Shanhaijing monster edible guide

In fact, Mr. Baling had just started fighting. He was going to go upstream with the fish tank, but Mr. Kun jumped from the fish tank into the river before he reached the upper reaches!Mr. Kun was really like a fish in water in the big river. He started to show his white belly and swim back in the river. From a distance, he looked like a big toad with its belly turned over.

Mr. Baling simply sat on a rock beside the river and watched Mr. Kun swimming in the river.Mr. Kun was swallowed by the big fish, spit it out, took a bath in the river, ate some small fish, and had a good time.

When a big bird flew in the sky, Mr. Baling was actually very relieved, he knew most of the birds in the forest.Even if the bird really wants to catch Mr. Kun in the river, it has to be able to pick it up!The weight of Mr. Kun will crush the bird's legs.

However, that big bird did not come towards the fish in the river, but towards Lord Baling!It was a dark blue peacock, and its sharp claws were clawing at Lord Baling's head. These claws were so strong that Baling Lord felt that if these claws landed on his head, his head would be crushed into pieces. watermelon!

Lord Baling turned into a big snake and opened his poisonous fangs towards the dark blue peacock.The peacock withdrew its claws, stopped not far from Lord Baling, and looked at Lord Baling warily.

Such a big peacock is almost half the size of Mr. Baling. Mr. Baling coiled it up, because he was afraid that if he straightened his body, he would crush the animals and plants in the deep forest.The big dark blue tail of this big peacock is like a steel knife. With a sweep, the big tree fell down.Lord Baling was heartbroken. He looked at the deep forest and cut down the trees: "Peacock, do you want to fight with me? Can you transform into a human form? We can use other methods to decide the outcome."

With its head held high, the peacock crushed the stones by the river with one paw: "Yes, those who lose must accept any punishment. Lord Baling will become my brother's food if he loses."

After finishing speaking, the peacock's big dark blue tail swiped again, and with the peacock as the center, all the surrounding trees became stumps.They are all big pine trees over a hundred years old. In summer, resin balls with rosin will drop. The resin balls are dried in the sun and put up. They smell nice and beautiful. If they are buried, a lot of amber can be harvested after many years. In autumn, squirrels will jump on it, pick pine nuts to eat, and drop beautiful pine cones.

Mr. Baling felt that his forest would be destroyed by this peacock's big tail!He nodded: "Okay, if I lose, I will be your brother's food, if you lose, then I will be your husband's food."

Mr. Baling didn't think he would lose. This is a big peacock spirit. Mr. Baling himself is the mountain god of Baling Mountain, although he is self-appointed.

Lord Baling turned into a human form, and the big dark blue peacock also changed into a human form, a snake, and a peacock began to seriously discuss how to fight.

When the male god and Xu Xiaobai rushed to the river, Mr. Kun was already tired of swimming in the river, and was turning over and jumping on the river bank. Zhou Qingyan walked over and took Mr. Kun into his palm.Xu Xiaobai filled the fish tank with water, and the male god walked over and put Mr. Kun in the fish tank.

He ran over without even picking up the bird with long red tail feathers that fell on the ground, thinking that Mr. Baling was already engaged in a fierce battle! When he came back, he saw that the battle had not happened. alright!

Opposite Mr. Baling was a young man, Xu Xiaobai felt that this young man was very familiar, especially the face of bilingbiling, he seemed to have seen it before.Xu Xiaobai whispered, "I think I've seen him before, and he looks familiar."

Of course it looks familiar, Zhou Qingyan said: "Phoenix's son, Peacock." Peacock has completely inherited Fenghuang's bilingbiling dazzling face. Compared with Fenghuang's facial features, it is more profound and heroic. Phoenix is ​​so bilingbiling and dazzling!

Only a phoenix can give birth to such a big peacock!Such a big peacock has its feathers plucked, scalded clean, its belly cut open, stuffed with potatoes, taro, chestnuts, and brushed with various seasonings, it must taste good.Zhou Qingyan stared closely at the peacock, already savoring the feeling of being full.

Stare at the peacock so hairy!Peacock picked up the collar of his royal blue silk Tang suit: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen me, I often appear on TV, do you want to sign it?"

Xu Xiaobai remembered, not only because the peacock looks like a phoenix, but also because the cards that elementary school students often hold in their hands recently have this bilingbiling face that looks like a phoenix, which is the most popular among elementary school students with seven letters One of the members in the group, Xu Xiaobai, felt that only a fool could be infatuated with them.

