why don't you wear pants

The colorful deer were particularly terrified, looking at Bai Er with special resentment.

Bai Er: "..."

He suddenly remembered that it would be better to get some ingredients to eat venison, so he told Jinlong about it.

Jin Long was thinking about eating meat, but he was unhappy and had to look for ingredients. He frowned, "Just eat it the same way as roasted pork, can't you?"

Seeing the golden thigh frowning, Bai Er smiled very cutely: "The way to eat pork is different from that of venison. If one is missing, the taste will not be good."

Hearing that the taste was not good, Jin Long immediately took it seriously. He asked the colorful deer to wait, and took Bai Er to find the ingredients.

Death is not terrible; being eaten is not terrible either; what is terrible is the time of anxiously waiting during this period.Bai Er wanted to let the group of stupid deer know that it was not a wise decision to offend him.

Bai Er turned his head and glanced at the colorful deer, the corners of his mouth were outlined.The evil spirit who had imagined in his heart smiled, but unfortunately the dog's mouth was not strong enough, and the saliva flowed out, dripping on the shiny horns of the golden dragon.

Bai Er: "..." Gouzui!dog mouth!dog mouth!

Jinlong grabbed Bai Er with the paw that had scratched the excrement, touched the corner with the other paw, and found the crystal mucus on it. He scripted the paw, sniffed it under his nose, licked it with his tongue, and asked, "Sticky Yes, it has no taste, what is this? It's quite delicious."

Bai Er: "..." He not only can't forget the paw that held the shit, but now, even the image of the Erque Golden Dragon licking his saliva is deeply engraved in his mind, and he can't shake it off...

A bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart.

Sure enough, Erque Jinlong saw that Bai Er didn't speak, so he licked his saliva and said, "That's right, it's better than hot spring water. I'll drink this when I'm thirsty." Then he looked at Bai Er: "Tell me, this is Where did it come from, I'll get a lake."

Bai Er: "..." He just said, why every time he was thirsty and went outside to find water to drink, Jinlong looked at him like an idiot!And get a lake of saliva, even if he is killed, it is impossible to get a lake!

Lai Jinlong wants to eat his dog water, no way!

Bai Er tightly shut his mouth, shaking his head with small eyes in confusion.

It's a pity that Jinlong let him go and continued to fly.

Looking at the constantly changing scenery around him, Bai Er thought, from now on, he not only has to hug his golden thighs, but also has to watch his saliva.

The golden dragon flew under the waterfall and asked Bai Er to hold his horn tightly.Bai Er hugged the horn that was not polluted by saliva, and the golden dragon gradually grew bigger.

Bai Er was puzzled, but didn't make a sound.

When it was more than ten meters thick, the golden dragon stopped, and Bai Er, with four short legs, went into battle, barely able to grasp the horns.

The enlarged horns were shining with golden light, and the scales on the golden dragon's body seemed to be pure gold. Under the sunlight, it was reflected in the white-eared dog's eyes, almost blinding him.

Jinlong raised his head and uttered a dragon cry. The waterfall stopped, and everything around him seemed to be still. It took a few minutes for him to stop.

The waterfall made a loud noise again, and a group of black mist emerged from the water and the soil.

The black mist reminded Bai Er of many bad things, such as the big boss in the prequel of Journey to the West, the dark messenger in Qidian novel, the black hole in the universe... He tried to calm himself down, but he was scared and his tail was tight Sandwiched.

The fog gathered together, flickering, and the golden dragon looked very majestic after it became bigger. He inspected them and said, "Find me the ingredients."

The fog floated up and down, Jinlong looked at Bai Er: "What do the ingredients look like?"

Bai Er was dumbfounded.He pondered, sweet potatoes are the same as modern ones, bananas are the same, those cowardly beasts are similar except for their size, Bai Er began to describe.

After Wu Tuan listened, they got into the ground or water one by one, and left.

Bai Er asked Jin Long about something, "Did you always look for it like this before?"

