Under the Jinniu Mountain

Every day I... "You guys play it, I don't know notation." Li Ben stuffed the black paper to the young man again.

Ten musicians lined up in a row, and the young man waved his hand, and the music started.

It's only a few verses and it's interesting, but the more you go on, the less you know what you're listening to. "Stop, stop."

"What do adults think is wrong?"

"I can't tell, it feels like it's not the same thing." There's no way around that. The sound of ancient musical instruments is deep and steady, how could it be possible to blow out the feeling of a square dance. "Well, you guys, go to the palace to find some bronze utensils, anything that can ring." Li Ben looked at the court ladies and eunuchs behind Zhao Ya.

Hearing the sound, several people trotted back to Chaohua Hall, carrying a spittoon for spitting, a urinal for urinating, a bronze mirror for illuminating faces, and several utensils that Li Ben didn't recognize.

"Okay, stand behind, find two branches and knock with me." Li Ben poured the honey water in the washbasin on the ground, and also broke off two branches.

The eunuchs and maids have one utensil and two branches, and the equipment is fully in place.

"Music, do it again. You listen to my command." Li Ben raised a branch to signal the percussionists.

Crackling, crackling, crackling, bang...

Sure enough, art comes from life.Adding a bit of chaotic percussion elements to ancient music, I didn't expect it to be quite small.

"Yes, it's perfect." Li Ben turned his head and glanced at Zhao Ya, "Third Prince, don't work for these guys in the future, just follow the rehearsal."

"Listen to Master." Zhao Ya on the side responded bluntly.

"Let's leave today. It's getting late. Tomorrow morning, we'll be knocking and blowing like this. Come early." Li Ben waved his hand and dismissed everyone.

It wasn't that all the people from the Chaohua Palace left, and the few remaining court ladies and eunuchs returned the utensils in their hands one by one.

Li Ben glanced at Zhao Ya speechlessly, "Boss, can you spend a little money on the cause of literature and art?"

Zhao Ya looked at Li Ben with a puzzled expression.

"Go and get some new spittoons, urinals, washbasins and so on. If I remember correctly, she took that one and I peed in it twice last night." Li Ben glanced at the hand of a court lady sister. The musical instrument that Li is holding.

"Little Fuzi?" Zhao Ya called out in the yard.

Is there really a "small axe"?Yesterday I was still talking about "little hammer" and "little axe".

"The slave is here." A white and tender young eunuch ran up to Zhao Ya.

"Go and get a few chamber pots, spittoons, washbasins, a few of each, and a few pairs of copper chopsticks." Zhao Ya ordered.

"Yes." "Little Axe" ran out of the yard.

"What are the chopsticks for?" Li Ben was puzzled.

"That branch is really indecent..."

Li Ben touched Zhao Ya's head with his hand, and went on the road, knowing how to infer other cases from one instance.

Early the next morning, ten musicians, forty dancers, and six non-staff musicians stood in a row in front of Chaohua Hall.

"Ten of you plus six of you, go and practice over there with homework." Li Ben pointed to the band, and then to the base of the courtyard wall.

"Third prince, let's start." Li Ben pulled Zhao Ya into the dancer's team. "You are Wang Taili, I am Xiao Yang, you lead the dance and I cooperate. The forty people behind you are all backup dancers."

"?"

"I don't have time to explain. Come on, come on, everyone will learn from me." Li Ben stood at the front, followed by Zhao Ya, and there were only forty dancers more than ten meters away.

"What are you doing, get closer, we are a team, 'kicking mother' understand?" Li Ben waved his hand to pull the 40 people back.

"My lord, the servants don't dare, how can we... with the prince...? The servants really don't dare." A few bold little girls yelled as they stepped back.

"Good apprentice, how do you break it?" Li Ben looked at Zhao Ya for help.

Zhao Ya slowly took a 360-degree look back, "Forgive your innocence."

"The third prince doesn't pursue it, hurry up, be bold! Be bold!" Li Ben shouted weakly, really tired, his throat is still swollen after singing more than 40 times yesterday.

Several musicians took the lead and moved a few meters to Zhao Ya's side, and there were still five or six meters away from the eye.

