What a god, what a god! [network distribution]

The kind that comes.

Shen Muge couldn't wish for this result: If one person has one day, the future is still very long!Hey, maybe it was his trick to keep me, what a dishonest little elf. (Your face is so big ←_←)

The two walked out of the sugar storage one after the other.According to the practice of the past few days, at this time, everyone should go back to their respective homes.An Xiaoyu's feet were almost healed, so she thought about walking home.He was just about to turn his head to say goodbye to Shen Muge, but the person behind him stopped him first: "An Xiaoyu, I... I'll take you home."

An Xiaoyu turned her head in surprise.At a distance of less than two meters, Shen Muge stood like a bamboo pole, with his hands in his trouser pockets.His eyes were a little dodgy, but he quickly forced himself to look directly at this side. Although he tried to look casual and indifferent, the reddish pinna revealed his nervousness.A gust of wind blew by, brushing his bangs with few hairs on his forehead, and he fiddled with them in a concealed manner, exuding a bastard air that would make the world stunned by his handsomeness.

Suddenly, the 36D of the hospital flower nurse appeared in An Xiaoyu's mind.

Hehe, doctor, are you kidding?

The author has something to say: An Xiaoyu squinted: "Are you trying to pick on me?"

Shen Muge shook his head seriously: "Baby, to be honest, you are not my You Lemei."

An Xiaoyu was curious: "Then what am I yours?"

Shen Muge showed a philosophical smile: "Of course you are my pheromone, idiot."

An Xiaoyu: "???"

☆, male god male god!

An Xiaoyu was lying on the bed, swiping her weibo boredly while dangling her feet.

However, I don't know why, the leisure and entertainment activities that I am usually very keen on, are a little bit unmotivated now.An Xiaoyu rolled over and turned into a posture lying on her back on the bed. She stretched out her arms and held the phone in a daze for a while, but suddenly felt bored, so she threw it on the thick carpet and buried herself completely. into the pillow.

Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I've listened to a male god's drama, and I obviously never got tired of repeating singles for a whole day.An Xiaoyu buried her face in the pillow and rubbed it back and forth, then got up and sat cross-legged, her eyes wandered around the room, and finally unconsciously landed on the small box on the table, she was taken aback.

——There is a thin clavicle chain inside, a silver twist piece chain, with a small black wing hanging from it, not to mention, it's really pretty.An Xiaoyu just stared at the small box in a daze, her mind was in a mess and she didn't know what she was thinking, the expression on her face was relaxed and solemn at times, as if possessed by an evil spirit.Fortunately, Xiao Ziyang was not there, otherwise, seeing him like this, he would probably bring a big fairy back directly.

It was sent by Shen Muge.Originally, it wasn't that An Xiaoyu really hated this person, it was just that his performance was too mentally retarded, which made people feel a little scared.Meeting each other for afternoon tea every day, and then walking all the way back to the studio with him, and waving goodbye downstairs, it seems to have become a natural habit after a long time.Not to mention the basic conditions that Shen Mu has a good-looking singer and a good voice. He also has a wide range of knowledge, and he can always let An Xiaoyu know many different things.

Hey, he's actually quite an interesting guy.An Xiaoyu threw herself back on the bed with a "snap", turned over and thought. (Shen Da male god said that I can be more interesting, but I am afraid that I will scare you away_(:з」∠)_)

At first I didn't think there was anything wrong.But having said that, except for Xiao Ziyang and Ye Li, he has never been so close to anyone.The initial hesitation and guard is understandable, after all, Shen Muge is a type he has never been in contact with, unlike Xiao Ziyang, who cares about everything, and is not as careless as Ye Li, Shen Muge, to him, should be It is similar to a real friend, you can chat and rely on it, and it looks very reliable anyway.

An Xiaoyu always felt that Shen Muge had the same thoughts as her own, and this kind of distance and this way of getting along really made people feel very comfortable.As a result, Ye Li came to the studio to play with him that day, and saw the two of them saying goodbye from upstairs, Shen Muge was still standing at the corner of the street, turned and left until his figure disappeared.

"Little fish, little fish! Who was that person just now?" An Xiaoyu had just pushed open the door, and before her feet could be put in, she was staggered by the rushing Ye Li, and the two of them almost rolled to the ground together. go up.An Xiaoyu held onto the doorknob to stand upright. Ye Li was dangling around his neck, and asked relentlessly, "Speak quickly! Tell me the truth and I will spare you!"

