The villains I wrote to death are all reborn
Chapter 3 was originally a calm cultivation chapter, but now it has become like this.
Destroying a place by a place is a complete villain.
So Ye Fan was very worried about himself. If the story he told didn't suit his appetite, he would throw him away to feed the fish. Where would he cry then?
He thought for a while and decided to make up one by himself. He originally wanted to use the Western Lucifer as the pig's foot in the story, but later he felt that Western things are not rare, so he simply thought of one.
What he used was the brain hole that he wanted to write but didn't have time to write. After perfecting it, he silently recited it in his heart, and when he felt that it was almost done, he straightened his hair and went to the inner courtyard.
A general sect has an inner courtyard and an outer courtyard. The inner courtyard is the activity area for official disciples, and the outer courtyard is the activity area for outer disciples and handyman disciples.
Of course, there is also the inner courtyard inside the inner courtyard, which is a place for some dignitaries to live. The life of the disciples is not as bad as imagined. There are everything in it, hawkers, shops, businesses, everything you need.
Because the Devil Realm is relatively independent, it has long had a source of income, and its consumption is relatively high. Most people can't afford better things.
It's almost time, Ye Fan stopped looking around, and was brought into the inner courtyard by the elder in charge, where everything that the storyteller has had already been prepared, and a stage was set up, just like a singer, with a backstage .
Of course it wasn't just for him alone. He has sung two plays just now, and he is as popular in ancient theaters as modern singers, and storytelling is as popular as modern novels.
After all, there was very little entertainment at that time. The children in the world were busy enduring hardships, and the demon cultivators were busy cultivating. Occasionally, they needed to relax when they were nervous.
He just put on some powder, whitened his tanned face and was about to go up, but the steward suddenly stopped him, "Why are you going up, you look so ugly."
Ye Fan was taken aback, "Didn't you let me tell a story?"
"Yeah, you can just say it here, and I didn't let you go up." The steward stepped aside, revealing a figure behind him. It was a handsome young man with a folding fan in his hand, wearing a storybook The gentleman's clothes look more serious than his.
Ye Fan understood, it turned out that he was asked to dub, hypothetically, just like a modern star lip-syncing, with the appearance of a vase, but no real skills, but the good looks of the parents are the capital, this is an unfortunate fact.
All powerful people are angels with broken wings.
But if he is behind, he won't be nervous if he can't see the villains in front, maybe he can say better.
"Just dub it, it's none of my business if it's broken."
It is said that the most popular thing in ancient dramas now is to pull him out and kill him with a stick, and give him a lot of fame.
Now if you want to give it to him, you will not give it to him. If it is good, he can also get some soup, and life is considered delicious.
The pretty little brother walked onto the stage, tapped the folding fan, and pretended to be decent. Although he hadn't rehearsed, the two of them cooperated well.
Ye Fan moved a bench and looked into the mirror and shouted loudly, "A long time ago, there was a child whose father didn't love his mother and didn't love him at the wrong time. On the day he was born, there was a flood, and when he was one year old, there was a baby brother who competed for favor. , and a bunch of housework to do."
He was afraid that people would not understand modern Chinese, so he deliberately added a few words so that they looked similar when put together.
"When the child was ten years old, the parents finally made a decision. They were poor and could not support two children, so they chose to give up one.
Unfortunately, abandonment is the child who was abandoned, oh, because he was abandoned, so he gave himself a name called abandonment, and he wanted to remind himself that he was abandoned.
Abandoning a ten-year-old doll led a very hard life, with no food or drink, people watched him downcast coldly and mercilessly, and the world was full of malice towards him.
He thought, 'The world has abandoned me, and I will abandon the world. '
There is only hatred and resentment in his heart, and he suffers from hunger and beatings every day. Finally, one day, he has had enough and vowed to take revenge, so that all those who insulted him will be punished.
His powerful resentment awakened the spirit of resentment, and the inner demon slowly woke up. He asked Qi Qi, 'Do you want revenge? '
'think. ' Abandon the answer without hesitation.
'Well, if you want to drag everyone to hell, you have to go to hell yourself first. 'The devil has dragged the renunciation down to hell.
Abandoning everything, his identity, his name, from that day on, he was a demon, doing evil together with the great demon, murdering and arson, and doing all kinds of evil things.
The more people he kills, the higher his cultivation level, and finally one day, he sits on the supreme throne, but he is not happy, his whole life is spent in pain and revenge, never a day is for himself passed.
The world is old, the sea is dry and the stone is rotten. Only then did he realize that it was not his parents, brothers, or partner who accompanied him, but the demons in his heart.
He was there when he was suffering, he was there when he was poor, he was still there when he was rich, and he was still there when he was strong, and his inner demons accompanied him through the ends of the world.
He was suddenly curious, 'Demon, are you a man or a woman? '
The demon hesitated and said, "The demon has no gender and no body. I will be what the most perfect me is in your heart." '
'But you were obviously a girl when you were young, why did you become a man when you grew up? '
'Because when you were a child you thought I was a girl, now you think I'm a boy. '
'Why is this so? '
'Because when you were young, you wanted a sister who smiled sweetly, and a mother who loved you, and when you grew up, you wanted a daughter-in-law and a friend who fought side by side, so I became a man. '
Knowing the truth, She Qi was surprised, he pretended not to understand and was confused, "Who are you?"
The demon also pretended to be confused, "I am the demon."
"I obviously didn't speak, how could you hear me?"
"I'm in your heart, I know what you think."
"Then how can I see you?"
"Look with your heart, I am in your heart."
This conversation was said when they first met. Thinking about it now, what he wants is not in his heart.
Look with your heart, I am in your heart...
This sentence has a very heavy meaning, but he couldn't tell it apart when he was young. "
Snapped!
As soon as Xingmu knocked, this bloody and vulgar story ended. He completely strayed from the topic at the end of the compilation, and just said it casually. He didn't know if he said it well, but he still had to finish what had to be done.
"Foretelling what will happen next, please listen to the breakdown below!"
This sentence is said by every storyteller, and he said it smoothly.
In fact, the plot is probably over. He talked too fast, and no one called to stop, so a little story was told in minutes, and the next article will be next time.
☆, can not stare
After a while of awkward silence, there was warm applause. Ye Fan's speech was in place, because he thought of it himself, and there were pictures in his mind. What he said was so vivid that it seemed to be true.
It seems that everyone is not too interested in the male-to-female demon king who can attack and defend, but no one wonders why there is no heroine?
Maybe they are also curious, but they are too thin-skinned and embarrassed.
To be honest, he was also surprised to receive so much applause, and his old face turned red.
In addition to applause, there are also rewards. The first time he received a reward, he was very excited, just like the first time someone threw mines at him in Jinjiang. I still remember that his first mine was thrown by himself Yes, it’s a bit embarrassing to say it. At that time, he was stunned, didn’t understand anything, and was lazy to explore. He even pretended to be a passer-by recommending his own text in the text of the tweet, but the vest was exposed, so embarrassing. Don’t want it.
Now he is also a fan. Although he said very little, he is a little angel who has a few chapters to leave a message. Don't be too warm.
Of course, the little angels disappeared after a few days (;`O)o, how about forever?
But to be honest, I haven’t updated the article for a long time, and I will update a chapter today no matter what.
Because the effect of the book he said is not bad, it is a good art to kill time, so the manager no longer arranges him to do tasks, and the arrangements for food and housing are also appropriate. This is still very easy for Ye Fan. He is a novel writer, and the stories in his mind can circle the earth three times.
