The villains I wrote to death are all reborn
Chapter 3 was originally a calm cultivation chapter, but now it has become like this.
In the middle of the night, Jiangnan sat down cross-legged and tried to practice the new kung fu that he had learned today. This kung fu is so profound that he couldn't easily comprehend it, but it only benefited him a lot from the superficial aspects.
Handyman disciples have no private space, four people live in a small room, and he practiced carefully for fear of being found out. After all, this skill is extraordinary, far from being practiced by handyman disciples, not to mention the wealth that touches people's hearts. He didn't want to die for no reason.
While he was in a trance, the door suddenly rang, and someone tried to come in.
Jiang Nan immediately withdrew his exercises and lay down with his face raised.
The door opened slowly, and a tall figure squeezed in. Under the moonlight, Jiangnan saw clearly who it was, the fat man who always opposed him and bullied him from time to time.
The fat man walked over cautiously and stayed beside his bed.
After a stick of incense...
There was a bright moon in front of the bed, and the full moon was full. The fat man stood motionless beside his bed.
After half an hour...
There was a bright moon in front of the bed, and the full moon was full, but the fat man was still standing motionless by his bed.
An hour later...
There was a bright moon in front of the bed, the flowers were full and the moon was full. The old, rough and fat man blushed when he saw his sleeping face, shyly helped him cover the quilt, and touched him casually.
"..." Jiangnan clenched his hands under the quilt calmly, his whole body was tense and his nerves were tense.
The whole night, the fat man who was always against him and bullied him watched him all night, made him tense up all night, ready to kill him if there was a situation.
It's a pity that he didn't, that fat man didn't do anything, just sneaked into his room in the middle of the night every day, stared at him all night, and left during the day.
Jiangnan also has chores to do during the day, and he doesn't have a good rest at night. He has been a little mentally disturbed for the past two days, and he plans to find a time to trick that fat man into a corner and kill him.
Of course he has no chance, his every move is under the surveillance of Ye Fan.
Because of his appearance, there is a blank space in "The Male Lead Kills the Quartet", unknown, anyone who is next to him will not appear in the text, so there is no trace of him in the text so far.
That's fine, the unknown is interesting.
Ye Fan, who had just tortured the male lead, was in a good mood, and fell asleep beautifully under the quilt, with a smile on his lips when he fell asleep.
☆、Another pig's foot
Of course, he wasn't happy for too long. The ancients got up early, and when the cock crowed three times, they had to get up quickly to go to the playground to roll roll and assign work. Whoever can bring benefits to the steward can do it lightly.
Ye Fan is a pauper. He was lucky yesterday and was assigned to water the flowers. Today he is carrying water.
The water is a hundred miles away, and walking a hundred miles back and forth would be exhausting. He was a little reluctant, but he had never done heavy work in modern times. At most, he was washing dishes for others, and he had to complain a lot about it. Tuo, but he couldn't persevere in martial arts. Every time he said he wanted to learn the exercises, but he failed every time.
It's not that he can't do it, it's that the temptation of the system is too great. Whenever he has time, he just chats about penguins, checks Weibo, and plays games. He has no time to learn martial arts at all.
Let him meditate for a few minutes and he can't stand it anymore. The Demon Realm focuses on physical training. If you want to practice this, you have to suffer. You must learn to be beaten first. He can't stand being beaten, let alone being beaten. Bleeding, so martial arts is not going to work.
"It would be great if there is a practice method that doesn't require suffering." But that's impossible. Every time you go up a level, you have to break the shackles in your body. This process is too painful, he can't stand it.
Therefore, there is no hope of learning martial arts, and he can only submit texts. However, he can't even understand much traditional Chinese characters, and the hope of writing texts is also slim.
Ye Fan carefully considered his own way out. He didn't want to suffer, and he couldn't stand being ordinary, so he could only hug other people's thighs, but the hero's thighs were not hugged, so he thought of another person.
As we all know, there are two trotters in Danmei novels. In the words of rotten girls, one is an attacker and the other is a victim. However, Ye Fan's essays are a bit special.
Just like himself, he has read a lot of articles, and he has never cared about attacking and receiving. As long as it is a good article, it doesn't matter whether the main attack is the main attack or mutual attack and having children, even if he has a big belly, as long as he likes it.
Ye Fan hates the kind of person who must force him to separate the attack and the shou, because once he is divided, he will subconsciously think that the shou is softer and weaker than the attack, and then the more he writes, the weaker he becomes, and the more he writes, the weaker he becomes. If you write like a mother, you will be scolded for hypocrisy, so don't want to!
Of course it wasn't his fault alone, it was completely unavoidable.
After all, it is suffering, and the person below suffers more, so there must be some privileges.This is completely a subconscious thought, and many authors are the same, but they don't know it yet. Ye Fan didn't know it at first, but he was awakened by someone later. Later, he didn't like to divide his writing so much. Besides, Jinjiang is so clear that you can't write below the neck. Is it really necessary to divide the attack?
In fact, you can click the cross if you don’t like it. The author can write what he likes with peace of mind if he doesn’t know it.
Seeing this kind of sex really affects my mood, I feel so stuffy all night that I can't sleep!
In fact, Danmei really doesn’t make money. He has been writing for four or five years, and it was only two years ago that he realized that writing can make money. After joining V, it costs three or five yuan a day, most of which are two or three yuan. The income is pitifully small, but Because of love, he persisted.
Now because of love to wear it, his love is quite special. He likes to torture people to death. He has to die to be satisfied. He is also good at digging out the dark side of people's hearts. Pig feet generally choose those who have experienced big storms and dared to commit crimes. Humans like to write dark articles about neuropathy, snake spirit disease, and split personality. The final ending is either to become a ghost or a monster, at least not a human being.
And he doesn't like to write about humans, he likes to write about all kinds of ferocious animals, mermaids, monsters, monsters, viruses, and so on.
This article is about the character who loves pig's feet too much. When he was young, he had no relatives and no reason, and he was slaughtered helplessly. He had to fight with dogs for every steamed bun. The more ruthless, ruthless, betrayal, there is no sunshine in my heart, I have written more than 200 chapters and it is almost over After he did it, he drew his weapon, and even lazily said a cool line like 'you've finished talking nonsense', this kind of person is hopeless.
If he was a child, Ye Fan would still consider coaxing him and being the only light in his heart. Although the possibility is very small, he can try it. Now he will never try it lightly. Although the hero is still young, The heart has been vicissitudes, and anyone who approaches him will suspect other people have ulterior motives, so Ye Fan decided to change someone.
Wang Sheng is another pig's foot in his writing, and his status is also relatively miserable. He is the illegitimate son of the elder of the God and Demon Sect. His mother tried her best to climb into the elder's bed. I successfully gave birth to him, I thought I could be a high-ranking elder and wife, but who knew that the elder was a married man and loved his wife very much, of course he didn't want to be squeezed by a lowly maidservant, but the child in his stomach It belonged to him, so when his mother was born, he immediately strangled his mother to death.
Although this matter was well concealed, his wife knew about it. Naturally, his wife would not like Wang Sheng who was brought in, not to mention she has a son herself. He will please his master and deliberately make things difficult for him. There is a saying that the king of Hades is easy to see, but the little devil is hard to deal with.
Although she herself would not underestimate Wang Sheng's living conditions, the dog below saw that she didn't like Wang Sheng, so he took his house on his own initiative, and was mean to him in everything, making things difficult for him in every possible way, and plotting schemes from time to time.