While tearing Ye Li off her body, An Xiaoyu walked to the kitchen, preparing to make a cup of sweet-scented osmanthus green tea - a certain treasure bought it at a discount, the taste, tsk tsk tsk, is so fragrant that people don't want it.

An Xiaoyu took the small kettle to fill the water, and said without raising her head, "Here, that's the ass-exploding master you were going to meet last time, you don't know him yet?" An Xiaoyu didn't realize this If there is anything, I just said it, and turned around to put the small kettle on the base.

"Ah!!" Ye Li had an expression on the verge of fainting, took a deep breath and took a deep breath, and finally burst into a loud cry after brewing for a long time.An Xiaoyu didn't have the slightest bit of defense. He made such a move, and almost threw the water bottle in his hand away.An Xiaoyu shuddered, and said angrily, "Are you sick? What's your name! Isn't he just a man with handles? I'm making you greedy!"

Ye Li looked like he was facing a big enemy, and rushed over to An Xiaoyu, touching his face, legs, and (fake) chest, and finally stopped at his buttocks, kneaded, kneaded, and then poked, feeling nervous He asked eagerly: "Does it hurt? Does it hurt? Ouch, my sweetheart..."

An Xiaoyu's goose bumps exploded, and she kicked Ye Li's ass with her foot, and kicked him out: "Why are you so crazy? Fuck you, go to the street to find a man, don't come to me Come for comfort!"

Ye Li sat down on the ground with a "snap".He even forgot the instinct to protect his butt, so he just blinked and sat there observing An Xiaoyu's expression suspiciously: "No...he didn't like your little chrysanthemum?"

"Do you think the whole world is gay like you?" An Xiaoyu rolled her eyes, and walked over to boil water, "Don't think about problems with your single-minded brain. Gay muscle."

"Wait a minute..." Ye Li got anxious, got up and moved in front of An Xiaoyu to look left and right, "Aren't you gay?"

An Xiaoyu pushed him away in disgust: "Go away, stay away from me, are you going to eat Malatang again?"

"That's right! Let me tell you that the newly opened one at the street corner is very cheap, and the big bowl is quite delicious..." Ye Li suddenly smiled, and after a bunch of Barbara, he remembered what the topic was just now, and his expression immediately changed Yi Su, "No, don't change the subject."

An Xiaoyu couldn't stand him anymore, and raised her hand in a gesture of surrender: "What did I change the subject of? Can you please stop dragging me into the water?"

Ye Li couldn't believe it: "How is this possible? You have never had a girlfriend!"

"Why are you so unreasonable" on An Xiaoyu's face: This is a bit confusing? ? ? "I'm gay if I haven't had a girlfriend? What kind of logic are you talking about?"

"How is this possible..." Ye Li walked around An Xiaoyu with his hands behind his back, looking back and forth at him, "Based on my years of experience in seeing people, every pore on your body emits Gay breath. Hey, don’t believe me, I’ve eaten more Malatang than you’ve ever eaten!”

An Xiaoyu flipped the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻: "I've never eaten that thing!"

"That's right?" Ye Li paced up and down the room with his hands behind his back like a big brother, with a confident look, "You said you are not gay, then explain to me, you hook up with that What does the chrysanthemum master mean?"

"You haven't finished yet, have you?" An Xiaoyu was angry, "I can't have a few friends I can talk to?"

"What friend? What friend!" Ye Li spread his hands, "Look at him, he clearly wants to pick you up!"

I want to have sex with me, I want to have sex with me, I want to have sex with me, I treat you as a friend, but you want to have sex with me... An Xiaoyu only has this sentence in her mind.He shook his head, expelled those messy thoughts, and glanced at Ye Li: "Don't talk nonsense, Mr. Shen is not that kind of person."

"Hey, Mr. Shen, hey, he's not that kind of person." Ye Li squinted (﹃)~→ and said sourly, "Let's just wait and see, protect your little chrysanthemum, Don’t come back to cry when you get blasted. Oh no, isn’t your Mr. Shen an anorectal specialist? You should cry to him and everything will be cured for you hahahaha..."

An Xiaoyu raised her foot and kicked him out of the door: "Get out of here! Stay with your Malatang/fly away and don't beep at me!"

