Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The shopkeeper who delivered the fry rang the doorbell outside, and the male god went outside to collect the fry.Xu Xiaobai was leaning on the window sill to make a phone call with Ms. Miao, while he was on the phone, he looked out, the first thing he saw was the mermaid in the big tank outside. The merman's hair gradually glowed black, and the open wounds on his body began to heal.Looking at it from a distance, it feels a bit like a flower when we first met.

It has just finished eating a big live carp, the water in the big tank is quite clean, and it pays attention to personal hygiene.But sanitation is not good, Xu Xiaobai found that this mermaid only eats the freshest part of the fish, the prickly ones, internal organs, fish scales, and fish heads are all thrown out of the big tank.Xu Xiaobai was actually quite worried that the owner who delivered the fish fry found out that there was a mermaid bathing in their big tank, and he kept staring outside worriedly.

Ms. Miao's phone was dialed quickly.Xu Xiaobai greeted Ms. Miao shyly: "Hello."

Ms. Miao was browsing in Hanba's store on Tiangou.com. She was a frequent customer of Hanba's store, and soon found that many items in the store were off the shelves.Ms. Miao greeted Xu Xiaobai while turning on the speakerphone: "Hello, sir, may I come over right away?" At the same time, she quickly opened the chat tool of the Hanba online store: Laoba, why are all the items in your store off the shelves?

Xu Xiaobai hummed: "No, no, the mermaid that Su Jiuqin gave is not going to eat, but to sell, um, I want to inform Ms. Miao."

Lao Ba came back quickly: recently he made a big deal, and all the treasures of the shop were sold.

Ms. Miao used two things at once, typing quickly: Lao Ba, it’s fine if you don’t have a bottle left for me with corpse oil ecstasy ointment. I want to ask about that white jade and red bead ginseng. You have to sell me a ginseng beard, right?And also taking into account Xu Xiaobai: "This is a business, sir, I will definitely be there when you are called."

Lao Ba replied: Bankruptcy!

Ms. Miao looked at the word bankrupt, what kind of business is it that can make a miser like Lao Ba bankrupt!Ms. Miao was a little worried. Although Lao Yan had the shortest time to become a monster, but when he became a monster, the right time, place and people caught up. At present, he is considered the top monster among the monsters that Ms. Miao knows.

Ms. Miao watched Hanba's online store remove items one by one, and heard Xu Xiaobai say clearly in her ears: "Then thank you, Ms. Miao, um, I will let you know when."

After talking on the phone with Ms. Miao, Xu Xiaobai saw outside the window that the male god and the owner who delivered the fish fry had already paid in full, and the box containing the fish fry was placed in the yard.Xu Xiaobai walked over, opened one to have a look, inside were all kinds of small fry, red, black and black.

Xu Xiaobai closed the lid and asked the male god: "Is it just like this? I feel that ordinary express delivery will not be able to deliver. This is simply too dangerous. If you are not careful, you will die at the rhythm of a box."

The male god hummed, and counted the boxes containing fish fry, there were thirty or forty boxes in total.The male god took out his Redmi note 3, stared at the screen for a while, then suddenly looked up at Xu Xiaobai: "Do you have a phone number for China Langtong?"

Xu Xiaobai answered the male god: "No, but I have a China Unicom phone number, so what should I do, we need to ask Ms. Miao for the phone number?"

Zhou Qingyan thought about it: "China Langtong is a legal enterprise, and it must have been registered with the Demon Supervision Office. I'll go to the Demon Supervision Office forum and ask."Xu Xiaobai went to clean up the fish bones and fish scales that the sharks threw outside, he cleaned them out and put them in a black garbage bag.

The merman lay in the big tank watching him work, and patted the tail of the fish: "You are very diligent, how old are you this year?" Xu Xiaobai didn't dare to get too close to the merman, and stretched his broom straight: "I'm still young , really, you have lived out ten of me."

The merman was very happy to hear it, and it nodded: "You really know how to count. I was young too. When I was young, I lived in the deep sea. At that time, the sea was very blue. My home is in the deep sea. I was born in the deep sea. , I liked playing in seaweed when I was very young, and the taste of deep-sea fish is also better, much better than these big carp!"

Some eat so picky.Xu Xiaobai suggested to him: "You should stay in the deep sea, so that you can eat deep sea fish all the time, and you won't be caught and sent here by Su Jiuqin. How long have you been on the coast?"