Wang Sheng is very ambitious, he is a person who can do big things, he can bear it, and he has endured it for more than ten years. He knows that he can't compare with his brothers, and he doesn't want to be restrained by the elders, so he simply resigned from the handyman. At the same time, if you talk about exercising yourself to the outside world, you are actually practicing a skill.
Her mother used to be a snitch, with extraordinary craftsmanship on her wrist, she even left a treasure hunting mouse behind, and she stole the elder's portable exercises, copied a copy and put it back, the other party didn't even notice.
Counting the time, Wang Sheng should be here soon, and I hope to be in a dormitory.
In order to stay in a dormitory, he modified some insignificant content, because the outline has been set, the background has been set, and some key things such as character design, big scene, front and back embrace must be taken into account, so he can't change it casually , and he can't upload any content about himself. Once uploaded, the piece will be blank and display an error.
☆, the soap fell
But it’s still possible to change to a dormitory, but Wang Sheng used to share a dormitory with Zhu’s Knuckles, and if they change now, many interactions between the two will also need to be changed.
Of course, this is nothing compared to making it convenient for him to come. If you change a chapter every day, you will finish it one day.
It was already late at night after he corrected this point. Speaking of which, he didn’t accomplish anything since he came here, so he revised the manuscript round after round. Sometimes the revision was not allowed to be uploaded because it involved too much. The area is too wide, and the system does not allow changes.
He has to work during the day and code at night. If it weren't for the urgency, he would be lazy to change shit.
Because the first pig's foot is Jiangnan, there are too many descriptions about him, but Wang Sheng has few. Basically, Jiangnan's cultivation base has reached a certain level, and Wang Sheng has surpassed him again. His growth is basically not mentioned in the text. In the case of description, so to say that he is very familiar with him.
This is also a common method used by writers. If you don't understand it, try to mention it as much as possible. Wang Sheng was also mentioned by him, and he is comparable to a pig's foot in a supporting role.
Ye Fan has always felt that he is very complicated and cannot be described with writing. Every time he observes the existence of Wang Sheng in his mind, he smiles and frowns, as if he is living in front of his eyes, but once the excerpt is written on paper and ink, he will be at a loss for words I don't know which sentence to use to express his magnificence.
He has always felt that Wang Sheng understands that he knows that his fate is arranged, but he can do nothing, so sometimes Ye Fan will cry for him for no reason, and feel sorry for him.
If it is said that when describing Jiangnan, it is the face of the knife-shaved noodles, the nose of the oil bottle, and the chin of the scallion, then there is no description when describing Wang Sheng, yes, there is no description, he will never go straight to describe how good-looking he is. , he can only use artistic conception to outline Wang Sheng.
The young talents in the dust of the sky, the tall buildings are full of green clothes and tall and straight.
He felt that this was Wang Sheng, who worked so hard to live and take revenge so desperately, and climbed to the peak for the hatred in his heart to avenge his shame.
Of course, these are things for the future. It's too late to think about it now. Ye Fan thinks that he will probably come tomorrow, so take the time today to clean up the hygiene. At least take the stinky socks to wash, so as to leave a good impression on others.
Time passed quickly in ancient times, and it was late at night after he finished washing. The next morning, he heard someone knocking on the door, and Wang Sheng came quietly. The handsome young man smiled brightly and was very polite, "Excuse me , I am a new handyman disciple."
Of course, Ye Fan, who is well aware of his nature, understands that this is just his appearance, but secretly he is a taciturn, tough kid with a heart like steel.
"Come in!" Ye Fan tried his best to be as natural as possible. Although he was very curious, he didn't look at him specially. Anyway, there will be opportunities in the future.
He was washing his hair, and the foam covered his face, and some got into his eyes, which he was rubbing.
A hand was placed on his head suddenly, and Wang Sheng's gentle voice sounded, "Let me help you!"
Because of the difficult life since he was a child, he can basically do everything, he can be called an all-rounder, but he has no resources at hand, so he has no choice but to use his own mind to capture everyone.
Ye Fan was very moved, "Thank you!"
"You're welcome. In the future, everyone will be brothers under the same roof. Thank you for what you say." He is more modest, calling himself a junior, and making Ye Fan bigger.
Ye Fan accepted it bluntly. He was very courageous and put down his bold words, "From now on, if you have anything to do, please come to me, I will go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of fire!"
He is bragging, after all, he is the author and has the ability to manipulate characters, but others don't know, if ordinary people think he is swollen face to pretend to be fat, fortunately Wang Sheng doesn't care, "Then I have to thank senior brother. "
His gentle and magnetic voice is full of helplessness and
Teasing is like a doting adult who takes care of others in all aspects.
He also worked neatly, skillfully cleaned the foam for him, wrapped him in a towel, and asked him what the white thing was at the end?
Of course it’s foam, it’s the handmade soap he made himself, he’s always been handicapped and can’t do anything, but fortunately he has the Jinjiang rebirth system on him, a search on Baidu found a lot of them, but there are a lot of them that he can’t see There are no chemical materials here, so he almost gave up. Fortunately, he decomposed all the materials, and the things were simple, and he had to experiment many times. Some things were replaced by similar things he found. With shampoo, he wouldn't be so thankless.
And this piece of soap is universal, I bring it with me when I take a shower, wash my face, and wash my hair. I never thought about this problem when I wrote the article, and it will be troublesome once he travels through time.
In ancient times, bath beans were used to bathe. Of course, those who were rich were rich. Demon cultivators bought purification charms to purify their bodies. Miscellaneous disciples like them had no money or spells, so they all washed with soap. Ye Fan washed it once, and my child is like a dog.
Rub it to the left, rub it again and finally get foam. Some crumbs on the soap corners are troublesome again. They are caught in the hair and it is difficult to remove. There are also small burrs, even if you pinch them with your hands and want to stroke them It doesn't work, it breaks as soon as you touch it, and it will separate more and smaller, which is super difficult to deal with. Ye Fan is almost driven crazy by it, and always wants to cut his head.
But in ancient feudalism, cutting your hair is sorry for your parents, but not cutting it is troublesome. Originally, wearing such thick clothes in this hot day is enough to wear people out, and you still have long hair. It’s shameful not to wash your hair for two days. Coupled with sweating, it is simply not human.
The promised ancient style flutters?What about the black-haired fly?
Sure enough, fairy tales are full of lies.
That's why he figured out the soap, and it took more than half a month to get it out. Many of the key materials are no longer called by that name. In ancient times, they were called by another name. If it wasn't for a coincidence, he would have inquired carefully. What do you all use for bathing? It is not easy to memorize all these unknown ingredients, pick a few times to buy them, and try them one by one to finally make soap.
Because of the lack of some chemical materials, his soap is ugly and has no mold. It is just a yellowish-brown unknown object with a strange smell.
"This?" Ye Fan picked it up and showed him, "I made soap."
His hand was slippery, and the lump was made unevenly, and it flew out of his hand with a whoosh.
"Oh shit, the soap fell off."
☆、Mr. Storyteller
"Let me pick it up for you!" Wang Sheng was very polite, and bent over to pick it up. Apparently he also underestimated the slipperiness of the soap, and the soap flew out again with a whoosh sound.
It took the two of them a while to catch them, and they fell badly, but they all pretended that they didn't fall.
Then go to work indifferently.
The relaxed time in the Demon Realm passed quickly, and the rest was all flesh and blood, without any rest after a day of work.
He picked water for a day, his hands were worn out, because he was tired, he had no inspiration at all, and he couldn't update it. Naturally, he was hit by the electric baton of the system. He comforted himself and got used to it.
