Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly waved his hands and said to the male god: "No, no, I didn't think about anything, I just thought that you and Mr. Baling are really good friends." Although Xu Xiaobai said so, but his Melancholy is shown on the face, eyebrows, eyes, there is no place that does not show that Mr. Xu Xiaobai is preoccupied now.

The chestnuts were in the pot, the water was still cold, and the wood was crackling as it burned.Xu Xiaobai's depression is very serious!

The male god took Xu Xiaobai by the collar and carried him to the side of the stove, let him sit on the stove, the stove was very high, the male god lowered his head slightly, and now they were facing each other.

The male god took the Fuguang kettle on Xu Xiaobai's chest and opened it, and took a sip of tea.Xu Xiaobai saw the male god drinking tea from the Fuguang kettle and remembered that he washed his hands with the tea in the kettle after polluting the world!Now I should still have the smell of tea in my hand, it tastes the same as the tea in the male god's mouth, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help lowering his head, what's the matter today, I always have this kind of desire and dissatisfaction thoughts!

The male god asked him suddenly: "What did you do in the bush just now?"

Xu Xiaobai hiccupped nervously, and after the hiccup, he couldn't speak well, and said intermittently: "No, no, I didn't do anything, just to make things easier."

Smell it all.The smell belonging to Xu Xiaobai, over the layers of bushes, floats over with the smell of the deep forest.Zhou Qingyan was in a weird mood. This was a very novel experience. It didn't smell bad, but it didn't smell good either. This kind of smell that was neither bad nor bad made Zhou Qingyan feel very strange in his heart!It's like a bee flying into the stamen and stretching out its furry forelimbs to stroke lightly. It should be itchy, strange, and strange.In addition to the smell of shampoo, food, and flower fragrance, Xu Xiaobai can also smell like this!

The expression on the male god's face was a bit subtle: "Is it convenient?"

Today's male god is a bit aggressive, Xu Xiaobai doesn't know how to answer, he always thinks that the male god knows it all!Xu Xiaobai took a deep breath, and bravely said: "I am, hiccup, masturbating myself, a man can do it, happy after it is done, and suffocated to death if it is not done." Xu Xiaobai tried his best to make himself look very relaxed , gently patted the male god's chest, it felt so good: "Don't you usually give yourself a hand?" and carefully reminded the male god: "It's happier when two men rub."

The male god's expression is more subtle, with an indescribable meaning in it.Xu Xiaobai looked at the subtle expression of the male god, didn't the male god never masturbate himself!Does the male god have some unspeakable privacy!

Xu Xiaobai saw the male god from top to bottom, and the depression in his heart became more serious.He hurriedly changed the subject: "Well, I think you have a good relationship with Mr. Baling. Mr. Baling is really a charming monster with a good personality and good looks. Playing the guqin, her hair is soft and considerate." The more Xu Xiaobai said, the more Xu Xiaobai felt that Mr. Baling was really too kind, so good that people couldn't even have a little bit of jealousy, but only sincerely liked him .

Xu Xiaobai liked Mr. Baling very much.

The male god's subtle expression was even more subtle, and he asked Xu Xiaobai: "Do you want to have sex with Lord Baling?" Xu Xiaobai was dumbfounded, he didn't want to have sex with Lord Baling at all.Xu Xiaobai shook his head quickly: "No, no, I'm worried that you want to have sex with Mr. Baling."

The male god shook his head resolutely: "I don't want to masturbate with Mr. Baling." The male god's gaze was far away: "From the past to now, I have never masturbated before!"

Xu Xiaobai heard the crackling sound of firewood burning in the stove, the water in the pot was boiling, gurgling, and with the steam transpiration, there was a faint smell of boiled chestnuts.

Xu Xiaobai felt a little sad, he stretched out his hand to stop the male god's neck, kissed the male god's forehead, nose bridge, and landed on the male god's lips.They kissed slowly by the steaming stove, once, again, for a long time, Xu Xiaobai's forehead was pressed against the forehead of the male god, he thought, even if the male god is not good, he will not dislike the male god God, the male god is so good, there is only one male god in this world.