...In the end, that idiot's words really took root in his mind.In the next few days, An Xiaoyu was a little out of control, often distracted when working, and she was a little afraid to look Shen Muge directly in the eyes on the way back with Shen Muge, always feeling that she would see something different.

Tsk, things that were so natural at first, are now beginning to come to mind.It's all the fault of that idiot Ye Li, who dares to speak out all day long without thinking about it.

Five earth days have passed since the day when Ye Li broke the secret (???).An Xiaoyu observed Shen Muge secretly (actually, obviously) for several days, but she couldn't see anything wrong, so she finally felt relieved.

An Xiaoyu was a little relieved and a little bit disappointed (not) thinking: How could Ye Li believe what that idiot said, maybe he forgot what he beeped after he finished speaking.

Just when An Xiaoyu decided to get rid of Ye Li's brainwashing, a major event happened in his life, and now he really couldn't calm down.

Just this afternoon, Shen Muge accompanied him back to the studio as usual.An Xiaoyu didn't notice that Shen Muge walked about half a meter behind him every time, just enough to see him in his eyes.

At the corner of the street that was about to turn, Shen Muge suddenly called out to him: "An Xiaoyu."

"What's the matter?" An Xiaoyu hopped ahead with her hands behind her back, drawing a straight line along the curb unsteadily, when she was distracted by his call, she couldn't go back, so she simply jumped down.An Xiaoyu turned her head and winked at Shen Muge, "What? Do you have something nice to give me?"

Seeing Shen Muge like this, the whole person turned into scum.He swallowed secretly to seal the prehistoric power in his body, pretended not to care, took out a small box from his pocket and handed it over: "How do you know?"

An Xiaoyu just said it casually, but she didn't expect it to happen, and she lost her position for a while.He thought of Ye Li's sentence "He clearly wants to pick you up", and couldn't help shaking a bit, his skin got goosebumps: Damn it, it won't be true for that idiot, right?Send something?What does this mean?

Shen Da male god smiled charmingly: I only have one meaning, and that is to flirt with you.

An Xiaoyu resolutely refused: "I can't accept anything that is not so valuable..."

Without hesitation, Shen Muge grabbed his hand and stuffed the small box into his palm (and wiped the oil by the way), with a straightforward smile on his face: "It's okay, I bought it at a discount on Double Eleven, 9 Free shipping for RMB 9 and free coupons, it’s really not worth a lot of money.”

An Xiaoyu squeezed the small box to accept it, neither to throw it away nor to throw it away: "..." I know you really want me to accept it, but don't say it so directly, okay?You can't lie to me that this is actually a new global limited edition from Swarovski, and I'll be happier!

"Hey, don't look down on 9 yuan 9, I really think it looks pretty." Shen Muge opened the box with a face full of credit (continuing to hold An Xiaoyu's hand), and took out a small chain from it, "You Put it on and try it out, it's very suitable for your clothes today."

An Xiaoyu couldn't resist him, so she had no choice but to wear the collarbone chain (bought with coupons for 9 yuan and 9 free shipping) around her neck.He didn't tie up his hair today, and the fine strands of hair hung on his shoulders. He wore a simple dark red dress, and as Shen Muge expected, he wore black silk and thick-soled short cowhide boots.He lowered his head slightly, concentrating on the small button on the back, the broken hair on his forehead loosened a little, and his small nose and slightly pouty lips were exposed as far as his eyes could see.

"..." Hey, I can't hold it anymore, hey!Shen Muge pinched his upper lip and lower lip together to control himself not to say that sentence: Can I take a picture of you (it can be used when masturbating at home)?

"This...looks good?" An Xiaoyu put it on, raised her head uncertainly, and looked at Shen Muge as if seeking advice.Seeing those wet little animal-like eyes (this is all yours, okay!), Shen's blood pressure soared, and he almost exploded on the spot.His eyes clung to An Xiaoyu's body with admiration (ji) and admiration (ke), and he kept nodding slightly: "It's beautiful, it's really beautiful."

Can you not look good? He is wearing something I gave (bought at a discount) hahahaha!

An Xiaoyu still felt a little guilty, so she untied the chain and put it back into the box: "No...that, why did you think of giving me something?"

Hehe, how could a real male god be stumped by such a small problem?Shen Muge smiled sweetly (no problem???): "An Xiaoyu, have you forgotten that today is your birthday?"