He is a writer of novels. When he is free, he has no worries about food and drink, and immediately starts thinking about the articles on the Internet. After all, he has been writing for a long time, and he has feelings. The stories in his mind are piled up after a few days. It's a mess.
Ye Fan tidied it up. "The Male Protagonist Kills the Quartet" is about the male protagonist killing all the way. The Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha, and the devil blocks and kills the devil.
Just like ordinary comprehension novels, where is the pig's foot so unlucky, either the father or the mother died, which made everyone resentful and sought revenge on him.
So this article can also be called "The Male Master Shouts and Beats". The story develops to the point where the male protagonist goes to Beihai to fetch the tears of the little dragon girl.
In order to get the tears of the dragon girl, he pretended to be a dragon with dragon blood, sneaked into the Dragon Palace, and relied on the dragon blood to find the dragon girl in the vast crowd. Because the dragon blood was not ordinary dragon blood, but the blood of the dragon girl's mother, so he was very happy. It is easy to feel where the dragon girl is going, and the contact is relatively simple.
Dragon Girl is a simple woman, so simple that she doesn't know the difference between dragon and snake, and doesn't know an inch of the way. If you say it nicely, it's called simple, but if you say it badly, it's called stupid.
Pig's feet are very scheming, he didn't show up immediately, but hid in the dark, waiting for an opportunity.
And then...then there is nothing, the chapter has been written, and some rhetorical techniques and appearances have been added, plus the scenery along the way, and a poem has been improvised, wasting a lot of pen and ink to finally write these three thousand words After writing, [-] words are a little red flower, and after writing this paragraph, I will be lazy and move again.
He scrolled down to the bottom, and there was a book review section at the bottom, where some little angels would leave messages.
"To kill obsessive-compulsive disorder, it's all typos! There's no distinction between 'get' and 'get'."
"..." I thought I could get comfort, but I didn't expect...
He quickly retreated to that chapter to catch a few bugs, and then left a message for the comrade with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
"Still alive? I corrected the typo."
Scroll down and there are some non-nutritious messages such as sprinkle flowers, come on, etc., which are disappointing enough. He still remembers clicking on an article and suddenly seeing so many messages, his hands are shaking with excitement, fart Just clicked open, damn it, it's all in there. . . . . . .
it is this. . . . . .
This thing is just a series of periods. . . . . .
He scrolled down again, and found a relatively long message with piercing eyes.
Netizen Xixi failed, "It can be seen at a glance that the poem in the article is actually a seven-figure number."
Ye Fan was shot in the chest with an arrow, "...you are ruthless! I was hit by you." The current readers are so powerful that they can tell at a glance.
There is also a comment below, which was written a few days ago, and it is also the failure of the netizen Xixi, "Is the author doing the same as what is written in the article, and the underwear is also taken out for washing?"
"...Fuck, it's revealed again." This failure of the West is really eye-catching, and such small details were discovered by him.
In fact, many authors will add their own personality, certain habits, or interesting things that have happened to pig feet or supporting characters. This problem is common to almost every author, and of course it cannot be changed, and there is no need to change it.
"I'm proud that I don't wash my underwear." He replied to the failure of the West, hoping that it will not cause public outrage.
After leaving a few messages in total, he became bored again, and began to refresh the data over and over again, becoming ambitious.
"If I'm so free and hard working now, I might be able to update three articles a day, or should I not open one?" Will send him a blade begging him to commit suicide.
"Forget it, don't overwhelm yourself with too many pits." After thinking about it, he was still planning to dig another pit.
This pit is a text that I wanted to open a long time ago but never had time to open.
The name is "Monster Breeder Survival Manual"
The introduction is like this; the breeder's survival manual, remember three points, if you want to kiss me, I will close my eyes and continue, if I want to touch me, I will lie down and pretend to be dead, if I want to fuck me, I will open my legs and wait.
When he was made hard, he touched his tail, and immediately softened up.
The following is the official text...
When we met for the first time, it was thin and small, and it was the weakest one in the whole litter, and was ostracized. When we met again, it was already the biggest one in the whole litter, eating its parents and brothers.
This brain hole mainly talks about a monster who was loved by no one since he was a child, and was thrown out by his parents. He became a dying experiment and was stuffed into his arms by a breeder...
Wait..., monsters and breeders?
Beast, breeder!
Ye Fan suddenly realized that although he was incapable of literature and martial arts, except that he was a weak storyteller and lazy enough to persist in cultivating demons, there was one thing that allowed him to have demonic energy without practicing, that is, dancing with wild beasts, contract A high-level monster.
But the contracted monsters also want the monsters to look at them. He has high vision, and he is not willing to contract except for high-level monsters. Otherwise, if the contract is weak, he will be killed in minutes, and his life will be ruined.
You must know that after the contract, people and monsters share the cultivation base and lifespan, and they cannot live alone, so a high-level monster must be selected.
But how could a high-level monster be attracted to such a weakling like him?
No, no, no, there is actually a suitable candidate.
The best luck in this world is the pig's feet, and the second is the villain, because the villain is always against the pig's feet, he must have good luck, otherwise he will be killed by the pig's feet every minute, and he will not be able to jump for such a long time, of course For Ye Fan, the pig's feet are hopeless, but the villain still has a chance.
The reason why Ji Shang didn't come to Zhujiao to settle accounts during this period is firstly because of his one-year agreement with Zhujiao, and secondly because he is very busy. As he gets older, his monster side becomes more and more serious. Strong, even stronger than the human side, he can't help but transform at night and do evil everywhere.
Because the mother covered the sky with one hand, the matter hadn't become a big deal, and no one else knew about it, and it would not be exposed until a long time later.
At this time, Ji Shang would be led by his mother to do evil in the animal garden, and he could hear the heart-piercing cries of other monsters from a long distance away, obviously he had eaten a lot of monsters.
If you can make a contract with him before he transforms at dawn, maybe you can really stand at the top of the world and be proud of the world.
Of course, this requires courage. Although Ji Shang was the weakest when transforming, he was not an ordinary person. What if a stare came over and stared him to death?
This is not unfounded, between a master and a low hand, it is true that one look can kill the opponent, so demon cultivators generally do not stare at others, because whoever stares is pregnant!
☆、There are fish in the North
Ye Fan thought about the success rate, and felt that although it was a bit risky, it was worth the risk, otherwise he would be a storyteller for the rest of his life, stepping on anyone who didn't go his way, without any freedom at all.
If you think about it carefully, it is actually feasible. After all, he created this world, and he also made up the high-level contract technique. Most people can’t get it, so it’s easy for him. In addition, when the cock crows, Ji When Shang transforms, he is the weakest at this time, and there is a 50.00% chance that the contract will be successful. After all, he is an ordinary person, and his spiritual sense is not strong enough. .
Of course, you have to prepare in advance, and you need to spend some time getting familiar with the high-level contract technique, and by the way, strengthen your divine sense.
Spiritual thoughts are a kind of consciousness. Ye Fan has consciousness but no spiritual thoughts. At the beginning, he was busy every day and had no time to practice at all. In addition, practice tempered his temper. He might not succeed after entering the door hundreds of times. He soon became impatient. , and ran to write again.
This time is different, the only chance of success is in front of him, if he doesn't work hard, is he still a man?
He made up his mind, began to bathe and burn incense, let himself calm down, and practiced honestly, but he encountered another problem. Due to the high-level contract technique that was casually spoken at that time, the whole painting was full of blood. The wind is like this.
"I would like to make an equal contract with you. In the future, we will enter and exit together, share the life of cultivation base, and live and die together."
It's like a wedding vow, and it's also a scumbag. The key point is that he has to say it over and over again. People with too low a smile can't bear it anymore, and they laugh like dogs every minute.
