The owner always thinks I'm a dog

So in the next half month, Zhou Zhou really did what he said, showing amazing perseverance and endurance [literally]!Duan Ling accompanied it to sell stupid things to accumulate cultivation points with very complicated thoughts, struggling every day between "he is for me" and "he is for Xie Yu", and Zhou did not notice his master's sad mood at all During the day, when Duan Ling is not at home, he poses on the balcony to attract passers-by A, B, and C. In the early morning and evening, he goes to the park to try his best to seduce the little girl, and at night... →_→ "...what are you doing?" Duan Ling stared squinting.

"I want to hug~" Zhouzhou opened his arms to act cute, but Duan Ling was unmoved, he blinked, and suddenly squatted on the bed and made a big heart, "Little master, I have so~ so many likes, I'll give it all to you~~" He stretched his arms and drew a big red heart, and pouted at Duan Ling with his mouth.

Duan Ling: ... Meow meow, this is too foul!

Duan Ling's face was still as cold as ice, but Zhou Zhou laughed and jumped to his side to make fun of him, "Don't pretend, you have already increased by 60 points, you hypocritical man!"

Duan Ling: ...Can you let me do a quiet little public opinion, and can you not always expose me like this!

"Little master, is the egg fried rice I made last night good?" Zhou Zhou hugged his waist and rubbed, "I added salt this time, I think it's very good."

Duan Ling took a deep breath and snorted, "That's called eating, what time is it?"

Zhou Zhou hugged him tightly and pouted, "You're kidding, Naomi has a sense of humor~"

"..." Duan Ling was recently teased by him to the point of heart failure, so he simply lay flat on the bed and acted like a self-defeating salted fish, "How many points have you saved?"

"586!" Zhou Zhou said happily, "If I go to the park tomorrow morning, I will have 600 points, so I can become a big star?"

Duan Ling continued to hum with a dark face, "When a celebrity sees your family Xie Yuda?"

"Yes, yes! I want to make egg fried rice for him!"

"...hehe." God Nima egg fried rice!

Duan Ling said, "The fried rice you cook is particularly unpalatable."

"Hey?"

"It's so unpalatable," Duan Ling turned to look at him seriously, then suddenly stretched his arms, and compared a round ball in the air, "It's so unpalatable, it's so unpalatable."

Zhou Zhou: ...QAQ

"It's just because I'm your master that I barely ate two bites, tsk tsk tsk, it's too horrible to look at," Duan Ling put on his dead fish eyes again, with a hopeless attitude, "It's really invincible and unpalatable, don't you Go outside to shame people, can you make it?"

Zhouzhou stayed there for a long time, with an aggrieved expression on his face, "Then, I will practice again tomorrow..."

"Well, practice hard," Duan Ling was refreshed immediately, and the corners of his mouth could not help but raise, "Don't go outside to harm others before you finish practicing, do you hear me?"

Zhou Zhou blinked, and suddenly smiled, "I see, you don't want me to make food for others to eat, right? You scheming boy!"

Duan Ling: "..." A scheming egg!

Where did you learn this bad word? ?

"Little master, are you jealous?" Zhou Zhou climbed onto him, covering his chest with his whole body, and said with a smile, "Are you afraid that I will be seduced by Xie Yu?"

... This guy actually has an IQ?

"Don't worry, I won't be hooked by him."

Duan Ling snorted, but his little heart was thumping, a little happy.

Then the little boy above his head added in a very serious way, "You are so stupid, of course I have to protect you first." As he said that, he patted Duan Ling's dog's head affectionately, with a look of sighing and heartache.

Duan Ling: "..." Get out of here mellowly!

So Duan Ling continued to squat on the corner of the lawn to eat apples the next day, every bite was like Zhou Zhou's butt biting, and he bit him so loudly that he felt sullen.

As usual, Zhou Zhou rolled from left to right, jumped from right to left, came back panting and saved more than 40 points, and threw himself at Duan Ling's back, and Duan Ling was thrown by it. The dog gnawed shit, the apple core got stuck in the throat, and the whole show was almost over.

"Aww!" Zhou Zhou hugged Duan Ling's back and held his head against it. He was in a good mood. Duan Ling finally spat out the fruit core, and when he turned around, he slapped it. Zhou Zhou quickly flung it away, looking cheap Lie down on the ground, screaming triumphantly at him.

Duan Ling stared at its heartless smiling face, and repeated in his heart like a mantra: Memories are beautiful, beautiful, beautiful...

Hehehehe, beautiful egg!

Duan Ling angrily took the dog leash to go home, Zhou Zhou followed on tiptoe with his tail flicking, suddenly there was a sound of footsteps behind him, and then a girl ran up in front of them, blocking them.Duan Ling was stunned for a moment, but he wasn't too surprised to see the person coming. He remembered that this girl was the young lady that Zhou Zhou was talking about. She liked Zhou Zhou very much and would bring it delicious food every morning. She was quite fond of it.

But at this moment, the girl's face was flushed, she hesitated to speak, and stood shyly holding a small box in her hand.

After all, Duan Ling is 29 years old and has seen the world. He knew what was going on just by looking at this posture. His face returned to his cold expression, and he said condescendingly, "What's the matter?"

The little girl became even more shy, and after a long time of twitching, she whispered, "I, I've thought about it for a long time, and I've always... felt embarrassed to say..."

"Oh, then don't talk about it," Duan Ling held Zhou Zhou, who was watching the show and staring wide-eyed, and said coldly, "I'm married and have a son."

Zhou Zhou's ears fluttered twice, and he turned to stare at him in surprise.

The girl froze for a moment, then hurriedly said, "Is he your son?"

