I talk about life with Wukong [Mythology]

Tao Zi was reading recipes on the sofa. He has recently become obsessed with cooking and often copied recipes in his notebook with his mobile phone. Sun Dasheng still swiped with his mobile phone as usual. He has completely become an Internet addiction boy.

The TV in the living room was still playing, and the two of them didn't care about what was being played. After the lengthy commercial, a familiar voice suddenly sounded on the TV. journey to the west.

Tao Zi: "..."

Why is Journey to the West suddenly released? Is it the beginning of summer vacation?

Sun Dasheng also raised his head to watch the TV. He didn't know what was playing on TV at this time. He watched the opening song and pointed at the stone monkey in it, laughing and said to Tao Zi: "Look at it, silly peach! This monkey looks really ugly hahaha Ha ha……"

Tao Zi: "..."

Let me remind you, don't cry later.

Tao Zi felt that it would be better for him to leave here, so he slipped into the kitchen with his recipes, so as not to cause chaos later.

10 minutes later--

Sun Dasheng rushed into the kitchen angrily, pointed at the TV outside and shouted: "Nonsense! Nonsense!"

"How can this great sage be that ugly guy with a rough face and a thunderous mouth!"

"How can mortals slander me like this!"

"unacceptable!"

Sure enough.

Tao Zi comforted him, "Everyone has never seen the real Great Sage, so you just imagined it yourself, so don't be angry."

"That won't work!" Sun Dasheng persisted, "I want them to withdraw!"

He muttered behind him, that he had a good temper for not smashing the TV, and kept yelling for them to withdraw the show.

Tao Zi pulled out a carrot from one side, washed it, put it on the chopping board, and said to Sun Dasheng, "Cut it."

Sun Dasheng kept his mouth shut, and honestly took the kitchen knife and dragged the carrot "Ka Ka Ka Ka" into several well-proportioned pieces, his movements were very skillful.

He put the carrots on the plate, turned around and began to complain after Tao Zi, speaking fast and full of resentment.

Tao Zi washed a lump of garlic and stuffed it into his hand, saying concisely, "Peel off."

Sun Dasheng obediently peeled the garlic again.

5 minute later.

"I don't walk up and down like that! Why do you think that dwarf is me!? He looks so ugly, that's Bi Mawen!"

Tao Zi sighed, pulled a banana and handed it over, "Do you want to eat it?"

Sun Dasheng looked at it for a while, "Eat."

Bananas are one of Sun Dasheng's favorite fruits recently, but he still likes peaches the most. Tao Zi took him out of the kitchen with a banana, "Go and play, I'm going to cook."

Being coaxed out like a child, Sun Dasheng was a little unhappy. Silly Taozi seemed to think that he was making trouble for no reason, but he thought it was a very serious problem.

He squatted on the coffee table and ate bananas, watching the hairy-faced Thunder-mouthed dwarf in a khaki monk robe on TV, the more he looked at it, the more he disliked it.

Sun Dasheng ate the bananas in a few bites, put the banana peels in the trash can, turned around and took out his mobile phone from the sofa to log on to Weibo, and clicked on the familiar interface to post on Weibo, accusing Monkey King of Journey to the West's top ten failures, which is simply an insult Apart from Sun Wukong himself, I hope that Zongju can permanently withdraw this drama.

After he finished posting, he finally felt that he was out of breath. Just as the smell of stewed pork ribs came from the kitchen again, Sun Dasheng also forgot about this incident for the time being. He washed his hands and prepared to eat after changing the channel with the remote control.

When Tao Zi brought the dishes, there was a knock on the door.

"Could it be that your second junior brother is back?" Tao Zi wondered who would knock on the door, and stood up in confusion to open the door.

The door opened, and the people standing outside were unexpected.

It is Xuanting.

"Xuanting?" Tao Zi was very pleasantly surprised, "How do you know I'm here?"

Xuan Ting changed back to the original appearance in the Heavenly Court. He stroked Tao Zi's soft hair with a gentle smile, "I can feel you wherever you are, only recently I have time to come and see you."

Tao Zi happily invited him into the house, only to find that Xuan Ting did not come empty-handed, he also brought a lot of gifts, such as milk, melons and fruits.

"How come you have learned the tricks of the mortal world." Tao Zi scolded him and helped him bring things in.

"I remember you liked these, so you bought them all." Xuan Ting changed into slippers at the entrance, and as soon as he walked in, he saw Sun Dasheng sitting at the dining table, looking at him with dissatisfaction.

Come while others are eating, and you know it's a meal!

"Sun Dasheng, long time no see." Xuan Ting nodded as a greeting.

"Long time no see." No matter how dissatisfied Sun Houzi was, he knew the seriousness, so he responded with a soft snort.

Tao Zi hadn't seen him for a long time, so he took him to the dining table and sat down, then went to the kitchen and brought over the bowls and chopsticks again, "It just so happened that I cooked a lot today, so you eat together too."

Xuan Ting pretended that Sun Wukong's flaming eyes didn't exist, and slowly took the bowl and chopsticks, "I haven't tasted your skills yet."

The two have a tacit understanding as they did in heaven before, and they really look like brothers.

"That piece of meat is mine." Sun Dasheng poked Tao Zi, "That piece of meat."

Tao Zigang gave Xuanting the ribs, looked at the Great Sage in embarrassment, "I'll give you another piece, it's the same."

