A and M's Daily Season 2

Before we moved into our new home, my uncle and I had a big fight about how to decorate the house.

He clamored to decorate each room with different comic themes, one in green, one in blue, and one in pink, and I severely strangled him in his cradle.

I want to hire a designer to help with the design and planning of the home.Uncle Boss was not happy, and whispered that I wasted money indiscriminately, saying that his aesthetic sense was better than that of the designer.It made the two of them yell again.In the end, the elder brother who is a designer made a suggestion: you two choose the furniture by yourself first, if it doesn’t work, he will help you free of charge.

One week before the renovation, I ate and drank enough in the evening, and sat on the bed with my laptop in my hand to shop and choose furniture online.

I pointed to the picture on the screen: This set of dining table and chairs is very good, simple and elegant, so many good reviews.

Uncle pouted: It's all black, it's too depressing.This color makes me lose my appetite.

"What about this set? Ivory white, there is still a discount now, buy a table, and the chair of the same style will be [-]% off."

He was dissatisfied: it's too plain, it's all white and it's so scary at night.

"How about this set of patterns, blue and white patterns. It looks very comfortable."

He continued to criticize: Why is it striped? It looks dazzled, it's not good.

I'm impatient: this doesn't work, that doesn't work either, you can find what you want by yourself!

After finishing speaking, he threw the computer to him and let it go.

Uncle took the computer, flipped the pages on the bed, and looked at it for a long time: "Oh, they are almost the same. I don't know which one is better. You should do it."

The computer is back in my hands.

I poked his chest and threatened viciously: "Then I will choose, and I will kill you if you have any objections!" Attorney Mi twisted his nose and nodded, signaling me to make a decision quickly.

I picked a pleasing dining table and dragged it into the shopping basket, took out my credit card and prepared to pay.

Uncle stretched out his head and leaned over, frowning: Hey, this one is long. Would a round table be better?It looks a bit small, what if the table is too small...

"..."

Angry, he lifted the bed and kicked him off, "It's so annoying, you can't do it, you can't do it, I let you choose and you don't choose! Don't read it, drive directly to the IKEA furniture store tomorrow to see the real thing!"

When the uncle heard it, he was very happy, and grabbed the computer: "Go to IKEA tomorrow? Okay, okay, I will search for what to eat at the IKEA restaurant tomorrow."

I have black money: ...Ikea also has a restaurant?Doesn't IKEA sell furniture?

His eyes lit up, and he explained to me: "Yes, IKEA has everything, haven't you tried it? It's delicious. And it's very cheap. I like the meatballs inside"

I muttered in a low voice: What's so delicious about meatballs...

"Ikea's meatballs are different. Let me tell you that there are many kinds of food in IKEA. There are soups, steaks, cakes, everything. When I was in college..."

He rambled on and started telling me how delicious IKEA is, and the topic ranged from IKEA meatballs to Sichuan bean curd fish pot and Beijing Daoxiangcun dim sum.

The more they chatted, the hungrier they became, and they couldn't take it anymore, so they went out to find a late-night snack.

I drove to Chinatown to find a Taiwanese snack, and ordered milk tea salt crispy chicken beef tomato rice and pineapple buns.I'm used to eating the layer of icing on the outside of the pineapple bun first, and then eating up the fluffy stuffing inside, and throwing the bread to my uncle.He sandwiches the crispy salted chicken with the bread shell, dips it in the soup in the beef rice, and makes it into an alternative Mies sandwich.

It's almost a little faster after supper, my stomach is full, and I am very satisfied.After thinking about it, I always felt that I forgot something, so I asked Attorney Mi, "What did I want to do just now?"

He drove the car and said casually, "I forgot, did you lose the roll paper at home?"

I frowned and thought about it for a long time, but it didn't seem to be a particularly important thing.After returning home, he hurriedly brushed his teeth, wiped his face with water, and fell on the bed together unconsciously.The next day I slept until one o'clock in the afternoon, opened my eyes in a daze and swiped my phone on the bed, when I suddenly received a text message.

