Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Spicy stewed miscellaneous fish.This dish is kind of evocative.

Zhou Qingyan and Kunpeng are a little tired of staying in this world, wars, difficulties, and poverty are spreading in the world.Zhou Qingyan is a little tired of watching. The Jiuqing Pavilion has been closed for a long time, and there is nothing to do. Zhou Qingyan plans to take Kunpeng to the deep forest in the north to see the snow, flowers, sky, moon, and peace without the flames of war. , the most important thing is to taste the taste of monsters that grow freely in the deep mountains and old forests.

He boarded a fishing boat and was detained off the coast of Fujian.Krakens appeared along the coast of Fujian and Guangdong, and boats were forbidden to pass through. Zhou Qingyan disembarked with Kunpeng’s fish tank in his arms, and the fishermen who drove the boat were sent home. Zhou Qingyan had nowhere to go, so the local guards took him home for a meal. I also gave some copper plates as travel expenses.

What I ate was stewed miscellaneous fish with spicy peppers.

The defenders were ventilated on all sides, and they were short of rice and food. What they served was a large bowl of stewed miscellaneous fish with spicy peppers.The miscellaneous fish are very small, each one as long as a finger, and they are miscellaneous. There are no less than dozens of kinds of squid, small angding, small hemp strips, small mandarin fish, and table strips.A pot full of red peppers, fried crispy, mixed with miscellaneous fish, sandwiched with dogwood, pepper, garlic, and homemade plate sauce, simmered in a pot of water until there is only a little soup left.

Such a rough method is really fresh and spicy, and spicy and fragrant.The fresh miscellaneous fish is really fresh, and the defense is directly cast into a fine net to catch it, and after disembowelling and cleaning, it starts to be cooked.

After more than 200 years, I have never tasted the stewed miscellaneous fish with spicy peppers. Maybe the miscellaneous fish is too fresh, maybe the taste of the sauce is too unique, maybe the chili cornel at that time is not ordinary.

The defense at that time was called Changxuan.The stewed miscellaneous fish with spicy peppers is so delicious, Wei Wei left a little impression on the defense.

Zhou Qingyan poured a cup of hot water for Xu Xiaobai: "Well, there are quite a lot of names like Chang Xuan." Xu Xiaobai bent down and took a sip of hot water, Zhou Qingyan raised his hand and patted him on the back vigorously.Xu Xiaobai swallowed the hot water, stood up and burped again: "I, oh, I heard that this fish is his partner's surname Chang, so, oh, it's called Chang Xuan."

After listening to Xu Xiaobai's words, the male god smiled: "Since that fish said so, then you can believe it for now."

Xu Xiaobai hiccupped again holding the watermelon, and saw the male god turn around to take a bath.Xu Xiaobai's hiccups couldn't stop, the male god suddenly turned around and said to Xu Xiaobai: "That mermaid is pregnant!"

Xu Xiaobai's eyes widened immediately, his heart was completely overturned!He stared dumbfounded at the male god walking into the bathroom, he forgot about the hiccups, it should be said that he was so scared that he forgot about the hiccups!

The male god opened the bathroom door and said to Xu Xiaobai: "I'm lying to you, I'm so scared that I can't hiccup now, how could the male fish be pregnant." The male god closed the bathroom door, Xu Xiaobai dug a piece of watermelon and threw it into the bathroom. Small fish tank, thinking that the male god is real, it is so easy to believe a lie.The little blue fish spit out a lot of watermelon seeds, all dug up to the skin of the watermelon, not sweet at all, rolled his eyes, and let his white belly dry.

After two days to see it, it is estimated that there are live fish to eat in these two days, and the nutrition is up to date. Under the immersion in sea water, the skin of this shark has returned to moon white, and the hair has not fallen off. The whole looks, soaked in In the water, there is a kind of beauty of flowers in the mirror and the moon in the water.

The male god decided to reply to the email.Xu Xiaobai opened the mailbox.Zhou Qingyan pointed to the owner of Tiangou flagship store: "Reply to him." Xu Xiaobai opened the owner's email and asked, "Don't the other two need to reply?"

