What a god, what a god! [network distribution]

Song was bored waiting, so he returned to the initial interface and looked at those live channels poking around.

Shen Muge wore a little white horse and went back and forth in various live broadcast rooms, enjoying himself.The mouse moved back and forth on the video screen, Shen Muge frowned slightly, muttering in his heart like picking a cabbage: Tsk, this face is really big; this one is okay, but the breasts are padded, right?Hey girl, don’t shake the sponge to show it; oh, this is dancing, let me see, no, no, the legs are not long enough, and the shape is not beautiful; hey, this is not bad, the waist is quite thin, but the buttocks are not turned up at all, it's a pity……

Shen Muge shuttled back and forth among a bunch of big-breasted and small vests, really managed to pass through thousands of (fake) flowers without even touching his body.If the time is not up, Shen Muge said that he can fight for another 500 years and write a [-]-word human skeleton observation report every minute.

Alas, these are all fake, the face is so thick with powder, and the body is still padded, which is completely incomparable with my little black silk angel (your black silk little angel's breasts are also padded, okay).Shen Muge smacked his lips and came to a conclusion, kicking out all those unattractive waists, legs and buttocks, leaving a slide show of various photos of Yu Mumu in his mind.

Shen Danan said, don’t ask why you can do it, if you masturbate (cross out) those hundreds of photos every day for a few years, you are guaranteed to be able to memorize even the edge of any black silk.

It was nearly eight o'clock.Shen Muge put on a white horse and entered Yumumu's channel in a flustered (and distracted) manner. At this time, the crowd was almost there, and a row of blue horses came down on the public screen. , at least there must be two hundred people.

Shen Muge couldn't find himself no matter what, so he clicked on the location, and a small blue bar appeared on the screen, covering the word "egg", and it was already at the bottom of the row.

"..." Shen Muge was silent for a while, and filled up as a member with a blank face, and threw 300 yuan into the account by the way, and then came back and saw that he was a little blue horse in the front row, and felt a little relieved.

In any case, it's a little closer to the person at the top of the first wheat sequence.

Shen Muge had been worrying about his ranking just now, only now did he notice that the name of the channel in the upper left corner is [Evil Society for Lazy Cancer Patients Eating Toxic Milk].He watched it for two seconds, and couldn't help but burst out laughing with a "puchi"—hey, if you had to call it some evil society, it should be the black silk boss prprprpr evil society. (No problem???)

After such a toss about the little things here and there, the pointer also pointed to eight o'clock before I knew it.Shen Muge was busy counting the number of rivals in love (???), and was about to take out his phone to check the time, when there was a burst of "Pazz Pazz" in the earphones, followed by a cute and confused ( Pseudo) Zhengtai's voice sounded: "Hello? Hello?"

"...!!" Shen Muge suddenly changed his mind, bah, he sat up straight, his eyes stared at the screen shining brightly, the eyeballs were even refracted green under the light, wishing to stretch out his hands to travel through time and space to pick the person opposite him out Stuffed with soy sauce.

Hey, yes, my little black silk angel is online!

Shen Muge secretly turned up the earphone volume again, so that Yu Mumu's voice could resonate more strongly with his own brain nerves.Tonight was just a temporary song meeting on his whim. Although it was set to the wheat sequence mode, it was actually Yu Mumu with a purple horse hanging on the top.

"Ah...Thank you to everyone present. Actually, I just wanted to sing. I'm really sorry for so many people..." A few dazed low laughs came from behind, and every pore on Shen Muge's body relaxed. .

I, I may, I can't hold it anymore!

The public screen has already become a hot pot of porridge: "The voice of the big fish is so cute and cute!" Yuda! You’re back! I’ve been waiting for you until the flowers are gone!”…

It seems that Yu Mumu was quite popular in the past, and some people still think about it after not returning to YY for so long.With a sour heart, Shen Muge tapped his fingers on the table, forcibly marinating himself into a pot of old sauerkraut: Tsk, although I am overpowered by my strength, it is still a bit overwhelming for so many rivals to show up all at once.