Eh?What date is it today?An Xiaoyu took out his phone and looked. November 11 was indeed his birthday.

God hey.An Xiaoyu looked at Shen Muge with surprise and suspicion: "How did you know about my birthday?"

Hehe, how could a real male god be stumped by such a small problem?Shen Muge talked nonsense without changing his face: "Ha, you just told me last week, and you forgot?"

Absolutely not to say that I secretly wrote it down when I watched adultery on Weibo every day.

An Xiaoyu pinched her chin and thought hard, but she didn't have any impression in her mind (you can have an impression of nonsense, this thing never happened): "Did I say that? Why don't I remember..."

If you really remember, then play Dafabet.Shen Muge pressed An Xiaoyu's hand (and touched it by the way), covered the box and put it in a stuffed bag, and pushed the person towards the studio: "Hey, it's not something expensive, you can just keep it if you keep it." Take it, with our relationship, is it still necessary to be so polite to give a birthday present?"

An Xiaoyu felt a huge thrust behind her:? ? ?What is our relationship?What is our relationship? !

...The result was half-push and half-accepted.An Xiaoyu rolled around on the bed irritably, her mind racing.

I always feel weird.A little guilty, a little unsteady, and a little...happy?

An Xiaoyu thought for a long time but couldn't come up with a reason, she unconsciously climbed out of bed, rolled all the way to the small table, stretched out her hand to hook the small box, pinched out the chain and looked back and forth.

Huh?What's this?The fingertips touched the back, and there was a slightly different concave feeling.Have words?An Xiaoyu turned the little black wing over and carefully identified it against the bedside lamp.

——A small word "fish" is engraved on the back.

"..." An Xiaoyu swallowed, and suddenly had a bad premonition: It seemed that she was really entangled by some terrible person. (You just found out?!!)

The author has something to say: An Xiaoyu cried and said, "I treat you as a friend but you want to fuck me!"

Shen Muge grabbed him and Jiang Jiangniang said: "Baby, I not only want to fuck you, I also want to do this and you want to do that..."

【Oops, the power went out again】

☆, male god!

The male god hasn't released a new drama for a long time... An Xiaoyu sat at the table bored, resting her chin in one hand, poking a small fork at the slices of bread in the other hand.Xiao Ziyang came out with two cups of warmed milk, saw the horrific slice of bread on the table, and couldn't help but a close old mother went online: "Xiao Yu'er, are you in a bad mood?"

"Ah? No." An Xiaoyu shrugged his shoulders as if recovering, picked off a piece of bread with a fork and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing, "I'm just bored."

"Why don't you make clothes when you're bored?" Xiao Ziyang put the milk on the table and rubbed An Xiaoyu's head casually, "I remember you still have a few orders?"

An Xiaoyu swayed back and forth with his movements, lazily looking at the sky, "I have no inspiration—I don't want to work—it's so annoying——"

Xiao Ziyang had an intuition that something had happened to him. An Xiaoyu's enthusiasm for western clothes could be said to be obsessed, which had never happened before.But he didn't seem to have anything to say, and Xiao Ziyang couldn't ask, so he could only rack his brains to find a way for him.

"Why don't you ask Ye Li to hang out for a few days?" Xiao Ziyang pulled out a chair and sat down opposite An Xiaoyu, "Don't worry about the order, it's nothing urgent, I'll just talk to the customer .”

"Come on." An Xiaoyu rolled her eyes while pouring milk into her mouth, "It's a question of whether I can come back alive after going out with that idiot, even in a remote mountain valley, he can find Mala Tang for three meals a day. Come entertain me."

Xiao Ziyang couldn't help laughing: "Yes. How about..."

"That's all right, all right, I'll find a way to have fun on my own." An Xiaoyu was really afraid that he would come up with a bunch of unreliable suggestions, so she hurriedly interrupted him.The milk had bottomed out, so An Xiaoyu got up to wash the cup.There was the sound of rushing water in the kitchen, and after a while, An Xiaoyu came out wiping her hands, walked lazily into the room, suddenly remembered something, and turned back, "Hey, Brother Yang, are you home tonight?"

Xiao Ziyang didn't react, and said casually: "Night? Here, what's wrong?"

"Oh, that's it." An Xiaoyu's shoulders slumped almost invisibly, and her tone was a little disappointed.Xiao Ziyang knew what he wanted to do when he saw his reaction—he wanted to sing, he knew that An Xiaoyu would sing on YY sometimes, but he would always choose a time when he was not there. Came across by accident.