Zhou Qingyan shook his head: "There is no need to reply. If there is no reply, they will know that they have been rejected by the Jiuqing Hall." He pulled a chair and sat beside Xu Xiaobai: "Let me tell, you write."

Xu Xiaobai hummed, clicked reply, followed the male god's words and began typing on the keyboard: This merman is two meters long, has black hair and black eyes, and has a beautiful appearance. There is a small mole on his lip. He was caught on the coast of Fujian and Guangdong. announced.

Xu Xiaobai clicked to send, and soon the owner of the flagship store replied: Thank you, sir, please clarify.

Xu Xiaobai tapped and replied: Yes, see you at Dongji Bridge at midnight tomorrow.

After Xu Xiaobai finished posting, he couldn't help but glance at the merman in the vat, the merman is very calm today.Objectively speaking, as long as the fish does not show its sharp teeth and speak, it is really a beauty.

What will happen to the fish now?

Today's weather is very cloudy, and it's stuffy and uncomfortable outside. As long as I stand outside, my chest and neck will be covered with sweat.I always feel that the weather is not normal. It has been raining heavily in the north for a while, and the rain is very heavy. After a heavy rain, the water left behind can be more than one meter deep.There hasn't been such a heavy rain in many years, and even if it did, it used to be only once a year every year.

This year there is often such heavy rain.In the south, according to the weather forecast, there is a drought.

Xu Xiaobai opened the window, and a gust of hot air came over his face.The room was cool with the air conditioner on, Xu Xiaobai asked the male god: "Will this fish be eaten? Hey, it's actually not easy, but it's also quite powerful."

Zhou Qingyan shook his head: "No, this fish is far inferior to the price offered by the shopkeeper. Would you buy a fish that would ruin your fortune and eat it?"

of course not.This fish is not bad if it is not eaten.

Zhou Qingyan smelled heavy water vapor. The weather will continue for another two days. On the third day, there will be a downpour, and the rain will be very, very heavy.The weather was abnormal, and his fingers were groping back and forth on the window, and the water vapor penetrated the air, passed through the glass, and surrounded his fingers in a small invisible way.

With a flick of Zhou Qingyan's finger, he moved towards the sky again.

Zhou Qingyan said to Xu Xiaobai: "Let's go to the supermarket to buy something, and by the way, tell Ms. Miao to go to business tomorrow night." Xu Xiaobai counted the remaining food at home.I think I should also go to the supermarket, but I am still quite worried: "Is it okay to keep the shark at home like this?" Zhou Qingyan thought about it, opened the refrigerator and took out a grilled sausage, took out the small fish tank, and hugged the shark. On the opposite side of the person, the grilled sausage was thrown into the fish tank, and the little blue fish swallowed it in one gulp.Zhou Qingyan said to Little Blue Fish: "It can't run away, play with it well."

The two fish looked at each other, the little blue fish seemed to feel that she was more beautiful, shook the three hairs on her head, and flaunted a glance at the shark!

Xu Xiaobai followed the male god and took the bus to the supermarket. There were only small supermarkets near where they lived, and they had to take seven or eight stops to go to the big supermarket.The air conditioner is on in the bus now. Since the air conditioner was turned on, the ticket price has also increased, from one yuan to one yuan and four.The bus passed Ms. Miao's pet shop. After notifying Ms. Miao, the two continued to board the bus.

Walking around in the supermarket, Xu Xiaobai and the male god each had a trolley in their hands.Xu Xiaobai's trolley was filled with dried fruit, fruit, jelly, dried tofu, and a lot of snacks. The male god's trolley was full of edible oil, seasoning, pork ribs, flour, rice, vegetables, and so on. There are a dozen Wuchang fish that just arrived from the supermarket today.

These things were transported back with the help of the staff of the supermarket, Xu Xiaobai and the male god went back in their truck.Throw four or five Wuchang fish to the shark, and Xu Xiaobai and the male god will have steamed Wuchang fish for dinner.

After dinner, Xu Xiaobai and the male god nestled on the sofa and watched a movie together, a new cartoon.Xu Xiaobai was refreshed after watching the Three Views, and felt that his little blue fish was really beautiful compared to the red and fat dolphin with horns on its head and two big wings that turned into a digital elf.