Because there is no code word, it is rare to have a little time to "think about life". It took more than two hours to figure out a way to make money. Although he can't write or write, he can write novels. Writing novels is similar to storytelling. There are not many novels in ancient times, and Xiao Huangtu can't draw, but he can tell stories.
Storytelling is very popular at the moment, and Mr. Storytelling is also very popular, but that is only when the storytelling is excellent.
Ye Fan has experience in writing essays, has a solid foundation, and has a lot of brain holes. Of course, it is not difficult for him to write a book.
He secretly prepared for a while, and decided to give it a try. Without a draft, he took Wang Sheng to sit down and listen to the book. Of course, Wang Sheng was reluctant in his heart. Rejecting people, so he was regarded as the best listener.
Ye Fan put the quilt on his body, only his head was exposed, and he pretended to cough, "I'm going to start."
Wang Sheng reluctantly nodded.
"It is said that a long, long time ago, a stone appeared in the sky, and that stone had a spirit. One day, a grandson monkey suddenly appeared. The grandson monkey looked weird, but his brain was smart. He knew that monkeys were born, aged, sick and died, so he deliberately drifted north to the world. Learning martial arts, it is a pity that he is discriminated against by humans because he is not human-like in appearance. Even so, he still does not give up. As long as he does not give up, luck will come to him one day.
His sincerity moved the heavens, and he found a master who was willing to teach him the magic.
But although the master was very kind to him, everyone bullied him, and the brothers were also very mean to him.
He sees the tricks, and gradually learns the 72 changes. The 72 changes have great powers and completely rewrite his fate.
He became famous and powerful, but dissatisfied with empty-handed, he went to the East China Sea to obtain the Dinghai God Needle, which disturbed the East China Sea. The Jade Emperor was afraid that he would cause trouble in the world, so he specially recruited him to the fairy world to become a small official.
Bi Mawen is a horse breeder, at first he was very satisfied with this official, but later he found out that this official is actually a small official with sesame mung bean..."
"What are sesame mung beans?" Wang Sheng looked innocent.
"...Uh..." Ye Fan was stunned, he was confused, and he couldn't complain about being interrupted, so he had to patiently explain to him, "Sesame mung beans are just for eating, but here is a very small meaning." .”
"Oh, there are no sesame seeds or mung beans in the Demon Realm."
So where is your focus?
Even Ye Fan couldn't help complaining, he coughed, and decided to continue, "After discovering that it was a small official who was as big as a sesame mung bean, Bi Ma was furious, and in addition, the queen mother didn't call him at the flat peach meeting. anger him.
Destroy the Taoyuan, make a big meeting, beat all the officials in the heavens, hold the fan tota Li Tianwang, step on the two generals of Hengha, burn...burn...burn..."
Bang, he fell headlong and fell asleep.
A lot of labor during the day made him exhausted, and he had to spend time thinking about the plot at night, which would give him another job. Although he was still in the experiment, it was quite tiring.
Wang Sheng didn't care at first, but later he was attracted by his story, not to mention that Ye Fan broke off when he was talking about something cool, which made him itchy.
He felt that he was similar to the stone monkey, wouldn't the stone monkey be another him?
He was born humble and discriminated against by others. Since the stone monkey can counterattack, he must be able to do it too.
This story seems to have given him chicken soup for the soul, and he immediately became energetic after drinking it.
He is still very weak, tired during the day, and can't help dozing off at night, but he is different from Ye Fan. Ye Fan feels that he can't become a master, and he doesn't like to work hard. His heart is big, so he can't waste it. Every effort.
On the first day he came to be a handyman, he had already started to meditate, practicing day and night, and only slept for an hour or two. When Ye Fan got up to pee, he saw a person sitting next to him and his pants fell off.
Day, I scared my father to death!
There is a saying that is true, hardworking people have been up all night, but lazy people still can't open their eyes!
Is there any accuracy?
There is wood there!
☆, the villain debut
Sure enough, he is not a person of the same class. Wang Sheng is destined to become a king in the future, and he is satisfied with a golden thigh hug. Of course, it seems to be a big luxury to live.
In modern times, as long as you are willing to work hard, you can eat and drink everything. In ancient times, hard work was not enough, but talent was needed. Will come to be a handyman disciple.
Wang Sheng is easier to get along with. They chatted last night and became more intimate. He was the one who helped to report late this morning. The two of them are very motivated to work together.
Finally, he is not alone anymore, Ye Fan breathed a sigh of relief, since he came here, he has no friends, no one even bothers to talk to him, he doesn't even know anyone in a dormitory, and now he doesn't even know what they are called. It is also enough to fail.
He hopes to maintain this relationship forever, so every night he works hard to make up stories, some are myths, some are made up by him, anyway, they are interesting.
One day he just finished speaking and asked Wang Sheng how he was?
Before Wang Sheng could speak, the roommate next to him said, "Not bad."
What he said seemed to be a recognition. Ye Fan spoke harder, and the audience ranged from one to four. Finally, the dormitory next to him also came to listen to the story. What surprised him most was that Jiangnan was among them.
Jiang Nan seemed to like his stories very much. Every night, he moved a small bench and sat in a corner to listen to his stories in silence. After listening, he went back.
Because of his special attention, Ye Fan knows that he likes to listen to some fairy tales, especially the kind of pig's feet that are born in the grassroots. He's a boy, a man of blood, and his blood boils naturally when he's excited.
"Okay, you bumped into this by yourself." After listening to him so many books, if he was in trouble in the future, would Jiangnan have the nerve to let him die?
"That Nezha has a stubborn personality, how can he tolerate bowing his head to others..." Ye Fan spoke more and more vigorously, and he finally found a sense of security, which he could barely rely on to settle down in this world.
His stories became more and more famous. Every night when he opened the door to look, there were crowds of people everywhere, and he was afraid that there would be no place for him to listen to the truth.
I don’t know how this happened, but it actually reached the deacon’s ears. One day the deacon actually came to listen to him tell the story. When he heard Meng Jiangnu crying, the Great Wall fell down, and he also burst into tears.
Looking down again, there are already a lot of people crying in despair.
It's also emotional, just like when ordinary people watch TV and see abuse, they cry to death with the characters on TV. After all, they are all moved.
The deacon was also moved, and came here every now and then, because he loved hearing Meng Jiangnu's stories.
In order to please him, Ye Fan deliberately told the story of Meng Jiangnu several times, and later he found that as long as it was a love story, this guy would love to hear it.
Later, there was no prohibition, and it was dedicated to telling love stories, adding some mythological themes in it, which properly hooked everyone.
Because the deacon likes to listen to his stories, his work is also easy. Every day when we get together, the deacon calls him to tell stories, which is convenient in many ways.
He thought that Jiangnan would be beaten because of his illness soon, and Wang Sheng would stand up to protect him at that time, so he deliberately pleased the deacon and gave him time to go outside to buy a bottle of golden sore medicine so that he could give medicine to the two of them.
When he came back, it was raining outside. Jiang Nan and Wang Sheng supported each other and walked through the rain awkwardly, but they looked very happy, as if they had found a partner.
This was also the first time the two of them hooked up, and it was only natural that they were excited.
"Today we both share the same illness, how about we become brothers?"
"Okay, just the two of us." Jiang Nan agreed.
just the two of us...
the two of us...
Ye Fan paused, silently pinching the bottle of golden sore medicine.
They said it was just the two of them, there was no third person, so he was just delivering medicine and couldn't blend in with them.
After all, they shared weal and woe, they were whipped, hacked and hacked together, and he couldn't do all of these, he was afraid of suffering, pain, and even more tired, so sharing troubles sounded more like a myth.