An Xiaoyu didn't know that his aloof male god, who could only watch from a distance but not play with, was spying on the screen at the other end of the city, and possessed all kinds of jealousy and all kinds of desires and dissatisfaction (heavy fog).He adjusted the position of the microphone, searched for the lyrics and accompaniment on the disc, and chattered casually: "I sang by myself at the beginning. Hey, I don't know where the luck came from last time, but I was drawn to play with the male god." Singing duet! The cuties here should have been heard by someone, right? It’s embarrassing, haha, not a single word is on the tune.”

Shen Muge slander: Did you know?I have already drawn up plan No. 257 of the future daughter-in-law's music cell development campaign, so what do you want to do now?

"So in order to prevent this tragic situation from happening again, I am now going to practice "The Silk Drawing Opera" a few more times. Do you have any opinions from the cuties present?"

The comment area was buzzing: "What did I, I, I, I saw! The thread-drawing scene!" Opinion! I have no objection to Yuda taking off his clothes while singing!"...

Shen Muge was still happily looking at the various swiping screens above, all kinds of pride in his heart: Hahahaha, you guys know each other, my black silk little angel is so good, so perfect and so shining, but when I saw the last When he was doing it, his face changed in seconds, and his old skin turned black in an instant.

Undress!What clothes are you taking off!Even if he did take off his clothes, then it's none of your business!If you want to take it off, you can take it off and let me see it!You don't know where the scum came out of!

Yu Mumu is also true!There is no response to such a teasing!If we get together in the future, I'll be given a green hat!The sinking vinegar jar started to think about it again, all kinds of foresight, all kinds of divergent thinking, all kinds of cruel, ruthless and unreasonable troubles, completely unaware that I was hesitating there first, and now people don’t look at the screen at all, even if they lie flat. Jun molesting has nothing to do with him.

But his attention was quickly diverted.Yu Mumu's voice came from the other side of the screen, with a smile that couldn't be concealed: "Haha, it's fine if you don't have an opinion, well, I'll entertain myself for a while, and then I'll play any songs I want to listen to in public. On the screen, I will refer to the reference opinion."

Shen Muge straightened his spine in an instant, and opened Baidu while pressing the recording button, and entered a line of words on it: "What are the songs that are full of sex and panting."

The author has something to say: An Xiaoyu squinted: "Do you want me to take it off for you?"

"If you want, that's the best." Shen Muge smiled restrainedly.

An Xiaoyu shook her feet curiously: "What if I don't want to?"

Shen Muge suddenly showed a philosophical smile: "Of course I will help you take it off, baby."

☆, male god male god male god!

Having said that, of course An Xiaoyu will not completely listen to the opinions of the masses.He glanced at the public screen that had already started discussing the playlist, couldn't help pursing his lips, and smiled slightly. The melodious and soothing prelude of "Silk Pulling Play" sounded, his eyes squinted unconsciously, his fingers curled up, and his knuckles tapped on the table to beat the beat.Without external interference, the mood gradually calmed down.

Shen Muge's hand was still covering the mouse, manipulating the triangular-pointed cursor to move around on the screen, searching for the content he wanted to see at will.As a result, when Yu Mumu's voice sounded, his movements stopped suddenly, as if every slight movement would disturb the tranquility.

His voice...is really clean.

If at the beginning, Shen Muge thought that Yu Mumu used a false voice in the song meeting, then after getting along with An Xiaoyu, he really confirmed that for some unknown reason, An Xiaoyu probably didn't Experienced the sound change period of Zhenger Bajing.

Of course, he who deliberately concealed himself can be excluded, but after so many days, An Xiaoyu has always used this voice when talking to him, and judging by his appearance, he is not at all defensive or wary, that is to say It was his natural voice.Shen Muge recalled that when he first came into contact with An Xiaoyu, he had an indifferent appearance as if he could keep his mouth shut. At that time, he thought it was because he was cold by nature, but now it seems that it was because he felt inferior to his own voice.

Shen Muge can understand this kind of mood, after all, people in the world always like to look at people who are different from them with colored eyes, those who are curious, fearful, and disgusting are all like this.Although An Xiaoyu's voice sounds cute, in real life, no matter whether he is wearing women's clothing or not, speaking with such a voice will always seem out of place with his peers.