Xu Xiaobai's only thought was that the ending song was pretty good, and he needed to clean up his views, so he took a few more glances at the little blue fish in the fish tank, it was so handsome.The little green branch in the yard hasn't changed at all, it's still so small, I don't know how long it will take to grow into a big tree.

Xu Xiaobai and the male god were nestled on the sofa watching a movie, and Ms. Miao had already started working.Wearing glasses, she searched out a set of vintage pear blossom wood furniture from Tiangou.com, and asked for a large, thick and exquisite old-fashioned chair, and three ordinary yellow pear blossom wood chairs.Shipping address: Dongji Bridge.Message: Please deliver it to Dongji Bridge on time at ten o'clock tomorrow night.

Thinking about the image of Mr. Domineering sitting on the old man's chair, I felt that there was still something missing, so I went to the embroider shop on Tiangou.com to order a set of super-large luxury canopy, and asked the store to deliver it to Dongji Bridge at ten o'clock tomorrow night.

Sir, he is short of a dragon robe!

At nine o'clock tomorrow night, Ms. Miao put on a black high-waisted and off-the-shoulder long dress with pearls inlaid on the skirt and long red glazed nail covers. After thinking about it, she took out a golden The mask, worn on the face, only revealing a lip painted with aunt's purple lipstick, took a set of cloisonne tea set and set off.

She drove to Dongji Bridge.Dongji Bridge is actually an ancient building. It was built in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties. It is a hole-shaped stone bridge. The place is relatively remote. The bridge is like being built in green water.

Ms. Miao dexterously jumped down from the viaduct and landed on the Dongji Bridge.A layer of dust fell on the Dongji Bridge, and two thick barriers were built on both sides of the bridge, with the words that this bridge is forbidden to pass.

Ms. Miao moved her fingers, removed the barriers on both sides of the bridge, and threw them into the ground.She stood on the bridge and whistled, then meowed twice.Thinking of the sound of swishing in the crop field, Ms. Miao opened her bag, grabbed a handful of dried fish from it, held one in her mouth, and threw it on the bridge. Many wild cats sprang out of the crop field, and the wild cats stood on tiptoe. A cat eats a small fish jerky and gets to work!

They swept the Dongji Bridge lightly with their soft pads and furry tails. After a while, the dust and dirt on the Dongji Bridge were cleaned up.Ms. Miao was in a good mood, and each wild cat was assigned three small dried fish, and then disappeared into the crop field as quietly as it came, and left with the small dried fish in its mouth.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the huanghuali wood tables and chairs ordered from Tiangou.com and the luxurious canopy from Xiuniangfang arrived.Ms. Miao placed the widened and thickened exquisite version of the old-fashioned chair at the highest point, with a canopy on it, and the remaining three chairs were placed in random order.There are two lanterns on each side of the bridge.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan set off. Xu Xiaobai made two cups of instant coffee because he was afraid that he would be sleepy at night, and made a bag for the male god.Nescafe instant coffee, I drank it from high school to college, Xu Xiaobai asked the male god, "Isn't it good?"

The male god replied with a delicate expression: "It's a bit like the smell of the pot water at home, and the color is quite similar." Xu Xiaobai looked at the coffee left in the quilt and felt that the color was quite similar, and he didn't want to drink it at all. .

The male god carried the glass box and took Xu Xiaobai for a ride from the street. He didn't dare to take a taxi, the taxi couldn't fit such a big glass box.Little Bengbeng didn't have a carport, so the male god carried it there.In the middle of the night, walking to such a remote place with a glass box on his shoulders, the more the bouncing elder brother thought about it, the more he felt that these two people had a feeling that they were going to dump the corpse. He was so scared that he didn't dare to ask for more money, so he drove away.

Zhou Qingyan carried the glass box and jumped from the viaduct to the Dongji Bridge. The box was handed to Ms. Miao, and she opened her arms and said to Xu Xiaobai who was standing on the viaduct, "Come down, I'll follow you."