Especially with knives, it would hurt for a long time to rub off a little skin in modern times, and it seems unrealistic to let him suffer from knives.
Jiang Nan's words seemed to wake him up. It was impossible for him to blend in with them, so he just put the golden sore medicine on Wang Sheng's bed.
To be honest, Ye Fan is a little sad. He just thought he had a golden finger, but now he is not used to it before liberation. It seems that he has to re-lock the target.
It's not that he has to find Goldfinger, he just wants to find a backer, to rely on when he has something to do, and to talk about it when he has nothing to do. After all, he can't write or use martial arts, and it will be very difficult to fight.
After careful investigation, it was found that there were no other targets. Except for Zhujiao, everyone else was basically a villain.
Can't you hug the villain's thigh?
Is that a thigh?It's clearly a swamp, if you say it's sinking, it's sinking, and you can't take risks.
Villains are generally bad people, ruthless and untrustworthy, their words cannot be trusted.
Ye Fan was very annoyed, he unbuttoned his pants, and just put the water in for a while, the deacon rushed in in a panic.
"Fortunately, you are here." Regardless of Ye Fan's trumpet, he pulled him out quickly, "Come with me."
Ye Fan was taken aback, and wet his pants with a shake of his hand, "What's the rush?"
"It's a big deal." The deacon was very nervous, "The group of rich kids in the inner courtyard didn't know that you could tell stories, and they insisted on passing you on. If you don't go, you will die."
Ye Fan was even more surprised, "How would they know me?"
It's over, it's over, it's over, ninety-nine out of ten villains are in this group of rich kids, they are tricky, self-willed, mean and rude, and the hardest to serve, if someone is not going well and then give him a look to understand it, it will be miserable.
Ye Fan was very nervous, and the deacon didn't know where he got the clothes. He looked decent like a scholar in his clothes, and he looked more decent when he took the folding fan in his hand.
Speaking of which, Jiangnan and Wang Sheng should be worshiping at this time. They took the incense and went up the mountain to worship the demon god. It will take a while to come back, and it is too late to change the plot.
After staying here for so long, Ye Fan has figured out the rules, if things that don't happen in the text will run on their own, what should happen.
He was invited to tell stories to those dudes, of course it was not mentioned in the novel, so it is an automatic operation, it has nothing to do with this article, and he can't change it, unless all those dudes are added to the article, and they are troubled by something Only by stopping their hands and feet can the plot of today be changed, but if they have something to do today, what about tomorrow and the day after tomorrow?
There is always no way to hide.
He suddenly remembered the biggest supporting role in this article and also the biggest villain, Ji Shang.
As the biggest villain, Ji Shang is naturally the same as most bad guys, with a tricky personality, eccentric temper, the most difficult to serve, and a failed IQ.
This is a common problem of all authors. In order to cause some trouble for the pig's feet and make the pig's feet look innocent, the villain's IQ is worrying.
He must have provoked the pig's feet for no reason, and then made things difficult for the pig's feet all the way, but the pig's feet couldn't be killed no matter what, and then secretly grew up and killed him.
This is basically the popular line, 80.00% of Dianjia's articles are like this, and of course it is not uncommon in Tanmei articles.
Ji Shang's situation is the same. He is powerful and willful. He has a golden spoon in his mouth since he was born. He is loved by his parents. He wants stars for stars and moons for moons.
But he has a defect, every fifteenth full moon night, he will transform into a beast and come out to do evil. Of course, this matter is relatively secret.
One must know that his father is a human being, and his mother is also a human being. How come he has the blood of a beast?You don't need to guess to know that it must not be your own, it was her mother who had sex with others, so these two mothers have been hiding it from others all these years.
But when he turned into a beast, he couldn't control himself at all, and he played around and bumped around. This time, it was because he was running around when he turned into a beast at fifteen, and accidentally ran to the back mountain of the handyman's yard.
At that time, Zhujiao was thinking about how to lure the fat man who was peeping at him every night, so he went to the back mountain to investigate the terrain.
He was unlucky, and accidentally saw Ji Shang who just came back from a crazy transformation. Ji Shang was still too weak at that time, and he couldn't kill the pig feet who knew too much, so he could only lie on the ground. One day, when I went back the next day, I started to investigate. After searching for a long time, I didn’t find out why, because Zhujiao was just a handyman disciple, and a handyman disciple was just a name in the sect. What kind of no one will remember.
And the pig's feet are too secretive. They don't go up the mountain until other people are asleep. They don't know that he has gone out, and people who want to find out that he was not there during that period of time can't find out.
But there was one person who knew, that fat man who always coveted the pig's feet, because he peeped at him every night, he knew that he was not there that day, but because he liked it, he kept it a secret, thinking about threatening him to go to bed or something in the future.
Of course the pig's feet were not happy. After he found out, he secretly thought about how to kill Fatty, and finally found a chance to kill Fatty. Who knew that Fatty still kept a hand, and asked his cousin to tell Ji Ji about it. Shang, so the two of them tied the knot.
Originally, as Ji Shang, he killed the male lead every minute, but who is the author? This author is his own father. Of course, it is impossible to write about the shit male lead.
So at this time the villain's IQ is not online.
He didn't rush to kill the pig's feet immediately, but instead pursued the responsibility of the dead fat man, and actually concealed it and didn't report it, so he didn't take him seriously.
But the dead fat man has a background, and this tossing pig's feet have grown up secretly again.
When he ran to kill the male lead himself, the male lead yelled loudly, "I don't accept it, the difference between you and me is not identity, but time, as long as you give me a year, I will definitely defeat you with my own hands!" You, let you kneel and beg me."
At this time, the villain laughed. He thought that even if the pig's feet were given a year, they would still be ants. After a year, they would be nothing more than large ants, and they would still be slapped to death!
Then...then there was no more, the pig's feet counterattacked and slapped him to death.
Of course he is not dead. As the biggest villain in this article, his vitality is more tenacious than Xiaoqiang.
Even if you die, you can be reborn with a drop of blood, and you will be alive and kicking immediately. The more you die, the stronger you are!
But even though he survived, he had completely forged a hatred with Zhujiao, no matter what he did in the future, he would never forget to take revenge, and would harass Zhujiao from time to time.
You must know that not all villains have IQs online. If all the villains in an article are brain-dead, the author will inevitably be dragged down by readers.
After all, the articles are all written by the author. If the author's IQ is not enough, can the articles written still go to heaven?
That can't be good!
Ye Fan finally discovered his strengths again.
"Damn it, everyone's IQ can't surpass Lao Tzu's, what else is Lao Tzu afraid of?"
He really has nothing to be afraid of. No matter how bad the villains go to heaven, they are still jumping in his articles, and they like to eat cold rather than hot.
So do you want to put on airs?Make them wait a few minutes?
☆, avatar dubbing
He thought about it for a while, and felt that this was too risky, and he didn't have the courage to do something special, so he got up early to find materials, and the manager specially gave him a day off to let him have a mental preparation in advance.
Of course, he found the material from the Internet. The rebirth system is his cheating tool. There are a lot of fairy tales on it, whether it is Western fantasy or Eastern. .
The situation in the Demon Realm is special. They don't like kind heroes, but they have a soft spot for heroes.
This has something to do with their childhood experience, independent, ruthless, if a doll in the fairy world is beaten up, they will immediately call their father, mother, and ancestor, and drag the family back to beat them up.If the dolls in the Demon Realm are beaten up, they will never call their parents. Instead, they will continue to be beaten, beaten, and tied until they come back, so this is the difference between the Demon Realm and the other six realms.
They don't like heroism, nor do they like kindness and benevolence. They like the great devil who comes out of the world with a creepy smile.
