I've been washing my hands for many years

In fact, it can't be regarded as a real awakening. That state is more like forcing myself to go online for a few minutes, and it can't last for too long.Because I don't want to cause trouble, I usually choose to pretend to be asleep when there is another god next to my bed in the next few days.

You can't wake up a god who pretends to be asleep, not to mention Rage God doesn't seem to want to wake me up, every time he comes over in the middle of the night, he just sits on my bedside and looks at me.We didn't exchange a word until His meaning was immersed again.

This will not delay me, I did not stop it.But it almost drove two people crazy.

One is Nakahara Chuya, he can't accept that he has sleepwalking, and every time he runs to the savior he only met once, and sneaks into his room.

"Be sure to lock the door before going to bed next time!" He told me like this.

But how could the doors and windows be able to restrain the gods? When he woke up in the same place the next day, he would have already skillfully walked to the living room for breakfast.

The other one who was driven crazy was Kusaku Yumeno. For the uninvited guests, he was a Hong Kong black cadre. As long as he was found, he would be arrested and locked in a closed room.He is desperate, which means that every night he has to go to the old school building to sleep with Hanako in the women's bathroom.

Strange campus rumors have increased!

Yumeno Hisaku also told me that he wanted to go home and sleep in bed, and he didn't want Nakahara Nakaya to stay here.But the consciousness of the gods cannot be stopped, not to mention that every time Zhongyuan Zhongye leaves, he will open his wallet and leave a large amount of "overnight fee".

In order to appease Yumeno Kusaku, I promised him that I could tell him bedtime stories on the days when Nakahara was not here. Anyway, Aragami doesn’t have the strength to come here every day.

Yumeno Kusaku was a little excited: "Are you going to tell the story about the 70-year-old grandpa who was pushed off the cliff by several people and left unattended, and seven topless men broke into a couple's house and beat the hostess and hostess, but people clapped their hands and applauded? "

"Um, you can just say it's the story of the seven gourd babies." I ruffled his hair.

The overall development of things is good, anyway, with the remaining energy of Rage God, he can't wake up a few more times. If it is not for his low power, how could he need a carrier if he is so proud?When the energy is exhausted this time, the next awakening of Rage God will probably take decades.

Life is as usual, and even thanks to Zhongyuan Zhongye's funding, the living standard has risen rapidly.If it wasn't for a visit to a detective agency on the weekend, I would probably have been at ease.

Luanbu, who lost a week of snacks because he never got the key evidence to guess my identity, can't play guessing games with me anymore, but now our new hobby is to watch Zero's live chess games, and then guess his next move chess.

It is not to predict every move of his chess, but only when there is no hesitation at the key point, I will start a bet with Luanbu.Although I don't know much about shogi, relying on my understanding of my friends, I can occasionally guess correctly a few times, and Ranpo relies on my genius mind, and I can guess correctly several times.

The current result is [-]-[-], and today I got today's rough snack from him again.

I won the bet, and the zero in the live broadcast also won. I am currently in a good mood, and I am eating snacks leisurely.

Ranpo muttered, because he asked Kunikida to buy another snack for him, but President Fukuzawa bumped into him.

"If you are willing to bet and admit defeat, of course you will lose today's snacks, and you can't just ask Kunikida to buy them for you every time you lose."

In fact, I think President Fukuzawa should be more worried about Ranpo's physical condition than educating his own detectives.After all, in the last medical examination of the detective agency, Ms. Akiko said to limit the import of random sweets.

No one in the detective agency can stop Ranpo from eating snacks, not even President Fukuzawa. Even if the snacks are confiscated, Ranpo has a hundred ways to get them back.As the only person who can restrict Ranpo from eating snacks, I have won the favor of the entire detective agency.

Ranpo is also good for my senses, the key is that I will give him half of the snacks I won that day.

"Is there anything happy recently?" Ranpo asked me while eating a rough snack.

"Indeed, the children in the family are obedient." I nodded my lower lip thinking, "And the financial income of the family has increased."

Kunikida, who was knocking on the document, became interested: "Do you have a sponsor?"

I nodded: "It should be." Since the last time, Kunikida mistakenly thought that my family was poor and encouraged me to apply for school subsidies.I thought it was too troublesome to explain, so I didn't care about it after agreeing to him. I didn't expect him to still think about it.

He knocked on the table in disorder: "Speaking of which, I heard strange rumors when I went out yesterday. There is a Hong Kong black cadre who seems to pay special attention to poor students, and is still helping high school students outside."

"It's just a rumour."

Luanbu continued: "So the more reliable rumor is that the Hong Kong gangster cadres have lovers outside, and in the name of sponsoring students, they send money to their lovers every time."

Kunikida listened and nodded: "This is a little more believable. But when will Mr. Ranpo pay attention to this kind of thing?"

Luanbu glanced at me vaguely, and took another bite of thick dim sum: "Master Luanbu is not interested in this kind of thing, I just think that if there is a connection with Hong Kong gangsters, no matter what kind of relationship it is, it will eventually be Are you affected?"

Hey, I let out a long sigh in my heart.