Thinking about it this way, Shen Muge understood the reason why An Xiaoyu didn't want to speak too much, after all, no one would like to be looked at strangely by others as soon as they opened their mouths.It is also because of understanding that Shen Muge has been carefully maintaining his dignity.He admitted that when Yu Mumu spoke to him for the first time as An Xiaoyu, there was a flash of surprise in his heart.However, years of experience in practicing medicine gave him a rare calmness. He controlled his emotions very well, and did not reveal any strange eyes, as if all of this was a perfectly natural thing.

Oh, I'm such an EQ person.Shen Muge was overwhelmed by his kindness, and sighed helplessly.

Those miscellaneous things couldn't be done immediately, Shen Muge simply put the mouse aside, adjusted the position of the earphones, leaned back on the huge beanbag sofa, and moved his buttocks to find the most comfortable one. posture, immersed in Yu Mumu's singing.

You must have been really nervous that day, right?Shen Muge lay lazily, with his hands crossed behind his head and his eyes closed comfortably.Yu Mumu's slightly immature voice came from the earphones, such a song filled with a touch of sadness, sung with such a childlike voice, unexpectedly had a different kind of deep flavor. (Shen Da male god absolutely does not admit that the little balance in his heart is a little bit off to the little angel with black silk, really, really only a little bit)

... Well, if you have to evaluate objectively, Yumumu's voice is not really suitable for this song.But Shen Muge just likes it.Thinking of the alluring appearance of the owner of the voice, Shen Muge felt that his whole body was floating erratically above the clouds, so comfortable that even his bones were about to melt into pulp.

Oh, I'm handsome, everything I say is beautiful to you, everything you sing is water (here Hokkien mark).Shen Muge closed his eyes and nodded with fascination, expressing that I am such a willful and unrestrained (wool-in-the-wall) male god who wants to be in the world (make a face).

Anyway, no matter what, Yu Mumu's performance was much better than that of the last concert.As if he was still not satisfied, he repeated the single for a full five times, adjusted his pronunciation a little, and it became more and more interesting.

Shen Muge bit the small handkerchief and was moved to tears (not yet): Look!This is my little black silk angel!He tried so hard to be worthy of me!Who dares to hack him, have you seen his efforts? !

An Xiaoyu was finally satisfied - this was probably the best level he could perform.It's been a long time since he sang so many songs in one breath, and his throat was a little dry. He reached out to get the water glass, only to realize that he had forgotten to bring it just now.

"Ah... sorry, I'm going to get a glass of water." An Xiaoyu squeezed her hand on her neck, feeling a little dry and painful, so she just said it casually, and Mai didn't care, so she just pushed it away The chairs went into the kitchen.

Shen Muge put his hands on the earphones, blushing and heartbeating (heavy fog), listening to the sound of chairs moving over there, the murmur of open Mapps, followed by silence without any movement.

Ah... What is the scene over there now... Shen Muge tried his best to find out some movement, so as to guess what the person on the other side was doing, but he didn't succeed.But this can't stop his wild imagination at all.

No sound at all?Then he must not be wearing shoes now, just stepping on the ground with bare feet, walking silently like a cat... No, no, no, you can't say bare feet, what if they are wrapped in black silk?Ah, the kind just above the knees is the best. The heating in the room is fully turned on. There is only a thin black chubby shirt on his body, and he just walks around like this, naked and careless.

Hey... Shen Muge pinched his nose, expressing that as a young man in his twenties and eight years old, he couldn't control himself at all.

An Xiaoyu didn't know that the male god on the other side of the screen was such a filthy male god.He returned to the computer with the cup in his hand, moved his chair and sat down, while drinking water and watching the situation on the public screen.He just sat down carelessly, the pure cotton shorts were pressed under his buttocks, crumpled and twisted into a ball.He was wearing white T-shorts, but Shen Muge guessed right - he was indeed not wearing shoes.

Just passing by the bathroom, I washed my feet. As a patient with severe lazy cancer, An Xiaoyu expressed how troublesome it is to dry every toe.Xiao Ziyang was not at home, and no one was nagging him anymore. An Xiaoyu simply let himself go, and came out so wet, with the soles of her feet on the spotless wooden floor, leaving behind a A long series of crooked water marks.

