The gender of my goddess is unscientific

By the time it was ten o'clock, the activity had officially begun.The host stood on the stage to enliven the atmosphere, told a few jokes, and then started to get down to business.

He cleared his throat, pretending to be serious, which made people laugh. "Okay, everyone is very welcome. Now our event has officially started. Let me explain the rules to you. The event requires the use of various methods to solicit votes online within two hours, and the number of votes will be posted on our official website. The website shows that the one with the highest number of votes after two hours will be the winner. Each person can only cast one vote, and vote swiping is prohibited.”

As soon as the words were finished, the following suddenly became lively, and the various anchors began to get together and whisper.

"Hey, isn't this just comparing the number of fans? Is there any suspense?"

"I guess the first one must be Yaoyao, she is a living sign."

"It's not necessarily true. It's time to canvass votes, and it's only two hours. It's more about luck."

"..."

He Yue sat down and listened to the discussion, and felt that he still had a chance of winning, because today is Saturday, and his fan base is relatively young, so there should be a lot of free time, and his appearance is much higher than theirs , Thinking of this, He Yue suddenly turned his head to look at Shangshang, and then thought angrily, it was all because of Shangshang, he couldn't say that he was the pinnacle of beauty.

Shangshang felt He Yue's resentful eyes, and gave him an inexplicable look, and his light-colored eyes seemed to look at He Yue with some doubts.

He Yue thought, although Shangshang has no expression and is not very talkative, but he unexpectedly has a pair of eyes that can talk.

"Shangshang, do I look good?" He Yue raised his head and asked.

The merchant glanced at him and nodded.

"Then who do you think looks better between the two of us?" He Yue asked again.

Shangshang looked puzzled, then pointed to himself decisively and said, "Me."

"I didn't expect you to be such a Shangshang! You're so narcissistic." Someone who was completely unqualified to say Shangshang said with an unbelievable responsibility on his face.

Hearing this, Shangshang stretched out his hand to pinch He Yue's face, and said expressionlessly, "You look good too."

"But, I think I'm the prettiest." He Yue shook his head and shook off Shangshang's hand.

Then, Shangshang gave him a look of not being stupid.

"Then let's compare and see who has more votes." He Yue said unwillingly.

"Are you a child?" Shangshang refused decisively.

"You're the kid. Anyway, we have to canvass for votes. Wouldn't it be nice to compare by the way?"

"We will lose." Shangshang shook his head and said indifferently.

"Why?" He Yue looked at the people around him and didn't think they were threatening.

Shangshang pointed to a woman in a nude dress with an open back and slits, and said to He Yue, "Because she dared to show it."

Just as He Yue was about to say that he dared, he saw Shangshang take a meaningful look at his chest.

"Where are you looking!" He Yue covered his chest reflexively, and his white and tender face was stained with a blush.

"It's too peaceful." Shangshang said seriously.

"Aren't you also very flat?" He Yue retaliated angrily.Then he suddenly discovered that Shangshang's was actually even lower than his own.

"I'm usually normal." After Shangshang finished speaking, he pulled the silk scarf and pointed to He Yue's neck.

"You...you too..." He Yue looked at Shangshang in shock.Then I thought that just three or ten minutes ago, I still felt a little regretful that my friend turned out to be a girl, but now I didn't expect that the girl I thought was a girl turned into a man.After speaking, I realized that I seemed to have exposed myself, but after thinking about it again, Shangshang must have known his situation before telling himself.

"Don't talk about that, I'm here because I have serious business to do." Shangshang tidied up the silk scarf and took a look at He Yue.

"What business?" He Yue asked curiously.

"Did you see?" Shangshang pointed to the various delicacies on the table, and then said to He Yue, "All the anchors here today, most of them need to keep fit, so they generally don't move these things. "

"and then?"

"We need to help them solve these things and avoid waste. You know, there are still many people in the world who are suffering from hunger and poverty." After finishing speaking, Shangshang left his seat.

He Yue was stunned after listening to Shangshang, did Shangshang come here to eat?

He Yue chased after him and asked Shangshang. "You knew early on that you couldn't win, so you came here just to eat?"

"Of course not." Shangshang immediately denied it, then pointed to himself and said, "I just want to avoid waste."

"Well, I thought I could win." He Yue didn't think too much about it before, and he didn't know what other anchors used to attract attention. He only came here thinking that he would not lose if he compared his face. Now, after listening to Shangshang, I feel that it is worth not to participate in that event, so I joined the activity of avoiding food waste with Shangshang.

He Yue and Shangshang each took a plate of food and walked back to their original positions.

"Beep-beep-."

He Yue heard the sound, touched his mobile phone subconsciously, and poked Shangshang when he found that there was no movement. "Your phone is ringing."

"Oh." Shangshang nodded, then turned off the phone.

"Don't take it?"

"No need." The phone kept ringing, but Shangshang ignored it.

"Then why don't you turn off the phone?" He Yue asked straightforwardly.

Shangshang paused while eating, then continued eating without answering.

Seeing that he seemed to understand something, He Yue blinked at Shangshang, with a look of "I understand, I understand".

After a while, the phone fell silent.Shangshang put down the plate in his hand and took the phone.

"Little brat." Shang Shang muttered in a low voice, and then turned off the phone.

"Shangshang, when I came here, I saw a shopping mall nearby. Let's go shopping there after we are full." He Yue suggested expectantly.

"No." Shangshang shook his head.

"Why?" He Yue asked disappointedly, and then pushed Shangshang, "What do you want?"

"I have no money." Shangshang's blunt words made He Yue stunned for a moment, and then He Yue suddenly remembered that he hadn't experienced the feeling of having no money for a long time.

"Then let's go and have a look, isn't it okay if we don't buy it?" He Yue really wanted to find someone to go shopping with him, and he felt that it would be very pleasant if Shangshang could accompany him to go shopping.

"No." Shangshang didn't believe his words at all, and still refused without thinking.

"Shangshangshangshangshang..." He Yue began to cheat.

Shangshang ignored him and let him shake himself, not letting go at all.

"Okay, I admit defeat." He Yue still failed to achieve his goal after being coquettish and rolling around for the first time.

The author has something to say: the exam is about to come, and I wanted to review the convex^-^convex to prevent failing the subject, but the impact of the update is too great, so I'd better write it carefully.Hey, I hope the angel will bless me so that I can not fail the exam! (≧?≦)