For a prodigal son like Monkey King, he would feel sorry for him when he bit the peaches in the peach garden and threw them away.
And the monsters and ghosts in those movies, to one
Handyman disciples have no private space, four people live in a small room, and he practiced carefully for fear of being found out. After all, this skill is extraordinary, far from being practiced by handyman disciples, not to mention the wealth that touches people's hearts. He didn't want to die for no reason.
While he was in a trance, the door suddenly rang, and someone tried to come in.
Jiang Nan immediately withdrew his exercises and lay down with his face raised.
The door opened slowly, and a tall figure squeezed in. Under the moonlight, Jiangnan saw clearly who it was, the fat man who always opposed him and bullied him from time to time.
The fat man walked over cautiously and stayed beside his bed.
After a stick of incense...
There was a bright moon in front of the bed, and the full moon was full. The fat man stood motionless beside his bed.
After half an hour...
There was a bright moon in front of the bed, and the full moon was full, but the fat man was still standing motionless by his bed.
An hour later...
There was a bright moon in front of the bed, the flowers were full and the moon was full. The old, rough and fat man blushed when he saw his sleeping face, shyly helped him cover the quilt, and touched him casually.
"..." Jiangnan clenched his hands under the quilt calmly, his whole body was tense and his nerves were tense.
The whole night, the fat man who was always against him and bullied him watched him all night, made him tense up all night, ready to kill him if there was a situation.
It's a pity that he didn't, that fat man didn't do anything, just sneaked into his room in the middle of the night every day, stared at him all night, and left during the day.
Jiangnan also has chores to do during the day, and he doesn't have a good rest at night. He has been a little mentally disturbed for the past two days, and he plans to find a time to trick that fat man into a corner and kill him.
Of course he has no chance, his every move is under the surveillance of Ye Fan.
Because of his appearance, there is a blank space in "The Male Lead Kills the Quartet", unknown, anyone who is next to him will not appear in the text, so there is no trace of him in the text so far.
That's fine, the unknown is interesting.
Ye Fan, who had just tortured the male lead, was in a good mood, and fell asleep beautifully under the quilt, with a smile on his lips when he fell asleep.
☆、Another pig's foot
Of course, he wasn't happy for too long. The ancients got up early, and when the cock crowed three times, they had to get up quickly to go to the playground to roll roll and assign work. Whoever can bring benefits to the steward can do it lightly.
Ye Fan is a pauper. He was lucky yesterday and was assigned to water the flowers. Today he is carrying water.
The water is a hundred miles away, and walking a hundred miles back and forth would be exhausting. He was a little reluctant, but he had never done heavy work in modern times. At most, he was washing dishes for others, and he had to complain a lot about it. Tuo, but he couldn't persevere in martial arts. Every time he said he wanted to learn the exercises, but he failed every time.
It's not that he can't do it, it's that the temptation of the system is too great. Whenever he has time, he just chats about penguins, checks Weibo, and plays games. He has no time to learn martial arts at all.
Let him meditate for a few minutes and he can't stand it anymore. The Demon Realm focuses on physical training. If you want to practice this, you have to suffer. You must learn to be beaten first. He can't stand being beaten, let alone being beaten. Bleeding, so martial arts is not going to work.
"It would be great if there is a practice method that doesn't require suffering." But that's impossible. Every time you go up a level, you have to break the shackles in your body. This process is too painful, he can't stand it.
Therefore, there is no hope of learning martial arts, and he can only submit texts. However, he can't even understand much traditional Chinese characters, and the hope of writing texts is also slim.
Ye Fan carefully considered his own way out. He didn't want to suffer, and he couldn't stand being ordinary, so he could only hug other people's thighs, but the hero's thighs were not hugged, so he thought of another person.
As we all know, there are two trotters in Danmei novels. In the words of rotten girls, one is an attacker and the other is a victim. However, Ye Fan's essays are a bit special.
Just like himself, he has read a lot of articles, and he has never cared about attacking and receiving. As long as it is a good article, it doesn't matter whether the main attack is the main attack or mutual attack and having children, even if he has a big belly, as long as he likes it.
Ye Fan hates the kind of person who must force him to separate the attack and the shou, because once he is divided, he will subconsciously think that the shou is softer and weaker than the attack, and then the more he writes, the weaker he becomes, and the more he writes, the weaker he becomes. If you write like a mother, you will be scolded for hypocrisy, so don't want to!
Of course it wasn't his fault alone, it was completely unavoidable.
After all, it is suffering, and the person below suffers more, so there must be some privileges.This is completely a subconscious thought, and many authors are the same, but they don't know it yet. Ye Fan didn't know it at first, but he was awakened by someone later. Later, he didn't like to divide his writing so much. Besides, Jinjiang is so clear that you can't write below the neck. Is it really necessary to divide the attack?
In fact, you can click the cross if you don’t like it. The author can write what he likes with peace of mind if he doesn’t know it.
Seeing this kind of sex really affects my mood, I feel so stuffy all night that I can't sleep!
In fact, Danmei really doesn’t make money. He has been writing for four or five years, and it was only two years ago that he realized that writing can make money. After joining V, it costs three or five yuan a day, most of which are two or three yuan. The income is pitifully small, but Because of love, he persisted.
Now because of love to wear it, his love is quite special. He likes to torture people to death. He has to die to be satisfied. He is also good at digging out the dark side of people's hearts. Pig feet generally choose those who have experienced big storms and dared to commit crimes. Humans like to write dark articles about neuropathy, snake spirit disease, and split personality. The final ending is either to become a ghost or a monster, at least not a human being.
And he doesn't like to write about humans, he likes to write about all kinds of ferocious animals, mermaids, monsters, monsters, viruses, and so on.
This article is about the character who loves pig's feet too much. When he was young, he had no relatives and no reason, and he was slaughtered helplessly. He had to fight with dogs for every steamed bun. The more ruthless, ruthless, betrayal, there is no sunshine in my heart, I have written more than 200 chapters and it is almost over After he did it, he drew his weapon, and even lazily said a cool line like 'you've finished talking nonsense', this kind of person is hopeless.
If he was a child, Ye Fan would still consider coaxing him and being the only light in his heart. Although the possibility is very small, he can try it. Now he will never try it lightly. Although the hero is still young, The heart has been vicissitudes, and anyone who approaches him will suspect other people have ulterior motives, so Ye Fan decided to change someone.
Wang Sheng is another pig's foot in his writing, and his status is also relatively miserable. He is the illegitimate son of the elder of the God and Demon Sect. His mother tried her best to climb into the elder's bed. I successfully gave birth to him, I thought I could be a high-ranking elder and wife, but who knew that the elder was a married man and loved his wife very much, of course he didn't want to be squeezed by a lowly maidservant, but the child in his stomach It belonged to him, so when his mother was born, he immediately strangled his mother to death.
Although this matter was well concealed, his wife knew about it. Naturally, his wife would not like Wang Sheng who was brought in, not to mention she has a son herself. He will please his master and deliberately make things difficult for him. There is a saying that the king of Hades is easy to see, but the little devil is hard to deal with.
Although she herself would not underestimate Wang Sheng's living conditions, the dog below saw that she didn't like Wang Sheng, so he took his house on his own initiative, and was mean to him in everything, making things difficult for him in every possible way, and plotting schemes from time to time.
Wang Sheng is very ambitious, he is a person who can do big things, he can bear it, and he has endured it for more than ten years. He knows that he can't compare with his brothers, and he doesn't want to be restrained by the elders, so he simply resigned from the handyman. At the same time, if you talk about exercising yourself to the outside world, you are actually practicing a skill.
