A ten-year rival in love

[-] Questions about Relationship Between Husband and Wife (the last [-] questions of purity(?))

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Lu: ... Isn't it obvious?

Li: accept.

52. Why did you make such a decision?

Lu: The author decides.

Lai: (nodding) That's it.

Moe: ... seems to be all right?

53. Are both parties satisfied with their status quo?

Lu: (holding Li Xu's hand tightly and giggling) I can't be more satisfied, if I can do it twice a week...

Li: You are dreaming.

Li: Next question.

Moe: ...

Lu: ...

54. Then... how many times a week now?

Lu: (grievous face) Three times!

Li: (with a cold face)...Twice a day three to four times a week.

Lu: I don't think there are so many.

Li: (pushing glasses) Hehe.

55. Where is the first H?

Lu: My bar is on the third floor.

Li: The third floor of his bar.

56. What was the relationship status of the two at that time?

Lu: ...I want to be his boyfriend and he wants to be my girlfriend.

Li: (frowning) You can't say that...

Moe: Huh?Hmmmm?

Li: I wanted him to be a test subject.

Moe: ...

Lu: ...

Moe: (distressed face) This is not as good as Pao You.

Lu: ...

57. How did you feel then?

Lu: Even more beautiful than I imagined... Tsk, I will never forget it in my life.

Li: Not bad.

Lu: (smirk) It's just not bad?

Li: Well, so-so.

Lu: ... (the expression of waiting for you tonight)

58. What did the other party look like at that time?

Lu: It's tempting, making people want to tear him down and eat him.

Li: An expression of wanting to eat me. (spread hands)

59. What was the first sentence the other party said in the morning of the first night?

Li: Say you want to do it again.

Lu: ...He said he was going to work.

Moe: Tsk tsk tsk... this ideological awareness, tsk tsk...

60. Has the relationship improved after H?

Lu: No, this guy thinks he can throw me away after messing with me once.

Li: ...

Lu: (Leaning at him) Why don't you speak?

Li: Oh.

61. Where do you feel you are most sensitive?

Lu: Adam's apple.

Li: ...the nipples.

62. Where do you think the other party is most sensitive?

Lu: Nipples.

Li: As soon as you touch him, he will go into heat. I can't tell the difference.

63. Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Lu: As tempting as a cherry with drops of water.

Li: It's like not having sex in 100 years.

Lu: ...Is it my fault?

Li: Do you blame me?

Lu: It's not your fault...

64. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Lu: You must like it.

Li: (frankly) I like it.

65. Where is the H usually carried out?

Lu: (rubbing his chin) This... I'm not sure about this, I feel that every part of the house is similar, I haven't tried it on the balcony...

Li: You are so anxious to let me defend the two of us in court?

Lu: (regretful face) Oh.

66. Where do you prefer to be H?

Lu: Bathroom, living room, door panel... balcony.

Li: I don't like bathrooms.

Lu: (surprised) Why?

Li: Unsteady.

Lu: ...It's okay, I will support you.

Li: It's not the problem, that kind of place makes people feel insecure.

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Lu: Who cares about taking a shower when you are in a hurry...

Li: Not necessarily, it depends on the specific situation.

68. Did you make any couple promises in H?

Lu: ...I don't expect him to do such romantic things.

Li: What you say in bed cannot be true.

Lu:? ? ? ! ! !

Lu: Then you said you love me and like me? !

Li: Huh?Ever had such a thing?

Lu: Yes! ! !

Li: Oh, let's take it as if there is.

Lu: ...

69. Have you ever made an appointment to fix when H?

Lu: No, I will work whenever I have time.

Li: ...Ah.

Lu: Isn't it right?

Li: Nothing wrong.

70. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Lu: Yes.

Li: Yes.

71. Will you care about the other party's first time if it's not yourself?

Lu: Actually, Li Xu and I are also the first time.

Li: No, men who are over [-] years old and have experience in dating have not had sex. The relationship is either impotent or psychopathic.

Lu: ...

Moe: ... This answer is very aggressive.

72. Do you agree with the idea of ​​"Even if you can't get the heart, you must at least get the body"?

Lu: I agreed with it before, and I did the same thing. Later, I found out that just getting people is also very painful, and people are very greedy.

Li: I agree.

Moe: I finally got my heart.

Lu: (nodding) I am lucky.

73. If the other party is raped by thugs, what would you do?

Lu: Find ten or eight men to force them back!

Li: I don't support Lu Hui's approach. The rape of a man cannot constitute the crime of rape, at most it can be regarded as molestation.It is better to grab the offender's hand and give the victim a knife, which constitutes the crime of intentional injury.

Lu: ...

Moe: ...

74. Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?

Lu: No.

Li: (with dead eyes) It's normal.

Moe: Is there anything abnormal?

Li Xu: (continues to stare deadly) Oh.

75. Do you think you are good at sex?

Lu: (Self-modesty) It’s okay, it’s okay, Li Xu knows.

Li: Not very good at it.Usually he takes the lead and I cooperate.

Moe: You...

76. Do you think the other party is very good at sex?

Lai: Let’s say he dominated.

Lu: Uh-huh.

77. What do you most want to hear from the other party during sex?

Lu: ...

Moe: What's wrong?

Lu: He just said that what he said on the bed cannot be true.

Moe: ... Oh, yes, it's so cruel.

78. Which expression do you prefer when you like the other party H?

Lu: When you opened your mouth and begged me to go in quickly, and when you refused to call out with red eyes, and...

Li: (////) enough.

Moe: What about Li Mei, what expression do you like when you like aloe vera?

Li: ...when the ejaculation came out.

Moe: ...I...fuck...

Lu: (excited) :)

79. Do you think it’s okay to have sex with people other than your lover?

Lu: I don’t think so. I couldn’t accept this before, and I can’t even accept it now.

Li: No.

80. What if the other party has sex with someone other than you?

Lu: Kill him as a good friend.

Li: Kill him.

Moe: ...

Moe: I seem to have seen this answer before.

81. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Li: Is it finally over...

Lu:? ? ? ? ! ! ! !

Lu: What misunderstanding do you have about me? ? ?

82. What do you think about compulsory love?

Lu: ...This is not very good.

Li: Coercive acts against the will of the parties are equivalent to rape.

83. Do you like S|M?

Lu: I think I can try it if it is mild, but Li Xu seems to be more afraid of pain.

Li:?

Lu: ...well, he doesn't like it.

84. Where is your favorite sex so far?

Lu: At the dinner table.

Li: The first time.

85. Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Lu: Yes, quite a few...

Li: Probably, I don't have such a memory.

(The function of automatically blocking the memory of shame)

86. How did the attacking team react?

Li: It was originally a wolf dog, and then turned into a wolf.

Lu: (Touching his chin) It's always been a wolf.

87. Has the receiving party thought about counterattacking?

Lu: (looks at Li Xu) Is there?

Li: Did I ask you to let me?

Lu: ...Ah, if you want to try, it's not that I can't make a sacrifice.

Li: Just kidding, I haven't thought about it, it's fine now.

88. Have you ever used small props during sex?

Lu: Occasionally.

Li: Occasionally.

89. What kind of props are there?

Lu: As for the more common ones, the effect of using them once in a while twice is remarkable.

Li: ...Ah.

Meng: I discovered that every time Li Xu felt shy, he would say "... ah".

Li: ...

90. Do you feel that the other party is your ideal sex partner?

Lu: It couldn't be more ideal.

Li: ...um.

91. When did you have the first H in your life?

Li: ...Probably graduated from university.

Lu: ...Do you have to ask this kind of question?

Li: It's okay, I don't mind.

Lu: I don't mind, I always feel strange and uncomfortable.

92. Where do you like to be kissed the most?

Lu: I like it everywhere, the Adam's apple is probably my favorite, it's very comfortable.

Li: ...Ah.

Li: Lips.

93. Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Li: Adam's apple.

Lu: Mouth.

94. When having sex, what can you do to please the other party the most?

Li: Just say what he likes to hear.

Lu: Give him a handjob, and he will come out immediately.

Li: ...

95. What do you usually think about when having sex?

Lu: It's cool, it's cool, why the hell is it so cool?

Li: ...Ah.

Li: I probably didn't think about anything.

Moe: No, I think you must have thought a lot...

Lai: :) No.

96. How many times can I have H at most in one night?

Lu: About three times.

Moe: Only three times?

Lu: ...

Lu: What do you mean by only three times? Tell me clearly, three times is the normal level, okay? I'm not a young man in his early twenties anymore!

Moe: No way...

Li: (Holding back a laugh) It's too late.

Lu: ...Let's challenge it tonight, baby, this is absolutely unbearable!

97. When having sex, do you usually undress yourself or the other party?

Lu: Take each other off.

Li: Yes.

98. Do you feel that the attacking side has poor skills?

Li: No, he usually doesn't hurt me.

Lou: :D

99. For you, is sex more important than love?

Lu: Both are important, and these two things cannot be separated.

Li: This time I agree with Lu Hui.

100. The text is finally over. Is there anything you want to say?

Lu: Trash author, I was half a year late in catching up with my wife.

Li: Trash author, I was frozen in Yang Yannan's basement for half a year.

Moe: ...