A and M's Daily Season 2

#marriage certificate

After returning from their honeymoon, the two went to the city hall together to get their official marriage certificate.As soon as he opened the envelope, my uncle was in a daze. On the marriage certificate, there were a few large characters clearly and plainly printed: "MrandMrs. Zhang".

Attorney Mi lost his mind in an instant, holding the piece of paper and yelling at the front desk, "Why is Mrs. Zhang, we are two men, and when we submitted the application, we also said that we were a same-sex couple. What did you do?!"

The little girl at the front desk kept apologizing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, one of you two is named Michelle, it's a girl's name, we thought it was because you wrote the gender wrong when you filled out the form, so we gave it to you without authorization." changed"

I couldn't straighten up laughing at the side, and took the opportunity to make up the knife: "See, Mrs. Zhang, even the New York government thinks you should be my wife. Don't struggle, admit it obediently."

Mi Gongju blushed and yelled even louder, "It's all your fault, it's over now, what are you going to change? Don't you know that Michelle is a neutral name in France? Asher, don't laugh! Don't laugh! Don't call me Madam Zhang!"

"Okay, okay, Mrs. Zhang, stop yelling, I'm ashamed of your husband."

"Don't call me Mrs. Zhang!!!"

Afterwards, I called him Mrs. Zhang for a month as I should, until the new marriage certificate was sent, and under the double threats of force and flesh from my uncle, I reluctantly changed my words.But it turned out that I secretly kept the old marriage certificate, and I would take it out to make fun of him whenever I had something to do, which made Lawyer Mi gnash his teeth every time.

Mrs. Zhang, we have a long time to come, take your time.

#Singapore Airlines

Uncle's mother covered all the expenses of our honeymoon as a wedding present.It is rare not to take Air France, this time it is Singapore Airlines.After boarding the plane, a flight attendant came out to greet her with a smile, and said hello politely: "Good morning, gentlemen, you are the only two first-class passengers, and I am very happy to serve you."

I was so shocked that I almost sat down on the ground, grabbed my uncle's sleeve, and asked in a particularly useless manner: "My god, didn't your mother charter a plane for us?"

He dragged me to the middle seat, "No matter how rich you are, you won't charter a plane, you'll be full if you're full."

My country bumpkin reached out and touched the seat, and couldn't help sighing: "Damn it, there is no harm if there is no comparison. I used to think that Air France is very good. Now, when you compare it, your airline is not good. It is far worse than others. gone."

Lawyer Mi, the third young master who is a shareholder of an Air France company, said that his glassy heart has been deeply hurt:  …

Stand up and walk around in the first-class cabin, touch here, look there, look like a local turtle entering the city, everything you see is new, everything you look at feels tall, and you almost take out a pen to write Asher here. tour.

Uncle covered his face and watched me making a fuss. After watching for a while, he couldn't take it anymore and slipped me back, "Sit down, the plane will fly right away, don't make trouble."

I reached out and stuffed a piece of chocolate into my mouth, I bit the chocolate and said vaguely, "Uncle, there are strawberry particles in this chocolate..."

"What's the matter with strawberries, you haven't eaten chocolate strawberries before?"

I shook my head with my food in my mouth, "I have eaten it, but you Air France doesn't have it, and you give us some broken nuts every time, and the first class doesn't even give you chocolate, what a sting."

Lawyer Mi, the third young master who is a shareholder of an Air France, said that his glassy heart has been deeply hurt again:  …

It is estimated that when Mama Mi booked the ticket, we indicated that we were newlyweds and honeymooners. The flight attendant quickly brought a bottle of wine and a plate of chocolate strawberries, and also brought a small fluorescent fake candle on the table, and sent a greeting card with gorgeous It read, "I wish Mr. Zhang and Mrs. Zhang a happy wedding"

Lawyer Mi held the greeting card and saw the veins on his forehead popping up. He turned into Gongju Mi and ran to argue with others: "I booked the ticket before, didn't it say "Mr" on the ticket? Why did you write me as a woman again?!"