Her mother used to be a snitch, with extraordinary craftsmanship on her wrist, she even left a treasure hunting mouse behind, and she stole the elder's portable exercises, copied a copy and put it back, the other party didn't even notice.
Counting the time, Wang Sheng should be here soon, and I hope to be in a dormitory.
In order to stay in a dormitory, he modified some insignificant content, because the outline has been set, the background has been set, and some key things such as character design, big scene, front and back embrace must be taken into account, so he can't change it casually , and he can't upload any content about himself. Once uploaded, the piece will be blank and display an error.
☆, the soap fell
But it’s still possible to change to a dormitory, but Wang Sheng used to share a dormitory with Zhu’s Knuckles, and if they change now, many interactions between the two will also need to be changed.
Of course, this is nothing compared to making it convenient for him to come. If you change a chapter every day, you will finish it one day.
It was already late at night after he corrected this point. Speaking of which, he didn’t accomplish anything since he came here, so he revised the manuscript round after round. Sometimes the revision was not allowed to be uploaded because it involved too much. The area is too wide, and the system does not allow changes.
He has to work during the day and code at night. If it weren't for the urgency, he would be lazy to change shit.
Because the first pig's foot is Jiangnan, there are too many descriptions about him, but Wang Sheng has few. Basically, Jiangnan's cultivation base has reached a certain level, and Wang Sheng has surpassed him again. His growth is basically not mentioned in the text. In the case of description, so to say that he is very familiar with him.
This is also a common method used by writers. If you don't understand it, try to mention it as much as possible. Wang Sheng was also mentioned by him, and he is comparable to a pig's foot in a supporting role.
Ye Fan has always felt that he is very complicated and cannot be described with writing. Every time he observes the existence of Wang Sheng in his mind, he smiles and frowns, as if he is living in front of his eyes, but once the excerpt is written on paper and ink, he will be at a loss for words I don't know which sentence to use to express his magnificence.
He has always felt that Wang Sheng understands that he knows that his fate is arranged, but he can do nothing, so sometimes Ye Fan will cry for him for no reason, and feel sorry for him.
If it is said that when describing Jiangnan, it is the face of the knife-shaved noodles, the nose of the oil bottle, and the chin of the scallion, then there is no description when describing Wang Sheng, yes, there is no description, he will never go straight to describe how good-looking he is. , he can only use artistic conception to outline Wang Sheng.
The young talents in the dust of the sky, the tall buildings are full of green clothes and tall and straight.
He felt that this was Wang Sheng, who worked so hard to live and take revenge so desperately, and climbed to the peak for the hatred in his heart to avenge his shame.
Of course, these are things for the future. It's too late to think about it now. Ye Fan thinks that he will probably come tomorrow, so take the time today to clean up the hygiene. At least take the stinky socks to wash, so as to leave a good impression on others.
Time passed quickly in ancient times, and it was late at night after he finished washing. The next morning, he heard someone knocking on the door, and Wang Sheng came quietly. The handsome young man smiled brightly and was very polite, "Excuse me , I am a new handyman disciple."
Of course, Ye Fan, who is well aware of his nature, understands that this is just his appearance, but secretly he is a taciturn, tough kid with a heart like steel.
"Come in!" Ye Fan tried his best to be as natural as possible. Although he was very curious, he didn't look at him specially. Anyway, there will be opportunities in the future.
He was washing his hair, and the foam covered his face, and some got into his eyes, which he was rubbing.
A hand was placed on his head suddenly, and Wang Sheng's gentle voice sounded, "Let me help you!"
Because of the difficult life since he was a child, he can basically do everything, he can be called an all-rounder, but he has no resources at hand, so he has no choice but to use his own mind to capture everyone.
Ye Fan was very moved, "Thank you!"
"You're welcome. In the future, everyone will be brothers under the same roof. Thank you for what you say." He is more modest, calling himself a junior, and making Ye Fan bigger.
Ye Fan accepted it bluntly. He was very courageous and put down his bold words, "From now on, if you have anything to do, please come to me, I will go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of fire!"
He is bragging, after all, he is the author and has the ability to manipulate characters, but others don't know, if ordinary people think he is swollen face to pretend to be fat, fortunately Wang Sheng doesn't care, "Then I have to thank senior brother. "
His gentle and magnetic voice is full of helplessness and
Teasing is like a doting adult who takes care of others in all aspects.
He also worked neatly, skillfully cleaned the foam for him, wrapped him in a towel, and asked him what the white thing was at the end?
Of course it’s foam, it’s the handmade soap he made himself, he’s always been handicapped and can’t do anything, but fortunately he has the Jinjiang rebirth system on him, a search on Baidu found a lot of them, but there are a lot of them that he can’t see There are no chemical materials here, so he almost gave up. Fortunately, he decomposed all the materials, and the things were simple, and he had to experiment many times. Some things were replaced by similar things he found. With shampoo, he wouldn't be so thankless.
And this piece of soap is universal, I bring it with me when I take a shower, wash my face, and wash my hair. I never thought about this problem when I wrote the article, and it will be troublesome once he travels through time.
In ancient times, bath beans were used to bathe. Of course, those who were rich were rich. Demon cultivators bought purification charms to purify their bodies. Miscellaneous disciples like them had no money or spells, so they all washed with soap. Ye Fan washed it once, and my child is like a dog.
Rub it to the left, rub it again and finally get foam. Some crumbs on the soap corners are troublesome again. They are caught in the hair and it is difficult to remove. There are also small burrs, even if you pinch them with your hands and want to stroke them It doesn't work, it breaks as soon as you touch it, and it will separate more and smaller, which is super difficult to deal with. Ye Fan is almost driven crazy by it, and always wants to cut his head.
But in ancient feudalism, cutting your hair is sorry for your parents, but not cutting it is troublesome. Originally, wearing such thick clothes in this hot day is enough to wear people out, and you still have long hair. It’s shameful not to wash your hair for two days. Coupled with sweating, it is simply not human.
The promised ancient style flutters?What about the black-haired fly?
Sure enough, fairy tales are full of lies.
That's why he figured out the soap, and it took more than half a month to get it out. Many of the key materials are no longer called by that name. In ancient times, they were called by another name. If it wasn't for a coincidence, he would have inquired carefully. What do you all use for bathing? It is not easy to memorize all these unknown ingredients, pick a few times to buy them, and try them one by one to finally make soap.
Because of the lack of some chemical materials, his soap is ugly and has no mold. It is just a yellowish-brown unknown object with a strange smell.
"This?" Ye Fan picked it up and showed him, "I made soap."
His hand was slippery, and the lump was made unevenly, and it flew out of his hand with a whoosh.
"Oh shit, the soap fell off."
☆、Mr. Storyteller
"Let me pick it up for you!" Wang Sheng was very polite, and bent over to pick it up. Apparently he also underestimated the slipperiness of the soap, and the soap flew out again with a whoosh sound.
It took the two of them a while to catch them, and they fell badly, but they all pretended that they didn't fall.
Then go to work indifferently.
The relaxed time in the Demon Realm passed quickly, and the rest was all flesh and blood, without any rest after a day of work.
He picked water for a day, his hands were worn out, because he was tired, he had no inspiration at all, and he couldn't update it. Naturally, he was hit by the electric baton of the system. He comforted himself and got used to it.
Because there is no code word, it is rare to have a little time to "think about life". It took more than two hours to figure out a way to make money. Although he can't write or write, he can write novels. Writing novels is similar to storytelling. There are not many novels in ancient times, and Xiao Huangtu can't draw, but he can tell stories.