Xu Xiaobai held the head of the male god, and said to the male god: "I will not dislike you." The male god looked into Xu Xiaobai's eyes, but he was actually quite puzzled, what is there to dislike him: "I have recently Is something wrong?"

Xu Xiaobai quickly waved his hands: "No, no, you are fine everywhere, and I like everything."

The fire in the kitchen was extinguished, Xu Xiaobai touched the male god's face: "I'm going to add a piece of firewood, the fire is about to go out." Coming to Baling Lord's mountain, I feel that I have changed from a modern person to an ancient person!

Xu Xiaobai took a spoon to stir the chestnuts in the cauldron, the color of the chestnuts became a bit darker, Xu Xiaobai took out one from it, it was very hot, Xu Xiaobai dropped the chestnuts on the ground.

The male god picked up the chestnuts that fell on the ground, peeled them open, put them in his mouth and tasted them.Xu Xiaobai was very greedy, the male god was eating his favorite chestnuts, he asked: "Are they cooked, are they delicious?"

The male god chewed it, chewed it, and swallowed the chestnuts: "It's not ripe yet, cook it again." Xu Xiaobai ran to light the fire again, and made the fire vigorous, hoping that the chestnuts would be cooked soon.

Xu Xiaobai was lighting the fire, Zhou Qingyan went to the yard, Lord Baling was drinking tea in the yard, the tea set had been moved from the yard to the big chestnut tree.Lord Baling saw Mr. coming out, held up his teacup and asked, "Why does Mr. have such an expression?"

Mr. has a strange and puzzled expression, as if he has encountered something big, and what can make him show such an expression?

Zhou Qingyan talked with Lord Baling about what he had said with Xu Xiaobai.Lord Baling listened, wanting to laugh non-stop, he finally couldn't help laughing out loud, the tea in his laughing hand spilled on the ground.

Zhou Qingyan poured himself a cup of tea: "Mr. Baling, what's so funny?"

Lord Baling poured a cup of tea for the male god: "Drinking tea, sir, I'm just laughing at you." Lord Baling pointed to the vast land: "Sir, if you listen to the voices in the mountains and forests, you can still hear What?"

The male god listened carefully and could hear many voices, all the voices in the deep forest.The male god was listening to the voice, and Lord Baling was talking. He said: "The fish in the river need to reproduce." Zhou Qingyan heard the sound of fish chasing each other in the big river.Baling Lord said: "Birds need to lay eggs and feed their young." Zhou Qingyan heard the sound of birds crossing their necks in the tree.Baling Lord said: "Beasts need to multiply and thrive, and a strong team." Zhou Qingyan heard the sound of wild animals running and hunting in the deep forest.

Mr. Baling continued: "Sir, I know everything, but I don't know much about human customs. Human skin-to-skin kissing is to express liking and intimacy."

Skin-to-skin contact is to express liking and intimacy.The male god seems to understand, or doesn't seem to understand, this kind of relationship has never happened before, but Xu Xiaobai likes it, so he should like it too.

It's just a masturbation!The male god picked up the teapot and drank it to the brim, and there's nothing unacceptable about masturbating with Xu Xiaobai, as long as Xu Xiaobai doesn't think about masturbating with Mr. Baling, or with others!

The male god humbly asked Mr. Baling: "What kind of skills do you need for this masturbation?"

All the tea in Mr. Baling's teacup was spilled, and he smiled embarrassedly at the male god: "Sir, I don't know about this, and I have never done it before. Why don't you practice more on yourself at night?"

The male god silently looked at his hand and squeezed it vigorously.

Xu Xiaobai came out with a big pot of chestnuts, and found that the male god was holding his hand tightly and moving it back and forth. He was very curious: "What are you doing?" Zhou Qingyan answered him with a hum: "Feel the hand feel and Strength."

Feel and strength?Here's what to do!Xu Xiaobai put the chestnuts under the big chestnut tree and guarded the chestnut tree to eat the chestnuts.Peel the chestnuts, because the chestnuts are beaten before they are ripe, and the flesh inside is still light yellow when cooked and eaten.Xu Xiaobai peeled off one and handed it to the male god: "Try it, is it delicious?"