The flight attendant kept apologizing, and even pulled a group of flight attendants to bow together. After a while, the co-pilot personally delivered a bottle of wine as compensation.I drank the wine and said to Maomi: "Is it so bad to be my wife? Is it necessary to yell and shake the world every time?"

Mi Gongju said angrily: "This kind of thing has never happened in France, only in the United States, every time I change me into a woman, it is simply sick, crazy!"

"Okay, okay, Mrs. Zhang, don't be angry, come and drink some wine"

Mi Gongju gritted his teeth, "Aren't you having a great time? I think you're so complacent, are you so happy?"

"That's not it, it's so cool, there are delicious wines and fun, and now I'm short of a beauty"

He said sourly, "Am I not a beauty?"

Lawyer Mi is almost two meters above sea level. He currently weighs 98.6 kilograms, has eight packs of abdominal muscles, and has recently grown his chest muscles. He has grown into two large bulging chest muscles. , revealing a large piece of golden chest hair, unshaven beard, too hurried to go out in the morning, didn't wash his face, and there was a piece of gum in the corner of his eye...

How do you look at this image... how does it not match the beauty.

I poured him another glass, patted his chest and smoothed his hair: "Honey, let's continue drinking..."

Mi Gongju: ...

Because when Mrs. Zhang came out, the flight attendants had a very good attitude, and they kept delivering food and drink. We drank a lot of wine, clinked glasses all the time, and yelled: "Happy wedding, Mrs. Zhang", "What is it, Mrs. Zhang?" , you are my wife, you are Mrs. Mi", "Mrs. Mi, you are my wife"...

The two wives came and went, and no one would budge.

After my stomach was full, I felt drowsy, so I flattened the chair, curled up in a blanket, and prepared to sleep.

The flight attendant came over, bent down and asked softly: "Excuse me, sir, are you going to take a rest?" With a particularly bright smile, I pointed to Lawyer Mi next to me: "Well, I'm going to sleep, it's okay, I just need him to warm the bed , don’t bother you guys.”

Miss flight attendant: ...

Lawyer Mi: ...

The flight attendant showed a formulaic smile: "Sir, you misunderstood, I just want to help you make a bed..."

Uncle dragged me up, and the two stood aside.

Another flight attendant came over, and the two little girls made the bed together. I opened the door and watched as the two chairs were slowly flattened out. .

"Oh my god, look quickly! This is a bed! My God, this first-class cabin can share beds."

He has gotten used to my country bumpkin's vigor, and became very calm. He went to the bathroom and changed into pajamas, and lay down by himself, "Okay, come and sleep, I'll show you how high you are. Are you sleepy again?"

I climbed up with a smile, rolled on the bed, and rolled onto him, "Didn't you always say that you want to do it on the plane? Do you want to try?" He glanced at me and raised his eyebrows, "Just got on the plane That's all I thought about, but I don't have a condom on my body now, it's too bad to get dirty, let's do it next time."

I took out a string from my trouser pocket: "Hey, I thought of this a long time ago."

Uncle was very speechless: "You really carry one everywhere"

"It's not all taught by you, always wear a condom, do what you can, do it when you have time, and carry forward the good habit of doing it when you don't have time." I rushed forward with the condom in my mouth, and the two of them rolled together on the bed. Tuan, without paying attention, a bag of condoms fell out.

Opening the cabin door, the two of them lay on the side of the bed and tried their best to search for it. A flight attendant in the aisle held the condom and put it on the bed with a smile. I: ...

uncle:……

This is so embarrassing.

The three of them looked at each other, big eyes to small eyes, and we were stunned for a long time and didn't dare to answer.The little girl was very good at winking, she closed the cabin door and pulled down the window panel.The seat instantly becomes a closed space.

The uncle's face was flushed, he picked up the cover, tore off one, and compared it with his fingers, "It's not your size."

"……What do you mean?"

"So I'll do it"

"..."

Then the two of them had a hot-tempered gunfight at an altitude of [-] meters without any shame or integrity, which perfectly started their honeymoon trip.