Storytelling is very popular at the moment, and Mr. Storytelling is also very popular, but that is only when the storytelling is excellent.
Ye Fan has experience in writing essays, has a solid foundation, and has a lot of brain holes. Of course, it is not difficult for him to write a book.
He secretly prepared for a while, and decided to give it a try. Without a draft, he took Wang Sheng to sit down and listen to the book. Of course, Wang Sheng was reluctant in his heart. Rejecting people, so he was regarded as the best listener.
Ye Fan put the quilt on his body, only his head was exposed, and he pretended to cough, "I'm going to start."
Wang Sheng reluctantly nodded.
"It is said that a long, long time ago, a stone appeared in the sky, and that stone had a spirit. One day, a grandson monkey suddenly appeared. The grandson monkey looked weird, but his brain was smart. He knew that monkeys were born, aged, sick and died, so he deliberately drifted north to the world. Learning martial arts, it is a pity that he is discriminated against by humans because he is not human-like in appearance. Even so, he still does not give up. As long as he does not give up, luck will come to him one day.
His sincerity moved the heavens, and he found a master who was willing to teach him the magic.
But although the master was very kind to him, everyone bullied him, and the brothers were also very mean to him.
He sees the tricks, and gradually learns the 72 changes. The 72 changes have great powers and completely rewrite his fate.
He became famous and powerful, but dissatisfied with empty-handed, he went to the East China Sea to obtain the Dinghai God Needle, which disturbed the East China Sea. The Jade Emperor was afraid that he would cause trouble in the world, so he specially recruited him to the fairy world to become a small official.
Bi Mawen is a horse breeder, at first he was very satisfied with this official, but later he found out that this official is actually a small official with sesame mung bean..."
"What are sesame mung beans?" Wang Sheng looked innocent.
"...Uh..." Ye Fan was stunned, he was confused, and he couldn't complain about being interrupted, so he had to patiently explain to him, "Sesame mung beans are just for eating, but here is a very small meaning." .”
"Oh, there are no sesame seeds or mung beans in the Demon Realm."
So where is your focus?
Even Ye Fan couldn't help complaining, he coughed, and decided to continue, "After discovering that it was a small official who was as big as a sesame mung bean, Bi Ma was furious, and in addition, the queen mother didn't call him at the flat peach meeting. anger him.
Destroy the Taoyuan, make a big meeting, beat all the officials in the heavens, hold the fan tota Li Tianwang, step on the two generals of Hengha, burn...burn...burn..."
Bang, he fell headlong and fell asleep.
A lot of labor during the day made him exhausted, and he had to spend time thinking about the plot at night, which would give him another job. Although he was still in the experiment, it was quite tiring.
Wang Sheng didn't care at first, but later he was attracted by his story, not to mention that Ye Fan broke off when he was talking about something cool, which made him itchy.
He felt that he was similar to the stone monkey, wouldn't the stone monkey be another him?
He was born humble and discriminated against by others. Since the stone monkey can counterattack, he must be able to do it too.
This story seems to have given him chicken soup for the soul, and he immediately became energetic after drinking it.
He is still very weak, tired during the day, and can't help dozing off at night, but he is different from Ye Fan. Ye Fan feels that he can't become a master, and he doesn't like to work hard. His heart is big, so he can't waste it. Every effort.
On the first day he came to be a handyman, he had already started to meditate, practicing day and night, and only slept for an hour or two. When Ye Fan got up to pee, he saw a person sitting next to him and his pants fell off.
Day, I scared my father to death!
There is a saying that is true, hardworking people have been up all night, but lazy people still can't open their eyes!
Is there any accuracy?
There is wood there!
☆, the villain debut
Sure enough, he is not a person of the same class. Wang Sheng is destined to become a king in the future, and he is satisfied with a golden thigh hug. Of course, it seems to be a big luxury to live.
In modern times, as long as you are willing to work hard, you can eat and drink everything. In ancient times, hard work was not enough, but talent was needed. Will come to be a handyman disciple.
Wang Sheng is easier to get along with. They chatted last night and became more intimate. He was the one who helped to report late this morning. The two of them are very motivated to work together.
Finally, he is not alone anymore, Ye Fan breathed a sigh of relief, since he came here, he has no friends, no one even bothers to talk to him, he doesn't even know anyone in a dormitory, and now he doesn't even know what they are called. It is also enough to fail.
He hopes to maintain this relationship forever, so every night he works hard to make up stories, some are myths, some are made up by him, anyway, they are interesting.
One day he just finished speaking and asked Wang Sheng how he was?
Before Wang Sheng could speak, the roommate next to him said, "Not bad."
What he said seemed to be a recognition. Ye Fan spoke harder, and the audience ranged from one to four. Finally, the dormitory next to him also came to listen to the story. What surprised him most was that Jiangnan was among them.
Jiang Nan seemed to like his stories very much. Every night, he moved a small bench and sat in a corner to listen to his stories in silence. After listening, he went back.
Because of his special attention, Ye Fan knows that he likes to listen to some fairy tales, especially the kind of pig's feet that are born in the grassroots. He's a boy, a man of blood, and his blood boils naturally when he's excited.
"Okay, you bumped into this by yourself." After listening to him so many books, if he was in trouble in the future, would Jiangnan have the nerve to let him die?
"That Nezha has a stubborn personality, how can he tolerate bowing his head to others..." Ye Fan spoke more and more vigorously, and he finally found a sense of security, which he could barely rely on to settle down in this world.
His stories became more and more famous. Every night when he opened the door to look, there were crowds of people everywhere, and he was afraid that there would be no place for him to listen to the truth.
I don’t know how this happened, but it actually reached the deacon’s ears. One day the deacon actually came to listen to him tell the story. When he heard Meng Jiangnu crying, the Great Wall fell down, and he also burst into tears.
Looking down again, there are already a lot of people crying in despair.
It's also emotional, just like when ordinary people watch TV and see abuse, they cry to death with the characters on TV. After all, they are all moved.
The deacon was also moved, and came here every now and then, because he loved hearing Meng Jiangnu's stories.
In order to please him, Ye Fan deliberately told the story of Meng Jiangnu several times, and later he found that as long as it was a love story, this guy would love to hear it.
Later, there was no prohibition, and it was dedicated to telling love stories, adding some mythological themes in it, which properly hooked everyone.
Because the deacon likes to listen to his stories, his work is also easy. Every day when we get together, the deacon calls him to tell stories, which is convenient in many ways.
He thought that Jiangnan would be beaten because of his illness soon, and Wang Sheng would stand up to protect him at that time, so he deliberately pleased the deacon and gave him time to go outside to buy a bottle of golden sore medicine so that he could give medicine to the two of them.
When he came back, it was raining outside. Jiang Nan and Wang Sheng supported each other and walked through the rain awkwardly, but they looked very happy, as if they had found a partner.
This was also the first time the two of them hooked up, and it was only natural that they were excited.
"Today we both share the same illness, how about we become brothers?"
"Okay, just the two of us." Jiang Nan agreed.
just the two of us...
the two of us...
Ye Fan paused, silently pinching the bottle of golden sore medicine.
They said it was just the two of them, there was no third person, so he was just delivering medicine and couldn't blend in with them.
After all, they shared weal and woe, they were whipped, hacked and hacked together, and he couldn't do all of these, he was afraid of suffering, pain, and even more tired, so sharing troubles sounded more like a myth.
Especially with knives, it would hurt for a long time to rub off a little skin in modern times, and it seems unrealistic to let him suffer from knives.
Jiang Nan's words seemed to wake him up. It was impossible for him to blend in with them, so he just put the golden sore medicine on Wang Sheng's bed.
