Under the Jinniu Mountain
Chapter 1 Chapter 69
Zhu Zi glared at the third prince.
No need to look, the real little attack has arrived.Li Ben assumed the pose of a melon-eating crowd, looking around for a small bench.
"835, are you ready for lunch? Let's eat together." The young man stood up and graciously went to fetch the man nicknamed 835.
He stretched out his hand to the man's side, but the man frowned and avoided it.
The man glared at Li Ben, casting beams of radiant gaze with screeching noises.
"Oh, this is my master. You also came here to meet the master and taught me how to dance." The young man took the man's hand with a doting look on his face.
The man's expression eased a little, he looked at Li Ben, and nodded.
Li Ben smiled back and nodded.
"Where did you sleep yesterday?" The man turned his radiant gaze to the third prince.
"I slept with the master yesterday, if you don't believe me, ask the master." The third prince looked at Li Ben for help.
Li Ben was speechless, this child, the master is also a man, the master may also be a rival in love, how do you explain it.
"Let me just believe you." The man sat next to the third prince.
"Master dances very well. I want to learn it as soon as possible and send master out of the palace." The third prince's eyes were glued to 835's body.
"..." Originally, I planned to send myself out of the palace after studying, but if I knew that I had finished teaching yesterday, I had a big misunderstanding.
"Then you have to come back at night." The man snorted dissatisfied.
"Alright, there will never be a next time." The third prince swore by raising his hands, and 835 hurriedly pulled down the boy's hand and put it on his lips for a kiss.
This picture is too sweet, Li Ben doesn't want to eat it.Is there a need for this? What's the matter, the couple can't solve it neatly on the bed, they have to provoke people in public.
The sweetness process lasted for a whole meal, and the third prince never looked at Li Ben again. He wished that he could get into 835's burly body. No, it should be that he wanted to let 835 get into his body... …
The third prince was still chatting with 835, who was defiant, and a gorgeously dressed old eunuch came in, holding a fly slinger in his hand.
According to the experience of TV dramas, this outfit adds props, and the head eunuch is undoubtedly.
"This old slave sees the third prince." The old eunuch saluted the third prince as he entered the door.
"Eunuch Zhou, why don't you come to my Chaohua Palace when you don't serve the emperor when you have time." The third prince didn't lift his eyes, and put a cake of unknown type into 835's mouth.
Looking at the Eunuch Zhou who was standing in the palace, he covered his face with a fly flick, and made an expression that he couldn't bear to look directly at, "Back to the third prince, the emperor went to the Shang study room yesterday, all the princes were there, but I didn't see you." You third prince, Long Yan is furious, this is calling the old slave to come over and ask the third prince to go over immediately, so let the old slave go."
When the third prince heard that it was his father who asked him to go, he didn't dare to neglect, put down his chopsticks, straightened his robe, and followed the old eunuch out of the Chaohua Hall in a dejected manner.
Apart from the eunuchs and court ladies who can be completely ignored in the palace, only Li Ben and 835 are left, which is quite embarrassing.
"You were sent by Shi Miyuan."
Li Ben didn't expect that 835 would be the first to speak. Judging from his appearance, he is not a cheerful and outgoing master.
"Yes." Li Ben took a bite of the fish, and the food on the table was wasted.
"Don't even think about harming the Third Prince, I won't agree." 835's eyes widened.
A fishbone stuck on his tongue, coughing, coughing, Li Ben put his hand into his mouth and stirred for a long time before pulling out the thorn. "Dare not dare."
"You might as well tell you, I was also sent by him, and I know all your tricks." Hearing Li Ben's weakness, 835's attitude softened a little.
"..." An undercover agent who has changed his character dares to be so righteous when he meets his colleagues, admiration.
"I am sincere to the third prince." When he said this, 835's voice was obviously much weaker. "Whether you believe it or not."
"...I believe..." Is there a half-money relationship with Lao Tzu, "True feelings are worthy of respect."
"But they don't think so." 835 looked at the eunuchs and maids at the entrance of the palace.
But that's right, a duck that was sent in as a gift, the status of the two people is very different, it sounds like a joke to talk about true feelings.
"Why do you care about others, the third prince's thoughts are the key." Li Ben echoed lightly, but in fact, he is really not interested in being a confidant Sister Li.
"Third prince...Third prince is still young..." Hearing about the third prince, 835 suddenly became a little depressed.
"..." You are in a relationship with a 12-year-old kid, and you are still so worried about gains and losses.But looking at the third prince like that, seeing him like a puppy, it's not without true feelings. "The third prince dotes on you very much."
"You don't understand." 835 shook his head.
"..." I don't understand what you're talking about with me. "I really don't understand, I have never met true love."
Li Ben wanted to say, I don't understand your sister, I have dated more guns than you have eaten, thinking about it wrong, the person in front of me may be a professional player, and he may not be more experienced than others.
In short, feelings are like making tofu.Everything has to be just right, time, conditions, and objects have one flaw, either bean curd brain or bean curd dregs.
"What a true love..." 835 put down the chopsticks in his hand.
No, this 835 is going to be depressed, looking bright with thick eyebrows and big eyes, why can't stand the "talk therapy". "Dare to ask your name?"
"Where do you get your surname from a lowly nationality, call me Fuyun." 835's expression recovered somewhat.
"..." Fu Yun, who is still a stage name, seems to be a professional player. "Brother Fuyun, I am Li Ben."
"Master Li, Fuyun has offended me this morning." 835 got up to salute.
Li Ben hastily stopped him, "No offence, no offence, your defense of true love is remarkable and congratulations."
"I don't know, Master Li, how many more days do you have to teach?"
"..." It turns out that this set of tricks is almost the same, and I still treat myself as my rival in love. "It's up to you and me how many days, I can't leave without the Prime Minister's approval after teaching." Li Ben is telling the truth, Shi Miyuan has to let go if he wants to leave the palace. Looking at the Southern Song Dynasty, the emperor may have to look at his face .
"That's right, how can such contemptuous people as you and I decide for ourselves."
"..." Forget it if you consider yourself contemptible, don't kidnap me, I'm expensive, someone bought my life for ten thousand taels of gold. "Yes, but brother Fuyun can rest assured, you can attend the class together."
Don't worry about your pea sprouts, just follow the supervision...
"Then thank you, Master Li—" 835 saluted.
"You're welcome, but don't call me Master Li, I feel like instant noodles, just call me by my name, Li—Ben."
835 frowned, seemingly puzzled, and quickly nodded again.
The third prince rushed in from outside the hall like a whirlwind, flung his sleeves, sat down on the main seat, pouting and sulking.
"The third prince has been taught by the emperor?" 835 immediately clung to the boy.
"En." The boy held his sleeves with both hands and lowered his head.
"The emperor has high hopes for you, that's why he is so strict." 835 knelt down on the hall, and pulled the boy's head into his arms.
It was obvious that the attack was superior, and Li Ben began to look around for a small bench again.
As soon as I turned around, another colorful whirlwind floated by.
"Your father reprimanded you today?" That woman appeared strangely in the hall yesterday, wearing a big flower robe and wearing more than 20 golden hairpins on her head.
As soon as the words fell, those who watched the excitement, those who sought comfort in their boyfriend's arms, and those who held Hani and whispered were all stunned.
"I'm asking you something." The trembling woman raised her voice, and her throat vibrated so that the white face fell off her face.
"En." The third prince pulled his head out of 835's arms, and replied in a low voice.
"There must be some people who don't want our mother and son to be favored, so they went to inform." The woman's eyes were full of fierceness.
"..." Li Ben looked at the woman, who could be regarded as a generation of beauties, how could he think so hard.Your son skipped class and was educated by his own father. If he didn't educate the child first, he would suspect that others would sue him.
People say that a loving mother often loses her children.The girl in front of her with more than a hundred parts all over her body, none of which is fuel-efficient, is not a loving mother by any means.