Xu Xiaobai actually thought it was quite strange, why a mermaid living in the deep sea would wander around the coastal areas of Guangdong and Fujian, and even learn to speak authentic Cantonese!

The merman stretched out his hand: "Can I have another cigarette? Don't let that fish ignite. I can smell it. Since my partner died, I have stayed on the coast for as long as ten of you. I stayed by him to die." The place."

A fish has an object!Although the target is dead, but this fierce and lewd fish can find a target, Xu Ruanruan is still single!Xu Xiaobai was a little depressed and a little sad, for himself and for the dead fish: "I'm not very good at comforting people, don't be sad, hey, really don't be sad, ah, actually I don't even have a date Even if you die, you won’t be able to kill your partner.” Xu Xiaobai was depressed for a while, put the broom aside, and sat a little far away from the mermaid: “Is your partner also a very beautiful fish?”

Its object, the mermaid thinks of its own object. During the long 200 years, it has gradually forgotten the appearance, posture, and figure of its object.The merman shook his head: "No, I'm not sad, he's a human." A human, a young and fresh human, a short-lived human, a human who died in war.

The merman didn't know if the emotion in his heart was called sadness, and he didn't quite know what it was called: "It just suddenly felt that this world is really boring." A person who would never meet such a person again, the merman opened his mouth, Show fine teeth: "He has seen me eat people, he has seen me seduce others, he has seen my sharp teeth, ugly fish tail, he said he likes everything about me." So I will never meet such a person again one person.

That human liking includes the lewdness and ferocity of this fish, it sounds so unbelievable, but Xu Xiaobai is sure that this is true and credible, anything can happen in love.

Xu Xiaobai sighed from the bottom of his heart: "I think it's really good, hey, no one has ever liked me like this." He couldn't provoke him to secretly look at the male god next to the fry box.The courier from China Wolfcom came to pick up the package, driving a rather large van.But the couriers stayed in the car and did not get off.

Zhou Qingyan looked at the courier in the car. The weasel smell was too strong, and he didn't want to get close to the car.There were two couriers in total, and one of them was a 60-year-old little weasel that Zhou Qingyan had met.The little weasel was trembling with fright, this time he didn't pee his pants, but the sound of his teeth chattering was too loud.

Zhou Qingyan confronted the two couriers for a long time, and finally he picked up the phone: "I want to complain."

Complaints mean unemployment.At present, monsters with a high school education level like them are hard to find a job. Recruitment in all walks of life starts from a junior college, especially a boss who knows the basics. Their company is full of the same kind, and they have specially built an air freshening room.

The older one got out of the car, far away from Zhou Qingyan: "Sir, do you want to mail live seafood?"

Zhou Qingyan pointed to a pile of fish fry in front of him: "Fry fry, send them to Mr. Baling, in the deep mountains and old forests of Changbai Mountain."

The weasel counted the boxes in front of the banquet for several weeks, then took out a computer and pressed it: "Sir, the total is 660 yuan. Do you pay by card or cash?"

When Zhou Qingyan heard the figure of 660 and 3 Kuai, he felt that it was really not cheap. It was more expensive than SF Express. Isn’t it the national general price?Zhou Qingyan took out his Redmi Note 60 and swiped it in front of the weasel: "The Demon Supervisory Office, the little one sitting inside is only [-] years old. He will be the demon supervisor!"

This time, Zhou Qingyan smelled the smell of weasels peeing their pants again.Looking at the two weasels that were so frightened that their pants were wet, Zhou Qingyan sincerely suggested: "Why don't you give me a [-]% discount, and I'll pretend I didn't see him, okay?"

The courier asked the boss of China Langtong for instructions, and the boss kindly gave a [-]% discount to Comrade Zhou of the Yaojian Office.Zhou Qingyan was very satisfied, and watched the two trembling weasels carry the box onto the car, and then disappeared like flying.

When Zhou Qingyan turned around and walked back, he saw Xu Xiaobai looking at him and smiling at Xu Xiaobai.

Xu Xiaobai saw the male god smiling at him!Patting his face with both hands, he couldn't help laughing.The merman was lying in the vat, with his long nails rubbing against the edge of the vat: "Little young man, don't be too simple, the generation gap between you cannot be filled by millions of galaxies!"