Xu Xiaobai took a breath, looked at the male god's open arms, and silently prayed that I must perform a good dance.He jumped vigorously from the viaduct, obviously aiming towards the male god's arm, but after catching Xu Xiaobai, he found that he jumped from the wrong place, this must be a tragedy of landing on his face.Xu Xiaobai's eyes were all closed.Zhou Qingyan quickly moved a few steps to the right, grabbed Xu Xiaobai by the collar like a kitten, and carried him to the chair.

Zhou Qingyan sat in the middle of the chair, and Xu Xiaobai sat beside him.In front of Xu Xiaobai and the male god, Ms. Miao put a cloisonné teacup with plum blossoms and snow on it, and poured two cups of hot tea.

At 45:[-], a person came out of Dongji Bridge.Xu Xiaobai was drinking his second cup of tea. He didn't know what kind of tea Ms. Miao was brewing. He always felt that the taste was slightly bitter but sweet, sweet but fragrant, and there was an unknown floral fragrance in the fragrance.Very good.

A person walked over from the bridge, needless to say, the owner of the flagship store.Xu Xiaobai looked at the owner of the flagship store under the light of the lantern. He looked about 30 years old, with a straight waist, short hair, a resolute and capable face, and was very tall. He seemed to be slightly taller than the male god, like Be a soldier!

Very handsome!

Ms. Miao couldn't help hiding behind the canopy pillar behind Zhou Qingyan, and pressed the mask on her face. If she turned into a cat, she would have blown up her black hair and screamed stand up.At this moment, her heart is screaming, Lao Ba, it is Lao Ba, enough is enough, hurry up and hide it!

Lao Ba carried a huge mountaineering bag and two particularly large woven bags, walked up from the bridge entrance, and said respectfully to Zhou Qingyan, "Sir."

After calling Mr., he opened the two large woven bags and the hiking bag one by one: "Sir, please take inventory."

Ms. Miao shrank back behind the pillar again, especially afraid that her husband would ask her to go over and take stock. Fortunately, the husband just glanced at it and said to Lao Ba, "Very good."

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the glass box in the middle: "Chang Xuan, please look at the goods."

This is also Chang Xuan!Xu Xiaobai saw the owner of the flagship store open the glass box!With the same two names, he has already imagined a thousand scenes in his mind, crying, intimate, full of emotion, and so on.

But it was completely different from what he thought.

Lao Ba opened the glass box and took a look at the merman inside, then closed it again!Without saying a word, the box was closed again!Because the lid of the box blocked it, Xu Xiaobai couldn't see the expression of the shark, but this kind of meeting scene was completely wrong.

Lao Ba closed the lid of the glass box: "Sir, it's this one."

Zhou Qingyan stretched out his hand and motioned Lao Ba to sit on the chair opposite him: "Chang Xuan, long time no see, I never thought you were still alive." Sitting opposite Zhou Qingyan, Lao Ba looked at the man in front of him. More than 200 years had passed, and his appearance had not changed. What changed: "Sir remembers me."

Lao Ba remembers that during the Jiaqing period he was doing a small garrison. It happened that there was a water monster on the coast. He caught a fishing boat and met Mr. at the time. He didn’t know it was Mr. at the time. The net caught a net of miscellaneous fish.

Zhou Qingyan nodded: "Because of your plate of stewed fish with spicy peppers."

Lao Ba deliberately recalled the old days: "I can survive, thank you sir, he gave me a red and black bead before leaving, and I always carry it."

Zhou Qingyan's face remained unchanged, and he couldn't remember the red and black beads at all.Xu Xiaobai drank his third cup of tea with his head down. The two Chang Xuan met, but the plot was not very exciting. He took a sip of tea, watched Zhou Qingyan, and then Hanba.

Zhou Qingyan understood what he was thinking, looking at Xu Xiaobai's eyes, he asked bluntly, why both of them were called Chang Xuan.Zhou Qingyan knocked on the table: "Chang Xuan, it's Hanba now, there should be an adventure."

Lao Ba also wanted to talk about this with his husband, so he went straight down the slope: "Sir and I had a meal of stewed fish with spicy peppers. After we parted ways with him, I took people to the sea to wait for the water demon."