The golden dragon lay comfortably on the ground, basking in the sun, and nodded upon hearing the words.

Bai Er: "..." Sure enough, I read correctly, he is really lazy...

Jin Long closed his eyes comfortably: "These are elves, they know everything in the world. Last time, I described the salty thing to them, but they couldn't understand it at first. They'll know it when they taste it."

Then he sighed: "Unfortunately, it took three tries to find the right one."

Bai Er: "..." What do you mean only three times... I think they are so dark, probably because you scared them...

Because of Bai Er's detailed description, the elves came back soon, each with a similar ingredient.

Ginger, Garlic, Chilli and White Onions!

He tasted it, and it tasted right. Ginger, garlic, and scallions were the only one, and they found two kinds of peppers, which were exactly what he described, the bright red peppers and the big green peppers.

After choosing these four, the elves understood that they disappeared in a swarm, and came out again a minute later, each carrying a sack.

Dozens of sacks, Qingshu couldn't even close her mouth with a smile.He suddenly thought of drooling, and immediately closed it.

In the sky, the golden dragon changed back to his size again, and flew around him, followed by dozens of sacks of ingredients neatly behind him.

Bai Er asked Jin Long to get a stone pot and remove the previous stone slabs.He has no hands, and it takes a golden dragon to peel garlic, wash ginger, chop scallions, Bai Er looked worriedly at his paw that held shit, and said, "Brother Long, can you make water?"

Jinlong nodded, opened his mouth, and sprayed out a stream of water, which just poured on Bai Er's head, from top to bottom, becoming a dog in the water.

Bai Er: "..." Hey, he has really good golden thighs, hehehe...

Bai Er said, "Can you make three pits?"

The golden dragon nodded, and the golden tail, which was as big as a white ear, slapped the ground, and a big crater came out, and then slapped next to it, and another big crater was slammed, and the last one, slapped twice, slammed A particularly large pit emerged out of nowhere.

Bai Er said that the golden dragon filled it with water.

Bai Er said very filially: "Brother Long, this pit is for you to bathe. You have to remember, every time you cook, you have to bathe, and you must change the water before bathing."

Jin Long was puzzled: "Why?"

Bai Er wagged his tail and acted cutely: "Because the meat made this way is more delicious~"

Jin Long happily agreed.

"The second pit is where we wash the ingredients, and we change it every three days. The third pit is used for cooking meat, so we have to change it every day."

The golden dragon wraps around Bai Er, wrapping around his body, and said with a smile: "This way, the meat will taste better, right?"

Bai Er blinked his small eyes and nodded.

This look is very cute, Jin Long held his fluffy dog ​​face, soft to the touch, he moved forward and rubbed against his face.

Oh, it's softer than the hair on the stomach!

Bai Er: "..." The disgusting pervert, and he ate his tofu again.

The colorful deer around were very puzzled to see Jinlong being so intimate with Baier.They are colorful, and the world admires their beauty, but why does Long only like this little dog?

The eyes are not as big as theirs, the legs are so short, and there are no horns on the head!Most importantly, he only has two colors in his body!So ugly, why would the dragon like it!

Bai Er inadvertently saw the eyes of the colorful deer, and the little eyes were proud.

No wonder the book says that to grab a man's heart, one must first grab his stomach.This is not only suitable for humans, but also for non-human species in particular.

Jinlong first picked the ten fattest ones, let the others go home first, then caught these ten and ran to the river to deal with them.

He always remembered that Xiaobai told him that the meat would taste bad if it was not processed by the river.

After Jinlong left, Bai Er was biting the sack, and the short legs behind him dragged it towards the second puddle.It's a pity that the sack was too big, his little butt arched for a long time, his legs lost all strength, and he still didn't move.When Jinlong came back, seeing it, he gently put down the venison, flew over, and poked his furry little buttocks with his paws.

Bai Er didn't know it was the golden dragon, his soul was frightened, the sack he was biting in his mouth was released, he landed on his dog's buttocks, rolled around the ground twice, and finally saw the golden dragon's tail on his belly.