"What did your father say?" The woman woke up from the paranoia of persecution, and turned to look at the two who were hugging each other again. "Get out of here, vixen." He stretched out his hand and rushed towards 835.
"Mother and concubine, don't hit him, don't hit him." The third prince blocked the front of 835, protecting the people behind him with his small body.
It is a passionate seed.
This young man made Li Ben more and more pleasing to his eyes, at least he didn't have the stinky behavior of those dudes who would throw away after eating and dare to do things that he didn't dare to admit.
The woman glared at 835, and withdrew her colorful hands.I don't know who dyed the nail color, half of the finger is covered. "Ask you, you tell me."
"Father didn't say anything, saying that my essays were a mess, my martial arts hadn't improved, I was addicted to sensuality all day long, and I didn't know how to repent..."
"..." I haven't said anything yet...
"Stop talking—" the woman screamed and covered her ears. "What sin did I do? I gave birth to such an unprogressive thing like you. You, and you, know how to lure the prince to hang around all day long. Come, someone, pull me out and chop it up."
"..." If Li Ben is not mistaken, the "and you" refers to him. Is he about to be chopped off for no reason?My son doesn't make progress, and takes others out to vent his anger. It's only the second day since he came here, where did he come all day.
"Mother and concubine calm down, don't kill Fuyun, I like him, don't kill master, I like him too." The third prince cried while hugging the woman's thigh.
After hearing this, Fu Yun turned to Li Ben angrily and gave him a hard look.
"..." Oh, my brother, this is dying, you still have time to be jealous.
"My concubine, I beg you, I will study hard in the future, please..." The third prince, who was hugging the woman's thigh, was still pleading.
"If you know how to study hard, no one else will be sitting on the prince's seat." The woman seemed to relax, she lowered her head and wiped her tears and touched her son's head, her tone was not as intense as before.
"I don't want to be a prince, woo, I want to be a master of the Jiaofang."
"..." My good apprentice, stop irritating your mother.
"How dare you want to dance." The woman's tone was raised again.
"Wuuuu, it's the birthday of my father at the end of the month, let me go to the teaching workshop and lead people to practice dancing." The third prince looked at his mother excitedly.
"Impossible, this is impossible, why does your father belittle you so much, no, no, you are the third prince of the dynasty, how can you spend all day with prostitutes, I will go to him and tell him." The woman It's about to run out like crazy.
"Mother and concubine don't go, the elder brother and the fourth emperor suggested it, and the father also agreed."
The woman suddenly turned her head back, "I told you earlier, my concubine mother told you earlier, they all wished to trample our mother and son under their feet, you still don't believe me, what is going on now?"
"They also know that Erchen likes..."
"Shut up, since your father has already opened his mouth, you have to do things well and show them some color, we mother and son are at the mercy of others!"
"You, aren't you the master of Jiaofang? I ordered you to do your best to help the third prince shine. If this matter goes wrong, don't blame me for being cruel." The woman pointed her little finger and almost stuck it into Li Ben's nostril.
Li Ben had enjoyed watching the show offstage, but was suddenly called to interact on stage. "Li Ben should do his best." With a clasped fist, the slogan resounded throughout Chaohua Palace, Lin'an City, and the land of China.
The mother, like the wind, adjusted her makeup and floated away again.
The entire Chaohua Palace was a fiasco after the tornado, and no one was in the mood to eat cold rice and cold dishes on this table.
"835, you go back first, I want to discuss with the master about the dance on Father's birthday." The third prince frowned and looked at 835.
In fact, Li Ben was very curious. The third prince clearly knew Fuyun's name, so why did he open his mouth and shut his mouth about 835? What is the number of 835?
835 has a displeased face, wanting to be angry but not daring to speak.
"Let Fuyun stay here. There is a saying called 'three cobblers, one Zhuge Liang'." Compassionate and empathetic have always been Li Ben's strengths.
"Alright then." The third prince glanced at 835, then reached out to touch 835's waist.
835 heard that he could stay, turned around and reached out to touch the third prince's face.
The two changed from one in front of the other to looking at each other affectionately.
Cough cough, there seems to be another saying that "threesomes walk together, there must be lights", hey, I have wronged Naqi along the way.
"Third prince, why don't we take a break today, go back and think about it, and talk about our thoughts tomorrow." Li Ben felt that there was nothing he could do in the current situation, so why not do what he should do, the end of the month is still early, It is enough to practice one dance for half a month.
"Listen to master, by the way, what is your name, master?" The third prince heard that he could go with 835 to you and me, and his tone was full of joy.
"...My name is Li Ben..." I was given a gift, but I didn't even look at the gift list in advance.
"Oh, the master is not 'stupid'? My name is Zhao Ya." The third prince laughed.
"It's 'Ben' and the three cows, and 'Ben' is not the 'stupid' of an idiot." Li Ben rolled his eyes, and he has been educated by elites since he was a child. "Your name is Zhao Ya?"
"Well, Feng Yasong's 'Ya', master, do you know my name?"
"I don't know. There is no one like you in history. There is your father Zhao Yun and your sister Zhao Yazhi." In history, Song Lizong had no sons, and passed the throne to his nephew. Listening to the concubine just now, Song Lizong not only had a son, but also a son. It's still a bunch of gourd babies who are intriguing.
"Shh, you can't keep your father's name a taboo, it's a crime of decapitation." The third prince made a silent movement, and glanced outside the hall.
Several eunuchs and maids were dozing while standing, and no one paid attention to the inside.
"Let's break up, you two are about to post together, what should you do?" No matter whether it is Zhao Ya or Zhao Guanya, Li Ben just wants to find a place to sleep well, and he was prepared to be thrown down last night. , I haven't slept well all night, and now I have time to get back to sleep.
"Master, you can rest here in Chaohua Palace. If you want to go out, you can take a walk in the courtyard. Don't leave this courtyard." Saying this, he and 835 left hand in hand.
Hey, the prince let himself sleep in the palace, why are you being polite.
Li Ben turned around and entered the resplendent inner room.
Lying down, covering the quilt, closing eyes, why does it feel like there is a shadow swaying nearby.
"Who are you?" Li Ben opened his eyes, and saw a little eunuch writing something in front of the bed with a pen and paper, looking at him from time to time.
"Master Hui, I'm Xiao Cuizi from the respect room." The little eunuch didn't care to raise his head, and kept writing on the paper.
"I don't care if you are a small hammer or a small axe, I want to sleep, please get out." How can there be someone next to the bed when you are sleeping.
"It's the son who wants to sleep, so the slaves come in to record, and those who sleep on the prince's bed every day, the respect room has to record one by one." The little eunuch smiled apologetically, and began to write again.
You are a writing brush, not a ball laughing, why have you written for so long without dipping the ink!
"Eunuch Cui, I sleep with the third prince, so you have to record it. I sleep alone, so it's useless for you to remember it." Li Ben argued patiently with the little eunuch.
"No, the rule of the respect room is that anyone who gets on the prince's bed must be recorded. The young master is on this bed now, so it is natural to record." The little eunuch looked upright.
"Soga, it turned out that the bed was to blame. Is there another bed in this hall? I'll change it." Li Ben didn't want to waste time, and it was more realistic to sleep in another place.
"No. This Chaohua Palace is the bedroom of the Third Prince alone."
"That's right, all the relatives who come to visit are from the palace, so there is no need to prepare a guest room." Li ran up, found his shoes, and put them on.
Since he is not allowed to sleep, he can only go out for a walk.
The courtyard of Chaohua Palace is not too big, but the pavilions and waterside pavilions are elegantly arranged, and there are water features every few places. If there are many water features, the whole courtyard looks lively and lively.
Li Ben walked around and had nowhere to go, so he sat by the pool and watched the fish.The ancient ornamental fish are the same as the modern ones, the red carp that are kept in the pools of major parks for tourists to see.He was fat and fat, and he was not afraid of people at all. When he saw someone coming, he thought it was time to eat again, and came flocking like crazy from hunger.