Lao Ba was still called Chang Xuan at that time.The sea was stormy, and there was no news after waiting for several days and nights. On August [-]th, the moon was very round, and the moon on the sea was even rounder. Chang Xuan finally saw the legendary sea monster.

The moon is beautiful, and the silver light breaks apart on the sea surface. That siren is even more beautiful. It sings a song. seduced.The sea monster turned its head and smiled at Chang Xuan, its wet black hair stuck to its cheek, such a sea monster is a black peony that blooms in the middle of the night, deadly.The slender fingers of the siren hold a fisherman's chin. It holds a bong in its mouth and emits a puff of smoke. Everything is the beauty of midnight.

The next moment, the fisherman's neck was bitten off. Chang Xuan watched the fisherman's neck spurt out bright red blood, and felt that it looked like a blooming red flower, which was even more charming against the midnight black peony like the siren.The sea monster quickly disappeared into the sea carrying the fisherman's body.

Lao Ba rubbed his hands together: "At that time, I was so fascinated that I lost my mind."

Xu Xiaobai felt that thinking about such a scene, he couldn't help it. With the face of the shark, it was like a promotional poster made in a fantasy blockbuster.

Since then, the purpose of searching for the Kraken seems to have changed slightly. Chang Xuan always watched it from a distance, and saw it eat 35 people with his own eyes, including ordinary fishermen, young children, and his subordinates.

Lao Ba sighed: "I decided to kill it."

But he didn't do anything, the wind and waves were very strong, the boat capsized, Chang Xuan finally faced the sea monster face to face, one needed enough food, and the other was facing the enemy.

Lao Ba continued: "We had a fierce fight, I choked it's throat, it couldn't sing, it almost killed me, but nothing happened, the waves were too big, we were entangled, I touched its eyes, it was really beautiful, I let it go, I hope it kills me."

Nothing happened.Chang Xuan has been entangled with this sea monster for 13 years. Sometimes they smoke a pipe together in harmony, and sometimes they fight violently.

Chang Xuan remembers very clearly that in the 18th year of Jiaqing, when the moon was shining brightly, the merman told him that it wanted to become a human being like Chang Xuan.Chang Xuan agreed, and he remembered more clearly that as long as you stop eating people, I will definitely make you a human being. I can't, my descendants can always, generation after generation.

The sea breeze was strong, and the merman suddenly laughed, and it sang a song. The song was ancient and sad. Chang Xuan didn't know what it was singing, but felt sad in his heart. He couldn't help but shed tears. Seeing the merman shed tears too , Siren's tears are different, falling white pearls.A song is over.

Lao Ba moved his neck: "I was bitten to death. Although I didn't bite off my neck and was not eaten, I accidentally swallowed the black and red bead that my husband gave me when I sank into the sea. When I woke up, it was During the period of the Republic of China, sir, I was not a good soldier, I participated in the Revolution of [-], went to the Whampoa Military Academy, killed the Japanese, participated in the War of Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, and the War of Liberation, but sir, I am still not a good soldier.”

This is different from what the sharks say!After Xu Xiaobai finished his fourth cup of tea, the story of Hanba was different from that told by the sharks. In the story of the sharks, they were close partners, but in the story of Hanba, they were enemies who confused each other!

Who among them lied?Or no one is lying.

After drinking four full cups of tea and listening to a completely different story told by a mermaid, Xu Xiaobai was about to suffocate to death with his urine, and now he just begged the owner of the Tengu shop to disappear quickly with this glass box on his shoulder.Xu Xiaobai touched his bulging belly, he really couldn't help it.

Ms. Miao still hid herself tightly, sighing in her heart, no wonder Lao Ba has never looked for a partner, and such a past event is still hidden in her emotional heart.

Zhou Qingyan also felt that it was time to withdraw, and he could go back to sleep at this point.

Everyone thought very well, Han Yan suddenly stood up, and bowed to Zhou Qingyan: "Sir, I want to ask you to do something, can you please ask me to chop the tail of this merman, there is no way to repay it, you see Is my meat delicious? Give it all to Mr. My life, my meat, bones, and my soul."

After all, he was still not a good soldier, or even a good man.