"Ah, I remembered, Mr. Chen asked me to have dinner tonight." Xiao Ziyang immediately changed his words, for fear that An Xiaoyu wouldn't believe him, and added, "It's in the moon appreciating pavilion, with a few of his friends .”

An Xiaoyu didn't care whether he was lying or not at all, her eyes lit up, and she skipped all the way to the room: "Got it, I'll settle the dinner myself, shall I?"

Xiao Ziyang was a little bit disappointed, but he cheered up and said, "Don't..."

"Don't eat instant noodles, don't eat barbecue, and don't touch those three-no products." An Xiaoyu poked his head out from the door frame, "Am I right?"

"Yeah." Xiao Ziyang nodded, "I want to..."

"Eat on time, sleep on time, and lock the door when you're alone at home." An Xiaoyu shook her head with a bored look on her face, "I know all this, I'm not a kid anymore, Brother Yang is always so verbose .”

Xiao Ziyang smiled bitterly: Think I'm long-winded?It seems that I still care too much, right?He got up and cleared the table to hide his depression: "Just remember it all. I may not come back at night. Remember to lock the door before you go to bed."

An Xiaoyu was about to go in, but when she heard this, she poked her head out and blinked: "Brother Yang, where are you going?"

Xiao Zi Yang Xin said that you still know how to ask.He lied casually: "Mr. Chen said that after dinner, he will go to a resort owned by a friend, and he will probably spend the night there."

"Oh... Got it." An Xiaoyu nodded and didn't say anything else.In fact, his heart has now flown to the wonderful land of music: ah!I'm going to sing all night!Start with the thread play!Sing in the late Tang Dynasty and then go majestic!Don't anyone stop me!

……

Shen Muge returned home after get off work, went to the kitchen to get a plate, poured all the duck feet bought at the deli downstairs into it, and then removed the disposable chopsticks to prepare for eating.The instant noodles for a week is really unbearable. Although there are black pepper, white pepper, old altar sauerkraut, braised beef, mushroom stewed chicken, crab roe, abalone, spicy hot pot, etc., there is no heavy taste of each one every day. , Shen Muge is still bored (nonsense boiled water is like eating soaked fried noodles for a week, can you not get tired of it).So today, for the first time on the way home from get off work, I stayed on the street for a while, and came back with a bag of duck feet and chicken soup dumplings.

Work is fine recently, not particularly busy, Shen Muge has more free time.Sometimes he almost doubted whether Liu Yue'er had grasped his latest information. As soon as he had the idea of ​​"let's play another drama", Liu Yue'er came to the door at the right time.

That was last night.As usual, Shen Muge secretly scrolled through Yu Mumu's Weibo, which he watched daily, and found that it hadn't been updated, so he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.He exited the Weibo interface, pressed the lock screen button on the side of the phone, and unconsciously stared at the dark screen in a daze.

To be honest, yes, Shen Muge didn't think too much about it at the beginning. When he saw An Xiaoyu at the hospital gate, his first reaction was to chase after him. After all, he already knew that the man had a body that was quite attractive to him.As a result, after getting along for a few days, Shen Muge found that he was actually quite an interesting person, aside from that skin, even the things hidden inside began to attract him slowly.

It seems... really moved to chase him.

Shen Muge was a little confused.He frowned, unconsciously pinching a handful of bangs on his forehead.For an old gay who has never been in a serious relationship for 28 years, after falling in love at first sight (in fact, he just fell in love with his legs unilaterally), he suddenly realized that he might really be Seriously, the impact of this cognition is no less than watching a little monster seduce Ultraman.

So, should we make a move now?Shen Muge was quite distressed. This feeling was similar to seeing a discounted product at a certain luxury counter when shopping in a certain treasure. It was clearly an unprecedented [-]% off, but he felt that it would be [-]% off next time.An Xiaoyu's attractiveness to him was also in this state, already much higher than that of his counterparts in the same period, but not yet fully qualified.

Is it unlikely that we will meet someone with such a good taste again in the future?But, now, I always feel that I haven't liked him enough.Shen Muge tried to see his true thoughts clearly, but unfortunately, he was still at a loss.From a psychological point of view, he is actually a very conservative person. If it weren't for the cleanliness problem, he would have dated hundreds of times. How could he have been together for 28 years?

