezhi into the room, and while hurriedly preparing dinner, he said, "I've given the things to my buddy, but his conditions are limited and he's not a professional. For chemical analysis, you have to ask another buddy. That guy is from a university laboratory, and he is very good at this. He can find out what you ate in about three days."
"It takes three days to be good at it?" Song Gezhi expressed his dissatisfaction, "Three days is enough for me to die of anxiety."
"What are you worrying about? It doesn't take three days for the onset of drug addiction." Hu Guan said.
"Ebola needs it!" Song Ge said angrily.
"You ate the food yourself, why did you lose your temper?" Hu Guan said helplessly
Song Gezhi climbed onto the bed aggrieved, and fell asleep face-up.
"Go back to your own home and sleep." Hu Guan said more helplessly.
Song Gezhi skipped work the next day. Originally, he wanted to go out and drink, but he had no money in his pocket, so he drove to the suburbs to relax, and sat beside a retired old man to watch people catch fish all day.
Hu Guan couldn't miss work, but he didn't stay at the police station properly. Instead, he sat at the gate of the Champs Elysees, and when the "Passpasse" courier came, he went up and pinned him down.
The courier boy apologized and said with a smile: "Brother, hey, it hurts so much! What's wrong, brother?"
Hu Guan dragged him aside and said, "Okay, boy, do you dare to sell drugs?"
"What... what are you selling?" The courier boy was dumbfounded, "I don't have anything..."
Hu Guan patted him on the shoulder and said, "I'm just kidding you. Let me ask you, did you send the courier to No. 14 of the Champs Elysees last time?"
Song Gezhi asked about this yesterday, and the courier boy immediately replied: "It's me, what's the matter?"
"There is a problem with that express delivery." Hu Guan pondered, and then asked, "Can you find out its source?"
The courier brother smiled and said, "You are still a policeman. You don't know the source of the courier, the way you sign for it, and other information can be found online?"
Hu Guan said: "I know. I checked, and the letter was sent from this city, and the person who took it was Wang Xiaojun."
"Oh, I know that buddy." The courier boy said.
This buddy is too irresponsible for the express mail he received. The "From" column is blank, and the sender's number is still empty. Hu Guan said, "It's good that you know him, take me to him." "
"I can't find it." The courier boy said awkwardly, "He resigned this week and heard that he is going back to his hometown to get married."
"Go back to my hometown to get married" is a sign, which means that this person will not come back, and Hu Guan feels that the way to trace the source will not work.
He let the courier brother go. After much deliberation, there was no other way. He couldn't use investigative methods for this matter, right? Hu Guan, because it was not Hu Guan who had the accident, but the untouchable Song Gezhi! Let the Song family know about it and it's over. Song Gezhi's father and grandfather are fine, but his brother is a psycho!
At this point, I can only wait for the phone call. I hope that the man in the university laboratory can come to a conclusion earlier.
When he returned to the institute, he found that the situation had taken a turn for the worse, and the neurotic was sitting in his seat!
Song Gezhi's brother poked his head out from behind the newspaper and asked, "Hu Guan, where have you been?"
Hu Guan immediately knelt down.
You must know that in this small police station, except for the director, everyone else works in a big office. One side applies for household registration, and there are little hooligans handcuffed on the legs of the desk over there! Although Hu Guan’s colleagues didn’t see I have never heard of Song Gezhi's brother, but they all vaguely feel that this person has a lot of background, so they eavesdropped on their conversation while they were doing what they were doing.
Brother Song asked: "Have you seen my brother? Someone told me that he didn't ask for leave or go to work today."
Hu Guan said: "Brother, a life dependent on secret agents will not be happy!"
"Let my brother go home for dinner tonight." Brother Song calmly folded the newspaper and put it back in place. "Today is grandma's birthday."
"Why don't you tell him directly?" Hu Guan asked.
"That kid didn't answer my call." Although Song Ge still had a flat expression, his tone was sullen.
"That's all, I'm leaving." With that, he grabbed the car keys and left.
Hu Guan had no choice but to go out, because his colleagues were looking at him with flushed faces and piercing eyes. The burning soul of gossip had already become concrete in their heads. The top three gossip crowds in my country were square dancing aunts, Community cadres and grassroots police officers.
But his speed of action was obviously not fast enough. The oldest colleague, police officer Zhang (female), who is over 28 years old, has already pounced ferociously: "Hu Guan! My niece is [-] years old this year, a regular employee of a certain bank, with fair skin. , good temper, and your friend's looks and stature are quite suitable, how about you help to lead a thread..."
Hu Guan resisted vigorously and said: "Section Chief Zhang, you misunderstood! That's not my friend, I don't know him!"
Officer Zhang grabbed him and said, "It doesn't matter if you think my niece is too old. My daughter will graduate from college next year. My daughter is very beautiful and juicy..."