Li Ben had the urge to take off his shoes and socks and let them have another meal.I measured the size of the fish's mouth with my hand. If I took a bite, I guess half of my foot would be gone.
After stirring the fish with the branch for a while, I also felt bored.
Looking at this deep palace compound again, I am no different from the fish in this pond. If others want to tease me, I can only open my arms and let it go. Wanting to go out is no better than entering the sky and entering the earth...
Even if he was lucky enough to bypass the Imperial Forest Army, Shi Miyuan would not let him go easily outside. Somehow he had made a deadly enemy in the Jianghu.
Now that he entered the palace, he might be able to take refuge in Bai Dao. If he could get Song Lizong's protection, Shi Miyuan might not face him.
If it is useful, the head will be more stable on the neck.
If you want to get close to Song Lizong, maybe this birthday banquet is an excellent opportunity...
And the choreography of this dance is particularly important.
☆、Chapter 83, Volume [-]
Zhao Ya went out to have a good day and night, so Li Ben had to sleep all night under the watchful eye of the little eunuch in the respect room.
Li Ben sat up at dawn the next day, not because he wasn't sleepy, but because he felt sorry for the little Cuizi who helped him stand guard all night.
Stay out of the inner room, away from surveillance.Li Ben sat in the hall and yawned.
Several maids cleaned carefully, and looked at Li Ben from time to time with their eyes exposed from their armpits. Although the ratio of male to female in this deep palace is fine, but the male sex is seriously lacking. The girl in Huaichun inevitably blushed and dreamed.
Seeing the young girls walking around him with red faces and lowered heads, Li Ben felt that the hall was also starved of oxygen, so he wandered into the courtyard wearing the trousers and short jacket that the third prince gave him, and he couldn't leave the courtyard. Let's take a look at the head office.
Perhaps it was too early, all the eunuchs and maids in the palace who were in a hurry to run errands passed by the door, and there was not a single golden branch.
Without further ado, a chariot turned and came here, carried by several people, swaying.
When he came to the nearby prescription, he could see clearly that there was a young man sitting on it, older than Zhao Ya, with a yellow body, a pale face, his hand resting on his chin, he looked like an empty son.The chariot-carriers were also very sinister, not as powerful as ordinary bearers, and they all seemed sick and sleepy.
"Stop." The boy in yellow spoke with his nose.
The chariot landed right in front of Li Ben.
Not everyone in the Southern Song Dynasty could wear this feces yellow, except for the emperor, of course only the prince. Judging by the young man's age, he was undoubtedly the prince.Li Ben wanted to hide in the courtyard, but it seemed too late, the young man had already seen it, and knelt down, but the concubine couldn't do it, so he just sat on the threshold and looked at the young man in a daze.
"Are you the third brother's new child molester?" the young man got off the chariot and asked.
"..." The third prince is already famous.Li Ben stood up, "I'm not."
"Then what are you doing here?" The young man only went to Li Ben's chest, and raised his head when speaking.
"Blow the hair..." Li Ben didn't know what he was doing here.
The young man passed Li Ben and went straight into Chaohua Hall, followed by a group of eunuchs and court ladies in a row.
Li Ben had no choice but to follow into the hall.
"Where's the third brother?" The young man turned his head and asked Li Ben.
"..." This is how people say, "The third prince has gone out for morning exercises."
"Morning exercise?" The teenager frowned. "When will you be back?"
"I don't know." I really don't know, and I can't get up at noon.
"I wanted to come over to see how the rehearsal of the dance my father told me is going, but I'm not here." The young man walked towards the gate of the palace disappointedly, and suddenly turned his head to look at Li Ben, "You were sent in by Shi Miyuan a few days ago, right?"
"..." This palace is also a place without secrets. "Exactly."
"Heh, Mr. Shi Xiang's eyesight is dim, the person who sent him is not as good as once." He said, and left Chaohua Palace with two strings of tails.
What does it mean?Laughed at by a child with half-haired hair?Li Ben rushed to the inner room to find the bronze mirror, looked at the front, back, left, and right sides, pinched his face hard a few times, it seemed a little slack, his pores were a little rough, and his eyebrows were a little messy.
Li Ben grabbed the arm of a court lady in the middle in a panic, "Sister, get me a cucumber, please."
The maid looked at Li Ben with a puzzled expression.
"Long ones, green ones." Li Ben gestured to the shape of cucumbers with both hands. There must be cucumbers in this palace. Li Ben saw them in the dishes in the previous meals.
The palace maid nodded half understanding, and she came back with a cucumber in more than 20 minutes.
Li Ben took the cucumber, pointed at the maid, and said, "You have great potential."
Let the eunuch find a small dagger for cutting fruit, cut a whole cucumber into slices, densely paste it on the face, and the body is stretched upright in the middle of the hall.
"Master, master?"
The cucumber slices were lifted off his face, and his warm fingers touched the flesh. Li Ben, who had just been a little dazed by the excitement, suddenly woke up. "Third prince, you are back."
"Master, what kind of trick is this?" Zhao Ya held up a piece of cucumber that had been lifted from Li Ben's face, admiring it to the sun.
"Put it back and make a mask." Li Ben closed his eyes again.
"What's the use?" The cucumber slice with the temperature of the sun was put back on the face.
"Let the skin be tender enough to drip water!" Feeling that the time is almost up, Li Ben picked the cucumber slices one by one.
"Really?" Zhao Ya put her eyes on Li Ben's face.
"How? You are so confident with cucumbers." Li Ben jumped up from the ground. "Where's your 835, why didn't you come back?"
"I don't want him to watch me dance." Zhao Ya replied dully.
"..." The boy is not confident enough. "Why is it called 835?" This question has been floating around in Li Ben's mind for two days, and if he doesn't ask it, it will cause trouble.
"Ah? This..." Zhao Ya's eyes started to move around.
This is a sign of lying.Li Ben understood too well.
"Don't try to lie to me." Pull the third prince up from the ground, the ground is quite cold in early spring, not to mention that this young man went out to open a room last night, he must not be feeling very well now.
"Because... was sent to the palace on the third day of August last year..." Zhao Ya's voice was as thin as a mosquito.
"...What about 5?" Li Ben asked with a puzzled look on his face. The logic of this numbering is still very novel and peculiar.
"...the first bedtime...one night...five times..." Zhao Ya turned her head away from Li Ben in embarrassment.
"Papa." Li Ben slapped his hands twice, "If you want to play, you young people can play."
Zhao Ya's face was flushed red by Li Ben's teasing, she agreed about masochism, about foot fetishism, thank the system for giving us a pure and lovely little subject.
"Master, what should we do about the dance performance?" Zhao Ya sat on the ground with a worried face.
"What does your father usually like?" Li Ben also found a place to sit beside Zhao Ya.
"I like Concubine Mu and Concubine Yan." Zhao Ya replied after thinking for a moment.
"...Except for women? Nothing elegant? Such as tea drinking, calligraphy, archery, horseback riding?" Li Ben gave a symbolic guide, hoping to dig out some value points and do a customer group analysis.
Zhao Ya shook her head one by one, "Father doesn't even like it."
It seems that the emperor has no time to cultivate other interests at all, and a glorious life will be missed by multiplying offspring.
"What kind of songs and dances does the emperor usually like to watch?"
"I don't even like the dances in Jiaofang. Most of them are knocked down by him when they see half of them." Zhao Ya recalled for a moment.
"..." This is a very fussy client, "Where is the teaching workshop? Let's go over there. Your choreography still needs their cooperation."
"I'll take you there, do you want to take a chariot?" Zhao Ya turned around and pulled his clothes.
Thinking of the prince's stupid look in the chariot just now, Li Ben put his head on PS, and said silly, "No need, just walk."
then,
The third prince was in the front, Li Ben was behind, and there were two strings of tails behind, rushing towards the Jiaofang suddenly and frantically.