To be honest, Ye Fan is a little sad. He just thought he had a golden finger, but now he is not used to it before liberation. It seems that he has to re-lock the target.
It's not that he has to find Goldfinger, he just wants to find a backer, to rely on when he has something to do, and to talk about it when he has nothing to do. After all, he can't write or use martial arts, and it will be very difficult to fight.
After careful investigation, it was found that there were no other targets. Except for Zhujiao, everyone else was basically a villain.
Can't you hug the villain's thigh?
Is that a thigh?It's clearly a swamp, if you say it's sinking, it's sinking, and you can't take risks.
Villains are generally bad people, ruthless and untrustworthy, their words cannot be trusted.
Ye Fan was very annoyed, he unbuttoned his pants, and just put the water in for a while, the deacon rushed in in a panic.
"Fortunately, you are here." Regardless of Ye Fan's trumpet, he pulled him out quickly, "Come with me."
Ye Fan was taken aback, and wet his pants with a shake of his hand, "What's the rush?"
"It's a big deal." The deacon was very nervous, "The group of rich kids in the inner courtyard didn't know that you could tell stories, and they insisted on passing you on. If you don't go, you will die."
Ye Fan was even more surprised, "How would they know me?"
It's over, it's over, it's over, ninety-nine out of ten villains are in this group of rich kids, they are tricky, self-willed, mean and rude, and the hardest to serve, if someone is not going well and then give him a look to understand it, it will be miserable.
Ye Fan was very nervous, and the deacon didn't know where he got the clothes. He looked decent like a scholar in his clothes, and he looked more decent when he took the folding fan in his hand.
Speaking of which, Jiangnan and Wang Sheng should be worshiping at this time. They took the incense and went up the mountain to worship the demon god. It will take a while to come back, and it is too late to change the plot.
After staying here for so long, Ye Fan has figured out the rules, if things that don't happen in the text will run on their own, what should happen.
He was invited to tell stories to those dudes, of course it was not mentioned in the novel, so it is an automatic operation, it has nothing to do with this article, and he can't change it, unless all those dudes are added to the article, and they are troubled by something Only by stopping their hands and feet can the plot of today be changed, but if they have something to do today, what about tomorrow and the day after tomorrow?
There is always no way to hide.
He suddenly remembered the biggest supporting role in this article and also the biggest villain, Ji Shang.
As the biggest villain, Ji Shang is naturally the same as most bad guys, with a tricky personality, eccentric temper, the most difficult to serve, and a failed IQ.
This is a common problem of all authors. In order to cause some trouble for the pig's feet and make the pig's feet look innocent, the villain's IQ is worrying.
He must have provoked the pig's feet for no reason, and then made things difficult for the pig's feet all the way, but the pig's feet couldn't be killed no matter what, and then secretly grew up and killed him.
This is basically the popular line, 80.00% of Dianjia's articles are like this, and of course it is not uncommon in Tanmei articles.
Ji Shang's situation is the same. He is powerful and willful. He has a golden spoon in his mouth since he was born. He is loved by his parents. He wants stars for stars and moons for moons.
But he has a defect, every fifteenth full moon night, he will transform into a beast and come out to do evil. Of course, this matter is relatively secret.
One must know that his father is a human being, and his mother is also a human being. How come he has the blood of a beast?You don't need to guess to know that it must not be your own, it was her mother who had sex with others, so these two mothers have been hiding it from others all these years.
But when he turned into a beast, he couldn't control himself at all, and he played around and bumped around. This time, it was because he was running around when he turned into a beast at fifteen, and accidentally ran to the back mountain of the handyman's yard.
At that time, Zhujiao was thinking about how to lure the fat man who was peeping at him every night, so he went to the back mountain to investigate the terrain.
He was unlucky, and accidentally saw Ji Shang who just came back from a crazy transformation. Ji Shang was still too weak at that time, and he couldn't kill the pig feet who knew too much, so he could only lie on the ground. One day, when I went back the next day, I started to investigate. After searching for a long time, I didn’t find out why, because Zhujiao was just a handyman disciple, and a handyman disciple was just a name in the sect. What kind of no one will remember.
And the pig's feet are too secretive. They don't go up the mountain until other people are asleep. They don't know that he has gone out, and people who want to find out that he was not there during that period of time can't find out.
But there was one person who knew, that fat man who always coveted the pig's feet, because he peeped at him every night, he knew that he was not there that day, but because he liked it, he kept it a secret, thinking about threatening him to go to bed or something in the future.
Of course the pig's feet were not happy. After he found out, he secretly thought about how to kill Fatty, and finally found a chance to kill Fatty. Who knew that Fatty still kept a hand, and asked his cousin to tell Ji Ji about it. Shang, so the two of them tied the knot.
Originally, as Ji Shang, he killed the male lead every minute, but who is the author? This author is his own father. Of course, it is impossible to write about the shit male lead.
So at this time the villain's IQ is not online.
He didn't rush to kill the pig's feet immediately, but instead pursued the responsibility of the dead fat man, and actually concealed it and didn't report it, so he didn't take him seriously.
But the dead fat man has a background, and this tossing pig's feet have grown up secretly again.
When he ran to kill the male lead himself, the male lead yelled loudly, "I don't accept it, the difference between you and me is not identity, but time, as long as you give me a year, I will definitely defeat you with my own hands!" You, let you kneel and beg me."
At this time, the villain laughed. He thought that even if the pig's feet were given a year, they would still be ants. After a year, they would be nothing more than large ants, and they would still be slapped to death!
Then...then there was no more, the pig's feet counterattacked and slapped him to death.
Of course he is not dead. As the biggest villain in this article, his vitality is more tenacious than Xiaoqiang.
Even if you die, you can be reborn with a drop of blood, and you will be alive and kicking immediately. The more you die, the stronger you are!
But even though he survived, he had completely forged a hatred with Zhujiao, no matter what he did in the future, he would never forget to take revenge, and would harass Zhujiao from time to time.
You must know that not all villains have IQs online. If all the villains in an article are brain-dead, the author will inevitably be dragged down by readers.
After all, the articles are all written by the author. If the author's IQ is not enough, can the articles written still go to heaven?
That can't be good!
Ye Fan finally discovered his strengths again.
"Damn it, everyone's IQ can't surpass Lao Tzu's, what else is Lao Tzu afraid of?"
He really has nothing to be afraid of. No matter how bad the villains go to heaven, they are still jumping in his articles, and they like to eat cold rather than hot.
So do you want to put on airs?Make them wait a few minutes?
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He thought about it for a while, and felt that this was too risky, and he didn't have the courage to do something special, so he got up early to find materials, and the manager specially gave him a day off to let him have a mental preparation in advance.
Of course, he found the material from the Internet. The rebirth system is his cheating tool. There are a lot of fairy tales on it, whether it is Western fantasy or Eastern. .
The situation in the Demon Realm is special. They don't like kind heroes, but they have a soft spot for heroes.
This has something to do with their childhood experience, independent, ruthless, if a doll in the fairy world is beaten up, they will immediately call their father, mother, and ancestor, and drag the family back to beat them up.If the dolls in the Demon Realm are beaten up, they will never call their parents. Instead, they will continue to be beaten, beaten, and tied until they come back, so this is the difference between the Demon Realm and the other six realms.
They don't like heroism, nor do they like kindness and benevolence. They like the great devil who comes out of the world with a creepy smile.
For a prodigal son like Monkey King, he would feel sorry for him when he bit the peaches in the peach garden and threw them away.
And the monsters and ghosts in those movies, to one
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