Your daughter weighs more than 180 kilograms!
Hu Guan pursed his lips in pain, and finally broke free from Officer Zhang's thick arms, and fled away at lightning speed.Panting but resolutely, Police Officer Zhang chased after him, and he was completely thrown off after chasing two alleys.
Hu Guan ran to the main road in one breath, and found Song Ge's car came back after a circle, with the windows down.He had no choice but to bite the bullet and go forward and said, "Brother, is there anything else?"
Brother Song said: "Hu Guan, my brother is not sensible, you should take care of him."
Hu Guan nodded, thinking that I still need you to remind me? I basically take care of the old son of your family.
Brother Song said, "By the way, do you want a motorcycle? Someone gave me a BMW."
Hu Guan thought angrily: Don’t want a motorcycle! What’s wrong with your family, you will give someone a motorcycle! It’s strange enough for my mother to ride a Yamaha, but you want her to ride a BMW?!
Thinking about it, he still declined with a smile: "Brother, this BMW is purely imported, but if the car breaks down, all parts must be sent back from the United States and Canada."
Brother Song thought for a while, said "That's right", rolled up the window and drove away.
Hu Guan heaved a sigh of relief, and then called Song Gezhi.When Song Gezhi heard that his brother had come to look for him in person, he was so frightened that he almost jumped into the river.
Hu Guan asked: "Then
First of all, he is a rich third generation.Given the national conditions of our country, it is easy to be rich in the second generation, but difficult to be rich in the third generation.His grandfather was the first group of people to take off with the tide of reform. In the mid-20s, when many farming experts were still struggling for "million-dollar households", his grandfather was already worth a million. His father was young and started from real estate. , The business field involves all aspects of social life, and the enterprise is becoming more and more deeply rooted.Then there is his brother, although his brother is only in his 80s, but he speaks and acts like a veteran cadre who is proficient in calculations and has a deep city background. He only shows his true nature when he scolds him.
The current situation of the Song family is: Song Gezhi's father is the mainstay, his grandfather is old and strong, and his elder brother is the left and right wings. There is a very hot and capable mother in the middle, and there is an older sister who is only a little better than a business hooligan at the end.It seems superficial for these families to talk about "rich people", and the correct definition is "chaebol".
The purpose of talking so much is to highlight Song Gezhi, who is the only good-for-nothing in this family.
Now I want to mention his other identity - he is an excellent non-RMB player in online games.
He was rich, but he never wasted points. Not only did he happily play poorly for seven or eight years, but he also earned a fixed monthly income of [-] yuan by reselling equipment.
Accompanying him is his close friend Hu Guan.Hu Guanjia has nothing to say. His father is changing his job in the regiment, and he is about to retire before becoming an assistant researcher; his mother has been a deputy chief staff member for 20 years, and plays cards online during working hours.If Hu Guan and Song Gezhi were a man and a woman, it might be a cross-class sadomasochism, although now they are as good as a relationship.
The two killed and were killed together in the online game, squatted and was squatted together, leveled and downloaded dungeons together, rolled equipment and black hands together, created gangs together, scolded people in the world together, and then got scolded back together.They have already fit together, there is no need to distinguish between copper corpses and iron corpses, they are Benbo Erba and Babo Erben born from the same mother's womb, and the hostile camp is invincible, their reputation is beyond words.
So it was the fiery battle furnace that forged their friendship, and besides that, they were still high school classmates.
In order to let the child grow up in an ordinary environment, Song's father insisted that his son go to an ordinary city key high school, and did not allow the driver to take him to and from school. As a result, Song Gezhi was targeted by gangsters.
It was a clear and sunny day in autumn, and the unlicensed white van that kidnapped him had been hovering near the school gate for weeks, and they finally saw the opportunity and fled within seconds.At that time, Dad Song was already well established in his career, and it was estimated that he could pay a ransom of 2000 to [-] million for his son.
The pickup truck was about to flee to the suburbs, but was overtaken by Hu Guan riding a scooter.
Hu Guan is characterized by his height, his face, and his field army-level combat power. He can explode into a small universe when necessary. He beat four opponents by himself, and he didn't even suffer a loss.When Song Gezhi was dragged out of the car, his mouth was stuffed with rags. Because he was punched in the left and right cheeks when he resisted, both of his eye sockets were bruised.
Hu Guan said, "Let's go!"
Song Gezhi said: "Woooooo!" which means "Let's go together".
Hu Guanzheng was fighting in full swing, and shouted: "You go first!"
Song Gezhi broke free from the hemp rope and started the scooter that had knocked off the front end, Hu Guan quickly jumped into the back seat of the car, and the two of them fled away.The white pickup truck chased for a while, but couldn't drive into the cobweb-like alley, and finally had to give up.