Xu Xiaobai turned to look at the shark: "I don't think there is a generation gap between me and him."

The merman pouted, whoever was talking about thoughts, I was talking about age.Xu Xiaobai remembered that he hadn't asked the mermaid's name yet: "What's your name?"

The merman gritted his sharp teeth: "Chang Xuan."

This name was so normal that Xu Xiaobai thought he had heard it wrong, so he repeated it: "Chang Xuan?" Odifispur is so Mary Sue Jacksu, the name is too normal, it is a bit unacceptable at once.

All the mermaid novels he read were written in this way.

The shark sighed: "My partner's last name." Xu Ruanruan was a little soft-hearted, he stood up and put the big black bag aside: "Well, the name is very nice, I am very happy to meet you, although you are very powerful , Be gentler to others next time, in fact, eating fish can also fill you up.”

Zhou Qingyan came over and looked at the black bag in Xu Xiaobai's hand: "Put it in the yard, and wild cats will come over at night."

Xu Xiaobai put the black bag containing the leftover fish bones and fish scales eaten by the mermaids in a place far away from the big tank, waiting for the wild cats to eat at night.

Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan opened an iced watermelon on the coffee table cross-legged in the living room.Half of each person, dig and eat with a spoon.Watermelon is very sweet, Xu Xiaobai whispered to the male god: "He said his name is Chang Xuan."

Zhou Qingyan scooped up a spoonful of watermelon and put it into his mouth. The watermelon was iced just right. After one bite, the cold watermelon juice flowed down his throat, which was very comfortable.Zhou Qingyan inserted the spoon into the watermelon: "Chang Xuan, I seem to have a little impression, a little bit." He broke off a piece of watermelon rind from the watermelon and threw it into a small fish tank not far away.Little Blue Fish was staring at Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai eating watermelon.A piece of watermelon rind was thrown into the fish tank, and the little blue fish rolled its eyes in disdain, and swept it out with its tail, intending to slap Zhou Qingyan on the face.

Zhou Qingyan took the watermelon rind taken by the little blue fish, and asked the little blue fish in the fish tank: "Do you still remember the name Chang Xuan? It seems to be a bit of an impression." Remember to eat.

Xu Xiaobai went over with his half of the watermelon in his arms, and dug out a large spoonful of watermelon with a spoon: "Do you want to eat watermelon? It's so sweet. Really, it's still iced watermelon."

The little blue fish looked at the spoonful of watermelon in Xu Xiaobai's spoon, it was very red and young, it raised its head, wagged its tail, and booed towards Xu Xiaobai.Xu Xiaobai laughed: "It's really a little fish." Xu Xiaobai threw the watermelon into the fish tank, and the little blue fish swallowed it instantly and spit out a few black watermelon seeds.Xu Xiaobai dug another big piece: "Can I have another bo?" One person, one fish played the game of giving a mouthful of watermelon with a bo.

Zhou Qingyan watched a man and a fish having a good time, and finished his watermelon in twos and twos, then turned on the TV, and there was a long braid drama in it.Zhou Qingyan's fingers moved on the table, during Jiaqing →_→ years, along the coast of Fujian and Guangdong, Changxuan, there was a Qing court drama on TV, noisy, Zhou Qingyan's fingers turned quickly on the table, time was sticky, time went back, all in his mind.

During the Jiaqing period of the Qing Dynasty, water demons appeared along the coast of Fujian and Guangdong. A guard named Chang Xuan was responsible for leading troops to eliminate the water demons.Zhou Qingyan took Kunpeng's small fish tank and walked from south to north. He was tired of staying in the world, and after eating all the delicious food, he wanted to go to the deep forest to taste the taste of unreasonable monsters. A fishing boat, which was later seized by sailors.

He turned his head from the TV to look at the little blue fish: "We had a meal of stewed fish with spicy peppers in Fujian, and the treat was called Chang Xuan, but he was a human being."

Xu Xiaobai raised his head to look at the male god: "We have never eaten mixed fish stewed with spicy peppers, and Chang Xuan has never invited guests. He is a fish." Zhou Qingyan pointed to the fish tank: "I'm talking about He Kunpeng."

Xu Xiaobai hiccupped, Chang Xuan changed from a person to a fish?Don't be funny, I don't believe in the evolution of this creature!