Of course, such embarrassment is also rewarded. After a few days, he finally felt a little different, such as his eyesight improved, he could see farther than before, he was not so tired, and he felt refreshed even after a busy day. Can't get it out.
The high-level contract technique is indeed a high-level technique, and the others cannot be practiced. This is so simple, it is finally a bit of an achievement.
He is very happy, and he will work harder when he has worked hard. He has worked overtime, and he can't even take care of the text. He also tries to explain the story as simple as possible.
"I heard that the Dragon Snake family is obscene in nature, they like the sun, mountains, water, and turtles the most, and they don't even spare pigs.
As one of the five great beasts, Soaring Snake is a close relative of the dragon, but the dragon is obscene, he is aloof, and he hasn't shown signs of messing around yet.
one day……"
He talked a lot, and people finally noticed that there seemed to be something wrong with his pig feet. Why are they all men?
Of course, most of the people remained silent because they said too many mistakes and seemed uneducated.
Sometimes I will automatically make up my mind, maybe a certain pig's foot is a woman?Because Ye Fan didn't take the initiative to say who is male and who is female.
Recently, in the rainy season, the tick-tock outside made the disturbing people unable to calm down, so they simply turned on the system code.
He originally planned to start a new article, but after thinking about contracting high-level monsters, he forgot about it.
It was a whim at first, but now he is no longer interested, but he thought of a new idea.
"21 Seconds of Memory"
You are a goldfish with a memory of only 21 seconds. Since you have become a master, you have a memory of 24 hours to be precise, so you should develop the habit of diary every day.
You have a boyfriend who always wants to touch your ass.
Although you are shorter than him, not as handsome as him, and you can't beat him, but you are the attacker, and he is the receiver, so remember not to be touched by him.
This is a cute short story with only about [-] words, so it’s okay to pass the time and write it.
Because of the effect of the high-level contract technique, his hands and feet became more and more agile, and his mind became clearer, and he finished a short story of [-] words in minutes.
The opening chapter must be vulgar and fixed a few.
For example, the flowers bloom in March, and the branches are dyed in spring.
For another example, it is the time when the flowers bloom in a year.
This has become his fixed pattern, but the opening must be like this, just like the signature of the painter, the store stamp on the facade, it is a sign, the next time you see such an opening, the first thing the reader thinks of is, Fuck, is this author again?
Of course, this small detail has not been discovered until now. Ye Fan is somewhat sad. He can only comfort himself that he wrote too little, and if he writes more, he will be discovered.
After he finished writing the [-]-word cute short story, he distracted himself to do other things, because today he was going out to find the transformed Ji Shang, he was a little uneasy, so he tried his best not to be nervous, and found some things to do. Heart.
Although left and right, time is still as fast as soap in hand, slipping away accidentally.
It's almost early morning, when the big rooster is shaking and ready to crow.
Because Ji Shang became very destructive, all the big trees and buildings along the road were destroyed by him, and he would make a sound similar to the sound of a dolphin, which could be heard if he was close, so it was easy for Ye Fan I found his trace.
In order to be fully prepared, he deliberately spent some time adding a thousand words, and modified Ji Shang's status on the v text, so that he could know his whereabouts and lure his mother away, otherwise let alone get close to Ji Shang , even his mother can conceive him in minutes.
The timing is just right, Ji Shang is coming back in form, because he can't write about his own situation, so he can't write about the success of his contract, so whether this move can be done depends entirely on God's will.
It's almost there, I can't wait any longer.
The cock crowed, and Ji Shang's incarnate monster ran into the woods with a big belly.
Apparently the shapeshifting was painful for him.
Turned into a monster, he has a huge figure and is a famous figure in myths and stories. There is a fish in the north, its name is Kun, and it turns into a bird, its name is Peng.
In other words, he is a kind of flying fish called Kunpeng. In the myth, he neither sings nor eats. Of course, that is just a setting in the myth. The myth is actually made up by people in the past and is not real. It is the same thing as a fictional creature.
Because there are not many mythological records, many shapes and abilities are based on his own imagination. Not singing or eating is a bit unsuitable for villains, so he added a little something, such as the sound of a dolphin, which is transmitted by sound waves. It's not as big as it is in the myth, and the entire God and Demon Sect will be wiped out in a matter of thousands of miles.
The current Ji Shang is still too weak, only about a few feet long, and his figure is also very large. If he hadn't been covered by his mother, he would have been discovered long ago.
Ji Shang's transformation started, because the transformation is from the body to the outside, and the bones migrate, so he is in pain. If he can't bear it, he will make a dolphin sound, which is mysterious, powerful and pleasant.
If he hadn't practiced the high-level contract technique, Ye Fan would have been wiped out in minutes.
As he was getting closer, the little Kunpeng in Ji Shang's incarnation seemed to have noticed him, his blood-red eyes were wide open, staring at him firmly.
Ye Fan was somewhat guilty, but fortunately he was not pregnant.
Time waits for no one, he started to act, stretched out clean five fingers, and said the old-fashioned line like an oath, "I would like to make an equal contract with you, and we will enter and exit together in the future, share the life of cultivation base, life and death ,contract!"
He almost yelled the last sentence, but it was obviously useless for birds, and even angered Ji Shang. The fellow moved his huge body in pain, and with a sweep of his wings, he knocked off the surrounding trees. Vatican fell down.
He took a step back in shock. After all, he had never really experienced such a scene. He almost peed in fear, his legs and feet became weak, and finally sat down on the ground.
"Then what, I'm passing by to make soy sauce, you take the money, don't hurt me!"
☆、Are you dead?
Transformed into a beast, the villain, whose mind is full of destruction, of course couldn't listen, he moved his body with great difficulty, approaching step by step.
Ye Fan was very nervous, and even stuttered when speaking, "I... I would like to make an equal contract with you, and we will enter and exit together in the future, sharing... the life span of cultivation base... ah!"
The villain made a move, scaring him to pee.
Although he didn't do anything to him, but he has no ability now. The only life-saver is the high-level contract formula, but there is only one contract, and you can't make a contract casually.So he only practiced it when he was alone, and never used it in practice.Moreover, this was the first time he saw the transformed villain. The huge body gave him unparalleled pressure, and he was almost disillusioned every minute, and he couldn't speak fluently.
Of course, his formula didn't work, maybe it worked, but Kunpeng easily broke free.
After all, he is a veteran, born in this era, with excellent blood, and his cultivation speed is increasing. He is also a genius among the younger generation. Those who are proficient in spells cannot be proficient. If they are not on the verge of pain, they will kill Ye Fan in minutes. .
"I would like to make an equal contract with you. In the future, we will enter and exit together, share the life of cultivation base, and live and die together, contract!" Ye Fan changed his hand, closed his eyes, and recited the formula wholeheartedly, imagining Ji Shang's current appearance .
After all, he is also a novelist, and he is very familiar with the laws of the world. In his world, success can only be achieved with dedication and seriousness.
Just now he was too distracted, he only thought about how much benefit he could get after the contract, flying into the sea or something, but he never thought that he could bring any benefit to Ji Shang. His heart has it all.
Ji Shang's blood is half human and half demon. Because the blood of the demon is too strong, he can't control his body, transforms into a beast, and his heart is completely replaced by wild. Only killing can save him.
Kunpeng is an ancient fierce beast. Although there is no detailed record in the ancient texts, he is the biggest in Ye Fan's texts. Whatever he wants to write, this world is what it is.