After the battle, because Hu Guan refused to accept rewards, Song's father bought him three motorcycles on his own initiative, which could not fit in Hu Guan's small apartment with two bedrooms and one living room.For this reason, Hu's father rented a garage for parking, and Hu's mother also changed her habit of taking the bus to and from work, and instead rode a motorcycle.It's really strange for a middle-aged woman to ride an imported Yamaha motorcycle worth tens of thousands, but who can't help it...
Hu Guan and Song Gezhi started playing online games at that time.When they were not playing games, they would gather together for dinner and discuss important issues such as the code of Kokang guerrillas or how time-traveling women deal with bound feet.
After graduating from high school, Song Gezhi was sent to the United States to study, but he didn't study hard, and returned home after three years.
After Hu Guan finished his studies in the Physical Education College, he was spotted by the anti-riot team of the Municipal Public Security Bureau at a special job fair, and he joined the police force with honor, but soon he made another mistake.
In an operation to seize gambling in a small town, he ran too fast and did not stop, knocking a crowd of gamblers off the flat bridge.It’s really nothing to hit it. Most of the Jiangnan people can swim. Unfortunately, this group of people fell sideways, rubbed their heads against the concrete pier and fell into the water, and were kicked open.
The people's police arrest gambling is mainly to deter lawbreakers, defend social conscience, and make some small income by the way, and it is definitely not for personal injury.Hu Guan was severely criticized and sent to the grassroots in advance, where he became a small policeman in the police station.But from another point of view, if you want to be a senior police officer, you must be involved in household registration, public security, criminal investigation, and pre-trial. It is not a bad thing to work at the police station in advance.
Song Gezhi's last identity - he is a security guard.
Of course, he is not an ordinary security guard. He is the owner of the most expensive villa in the city - Champs Elysees Villa ("Zhiyin Mountains and Waters, handed down from family to generation, mansion on the left bank of the Seine, with courtesy inspections, and the average price of each building starts from 500 million") security guard.Champs Elysees was developed by his father in the early years.
It has only been more than half a month since he became a security guard, and the details start from that day.
That day was a rest day. In the morning, Hu Guan and his father were watching the news in the living room, while Hu’s mother was peeling edamame in the kitchen. Suddenly the phone rang, and it was Song Gezhi who answered it.
Song Gezhi burst into tears and said, "Hu Guan! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Hu Guan said, "What?"
"My brother stole my number," Song Gezhi wailed.
"Brothers fight against the wall, why bother each other," Hu Guan commented.
Song Ge said angrily: "Stop dragging the text, what's great about graduating from college? Let's not talk about my driving. Just now, my brother sent me a message saying that he hacked the account. I will come to your house later."
"Then drive slowly, don't worry." Hu Guan said and hung up the phone.
Papa Hu asked from the side, "Huang Jinbao is coming? What happened to him?"
Hu Guan said: "He was bullied by his brother."
Then Dad Hu said, "Tsk, like attracts birds of a feather, and people form groups. A fool and Er Hammer cherish each other. When he gets angry, he seeks comfort from you. The combined IQ of the two of you multiplied by two is less than one-eighth of his brother's. Brother is willing to condescend to bully him, it must be for the sake of his own brother.
After a while, Hu's father and son heard the roar of the car engine at the same time, and Hu's father smiled and said: "Hey, Lamborghini is here."
But after waiting for a while, I heard the roar go around twice and then went away. Papa Hu understood again and said: "Borghini can't find a parking space."
About ten minutes later, Song Gezhi appeared at the gate of Hu's house angrily.
Hu Guan let him in and said, "Since you are in a hurry, don't look for a parking space. It's not a big deal to park once."
"No." Song Gezhi said, "There must be no stains on my driving record."
Papa Hu greeted him, "Huang Jinbao, are you here?"
Song Gezhi said: Hello, Uncle Hu. "
Dad said: "Huang Jinbao, have you read the news? Your dad has risen a few places on the rich list. It seems that we can no longer call you Huang Jinbao, but we must call you Platinum Jinbao."
Song Gezhi said: "I don't know, I don't care about this."
He turned on Hu Guan's computer to log in to the game, and saw that his account had been stripped out, his equipment was gone, his packages and warehouse had been emptied, and the game currency was only 3 copper coins, not even enough to pay for the most common teleportation.There are also five trumpets under the same account, and the names are: I am doing this for your own good", "You work hard for me", "There will be no problems within a year", "Brother will take a cruise", "Take you to Antarctica to see penguins" ".
"..." Hu Guan asked Song Gezhi, "Do you like penguins?"
Song Ge said angrily: "I like a fart! How can I like that fat bird who is wobbly and stupid?! My brother stole his account and still acts like a good boy, really shameless!"