Xu Xiaobai felt that he had guessed the secret question of the male god, so he should treat the male god better!Now he can't wait to put all the good things in front of the male god.

The male god tasted the chestnut that Xu Xiaobai peeled for him, chewed it in his mouth, the taste of the chestnut was not very strong: "Well, it doesn't taste like a chestnut, but like a pumpkin, it's light and not sweet. Very fluffy, very soft."

Xu Xiaobai peeled one and tasted it, it really didn't smell like chestnuts, like eating pumpkin.Xu Xiaobai asked Lord Baling: "Mr. Baling, do you have sugar at home?"

Mr. Baling still prepares such things as sugar and salt.Xu Xiaobai went to the kitchen to find white sugar, put it in the middle of the table, two people, a snake, and later brought out a fish, under the chestnut tree, dipped in sugar to eat boiled chestnuts.

The whole pot of boiled chestnuts has been eaten, the dinner is Baling Lord's roasted hare legs, Baling Lord's roasted hare legs are still so delicious, Xu Xiaobai ate four roasted hare legs, and the male god gave out two Feed the root to Mr. Kun, and eat the rest by himself. Mr. Baling ate a piece of moonlight.

Mr. Baling likes Mr. Kun who has a relatively low IQ after he became smaller. At night, he took Mr. Kun away and said that he wanted to talk to Mr. Kun about the sea and the sky.

Xu Xiaobai silently thought that Mr. Baling would be disappointed, Mr. Kun only knows how to eat and sleep, the sea and the sky are not as attractive as a boiled mung bean.

Mr. Baling returned to his room with the fish bowl in his arms, the male god gave Xu Xiaobai a kiss, and hurried back to his room.

Lying flat on the bed, Zhou Qingyan looked at his right hand, the moonlight outside was very full and bright, and Lord Baling could be full under such moonlight.He put his right hand on his lower body, rubbed it twice, completely tasteless, this made the male god very tangled, the male god felt that his partner liked the intimate activities of two-legged sheep, it was really difficult express things.Zhou Qingyan stood up, went out, and washed his hands by the river.

When walking back, the male god deliberately put his ear close to Xu Xiaobai's door, wanting to hear what Xu Xiaobai was doing.He heard shallow panting sounds from Xu Xiaobai's room, not continuous but intermittent, a little painful, a little happy.The male god stuck in front of the door, listening all the time, and finally heard Xu Xiaobai let out a long sigh, feeling very satisfied.

The male god looked at his right hand, looking at Xu Xiaobai's door panel!He opened his door with a blank expression and went in. It turned out that his partner was dissatisfied with him. This is really a tangled issue.

Xu Xiaobai was still immersed in a lot of melancholy at first, but he figured it out in a blink of an eye, the male god is still the male god, you can't stop loving him because you can't, after Xu Xiaobai figured it out, he happily thought about the male god again During the day, the feeling of blowing a cock is shameless, and the male god can't do it by himself!

When I woke up the next day, everyone was not refreshed, and the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing.Xu Xiaobai was a little drowsy due to excessive indulgence, Zhou Qingyan couldn't help himself to look at Xu Xiaobai's right hand, and then at his own right hand.Mr. Baling was dripping wet, holding an empty fish tank, and the little blue fish was lying in the fish tank with its white belly turned upside down like a dead body, showing an aura of I don't want to live anymore.

An embarrassing morning for Honey Juice.

Mr. Baling hugged the empty fish tank and said to Zhou Qingyan, "Mr. Kun and I didn't have a good chat last night. I'll get some water for Mr. Kun."

Mr. Baling was afraid that the water downstream would not be clean, so he took the small fish tank upriver to fetch water.

Xu Xiaobai is alone with the male god.But the look of the male god is really weird, what happened yesterday?Xu Xiaobai asked the male god: "Do you want to eat anything today, but there is nothing in the kitchen, do you want to go hunting? I saw bows and arrows hanging on the wall, can I go together?"

