I've been washing my hands for many years

Ba Wei's prototype is a demon fox, and he is currently a divine envoy.

Compared with the longevity species, a lifetime is very long, and I can understand what happened during the hundreds of years that led to the change of mind.Of course, after witnessing Yato become like this for hundreds of years, I have always made low enough psychological expectations for the reunion of old friends.Compared to Yato, Bawei is still promoted.

But that doesn't stop me from ruaing his tail.

But Yeto stopped me, saying that Bawei is a famous grass now.Only then did I learn that the shrine where Ba Wei worked had lent the position of the land god to a female high school student long after the original land god disappeared.

The human god Nanao is a very cute girl, so cute that Yato wants to get to know this colleague, so she specially set up a place where she possesses a god.Of course, the action was fruitless, and he was punished with an iron fist by Bawei.

I patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Don't disturb young people's love."

Yato questioned, if age is considered, the three of them are immortals who have lived for a thousand years, so why should Ba Wei date a high school girl?

I smiled lightly, and took out my student ID card. Speaking of which, Bawei seemed to be going to school with Nanasheng.

Yato expressed dissatisfaction that only the two of us can go to school, but there is no way, as a traditional god, even if he goes to school, his classmates will ignore him as a transparent person.

His dissatisfaction was completely ignored by the outside, until a month later, he met a female high school student believer, borrowing her body, Yato successfully realized a one-day campus tour.He also told me that because of him, the believer named Rihe became a campus celebrity because of him.But his artifact secretly told me that Yetou was almost filled with concrete pillars that day.

Night fights are terrible.Three seconds of silence for him.

In contrast, my believers are much more sincere.Well, I'm not talking about Fedya.

God always needs faith, so Yato will spread his little card everywhere.Of course, I am different from the last gods like Yato, because of my notoriety, even after a thousand years, humans still remember my existence. It is a bit like the curse of the ugly girl, but it is a bit more high-end.

And high-end means complexity, that is, it is not easy to do.When I was still active in this world and walked in the world in the name of an evil god, there were only three people who realized it in a hundred years.

This is the first time since my arrival.

In a dimly lit room, a boy with black and white hair was lying on the table, muttering to himself: "Is it the last thing to kill the person you love the most?"

"That is, so?"

The boy showed a cute smile, then put the doll with a strange shape on the desk, tilted his head, and showed a cute smile, but the movements of his hands were not cute at all, and the doll that he usually held in his arms was violently shaken. It was torn open, revealing gray cotton at the neck.

As if playing with an idol to cooperate with his performance, he yelled ferociously, and then the boy covered his mouth that could not make any sound at all.

"Don't call out, Lord Shenming will be unhappy. Be good, just wait a little longer."

I actually came here a long time ago, but I just didn't show up all the time, wanting to see what step this kid can make.

From the time the first man fell to the time the boy ripped his own doll, I watched it all.

Under the tower of hundreds of corpses, the boy put down the last sacrifice, and I also appeared at this time.

"Yumeno Hisaku, what do you want me to do for you?" In fact, it doesn't make much sense to ask this question. I know what he wants, but the process still has to go.

The boy with stars in his eyes jumped over happily and circled around me a few times: "Is that the god I summoned?"

"What to do? I haven't made up my mind yet, but I just happened to see the ceremony of summoning the gods and tried to play." Yumeno Hisaku nodded his lower lip, showing a confused look, "So the gods are real? Then accompany Let me play together!"

He handed me the doll with the severed head.

Facing this kind of doll that can cause visual attacks, I resolutely refused.

The boy pursed his lips: "Aren't you willing to play with me?"

I want to explain that I just hate that doll, not him.

Before I could speak, the boy changed his expression, and said sullenly: "If you don't play with me, even a god, I won't forgive you."

It's getting cold, it's time to beat the kids.

How to reform a bad boy, I think I have a lot of experience.The child was disobedient and probably idle. After beating up the bear child, I called the former math teacher.

"Hey, Mr. Kunikida? Do you have math problems? Yes, I want a few sets, the harder the better."

After I pressed Yumeno Hisaku to write the paper for three days, he finally settled down.During this period, Kunikida thought that I had regained my enthusiasm for learning, and gave me "Huanggang Secret Scroll", "Hengshui Thirteen Sets", "Small Questions" produced by the magical flower planter...

Well, I am very satisfied, I bought all of them back, and the exercise book of Yumeno Kusaku has been added.

I'm not an opinionated parent either, and I occasionally follow other people's opinions when it comes to my children's education.

Yato suggested: "Children should develop a good habit of doing housework from an early age, so that they can be independent in the future."