Hu Guan casually logged into his account and was shocked to find that it was also stolen, and it was obviously written by the same person.Five subaccounts were also created under the account, which are called: "Hu Guan carefully supervises my brother," "Don't let him be lazy and absent from work," "Let's take a cruise together next year," "Go to Buenos Aires," "Turn to the South Pole." Look at the leopard seal".
Song Gezhi asked: "Do you like leopard seals?"
Hu Guan asked Du Niang, and said: "Leopard seals are at the top of the Antarctic food chain. The only natural enemy is the killer whale, which weighs 300-350 kilograms. It is extremely ferocious and has a record of hurting people. Your brother probably wants to take me as feed." "
The two of them suddenly suffered such a heavy blow, and their hearts were ashamed. The two big men couldn't hold each other and cry, so they had to sit face to face.After a long time, Hu Guan asked, "Where does your brother plan to let you go to work?"
Song Gezhi said in a daze: "It's either sales or administration, because he also started as a house seller after returning to China. Let me tell you, my father is definitely the mastermind and my brother is the accessory in today's incident. They can't understand me." Stay at home."
Hu Guan said: "They healed the scar and forgot the pain. You have been kidnapped three times in your early twenties. It is better to stay at home than to hang around outside. Why don't we plan a kidnapping and have a big game?" Yes, chop off your little finger and send it to them?"
"Chop off your toes." Song Gezhi said, "I still have to use my little finger to press the keyboard."
At this time, Hu Guan's mother shouted in the kitchen: "Hu Guan——! There is no soy sauce at home, help me buy soy sauce!"
"Got it!" Hu Guan said.
Song Gezhi said: "I will go too, I should go out and relax."
As soon as the two of them went out, Hu's mother chased them out and said, "Gezhi is going too? Then just remember to buy a bottle. The three boxes of mature vinegar I bought for me the year before last have been sent to all my relatives and friends, but I haven't eaten them yet. over."
Song Gezhi fully agreed, and when he came back, Hu Guan was still carrying a shopping bag with 21 bottles of soy sauce in it.
Hu Guan said helplessly to his mother, "I said I would buy it, but he insisted on rushing to pay, and said that he didn't know which one was delicious, so he took a bottle of each kind of soy sauce."
Hu's face turned green, and she went back to the kitchen with her shopping bag, but she couldn't find a place to put 21 bottles of soy sauce, because the cupboard was filled with hundreds of oils, salt, sauce, vinegar, hot sauce, fermented soy sauce, etc. , Spices, are naturally Song Gezhi's good deeds.
Song Gezhi lay back on Hu Guan's bed, tossed and turned, and sighed.
Hu Guan comforted him and said: "If you run out of equipment, you can buy it again. The guy who ranks first in our server has had his account stolen three times, and every time he still reappears.
"That's right, I'll top up the card." Song Gezhi took out his mobile phone, and as soon as he glanced at it, tears came down.
Hu Guan asked, "What's wrong?"
Song Gezhi sobbed and raised the phone, and Hu Guan read word by word: "The card should be returned in this period...the current available amount...suspended, what do you mean?"
"Do you still need to ask? My dad suspended my credit card, and I used his secondary card." Song Gezhi said.
Hu Guan snatched the phone and found that there were more than ten unread text messages in it, some of which were deactivated credit cards, some canceled debit cards, some accounts were emptied, some online financial management was transferred away, and the last one was his brother's text message. It was sent with five big characters: "No pocket money."
Hu Guan sighed and said, "Song Gezhi, you have lived half your life, why is the lifeblood of the economy still in the hands of others?"
Song Gezhi said: "No way, I don't make money myself."
"Then why don't you get your ID card back?" Hu Guan said, "otherwise, without you present, how can the bank handle these businesses for him?"
Song Gezhi said: "You underestimate the bank. My father and brother are their super VIPs, let alone handle a little business in violation of regulations, even if they assassinate me, they will definitely finish it before get off work.
He covered his face and wailed: "Oh, I'm dead! I'm going to die!"
Fortunately, his brother was so secretive that he forgot that he still had a gas card with about [-] yuan in it, so although he died, his Lamborghini was still alive.
Hu Guan suggested: "Why don't you kowtow to your brother now?"
"No, I have a backbone too!" Song Ge said angrily, "Besides, I still have some cash on me, so it's absolutely fine to hang around for a week, and I'll go back and kowtow next week."
At this time, Hu Guan's cell phone rang in the living room. Father Hu sucked on the noodles, glanced sideways at the screen of the phone while staring at the TV, and shouted, "Hu Guan! Bo Jinbao's brother is looking for you!"
Song Gezhi jumped up and asked Hu Guan, "Why did he seek you?"
"How would I know?" Hu Guan went to answer the phone while talking, and Song Gezhi followed to eavesdrop, but his brother's first sentence was: "Hu Guan, turn off the speakerphone."
Song Gezhi asked from the side: "Nissan, why are you looking for him?"
