The owner always thinks I'm a dog

Duan Ling sank to his dantian, and looked deeply at his second dog.

Look at each other affectionately for one second, two seconds, three seconds...

Three boxes: "There are only 10 minutes left!"

Zhou Zhou: "...why is it useless!"

Duan Ling reviewed it, "Because you didn't care enough?"

Zhou Zhou: "...you don't need to love me so soon..."

Duan Ling: "...Love doesn't come when I want it, it can come when I want it..."

Zhouzhou was wronged, and he lay on the table and said depressedly, "Then what should I do? There are only 10 minutes..."

Duan Ling felt a little distressed when he saw the poor boy on his face. He reached out to hug him and rubbed his head, and pushed the plate with the other hand, "Finish the steak first, and I'll find a way for you."

Zhou Zhou swept away the plate listlessly, and then looked at the life value that was lost by one day, feeling a little sad.

"Little master," he squatted on the ground hugging Duan Ling's leg, rubbing his cheek against his knee, "I won't be able to talk to you for a while."

Duan Ling was also very reluctant, and comforted him along his hair, "It doesn't matter, no matter what you look like, you are my boat, and I will take care of you no matter what."

"But……"

"Ok?"

But... My original lifespan is only five years, I am reluctant to leave you so soon...

"But what?" Duan Ling asked.

Zhouzhou looked at him for a while, put his chin between his legs, and shook his head.

Duan Ling saw that he was not in the mood, so he squatted down together and shook the little guy in his arms, "Come and talk to me while there are still a few minutes left. Is there anything you want to eat? I'll buy it for you." come over."

"Well, I want tenderloin."

"it is good."

"I still want to eat the chicken liver you used to make."

"it is good."

"I don't like ham sausage, so don't keep feeding me ham sausage."

"Oh, good."

"Don't stay in bed all the time, get up early and go out with me to play."

"Okay, you must not stay in bed."

Zhou Zhou was silent for a while, then pressed his face on his thigh and rubbed silently again, "Little master, you are so kind to me."

Duan Ling smiled and thought to himself: You are my big baby, so of course I will treat you well.

Zhou Zhou said a lot of things like leaving a last word, and he bang a few times as he did last time, and turned back into a big furry dog.It's just that it didn't have the excitement of last time. It was listless, its ears drooped, and its tail didn't wag anymore. It lay on Duan Ling's lap unrequitedly, still whimpering in its throat.

Duan Ling picked up the dog, looked up and found that the three frames disappeared together when Zhou Zhou transformed, he didn't think much, hugged Zhou Zhou and lay on the sofa, rubbed its big head, bowed his head and Kissed, "Be good, I'll go out and buy you something to eat, and I'll buy you a nest. I don't have anything here, and I'll make chicken liver for you at night."

Zhou Zhou's ears twitched a bit, but he still didn't lift his eyelids, as if he wanted to die.

Duan Ling had no choice but to coax it for a while before going out uneasy.Zhouzhou heard the sound of closing the door, finally raised his head, stared at the door for a long time, jumped off the sofa, followed Duan Ling's smell to the door, rubbed his head against the door panel reluctantly, and whined again Several times.

'Hey, forget it,' it persuaded itself to cheer up, 'let's think about how to practice. '

It feels that being a human is much better than being a dog. Not only can it hug the little master, but it can also talk to the little master, and it can also act like a baby with him, especially when it is hugged by him naked. It was more comfortable to be hugged by him.

Zhouzhou sighed deeply, and thought: Oh, it would be great if I could be hugged by him like that all the time, um, hugging without clothes is the most comfortable.

So, you still have to work hard to practice!Um!

"Three boxes." It called it in its heart.

The three boxes responded immediately, "What's the matter?"

"If someone likes me like this, can I accumulate cultivation points?"

"Of course I can, my clever system... Ah bah, three frames, of course it can absorb all the goodwill!"

Zhou Zhou felt relieved when he heard this. He is quite experienced in absorbing the love of human beings. Let the little master take him out for a walk tomorrow. I'm sure a bunch of little lolita, beauties, aunts and aunts will come around to tease him. , let them fall in love with him, isn't it just a matter of minutes!

So Zhou Zhou rested his mind at ease, and the Natural Self-Hi Radar started up again, looking at the strange room in front of him full of curiosity.

There is only the smell of the little master in the air, without parents, it should be separated, but this is nothing unusual, the little master has grown up, and it is quite normal to live separately from his parents. Many old grandpas and grandmas next door used to be It lives separately from its children, but it misses its parents a little bit, and thinks that when it becomes a human next time, it must ask the little master where they have been. It would be best if he could take himself to visit them.

Having made up his mind, Zhou Zhou happily wandered around the room.

There is a saying that the Master said: It is dangerous to put a husky in an empty house!

After watching the three frames from God's perspective for an hour, I couldn't help but cover my eyes in shame, feeling pain for Duan Ling.

Route 1 of a certain boat: the living room.

Zhou Zhou: Wow, there is a carpet, and it still has fur. Let me smell... rabbit fur!So soft, hahaha!So comfortable!

Rolling in a boat style, from left to right, from right to left, after rolling, I can’t help planing and planing, and then bite off a mouthful of hair after planing - the plush rabbit turns into a streaking rabbit in seconds, get√Traveling route 2 :kitchen.

Zhou Zhou: The steak still tastes good...it seems to be from that pot?Is there any leftover in it?

Aim at the hearth: I jump!I jump!I will dance again!Hahaha!Jump up, I'm awesome!

Wagging his tail and taking a step on the stove, a plate crashed to the ground!Take two steps, and a pot falls to the ground!Take three steps, and the crackling seasoning boxes are scattered all over the floor!Finally got to the frying pan, disappointed it was empty, pissed off!He jumped down, flipped over a chair, and walked away.