"Going forward, whoever is farthest away will be punished by the third prince." Li Ben was already on the verge of going berserk.

call!Forty people hilariously surrounded Zhao Ya with lightning speed, the innermost layer kept a distance of [-] centimeters from Zhao Ya, afraid of being knocked down by the impact of the outer layer and bumping into the prince, and afraid of being robbed of their position, they held hands and gritted their teeth. guard against...

"...It's alright, just divide into four rows behind the third prince." Li Ben felt that this kind of power struggle must be stopped immediately, and Zhao Ya would be trampled after playing for a while.

"Everyone look at me... swing your hips and draw your waist... shake your hands... twist your hips... do it with me..."

"Come again... switch to the right... the same action as before... right..."

"The third prince...dances very well...everyone looks at the third prince."

"The second-to-last beautiful sister in this row, please be happy, yes, it's just you."

"Brother, twist your butt, don't look like you're shoveling the ground..."

"Everyone here should shout 'never leave, never give up', come with me."

Li Ben's voice was broken all morning, and every sound he uttered was accompanied by the sound of wind blowing iron pieces. "Stop, stop, the band teacher is in place, let's play the music." Li Ben waved to the sixteen band teachers squatting at the base of the wall.

Sixteen people bowed their heads and ran over the path.

"My lord, I don't know if I should say something or not?" The young musician who composed the music yesterday walked up to Li Ben.

"I know it's inappropriate to say it, so don't say it, the people who organized you will blow it up." What the musicians want to say, Li Ben can guess with his buttocks, nothing more than swinging his buttocks, swinging his waist, stretching his arms and kicking his legs is indecent .Where is the elegance, and I don’t even look at these forty crooked melons and dates. There are only seven or eight girls weighing more than 140 catties, and there are four or five gay men who are less than [-]. There are also two Mount Everests, Stand taller than others by a head and a half.

The young musician took a step forward and said frankly, "My lord, please listen to the villain's words. This dance is really unrefined. The emperor blames it. I'm afraid it's the adults who have suffered. Please think again."

"Thank you buddy, it's okay. The third prince and I will shock the world with this dance. Don't persuade me. Help me lead the band well. That's the biggest support." It is difficult to draw a line between vulgar and elegant, but true knowledge comes from practice, so let's go all out.

The music started, knocking basins, bowls, spittoons, and urinals, making a mess.

"Stop, stop, you six bench players, why are you so messed up, tap to the rhythm, da da da da da, understand?" Li Ben supported his head, what is it all about.

"It's my lord." The six people responded in unison.

"I can't beat it just now. You can't find the drumbeat, so you all sing with me. The pure dance has changed to singing and jumping." Li Ben realized that if he didn't sing, he couldn't keep up with the rhythm, and the band teacher was in a mess.

"Sing with me—"

"Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da, I planted the next seed and finally grew the fruit. Today is a great day."

"Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da, I planted the next seed and finally grew the fruit. Today is a great day."

"Take off the stars and give them to you, pull down the moon and give them to you, and let the sun rise for you every day."

……

"Master, it's been ten days. Now I sleep like 'da da da da da da da'." Zhao Ya sat at the dining table, leaning on his 835 as if she had no bones.

"It means you are committed, eat quickly, and find a tailor after eating, and you have to design a battle suit." Li Ben put a piece of jujube cake into his mouth, and he was embarrassed to say that his mind was full of 'da da da da da da clatter'.

835 and Zhao Ya, you and I, you feed me like no one else.

Li Ben stuffed his mouth on his own, jumping up and down, shouting and roaring all day was exhausting.As for young people's love and affection, just treat it as the five words "that's nothing" floating in the sky.Practicing the show all day these few days has made Zhao Ya and 835 overwhelmed.

"Go and call Eunuch Jia from Shangyiku." Zhao Ya came out from 835's arms and ordered to the little eunuch at the entrance of the hall.

"Yes." A young eunuch answered and ran out.

In less than 10 minutes, he led a middle-aged eunuch back.The middle-aged eunuch knelt down and saluted, "Shangyiku Jia Dabao pays homage to the third prince."