His brother said, "Don't ask, or you will be killed on the spot."
"I..." Song Gezhi pointed his middle finger at the phone, just as Hu's mother greeted him for dinner, he ran to the kitchen aggrievedly to fill a bowl of noodles.
Sitting at the table and eating noodles, he said to Hu Guan who had just hung up the phone with a firm expression: "Don't tell me the content of the call, I don't want to listen, I don't want to live anymore, I want to commit suicide."
"Gezhi, do you still remember that there is a real estate developed by your father in our jurisdiction?" Hu Guan asked, holding up the noodle bowl.
"Remember." Song Gezhi picked up a dish with chopsticks, "Champs Elysees."
Hu Guan thought about it and asked: "The property over the Champs Elysees also belongs to your father's head office, right?"
"I don't know." Song Gezhi said.
"It should be." Hu Guan thought for a while, and said simply, "Your brother asked you to work as a security guard at the Champs Elysees."
Song Gezhi was stunned for a while, and then said: "Okay!"
The three members of the Hu family fell down, and Hu Guan asked, "Why don't you resist?!"
Song Gezhi continued to eat noodles and said, "Why resist? Being a security guard is good. Besides, I only have a high school diploma, so it would be good to be a security guard. When does my brother ask me to go to work?"
"This afternoon." Hu Guan said.
"Then eat quickly, and we'll go together after eating." Song Gezhi said.
The Hu family's parents looked at each other, and thought to themselves that the old man of the Song family was a hero, how did he give birth to such a thing! So Hu's father gave a thumbs up and said: "Bo Jinbao, you are very good, you are very easy-going."
Hu Ma said, "Yes, yes, Gezhi has a good temper!"
It was Hu Guan who knew Song Gezhi best and said with a smile: "You don't understand, he doesn't need temper, his father and brother are his temper."
After dinner, Hu Guan got into Song Gezhi's car, and the two went straight to the Champs Elysees Villa.
The property of the Champs Elysees Villa has received the letter, and they are having a meeting to discuss countermeasures. Several people in charge seem very upset, and the security squad leader is the most important.
The property manager scratched his head and said: "We must treat him equally, but we must not assign him too heavy a job; we must not reveal his identity, and we must not allow the owner to despise him; we must allow him to participate in daily patrols, but we must also be careful that he does not get caught by bad guys." Kidnapped away... The headquarters also explained that the salary will be withheld in the first month to let him know that it is not easy to earn money; a small bonus will be given in the second month to stimulate his enthusiasm for work..."
The security monitor asked, "Is it too late for me to resign now?"
The property manager said: "What a fart! The agreed person will be here at one o'clock!"
At this time, Xiao Zhang, the security guard, rushed in with a walkie-talkie and said, "Yes, already here!"
"How come?" asked the property manager.
"He came here on foot." Xiao Zhang said, "And that handsome policeman from the police station next door, they got up together!"
"The policeman's surname is Hu. The two of them are best friends. HR said about it." The property manager said.According to his status, it is absolutely impossible to have a direct dialogue with Brother Song, and even today is the first time he has contacted the human resources department of the head office.
The security squad leader suggested: "Since the second prince knows how to hide the car to hide his identity, why don't we pretend not to know his identity?"
"Pretend to be a fart! HR has interviewed me!" the property manager said angrily.
The two hurried to the gate of the community, and found that the second prince was also quite good at pretending, and was filling out the job application form in the sentry box.The little security guard, who didn't know the truth, looked at the form and reminded him to fill in all his personal information. The property manager hurriedly stopped him, smiled brightly at Song Gezhi, went down the slope to a donkey field for a five-minute interview, and announced on the spot that he was admitted as a regular employee.
Admission is only the first step, and the next step is to arrange work. The property manager grandly threw the hot potato to the security monitor.
The security squad leader went back and thought about it all night, added a few gray hairs, and finally arranged a good job for Song Gezhi.After making this decision, he feels that his political wisdom has been greatly tempered and improved.
He asked Song Gezhi to be responsible for collecting the owner's courier.
This appointment may seem ordinary, but it actually takes into account various aspects: such as moderate busyness, high sense of responsibility, convenience to get acquainted with the owner, extensive interpersonal network (mainly with the courier brother), and the illusion of "I am very important".
Song Gezhi really liked the job, and within three days, his whole body was filled with the glory and pride of a self-reliant laborer.
Five days later, he has become one with those owners in the community who are keen on "buy, buy, buy".
As the name suggests, the Champs Elysees community is full of golden and vulgar, the European-style marble fountains and Roman columns, and the statues of Greek nudes and obese children scattered in the grass, which perfectly capture the veins of the city's wealthy class.The owners of the community, even those who don't like online shopping, quickly noticed this Song Baoan who specializes in sending and receiving express delivery and occasionally patrols the gate.