An Xiaoyu was watching the public screen, thinking about what song to sing later.Holding the transparent glass in his hand, he took a sip from time to time, not daring to drink too much, for fear that his bladder function was not so strong, and he would have a urination reflex every once in a while.There were still wet drops of water on the milky white feet, just like this unconsciously, with the back heels touching the floor, the ten toes of the two feet were separated, shaking back and forth in the air, trying to lift up A slightly stronger airflow, so that the water vapor on it can evaporate quickly.

The volume of Shen Muge's earphones jumped a bit, and he pressed his ears hard, so that any slight sound coming from the other end could not escape the fate of being caught.What's more, Yu Mumu didn't intend to hide it deliberately. As a direct consequence of this incident, Shen Muge could clearly hear the swallowing sound of water flowing from his throat.

"..." Shen Muge imagined the scene on the other side, his mouth was a little dry, and he swallowed hard, but he still couldn't suppress the nameless evil fire that was full of restlessness.His lower abdomen tightened up and down, and the thighs couldn't help but rub against each other, feeling that something was rolling and tossing in his body.

Tsk, such an unconscious move is actually more seductive than deliberate seduction.

Shen Qinshou thought so, but he still didn't know that the person over there was really in such a state.Her white and tender thighs were open, and she bent slightly, and she could still see some unusual scenery from the hem of her loose shorts.And those legs that he coveted for a long time were stretching unscrupulously, and the beautiful feet were swaying provocatively, which was clearly the rhythm that wanted to squeeze his whole body dry.

If I can possess this body...it doesn't seem like a big deal if I don't want to be a human, but just a wild beast in heat.

An Xiaoyu didn't know that he had been watched by a certain male god with a bottomless hole in his mind for a long time.He picked out more than a dozen songs he wanted to sing, found out the lyrics and prepared the accompaniment, took another sip of water to moisten his throat, and helped Mai to sing with all his heart.

Shen Muge tried his best to drive out the evil thoughts in his heart-I don't know why, every time I meet this person, the abstinence and reservedness of the previous 28 years seem to be fed to the Erlang dog. All kinds of sauces and stuffing made me feel ashamed of myself.

It can't be done... Shen Muge recorded the whole process, almost biting his lips to keep himself from laughing out loud: This person!How could it be so to my liking!Has face, waist, legs and butt!The more I listen to the sound, the more I like it!Hahahaha, fuck the reserved, elegant and cold male god, I want to chase him, I don't care if I don't care, I just want to chase him!

As a result, more than three hours passed quickly, and this state of inexplicable excitement and self-orgasm continued until Yumumu's song meeting was about to end.Shen Muge was still immersed in all kinds of fantasies and couldn't extricate himself, when he heard a sentence from the other end that broke his heart: "Uh... the song you want to hear is almost sung, so let's do it for today, little boy." Cuties, go to bed early haha."

What!what to sleep!what to sleep!I'm not high enough yet, why are you sleeping?Only then did Shen Muge remember that he had been listening to a serious matter all night and didn't even have a shadow of it: The new vest that was agreed upon!What about hooking up (adulting)?Wait a minute I haven't done anything yet!

Shen Muge became anxious immediately.Seeing that Yu Mumu had already started to say good night and was about to go offline, his eyes frantically swept across the screen, and he caught a glimpse of a small colorful box in the lower right corner, which seemed to be for gifting.

Huh?It seems that no one has given him anything all night?Is that as long as I...he will...we can...

Shen Muge fell into hallucinations and couldn't extricate himself from it. He laughed by himself, and the cursor moved to a love that was more pleasing to the eye, and then a line of small words floated below: "Give 10 at a time to trigger a streamer".

Although I don't know what the hell it is, after all, I have never used it before... Shen Haohao said that ten is enough to express my love!Love or something, you must come to 99!So he filled in "99" in the number column at the bottom.

Huh?Insufficient balance?Shen Muge didn't know how much it was, and seeing that it would be too late if he didn't hurry up, he changed it to "33" and pressed Enter in a hurry.

An Xiaoyu was in a good mood, and was dragged by the cuties on the public screen to talk for a while, seeing that it had been a long time past bedtime, and if she didn't go to bed quickly, she might have dark circles under her eyes tomorrow.He smiled and said good night several times, and finally he was about to go offline. At this critical moment, a line of words popped up in the big blank box in the middle: "The egg is for Yu Mumuai to eat the egg'I love you' x33"

Before he could recover, a small blue horn appeared in the lower right corner, flashing and flickering, just like someone's tense (xing) tense (fen) mood right now.