Bai Er: "..." Hehe, Jin Thighs, you're such a joke...

Jinlong laughed, and turned his head to face him: "You just had your butt arched, so cute."

Bai Er smiled shyly.

You are the little butt, and you are the cuteness of the whole family!Stupid, Erbi, pervert!I don't know that men's buttocks can't be touched casually!Will be pregnant with a baby dragon!

Then, Bai Er blinked his innocent and lovely eyes, and asked Jinlong to wash three sacks of ginger.

It was Jinlong's first time washing ginger, and he was very excited. After washing a bag, he was depressed: "Xiaobai, I really want to eat meat, can I not wash it?"

Bai Er smiled and shook his head: "If you don't finish washing the three bags, the taste of the venison will go bad."

Jin Long continued to work, muttering: "It's so troublesome, it's better to eat pork."

Bai Er's heart was full of alarm bells, thinking of the chubby little black pig, he pointed to the venison on the slate and asked, "Did you only catch ten of them just now?"

"Yes."

"Oh." Bai Er said: "If there are ten, one sack is enough. Let's wash some white onions and peppers, peel some garlic, and we can start cooking!"

Jin Long didn't understand many things, but he always felt something was wrong with this matter, and the way he looked at Bai Er was also very meaningful.

The white-eared dog's legs were a little soft.

The stone pot is very large, like a domestic swimming pool.However, put three chopped deer in it, and it won't work.Bai Er likes spicy food very much, so he put a lot of hot peppers.

Jinlong opened his mouth to add water, and Baier breathed fire.There were seven more dogs beside him, Bai Er thought about the dog's head, raised his head, and said to Jinlong, "We need a few more tools to eat this."

Jin Long's eyes kept looking at the pot. Seeing that there was no movement inside, he felt that the dragon's mouth was very itchy. Hearing Bai Er's words, he turned around and said, "What tool?"

Bai Er pointed at the dog's head and said to Jin Long, two sets of chopsticks and bowls, one long and big spoon, two tall stone slabs and one thin stone stick.

Chopsticks, bowls, soup spoons, and wood used by Bai Er Rang Jinlong.Jinlong's bowl is very big, big enough for Bai'er to use as a luxurious kennel, and Bai'er only needs one that is twice the size of his dog's head.Well, he is still young. Although he is growing, he doesn't eat much.

Stone slabs and stone sticks are used for roasting whole deer.

Pierce the whole deer with stone sticks, place it between two stones, light a fire under it, and slowly roast it.Bai Er was weak, so he left the job of flipping the roasted deer to Jin Long.

After roasting for a while, when the skin of the deer came out with fine oil, Bai Er stopped the fire, and asked Jinlong to stuff the venison with garlic, ginger, pepper and scallions.Outside, a layer of salty green fruit water was applied.Then spray fire to continue roasting.

The ingredients are expanded by hot air, and the special smell emitted passes through the venison, and the roasted deer exudes a seductive smell. The golden dragon is close, and the dragon's mouth is open, but fortunately there is no saliva.

Bai Er also watched helplessly, but didn't dare to open his mouth.

The water in the stone pot boiled, gurgling.Bai Er was so hungry that he couldn't help it, so he ran to spray a fire again.Two balls of fire, the water in the pot became more joyful, and the hot aroma wafted out. Jinlong smelled it and looked at the stone pot eagerly. The smell of roasted deer came again. He turned his head and looked at the roasted deer eagerly. .

Bai Er swallowed his saliva, saw the appearance of the golden dragon, and spit.

Hmph, worthless dragon!

The author has something to say: Little Theater [-]:

Jin Long: From now on, you will call me Brother Long, and I will call you Xiaobai.

Bai Er: ...Okay, okay, Long Guoguo, as long as you are happy.

Small Theater [-]:

Phoenix asked: Who are you?

Bai Er pointed to the golden dragon whose chin was raised: "Long Aotian."

Phoenix: "..."