Duan Ling frowned, a little confused.

The little girl coughed and said shyly, "Yes, that's right, that... I live opposite your building, during the daytime... Hehe, I saw a boy about my age in your family who often basks in the sun on the balcony recently , I...I like him very much...ah, I didn't know you were his father, I thought you were his brother..."

Duan Ling: "..."

Zhouzhou: "⊙▽⊙"

Wagging tail wildly! [It's me, it's me, it's me, Miss, it's me! 】The little girl continued shyly, "Well... If you don't hate me, tomorrow... Hehe, can you let him come for a boat ride tomorrow? I think, I want to talk to him, hehe..."

Duan Ling stared at her for a long time, but Zhou Zhou couldn't help it, and rushed forward with a groan, and excitedly licked the girl's saliva - because the cultivation value instantly increased by [-]!Two hundred and five!

Duan Ling didn't know what he was upset about, but he was upset anyway, so he said angrily, "He doesn't go out."

"what?"

"He's a dead house, he doesn't usually go out, especially he doesn't like to walk the dog, I'm always shoveling shit at home, and," Duan Ling raised his eyebrows suddenly, he didn't know what he was thinking, and said, "He's not my son , not my brother, he is my boyfriend."

The little girl's eyes widened, and she was as shocked as if she had been stabbed by Nanny Rong!

Duan Ling crossed his arms and said calmly, "We have been together for five years, so you have no chance, go to sleep, girl."

Zhou Zhou was also staring at the side, his ears were pressed tightly to the top of his head, and his eyes were straight.

Duan Ling waited for the "rival in love" to become hysterical, and then scolded a few perverted faggots to tear him apart. As a result, the little girl was only blinded for a while, but suddenly showed a faint smile, and her eyes seemed to be opened suddenly, extremely bright and bright : "Really?!"

Duan Ling: "..."

The little girl approached with a look of surprise (Duan Ling: It's a surprise for Mao!), and screamed uncontrollably, "That's really great! You are a perfect match! You are a perfect match! I wish you happiness!"

After speaking, he knelt down and gave Zhou Zhou a firm hug, and was so moved that tears filled his eyes, "So you are his son! Both of your handles are so handsome! You are so happy!"

Zhou Zhou: ...Oh, I'm that boyfriend...

The little girl ran away happily, Duan Ling stared at her ecstatically dancing back with a dark face, and said expressionlessly, "I think she needs to drink some medicine, at least three packs, no less. "

So all the way back home with a long face, just as the door was closed, Zhou Zhou transformed into a body and rushed forward, laughing and saying, "Little master, she likes me, hahaha, it has increased by 250 points!"

...God damn two hundred and five!

"That girl has a serious problem with her eyesight," Duan Ling said unhappily, "I am so suave, handsome and handsome...so tall, rich and handsome, I dangle in front of her eyes every day, yet she actually takes a fancy to you, my future is really worrying. "

"Why do you say that about him," Zhou Zhou provocatively said, "Because I'm young, and you are so old!"

... Can you tell me again? ?

"Stinky boy!" Duan Ling put his arms around his waist, raised his hand and pinched his buttocks, "Who are you talking about being old? Your master, I am now at the golden age, how many girls are desperately trying to be Mrs. Duan, It’s just that I keep myself clean, or else my son would be able to make soy sauce!”

But Zhou Zhou laughed and said, "She treats me as your son! Haha, I don't want such a stupid father!"

"...You say I'm stupid, are you embarrassed?" Duan Ling lowered his head and bit his shoulder, and said angrily, "If you give you some color, you will start a dyeing workshop, and your butt will itch again, right?"

Zhou Zhou laughed for a while, then suddenly hugged Duan Ling and stretched his body, leaned on his shoulder and smiled, "Little master, you just said that I am your boyfriend, I heard you."

Duan Ling: "..."

Zhou Zhou said seriously, "I know what you humans mean by boyfriend and girlfriend, don't try to fool me."

Duan Ling: "...you said it casually, but you really mean it."

"It's a lie, I don't believe it after you said that it increased by 50 points."

…I hate those three boxes!

Duan Ling snorted, "Then tell me, what do you mean by boyfriend and girlfriend?" I don't believe you really understand!

"That is to say," Zhou Zhou said seriously, "you can only mate with me."

Duan Ling: "..."

"I'm your boyfriend, so you can only mate with me, you can't find other dogs, only me," Zhou Zhou squinted and smiled, "Am I right?"

Duan Ling: "..." I deserve you!

"Little master," Zhou Zhou suddenly put his arms around Duan Ling's neck, jumped up, wrapped his legs around his waist, Duan Ling subconsciously supported his buttocks, and saw the person in his arms smiling very purely and said, "Three boxes say that the fastest way to practice is to breed, one thousand points at a time."

Duan Ling: "..." What the hell?

Zhou Zhou raised his head and kissed Duan Ling's mouth forcefully, nodded graciously, "Anyway, I like you, and you like me too, come on, it's just the two of us, let's match!"

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small theater:

The girl on the opposite floor returned home, opened the balcony window casually, and glanced at the opposite side: Wow ⊙▽⊙ before, my sweetheart was hugged tightly by that handsome guy naked, mom, mom, and even slapped her!

The girl on the opposite floor: Smiling sweetly, dancing wildly with ecstasy, rotten soul burning fiercely—hahahaha, come on, you guys, don’t worry about me, go up vigorously!

*****

I found that Duan Ling's most lines are: "..." But the baby has a lot of inner drama, and the baby just doesn't say it!

This is a salted fish president who is extremely armed and has a high cooldown and is always exposed ruthlessly→_→President Duan: "..." I am!