His setting is that Kunpeng is a descendant of Phoenix, and later crossed with other fierce beasts, so Kunpeng was born. Kunpeng was born with thunder and rain, and was regarded as unknown and vilified in every way. Although Kunpeng has a big body, he has a small brain and a sharp heart. A person who hates human beings when he can't think about it. In the future, whenever he sees human beings, he will be ironic and embarrassing in every possible way. He thinks that his blood is superior to others, and looks down on human beings from the bottom of his heart. This kind of thinking has been passed down from generation to generation. He has a deep sense of superiority, and the pig's feet can't see him, so the hatred between the two is getting higher and higher, and finally they can't live together.
So Ji Shang, who turned into Kunpeng, must feel in his heart that he is unparalleled, the most handsome, the most beautiful, and the strongest.
Ye Fan did what he liked, and communicated with him with his spiritual thoughts, "I always heard people say that the Kun is so big, I don't know how many miles it is. Incarnate as a Peng, and the back of the Peng, I don't know how many miles it is. Flying in anger, its Its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky. It is a bird, and the sea will migrate to Nanming. The Nanming is also Tianchi. I always thought that the ancient books were all lies, but I didn’t expect it to be true.”
When Kunpeng was praised, he was in a beautiful mood. He immediately let go of his old hatred and decided to listen to what the human beings with fish lips had to say?
"There is also a saying that Kunpeng is a golden roc with great wings from India. I don't think the golden roc with great wings is your opponent."
Ye Fan boasted ruthlessly, Kunpeng is getting more and more beautiful, and seeing small humans is much more pleasing to the eye.
"Kunpeng is an ancient fierce beast. It can blow away the Jinpeng big-winged bird, and what the hell is the Jinpeng big-winged bird. It has such an ugly name. It can't be compared to Kunpeng. It is low-key, luxurious and has connotations, and it looks tall."
Kunpeng twisted his tail, his heart was so beautiful, and he stopped attacking Ye Fan, but had a little affection for him.
"So Mr. Kunpeng, who is noble in blood and broad-minded, would you like to make an equal contract with me, one hundred boast a day, go to the kitchen, go to the hall, and tell stories, buy one get one free, absolutely worth it(;`O )o”
When the Kunpeng little villain heard that he wanted a contract again, he immediately turned his face against him, and sprayed a string of fire pillars from his nostrils, teaching humans a little lesson.
Human beings understand that this guy only wants to gain benefits and doesn't want to suffer losses, so the sky is getting brighter and his changes are getting bigger and bigger. His huge body is more than a little smaller, and after so long, his strength is getting smaller and smaller In the end, it was almost comparable to normal people, so Ye Fan had no choice but to take advantage of the danger.
"I would like to make an equal contract with you. In the future, we will enter and exit together, share the life of cultivation base, live and die together, never leave, never leave, contract!"
This time he finally felt a little strange, it seemed that another person's thoughts were faintly conveyed to him. This feeling was very strange, as if he could see through a person.
He could feel a purely curious life form avoiding him, but couldn't help but come up to take a look, what is it, how did it get in?
Here I have to say that the villain's IQ has been pulled offline again. He was not online at first, and became even more stupid after being dominated by the blood of the fierce beast. This is also thanks to the blood of the fierce beast Kunpeng.
Kunpeng is an ancient ferocious beast with great power and noble blood. Ordinary people are no match for him, so he only has three things to do in this world, eating, sleeping, and beating Doudou. The infinite cycle is endless. He lives leisurely, but his brain is not very developed. Because he doesn't need to use his brain at all, just use force, and whoever provokes him will be unable to eat it, so this big man's IQ is a bit low, and Ji Shang's IQ, who has become Kunpeng, has also plummeted. Eating, sleeping, playing Doudou, infinite loop a hundred times.
He does evil everywhere when he is interested, and he doesn't eat every day, and sometimes he will make things difficult for others when he is idle. Sleep on the surface.
So in fact, the current Ji Shang is very easy to deceive, with a negative IQ, and if he praises the rhythm of walking with him every minute, he has already signed half of the contract by flickering.
He continued to work hard, "I would like to make an equal contract with you. In the future, we will enter and exit together, share the life span of cultivation, follow life and death, never leave, never leave, contract!"
Maybe because he mastered the skills, the contract was more successful this time, and he signed the contract almost immediately, but although Ji Shang became stupid, he still had a little IQ. The point is, one arm has turned into a human shape, and half of the body is struggling to change back. The appearance is unexpectedly pitiful, and Ye Fan feels a little distressed. After all, it is a character in his pen, just like his own son, every stroke and every painting They are all portrayed by him, and the key is for readers to accept them. Unexpectedly hard work, it seems reasonable to not bear it.
It’s just that the contract has been more than halfway through, and it’s a pity not to continue, Ye Fan gritted his teeth and put in his last effort, “I would like to make an equal contract with you, to enter and exit together in the future, to share the life span of cultivation base, to live and die together, Never give up, from now on, what is mine is yours, and what is yours is mine, contract!"
An invisible ray of light seemed to illuminate the hearts of the two of them, leading them to attract each other, and finally connecting their souls. The contract finally succeeded. While he was benefiting, he also unexpectedly got a memory, which belonged to Ji Shang. Unfortunately, only Kunpeng Jishang after transformation.
Ji Shang has two sides, one side belongs to human beings, her parents are in high positions, she was spoiled since she was a child, she wants the stars to get the stars, and the moon to have the moon, she has never been frustrated, and she is also very competitive. Some people are courteous, and they are still the sons of luck. They are protected by the heavens, and one of the benefits is that they can't be killed no matter what they do. The vitality is so strong that they can be reborn from a drop of blood.
Of course, this is because of the Kunpeng bloodline, but the Kunpeng bloodline is still in his body after all, and after a long time he will be a little different from ordinary people.
The other side is the Kunpeng bloodline. Because Kunpeng is too powerful, it is difficult to have children. It is difficult to have a baby. His father is not his own. As soon as he dies, Da Kunpeng immediately drags his family to avenge him. This is a typical example of beating off the younger ones and bringing in the older ones. Of course, this is why Ji Shangming is so big.
Ji Shang, who transformed into Kunpeng, is the same as ordinary Kunpeng. The righteousness of life is to eat, sleep and beat Doudou, especially every time he feels the huge power in his body, he is more unscrupulous, so at this time he is more childish, doing whatever he wants, depending on his mood .
Being cheated by Ye Fan seems to be expected, after all, no one knows him better than Ye Fan.
After the contract was successful, Ji Shang's aura became weaker, almost inferior to ordinary people. On the contrary, it was Ye Fan who experienced the feeling of energy everywhere in his body for the first time. trembling.
He was immersed in this kind of joy, and couldn't wait to go out and try it out. Besides, the contract was successful, and Ji Shang had nothing to do with him. There are many rules in an equal contract, and one of them is that if you punch me, you will also be injured. It is unfair. Contract, Ji Shang, who has become a human, is so smart, so naturally he wouldn't do such a stupid thing.
So Ye Fan ran away, and stopped after running for a while. He heard a groan behind him. The sound was not loud, but it was very clear.
Ye Fan looked back, and Ji Shang seemed to be soaked in water, shrinking back in pain, looking indescribably embarrassed.
Because the contract was made just now, and the contracted person is a mortal, at least half of his mana was taken away. He was weak during the transformation and needed mana support, and lost half of it all at once. Even if he is as strong as Ji Shang, he can't bear it. His face was as white as snow.
I don't know why Ye Fan's body feels like it's being burned by fire, and it hurts everywhere, and it's very uncomfortable. After thinking about it for a while, he realized that the equal contract should have worked.