Xu Xiaobai waved his hand: "No, no, I don't want an autograph, and I don't really like your combination." We have high IQs.

Zhou Qingyan heard the conversation between the two of them, and asked with the last hope: "Do you have a certificate?" Peacock took out a pile of certificates from his pocket, and took pictures of them to Zhou Qingyan one by one: "ID card, residence card card, bank card, actor card, room card, house book, car book, electricity card, gas card, Carrefour discount card, what else do you need?"

Zhou Qingyan picked up his residence permit, hoping that it was a fake one, but it was a pity that it was a real one.All the documents were completed in such a short time. As expected of an actor, the documents are always replenished the fastest.

Holding that residence permit, Zhou Qingyan was having a hard time choosing between the sacred duties of a national civil servant. If he wanted to eat enough, it could be said that this was a false certificate. Anyway, Zhou Qingyan looked at Mr. Baling and Xu Xiaobai, and the witnesses It's one of our own.

Mr. Baling saw Mr.'s dilemma, and said softly, "Sir, don't worry, I am fighting a duel with the peacock. If he loses, it will be Mr.'s food."

The peacock sat opposite Mr. Baling: "Since you don't agree with tap dancing and I don't agree with singing, let's find someone else to decide." Zhou Qingyan fell on Xu Xiaobai: "Just him, tell us how we should fight!"

This coquettish bird raised its head and squinted its eyes. It looked like a master Bi Sheng. Its tone of voice made you decide that the master rewarded you for the opportunity. Its arrogant and rude appearance was more likable than his father Fenghuang. too much.

Xu Xiaobai looked at the peacock, and looked at Lord Baling. Lord Baling nodded towards him. Xu Xiaobai remembered that a friend in the WeChat circle seemed to have posted that a certain member of this newly formed group had a low IQ. He said decisively, "Then let's guess the crossword puzzle."

Peacock took a deep breath. He decided that he needed to go home and read two books. He stood up and said, "We'll meet here in three days. Well, each of us will give each other ten crossword puzzles. Whoever guesses the most wrong will win the question." Just lose."

Lord Baling nodded: "This method is also possible."

The peacock jumped down from the rock, and said to Xu Xiaobai in a fierce tone: "Hey, do you still want to sign? My signature is very precious. I won't give it to others easily."

Xu Xiaobai saw that he deliberately put on a fierce face, and thought it was quite funny: "Then you can sign one for me, but what should I do if I don't have paper?"

Maybe this is the last words of the peacock.

Peacock knew that you were such a willful expression, took out a photo of himself from his pocket, signed his name on the back, and put it on Xu Xiaobai's face: "Don't be too obsessed with me, baby." Xu Xiaobai Looking at Peacock's signature, it's no wonder that people have to sign it so easily. It turns out that it is because the words are so ugly.

After speaking, he turned into a big blue peacock and flew towards the sky.The male god bent down, picked up a pebble from the river, watched the peacock fly higher and higher, and then threw the pebble over!

Xu Xiaobai only saw that after the male god threw the pebble, the peacock let out a scream and fell from the air.

These snakes and people seemed to not take the matter of the peacock to heart at all. They cleaned up and fished for the fish and went home. Mr. Baling held the fish tank and apologized to Mr. Kun in the fish tank. He should not have forgotten Mr. Kun. In the big river.

The male god took the peacock's signature out of Xu Xiaobai's pocket. The male god looked at the peacock's face, raised his hand and threw it into the grass: "Throw it away, it doesn't look good."

Xu Xiaobai nodded: "Then throw it away, I have always had a question, how did the phoenix give birth to the peacock?"

The male god thought about it for a while: "I can't remember who it was born with. One day, the phoenix laid an extra egg on the mountain, and when it hatched, it became a peacock. They are all like little yellow chickens."

Xu Xiaobai hummed: "What about the golden-winged roc, is it the same father as the peacock?"

Of course, the male god didn't know about such gossip, so he shook a few big grass carp with one arm in his hand: "I don't know, Phoenix doesn't like chicken-winged rocs, probably because he doesn't look like Fenghuang, he still I love peacocks very much, I think Phoenix probably wants a little yellow chicken that is exactly like him."

Really, Phoenix is ​​very narcissistic.