An Xiaoyu suddenly had a bad premonition, frowned and turned on the small speaker, and a line of words jumped out, occupying the center of the screen to show off his power: "Dan, please add you as a friend."

Fuck, what's the situation now? !

The author has something to say: An Xiaoyu blinked her eyes and bit her finger: "The local tyrant begs for support!"

Shen Muge fished him over and kissed him: "What about your sincerity?"

【it's dark.The night is still very long.ah. 】

☆, male god male god male god male god!

Nervously, An Xiaoyu went to search for the price of y coins, then turned back and searched on the screen, and found the little love in the grid, and calculated the price on it.

One cost nine yuan... He dropped 33 of them for me... So that counts... Definitely, uh... One one, one, two, four, three, three, three, nine... Two, 290, seven dollars!

Nervously, An Xiaoyu went back to Du Niang again, and entered "what does 33 mean" in the search bar, and when she pressed Enter, the first search content that came out was "33 roses represent - love you three times" Born III".

"...!!!!" An Xiaoyu was about to faint, her teeth unconsciously gnawed on her nails, her eyes blinked and stared at the twinkling little peach heart on the screen, as if a Frightened cat.

What to do, what to do, what to do... An Xiaoyu's butt moved around restlessly on the chair, and if she dawdled a few more times, she would probably get angry: Me, me, what's going on?After spending so much money all of a sudden, you still want to add me as a friend... This is clearly the rhythm of making love first, then talking, then making sauce, then brewing sauce, and finally walking towards the great harmony of life!

I'm so scared, so scared... (I absolutely don't admit that there is still a little bit of excitement that is really only a little bit of excitement being taken care of by a local tyrant) I have never had this kind of experience before. When I first sang on YY, someone swiped a lollipop. Light sticks and so on, not many, just a few at a time.An Xiaoyu came up to sing for fun, but she always felt a little guilty if she was targeted for money.After he said that he didn't use it a few times, the situation improved slightly, but some people still voted for one from time to time, and then simply clearly wrote "Decline to vote" in the announcement column.

So, this person didn't read the announcement at all, did he? !

... Shen Danan said that he really didn't read the announcement.

What should I do now in this situation... An Xiaoyu stared at the screen anxiously, her eyes went out of the window, but no little chrysanthemums appeared.He frantically manipulated the mouse, and the small triangular arrow stopped on the word "agree" and circled back and forth, moving left and right, but he didn't escape the small box.

He sent me so much love... Anyway, I have to say it, right?An Xiaoyu kept hypnotizing herself, "It's just out of etiquette. I'm a good boy who knows how to reciprocate, so I agreed to his friend request definitely not because of curiosity about local tyrants", and then pressed the button with a resolute expression. "Agree".

At the same time, Dumb Sao on the other side of the screen stared at a line of words that jumped out on the screen: "The other party has approved your friend request", with a touch of cold (wei) cold (suo) and satisfaction (chi) on the corner of his mouth. (han) radian: Hey, hooked.

An Xiaoyu agreed anxiously, her heart pounding like a mud horse, her eyes widened and she stared nervously at the screen, as if there would be a wretched uncle in the next second (the truth x1) Jumping out from that end, the palms of the palms that were attached to the mouse were a little sweaty.For some reason, he always felt that he seemed to have done a very big thing, like... as if he had sold himself casually (the truth x2).

However, after waiting anxiously for a long time, there was no movement on the other end, and there was no more words.An Xiaoyu's heartbeat gradually slowed down, and she actually felt a little lost, as if she was holding up the holy sword and shouting to charge, but in front of the formation lay a little Ling who was swaying his head and posing, his eyes fluttered and could electrocute a blue whale.

Maybe people just press it casually and don't care at all?I just grind here like an idiot.An Xiaoyu stretched her face, unconsciously turned her lower lip out, and grinned at the screen to make a face.Then he suddenly thought that such tossing and wrinkling would lead to wrinkles, he was startled, and hastily straightened his face again.