Then, some noble ladies who had nothing to do began to play tricks on Song Baoan, taking express delivery and walking the dog for a while, with a lot of teasing in their words - of course Song Gezhi couldn't understand.
The security monitor is an old man, he understands.He felt that although these people were hiding filth, they were not considered treacherous and evil, and they could be saved.
So he asked them one by one in private, "Do you know his name?"
The other party said, "I know, Wang Guodong."
The security squad leader shook his head and said, "Do you think it's normal for him to be called 'Guodong', 'Guohua', 'Jianjun' and 'Jianguo' at his age?"
The other party bowed his head in thought.
The security monitor continued to ask: "Do you know who his father is?"
The opponent shook his head.
"Do you know who his brother is?"
Still shaking his head.
"Do you know who his grandfather is?"
Keep shaking your head.
"Then do you know who the policeman who comes to check three times a day is?"
"Who is the policeman?" the other party asked.
"He's a national kickboxing champion." The security squad leader said, "Don't be afraid, the police are the best to deal with in their gang."
The other party asked in a daze, "Who is Wang Guodong?"
The security squad leader said: "The first student has an explanation, I can't say it."If you have time, go to the backyard of the police station next door to have a look. That multi-million dollar sports car with its belly on the ground belongs to him.After reading it, don't talk about it everywhere, it's not only to protect us, but also to protect yourself. "
Someone really went to see it in the name of chasing dogs. After seeing it, they thought it was impossible. They communicated with each other in private, and after inquiring about it through various channels, they quickly found out the identity of "Wang Guodong".
Immediately, there were more idlers around "Wang Guodong", and each of them had ulterior motives.The unmarried ones compete to show their affection, the married ones call them brothers; the young ones long for love in front of him, and the older ones focus on developing friendship; businessmen will suddenly go to the gate post to distribute cigarettes, and those in politics will laugh and pat him. shoulder and said, "You little comrade is very responsible"... The only one who dares to continue to quarrel with him is the courier brother.
Everyone knows about it, but everyone doesn't point it out. The property manager often wonders who leaked the news. Whenever this happens, the security squad leader will take the initiative to go out to patrol.
In fact, Hu Guan has also noticed it (he thinks it’s really strange recently, pet dogs keep sneaking into the backyard of our unit), only Song Gezhi himself is always silly and dull, and he praises the rich owners in the community for their enthusiasm, kindness, and high quality.
Hu Guan would come to the Champs Elysees at noon every day, and would go back at the end of his lunch break.When the day came, it was Song Gezhi and Xiao Zhang's turn to be on duty in the guard room.Hu Guan first drove Xiao Zhang out to stand guard, and then leaned on the table to look through the owner's courier.
Song Gezhi said: "Don't flip through what I just sorted out."
Hu Guan said: "There is nothing to clean up here, let me check it, lest there are explosives in it."
Later, he really found an unusual courier. It was a courier envelope the size of an A4 paper, but it was not filled with paper, it seemed to be a small package of something.What's more, the express mail was delivered five or six days ago, and no one has come to pick it up until now.
Hu Guan checked the address on the envelope, because the first page of the triptych was lost, so he tried to identify it for a long time, but he could only see the vague "Champs Elysee Villa...".
"What's going on here?" Hu Guan asked.
Song Gezhi was flipping through the newspaper, and said casually: "This one, the courier said it was for No. 14, but I haven't met the owner of No. 14, so I don't bother to deliver it to them."
Hu Guan sighed and said, "My friend, you have been a security guard for half a month, and you still don't know that there is no number 14 in your community?"
"No?" Song Gezhi closed the newspaper.
"There are a total of 60 households in your community, and any house numbers ending in 4 are skipped, and there are no numbers 13 and 25," Hu Guan said.
Song Gezhi sat up straight and took the courier with great interest, but was quickly snatched away by Hu Guan.The latter pointed to the name of the courier company on it and said: "When the people from 'Pass Passepartout' come next time, you will say that the address is wrong and return this envelope."
Song Gezhi fully agreed.
But when Hu Guan called him home after get off work, he found that he had already dismantled the courier.
"Why did you demolish it?" Hu Guan asked.
"People from Passepartout came and said that the sender didn't fill in the address, and the phone number left was empty. This item can't be returned, it's a dead item." Song Gezhi said.
"What's in the envelope?" Hu Guan asked again.
Song Gezhi showed him what was in the envelope, it was a small plastic bag of white powder, only the size of a matchbox.There was a hole in the bottom of the plastic bag, and a little powder was left on the table when I picked it up.
The strings in Hu Guan's mind suddenly tensed, he rushed over vigilantly, but it was still a step too late, Song Gezhi rubbed the powder with his fingers and put it in his mouth.
Hu Guan grabbed Song Gezhi's chin, grabbed the tea beside him and poured it down his throat!