Little D: "Have you and Michelle bought the furniture yet?"

I opened my eyes wide, and almost fell off the bed in a jerk.

Angry at Uncle: Furniture, furniture!We both agreed yesterday to buy furniture!

He brushed his teeth and sprayed white foam nonchalantly: It's okay, I'll buy it tonight, don't worry.

That night, after eating and washing the dishes, I immediately put my laptop on my lap. I patted my thigh and said, "I told you we're moving next Friday. Now we don't have any furniture. We have to buy whatever we want today. We can't delay any longer." Already!"

Lawyer Mi was lying on my lap, playing with my hair with one hand and picking my feet with the other, with no image at all, and echoed, "Definitely buy it, definitely buy it!"

The two carefully selected the furniture for 10 minutes. The uncle was tired of digging his feet, so he raised his head and asked, "I'm hungry, is there any cake at home?"

"Didn't you just finish eating? =="

"But I want to eat sweets, do you have any snacks at home?"

I frowned and concentrated on looking at the furniture, and answered casually, "Maybe there are some left, you go to the kitchen to look for it yourself."

He jumped out of bed and ran to the kitchen to look for food, but he didn't see it after searching for a long time, and yelled at me, "Asher, there is no cake at home, I want to eat cake"

"Go out and buy by yourself, don't bother me"

"Oh well, do you want some? Shall I bring you a piece?"

Attention was diverted to the cake, and he made me want to eat it too, so I asked my uncle, "Where did you buy the cake?"

While getting dressed, he said, "Go to the supermarket first. If there are cream puffs in the supermarket, buy them. If not, I'll go to the cake shop two streets away to buy egg tarts."

"There is no toothpaste at home, remember to buy one when you go to the supermarket"

"Is the shampoo gone?"

"Maybe, I haven't been to the supermarket for a long time."

"Hey Asher, come with me"

The two went to the supermarket to buy puffs and daily necessities, and when they came back, they ate snacks and watched videos on YouTube for a whole night.

At noon the next day, open your eyes, swipe your phone, text messages,

Are you and Michelle furniture ready yet?

Have you bought the furniture yet?

Have you bought the furniture yet?

Are you ready?

Ok?

a bolt from the blue.

Forgot to buy furniture again! !I collapsed in place,

He pulled up a giant 1-meter-long telegraph pole that was unconscious, and shouted: Now, right now, right now!Get up and get dressed!Go to IKEA ah ah ah! ! !

The sleepy-eyed Lawyer Mi has an excuseme look on his face: ...it's early in the morning...you've got a bad temper lately...

Packing up and leaving the house as quickly as possible, he drove the car and yawned, muttering softly, "Why are you crazy?"

Use the mobile phone memo to list the things you want to buy, and tap the screen to teach you a lesson, "Buy furniture and furniture as agreed, and procrastinate every day, it's all up to you! What meatballs I talked to me the day before yesterday, and cakes yesterday, and you give me today." Ma Liuer, hurry up, drive directly to IKEA, and you are not allowed to eat meatballs until you finish shopping!"

It took more than an hour to drive from the city to IKEA in the suburbs. They were in a hurry and didn't have lunch. When they arrived at IKEA, both of them had empty stomachs and rumbling stomachs.The moment I entered the door, I was attracted by the smell of food, and stared at the meatball in the hand of the other person. The person was so frightened that he carefully looked at the meatball and protected it with his hands, lest we suddenly rush up to snatch it. .

Uncle swallowed, "Why don't we eat something first, we'll have the strength to go shopping after we're full, we've come here anyway, it's not too late for those few minutes"

I was too hungry, so I nodded in agreement.

This guy happily dragged me to the restaurant, and put plates of food on the table, which filled a large table.The two gathered around a large table of food, gobbling it up under the eyes of everyone.

"This meatball is very delicious, try it quickly." He forked a meatball and handed it to his mouth. I opened my mouth to bite it, and said sourly, "It's just so-so, not as delicious as the one I made."