People who have connections with Hong Kong black will be affected by it.It's a pity that Ranpo didn't tell me earlier.If I had known that the follow-up would be so troublesome, I might not have gone out that day.

By the way, what does he want me to buy?bandage?

It happened before I picked up Nakahara Chuya, I just went out to take out the trash and triggered the event.

Garbage sorting, the math homework written by Yumeno Hisaku should be recyclable garbage?But this book is not finished yet, so you can take it back and return it to him.

As I thought about it, I opened the recycling bin.On the piles of rubbish, there was a bandage monster squatting aggrievedly. When he found that the cover on the top of his head was opened, he raised his head and showed me an innocent smile.

"I think someone sorted out the garbage wrongly." I said this, and before the people inside stood up, I slammed the lid on.

How can this kind of garbage be recyclable?Absolutely hazardous waste!

This is the first time I met Osamu Dazai in this world.

There must be other worlds. If you make different choices at a certain point in time, you will usher in different results.

Dazai Osamu is different in different parallel worlds, but as long as it is Dazai Osamu, the essence is the same.My nightmare is the Osamu Dazai I met when I was doing the mission for the first time. There is no doubt that he is very smart. It is the kind of person that Zhidao Jinyao said. Several times I wondered if he had a script. .

At that time, Osamu Dazai did not fall to the present situation. He overthrew his boss in one fell swoop and sat in the office of the highest level of Hong Kong and black.

He taught me my skills at the beginning, but that doesn't mean I like him.Does someone like him really respect him?Hey, I was young and ignorant at the time, but now that I think about it, it was a nightmare experience.

If I had known that every time I took out the trash, it would trigger an event, I would have asked Yato to come down and take out the trash.This is definitely the fault of Yumeno Hisahi's math homework!I'm going to order him another hundred copies of Trivia!

I am sadly reminded to clear this branch line without saving the event trigger.

"Osamu Dazai, former officer of Port Mafia."

"The rat of the dead house."

Osamu Dazai crawled out of the trash bin, rubbing his head. Although it was the first time they met, they knew everything well.

I'm going to save it anyway: "I've been kicked out and now just a normal high school boy."

Osamu Dazai smiled: "That's just right, I have defected now, and I will be a citizen of Miyoshi Yokohama from now on."

Fuck his three good citizens!

Osamu Dazai patted me on the shoulder familiarly: "Since we are the same kind, please help me."

"What will happen if you don't help?"

"I will report you."

Osamu Dazai is now cleansing, and the Chief Farmer of the Supernatural Secret Service Section has arranged a series of cleansing tasks for him, and this is the last one.

Assist the police in arresting the Kaitou Kidd and retrieve the stolen gems.

Assist is a tricky word.

"Then why are you hiding in the trash can?" Since you are going to hide in the trash can, why don't you figure out where you are?

Osamu Dazai touched his pocket and took out a gem: "Because of this."

Oh, it turned out to be stolen goods.

Although I have a bad impression of Osamu Dazai, it is really easy to cooperate with him in some aspects.

A preliminary plan was made, Dazai Osamu was in charge of the sneak attack, and I... was also in charge of the sneak attack.

What are you thinking?How could I be confrontational with people!

Osamu Dazai and I hit it off with a plan for a sneak attack, and then a phantom thief who tried to come back to take the loot was let go.

I looked at the Phantom Thief who was lying on his back, with several anesthesia needles still inserted in his chest.

Osamu Dazai raised the ring on his hand: "It's just a small way to protect yourself."

I turned the monster thief over with a blank expression, and pulled out the same type of anesthesia needle that was stuck deeper because of its position. This is a small toy I got from Fei Jia.

"Don't worry about it, it's just a small way to protect yourself."

Dazai smiled and said nothing.

"So, are you going to take him to the police station?" I asked knowingly.

"Hmm." Osamu Dazai blinked,

After all, this is where I need to use it.

Although whitewashing requires working for the government, in the final analysis Dazai Osamu's only partner is the Supernatural Secret Service Division.As for the police's stance, it's fine on the surface.The Supernatural Secret Service Division has recently become interested in this strange thief Kidd, so the police cannot take him away.

The location of the operation field is next to the garbage dump. A minor operation will not take long, and even the anesthetics are prepared in advance.

When I implanted the micro-tracker provided by Osamu Dazai, the "patient" lying on the concrete floor slowly woke up.

I glanced at the scalpel in my hand, and then at Kidd: "You are awake, the operation was successful."

He rolled his eyes and passed out again.

Osamu Dazai's mission this time was very successful. On the one hand, he helped the police find the stolen gems, and on the other hand, he helped the Special Agents Division recruit new talents.If you actively cooperate with the government, you will soon be able to successfully clean up, right?

"This is your trophy." I pointed to Kidd on the ground.

"That's thanks to your help." Osamu Dazai smiled flatteringly.

I didn't take the credit, and shook my head: "Can you take it back? If not, I can find someone to carry it for you."

"Is that good? We are really suitable to be friends." Dazai Osamu showed just the right surprise.

I nodded, called Yato, and said to Osamu Dazai, "Someone will help you carry the spoils right away."

"So I'll take my spoils too."