"Get up, my master is looking for you, and listen to my master's orders." Regardless of whether there are outsiders, Zhao Ya sneaked into 835's arms as if no one was there.

"This old slave understands, please tell me, sir." Eunuch Jia looked at Li Ben.

"I want to ask my father-in-law to help you make forty or fifty sets of clothes. I'll draw the blueprints for you later. I wonder if I can finish them before the emperor's birthday banquet?" Li Ben put down his chopsticks, got up and walked to the table.

"Of course it is possible. There are hundreds of female workers in Shangyiku, so these forty or fifty sets of clothes are naturally no problem."

After receiving a positive reply, Li Ben's heart brightened. He picked up a brush and drew a few sketches of clothes on the rice paper, and handed the half-dried drawings to Eunuch Jia while blowing.

This father-in-law Jia saw that he came from the grassroots, and he knew a lot about clothing. After looking around for a long time, he asked, "Do you have any requirements for the materials? If it is a high-quality satin, I'm afraid I won't be able to prepare it for a while." So many sets."

"No requirement, as long as the color of each part is according to my drawings." No one can tell what kind of fabric is far away. If the paper is strong, it is no problem to paste fifty sets of paper.

"Then ask you again, how many sets of these patterns are made? It seems that they are all men's clothes. Are you missing the clothes of official prostitutes?"

"Both men and women wear trousers. This is not a small skirt. You can make it according to the style on it. The total number is correct. As for the two patterns of me and the third prince, you can take a look." Li Ben pointed He picked up the two pieces of paper that had just been drawn on the desk.

"I know, I will send someone to measure the size later." Eunuch Jia carefully put away the drawings that Li Ben gave.

"About a few days?" Li Ben sat down at the table, remembered something, and replied again.

"Three days, what do you think, my lord?" Eunuch Jia wiped the sweat from his forehead and said tremblingly.

"Okay! Please." Li Ben clasped his fists.

"The prince is here!" The little eunuch at the gate of the courtyard shouted.

A group of people from outside came in, and none of the people in the room could go out at this time. Li Ben and 835 wanted to hide, but Eunuch Jia wanted to leave.

"What thing, show me the prince." The prince went straight to Jia Gonggong's sleeve.

Eunuch Jia glanced at Li Ben and the third prince, as if asking for help, "Don't show it to the prince yet." Unexpectedly, Zhao Ya came out first to make a rescue.

It is really an innate survival reflex born in the royal family.

With the promise of the third prince, Eunuch Jia took out several drawings of Li Ben from his sleeve and respectfully handed them to the prince.

The little yellow man pinched a small corner of the rice paper, flicked it lightly, and the paper opened.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Li Ben looked at Zhao Ya, and Zhao Ya looked at Li Ben, their eyes collided, conveying a tacit understanding: don't pay attention to him, crazy.

"What kind of treasure am I? How dare I make a fool of yourself with such painting skills, it's so generous." The little yellow man patted his thigh and laughed exaggeratedly. "Third son, I think you've grown up after thinking behind closed doors these days. Take a look. If your father sees this painting, he will definitely punish you for copying the book a hundred times."

"..." Boss, I didn't draw that.

"..." Boy, you hit the wrong person, and the master is opposite you.

"..." The prince is so reckless, it's hard to bear the world.

"..." I took the wrong medicine, I didn't draw it elegantly.

The four of them lowered their heads and whispered in their hearts, constantly looking at each other from the corner of their eyes.

The little yellow man looked back at the four of them, and threw the paper to Eunuch Jia, "Go down. Eh? You are eating."

"..." Isn't it obvious, the food on the table is still steaming.

"Yes, the prince should also go back to the palace for dinner." Zhao Ya replied lightly.

"..." Silly boy, there is a visitor, and someone asks you, your family is eating, so it's not that you want to leave, but you want to eat here, you misunderstood.

"The prince is a bit hungry." Saying that, the little yellow man sat down by himself. "Why don't you eat?"

The three of them looked at each other in blank dismay, and had no choice but to sit down in their original positions.