I thought that the legendary Jiaofang was a good place for a handsome young girl to have a good time, but only after I entered it did I realize that imagination is always more refined than reality.
Jiaofang is in a corner alley in the palace. The emperor is so busy all day, not to mention the concubines in the palace. There are hundreds of palace ladies standing in front of him and behind him. If you don’t get fooled and get lost, you probably won’t be able to get away for a lifetime. Up to here, those beautiful encounters in the laundry yard and teaching workshop will definitely not happen even if they grow old.
Based on a clear understanding of this reality, the girls in the Jiaofang all put on a bitter face. This is not an art troupe.None of them really love art and want to jump on a bigger stage of life here.If there is a stage in my heart, it is on the bed of the emperor, the prince, or even the chief eunuch.
"Girls, wake up, the third prince is here." An old eunuch shouted in a high voice, flicking his fly a few times.
A yard of dancers swaying to and fro, the one with drooping legs kneels down;In less than three seconds, the courtyard was full of people kneeling in twos and threes.
"Get up." Zhao Ya cleared her throat with her hands behind her back.
"Thank you, Third Prince." All the people in the yard said in unison, and they all stood up again and bowed their heads to attention.
"Eunuch Qian, how are the preparations for the royal father's birthday banquet at the end of the month?" Zhao Ya cast her eyes on the old eunuch just now.
The old eunuch nodded and stepped forward, "Returning to the third prince, all the masters have worked so hard that they dare not sleep at night, and they have already begun to take shape."
"Oh? Practice it, let me see."
"Yes."
The old eunuch swung the fly, the male musicians stood in a row, and the female dancers stood in a row.
"Then give the third prince a flying swallow dance first." As soon as the old eunuch's voice fell, the music started.
Needless to say, this classical music is really nice. The musicians are very close, but the sound seems to come from outside, which makes Li Ben feel an indescribable and inexhaustible feeling. Flowing water, silk and bamboo, winter snow... are the lingering call of life through the ages.
A girl came out of the queue, her hands were trembling like flowers, her body was moving like the wind, every movement of her hands and feet, as if she was about to fly, she couldn't see the dejected look just now.
This is the spirit of traditional culture, and it is not at the same level as Xixia women stretching their arms and thighs, flying in the sky and escaping from the ground in restaurants.Li Ben suddenly thought of a very deadly Chinese idiom: Yangchun Baixue, yes, it is the kind of aloofness that ordinary people don't even think about.
"It's so handsome." Li Ben stretched out his hands, slapped them twice.
Those who played, danced, and those who had nothing to do, all turned their eyes to Li Ben.
"Go on, go on, I'm just saying hello." Li Ben looked embarrassed.
The performance continued, the dance continued, and everything flowed smoothly without being troubled by a broken band.
After dancing, Li Ben was completely convinced.
"One more Feitianwu." The old eunuch yelled again.
"No need, no need." Li Ben said hurriedly, it's useless to watch for a day, everyone is a master, it is a blow to him and Zhao Ya.
"Who is this?" The old eunuch looked at Zhao Ya.
"My master is also a dancer." Zhao Ya looked at the old eunuch proudly.
"..." Boy, your master is an amateur, and he is not at the same level as other professional players. You are so beautiful. "I'm just jumping around casually."
"Dancing casually? Dare I ask what kind of dance it is, our family has never heard of it." The old eunuch looked adoring.
"My master is amazing, you will know in the future. I also want to dance a dance on my father's birthday, and you will provide me with some musicians and official prostitutes." Zhao Ya looked around the yard, as if picking his favorite.
"Back to the third prince, the distribution of official prostitutes and musicians has already been completed. You see, this is embarrassing for the old slave." The old eunuch looked at the men and women in the courtyard in embarrassment.
There is nothing wrong with saying this. The emperor's birthday is naturally more grand than the Spring Festival Gala. Rehearsals have to start months in advance. This is such a big event that one mistake will lose one's head, and one success will cause chickens and dogs to ascend to heaven. Who would dare not take it to heart.It must be difficult to arrange for someone to come suddenly now.
"Then you are not happy?" Zhao Ya has already started to get lucky.
"The old slave dare not." Saying that, the old eunuch fell to his knees with a plop, the cold green brick floor, and the sound of old bones hitting the ground could be heard.
Li Ben twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely, this guy was also a ruthless person when he was young.
Looking at this age, it must be more than 60, and he can be Zhao Ya's grandfather, so he knelt down on the green brick floor like this, and his heart was very uncomfortable.
"This father-in-law, is there any official prostitutes and musicians who have been eliminated?" Li Ben wanted to relieve the old eunuch. In this deep palace, it is not easy to make enemies, and black and white can't be mixed outside.
"Yes, yes, but I'm afraid that the third prince will not like it." The old eunuch looked at Zhao Ya in embarrassment.
"Master, how could we screen out those with outstanding skills?" Zhao Ya was a little anxious.
"It's okay. Dancing is a group activity. It depends on the choreography." Li Ben squeezed Zhao Ya's little hand to express his comfort.
"Listen to Master." Zhao Ya nodded in agreement.
"Then please father-in-law later call all the official prostitutes and musicians who have been screened out to gather in Chaohua Hall and bring their musical instruments."
"Okay, thank you, sir." The old eunuch wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve.
In Shaoqing, thirty Yue Palaces and twenty official prostitutes, men and women stood in front of Chaohua Hall in a row.
After Li Ben looked at the fifty people one by one, his heart sank for a while, but they were really eliminated. After removing the short, fat, and flawed facial features, basically no one could get on.
Such a group of dancers who look like mountains horizontally and peaks on the other side, with different distances and heights, have basically defined the type of dance, don't think about anything else, let's have a square dance.
Li Ben scanned around again and eliminated ten musicians who were relatively sharp-looking. "You, you, you, return you, ten stations go there."
The ten people who stood aside looked at each other in disbelief, and the one with the comparative advantage in appearance was eliminated.
"You twenty musicians, come dance together, plus you twenty official prostitutes, come over tomorrow morning after breakfast, they are all full, let's disband and go back now." Li Ben turned his head again and looked at Ten people on one side, "Ten of you stay."
Those who were disbanded dared not complain, and just waited to come back tomorrow morning.
Those who were left behind did not dare to complain, you looked at me and I looked at you, and no one said a word.
"I'll sing a tune, can you compose it? Play it with the instrument in your hand." Li Ben looked at the musicians to find a leader.
Ten people looked at me and looked at you, and finally pushed out a young man as everyone expected, "Master Hui, if it is not very complicated, I will give it a try."
"Listen. Cough." Li Ben cleared his throat.
“Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da The next moon is given to you, let the sun rise for you every day. Become a candle and burn yourself, just to illuminate you, dedicate everything to you as long as you like, you make me every tomorrow meaningful, life Although I love you, I will never! Leave! Don’t! Abandon! You are my little apple…………………”
☆、Chapter 84, Volume [-]
"Master, drink some tribute honey to soothe your throat." Zhao Ya brought a bowl of honey water to Li Ben graciously.
"Uh...cough cough cough...uh..." Li Ben took the honey water and drank it down in one gulp, his throat became much smoother. "You...you...you are so mad at me, which physical education teacher taught the music...I sang it more than 40 times...and I still can't compose a song...are you playing with me..." Li Ben pointed at ten worried brows The restless musician turned around and threw the bowl to Zhao Ya, "One more bowl, I have to sing..."
Zhao Ya Pi Dian Pi Dian carried the bowl into the hall to pour honey water.
After a while, a eunuch came from behind with a washbasin in his hand.
"Master, are these enough?" Zhao Ya pushed the little eunuch in front of him like offering a treasure, and pointed to the washbasin.
"Enough enough..." Li Ben cleared his throat without even daring to look at the washbasin. "You are my little apple..."
"My lord, do you think this is feasible?" The young musicians showed the results of everyone's collective efforts.
