After landing safely, when I checked into the hotel, there was another card to congratulate Mr. Zhang and Mrs. Zhang on their happy wedding and honeymoon. The lady at the front desk smiled and said, "Congratulations to Mr. Zhang and Mrs. Zhang for their wedding..." Halfway through, she was hacked by Lawyer Mi With a frightened expression on his face, he abruptly stopped talking.

Mi Gongju took a deep breath, and was about to growl again, so I pressed him down, and he forced himself to hold back.Lawyer Mi went upstairs with a dark face and angrily. As soon as he closed the door after entering the room, Mi Gongju, who was unshakable in nature, screamed in an instant: "It's too deceitful!"

"International flights, international hotels, don't even know the traditional French culture?! How dare you say that you are international? Why is Michelle a girl's name?"

"I must complain! Complain! I will write to the customer service downstairs to complain now!"

"It's unbearable! This time, we must give them more knowledge!"

Letting him get angry by himself, I couldn't wait to jump on the big bed, tore off the quilt and rolled a few times.

After Mi Gongju scolded the airline and the hotel, he was still unhappy, and pointed at me again: "Aren't you very happy? Everyone thinks I'm your wife? You feel happy, don't you?"

I continued to roll: "Of course, everyone can tell that we are a couple, and you are right to say that you are my wife. Oh, don't be angry, do you want to be together, this bed is so soft."

Mi Gongju stood beside me angrily and watched me play very high, and felt very itchy in his heart. After a while, he tore off his clothes and got in, and made a fuss with me.

He pressed me on the bed, tore my clothes vigorously, and stripped the two of them naked. The golden fluffy head couldn't wait to lower it and began to gnaw, and the chest was wet.I sighed in my heart, it seems that uncle's nipple syndrome will not be cured in a while.I lay on the bed with my head tilted and watched him work hard, maybe the bed was too soft and comfortable, my eyelids gradually began to tremble, and I became sleepy after a while.

Attorney Mi's head was sweating while he was busy, and I was drowsy.When he finished eating and looked up, I was so sleepy that I was about to snore.Now Mi Gongju was upset again, he lowered his head and sucked hard, and woke me up abruptly from the pain.

Feeling a stabbing pain in my chest, I frowned and opened my eyes. I angrily pushed the big golden haired head away from my eyes: "How many times have you told me not to bite my nipples? Why are you always like this? Just bite and bite? Are you a dog? Yes? It hurts like hell!"

Lawyer Mi felt aggrieved when I scolded him, and the villain complained first: "You were the one who didn't pay attention first, and every time it was my own head that got hot, you just lay there, motionless."

I rubbed my eyes and turned over: "Honey, I'm really tired now. I'm jet-lagged and sleepy. I really don't have the strength. If you want to do it, do it. I'll try not to fall asleep. Is that okay?"

He pursed his mouth and was still unhappy: "Is it really that sleepy? Didn't you sleep all the way on the plane?"

"It's uncomfortable to sleep on the plane. Besides, haven't you done it once on the plane? Now you still have the strength to continue?"

He showed a bewildered expression, bowed his head and began to kiss again, and said in one kiss: "We are newly married now, boo~"

"Of course I'm more excited hehe, boo~"

"You said why are you so uninterested, boo~"

"I read a magazine before, and it was said that couples who are in a good relationship don't leave the bed a week before their honeymoon, boo~"

"Our honeymoon has just begun, we have to spend the first day in bed no matter what, boo~]"

"Don't you think so? Boo~"

"Asher?"

"Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"..."

He kissed me for a long time and saw no response from me. When he looked up, I fell asleep as early as the third time he kissed.I didn't know what happened after that. When I woke up after I had enough sleep, I opened my eyes and felt sore all over my body. It was as if my whole body was being oppressed by a gigantic object, and every muscle was clamoring.Especially the inner thighs were flushed.

I was screaming and rolling in pain: "Uncle, Uncle! Michelle! What are you doing again, ouch, it hurts so much"

Lawyer Mi has a very magical ability, that is, as long as he is in the mood, even if I am still sleeping, he can make himself happy without anyone noticing, and he will not wake me up.In some cases, I really save my worry and effort, but every time I wake up, the aftereffects are unimaginable, and I don't want to know what he did to my body during that time.

Pursing his lips, he tasted a strange smell, reached out to touch his face, and looked down, and sure enough, there was foundation and lipstick in the palm of his hand.

Oh, by the way, Lawyer Mi also has a unique interest. Since I started working as a makeup artist, I have kept a lot of cosmetics at home. One day, Uncle Tian stole a few pens to play by himself, and activated the wrong skill for no reason. , Since then, when I was sleeping, he especially liked to secretly put on makeup and wigs on me, and dressed me up like the Barbie doll he played with when he was a child.I can bear the graffiti, but every time I have to wear a wig, a long skirt and suspenders. The clothes are so ugly and the makeup is so scary that I can't bear to look in the mirror.Lawyer Mi felt that his skills were good, and he made me very beautiful and cute. I couldn’t watch it enough by myself, so I always used my camera and phone to record this epic masterpiece, so that I could savor it later.