"Come here, give the prince a set of bowls and chopsticks." Zhao Ya ordered.

"By the way, here are two jars of good wine, how can such a beautiful woman be without wine." The little eunuch walked a few steps, and the little yellow man called him back.

"..." This kid is only fifteen or sixteen, and he actually likes to drink.No wonder Zhao Yun passed on the throne to others, one is addicted to alcohol, the other is lustful, and the rest are probably not so good, the little trees are slipping straight in rows, and the gourds are crooked.

When the bowls and chopsticks arrived, so did the wine. Li Ben felt a headache when he saw the wine. The wine in this palace is naturally not weak. The ancients used to drink baijiu from jar to jar. How can a modern person who pours three bottles of beer compare with others? Deskmate.

"The royal brothers are close, Li Ben will not bother the crown prince and the third prince, so he will leave." Find a reason to run away, your brothers drink well, and I am not worthy of being served as a little slave.

"Don't go, the three of us are so boring. He has a male pet, but I don't have one, so you can be mine." The little yellow man reached out and grabbed Li Ben.

"..." Boyfriend, can you grab a random one to make up the number? "

"Master, don't spoil the prince's interest." Zhao Ya gave Li Ben a wink.

It's so reduced to asking a 12-year-old child to wink and give advice. Your master's EQ is not in arrears, but you can't drink from the bottom of your heart. "Since the crown prince thinks highly of Li Ben, Li Ben proposes to play a game."

"Let's hear it." The little yellow man looked at Li Ben with great interest.

"Have the two princes ever played dice?" Li Ben thought about the terrible after-effects of alcohol, and felt that he still couldn't fight recklessly.

"I've heard of some folk games, but never tried them," said the prince.

The third prince obviously looked pale, and looked back and forth between the two in a daze, as if he had discovered a new world.

"Please bring twenty, and four more empty bowls." Li Ben shouted to the little eunuch at the door.

"Grand... lord... my son... why... there are such low-level things in this palace..." The little eunuch fell to his knees in fright.

"Ah? No." Oh, it turned out that gambling was not allowed in the palace, and it was a mistake.

"Who are you hiding from your private affairs, go and get it, no one will pursue it." The little yellow man raised his eyebrows, not to mention that he really looks like an emperor, but Zhao Ya, who is stuck in 835's arms by the side, only has a receptive look.

The little eunuch ran to find the dice.

"Let me briefly explain the rules first. When the dice are brought, let's try twice to understand. Five dice per person, shake in the button bowl, start from the dealer, and the people behind can only call more. One can do it." Any one, for example, I call three twos, and it can be three threes, four twos...don’t understand?” Li Benyue said that the eyes of the three people at the table became more and more confused.

"It's coming, it's coming, just try it out, the more you talk, the more confused you become." Seeing the little eunuch come back with the equipment, Li Ben got up from his seat to pick it up.

"I'll sit behind the prince, next to the prince, and change places. Hahaha." Li Ben divided the dice and took the opportunity to switch to the downwind of the prince.

"The prince's name is ten six? It's so powerful...then it must be opened...wow...the prince drinks it!"

"Ten sixes again? It's so powerful, it must be opened, the prince has a lot..."

"Twenty fives this time... can't it be opened... Let me see... it must be opened, how can it be all five? Prince please!"

"..."

"Xiao Dezi, carry your prince back." The third prince, who was still relatively sober, called the eunuch brought by the little yellow man at the door.

Two little eunuchs drove the little yellow man, one on the left and the other on the right, and dragged them out.

"I... remember... gah... you... I will play tomorrow..." The little yellow man's eyes were blurred, and his fingers twirled in front of his eyes.

Li Ben looked at Zhao Ya, Zhao Ya understood and waved his hand.

The two eunuchs worked hard together.

let's go.

☆、Chapter 85, Volume [-]

I heard that the prince bumped into the queen on the way back and was fined to copy the book a hundred times.

This book is not just one book, but a stack of four books and five classics, and it is rare for Chaohua Palace to be quiet for a few days.