Xu Xiaobai is very excited. He often watches costume TV dramas and shoots bows and arrows, and the big eagle falls down, refreshing!

The male god followed Xu Xiaobai in the kitchen, and Mr. Baling was indeed a fairy who had never lived in the secular life. He thought that eating salt and sugar every day would make him full. The kitchen was so well organized, and only a bag of rice was useful. Yes, everything else is just decorations, Mr. Baling is an artist who does not eat fireworks.

The male god nodded: "Why don't you go hunting." Xu Xiaobai happily ran to carry the big bow on his back, followed the male god to hunt, and vowed that he must shoot a flying bird in the sky. bird!

Following the male god to the depths of the mountain forest, the old soil under his feet was once covered by layers of fallen leaves, fertile and black.The fertile soil is filled with towering trees, which are so dense that you can’t even see the sky. Under the towering trees are dense plants. At a glance, they are all green. Everywhere is a good ambush by wild beasts. place.

Xu Xiaobai touched his arm, deep in the forest, without seeing the sun all year round, he felt cold and cold.Xu Xiaobai took a deep breath, and carefully followed behind the male god. In fact, there was nothing to worry about. While the male god walked forward, he had already cleaned up the branches on the ground that blocked the road. The face and arms were also broken off and thrown aside.

It's quite safe, but Xu Xiaobai thinks that they won't catch prey like this.Xu Xiaobai asked softly with the bow and arrow on his back: "Can we find the prey? It feels like the prey will be scared away when we come here like this."

The male god nodded: "I'm running away now, and I'll be back in a while."

The male god looked around, picked a green-skinned wild fruit from a tall oak tree and climbed a vine with big leaves, walked to Xu Xiaobai's side, squeezed it hard, and squeezed out a thick green juice , touching Xu Xiaobai's nose, forehead, and cheeks, Xu Xiaobai felt that his whole body exuded a fruity fragrance.

The male god said to Xu Xiaobai while wiping: "The more sensitive the beast is, the better it tastes, but the sensitive beast can feel the smell of the mountains and forests. As long as there is a strange smell in the smell of the mountains and forests, they will hide it. Observe whether it is an enemy or not. Prey." In the surrounding area where Xu Xiaobai seems to have no prey, there are many ferocious animals dormant, and there are also many gentle animals hidden.

After the male god wiped it, he kissed Xu Xiaobai's forehead, his mouth was full of fruity fragrance: "Now they can't smell you, we can hide and wait for them to appear."

Xu Xiaobai and the male god hid behind the dense undergrowth and looked at the front attentively. After a while, a bird landed on a tree full of bell-like fruits. This bird is very beautiful, and its long tail feathers are fire The red one, Xu Xiaobai took the bow and arrow from his back, nocked the bow and arrow, and pulled the string, it couldn't be pulled away at all!Xu Xiaobai tried his best to pull it, but he still couldn't pull it away!

TV dramas are all deceptive. When watching TV, it is obvious that even a child can easily open these bows and arrows.The male god saw that he had put in a lot of effort, his fingers were all red from the strings, and kindly reminded him: "If you do it once, your fingers will be broken."

To draw a bow and set an arrow, you have to bring your finger. Xu Xiaobai didn't know that the TV series didn't teach him.

The male god took the bow and arrow from Xu Xiaobai's hands.The beautiful bird with long fiery red tail feathers has already flown up, the male god drew his bow and set an arrow, and shot towards the bird, Xu Xiaobai didn't even see the bow and arrow go out, he only saw the bird from mid-air Fell down and shot.

Xu Xiaobai, no, Xu Xiaobai's object shot a bird flying in the sky.Xu Xiaobai happily went to pick it up, but before he picked it up, he heard a loud bang, and then saw a snake tail raised high. Such a big snake tail is Lord Baling!

Zhou Qingyan heard more than he saw. He heard the sound of fighting, saw Lord Baling fighting with his opponent, and smelled a faint smell of a monster. It seemed to be a big monster, but it was still close.

Zhou Qingyan said softly: "Let's go back, something has happened." Who is worthy of this big snake, Mr. Baling, to fight like a snake!