Route 3: Bedroom.

Zhou Zhou: It's all the smell of the little master, haha, it smells so good~ With paws full of paw prints that have stepped on various seasonings, he happily jumped on the bed and jumped up and down, accidentally hitting his head on the pillow, Immediately, I was bubbling with happiness - oh my god, it's all the smell of the little master!Zhou Zhou immediately grabbed the pillow with his front paws, couldn't help but took a bite, the taste became clearer, he narrowed his eyes happily, grabbed the pillow in his mouth and began to shake it wildly, shaking, shaking, shaking, and couldn't stop at all!

One more shake, one more, just one, one last!Hahaha!Be afraid of me!You can't move after being bitten by me!Worship me!Kneel down and call grandpa hahahaha!

"Aww! Aww! Awhahahaha!"

The fair-skinned beauty pillow turns into a soy sauce and pepper pillow in seconds, get√ travel route 4: study room, target: computer network cable...

Route 5: Restroom, target: water in the toilet...

Route 6: Balcony, target: sweeping robot...

When Duan Ling returned home happily, he opened the door...

━┳━━┳━

where am I?who I am?

Suddenly, a wise saying that has been passed down through the ages lingered in my ears: The most beautiful thing in this world is memories...

The Zhouzhou in his memory is so cute, so cute, every hair is so handsome!Every move is so handsome!His Zhouzhou has never been annoying!Every minute and every second with it is so happy and worry-free!

Is it really?

Duan Lingmu's face was straight, his eyes were straight.

Ha ha.

"Ow!"

A silly dog ​​rushed out of the bedroom, swooped up, and blinked innocently at him with a pair of underwear on its head.

"Ow~"

Duan Ling stared at it with its open mouth and happy stupid face, and took a deep breath.

He wanted to beat him up, but after holding it in for a long time, he couldn't do it.He stared at Er Gouzi's little eyes begging for a hug, and finally couldn't bear it, reached out and rubbed its silly head hard, and snorted angrily.

"If you make such a mess at home again, I'll beat you up, do you hear me?"

Duan Ling raised his fist as if to hit it, but when it landed on the head, he just knocked it lightly. Zhou Zhou squinted his eyes and smiled, stuck out his tongue and licked him, didn't understand the spirit, just cared about himself Happily circled around him.

Duan Ling sighed helplessly. Who told me to raise a husky?Accept it.

Duan Ling squatted down, staring at Zhou Zhou who was also squatting down and wagging his tail, and said helplessly, "Silly dog, come here and build a nest for you."

"Ow~"

Le Diandian followed Duan Ling to the bedroom. When Duan Ling saw the messy sheets and the pillow that had been sacrificed honorably, his complexion became darker. Finally, he couldn't help but patted Zhouzhou's dog on the head.Zhouzhou was slapped by him without knowing why, and suddenly felt that he seemed a little unhappy, so he stopped wagging his tail and looked at him cautiously.

Duan Ling assembled the kennel according to the instructions with a dark face. When he looked up, he saw that the robot vacuum cleaner on the balcony had been dismantled into pieces. He paused for a moment, and kept repeating in his heart: Memories are beautiful, beautiful, beautiful beautiful……

After setting up the nest, Duan Ling said with a swollen face, "Go inside and lie on your stomach, don't come out again." He got up and left with a sigh of relief.

Zhou Zhou froze for a moment, wanting to follow him, but the low air pressure around Duan Ling was too strong, it didn't dare to move around, and kept its tail between its legs, keeping its head down and watching him nervously.

Duan Ling went to tidy up the house, starting from the blanket in the living room, the blood of my aunt kept rushing in my heart——oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, souvenirs i brought from my trip to india ahhhhhhhhhhhhDead dog!Rabbits are bald!How can this be used! (T_T)

I went to the kitchen and continued to cry: woo woo woo woo, the authentic blue and white porcelain bowl that was photographed for 5000 yuan was broken into eight petals, and the kimchi couldn’t even fit in it. It was even more splashing: Sweep!It's dad who's sorry for you, dad didn't protect you well, it's dad's fault that he let you be quartered and put to death!Dad will buy you a coffin and set up a monument to sweep the sweep!

Duan Ling wanted to cry all the way, but suddenly felt something poked his back. He turned his head in despair, and saw Zhou Zhou squatting with his tail between his legs, with a look on his face that I was wrong, please forgive me, or spank me if you don’t forgive me. Fart's pitiful expression.

Duan Ling stared at it ferociously for a long time, then suddenly hooked his fingers towards it, and Zhou Zhou slid towards it step by step, with his head still hanging down, his ears almost touching his head.

"Do you still dare to make trouble?"

"Ugh..."

"I don't love you any more."

"Ow..."

"Come here and apologize."

Zhouzhou glanced at the torn apart robot vacuum cleaner, the whole dog squatted down, touched the broken battery with the tip of its nose, and nodded its head reverently three times.

"Not sincere enough, stand up, put your paws together and bow three times."

Zhouzhou stood up aggrieved, put his front paws together in front of his chest, sniffed and bowed three times to the disemboweled Mr. Sao Sao.

Duan Ling reluctantly nodded in satisfaction, "Well, then read aloud: I'm sorry!"

"Aww..."

"Not big enough, louder!"

"...Aww!"

"Louder!"

"Aw! Aw! Woo!"

"Well, it's fine, stand on the balcony as punishment, and think about where I went wrong."

Zhou Zhou: "Woo...(T_T)"

This person is a dog, and it is really hard to tell who is more stupid than the other.

Three boxes: Do you two drink Banlangen?

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Xiaoxiao Dog Language Tenth Grade Small Classroom: I'm sorry——oooooooo【Have you learned everything →_→】