My ghostly appearance occupies at least 1 G of memory in his Google shared disk, and I have used various methods to threaten him to delete it. Attorney Mi just refused to let go, and even set multiple passwords for that shared disk, vowing to die defend.

Uncle heard the sound and rushed over, still holding a SLR camera and a memory card in his hand, it seemed that he had just finished shooting, and hadn't had time to import the photos into the computer to destroy the corpse.

I looked at the fluffy lace princess dress I was wearing, and my head got dizzy: "Your 50 kg box is filled with all these crap?"

Seeing me getting up, he held the camera and begged: "Asher, hurry up, put on a duck leg, I just broke it for a long time and didn't fix it, why don't you make one for me~~"

"...", I didn't intend to talk to the idiot, I got out of bed silently, moved to the toilet with difficulty, pointed at him and said viciously: "You wait for me, wait for me to regain consciousness in a while, look at me Don't throw away all your broken cameras!"

He held the small camera in shock: "We agreed, you can scold me, but you can't implicate my camera!"

"Then who agreed with me before? You are not allowed to do this when you are out of the house. Look, you turned me into a ladyboy. If I woke up and went out without looking in the mirror, I would have to be arrested and taken to the police station." !"

Seeing me criticizing his technique, Lawyer Mi was not happy, and muttered in a low voice: "How well I drew for you!"

I feel that my temper has indeed improved a lot in the past few years, and the ability to tolerate idiots has been maximized by being tempered by uncles like this.

I ignored him and went straight into the bathroom to wash my face. It took a total of three washes before I could barely remove the horrible layer of makeup. Looking at the lipstick, mascara and foundation washed away by the sink, I suddenly thought of something and asked him loudly : "Where did you get the cosmetics? Is it in my box?!"

Mi Chengcheng, who can't lie, immediately got 300 taels of silver here: "No! Really not! What, what kind of box? I, I bought it myself!"

When he walked out of the toilet, he ignored his uncle’s obstruction and began to rummage through his bag. He didn’t know if he rummaged through it. He was a good guy. He never forgot to bring a few comic books and an eighth miniature model of Captain America when he went abroad for his honeymoon. He was an otaku. At the highest level in the world, you have to fly with the male god on your honeymoon.Then I took out the inner layer of the box and poured out a floor of cosmetics, Armani liquid foundation, MAC lipstick, YSL concealer, Dior powder, and Lancome eye shadow box. Messed up by Lawyer Mi.

I was instantly angry, and my eyes were red with anger: "Michelle! What's going on?! I told you that if you want to play, don't touch the ones in my box! Do you know how much these cosmetics cost? You just like that make!"

Lawyer Mi was still quibbling: "Don't you have several boxes of cosmetics? I just took a little bit from one of the boxes."

As expected of the daughter of a rich family, the few things she picked up were all good brands. Maybelline, covergirl, and L'Oreal didn't take any of the cheap ones.

I felt distressed and took out the cosmetics and cleaned them one by one. While cleaning up, I scolded him: "I also said that I am not Mrs. Zhang, who is so high in cosmetics like you all day long?"

Knowing that she made a mistake, 'Ms. Zhang' did not refute this time, and honestly followed her to clean up and be scolded.

The two packed their luggage, took a shower, and took a taxi to the reserved restaurant for dinner.Mama Mi has booked restaurants for us in major cities in advance. As long as the two of us go over and hug our names, we can get a seat. After a whole day of tossing around, we finally had a decent meal. We ordered a bunch of dishes, and the food was delicious. The wind swept through the clouds, like a wolf like a tiger.After drinking and eating, I went back to the hotel to rest. My uncle was full of lust, and he hugged me again.

After staying in Germany for 4,5 or [-] days, it was time to move to the next European country. In the morning, my uncle and I went to check out of the house early, and two handymen helped us carry our boxes downstairs.The little buddy looked only eighteen or nineteen years old. He was probably a teenager who had just graduated from high school and worked part-time to earn pocket money. On the ground, the lock was bounced open due to unbearable resistance, and the clothes inside flew out like magic.

Not only that, under the watchful eyes of everyone, a lot of cosmetics and lace princess dresses fell out of Lawyer Mi's box, and they were scattered all over the floor naked. A few days ago, Lawyer Mi scolded him in a rough voice, "Look at us, which one of us looks like a girl?" Who are you calling Mrs. Zhang?" The female receptionist silently knelt down to pick up the cosmetics one by one, with a particularly bright smile, and handed them over respectfully with both hands: "Your cosmetics, Mrs. Zhang"

Lawyer Mi's face changed several colors in an instant, and he was so stunned for a long time that he didn't say a word. Everyone in the hotel didn't forget to take a look at us, first at the big skirt on the floor, then at Uncle, I made up the picture in my own brain, and finally left with a disgusted expression.

The scene was truly spectacular.

During the entire honeymoon after that, Lawyer Mi couldn't get rid of the title Mrs. Zhang.Of course, since then, he has finally stopped rummaging through my makeup case, and he never puts on big skirts when traveling, which is a blessing in disguise.

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