Li Ben took over the sheet music with ink stains that hadn't been wiped off, wow, it's beautifully written, with circles and circles, every day and every year
No need to look, the real little attack has arrived.Li Ben assumed the pose of a melon-eating crowd, looking around for a small bench.
"835, are you ready for lunch? Let's eat together." The young man stood up and graciously went to fetch the man nicknamed 835.
He stretched out his hand to the man's side, but the man frowned and avoided it.
The man glared at Li Ben, casting beams of radiant gaze with screeching noises.
"Oh, this is my master. You also came here to meet the master and taught me how to dance." The young man took the man's hand with a doting look on his face.
The man's expression eased a little, he looked at Li Ben, and nodded.
Li Ben smiled back and nodded.
"Where did you sleep yesterday?" The man turned his radiant gaze to the third prince.
"I slept with the master yesterday, if you don't believe me, ask the master." The third prince looked at Li Ben for help.
Li Ben was speechless, this child, the master is also a man, the master may also be a rival in love, how do you explain it.
"Let me just believe you." The man sat next to the third prince.
"Master dances very well. I want to learn it as soon as possible and send master out of the palace." The third prince's eyes were glued to 835's body.
"..." Originally, I planned to send myself out of the palace after studying, but if I knew that I had finished teaching yesterday, I had a big misunderstanding.
"Then you have to come back at night." The man snorted dissatisfied.
"Alright, there will never be a next time." The third prince swore by raising his hands, and 835 hurriedly pulled down the boy's hand and put it on his lips for a kiss.
This picture is too sweet, Li Ben doesn't want to eat it.Is there a need for this? What's the matter, the couple can't solve it neatly on the bed, they have to provoke people in public.
The sweetness process lasted for a whole meal, and the third prince never looked at Li Ben again. He wished that he could get into 835's burly body. No, it should be that he wanted to let 835 get into his body... …
The third prince was still chatting with 835, who was defiant, and a gorgeously dressed old eunuch came in, holding a fly slinger in his hand.
According to the experience of TV dramas, this outfit adds props, and the head eunuch is undoubtedly.
"This old slave sees the third prince." The old eunuch saluted the third prince as he entered the door.
"Eunuch Zhou, why don't you come to my Chaohua Palace when you don't serve the emperor when you have time." The third prince didn't lift his eyes, and put a cake of unknown type into 835's mouth.
Looking at the Eunuch Zhou who was standing in the palace, he covered his face with a fly flick, and made an expression that he couldn't bear to look directly at, "Back to the third prince, the emperor went to the Shang study room yesterday, all the princes were there, but I didn't see you." You third prince, Long Yan is furious, this is calling the old slave to come over and ask the third prince to go over immediately, so let the old slave go."
When the third prince heard that it was his father who asked him to go, he didn't dare to neglect, put down his chopsticks, straightened his robe, and followed the old eunuch out of the Chaohua Hall in a dejected manner.
Apart from the eunuchs and court ladies who can be completely ignored in the palace, only Li Ben and 835 are left, which is quite embarrassing.
"You were sent by Shi Miyuan."
Li Ben didn't expect that 835 would be the first to speak. Judging from his appearance, he is not a cheerful and outgoing master.
"Yes." Li Ben took a bite of the fish, and the food on the table was wasted.
"Don't even think about harming the Third Prince, I won't agree." 835's eyes widened.
A fishbone stuck on his tongue, coughing, coughing, Li Ben put his hand into his mouth and stirred for a long time before pulling out the thorn. "Dare not dare."
"You might as well tell you, I was also sent by him, and I know all your tricks." Hearing Li Ben's weakness, 835's attitude softened a little.
"..." An undercover agent who has changed his character dares to be so righteous when he meets his colleagues, admiration.
"I am sincere to the third prince." When he said this, 835's voice was obviously much weaker. "Whether you believe it or not."
"...I believe..." Is there a half-money relationship with Lao Tzu, "True feelings are worthy of respect."
"But they don't think so." 835 looked at the eunuchs and maids at the entrance of the palace.
But that's right, a duck that was sent in as a gift, the status of the two people is very different, it sounds like a joke to talk about true feelings.
"Why do you care about others, the third prince's thoughts are the key." Li Ben echoed lightly, but in fact, he is really not interested in being a confidant Sister Li.
"Third prince...Third prince is still young..." Hearing about the third prince, 835 suddenly became a little depressed.
"..." You are in a relationship with a 12-year-old kid, and you are still so worried about gains and losses.But looking at the third prince like that, seeing him like a puppy, it's not without true feelings. "The third prince dotes on you very much."
"You don't understand." 835 shook his head.
"..." I don't understand what you're talking about with me. "I really don't understand, I have never met true love."
Li Ben wanted to say, I don't understand your sister, I have dated more guns than you have eaten, thinking about it wrong, the person in front of me may be a professional player, and he may not be more experienced than others.
In short, feelings are like making tofu.Everything has to be just right, time, conditions, and objects have one flaw, either bean curd brain or bean curd dregs.
"What a true love..." 835 put down the chopsticks in his hand.
No, this 835 is going to be depressed, looking bright with thick eyebrows and big eyes, why can't stand the "talk therapy". "Dare to ask your name?"
"Where do you get your surname from a lowly nationality, call me Fuyun." 835's expression recovered somewhat.
"..." Fu Yun, who is still a stage name, seems to be a professional player. "Brother Fuyun, I am Li Ben."
"Master Li, Fuyun has offended me this morning." 835 got up to salute.
Li Ben hastily stopped him, "No offence, no offence, your defense of true love is remarkable and congratulations."
"I don't know, Master Li, how many more days do you have to teach?"
"..." It turns out that this set of tricks is almost the same, and I still treat myself as my rival in love. "It's up to you and me how many days, I can't leave without the Prime Minister's approval after teaching." Li Ben is telling the truth, Shi Miyuan has to let go if he wants to leave the palace. Looking at the Southern Song Dynasty, the emperor may have to look at his face .
"That's right, how can such contemptuous people as you and I decide for ourselves."
"..." Forget it if you consider yourself contemptible, don't kidnap me, I'm expensive, someone bought my life for ten thousand taels of gold. "Yes, but brother Fuyun can rest assured, you can attend the class together."
Don't worry about your pea sprouts, just follow the supervision...
"Then thank you, Master Li—" 835 saluted.
"You're welcome, but don't call me Master Li, I feel like instant noodles, just call me by my name, Li—Ben."
835 frowned, seemingly puzzled, and quickly nodded again.
The third prince rushed in from outside the hall like a whirlwind, flung his sleeves, sat down on the main seat, pouting and sulking.
"The third prince has been taught by the emperor?" 835 immediately clung to the boy.
"En." The boy held his sleeves with both hands and lowered his head.
"The emperor has high hopes for you, that's why he is so strict." 835 knelt down on the hall, and pulled the boy's head into his arms.
It was obvious that the attack was superior, and Li Ben began to look around for a small bench again.
As soon as I turned around, another colorful whirlwind floated by.
"Your father reprimanded you today?" That woman appeared strangely in the hall yesterday, wearing a big flower robe and wearing more than 20 golden hairpins on her head.
As soon as the words fell, those who watched the excitement, those who sought comfort in their boyfriend's arms, and those who held Hani and whispered were all stunned.
"I'm asking you something." The trembling woman raised her voice, and her throat vibrated so that the white face fell off her face.
"En." The third prince pulled his head out of 835's arms, and replied in a low voice.
"There must be some people who don't want our mother and son to be favored, so they went to inform." The woman's eyes were full of fierceness.
"..." Li Ben looked at the woman, who could be regarded as a generation of beauties, how could he think so hard.Your son skipped class and was educated by his own father. If he didn't educate the child first, he would suspect that others would sue him.
People say that a loving mother often loses her children.The girl in front of her with more than a hundred parts all over her body, none of which is fuel-efficient, is not a loving mother by any means.
"What did your father say?" The woman woke up from the paranoia of persecution, and turned to look at the two who were hugging each other again. "Get out of here, vixen." He stretched out his hand and rushed towards 835.