After all, one of the allies was injured ten points, and he had to bear three points. Now Ye Fan only suffered three points, which is a bit unbearable, let alone bear
So Ye Fan was very worried about himself. If the story he told didn't suit his appetite, he would throw him away to feed the fish. Where would he cry then?
He thought for a while and decided to make up one by himself. He originally wanted to use the Western Lucifer as the pig's foot in the story, but later he felt that Western things are not rare, so he simply thought of one.
What he used was the brain hole that he wanted to write but didn't have time to write. After perfecting it, he silently recited it in his heart, and when he felt that it was almost done, he straightened his hair and went to the inner courtyard.
A general sect has an inner courtyard and an outer courtyard. The inner courtyard is the activity area for official disciples, and the outer courtyard is the activity area for outer disciples and handyman disciples.
Of course, there is also the inner courtyard inside the inner courtyard, which is a place for some dignitaries to live. The life of the disciples is not as bad as imagined. There are everything in it, hawkers, shops, businesses, everything you need.
Because the Devil Realm is relatively independent, it has long had a source of income, and its consumption is relatively high. Most people can't afford better things.
It's almost time, Ye Fan stopped looking around, and was brought into the inner courtyard by the elder in charge, where everything that the storyteller has had already been prepared, and a stage was set up, just like a singer, with a backstage .
Of course it wasn't just for him alone. He has sung two plays just now, and he is as popular in ancient theaters as modern singers, and storytelling is as popular as modern novels.
After all, there was very little entertainment at that time. The children in the world were busy enduring hardships, and the demon cultivators were busy cultivating. Occasionally, they needed to relax when they were nervous.
He just put on some powder, whitened his tanned face and was about to go up, but the steward suddenly stopped him, "Why are you going up, you look so ugly."
Ye Fan was taken aback, "Didn't you let me tell a story?"
"Yeah, you can just say it here, and I didn't let you go up." The steward stepped aside, revealing a figure behind him. It was a handsome young man with a folding fan in his hand, wearing a storybook The gentleman's clothes look more serious than his.
Ye Fan understood, it turned out that he was asked to dub, hypothetically, just like a modern star lip-syncing, with the appearance of a vase, but no real skills, but the good looks of the parents are the capital, this is an unfortunate fact.
All powerful people are angels with broken wings.
But if he is behind, he won't be nervous if he can't see the villains in front, maybe he can say better.
"Just dub it, it's none of my business if it's broken."
It is said that the most popular thing in ancient dramas now is to pull him out and kill him with a stick, and give him a lot of fame.
Now if you want to give it to him, you will not give it to him. If it is good, he can also get some soup, and life is considered delicious.
The pretty little brother walked onto the stage, tapped the folding fan, and pretended to be decent. Although he hadn't rehearsed, the two of them cooperated well.
Ye Fan moved a bench and looked into the mirror and shouted loudly, "A long time ago, there was a child whose father didn't love his mother and didn't love him at the wrong time. On the day he was born, there was a flood, and when he was one year old, there was a baby brother who competed for favor. , and a bunch of housework to do."
He was afraid that people would not understand modern Chinese, so he deliberately added a few words so that they looked similar when put together.
"When the child was ten years old, the parents finally made a decision. They were poor and could not support two children, so they chose to give up one.
Unfortunately, abandonment is the child who was abandoned, oh, because he was abandoned, so he gave himself a name called abandonment, and he wanted to remind himself that he was abandoned.
Abandoning a ten-year-old doll led a very hard life, with no food or drink, people watched him downcast coldly and mercilessly, and the world was full of malice towards him.
He thought, 'The world has abandoned me, and I will abandon the world. '
There is only hatred and resentment in his heart, and he suffers from hunger and beatings every day. Finally, one day, he has had enough and vowed to take revenge, so that all those who insulted him will be punished.
His powerful resentment awakened the spirit of resentment, and the inner demon slowly woke up. He asked Qi Qi, 'Do you want revenge? '
'think. ' Abandon the answer without hesitation.
'Well, if you want to drag everyone to hell, you have to go to hell yourself first. 'The devil has dragged the renunciation down to hell.
Abandoning everything, his identity, his name, from that day on, he was a demon, doing evil together with the great demon, murdering and arson, and doing all kinds of evil things.
The more people he kills, the higher his cultivation level, and finally one day, he sits on the supreme throne, but he is not happy, his whole life is spent in pain and revenge, never a day is for himself passed.
The world is old, the sea is dry and the stone is rotten. Only then did he realize that it was not his parents, brothers, or partner who accompanied him, but the demons in his heart.
He was there when he was suffering, he was there when he was poor, he was still there when he was rich, and he was still there when he was strong, and his inner demons accompanied him through the ends of the world.
He was suddenly curious, 'Demon, are you a man or a woman? '
The demon hesitated and said, "The demon has no gender and no body. I will be what the most perfect me is in your heart." '
'But you were obviously a girl when you were young, why did you become a man when you grew up? '
'Because when you were a child you thought I was a girl, now you think I'm a boy. '
'Why is this so? '
'Because when you were young, you wanted a sister who smiled sweetly, and a mother who loved you, and when you grew up, you wanted a daughter-in-law and a friend who fought side by side, so I became a man. '
Knowing the truth, She Qi was surprised, he pretended not to understand and was confused, "Who are you?"
The demon also pretended to be confused, "I am the demon."
"I obviously didn't speak, how could you hear me?"
"I'm in your heart, I know what you think."
"Then how can I see you?"
"Look with your heart, I am in your heart."
This conversation was said when they first met. Thinking about it now, what he wants is not in his heart.
Look with your heart, I am in your heart...
This sentence has a very heavy meaning, but he couldn't tell it apart when he was young. "
Snapped!
As soon as Xingmu knocked, this bloody and vulgar story ended. He completely strayed from the topic at the end of the compilation, and just said it casually. He didn't know if he said it well, but he still had to finish what had to be done.
"Foretelling what will happen next, please listen to the breakdown below!"
This sentence is said by every storyteller, and he said it smoothly.
In fact, the plot is probably over. He talked too fast, and no one called to stop, so a little story was told in minutes, and the next article will be next time.
☆, can not stare
After a while of awkward silence, there was warm applause. Ye Fan's speech was in place, because he thought of it himself, and there were pictures in his mind. What he said was so vivid that it seemed to be true.
It seems that everyone is not too interested in the male-to-female demon king who can attack and defend, but no one wonders why there is no heroine?
Maybe they are also curious, but they are too thin-skinned and embarrassed.
To be honest, he was also surprised to receive so much applause, and his old face turned red.
In addition to applause, there are also rewards. The first time he received a reward, he was very excited, just like the first time someone threw mines at him in Jinjiang. I still remember that his first mine was thrown by himself Yes, it’s a bit embarrassing to say it. At that time, he was stunned, didn’t understand anything, and was lazy to explore. He even pretended to be a passer-by recommending his own text in the text of the tweet, but the vest was exposed, so embarrassing. Don’t want it.
Now he is also a fan. Although he said very little, he is a little angel who has a few chapters to leave a message. Don't be too warm.
Of course, the little angels disappeared after a few days (;`O)o, how about forever?
But to be honest, I haven’t updated the article for a long time, and I will update a chapter today no matter what.
Because the effect of the book he said is not bad, it is a good art to kill time, so the manager no longer arranges him to do tasks, and the arrangements for food and housing are also appropriate. This is still very easy for Ye Fan. He is a novel writer, and the stories in his mind can circle the earth three times.
He is a writer of novels. When he is free, he has no worries about food and drink, and immediately starts thinking about the articles on the Internet. After all, he has been writing for a long time, and he has feelings. The stories in his mind are piled up after a few days. It's a mess.