Counting the days, Li Ben has been in the palace for half a month. After the undercover agent was dispatched, no contact person on the line has appeared.It's not that he's in a hurry to serve Shi Miyuan, he's the best if he doesn't show up in his life, I really want someone to contact him, and give him a chance to inquire about the affairs of the county prince's mansion in the past half month, and whether he has caught any assassins, assassins A few people, how to deal with it, and that yin and yang guy who was frozen for a few hours and died...

"Master, Shangyiku has brought the clothes." Zhao Ya entered the hall from the outside. The brat hadn't slept in the main hall since Li Ben arrived, and would go back to their private room with 835 after dinner every day.Although it is lamentable to squeeze in the servant's room for true love, it is not good to leave the people in the respect room to fully control the master.

"Go and have a look." Li Ben got up and went to the yard to meet Zhao Ya.

The 58 sets of performance costumes were neatly placed in four boxes. Li Ben picked up one at random. It was similar to what he imagined. It was all handmade. It feels like a good thing when you get started.

"How many days left for the birthday party?" Li Ben put down the clothes in his hand, and looked at the third prince who was gesturing clothes on his body. His suit was for the lead dancer, and the design was a bit exaggerated. It had red shorts, a red waistcoat, and a little green skirt. .

When it comes to the inspiration of this suit, Li Ben can talk for an hour: from Byzantine style, Baroque style, Rococo style to minimalism and modernism; from romanticism to abstract geometry, all of which are inseparable from bold color matching.The design of this dress comes from several well-known animation stars in China. They bring us infinite happiness and become an indispensable scenery in childhood!

Is this interesting?A gourd baby is so long-winded.A villain with a black hat appeared out of nowhere.

Well, the inspiration for the design of the clothing comes from the gourd doll.

"Don't try it. I'll wear it the day after tomorrow. Keep it mysterious and don't let people see it." Li Ben tore off the clothes in Zhao Ya's hand, threw them into the box, and with a flick of his toe, he closed the lid.

"Okay then, carry it to the hall and watch it. If there is a mistake, I want your heads." Zhao Ya said seriously, this is his opportunity to straighten his back and feel elated.

"Third brother, you have such an imposing manner." There was a shout from outside the door.

Well, afraid that the evil spirit would still be haunted by the evil spirit, Li Ben gave him a wink, and the little eunuch quickly pulled the box of costumes and props to an inconspicuous place by the yard.

The person who came was the little yellow man. This time, except for the second string of tails, there was a little red man on the right.

Shaking their heads and wagging their tails, the two walked towards the Chaohua Hall, one red and one yellow, with pale faces, and the two little paper boys placed in front of the coffin.

"Prince and fourth brother, why are you free today?" Zhao Ya didn't bother to say hello, much weaker than the two who came here shaking their heads and waving their tails.

"Brother Huang, I didn't enjoy drinking last time. I'm good at drinking. Throwing dice is my fourth brother's strong point. I'm calling you a helper. I don't know if your master will dare to come?"

As soon as the little yellow man finished speaking, Li Ben noticed that there were four behind the two groups of people holding wine jars, and they seemed to be here to play games.

"I, Zhao Song, think that no one can play dice in this palace, and I also want to meet the master that Brother Sanhuang said." The little red man looked Li Ben up and down leisurely.

Li Ben also looked at this little red man, who was younger and shriveled than Zhao Ya, so he claimed to be a master at throwing dice.Zhao Song?These three brats are "Ode to Feng Ya"?Look at the boss, he is really crazy when he drinks alcohol; look at the third child, he is naturally lustful and can't get along with Ya Ba;

Papapa, it really is a good name.

What about the second child?I have to inquire about it another day.

"The two princes please." Li Ben stretched out his hand to make an invitation gesture, there was no way to hide, this made the brat stick to him.

Xiao Huang and Xiao Hong, who came prepared, brought not only good wine but also food, Li Ben figured out that the other party was going all out to save time and try to overwhelm him. "His Royal Highness, Fourth Prince, why don't we play a new trick today. The dice throwing last time was really vulgar and not very interactive."

Xiao Huang looked at Xiao Hong with a confident face, and Xiao Hong proudly responded with an expression of "do as he pleases".