The anesthesia needle that just worked on Kidd's body worked again on Dazai Osamu, and the person who was smiling at me just a second ago, now collapsed on the hard concrete floor.

There is no way, if I can, I don't want to take the initiative to find him, but this time it was provided by Osamu Dazai.

Yato walked out from behind me, he scratched his head: "It's not like you not to go to bed so late."

"I'm going to sleep right away." I pointed to the two people on the ground, "Help me carry them to the appropriate place."

Yato moved his eyes down, mumbling something in his mouth, but did as he did.

Obtaining Osamu Dazai was the task Fei Jia entrusted to me. Although it is my usual attitude to be passive and sabotage, I have no reason not to refuse the spoils that come to my door.

Osamu Dazai was taken to the attic by me and locked up. I knew it would be a very unwise choice to let a poisonous snake by my side, but I endured it for the sake of work.

Just as it is impossible for me to take out the garbage casually in the middle of the night, Osamu Dazai cannot be easily knocked down by an anesthetic injection.Although I am not smart enough, I can still figure this out.When Yato left and sent Kidd to the Special Agents Division, the bandage monster who had been pretending to be dizzy quietly opened his eyelids.

"If you want to invite me to your house, just say so." Osamu Dazai winked at me.

"Well, I'll talk about it sooner next time." I was rummaging in the attic, where I remembered it was.

Osamu Dazai said again: "It's not enough time for today, I should go home, otherwise someone will look for me over there."

I stopped looking for things, turned my head to look at him: "No one will come to you, isn't this the last one you will cooperate with them?"

So even if Osamu Dazai disappeared, the Supernatural Secret Service Division would only think that Osamu Dazai had left beforehand.

Osamu Dazai touched his cheek, and finally his expression was not so natural: "Even if this is the case, after a long time, there will be doubts over there. In addition, I have put your news with someone. If I don't contact him for more than 24 hours , that document will appear where it should appear.”

"Ah." I tilted my head, and finally uttered a tone word.

Osamu Dazai smiled: "Then we can sit down peacefully and solve the problem?"

I walked over, but went straight through Osamu Dazai, stepped a little, and took down the box on the cabinet.

"So it was put here." I blew off the dust on it, opened the box, and inside was a head in good condition.

I looked at the head, and then at Osamu Dazai: "Don't worry, it won't be that long, you just need to sleep, and everything will be over when you wake up."

This time it wasn't the anesthetics, but human beings will feel tired when the time comes, and I just made this feeling aggravated, just like I lowered Osamu Dazai's guard against me and made him willing to obediently come with me.

I didn't say it all, I'm pretty good at dealing with smart people.

The skull in the box belonged to a powerful supernatural being. Fei Jia told me that his abilities would be of great help to us, so one night, I went to the orphanage to dig out the skull.

You see, I'm still responsible for my work, and I even stayed up two nights for it.

Quietly on the skull, the human soul residing inside got a brief sobriety.

"It's time to work." I woke up the dead Shibusawa Tatsuhiko.

Originally, after his death, he separated himself with supernatural powers and managed his own collection room, but I don't like dead things that are not under my control and have their own thoughts, so I used some means to let Shibusawa Tatsuhiko temporarily exist in the form of a ghost .

This time Shibusawa Tatsuhiko slept for a long time, because I usually only wake him up when I need him, and he hasn't been able to come out for a long time since the last time.

He looked at the comatose Osamu Dazai, and then at me, as if accusing the kid who knew nothing: "Didn't that Russian tell you? I can't resist his ability, only he can't get my ability." effect."

As he spoke, he floated unsteadily onto the cabinet.

I know that Shibusawa Tatsuhiko doesn't like me, after all, he was a decent person in life, but he became my summoned beast after death, no matter how I think about it, there is a big gap in my heart.

I can understand him, so I explained things clearly: "It's okay, you just operate as usual, and you can take it out."

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko glanced at me, but still did not act, I could only emphasize my tone: "Come down, work."

My attitude has always been good, but that doesn't mean I can allow someone to slow down my work.

At the same time as I emphasized my tone, Shibusawa Tatsuhiko had already fallen off the cabinet.As I said, my existence is not very friendly to ghosts and ghosts. I can still restrain myself in front of the lovely Hanako-kun, but in front of the disobedient Shibusawa Tatsuhiko.

Not that necessary.

This is the first time he feels the threat of me to him, the ghost formed by the obsession with wanting to collect treasures, the first time he feels the pain that he is about to disappear.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko compromised.

After 1 minute, I got half a pure white power crystal.

Half is enough.

After packing everything, I went downstairs to catch up on a sleep.

Yato, who finished the courier business, waited for me downstairs: "If you keep him, Mengye will wake up crying every day."

"It's okay, he won't."

I never thought about keeping Osamu Dazai.

When I went up to the attic to get something the next day, the occupants had long since disappeared, leaving windows open and curtains swaying in the wind.

At this height, can he break a leg?

I am deep in thought.

The author has something to say: I probably won’t go into detail about the story of the leader Zai. It’s probably the first time Tanaka went to another world and didn’t understand anything. The leader Zai taught Tanaka a lot, and at the same time left Tanaka psychological shadow.

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!