Ye Fan tidied it up. "The Male Protagonist Kills the Quartet" is about the male protagonist killing all the way. The Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha, and the devil blocks and kills the devil.
Just like ordinary comprehension novels, where is the pig's foot so unlucky, either the father or the mother died, which made everyone resentful and sought revenge on him.
So this article can also be called "The Male Master Shouts and Beats". The story develops to the point where the male protagonist goes to Beihai to fetch the tears of the little dragon girl.
In order to get the tears of the dragon girl, he pretended to be a dragon with dragon blood, sneaked into the Dragon Palace, and relied on the dragon blood to find the dragon girl in the vast crowd. Because the dragon blood was not ordinary dragon blood, but the blood of the dragon girl's mother, so he was very happy. It is easy to feel where the dragon girl is going, and the contact is relatively simple.
Dragon Girl is a simple woman, so simple that she doesn't know the difference between dragon and snake, and doesn't know an inch of the way. If you say it nicely, it's called simple, but if you say it badly, it's called stupid.
Pig's feet are very scheming, he didn't show up immediately, but hid in the dark, waiting for an opportunity.
And then...then there is nothing, the chapter has been written, and some rhetorical techniques and appearances have been added, plus the scenery along the way, and a poem has been improvised, wasting a lot of pen and ink to finally write these three thousand words After writing, [-] words are a little red flower, and after writing this paragraph, I will be lazy and move again.
He scrolled down to the bottom, and there was a book review section at the bottom, where some little angels would leave messages.
"To kill obsessive-compulsive disorder, it's all typos! There's no distinction between 'get' and 'get'."
"..." I thought I could get comfort, but I didn't expect...
He quickly retreated to that chapter to catch a few bugs, and then left a message for the comrade with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
"Still alive? I corrected the typo."
Scroll down and there are some non-nutritious messages such as sprinkle flowers, come on, etc., which are disappointing enough. He still remembers clicking on an article and suddenly seeing so many messages, his hands are shaking with excitement, fart Just clicked open, damn it, it's all in there. . . . . . .
it is this. . . . . .
This thing is just a series of periods. . . . . .
He scrolled down again, and found a relatively long message with piercing eyes.
Netizen Xixi failed, "It can be seen at a glance that the poem in the article is actually a seven-figure number."
Ye Fan was shot in the chest with an arrow, "...you are ruthless! I was hit by you." The current readers are so powerful that they can tell at a glance.
There is also a comment below, which was written a few days ago, and it is also the failure of the netizen Xixi, "Is the author doing the same as what is written in the article, and the underwear is also taken out for washing?"
"...Fuck, it's revealed again." This failure of the West is really eye-catching, and such small details were discovered by him.
In fact, many authors will add their own personality, certain habits, or interesting things that have happened to pig feet or supporting characters. This problem is common to almost every author, and of course it cannot be changed, and there is no need to change it.
"I'm proud that I don't wash my underwear." He replied to the failure of the West, hoping that it will not cause public outrage.
After leaving a few messages in total, he became bored again, and began to refresh the data over and over again, becoming ambitious.
"If I'm so free and hard working now, I might be able to update three articles a day, or should I not open one?" Will send him a blade begging him to commit suicide.
"Forget it, don't overwhelm yourself with too many pits." After thinking about it, he was still planning to dig another pit.
This pit is a text that I wanted to open a long time ago but never had time to open.
The name is "Monster Breeder Survival Manual"
The introduction is like this; the breeder's survival manual, remember three points, if you want to kiss me, I will close my eyes and continue, if I want to touch me, I will lie down and pretend to be dead, if I want to fuck me, I will open my legs and wait.
When he was made hard, he touched his tail, and immediately softened up.
The following is the official text...
When we met for the first time, it was thin and small, and it was the weakest one in the whole litter, and was ostracized. When we met again, it was already the biggest one in the whole litter, eating its parents and brothers.
This brain hole mainly talks about a monster who was loved by no one since he was a child, and was thrown out by his parents. He became a dying experiment and was stuffed into his arms by a breeder...
Wait..., monsters and breeders?
Beast, breeder!
Ye Fan suddenly realized that although he was incapable of literature and martial arts, except that he was a weak storyteller and lazy enough to persist in cultivating demons, there was one thing that allowed him to have demonic energy without practicing, that is, dancing with wild beasts, contract A high-level monster.
But the contracted monsters also want the monsters to look at them. He has high vision, and he is not willing to contract except for high-level monsters. Otherwise, if the contract is weak, he will be killed in minutes, and his life will be ruined.
You must know that after the contract, people and monsters share the cultivation base and lifespan, and they cannot live alone, so a high-level monster must be selected.
But how could a high-level monster be attracted to such a weakling like him?
No, no, no, there is actually a suitable candidate.
The best luck in this world is the pig's feet, and the second is the villain, because the villain is always against the pig's feet, he must have good luck, otherwise he will be killed by the pig's feet every minute, and he will not be able to jump for such a long time, of course For Ye Fan, the pig's feet are hopeless, but the villain still has a chance.
The reason why Ji Shang didn't come to Zhujiao to settle accounts during this period is firstly because of his one-year agreement with Zhujiao, and secondly because he is very busy. As he gets older, his monster side becomes more and more serious. Strong, even stronger than the human side, he can't help but transform at night and do evil everywhere.
Because the mother covered the sky with one hand, the matter hadn't become a big deal, and no one else knew about it, and it would not be exposed until a long time later.
At this time, Ji Shang would be led by his mother to do evil in the animal garden, and he could hear the heart-piercing cries of other monsters from a long distance away, obviously he had eaten a lot of monsters.
If you can make a contract with him before he transforms at dawn, maybe you can really stand at the top of the world and be proud of the world.
Of course, this requires courage. Although Ji Shang was the weakest when transforming, he was not an ordinary person. What if a stare came over and stared him to death?
This is not unfounded, between a master and a low hand, it is true that one look can kill the opponent, so demon cultivators generally do not stare at others, because whoever stares is pregnant!
☆、There are fish in the North
Ye Fan thought about the success rate, and felt that although it was a bit risky, it was worth the risk, otherwise he would be a storyteller for the rest of his life, stepping on anyone who didn't go his way, without any freedom at all.
If you think about it carefully, it is actually feasible. After all, he created this world, and he also made up the high-level contract technique. Most people can’t get it, so it’s easy for him. In addition, when the cock crows, Ji When Shang transforms, he is the weakest at this time, and there is a 50.00% chance that the contract will be successful. After all, he is an ordinary person, and his spiritual sense is not strong enough. .
Of course, you have to prepare in advance, and you need to spend some time getting familiar with the high-level contract technique, and by the way, strengthen your divine sense.
Spiritual thoughts are a kind of consciousness. Ye Fan has consciousness but no spiritual thoughts. At the beginning, he was busy every day and had no time to practice at all. In addition, practice tempered his temper. He might not succeed after entering the door hundreds of times. He soon became impatient. , and ran to write again.
This time is different, the only chance of success is in front of him, if he doesn't work hard, is he still a man?
He made up his mind, began to bathe and burn incense, let himself calm down, and practiced honestly, but he encountered another problem. Due to the high-level contract technique that was casually spoken at that time, the whole painting was full of blood. The wind is like this.
"I would like to make an equal contract with you. In the future, we will enter and exit together, share the life of cultivation base, and live and die together."
It's like a wedding vow, and it's also a scumbag. The key point is that he has to say it over and over again. People with too low a smile can't bear it anymore, and they laugh like dogs every minute.