"Then thank you two princes. Let me explain the rules of the game. The tools only need one hand. Look, this is rock, this is scissors, and this is cloth. We will be in pairs, and the third prince and I will be together." How about a group with His Highness the Crown Prince and the Fourth Prince?"

The third prince looked at Li Ben timidly, and Li Ben squeezed his hand from below, saying that the master didn't call for nothing, and if there was wind and rain, the master would certainly block it.

"Naturally, I'm in a group with my fourth brother." The prince looked proud, he didn't play dice and drink, let alone be afraid of you. "Go ahead."

"Each group sends a representative to throw punches. If they are the same, they should call "he's an idiot", if they win, they should call "you idiot", if they lose, they should call "my idiot". Is it?" Li Ben explained with a smile.Xindao, the demo is playing with me, and I have practiced with the client for two years to achieve this thing, and now this uncle will use it on you.

"Simple." Fourth Prince Zhao Song looked disdainful.

"Then let's begin."

"You fool."

"You fool."

"Fourth prince, if you lose, I'll pour it for you."

"He's a fool."

"I'm a fool."

"Third prince, pour it for the prince."

"I'm a fool."

"He's a fool."

"Which one of you, the prince or the fourth prince, will drink this bowl?"

"..."

"..."

"Fourth brother, this person is cunning, I can't drink for my brother." The little yellow man squinted his eyes halfway, and pushed the little red man.

"Brother Huang, we can't admit defeat. Come on, who is the fool? Who is the fool?" The little red man lost control of his words, circling and circling in mid-air with his fingers pointing up.

With a plop, he fell on his back on the hall.

"Come here, hurry up and send the prince and the fourth prince back to the palace." Zhao Ya stood up, patted her numb legs, and was quite tired just watching others drink and watch for two hours.

A group of little eunuchs rushed in, and the little yellow man and the little red man carried them onto the chariot.

"Prince, fourth prince, I still have more than a dozen games, remember to play next time." Li Ben waved goodbye to his little friend who was drunk and lying on the chariot with his fingers wide open.

Chaohua Palace finally calmed down, and a row of empty wine jars were placed on the ground stupidly.

"What's your second brother's name?" Li Ben looked at Zhao Ya.

"Zhao Liu." Seeing the person coming in from the palace gate, Zhao Ya couldn't help but smile.

"Zhao Liu? Merry and elegant song?" This is incoherent... Li Ben's obsessive-compulsive disorder broke out again.

"Merry and elegant, fourth brother Zhao Shi." Only after entering the hall at 835, the two of them stuck together.

"Isn't it Zhao Song?" Li Ben was confused.

"He changed it by himself. Father said he violated the taboo of the country and admonished him." Zhao Ya was almost submerged under 835's huge body.

Wind-flow-elegance-things are finally coherent.

835 covered Zhao Ya and slowly moved to the outside of the hall, and ran to the small room without thinking, it's really young people who don't know how to feel sad, once a day is too little.

Li Ben pressed his old waist subconsciously, his face full of powerlessness.

There are two days left for Song Lizong's birthday party. The dance practice is almost the same, the costumes and props are basically in place, and I just wait for that day to amaze everyone.

"My lord, Master Xiang asked me to speak for you." The "little axe" in front of him looked at Li Ben with a sneer.

Usually this kind of expression appears on the body of a dragon, and it must be a good thing. Li Ben straightened his hair and said, "What orders does Xiangye have?"

"Master Xiang asked you to make friends with the crown prince." "Little Axe" took a few steps back, fearing that he was about to retreat.

"Wait, do you have any other words for me, such as if I'm not good, anyone else will be good." After waiting for so many days, the only line connecting the outside of the palace finally appeared.

"No. You just do what Xiangye said." "Little Axe" came out of the hall and swept the yard as if nothing had happened.

Although the online liaison officer showed up, he didn't bring any valuable news at all. Did Ming Chen go back to find him?Where is he and Nazi now, penniless and living off the hook?

Make friends with the prince... To put it simply, the prince has been poured dry on the wine table twice, and Liang Zi has already formed.Is it too late to talk about friendship now, why didn't you say it when you just sent me into the palace.