"Mother and concubine, don't hit him, don't hit him." The third prince blocked the front of 835, protecting the people behind him with his small body.
It is a passionate seed.
This young man made Li Ben more and more pleasing to his eyes, at least he didn't have the stinky behavior of those dudes who would throw away after eating and dare to do things that he didn't dare to admit.
The woman glared at 835, and withdrew her colorful hands.I don't know who dyed the nail color, half of the finger is covered. "Ask you, you tell me."
"Father didn't say anything, saying that my essays were a mess, my martial arts hadn't improved, I was addicted to sensuality all day long, and I didn't know how to repent..."
"..." I haven't said anything yet...
"Stop talking—" the woman screamed and covered her ears. "What sin did I do? I gave birth to such an unprogressive thing like you. You, and you, know how to lure the prince to hang around all day long. Come, someone, pull me out and chop it up."
"..." If Li Ben is not mistaken, the "and you" refers to him. Is he about to be chopped off for no reason?My son doesn't make progress, and takes others out to vent his anger. It's only the second day since he came here, where did he come all day.
"Mother and concubine calm down, don't kill Fuyun, I like him, don't kill master, I like him too." The third prince cried while hugging the woman's thigh.
After hearing this, Fu Yun turned to Li Ben angrily and gave him a hard look.
"..." Oh, my brother, this is dying, you still have time to be jealous.
"My concubine, I beg you, I will study hard in the future, please..." The third prince, who was hugging the woman's thigh, was still pleading.
"If you know how to study hard, no one else will be sitting on the prince's seat." The woman seemed to relax, she lowered her head and wiped her tears and touched her son's head, her tone was not as intense as before.
"I don't want to be a prince, woo, I want to be a master of the Jiaofang."
"..." My good apprentice, stop irritating your mother.
"How dare you want to dance." The woman's tone was raised again.
"Wuuuu, it's the birthday of my father at the end of the month, let me go to the teaching workshop and lead people to practice dancing." The third prince looked at his mother excitedly.
"Impossible, this is impossible, why does your father belittle you so much, no, no, you are the third prince of the dynasty, how can you spend all day with prostitutes, I will go to him and tell him." The woman It's about to run out like crazy.
"Mother and concubine don't go, the elder brother and the fourth emperor suggested it, and the father also agreed."
The woman suddenly turned her head back, "I told you earlier, my concubine mother told you earlier, they all wished to trample our mother and son under their feet, you still don't believe me, what is going on now?"
"They also know that Erchen likes..."
"Shut up, since your father has already opened his mouth, you have to do things well and show them some color, we mother and son are at the mercy of others!"
"You, aren't you the master of Jiaofang? I ordered you to do your best to help the third prince shine. If this matter goes wrong, don't blame me for being cruel." The woman pointed her little finger and almost stuck it into Li Ben's nostril.
Li Ben had enjoyed watching the show offstage, but was suddenly called to interact on stage. "Li Ben should do his best." With a clasped fist, the slogan resounded throughout Chaohua Palace, Lin'an City, and the land of China.
The mother, like the wind, adjusted her makeup and floated away again.
The entire Chaohua Palace was a fiasco after the tornado, and no one was in the mood to eat cold rice and cold dishes on this table.
"835, you go back first, I want to discuss with the master about the dance on Father's birthday." The third prince frowned and looked at 835.
In fact, Li Ben was very curious. The third prince clearly knew Fuyun's name, so why did he open his mouth and shut his mouth about 835? What is the number of 835?
835 has a displeased face, wanting to be angry but not daring to speak.
"Let Fuyun stay here. There is a saying called 'three cobblers, one Zhuge Liang'." Compassionate and empathetic have always been Li Ben's strengths.
"Alright then." The third prince glanced at 835, then reached out to touch 835's waist.
835 heard that he could stay, turned around and reached out to touch the third prince's face.
The two changed from one in front of the other to looking at each other affectionately.
Cough cough, there seems to be another saying that "threesomes walk together, there must be lights", hey, I have wronged Naqi along the way.
"Third prince, why don't we take a break today, go back and think about it, and talk about our thoughts tomorrow." Li Ben felt that there was nothing he could do in the current situation, so why not do what he should do, the end of the month is still early, It is enough to practice one dance for half a month.
"Listen to master, by the way, what is your name, master?" The third prince heard that he could go with 835 to you and me, and his tone was full of joy.
"...My name is Li Ben..." I was given a gift, but I didn't even look at the gift list in advance.
"Oh, the master is not 'stupid'? My name is Zhao Ya." The third prince laughed.
"It's 'Ben' and the three cows, and 'Ben' is not the 'stupid' of an idiot." Li Ben rolled his eyes, and he has been educated by elites since he was a child. "Your name is Zhao Ya?"
"Well, Feng Yasong's 'Ya', master, do you know my name?"
"I don't know. There is no one like you in history. There is your father Zhao Yun and your sister Zhao Yazhi." In history, Song Lizong had no sons, and passed the throne to his nephew. Listening to the concubine just now, Song Lizong not only had a son, but also a son. It's still a bunch of gourd babies who are intriguing.
"Shh, you can't keep your father's name a taboo, it's a crime of decapitation." The third prince made a silent movement, and glanced outside the hall.
Several eunuchs and maids were dozing while standing, and no one paid attention to the inside.
"Let's break up, you two are about to post together, what should you do?" No matter whether it is Zhao Ya or Zhao Guanya, Li Ben just wants to find a place to sleep well, and he was prepared to be thrown down last night. , I haven't slept well all night, and now I have time to get back to sleep.
"Master, you can rest here in Chaohua Palace. If you want to go out, you can take a walk in the courtyard. Don't leave this courtyard." Saying this, he and 835 left hand in hand.
Hey, the prince let himself sleep in the palace, why are you being polite.
Li Ben turned around and entered the resplendent inner room.
Lying down, covering the quilt, closing eyes, why does it feel like there is a shadow swaying nearby.
"Who are you?" Li Ben opened his eyes, and saw a little eunuch writing something in front of the bed with a pen and paper, looking at him from time to time.
"Master Hui, I'm Xiao Cuizi from the respect room." The little eunuch didn't care to raise his head, and kept writing on the paper.
"I don't care if you are a small hammer or a small axe, I want to sleep, please get out." How can there be someone next to the bed when you are sleeping.
"It's the son who wants to sleep, so the slaves come in to record, and those who sleep on the prince's bed every day, the respect room has to record one by one." The little eunuch smiled apologetically, and began to write again.
You are a writing brush, not a ball laughing, why have you written for so long without dipping the ink!
"Eunuch Cui, I sleep with the third prince, so you have to record it. I sleep alone, so it's useless for you to remember it." Li Ben argued patiently with the little eunuch.
"No, the rule of the respect room is that anyone who gets on the prince's bed must be recorded. The young master is on this bed now, so it is natural to record." The little eunuch looked upright.
"Soga, it turned out that the bed was to blame. Is there another bed in this hall? I'll change it." Li Ben didn't want to waste time, and it was more realistic to sleep in another place.
"No. This Chaohua Palace is the bedroom of the Third Prince alone."
"That's right, all the relatives who come to visit are from the palace, so there is no need to prepare a guest room." Li ran up, found his shoes, and put them on.
Since he is not allowed to sleep, he can only go out for a walk.
The courtyard of Chaohua Palace is not too big, but the pavilions and waterside pavilions are elegantly arranged, and there are water features every few places. If there are many water features, the whole courtyard looks lively and lively.
Li Ben walked around and had nowhere to go, so he sat by the pool and watched the fish.The ancient ornamental fish are the same as the modern ones, the red carp that are kept in the pools of major parks for tourists to see.He was fat and fat, and he was not afraid of people at all. When he saw someone coming, he thought it was time to eat again, and came flocking like crazy from hunger.