Back at the house built by Mr. Baling, Mr. Baling lay on the branch of a big chestnut tree and read a book. He picked a chestnut from the tree. The chestnut was not ripe yet. Mr. Baling peeled and tasted one. It was cooked. Tastes like pumpkin, raw like unsweetened apples.After eating a raw chestnut and reading a page, Lord Baling felt something looking at him from the depths of the forest.

This feeling has been going on for a long time. It has been there since my husband has not come. I always feel that there is a pair of eyes looking at him in the depths of the forest. I don’t know what kind of eyes they are. They are well hidden, but No malice.Mr. Baling picked a lot of chestnuts from the tree and threw them in the direction he felt, and smiled softly: "I invite you to eat chestnuts. If one day you can come out and see you, I will invite you to eat chestnuts." You eat fish." The big grass carp fished out from the river has been cleaned by Mr. Baling, and Mr. Baling could smell the aroma of deep-fried grass carp on the big chestnut tree. The oil is squeezed from sunflower seeds grown on the mountain. It came out delicious.

Xu Xiaobai was frying the big fish whole in a large pot. The oil was filled with sliced ​​ginger and scallions. The fish was very fresh. It was fried golden on both sides. Put it aside and saute the garlic until fragrant. , Put the fish, put in various seasonings, Xu Xiaobai stewed a large pot of grass carp, the grass carp is too big, it is really a big pot slowly, and poured three full buckets of water to submerge the grass carp.

The stewed grass carp is very fragrant. The male god touched his stomach, but unfortunately he was not full. No matter how good the taste of human food is, no matter how much he eats, he will never be full.

Xu Xiaobai put a few spoonfuls of salt, tasted it, and found it a bit bland, they said it was salted fish and light meat, so Xu Xiaobai put in another two spoonfuls of salt, tasted it just right, adding another spoonful, it was just right of.

A burnable firewood was placed in the stove, and when the fire boiled, it just turned into a small fire and simmered slowly.

A large pot of grass carp was simmering from noon to night, Xu Xiaobai lifted the lid of the large pot, and the soup in the three buckets of water inside had shrunk very thick, this kind of fish soup was just right for eating pancakes.Xu Xiaobai baked a few cakes at the small stove, the flour was very strong, because it was this year's new flour, the cakes baked had a strong aroma of wheat, but the wood fire was different, the big cakes baked were extraordinarily fragrant of.

Xu Xiaobai fished out a large piece of fish for the male god. The male god didn't use chopsticks. He picked up a piece and put it in his mouth. It was slightly salty, but the slight saltiness was just right. The salty taste stimulated the umami taste of grass carp. It is snow white, and the fishbone inside is also white, but there is no need to pick it out, because the fishbone has been stewed so soft that it can be eaten together with the fish.

The male god praised Xu Xiaobai: "It's delicious, um, can I have a few more dollars, let's take a bowl and go outside to eat."

Xu Xiaobai took the male god's big bowl, put a few more dollars for the male god, and then greeted Lord Baling who was outside: "Mr. Come and taste it?"

Lord Baling stopped throwing chestnuts, and replied to Xu Xiaobai: "Okay, I really want to try it, and I'll go there right away." Lord Baling closed the book, and slid down from the tree deftly.

Xu Xiaobai brought a bowl to Lord Baling, and the three squatted in front of the door to eat fish together, with a plate of pancakes in the middle.According to the male god, squatting is popular, people in their village eat squatting, squatting on the stone pier, on the threshold, they can always eat a bowl more than sitting.Lord Baling only ate one bowl, then climbed up the tree and waited to eat his moonshine at night.The male god ate up a few big fish, and the rest of the fish soup was soaked in cakes, and he also ate up.

Xu Xiaobai squatted by the river to finish washing. When he was doing the dishes, the brave little fish in the river would come to his hand to eat some leftovers, making Xu Xiaobai's hands itchy.The male god took out the big iron pot on the stove to clean it, and the male god was cleaning the pot beside him.Xu Xiaobai's bowl was cleaned, and the male god's pot was also cleaned.

The pot is back on the stove and the bowl is in the cupboard.The male god looked outside: "The moon is beautiful tonight." Xu Xiaobai also looked outside, the moon outside was not born yet, the male god already knew whether it was beautiful or not.

Xu Xiaobai praised the moon to the male god: "The moon should be quite beautiful tonight."

The male god turned his head from the window: "Would you like to masturbate together tonight?"

Oh my god, Xu Xiaobai felt like he was going crazy, what the hell did he hear!