The owner always thinks I'm a dog

Duan Ling was almost suffocated by him, he quickly patted Zhou Zhou's cheeks, and pulled back hard, almost crying, "Okay, okay, don't kiss, don't kiss!"

Zhouzhou rubbed his bare butt on his thigh, and habitually shook his butt from side to side when he was happy. Duan Ling was so hot that he rubbed him, so he quickly wrapped his little butt around him, blushed and coughed , "Stop! Don't move!"

Zhouzhou made one command and one movement, and immediately stopped moving, but still looked at him with a smile in his eyes, hahaha, "Little master, Zhouzhou misses you so much!"

Duan Ling took a deep breath, comforted himself that this kid was just the incarnation of his second dog, and said calmly, "Can you become a human?"

"Yes, yes!" Zhou Zhou blinked and looked at him obediently, "Little master, can I hold you still?"

Duan Ling took another breath, struggling terribly, but Zhou Zhou rubbed his butt against his thigh again, pouted pitifully, "I want to hug you!"

Duan Ling was so cute that his heart trembled again, he calmed down for a while, and nodded with a look of charity, "Yes."

Zhou Zhou smiled, stretched out his arms and hugged his waist tightly, and pressed his chest against his chest, raised his head and licked his mouth again, "Little master, you look so good when you grow up!"

Duan Ling rolled his Adam's apple a few times, raised his chin and snorted, "That is, when did your master not be handsome?"

"You were still wetting the bed at the age of seven!" Zhou Zhou recalled this and complained, "You framed me up with your mother after urinating, saying I did it! I was locked up on the balcony for a day, you are too bad!"

Duan Ling was silent for a moment, then pursed his lower lip, "What's the matter?"

"Yes! You still peeked at mom and dad in the middle of the night humming, and then you dragged me to the door and squatted at the door! I was locked up on the balcony for another day, you scoundrel!"

"..."

"You still tease girls' skirts, and hide behind me when you're done, causing me to be kicked by the little girl's father, you stinky rascal!"

"..."

I have such a dark history?nonsense!He has always been a quiet and handsome handsome man!Ah, it's definitely a frame-up!

"you still……"

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong!" Duan Ling quickly blocked his mouth, and said fiercely with a dark face, "If you dare to say it to the outside world, I will spank your ass, do you hear me?"

Zhou Zhou squinted his eyes and murmured in his palm, "Hit, hit, who is afraid of you, haha!"

"Stinky boy!"

Duan Ling raised his hand and patted his little butt, but Zhou Zhou laughed even more, grabbed his hand and squeezed it vigorously in his palm, "Even if you are so bad, I like you too! "

Duan Ling was stunned for a moment, how can I put it, although this is the heartfelt voice of his second dog, but it is still so frank to be said so frankly by a beautiful boy... Cough, I am so embarrassed...

"Okay, I know you like me," Duan Ling stood up with his arms propped up, and picked up the boy who was stuck to him with his buttocks, "I'll find you some clothes, and when you're done, let's talk about what's going on with you What's going on."

"I don't want to wear clothes," Zhou Zhou hugged his neck, rubbing his chin on his shoulders, "It's so uncomfortable to wear clothes, but it's still so comfortable."

Duan Ling smiled, and stretched out his hand to rub the hair on his head, "You are human now, you have to wear it even if you feel uncomfortable, otherwise you can't go out."

Zhou Zhou's eyes lit up, "Can I not wear it at home?"

Duan Ling: "...I still have to wear it."

Zhou Zhou: 【Unhappy】⊙︿⊙

Duan Ling was put on a new pair of underwear and a big shirt with a displeased face. Seeing that he was really uncomfortable, Duan Ling didn't force him to wear pants. Fortunately, his shirt can be worn as a skirt on him So, he let him dangle by the bed with his two long legs exposed, and went to the kitchen to fry a steak for him.

My dog ​​is very good, not picky eaters, and tastes very close to my own, so I can eat whatever I give, which is very worry-free.Zhou Zhou sat on the bed for a while, smelled the scent, swallowed, and shouted anxiously, "Little master, can I move?"

Duan Ling sprinkled a layer of black pepper juice, and couldn't help saying happily, "Move."

Zhou Zhou jumped up, Le Diandian went to the kitchen, took a deep breath and exclaimed, "It smells so good."

"Sit there and wait a while, I'll be fine soon."

"Good!"

Obediently squatting on the stool and shaking his buttocks, Duan Ling came over with a plate and put it in front of him until his saliva was about to flow out.The steak on the plate was full of aroma, and the tender and fat rib eye was sprinkled with a layer of mellow and creamy black pepper juice. Zhou Zhou's eyes were shining, and he couldn't wait to grab it. Duan Ling quickly grabbed his paw, Said, "Don't grab it with your hands, here, eat with a knife and fork."

As he spoke, he handed him a knife in one hand and a fork in the other.

Zhou Zhou blinked blankly, held one in one hand, stared numbly at the steak on the plate for a while, then suddenly lowered his head with the knife and fork, opened his mouth and bit the edge of the steak.

Duan Ling: "..."

Using a knife and fork is not for you to grab the knife and fork and bite, stupid dog!

Duan Ling snatched the plate away speechlessly, Zhou Zhou was about to take a second bite when he saw that the plate was gone, and burst into tears.

"Woo QAQ"

Duan Ling had no choice but to take the knife and fork from his hand, cut off pieces for him, and handed it to his mouth, "Eat it."

Zhouzhou was suddenly happy again, opened his mouth and bit down, chewing happily.Seeing that he was happy, Duan Ling was also happy, so he was promoted obediently from excrement shoveler to cow cutter, chatting about business while cutting, "Why did you become like this? Tell me."