How is Liu Yidao?Why are you so pure, a big old man? If you know him for a few days, you will die for others. If you get caught in the rain, you shouldn't be able to die.On the contrary, the future is ruined, and it is estimated that there will be no chance to stand out in front of Shi Miyuan in the future.Trust is a thing that can be said to be strong and firm, and it can be said to be fragile.

After two days of muddling and cranky thinking, except for being able to mobilize energy and barely concentrate when practicing dance every morning, the rest of the time is spent in mind wandering, and my mind is strangely filled with all kinds of good and bad assumptions, worthy and unworthy people .

"Master, we will be the first ones to appear at the father's birthday banquet. I will find someone to arrange it." Zhao Ya pushed the person who was caught in a fugue.

"Whatever it is, it's a blessing or a curse, just leave it to fate." In fact, it doesn't make any difference whether they are the first to appear on the stage or the last to appear in this kind of strange dance. The emperor is in a good mood when he is refreshed and acceptable, and when he comes out he becomes angry. With a dirty face, even people and dancers rushed.

"Okay then, master, what do you think of my clothes?" Zhao Ya has already fully armed and entered the first level of preparation.

"It's pretty good. I'll put on your make-up later to make it more perfect."

Li Ben also put on his battle uniform, and he didn't show mercy to himself, green shorts, green waistcoat, and pink skirt.

In ancient times, yellow could not be used casually. Usually, I don’t think yellow is so important. Now when everyone puts on their clothes, they realize that unless red is green, and blue is pink, the collision of colors is too intense.

"Come on, everyone, like me, put on this headdress." Taking off the cloth band that tied the head, Li Ben put the headdress on the tip of his head in a roll, wrapped it with the cloth band, and then put the cloth band prepared by Shangyiku. Put on the cloth gourd.

Forty dancers followed suit one after another, and Zhao Ya also followed, and 42 colorful gourd dolls appeared in the hall at once, including gourd dolls as fat as pumpkins, gourd dolls as thin as cucumbers, and gourd dolls as tall as bamboo sticks. Baby, gourd baby as short as a mallet.

"Comrades, cheer yourself up, one, two, three, four!" Li Ben raised his right hand and swung it four times.

"No! Leave! No! Abandon!" 41 people then raised their right hands and waved them four times.

"Okay, let's go." Zhao Ya led the team, followed by Li Ben, followed by forty dancers, ten musicians, and six foreign aids.

In the spring breeze and April, the warbler flies and the grass is fat.

The emperor's birthday banquet was an outdoor party, which was set in the beautiful and spacious imperial garden. A field was surrounded by rhubarb cloth on the grass in advance. On the highest point, there were two golden chairs covered with dense patterns, too far apart. It is so far away that Li Ben can only rely on his imagination to imagine that there should be big dragons and big phoenixes on it. There are small tents on the chairs to block the sun, and there is a row of tables and chairs at the back that are slightly smaller, and the tents are also smaller. According to the TV series The experience should be the princes and concubines.There are dozens of tables and chairs facing the sun below, divided into several rows, and there are no small tents.

"Yaya, where are you sitting?" Li Ben remembered that Zhao Ya should also sit behind the emperor, but this piece of clothes seemed out of place.

"Huh?" Zhao Ya was taken aback by the call.

"Nickname, it's not good for you to sit on it in this way..." Li Ben looked at the people next to him again, thinking whether his costume design was overdone.

"We'll be the first one. I'll go up after I change my clothes." Zhao Ya also looked at her appearance and frowned slightly.

"First?"

"Well, didn't you say it was a blessing and not a curse?"

"..." I guess it will take a long time for the first one, remembering that Tuo Lei used to give a long opening speech when he picked up his daughter-in-law.

"Old men came in twos and threes one after another. About half an hour later, there were old men in every position. Standing in the crowd in the waiting area, Li Ben saw Shi Miyuan with a wisp of beard and more than 200 people beside him. Zheng Qingzhi weighs [-] pounds.

The music started out of nowhere.