It's just that he looks very popular, if you don't move quickly, you may not be able to catch up.Shen Muge thought of the man he met in the studio——Xiao Ziyang, right? ——Taking off the tinted glasses of seeing rivals in love, Shen Muge had to admit that Xiao Ziyang was a very good date.Not to mention the appearance and temperament, although it is not as good as myself (male god, do you want to be more handsome?), it is more than enough to compare.What makes Shen Muge most crisis-conscious is Xiao Ziyang's ability to take care of himself in life. From a series of details at the reception, it can be seen that he is definitely a good family man who can take care of others, and he is completely different from himself who only sells instant noodles. Same. (Congratulations to the player "Male God" for winning the Medal of <Self-Knowledge>)

So, should we make a move?

Shen Muge was so entangled. When he was assigned to the anorectal department, he didn't have such a mental journey.He arranged the duck's paws in a circle on the plate, with the duck's paws facing outwards, and took a pair of disposable bamboo chopsticks to tap the duckling on the tip of the paws: yes, no, yes, no...

After 3 minutes, Shen Muge got tired of counting clockwise, and started to click counterclockwise again: no, yes, no, yes...

If the penguin hadn't been set to vibrate when there was a new message, Shen Muge would probably be able to count until dawn.The mobile phone on the table made two muffled "buzzing" beeps, and because of the vibration, it moved a little bit, pulling someone Shen who was completely in a state of nothingness.

Shen Muge shrugged his shoulders, then stopped the endless chopstick tipping as if he had recovered his senses.He blinked, poked lightly on the eyeballs that were stiff from staring in one direction for a long time, and then reached out to touch the phone.

——It was the message from Liu Yue'er: "Muda, Muda, are you there?"

If it was normal, Shen Muge would definitely not reply in seconds, at least he would have to speculate in his heart whether the other party had any troubles for him, and pretended to be very busy before uttering a few words after a while.It's a pity that his brain is in a state where his IQ is offline. Staring at the row of small characters on the screen, he understands every one of them, but he doesn't take the specific meaning of the content into his mind at all.

Shen Muge replied blankly: "Yes."

There was a pause for a second and then there was an explosion: "Fuck you, Mu Da, you're actually here today!"

Shen Muge's fingers mechanically moved on the keyboard on the screen: "Yes."

Liu Yue'er: Ahhh, did I have hallucinations, Mu Da, when did you become so talkative? ! !

cv Mu Yege: Yes.

Liu Yue'er: ... Well, that's not the point.The point is!Mu Da, do you have a new drama recently?It's a modern danmei drama!The kind that divides into the next issue!

cv Mu Yege: Yes.

Liu Yue'er: Mu Da, you really are not normal today...but that's not the point!The point is!You said yes!Ah, but there is one more thing I don't know if I should talk about it or not?

cv Year-old Mu Yege: Tell me.

Liu Yue'er: That's the one. Little Coconut Milk said that he has no time recently, so he has to find someone else to do the listening.But you know, your cp building is built so high now, if the people you recruit are not good enough, you will definitely be pinched.I wonder if there are any suitable candidates in Muda?This character should be the kind that favors Taiyin, a little soft and cute is fine.

cv Mu Yege: Yes.

Liu Yue'er:! !Mu Da, you are so quick to answer!Tell me, tell me, are you seeing someone again!

cv Mu Yege: No.

Liu Yue'er: Although the reply was quick, it didn't provide any useful information at all... Then Mu Da, you watch it first, and let me know when it's confirmed, the show will start recording next week.

cv Mu Yege: Alright.

Shen Muge chatted with Liu Yue'er unconsciously for a long time (it didn't), and when the topic ended, he just continued to be in a daze.When the screen went dark, the shiny screen suddenly turned black, Shen Muge was startled, and suddenly came back to his senses: Wait, what did I promise just now?

Shen Muge hurriedly turned on Penguin, turned back and looked at the chat history just now.After reading it, his mood was complicated: he sold himself so casually, this is really... However, when he saw the news that the coconut milk and ginger soup was not coming, he was secretly happy—no way, He really didn't like this person very much, he always felt that he had too many masks and thick skin.

Hey!Wait a moment!Shen Muge looked at the last few lines, and suddenly realized something: I have to find a receptionist by myself...that is to say!