Of course, such embarrassment is also rewarded. After a few days, he finally felt a little different, such as his eyesight improved, he could see farther than before, he was not so tired, and he felt refreshed even after a busy day. Can't get it out.
The high-level contract technique is indeed a high-level technique, and the others cannot be practiced. This is so simple, it is finally a bit of an achievement.
He is very happy, and he will work harder when he has worked hard. He has worked overtime, and he can't even take care of the text. He also tries to explain the story as simple as possible.
"I heard that the Dragon Snake family is obscene in nature, they like the sun, mountains, water, and turtles the most, and they don't even spare pigs.
As one of the five great beasts, Soaring Snake is a close relative of the dragon, but the dragon is obscene, he is aloof, and he hasn't shown signs of messing around yet.
one day……"
He talked a lot, and people finally noticed that there seemed to be something wrong with his pig feet. Why are they all men?
Of course, most of the people remained silent because they said too many mistakes and seemed uneducated.
Sometimes I will automatically make up my mind, maybe a certain pig's foot is a woman?Because Ye Fan didn't take the initiative to say who is male and who is female.
Recently, in the rainy season, the tick-tock outside made the disturbing people unable to calm down, so they simply turned on the system code.
He originally planned to start a new article, but after thinking about contracting high-level monsters, he forgot about it.
It was a whim at first, but now he is no longer interested, but he thought of a new idea.
"21 Seconds of Memory"
You are a goldfish with a memory of only 21 seconds. Since you have become a master, you have a memory of 24 hours to be precise, so you should develop the habit of diary every day.
You have a boyfriend who always wants to touch your ass.
Although you are shorter than him, not as handsome as him, and you can't beat him, but you are the attacker, and he is the receiver, so remember not to be touched by him.
This is a cute short story with only about [-] words, so it’s okay to pass the time and write it.
Because of the effect of the high-level contract technique, his hands and feet became more and more agile, and his mind became clearer, and he finished a short story of [-] words in minutes.
The opening chapter must be vulgar and fixed a few.
For example, the flowers bloom in March, and the branches are dyed in spring.
For another example, it is the time when the flowers bloom in a year.
This has become his fixed pattern, but the opening must be like this, just like the signature of the painter, the store stamp on the facade, it is a sign, the next time you see such an opening, the first thing the reader thinks of is, Fuck, is this author again?
Of course, this small detail has not been discovered until now. Ye Fan is somewhat sad. He can only comfort himself that he wrote too little, and if he writes more, he will be discovered.
After he finished writing the [-]-word cute short story, he distracted himself to do other things, because today he was going out to find the transformed Ji Shang, he was a little uneasy, so he tried his best not to be nervous, and found some things to do. Heart.
Although left and right, time is still as fast as soap in hand, slipping away accidentally.
It's almost early morning, when the big rooster is shaking and ready to crow.
Because Ji Shang became very destructive, all the big trees and buildings along the road were destroyed by him, and he would make a sound similar to the sound of a dolphin, which could be heard if he was close, so it was easy for Ye Fan I found his trace.
In order to be fully prepared, he deliberately spent some time adding a thousand words, and modified Ji Shang's status on the v text, so that he could know his whereabouts and lure his mother away, otherwise let alone get close to Ji Shang , even his mother can conceive him in minutes.
The timing is just right, Ji Shang is coming back in form, because he can't write about his own situation, so he can't write about the success of his contract, so whether this move can be done depends entirely on God's will.
It's almost there, I can't wait any longer.
The cock crowed, and Ji Shang's incarnate monster ran into the woods with a big belly.
Apparently the shapeshifting was painful for him.
Turned into a monster, he has a huge figure and is a famous figure in myths and stories. There is a fish in the north, its name is Kun, and it turns into a bird, its name is Peng.
In other words, he is a kind of flying fish called Kunpeng. In the myth, he neither sings nor eats. Of course, that is just a setting in the myth. The myth is actually made up by people in the past and is not real. It is the same thing as a fictional creature.
Because there are not many mythological records, many shapes and abilities are based on his own imagination. Not singing or eating is a bit unsuitable for villains, so he added a little something, such as the sound of a dolphin, which is transmitted by sound waves. It's not as big as it is in the myth, and the entire God and Demon Sect will be wiped out in a matter of thousands of miles.
The current Ji Shang is still too weak, only about a few feet long, and his figure is also very large. If he hadn't been covered by his mother, he would have been discovered long ago.
Ji Shang's transformation started, because the transformation is from the body to the outside, and the bones migrate, so he is in pain. If he can't bear it, he will make a dolphin sound, which is mysterious, powerful and pleasant.
If he hadn't practiced the high-level contract technique, Ye Fan would have been wiped out in minutes.
As he was getting closer, the little Kunpeng in Ji Shang's incarnation seemed to have noticed him, his blood-red eyes were wide open, staring at him firmly.
Ye Fan was somewhat guilty, but fortunately he was not pregnant.
Time waits for no one, he started to act, stretched out clean five fingers, and said the old-fashioned line like an oath, "I would like to make an equal contract with you, and we will enter and exit together in the future, share the life of cultivation base, life and death ,contract!"
He almost yelled the last sentence, but it was obviously useless for birds, and even angered Ji Shang. The fellow moved his huge body in pain, and with a sweep of his wings, he knocked off the surrounding trees. Vatican fell down.
He took a step back in shock. After all, he had never really experienced such a scene. He almost peed in fear, his legs and feet became weak, and finally sat down on the ground.
"Then what, I'm passing by to make soy sauce, you take the money, don't hurt me!"
☆、Are you dead?
Transformed into a beast, the villain, whose mind is full of destruction, of course couldn't listen, he moved his body with great difficulty, approaching step by step.
Ye Fan was very nervous, and even stuttered when speaking, "I... I would like to make an equal contract with you, and we will enter and exit together in the future, sharing... the life span of cultivation base... ah!"
The villain made a move, scaring him to pee.
Although he didn't do anything to him, but he has no ability now. The only life-saver is the high-level contract formula, but there is only one contract, and you can't make a contract casually.So he only practiced it when he was alone, and never used it in practice.Moreover, this was the first time he saw the transformed villain. The huge body gave him unparalleled pressure, and he was almost disillusioned every minute, and he couldn't speak fluently.
Of course, his formula didn't work, maybe it worked, but Kunpeng easily broke free.
After all, he is a veteran, born in this era, with excellent blood, and his cultivation speed is increasing. He is also a genius among the younger generation. Those who are proficient in spells cannot be proficient. If they are not on the verge of pain, they will kill Ye Fan in minutes. .
"I would like to make an equal contract with you. In the future, we will enter and exit together, share the life of cultivation base, and live and die together, contract!" Ye Fan changed his hand, closed his eyes, and recited the formula wholeheartedly, imagining Ji Shang's current appearance .
After all, he is also a novelist, and he is very familiar with the laws of the world. In his world, success can only be achieved with dedication and seriousness.
Just now he was too distracted, he only thought about how much benefit he could get after the contract, flying into the sea or something, but he never thought that he could bring any benefit to Ji Shang. His heart has it all.
Ji Shang's blood is half human and half demon. Because the blood of the demon is too strong, he can't control his body, transforms into a beast, and his heart is completely replaced by wild. Only killing can save him.
Kunpeng is an ancient fierce beast. Although there is no detailed record in the ancient texts, he is the biggest in Ye Fan's texts. Whatever he wants to write, this world is what it is.