"Bow your head, the father and the queen are here." Zhao Ya pulled Li Ben who was looking around with his hands from below.

It turns out that the emperor's face cannot be easily seen.Li Ben quickly lowered his head.

As the music progressed, footsteps began to be heard above the stage.

"Long live my emperor." All the people in the imperial garden were shorter.

Zhao Ya pushed, Li Ben received the signal, click, and his knee hit the ground.Sun Zai, when he saw the real emperor, he would not be wronged if he knelt down.

"Everyone loves you in peace." The voice was like a bell, and when he heard that there was nothing serious about his body, it would be no problem to outlive the old man Shi Miyuan.

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

All of a sudden, it was all voices coming from the ground, all in unison, without rehearsal, I guess everyone is used to the rhythm and steps.

"Yaya, can you raise your head?" Li Ben was actually quite curious. Legend has it that someone had his head made into a wine glass. What did the worst emperor in the Song Dynasty look like.

"can."

Li Ben raised his head cautiously when he heard it.

Oh, it's too far away, I can't see the facial features clearly.

But that's right, how could he, a non-staff member of an art troupe, get close to the grand event of the State | State Council...

"What are they doing?" An old man stepped forward with a notebook in his hand, opening and closing his mouth.

"Reporting a year's meritorious service by the Ministry of Officials." Zhao Ya looked up.

The old man backed away, and another old man came out, also holding a notebook in his hand, and his mouth began to move.

"It is?"

"Military Department."

After a while there was an old man.Li Ben lowered his head and looked at Zhao Ya.

"House Department."

"Understood, there are at least three old men."

It turned out that the emperor's birthday party was a meeting to sing praises and report good news but not bad news.

The author has something to say: Correct the typos, the manuscript has been saved for too long. .I was in a hurry and didn't proofread the manuscript well. . (Awkward)

☆、Chapter 86, Volume [-]

Standing numb, the old eunuch who called Zhao Ya away last time, holding a fly slinger in his hand, walked tremblingly forward, and pierced the imperial eunuch with a very penetrating voice. garden.

"Sing and dance—"

"Master, here we come, let's go."

Li Ben has a big problem that is not usually considered a problem, that is stage fright, in vernacular terms he can't get on the stage.You can make jokes in front of your acquaintances, but once you get pulled into a big scene, that's two words: dead.

"I, I, I... nervous..." The tendons in Li Ben's legs began to twitch.

"Master, there is me, hurry up." Zhao Ya pushed, and Li Ben rushed to the middle of the stage.

If you die, you will dance, if you don't dance, you will die.Li Ben stabilized his mood and stood where he should stand.

After glancing at the forty dancers behind, all the forty dancers were ready, and the third prince also looked calm, before he gave the band a gesture, comeon!

The magic sound enters the ear——

The square dancing brigade of four and 50 people immediately got a shot of Citilan D like a person with heart failure, and the chicken blood exploded to 240 miles.

Lift your hips, twist your waist, and swing your wrists to lift your thighs.

Eyes, charming; eyes, indifferent; eyes, charming; eyes, indifferent...

Li Ben dared to look at the people sitting on the stage after jumping and jumping to escape his nervousness.

On two yellow chairs: a middle-aged man in his 30s, with a round face, red and black, with two beards on his upper lip, looks like a regal, with two arms on his legs, which looks quite long; the woman can't see Age, apply it too thickly, and wear too much on the head, it is not a dream to remove makeup at night to lose ten catties.

Any fool would know that one of them is the emperor and the other is the queen, and the women in gold and silver at the back are concubines who are well-known in various palaces, and those who can't be called are probably not allowed to come.

On the other side, the "feng", "flow" and "shi" in the romantic and elegant affairs sit in a row, and the space in the middle is reserved for "elegant" according to the order of words.

"No! Leave! No! Abandon!"

With the last shout, Li Ben realized that the dance was over, and the tense moment finally came, the moment of life and death, prosperity and decline.

The music stopped, and the entire imperial garden was as quiet as a college entrance examination room.

Li Ben didn't dare to look up to see Song Lizong's reaction, and stood with his head down, waiting for the answer.