Uncle didn't refute, and coaxed me cheerfully, "Well, I also think your cooking tastes better."

Meatballs, pasta, steak, bisque and cake, all for $30, was enough for two.

Satisfied with wine and food, hold hands and slowly look at the furniture.

Lawyer Mi said that the most important thing in the furniture is the bed. If the bed is uncomfortable, the home is considered incomplete, and the mattress must be checked first.

The two of them lay down one by one on the mattress area and rolled and rolled, having a great time.

"Shall we buy kingsize or queensize?"

"It's all right, the QueenSize is quite big, the kingsize is a bit too big, and the bed frame is not easy to buy."

"I think this is more comfortable, you come up and try."

"It's too soft, it's not good for the cervical spine, I have to buy a harder bed"

"Oh my god, Asher is so comfortable, lie down quickly"

"I guess this is a bed, this shit is cotton, it should feel like lying on the clouds"

Tossing and turning on the mattress, my uncle hugged me and said affectionately

"In the past, we had no money and could only buy second-hand ones. This time, we must buy a good, big, and comfortable bed."

I laughed at him, "Who has no money? You used to be poor, but I'm rich"

Uncle: "Yes, yes, the big money, do you still have money for the big money? Give some to the small ones."

I waved my hand, "I'll let you, a prodigal bitch, give it to me, it's gone! I've been brought into poverty by you"

Uncle rubbed on the bed, "This bed is so comfortable, let's just sleep like this for the rest of our lives."

I looked at him and smiled, "Well, sleep forever"

You and I were hugging each other on the bed, and the salesperson who stood beside me for a long time couldn't stand it any longer, and stepped forward awkwardly, "You two gentlemen, you have been lying down for a long time, the company has regulations, the time spent on the mattress No longer than 30 minutes, we have a rest room in the store, why don't you two go to the rest room and lie down?"

I:……

uncle:……

Going around and shopping, I finally bought all the furniture before the door closed, filled in the delivery address, went to the IKEA restaurant for a full meal, and drove home satisfied.

On the day of delivery, my uncle and I waited slowly in our new home from morning to night, but we didn't see the furniture delivered.Angrily called to complain, but the other party said that all the furniture had been delivered at noon, and they had all been accepted.

The two of us were stunned and started yelling: whoever accepted it, we are at home now, after waiting for a day, the house is still empty and there is no hair, tell me where is the furniture?

I was yelling at the IKEA customer service at the side, and my uncle's phone rang, so I got up and went to another room to answer it.

After a while, he finished the call, came over and took my mobile phone and pressed it.I was anxious, "What are you doing, I haven't finished talking to you yet..."

Uncle hesitated and said, "Just now the manager of the pizza shop called me and said that all our furniture has been sent to the pizza shop."

I widened my eyes, "Why would I send it to a pizza shop?"

Uncle: ... When I filled in the address, it seemed that I filled in the address of the old apartment

I:……

The two rented a big truck and moved for five hours to get all the furniture back to their new home. The process was bloody and tearful.

The author has something to say:

A brief introduction to the premise:

This article is adapted from real people and real events, which are more life-like, and are all trivial things in life. The protagonist prototype comes from the author's own brother and his foreign boyfriend who has been with him for several years.

A brief introduction of the two protagonists,

Asher: nicknamed AZ, the author's elder brother, Chinese, a former overseas student, now a hard-working financial king and a professional amateur makeup artist.

Michelle: Nicknamed Uncle, Lawyer Mi, Gongju Mi, Golden Retriever Mi, French-American mixed race, telegraph pole at an altitude of 196, Uncle Er Meng Lawyer.

There is a 7-year age difference between the two, and they have lived together for six years. Currently, they bought a suite together in the center of Manhattan, New York.

On Ermeng French Uncle and hard-working financial Wang have to talk about the funny comparison of daily life.

If you haven't read the first part of A and M's daily life, it doesn't affect your reading.But welcome to the first part to join us~ Thank you very much Xiaoxiao!

No.1 in this article claims that No.1 calls "I" Asher

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