The owner always thinks I'm a dog

When Zhou Zhou heard the phrase "I like you very much too", his whole face immediately glowed, he put his arms around Duan Ling's neck, stuck out his little tongue, and started to lick the little master's face violently.Duan Ling was startled at first, but it was not his brain that came to him first, but... his little brother ⊙▽⊙ To be honest, Er Gouzi rushed over to lick him, that was a pure love between human and dog , this little beauty with bare buttocks licked him passionately... Duan Ling felt that his moral integrity and bottom line were about to be on par with that little bitch Xuanji!

He took a deep breath and pushed a certain boat down, quickly took off his coat and wrapped it around him, turned his eyes and pretended to be calm, and said, "Zhouzhou, let's discuss it."

"Ow?"

"When you are like this," Duan Ling coughed and turned his head with a dead fish-eyed look, "Don't hug me, don't kiss me, don't even lick me, remember?"

"..." The smile on Zhou Zhou's face disappeared, and he looked at him suspiciously, "Why?"

Duan Ling didn't know how to explain it to him, so he held back for a long time before he said, "Because you look like a boy, and I'm also a man, so it's not right."

Zhou Zhou's eyes widened, as if he couldn't believe it, "Little master, you think I'm not a bitch!"

Duan Ling: "..."

Ah Brain Circuit only has the IQ of a five-year-old, I really overestimated him!

"It's not about male and female, you are a bitch... Bah, you are a girl, that's not right."

"...Why?" Zhou Zhou's eyes suddenly became watery, and he wanted to cry, "Do you have another dog outside?"

Duan Ling: "..."

"Woo...you scumbag! Forget the domestic violence, but you still keep a bitch outside, you are too much! I don't love you anymore! I want to break up with you!"

...what the hell? !

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. Run away from home!"

Duan Ling (dead fish eyes): Babe, Dad is very curious about what you have done in the past 20 years!

Duan Ling held his head speechlessly, and said weakly, "Okay, okay, don't cry, that's what I said, can you let it go like a fart? Oh, don't cry..."

Zhou Zhou sniffled and looked at him angrily, "Then why don't you say that? I will always be like this in the future, and you won't let me get close to you, so what else should I practice? I might as well live for five years and die!" "

"...What are you talking about, I just think..."

Duan Ling subconsciously wanted to refute, but suddenly realized that there seemed to be nothing to say.

Yes, why?

Why not?

For the first time, Duan Ling seriously thought about this question.

Take a look at this little guy in front of you. His good looks, big eyes, high nose bridge, small mouth, white and tender skin, definitely pass the test!Body, long hands, long legs, long buttocks, stripped off for a stop, she is like a goblin!Personality... This is the character of my second dog, needless to say!Must be awesome!

So, what's wrong with it?

Zhouzhou reasoned with him with wide eyes, "Do you hate me for hugging you?"

Duan Ling struggled for a while, then shook his head obediently, "No."

"Do you hate me kissing you?"

"……Do not."

Zhou Zhou suddenly stopped crying, with a puzzled look on his face, "Then why not? Little master, are you out of your mind?"

...You just lost your mind!

Duan Ling had no choice but to resort to the last big killer, "Because you are a dog and I am a human, um! Yes, that is the reason!"

Zhou Zhou looked at him like he was insane, "But you mean that I can't kiss you when I'm a human, and I can't kiss you casually when I'm a dog? Little master, you have a problem with logic, are you sick? Shall I make you a pack of banlangen?"

Duan Ling: "..."

How do you feel that you are really stupid?So my second dog is actually a wise and stupid type?

Zhou Zhou looked at him sympathetically, "Little master, your eyesight is not as good as mine, your sense of smell is not as good as mine, your teeth are not as good as mine, you can't run as fast as I am, and now you are so stupid. Hey, are you humans so weak? ? Tsk, so pitiful."

Duan Ling quickly waved Erkang's hand, "No! You have a deep misunderstanding of human beings!"

I never thought that I would defend human dignity against a dog in my lifetime...

Is that stupid enough in itself?Duan Ling was going crazy, "All right, all right, I was wrong, you can kiss and hug all you want, whatever you like."

Zhou Zhou smiled happily, and immediately threw himself on Duan Ling's waist, and gave him a hard chirp on his chest.Duan Ling was hugged by him in despair, then his eyes trembled suddenly, he took a deep breath and said, "Zhouzhou, let's discuss it again?"

"What's up again⊙︿⊙"

"You can just hug it," Duan Ling swallowed, forcing himself to look away, "Can we, can we not shake our butt?"

Zhouzhou Yao Yao's little butt stopped suddenly, and said puzzled, "But I'm happy."