His setting is that Kunpeng is a descendant of Phoenix, and later crossed with other fierce beasts, so Kunpeng was born. Kunpeng was born with thunder and rain, and was regarded as unknown and vilified in every way. Although Kunpeng has a big body, he has a small brain and a sharp heart. A person who hates human beings when he can't think about it. In the future, whenever he sees human beings, he will be ironic and embarrassing in every possible way. He thinks that his blood is superior to others, and looks down on human beings from the bottom of his heart. This kind of thinking has been passed down from generation to generation. He has a deep sense of superiority, and the pig's feet can't see him, so the hatred between the two is getting higher and higher, and finally they can't live together.
So Ji Shang, who turned into Kunpeng, must feel in his heart that he is unparalleled, the most handsome, the most beautiful, and the strongest.
Ye Fan did what he liked, and communicated with him with his spiritual thoughts, "I always heard people say that the Kun is so big, I don't know how many miles it is. Incarnate as a Peng, and the back of the Peng, I don't know how many miles it is. Flying in anger, its Its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky. It is a bird, and the sea will migrate to Nanming. The Nanming is also Tianchi. I always thought that the ancient books were all lies, but I didn’t expect it to be true.”
When Kunpeng was praised, he was in a beautiful mood. He immediately let go of his old hatred and decided to listen to what the human beings with fish lips had to say?
"There is also a saying that Kunpeng is a golden roc with great wings from India. I don't think the golden roc with great wings is your opponent."
Ye Fan boasted ruthlessly, Kunpeng is getting more and more beautiful, and seeing small humans is much more pleasing to the eye.
"Kunpeng is an ancient fierce beast. It can blow away the Jinpeng big-winged bird, and what the hell is the Jinpeng big-winged bird. It has such an ugly name. It can't be compared to Kunpeng. It is low-key, luxurious and has connotations, and it looks tall."
Kunpeng twisted his tail, his heart was so beautiful, and he stopped attacking Ye Fan, but had a little affection for him.
"So Mr. Kunpeng, who is noble in blood and broad-minded, would you like to make an equal contract with me, one hundred boast a day, go to the kitchen, go to the hall, and tell stories, buy one get one free, absolutely worth it(;`O )o”
When the Kunpeng little villain heard that he wanted a contract again, he immediately turned his face against him, and sprayed a string of fire pillars from his nostrils, teaching humans a little lesson.
Human beings understand that this guy only wants to gain benefits and doesn't want to suffer losses, so the sky is getting brighter and his changes are getting bigger and bigger. His huge body is more than a little smaller, and after so long, his strength is getting smaller and smaller In the end, it was almost comparable to normal people, so Ye Fan had no choice but to take advantage of the danger.
"I would like to make an equal contract with you. In the future, we will enter and exit together, share the life of cultivation base, live and die together, never leave, never leave, contract!"
This time he finally felt a little strange, it seemed that another person's thoughts were faintly conveyed to him. This feeling was very strange, as if he could see through a person.
He could feel a purely curious life form avoiding him, but couldn't help but come up to take a look, what is it, how did it get in?
Here I have to say that the villain's IQ has been pulled offline again. He was not online at first, and became even more stupid after being dominated by the blood of the fierce beast. This is also thanks to the blood of the fierce beast Kunpeng.
Kunpeng is an ancient ferocious beast with great power and noble blood. Ordinary people are no match for him, so he only has three things to do in this world, eating, sleeping, and beating Doudou. The infinite cycle is endless. He lives leisurely, but his brain is not very developed. Because he doesn't need to use his brain at all, just use force, and whoever provokes him will be unable to eat it, so this big man's IQ is a bit low, and Ji Shang's IQ, who has become Kunpeng, has also plummeted. Eating, sleeping, playing Doudou, infinite loop a hundred times.
He does evil everywhere when he is interested, and he doesn't eat every day, and sometimes he will make things difficult for others when he is idle. Sleep on the surface.
So in fact, the current Ji Shang is very easy to deceive, with a negative IQ, and if he praises the rhythm of walking with him every minute, he has already signed half of the contract by flickering.
He continued to work hard, "I would like to make an equal contract with you. In the future, we will enter and exit together, share the life span of cultivation, follow life and death, never leave, never leave, contract!"
Maybe because he mastered the skills, the contract was more successful this time, and he signed the contract almost immediately, but although Ji Shang became stupid, he still had a little IQ. The point is, one arm has turned into a human shape, and half of the body is struggling to change back. The appearance is unexpectedly pitiful, and Ye Fan feels a little distressed. After all, it is a character in his pen, just like his own son, every stroke and every painting They are all portrayed by him, and the key is for readers to accept them. Unexpectedly hard work, it seems reasonable to not bear it.
It’s just that the contract has been more than halfway through, and it’s a pity not to continue, Ye Fan gritted his teeth and put in his last effort, “I would like to make an equal contract with you, to enter and exit together in the future, to share the life span of cultivation base, to live and die together, Never give up, from now on, what is mine is yours, and what is yours is mine, contract!"
An invisible ray of light seemed to illuminate the hearts of the two of them, leading them to attract each other, and finally connecting their souls. The contract finally succeeded. While he was benefiting, he also unexpectedly got a memory, which belonged to Ji Shang. Unfortunately, only Kunpeng Jishang after transformation.
Ji Shang has two sides, one side belongs to human beings, her parents are in high positions, she was spoiled since she was a child, she wants the stars to get the stars, and the moon to have the moon, she has never been frustrated, and she is also very competitive. Some people are courteous, and they are still the sons of luck. They are protected by the heavens, and one of the benefits is that they can't be killed no matter what they do. The vitality is so strong that they can be reborn from a drop of blood.
Of course, this is because of the Kunpeng bloodline, but the Kunpeng bloodline is still in his body after all, and after a long time he will be a little different from ordinary people.
The other side is the Kunpeng bloodline. Because Kunpeng is too powerful, it is difficult to have children. It is difficult to have a baby. His father is not his own. As soon as he dies, Da Kunpeng immediately drags his family to avenge him. This is a typical example of beating off the younger ones and bringing in the older ones. Of course, this is why Ji Shangming is so big.
Ji Shang, who transformed into Kunpeng, is the same as ordinary Kunpeng. The righteousness of life is to eat, sleep and beat Doudou, especially every time he feels the huge power in his body, he is more unscrupulous, so at this time he is more childish, doing whatever he wants, depending on his mood .
Being cheated by Ye Fan seems to be expected, after all, no one knows him better than Ye Fan.
After the contract was successful, Ji Shang's aura became weaker, almost inferior to ordinary people. On the contrary, it was Ye Fan who experienced the feeling of energy everywhere in his body for the first time. trembling.
He was immersed in this kind of joy, and couldn't wait to go out and try it out. Besides, the contract was successful, and Ji Shang had nothing to do with him. There are many rules in an equal contract, and one of them is that if you punch me, you will also be injured. It is unfair. Contract, Ji Shang, who has become a human, is so smart, so naturally he wouldn't do such a stupid thing.
So Ye Fan ran away, and stopped after running for a while. He heard a groan behind him. The sound was not loud, but it was very clear.
Ye Fan looked back, and Ji Shang seemed to be soaked in water, shrinking back in pain, looking indescribably embarrassed.
Because the contract was made just now, and the contracted person is a mortal, at least half of his mana was taken away. He was weak during the transformation and needed mana support, and lost half of it all at once. Even if he is as strong as Ji Shang, he can't bear it. His face was as white as snow.
I don't know why Ye Fan's body feels like it's being burned by fire, and it hurts everywhere, and it's very uncomfortable. After thinking about it for a while, he realized that the equal contract should have worked.
After all, one of the allies was injured ten points, and he had to bear three points. Now Ye Fan only suffered three points, which is a bit unbearable, let alone bear
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