He could see that Zhou Zhou's current appearance was indeed a human being, and it was a very normal human being. There was no strange aura around him, so he asked again, "Are you a spirit?"

"I won the lottery!"

"what?"

"Anyway, I can cultivate into a human being," Zhou Zhou stared at his knife anxiously, swallowing hard, "I want the one on the left!"

Duan Ling shifted his knife and fork obediently to the left, "What do you mean you can practice? Aren't you an adult now?"

"This is the probationary period, only three days. Today is the first day," Zhou Zhou said with a satisfied smile as he opened his mouth and bit the piece of meat that Duan Ling handed over, "Look, little master! I have this thing."

As he spoke, he stretched out his palm, and suddenly three golden cubes appeared in his palm.

"The first one is the cultivation value, the second one...huh?"

Zhou Zhou was stunned.

The training value, which was originally zero just now, now shows 60, and the life value of 1795 days has been reduced by one day, becoming 1794 days.

Duan Ling saw his surprised face and asked, "What is this?"

"Xiao Zhenzhen said that as long as someone likes me, the cultivation value in the first box will increase, um... It seems that one point can be exchanged for 1 minute to become a human body..." Zhou Zhou scratched his head, "But just now It's zero...and didn't it say that it will start after three days?"

Duan Ling was in a fog, and was about to ask again, when he suddenly heard a rough male voice like a black bear from around him.

"Thick and thick! Finally it's my turn to play, thick and thick!"

Duan Ling: "..."

Zhouzhou: "⊙▽⊙"

"Which dead ghost is it again, get out of here." Duan Ling said angrily.

Hei Xiongyin: "You are the ghost, sir, I am the male favorite of Grandpa Hades!"

Duan Ling: ... Hades has quite a strong taste.

Hei Xiongyin: "Uncle, I will train a monk for him every hundred years, so Grandpa Yan Wang loves me the most. Bai Su is really a scumbag!"

...You should save yourself from being jealous like this.

Zhouzhou was surprised, "Are you my system?"

"Hey! What a system, such a vulgar and boring name, sir, I have a great name!"

Zhou Zhou asked cooperatively, "What's your name?"

"Speaking of my name, it was chosen by Grandpa Yan himself. It is loud and full of poetic charm. It seems that I have thought about it for a long time. I am afraid that you will be too envious when I say it!"

Zhou Zhou nodded and said, "Oh, then don't talk about it."

Hei Xiongyin: "...you can still ask."

Zhouzhou laughed happily, "What is it called?"

"I'm the one who knows everyone, who knows astronomy and geography..." Hei Xiongyin said intoxicated, "Three frames!"

Duan Ling: "..."

Zhouzhou: "Wow! What a name!"

Hei Xiongyin: "Yes, yes!"

Duan Ling: "Do you want to drink Banlangen?"

Duan Ling threw a joke, but unfortunately no one paid attention to him, Zhou Zhou looked curious, "Well, why did I change back just now? Why did I change back now? Then why are these numbers different?"

The three frames said solemnly: "Because I am willing."

"……what?"

"You have to do whatever I want you to do. I am your electricity, your light, and your only myth!"

"..."

"Heh heh heh heh, hahahahahaha, thick and thick! What a stupid dog! Have you experienced the fear of being dominated by my power! Hahahahaha!!"

Zhou Zhou was silent for a while, and asked sincerely, "Are you sick?"

Duan Ling couldn't help but interjected: "Do you want to drink Banlangen?"

...But still no one paid him any attention.

"You guys really don't have a sense of humor," the three frame snorted, and finally became serious, "Your probationary period in human form was originally three days, but when you were beaten back to your original form by that Taoist priest, the probationary period ended. The reason you can change back is because you just absorbed the energy of a human being who loves you, here, these 60 points."

Zhou Zhou was stunned for a moment, then suddenly looked at Duan Ling who was beside him, "It belongs to the little master!"

Duan Ling thought about the words of the two of them back and forth, and understood the meaning of this cultivation value, and said, "How long can 60 points maintain his body?"

"1 o'clock and 23 minute," the three boxes turned left and right in the air, and the number changed again, "I refreshed it, and now it's only 23 o'clock, and you can still maintain your body for [-] minutes."

Zhou Zhou exclaimed, "Did it go so fast? Did I lose most of my steak before I finished eating it!"

As he spoke, he hurriedly jumped to Duan Ling's side, bent down and hugged his shoulders and shook violently, "Little master, love me again!"

Duan Ling: "..."

The author has something to say:

Banlangen: drink two packs if you have nothing to do, refresh your mind, and prevent cat diseases [erha][erha][erha]

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small theater:

Thousands of years ago, with a wave of his hand, the King of Hades created the System Lord who benefited the living beings of the six realms, and then fell into deep thought.

Niutou: "Grandpa Hades, this guy has spiritual consciousness!"

King of Yama: (That monkey made a big disturbance in the Palace of Yama, and tampered with the book of life and death. How can I deal with brother Jade Emperor?)

Ma Mian: "Grandpa Yan Wang, this guy is clamoring for a name!"

Hades: "Oh..." (Why don't you go down to earth and ask that Pohou to confront him head-on? Maybe you can accept him?)

Endless thinking all day.

Niu Tau Ma Mian: "Grandpa Yama hasn't decided on a name yet?"

Yan Wang: "Huh?" He raised his head and glanced casually, "Oh, three frames."

Three boxes: (Wow! Grandpa Hades has been thinking about it all day! This must be a great name! Thick and thick!)

The above is not a spoiler (￣▽￣)~*