Duan Ling stretched out his hand to hold down his twitching little butt, and said helplessly, "Look at so many human beings, is there anyone who shakes their butt?"

"……Maybe not."

"So if you want to be a human being, you are not allowed to shake like this. You will be caught and eaten as a monster." Duan Ling threatened him.

Zhou Zhou was really frightened, and stopped shaking immediately, and said pitifully, "You have to stretch your legs when you sit, and you can't wag your tail when you're happy. Being a human is so tiring."

Duan Ling trembled, suddenly felt a little selfish, this is his boat, as long as there are no outsiders around, he can do whatever he likes, why restrict him to this or that?

So... Should I treat him like a dog or a human...

I'm so tired_(:з)∠)_...

"Forget it, you can do whatever you want at home," Duan Ling sighed, reaching out to rub his head, "Just be more careful outside."

"Outside?" Zhou Zhou blinked, "But outside I will transform."

Duan Ling thought about it, and decided to explain to him first, "Zhouzhou, I plan to make you a star, so that many people will like you."

"star?"

Duan Ling wondered if he might not understand. Just as he was about to explain the meaning of the word, Zhou Zhou's eyes lit up suddenly. He jumped up and hung on him, "Can I go on TV now?"

Duan Ling looked at him unexpectedly, "You know?"

"Of course I know!" Zhou Zhou began to shake his butt excitedly again, "Then will I be able to see Xie Yu?"

"……what?"

"Xie Yu! Xie Yu, Xie Yu!" Zhou Zhou's eyes almost burst into pink bubbles, "It's good to be a star! I want to be a star! A big star! I want to see my Xie Yu!"

Duan Ling: "..."

He finally remembered that his second dog was really Xie Yu's diehard fan...

When Xie Yu's voice came out on the TV back then, no matter how far this guy was, he would jump over and squat down on the ground to stare at it with relish, and he was very unhappy when there was an advertisement in the middle, biting his trouser leg and screaming for a long time, which made him several times I have to jump off the platform and continue looking for various film and television dramas starring Xie Yu.And Xie Yu, as the youngest actor winner in film history, outdoor billboards about him can be seen everywhere. His stupid dog has to find a pillar with Xie Yu on it when he pees outside, even the kennel Xie Yu's pictorial was pressed inside, and it was okay to lick it twice. It was really affectionate and moved.

And the root of everything is nothing more than the movie Xie Yu starred in when he won the first actor - "The Story of the Six Faithful Dogs"...

The dog master played by Xie Yu in it is really gentle and handsome. He is the kind of perfect poster who can be frozen in frame with every frown and smile. Zhou Zhou accompanied Duan Ling to watch this movie for the first time, and he howled all night after watching it. The ghost knows if it is missing the slim young man in the distance to the moon.To tell the truth, compared with the dog master played by Xie Yu, Duan Ling was really aggressive back then. The so-called no comparison means no harm. Since then, Zhou Zhou has become Xie Yu's brainless fan. The dogs were all excited, and they rubbed and rubbed after grabbing a billboard for a long time, and Duan Ling had to use his milk every time to pull it away.

Have you ever seen a brain-dead dog who chases stars until he is insane?This is it!

Xie Yu made his debut very early. He was only 16 years old when he won the best actor at the Cannes Film Festival with "The Story of the Six Dogs", and now the guy is only 36. He is in his prime. His status in the film world is unshakable. He is a veritable emperor-level actor. There are not many people in China who do not know him. Even Duan Lingyuan is in the United States, and he can occasionally see a lot of news about him.

So... my second dog's vision is good, but for Mao, it doesn't make people happy [—⊥—] Zhou Zhou was very happy, hugged Duan Ling and kissed him, and said with big shiny eyes , "Little master, when will I become a star?"

Duan Ling replied with a stern face, "Wait until you have saved more than ten hours... well, that is, when you have more than 600 points, you don't even have enough time to go back and forth to my company."

Zhou Zhou felt a little depressed immediately, "Oh, then I will continue to work hard..."

Duan Ling was a little jealous, raised his chin and snorted, "Are you working hard for me or for Xie Yu?"

Zhouzhou looked at him in surprise, "Of course it's for you!"

Duan Ling was secretly happy, but Zhou Zhou covered his heart and said shyly, "For what Xie Yu said, how could I appear in front of him so casually!"

Duan Ling: "..."

Thank you for smashing my balls as soon as you show up casually.

Let's break up, Koko.

The author has something to say:

You annoying little goblins, last night’s comments were full of woof woof and woof woof. Sure enough, after reading Erha’s article, the whole person is not right →_→ But to be honest, I think the babies who are wailing Babies who are barking and barking are probably different in personality, so what's the matter with barking and barking? ?Gemini? ? ? ⊙▽⊙