Immediately, Shen Muge had a beautiful picture of hooking up with Yu Mumu, then having a long-term relationship with An Xiaoyu, and finally brewing with black silk sauce.Hey——Shen Muge pinched his nose, always feeling that there was some hot liquid about to spurt out: such a good opportunity, I didn't mention the gun (crossed out) to be a ghost!This is the best time to hook (you) take (guai) black silk!

Since you don't want to let go...then talk about it first!

The author has something to say: An Xiaoyu struggled with where to place the cock: "Should I choose a doctor or a male god..."

Shen Muge smiled and looked at him with his chin propped: Baby, no matter which one you choose, it's mine.

☆, male god male god!

Shen Muge almost wondered if he accidentally fell off the horse, no, no, no, it should be that the spirit and An Xiaoyu were inexplicably connected, otherwise why there was movement in the other side as soon as the idea of ​​looking for him came up.

Shen Muge picked up a soup dumpling and chewed it in his mouth, biting it down, the oily soup burst out, scalding the inner wall of his mouth to shiver.Shen Muge was gasping for breath while "hissing", while clicking on Yu Mumu's Weibo.

Then he saw a latest Weibo that made his blood boil:

"I messed up the duet with the male god last time. I have to practice singing tonight! At eight o'clock in the evening, yy44273065 is welcome to watch!" Unchanging black silk.

The comment area below has already exploded into a group of tempura: "Oh my god, what did I see!" Yuda can actually sing?!" "ls is new here, think back then... [Yuanmu"...

Hey, today's black silk is so delicious... Shen Muge controlled his normal physiological reaction of licking the screen, and squinted his eyes contentedly: save the picture, save the picture... Ah, no, that's not the point (actually this is The point), the point is, Yumumu!today!night!To sing!

Trembling, Shen Muge read that Weibo over and over again, and couldn't believe his eyes: No, no, no, right?I was just thinking about how to hook him up... No, no, I should have hooked up with him a long time ago... But he didn't know that I was the one who hooked him up...

Shen Muge was a little dizzy by himself.All in all, the current situation is that the three-dimensional him has hooked up with An Xiaoyu, but the two-dimensional he hasn't hooked up with Yu Mumu yet, and it is very possible if he directly pokes him as cv Mu Yege He fell off the horse, but he was very entangled and didn't want to see this happen for the time being.

Shen Muge didn't quite understand what he wanted to do now.He wanted to hook up with An Xiaoyu in his heart, but he hadn't really made up his mind. Even when talking to him, he subconsciously changed his voice slightly and used a false voice.The current relationship between the two should be regarded as more than a so-called friend and not a full lover. As for whether to be together, Old Virgin Shen said that he still needs to seriously consider it. After all, falling in love is not as simple as sex. (Drip! Your friend "The Chrysanthemum Master" has already boarded the car!)

Then!Just at this critical moment!Yu Mumu is going to sing on YY!Shen Muge raised his lips and smiled charmingly: What is the way to deal with fear of falling off the horse?Another vest, of course!

It was also Shen Muge who forgot that, as a fan of Yu Mumu's Weibo who had raped her from the beginning to the end, he knew about Yu Mumu's YY singing at the meeting.But that was a long time ago. For some unknown reason, he hasn't released any announcements about singing in the past two years.Shen Muge is still thinking about how to get his button, after all, if a random stranger asks for his number, he will definitely be regarded as a pervert, right? (you already are)

Shen Muge took another soup dumpling and chewed on it, and gradually came up with a perfect plan with clear logic, order and moving effect in his mind (it didn't).

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At 07:30 in the evening, Shen Muge sat in front of the computer on time.He just went to register a new yy account. In the column of changing his nickname, Shen Muge paused for a long time, then his brain froze, and he typed the word "egg" on it.

Hey, well, what a shame!Shen Muge stared at the "egg" for a long time, then raised a hand to cover his eyes silently, feeling that the skin under his palm was a little hot.

It's hard to bear to look at, but...do you think I'll change it!Shen Muge smiled evilly (wei) charmingly (suo), and pressed save with a shy face.

Shen Muge first went to Yu Mumu's channel to watch it. The time hadn't come yet, but the number of viewers kept increasing. According to visual estimates, there were already more than [-] people.The current channel mode is set to chairman mode, and no one can speak, and they all wait quietly.Shen Mu