Song Gezhi was choked and coughed, and resisted: "What are you doing?! Cough cough! That's the old horse's cup... Gudu Gudu... I don't want to drink other people's water... Puff! Cough cough cough!"
"Wash my mouth!" Hu Guan roared, "Are you sick?!"
Song Gezhi also came to his senses, he stood wet and pitiful, no matter what he ate just now, he had already swallowed it properly.
"What's the smell?" Hu Guan let go of him and asked weakly.
"It's a bit bitter..." Song Ge's voice was like a mosquito.
"Drugs are also a bit bitter." Hu Guan said.
Song Gezhi's entire face collapsed.
"I'm afraid it's not drugs, but pathogens, such as plague, cholera, typhoid fever, anthrax, smallpox, dengue fever, Ebola." Hu Guan continued, "Song Gezhi, you have to remember that you are not an ordinary person. Be vigilant, because no matter who harms you or supports you, it is profitable."
Song Gezhi was scolded and sat down.
"Okay, it's okay, don't prepare to cry, if it's a pathogen, then I'll be recruited too, and when you enter the ICU, I'll sleep in the bed next to you."
Hu Guan tidied up the small bag of powder on the table, first put it back into the courier envelope, and then wrapped it with several layers of newspaper.He said: "I have a buddy who is a forensic doctor. I will bring this to him for testing. Come to my house for dinner today, and remember not to tell my mother anything."
After he left, Song Gezhi became more and more psychologically stressed. He couldn't help calling another person he trusted the most.
——That's his brother.
His brother answered the phone immediately and said, "What's the matter? I'm busy."
Song Gezhi said: "Nissan, hey, I made a big mistake!"
His brother said, "Huh? You got a ticket from the traffic police?"
Song Ge said angrily, "Am I so worthless in your eyes? Is it a big mistake to post a ticket?"
His brother asked back: "What do you think? I made up my mind to buy a supercar, but I drove [-] yards on the road every day. I didn't even go through a red light once in two or three years; I had dinner with my friends, and they went to nightclubs after dinner. After drinking, you come back to sleep; Dad finally allowed you to go to Las Vegas, but you really went sightseeing, and the camera was full of scenery photos; just say play online games, others can find a girl anyway , but you played a transvestite account, the girl didn't get a chance, but there were quite a lot of men..."
Song Gezhi silently pressed the stop call button.
Five seconds later, his brother called back and said, "So is Hu Guan. He knows how to play games, beat people, and ride in China all day long. You can't join in the fun when he rides, especially because he wants to go to India. , Let me tell you that there are no public toilets over there, people are shitting on the street..."
Song Gezhi hung up the phone again.
His brother called again and said, "Tsk, try again if you dare to hang up on me, I..."
Song Gezhi turned off the phone.
He collected himself and decided to go to Hu Guan's house first. After all, eating is the top priority.
Although Hu Guan's mother hasn't retired yet, she often skips the afternoon shift to study the art of mahjong. When she sees Song Gezhi coming, she goes to the kitchen to cook a special wine-flavored meat.Song Gezhi, however, was a bit clueless, staring intently at the pork belly in the bowl for a long time.Hu's mother asked suspiciously: "What's the matter? Gezhi? Isn't it delicious?"
Song Gezhi originally wanted to ask her "Auntie, once a person takes drugs, can he never quit", but on second thought, he decided to forget it.
Hu Guan didn't come back until nearly nine o'clock in the evening. He frowned and pulled Song Gezhi into the room, and while hurriedly preparing dinner, he said, "I've given the things to my buddy, but his conditions are limited and he's not a professional. For chemical analysis, you have to ask another buddy. That guy is from a university laboratory, and he is very good at this. He can find out what you ate in about three days."
"It takes three days to be good at it?" Song Gezhi expressed his dissatisfaction, "Three days is enough for me to die of anxiety."
"What are you worrying about? It doesn't take three days for the onset of drug addiction." Hu Guan said.
"Ebola needs it!" Song Ge said angrily.
"You ate the food yourself, why did you lose your temper?" Hu Guan said helplessly
Song Gezhi climbed onto the bed aggrieved, and fell asleep face-up.
"Go back to your own home and sleep." Hu Guan said more helplessly.
Song Gezhi skipped work the next day. Originally, he wanted to go out and drink, but he had no money in his pocket, so he drove to the suburbs to relax, and sat beside a retired old man to watch people catch fish all day.
Hu Guan couldn't miss work, but he didn't stay at the police station properly. Instead, he sat at the gate of the Champs Elysees, and when the "Passpasse" courier came, he went up and pinned him down.
The courier boy apologized and said with a smile: "Brother, hey, it hurts so much! What's wrong, brother?"
Hu Guan dragged him aside and said, "Okay, boy, do you dare to sell drugs?"