Li Ben had the urge to take off his shoes and socks and let them have another meal.I measured the size of the fish's mouth with my hand. If I took a bite, I guess half of my foot would be gone.
After stirring the fish with the branch for a while, I also felt bored.
Looking at this deep palace compound again, I am no different from the fish in this pond. If others want to tease me, I can only open my arms and let it go. Wanting to go out is no better than entering the sky and entering the earth...
Even if he was lucky enough to bypass the Imperial Forest Army, Shi Miyuan would not let him go easily outside. Somehow he had made a deadly enemy in the Jianghu.
Now that he entered the palace, he might be able to take refuge in Bai Dao. If he could get Song Lizong's protection, Shi Miyuan might not face him.
If it is useful, the head will be more stable on the neck.
If you want to get close to Song Lizong, maybe this birthday banquet is an excellent opportunity...
And the choreography of this dance is particularly important.
☆、Chapter 83, Volume [-]
Zhao Ya went out to have a good day and night, so Li Ben had to sleep all night under the watchful eye of the little eunuch in the respect room.
Li Ben sat up at dawn the next day, not because he wasn't sleepy, but because he felt sorry for the little Cuizi who helped him stand guard all night.
Stay out of the inner room, away from surveillance.Li Ben sat in the hall and yawned.
Several maids cleaned carefully, and looked at Li Ben from time to time with their eyes exposed from their armpits. Although the ratio of male to female in this deep palace is fine, but the male sex is seriously lacking. The girl in Huaichun inevitably blushed and dreamed.
Seeing the young girls walking around him with red faces and lowered heads, Li Ben felt that the hall was also starved of oxygen, so he wandered into the courtyard wearing the trousers and short jacket that the third prince gave him, and he couldn't leave the courtyard. Let's take a look at the head office.
Perhaps it was too early, all the eunuchs and maids in the palace who were in a hurry to run errands passed by the door, and there was not a single golden branch.
Without further ado, a chariot turned and came here, carried by several people, swaying.
When he came to the nearby prescription, he could see clearly that there was a young man sitting on it, older than Zhao Ya, with a yellow body, a pale face, his hand resting on his chin, he looked like an empty son.The chariot-carriers were also very sinister, not as powerful as ordinary bearers, and they all seemed sick and sleepy.
"Stop." The boy in yellow spoke with his nose.
The chariot landed right in front of Li Ben.
Not everyone in the Southern Song Dynasty could wear this feces yellow, except for the emperor, of course only the prince. Judging by the young man's age, he was undoubtedly the prince.Li Ben wanted to hide in the courtyard, but it seemed too late, the young man had already seen it, and knelt down, but the concubine couldn't do it, so he just sat on the threshold and looked at the young man in a daze.
"Are you the third brother's new child molester?" the young man got off the chariot and asked.
"..." The third prince is already famous.Li Ben stood up, "I'm not."
"Then what are you doing here?" The young man only went to Li Ben's chest, and raised his head when speaking.
"Blow the hair..." Li Ben didn't know what he was doing here.
The young man passed Li Ben and went straight into Chaohua Hall, followed by a group of eunuchs and court ladies in a row.
Li Ben had no choice but to follow into the hall.
"Where's the third brother?" The young man turned his head and asked Li Ben.
"..." This is how people say, "The third prince has gone out for morning exercises."
"Morning exercise?" The teenager frowned. "When will you be back?"
"I don't know." I really don't know, and I can't get up at noon.
"I wanted to come over to see how the rehearsal of the dance my father told me is going, but I'm not here." The young man walked towards the gate of the palace disappointedly, and suddenly turned his head to look at Li Ben, "You were sent in by Shi Miyuan a few days ago, right?"
"..." This palace is also a place without secrets. "Exactly."
"Heh, Mr. Shi Xiang's eyesight is dim, the person who sent him is not as good as once." He said, and left Chaohua Palace with two strings of tails.
What does it mean?Laughed at by a child with half-haired hair?Li Ben rushed to the inner room to find the bronze mirror, looked at the front, back, left, and right sides, pinched his face hard a few times, it seemed a little slack, his pores were a little rough, and his eyebrows were a little messy.
Li Ben grabbed the arm of a court lady in the middle in a panic, "Sister, get me a cucumber, please."
The maid looked at Li Ben with a puzzled expression.
"Long ones, green ones." Li Ben gestured to the shape of cucumbers with both hands. There must be cucumbers in this palace. Li Ben saw them in the dishes in the previous meals.
The palace maid nodded half understanding, and she came back with a cucumber in more than 20 minutes.
Li Ben took the cucumber, pointed at the maid, and said, "You have great potential."
Let the eunuch find a small dagger for cutting fruit, cut a whole cucumber into slices, densely paste it on the face, and the body is stretched upright in the middle of the hall.
"Master, master?"
The cucumber slices were lifted off his face, and his warm fingers touched the flesh. Li Ben, who had just been a little dazed by the excitement, suddenly woke up. "Third prince, you are back."
"Master, what kind of trick is this?" Zhao Ya held up a piece of cucumber that had been lifted from Li Ben's face, admiring it to the sun.
"Put it back and make a mask." Li Ben closed his eyes again.
"What's the use?" The cucumber slice with the temperature of the sun was put back on the face.
"Let the skin be tender enough to drip water!" Feeling that the time is almost up, Li Ben picked the cucumber slices one by one.
"Really?" Zhao Ya put her eyes on Li Ben's face.
"How? You are so confident with cucumbers." Li Ben jumped up from the ground. "Where's your 835, why didn't you come back?"
"I don't want him to watch me dance." Zhao Ya replied dully.
"..." The boy is not confident enough. "Why is it called 835?" This question has been floating around in Li Ben's mind for two days, and if he doesn't ask it, it will cause trouble.
"Ah? This..." Zhao Ya's eyes started to move around.
This is a sign of lying.Li Ben understood too well.
"Don't try to lie to me." Pull the third prince up from the ground, the ground is quite cold in early spring, not to mention that this young man went out to open a room last night, he must not be feeling very well now.
"Because... was sent to the palace on the third day of August last year..." Zhao Ya's voice was as thin as a mosquito.
"...What about 5?" Li Ben asked with a puzzled look on his face. The logic of this numbering is still very novel and peculiar.
"...the first bedtime...one night...five times..." Zhao Ya turned her head away from Li Ben in embarrassment.
"Papa." Li Ben slapped his hands twice, "If you want to play, you young people can play."
Zhao Ya's face was flushed red by Li Ben's teasing, she agreed about masochism, about foot fetishism, thank the system for giving us a pure and lovely little subject.
"Master, what should we do about the dance performance?" Zhao Ya sat on the ground with a worried face.
"What does your father usually like?" Li Ben also found a place to sit beside Zhao Ya.
"I like Concubine Mu and Concubine Yan." Zhao Ya replied after thinking for a moment.
"...Except for women? Nothing elegant? Such as tea drinking, calligraphy, archery, horseback riding?" Li Ben gave a symbolic guide, hoping to dig out some value points and do a customer group analysis.
Zhao Ya shook her head one by one, "Father doesn't even like it."
It seems that the emperor has no time to cultivate other interests at all, and a glorious life will be missed by multiplying offspring.
"What kind of songs and dances does the emperor usually like to watch?"
"I don't even like the dances in Jiaofang. Most of them are knocked down by him when they see half of them." Zhao Ya recalled for a moment.
"..." This is a very fussy client, "Where is the teaching workshop? Let's go over there. Your choreography still needs their cooperation."
"I'll take you there, do you want to take a chariot?" Zhao Ya turned around and pulled his clothes.
Thinking of the prince's stupid look in the chariot just now, Li Ben put his head on PS, and said silly, "No need, just walk."
then,
The third prince was in the front, Li Ben was behind, and there were two strings of tails behind, rushing towards the Jiaofang suddenly and frantically.
I thought that the legendary Jiaofang was a good place for a handsome young girl to have a good time, but only after I entered it did I realize that imagination is always more refined than reality.