"Hmph." After all, Sun Dasheng didn't make it too difficult for Tao Zi, so he reluctantly accepted it.

Xuan Ting told Tao Zi about his disappearance for so many years about the demon clan. The gods and demons signed a peace agreement, and indeed they strictly abided by each other's regulations. The demon clan is now cultivating in a good place in the south. Well, the protoss dare not touch them easily.

The times are developing rapidly, and there have been major changes in the mortal world for decades. Some gods find that the life of mortals seems to be more interesting than the sky, so they incarnate to experience life. Some people don’t want to leave once they stay. There are also TVs and mobile phones surfing the Internet, isn't it more boring and interesting than the sky?

As a result, a large number of immortals went to the mortal world to play one after another. Only some conservative and stubborn old and stubborn people in the heavenly court stayed, and the rest ran away.

Seeing this, the demons were not to be outdone, and they all ran out of their training grounds and mixed among humans, doing business and starting companies, looking no different from ordinary people.

However, they were all ordered to die by Xuan Ting, and they were strictly forbidden to harass mortals, let alone harm human beings at will. Once discovered, they would be punished by being imprisoned for thousands of years.The people of the Demon Race have always adhered to this point and dare not be presumptuous.

"You guys came out relatively late." Xuan Ting said, "I thought it would take a long time before you came out."

Tao Zi nodded, "If I hadn't seen the plane, I wouldn't have thought of getting out."

"It's been peaceful for a long time, and everyone doesn't want to cause war again. Both the gods and the demons have invisible agreements with each other."

"In order not to disturb the lives of mortals, all clansmen living in the mortal world are not allowed to use spells, unless it is absolutely necessary."

"Oh?" Tao Zi became interested, "For example?"

"Such as turning stones into gold, using spells to change money." Xuan Ting explained, "These are shortcuts, and the things created by spells are fake after all. If you use spells to make yourself rich, it will hurt ordinary people, so even Da Luo Jinxian When you go down to earth, you have to work and live honestly according to the rules of ordinary people."

Tao Zi was relieved a lot, "If everyone is willing to live a good life like this, there will naturally be no war."

Sun Dasheng saw that they chatted happily, and obviously forgot his existence, so he knocked on the bowl, "Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep!"

Tao Zi served him a bowl of soup, "Here is the soup for you, I specially cooked it for you."

"Then Xuanting, what are you doing in the mortal world now?" Tao Zi looked at his well-made clothes, thinking that he should be doing well.

"I'm in the timber business, and there are some miscellaneous hotels and the like, all so-so." Xuan Ting said, "It's not a problem to support you."

Xuan Ting still feels that Tao Zi is his raised son, and it is only natural for his father to make money to raise his son.

Tao Zi blushed a little, "I can't spend any money, you can use it yourself."

Xuan Ting took out a black card from his pocket, "I have applied for a black card for you, you can use it first."

Black black black black card! ! ! ! ? ? ?

Tao Zi stared dumbfounded at the black card in Xuan Ting's hand, but exuded an indescribable "noble" aura, and his legs trembled in fright.

A long time ago, he only saw it on Weibo, the son of the richest man surnamed Wang. He never thought that one day he would see it with his own eyes, thinking that he was dreaming.

"I helped you get your identity information. It will be convenient for you to go out by car or plane in the future. Someone will send it over after a while. You can take this card first and use it as you like."

Xuanting domineeringly stuffed the black card into Tao Zi's hand, raised his hand and looked at the watch on his wrist, "I have to go, there is a meeting going on."

Tao Zi grabbed his hand and asked seriously, "Xuanting, what exactly do you do?"

Xuan Ting looked at him inexplicably, "Didn't you say it? Doing timber and working part-time as a hotel, um... the scale is average, on a global scale."

After he finished speaking, he patted Tao Zi's head again, "I'll come and see you next time when I'm free."

Tao Zi is like being struck by lightning, and his industry covers the whole world, so he said "average scale" calmly, what a ghost!

Sun Dasheng watched Xuan Ting go out of the house while watching Xuan Ting go out of the house, and saw Tao Zi holding the black card like a dream, holding the black card for a long time without speaking, and he was dissatisfied with his chopsticks: "You can't use his money! You are... you are... gnawing on the old man. !"

The word he just learned happened to apply to Tao Zi.

Tao Zi caressed the black card carefully, feeling that the hand felt very good, and didn't listen to what Sun Dasheng said, so he put it in his pocket carefully, he may not be able to spend money, but he must put it away .

Seeing that he ignored him, Sun Dasheng became even angrier.

But he was angry and did not forget to brush all the dishes, sweep the floor, wipe the kitchen, and then went back to the room in a rage.

Turn on the computer and go to Weibo.

As a result, as soon as I boarded it, I found that I was wheeled. There were thousands of comments and tens of thousands of Aites, and when I opened it, they were all scolding him.

'Hehe, you think you can criticize old artists at will if you think you look better?Do you really think you are Monkey King? '

'Ms. Liu Xiaolingtong is so old, bloggers should accumulate some morals! '

'Are all GAYs so arrogant these days? '

'In order to gain attention, you also worked hard, so cancel it. '

'I see what kind of idiot is going to wash him off, this is an insult to our childhood! '

……

Countless, Sun Dasheng became even angrier after reading it. I am the real Monkey King, so why can't I say it! ?

He pulled out the keyboard, his hands were fast, and he was in a bad mood, so he insisted on fighting these guys to the end!