I think he's doing it purely so he doesn't have to do the dishes after dinner so he can fight me for the remote in the evening.

Then Zero also learned that a child was coming to my house.

He was a little worried: "If you don't have a playmate, you will be lonely, right? How about I give him a set of shogi?"

Playmate?I think I have the right candidate.

After sunset the next day, I took Yumeno Kusaku to the old school building.

"How can the ghost doll Hanako be a boy!" He had a lot of opinions on this.

I folded my arms to perfunctory him: "Don't you want someone to play with you? Boys just want to play with boys."

Yumeno Hisaku still pouted: "But the Hanako in my bedtime stories are all girls."

"Who would use a horror story as a bedtime story for a child?"

"Mr. Dazai." Yumeno Hisaku felt aggrieved.

Well, I understand him.

But considering that I can't find another durable friend for him, I finally said: "Math homework or Hanako-kun, which one do you choose?"

"...Hanako." Yumeno Hisaku cried hoarsely.

I gave him a pat on the head.

The child at home has a new playmate, and there is one less child to take care of. I feel a lot easier, but one day after waking up in the classroom, I heard the female students in the class chatting about new anecdotes.

"The ghost doll in the toilet turned into two, and the new one was scared away by Atom's [-]-percent math paper."

I:"……"

Forget it, the kid just moved a little too much.

The hyperactive Yumeno Kusaku is occasionally not satisfied with playing with Hanako alone, and often runs out alone, and then attracts a large wave of pursuers.

Yato is also not very quiet, these days he is being hunted down by his enemies many years ago, yes he can't hide but all the enemies lead me here.

I'm a bit tired, and I don't care whether it's a black suit or a blonde girl.So I added a house rule to my family.

It is not allowed to bring outsiders back, and solve any problems by yourself outside.

It's just that the next month of family rules, the first one to violate is me.

It just happened so suddenly.

One day, when I returned home from the detective agency normally, a person fell from the sky.

After I figured out a way to transport them home, everyone in the family, one big and one small, all looked at the house rules I had posted on the wall.

"Any questions?"

Yato spread his hands: "No, I just think knowing the law and breaking the law is not very good." Yumeno Hisaku tilted his head while holding the doll: "This is a Hong Kong gangster cadre who is more troublesome than the ones I brought back before."

I calmly pointed to the last item in the family rules: "Please base everything on the actual wishes of the head of the household."

Innocent!I don't even think about who pays the rent?Who pays for the groceries?Only those who hold money have the right to speak!

There is a reason why I brought back the Hong Kong black cadre Zhong Yuanzhong. Anyone who does research knows this. Even if I am too lazy to study this topic, I am still very interested in seeing their research results. .

A god carrier with self-awareness is quite conscious.

I don't intend to awaken the god in his body, although I knew him once, it's troublesome and unnecessary.

I put this cadre on the sofa and went to dinner with Yato.As for Yumeno Hisaku?There are his acquaintances here, or acquaintances who can catch him back, he dare not stay at home any longer.Asked Yato to make him a lunch box and went to school to find Hanako. Before going out, he still yelled that the man on the sofa must disappear when he came back.He also specifically emphasized that "outsiders" cannot stay at home.

When the gangster cadre woke up, Yato and I were grabbing the last piece of hamburger meat.

We stare and stare.

In the end, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't resist the embarrassment and said first: "Well, you saved me?"

Yato blinked: "Can you see me?"

I stuffed the last piece of hamburger meat into Ye Dou's mouth: "I found yours on the road."

Zhong Yuanzhong also froze for a moment: "... Shouldn't you go to the hospital or call the police if you find a wounded person?"

Don't you have any idea about the mafia entering the police station?

I simply replied: "I didn't think that much. Besides, I didn't have money to go to the hospital, and I didn't bring my mobile phone."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked around, because I was too lazy to decorate the house that didn't even have wallpaper, so I opened my wallet silently.

It stands to reason that I cannot accept this money.However, there are two more mouths in the family. Although Fei Jia is very generous with living expenses, but...

I bid farewell to the Central Plains cadres who supported me with tears in my eyes.

Yumeno Hisaku, who came back at night, was very satisfied. I thought the Hong Kong black cadre incident was over, and then Yumeno Hisaku woke me up the next day.

"Ah! Why is he still here!" The doll in Yumeno Kusaku's arms was deformed by him.

I covered my ears, and by the way, put a debuff on Zhong Yuanzhong before he was woken up, so that he could sleep longer.

So how should I explain it? The god in the carrier woke up and came to find me in the middle of the night.

The author has something to say: Tanaka: Those who hold money have the right to speak!

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