"What... what are you selling?" The courier boy was dumbfounded, "I don't have anything..."
Hu Guan patted him on the shoulder and said, "I'm just kidding you. Let me ask you, did you send the courier to No. 14 of the Champs Elysees last time?"
Song Gezhi asked about this yesterday, and the courier boy immediately replied: "It's me, what's the matter?"
"There is a problem with that express delivery." Hu Guan pondered, and then asked, "Can you find out its source?"
The courier brother smiled and said, "You are still a policeman. You don't know the source of the courier, the way you sign for it, and other information can be found online?"
Hu Guan said: "I know. I checked, and the letter was sent from this city, and the person who took it was Wang Xiaojun."
"Oh, I know that buddy." The courier boy said.
This buddy is too irresponsible for the express mail he received. The "From" column is blank, and the sender's number is still empty. Hu Guan said, "It's good that you know him, take me to him." "
"I can't find it." The courier boy said awkwardly, "He resigned this week and heard that he is going back to his hometown to get married."
"Go back to my hometown to get married" is a sign, which means that this person will not come back, and Hu Guan feels that the way to trace the source will not work.
He let the courier brother go. After much deliberation, there was no other way. He couldn't use investigative methods for this matter, right? Hu Guan, because it was not Hu Guan who had the accident, but the untouchable Song Gezhi! Let the Song family know about it and it's over. Song Gezhi's father and grandfather are fine, but his brother is a psycho!
At this point, I can only wait for the phone call. I hope that the man in the university laboratory can come to a conclusion earlier.
When he returned to the institute, he found that the situation had taken a turn for the worse, and the neurotic was sitting in his seat!
Song Gezhi's brother poked his head out from behind the newspaper and asked, "Hu Guan, where have you been?"
Hu Guan immediately knelt down.
You must know that in this small police station, except for the director, everyone else works in a big office. One side applies for household registration, and there are little hooligans handcuffed on the legs of the desk over there! Although Hu Guan’s colleagues didn’t see I have never heard of Song Gezhi's brother, but they all vaguely feel that this person has a lot of background, so they eavesdropped on their conversation while they were doing what they were doing.
Brother Song asked: "Have you seen my brother? Someone told me that he didn't ask for leave or go to work today."
Hu Guan said: "Brother, a life dependent on secret agents will not be happy!"
"Let my brother go home for dinner tonight." Brother Song calmly folded the newspaper and put it back in place. "Today is grandma's birthday."
"Why don't you tell him directly?" Hu Guan asked.
"That kid didn't answer my call." Although Song Ge still had a flat expression, his tone was sullen.
"That's all, I'm leaving." With that, he grabbed the car keys and left.
Hu Guan had no choice but to go out, because his colleagues were looking at him with flushed faces and piercing eyes. The burning soul of gossip had already become concrete in their heads. The top three gossip crowds in my country were square dancing aunts, Community cadres and grassroots police officers.
But his speed of action was obviously not fast enough. The oldest colleague, police officer Zhang (female), who is over 28 years old, has already pounced ferociously: "Hu Guan! My niece is [-] years old this year, a regular employee of a certain bank, with fair skin. , good temper, and your friend's looks and stature are quite suitable, how about you help to lead a thread..."
Hu Guan resisted vigorously and said: "Section Chief Zhang, you misunderstood! That's not my friend, I don't know him!"
Officer Zhang grabbed him and said, "It doesn't matter if you think my niece is too old. My daughter will graduate from college next year. My daughter is very beautiful and juicy..."
Your daughter weighs more than 180 kilograms!
Hu Guan pursed his lips in pain, and finally broke free from Officer Zhang's thick arms, and fled away at lightning speed.Panting but resolutely, Police Officer Zhang chased after him, and he was completely thrown off after chasing two alleys.
Hu Guan ran to the main road in one breath, and found Song Ge's car came back after a circle, with the windows down.He had no choice but to bite the bullet and go forward and said, "Brother, is there anything else?"
Brother Song said: "Hu Guan, my brother is not sensible, you should take care of him."
Hu Guan nodded, thinking that I still need you to remind me? I basically take care of the old son of your family.
Brother Song said, "By the way, do you want a motorcycle? Someone gave me a BMW."
Hu Guan thought angrily: Don’t want a motorcycle! What’s wrong with your family, you will give someone a motorcycle! It’s strange enough for my mother to ride a Yamaha, but you want her to ride a BMW?!
Thinking about it, he still declined with a smile: "Brother, this BMW is purely imported, but if the car breaks down, all parts must be sent back from the United States and Canada."
Brother Song thought for a while, said "That's right", rolled up the window and drove away.
Hu Guan heaved a sigh of relief, and then called Song Gezhi.When Song Gezhi heard that his brother had come to look for him in person, he was so frightened that he almost jumped into the river.
Hu Guan asked: "Then
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