Wait a moment!A possibility flashed through his mind, and An Xiaoyu sat up straight, his eyes filled with shock and grief: Maybe...that's just a game played by local tyrants, and he's busy throwing nets everywhere right now, so he can't take care of it for the time being The little shrimp that was rushing forward on my own.

An Xiaoyu bit her knuckles sadly, her eyes widened and she stared at the screen bitterly, falling into all kinds of "dominant local tyrants look at me", "local tyrants' special love and forced love", "destroyed local tyrants' love confinement" Waiting for the classic plot to be unable to extricate themselves.

An Xiaoyu was shaking like a sieve, twisting uneasily on the chair like a twist, as if she had already seen a bleak future for herself.

The big male god Shen had no idea that he was about to get negative points from his black silk little angel, and after being labeled as a "pervert", he was labeled as a "mafia stallion man".He used his mind to control the prehistoric power in his body, did he hold down his right hand with his left hand?Let it reach out to the keyboard to say hello-hehe, do you think I don't know?Fall in love with you first and you lose! (what the hell!)

An Xiaoyu waited anxiously for a long time, but the "egg" who asked to be added as a friend didn't respond at all, and simply carried out the principle of "run away after flirting" to the end.It was almost twelve o'clock, An Xiaoyu was so anxious, it was already past the time for beauty sleep, what if the dark circles under her eyes look ugly tomorrow?So he gritted his teeth and chopped his hands, tapped the keyboard with his fingertips, and then hit enter.

For some reason, An Xiaoyu never considered ignoring this strange person.

Shen Muge stared at the screen intensely, and in the room where the light was not sufficient, his eyes almost gave off a green light like a wolf.He was also anxious in his heart. He glanced at the dialog box and then at the time below. The number changed from 23:29 to 23:30 and then to 23:31. He thought in panic: He will not be offline anymore Won't you go to sleep? What's going on? Isn't it a rhythm to exchange feelings with me through the friend application so quickly? Am I playing off? What if he turns his face and refuses to recognize anyone tomorrow...

"Dididi" sounded, pulling back Shen Muge's thoughts of letting go.Duan Mensao jumped up from the position at that time, pressed hard on his chest to prevent the little heart inside from falling out and was broken, and his calf hit the chair foot and got a bruise. Looking forward to it (Shen Da male god lifted the table: I don't have it!) rushed over to read the news.

There are only two words on the screen: Hello.

"..." Oh, I definitely don't want to admit that I was excited there for a long time.Shen Muge took a deep breath, took a deep breath, took a deep breath...it was useless!He pressed his hands and dawdled for a while, deliberately making an appearance of "I'm very busy right now and I'm not waiting for your reply", and then typed two words "Hello" with shaking hands and turned back.

An Xiaoyu waited and waited but did not reply, she became impatient, and her temper also came up.He folded his hands, frowned and stared at the silent dialog box, thinking that there was something wrong with this person, did he just add me and then disappeared?Or is it really just playing around and spending so much money just for fun? (Oh, forgive me, I don’t understand the world of your local tyrants _(:з」∠)_)

An Xiaoyu waited for a while, yawned one after another, tears automatically fell from her eyes, and her vision was blurred.He rolled his eyes angrily, and said to himself, I'll count three, two, one, if you don't show up again, I will really not serve you!

In the end, I don't know if the person on the other end heard it or what, but the moment An Xiaoyu made up his mind and was about to click the red cross in the upper right corner, the two words "Hello" jumped out.An Xiaoyu didn't stop all of a sudden and directly refunded the button, and then rolled back to log in in despair.

"..." So local tyrants are all so noble, cold, glamorous and unpredictable! (No, no, he is still the male god of you with a smile???) An Xiaoyu looked at the dialog box that was silent again, holding her breath in her chest, unable to move up or down: You have spent so much money all at once Isn't there something special about adding me right away? !If you have something to say, just say it, what's the matter hanging around like this!

If you don't come up, I'll take the initiative.An Xiaoyu pulled herself together and pre-emptively (???) planned to ask for clarification.

Yu Mumu loves to eat eggs: May I ask why you show me so much love?It will cost a lot of money, right?