Jiaofang is in a corner alley in the palace. The emperor is so busy all day, not to mention the concubines in the palace. There are hundreds of palace ladies standing in front of him and behind him. If you don’t get fooled and get lost, you probably won’t be able to get away for a lifetime. Up to here, those beautiful encounters in the laundry yard and teaching workshop will definitely not happen even if they grow old.
Based on a clear understanding of this reality, the girls in the Jiaofang all put on a bitter face. This is not an art troupe.None of them really love art and want to jump on a bigger stage of life here.If there is a stage in my heart, it is on the bed of the emperor, the prince, or even the chief eunuch.
"Girls, wake up, the third prince is here." An old eunuch shouted in a high voice, flicking his fly a few times.
A yard of dancers swaying to and fro, the one with drooping legs kneels down;In less than three seconds, the courtyard was full of people kneeling in twos and threes.
"Get up." Zhao Ya cleared her throat with her hands behind her back.
"Thank you, Third Prince." All the people in the yard said in unison, and they all stood up again and bowed their heads to attention.
"Eunuch Qian, how are the preparations for the royal father's birthday banquet at the end of the month?" Zhao Ya cast her eyes on the old eunuch just now.
The old eunuch nodded and stepped forward, "Returning to the third prince, all the masters have worked so hard that they dare not sleep at night, and they have already begun to take shape."
"Oh? Practice it, let me see."
"Yes."
The old eunuch swung the fly, the male musicians stood in a row, and the female dancers stood in a row.
"Then give the third prince a flying swallow dance first." As soon as the old eunuch's voice fell, the music started.
Needless to say, this classical music is really nice. The musicians are very close, but the sound seems to come from outside, which makes Li Ben feel an indescribable and inexhaustible feeling. Flowing water, silk and bamboo, winter snow... are the lingering call of life through the ages.
A girl came out of the queue, her hands were trembling like flowers, her body was moving like the wind, every movement of her hands and feet, as if she was about to fly, she couldn't see the dejected look just now.
This is the spirit of traditional culture, and it is not at the same level as Xixia women stretching their arms and thighs, flying in the sky and escaping from the ground in restaurants.Li Ben suddenly thought of a very deadly Chinese idiom: Yangchun Baixue, yes, it is the kind of aloofness that ordinary people don't even think about.
"It's so handsome." Li Ben stretched out his hands, slapped them twice.
Those who played, danced, and those who had nothing to do, all turned their eyes to Li Ben.
"Go on, go on, I'm just saying hello." Li Ben looked embarrassed.
The performance continued, the dance continued, and everything flowed smoothly without being troubled by a broken band.
After dancing, Li Ben was completely convinced.
"One more Feitianwu." The old eunuch yelled again.
"No need, no need." Li Ben said hurriedly, it's useless to watch for a day, everyone is a master, it is a blow to him and Zhao Ya.
"Who is this?" The old eunuch looked at Zhao Ya.
"My master is also a dancer." Zhao Ya looked at the old eunuch proudly.
"..." Boy, your master is an amateur, and he is not at the same level as other professional players. You are so beautiful. "I'm just jumping around casually."
"Dancing casually? Dare I ask what kind of dance it is, our family has never heard of it." The old eunuch looked adoring.
"My master is amazing, you will know in the future. I also want to dance a dance on my father's birthday, and you will provide me with some musicians and official prostitutes." Zhao Ya looked around the yard, as if picking his favorite.
"Back to the third prince, the distribution of official prostitutes and musicians has already been completed. You see, this is embarrassing for the old slave." The old eunuch looked at the men and women in the courtyard in embarrassment.
There is nothing wrong with saying this. The emperor's birthday is naturally more grand than the Spring Festival Gala. Rehearsals have to start months in advance. This is such a big event that one mistake will lose one's head, and one success will cause chickens and dogs to ascend to heaven. Who would dare not take it to heart.It must be difficult to arrange for someone to come suddenly now.
"Then you are not happy?" Zhao Ya has already started to get lucky.
"The old slave dare not." Saying that, the old eunuch fell to his knees with a plop, the cold green brick floor, and the sound of old bones hitting the ground could be heard.
Li Ben twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely, this guy was also a ruthless person when he was young.
Looking at this age, it must be more than 60, and he can be Zhao Ya's grandfather, so he knelt down on the green brick floor like this, and his heart was very uncomfortable.
"This father-in-law, is there any official prostitutes and musicians who have been eliminated?" Li Ben wanted to relieve the old eunuch. In this deep palace, it is not easy to make enemies, and black and white can't be mixed outside.
"Yes, yes, but I'm afraid that the third prince will not like it." The old eunuch looked at Zhao Ya in embarrassment.
"Master, how could we screen out those with outstanding skills?" Zhao Ya was a little anxious.
"It's okay. Dancing is a group activity. It depends on the choreography." Li Ben squeezed Zhao Ya's little hand to express his comfort.
"Listen to Master." Zhao Ya nodded in agreement.
"Then please father-in-law later call all the official prostitutes and musicians who have been screened out to gather in Chaohua Hall and bring their musical instruments."
"Okay, thank you, sir." The old eunuch wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve.
In Shaoqing, thirty Yue Palaces and twenty official prostitutes, men and women stood in front of Chaohua Hall in a row.
After Li Ben looked at the fifty people one by one, his heart sank for a while, but they were really eliminated. After removing the short, fat, and flawed facial features, basically no one could get on.
Such a group of dancers who look like mountains horizontally and peaks on the other side, with different distances and heights, have basically defined the type of dance, don't think about anything else, let's have a square dance.
Li Ben scanned around again and eliminated ten musicians who were relatively sharp-looking. "You, you, you, return you, ten stations go there."
The ten people who stood aside looked at each other in disbelief, and the one with the comparative advantage in appearance was eliminated.
"You twenty musicians, come dance together, plus you twenty official prostitutes, come over tomorrow morning after breakfast, they are all full, let's disband and go back now." Li Ben turned his head again and looked at Ten people on one side, "Ten of you stay."
Those who were disbanded dared not complain, and just waited to come back tomorrow morning.
Those who were left behind did not dare to complain, you looked at me and I looked at you, and no one said a word.
"I'll sing a tune, can you compose it? Play it with the instrument in your hand." Li Ben looked at the musicians to find a leader.
Ten people looked at me and looked at you, and finally pushed out a young man as everyone expected, "Master Hui, if it is not very complicated, I will give it a try."
"Listen. Cough." Li Ben cleared his throat.
“Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da The next moon is given to you, let the sun rise for you every day. Become a candle and burn yourself, just to illuminate you, dedicate everything to you as long as you like, you make me every tomorrow meaningful, life Although I love you, I will never! Leave! Don’t! Abandon! You are my little apple…………………”
☆、Chapter 84, Volume [-]
"Master, drink some tribute honey to soothe your throat." Zhao Ya brought a bowl of honey water to Li Ben graciously.
"Uh...cough cough cough...uh..." Li Ben took the honey water and drank it down in one gulp, his throat became much smoother. "You...you...you are so mad at me, which physical education teacher taught the music...I sang it more than 40 times...and I still can't compose a song...are you playing with me..." Li Ben pointed at ten worried brows The restless musician turned around and threw the bowl to Zhao Ya, "One more bowl, I have to sing..."
Zhao Ya Pi Dian Pi Dian carried the bowl into the hall to pour honey water.
After a while, a eunuch came from behind with a washbasin in his hand.
"Master, are these enough?" Zhao Ya pushed the little eunuch in front of him like offering a treasure, and pointed to the washbasin.
"Enough enough..." Li Ben cleared his throat without even daring to look at the washbasin. "You are my little apple..."
"My lord, do you think this is feasible?" The young musicians showed the results of everyone's collective efforts.
Li Ben took over the sheet music with ink stains that hadn't been wiped off, wow, it's beautifully written, with circles and circles, every day and every year
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