Hey he took the initiative to talk to me!Shen Muge's mood at that time was as if he had been smashed by bitcoins, and he couldn't control his face while covering his chest.After finally cooling down, he took a closer look, only to belatedly realize what he was talking about.

Shen Muge suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.He clicked on the account balance, and a number was impressively displayed on it.Shen Muge couldn't believe his eyes, he rubbed it vigorously, and looked at it again - that's right, the original 300.00 on it suddenly became 3.00.

Damn... Shen Muge was dumbfounded: No, no wonder he was looking for me so eagerly... By the way, it only takes less than a second to press Enter, right?Such a rounding calculation is really tens of billions every minute...

No no no, you can't be so negative!Shen Muge patted his cheek and forced himself to escape from the wireless infinite loop of "300 yuan is gone, 300 yuan is gone", raised his head and chest and forced a smile: Hahahaha, isn't it just two zeros, what is it?Besides, this might be a dowry gift for my future daughter-in-law, 300 yuan counts as a ball?It's not too much to give 300 million! (Are you sure, male god? The first gift you gave seems to be a discounted item of 9 yuan and 9 free shipping from a certain treasure ←_←)

An Xiaoyu stared at the screen a little uneasily, rubbing her ass against the chair like a cocklebur, anxiously waiting for the man's reply.

It displayed "typing" over there, and then a line of words jumped out.

Egg: because I like you

An Xiaoyu exploded immediately, jumped up all of a sudden, and walked around the room nervously with her hands behind her back: Look!have a look!What did I say comer?He just fell in love with me!baffling!You actually want to use money to capture me!Damn, don't you know what I like the most? !

What should I do now... An Xiaoyu snapped her fingers with a distressed expression: A male god, a doctor, and now a local tyrant, so why on earth am I so popular! (Shen Muge smiled slightly: What a coincidence, these three are me, it seems that you don't have to worry about it!)

An Xiaoyu went around and returned to the computer, bent down to look again, only to find that there were three words underneath.

egg: sound

"..." An Xiaoyu rolled her eyes towards the sky, her eyelids almost cramped and she hurt herself to death: Can we not speak so out of breath!Who are you scaring this is!It made me so excited and disappointed at the same time...

Having said that, An Xiaoyu really dare not accept this kind of Qian An Xiaoyu whose origin is unknown.He bit his lower lip and thought for a while, then sat back on the chair and typed on the keyboard.

Yu Mumu loves to eat eggs: Thank you for your love, but I can't accept such an expensive gift, how about I return it to you with a red envelope?

Egg: No, what is given to you is what is given to you, and you can keep it at ease.

How could An Xiaoyu obey.There was still enough money in the account, so he sent a 297 red envelope back, but there was no movement from the other end.

How could Shen Muge take it back?He automatically ignored the big red envelope hanging on it, thinking that he had almost hooked the person, and he could collect the net.So he sent the well-thought-out (not) seemingly invulnerable (not) reason.

Dan: Let me tell you the truth. I am a scout for the Little Pure Radio Troupe. I am planning a new drama recently. The organization sent me to search for a voice that fits the role. I found that your qualifications are very suitable. I wonder if you are interested?

Sure enough, An Xiaoyu was distracted by him.

Yu Mumu loves to eat eggs: Huh?What drama?

Egg: This can’t be disclosed yet.However, if you join us, there will be a 90.00% [-] chance to cooperate with a heavyweight master.

Yu Mumu loves to eat eggs: who?

Without blushing or panting, Shen Muge typed the words "Sui Mu Ye Ge".

With a "bang", An Xiaoyu was frightened, leaned back, and fell to the ground with her chair.He gave himself a (small) slap on the left cheek, and a (small) slap on his right cheek, and couldn't believe what he had just seen.

And male male male god? !I? ! !

The author has something to say: An Xiaoyu broke down: "It's you, you, you, why is it you again?!"

Shen Muge smiled charmingly: "Because I've taken a fancy to you, baby."

☆, God, God, God, God, God!

An Xiaoyu rubbed her eyes, her fingertips were trembling, and they moved around on the keyboard stiffly.

Yu Mumu loves to eat eggs: Are you kidding me?

Shen Muge couldn't help but curled up his lips and smiled: Hey, I got hooked so quickly.

Egg: Of course not, I guarantee it with my character. (you didn't