I talk about life with Wukong [Mythology]

Canopy was filming on the set, a big bloody production, and received a call from the landline at home during his break. He watched it in confusion for a long time before he remembered that there was someone at home now.

"Hey?"

Tao Zi tactfully conveyed today's events to him on the other end of the phone, and asked him a little embarrassed if he had an old mobile phone for the Great Sage to play with, because he was having a quarrel right now.

Listening to the person on the other end of the phone talking to him in a helpless tone, Canopy covered his mouth and almost couldn't laugh out loud.

"Cough, okay, okay, isn't it just a mobile phone? Just wait, I will express one to you right away, and it will arrive in the evening!" Tianpeng laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, and hung up the phone happily.

Unexpectedly, Sun Monkey will have this day!

Tao Zi hung up the phone, walked into the bedroom and saw that the Great Sage was still in the same posture, "Tianpeng said, I will send you one tonight."

"That doesn't have our painting..." Dasheng still couldn't forget the picture of him and Silly Taozi.

Tao Zi could only explain the principle of the camera to him, "It's okay, when you get the new phone, I'll teach you how to take pictures, and the photos will be exactly the same as her phone."

"Really?" The Great Sage was dubious.

"Really." Tao Zi nodded. Sun Dasheng was as capricious as a child only in front of him. What can he do if he is not tolerant?

With anticipation, it was finally dark, and there was a knock on the door, Tao Zi went to open the door, a little brother in a courier suit handed him a small box for him to sign, Tao Zi signed and closed the door and went back to the living room , sitting on the carpet and unpacking the courier.

Inside the box were two brand new and latest fruit phones. Tao Zi was surprised to find that the canopy was also ready for his one.He originally wanted to ask him to use his old mobile phone, but he didn't expect that he bought two new ones directly.

Tao Zi didn't know whether he should take it or not. After all, this thing is not cheap. After thinking about it, he called Tianpeng, thinking that he would just leave one for the Great Sage, and he probably won't need it.

Tianpeng didn't listen to his ramblings over there, he was not afraid of burnt if he had a lot of money, and if Xiao Taozi didn't want him anyway, he wouldn't need it anyway.When it was over, he didn't give Tao Zi time to talk, and hung up with a snap.

Tao Zi stared blankly at the phone that was emitting a blind tone, and Sun Dasheng came out of the bedroom, "What's going on?"

"Oh... your mobile phone has arrived." Tao Zi pointed to him the silver mobile phone lying side by side on the carpet, "Tianpeng bought it for me."

Sun Dasheng came over and picked up one and weighed it in his hand, "With such a small weight, can it really draw?"

Tao Zi took the things from him, and followed the memory step by step to start and register, then touched the camera switch, and called Sun Dasheng to come over, "Great Sage, come here."

Sun Dasheng leaned over according to his words, and then his eyes widened in surprise: "Look, silly Taozi! We are in this box!"

The great sage raised his right hand, and the person in the camera also raised his right hand. The great sage turned his face to the left, and the person in the camera also turned his face to the left, like a mirror, but clearer than a mirror!

Tao Zi saw his enthusiasm for playing, and secretly pressed the shutter button. Sun Dasheng didn't have time to retract his action, and his weird expression was preserved.

"Look." Tao Zi handed over the phone, "We are in the 'painting'."

Sun Dasheng stared at the photo of him and Silly Taozi on the phone, stretched out his hand and groped for a long while, his expression was very pleasantly surprised, obviously he liked it too much.

"I'll teach you how to use it." Tao Zi turned on the camera again, and taught the Great Sage how to operate it.This thing is not difficult at all, Sun Dasheng quickly figured out the steps, and soon he was having fun with himself.

Seeing him happy, Tao Zi shook his head and stood up from the carpet to make dinner. Although they wouldn't starve to death if they didn't eat, the years were long, and three meals a day were considered fun.

Sun Dasheng was fiddling with the mobile phone on the carpet, and saw Silly Taozi busy in the kitchen in a blink of an eye, got up and ran over with the mobile phone, raised it up and took pictures of Silly Taozi, regardless of whether it was blurred or not.

"Great Sage, don't disturb my cooking." Tao Zi tried to drive him out with a scallion, but the Great Sage slid away like a fish, and kept taking pictures with his phone.

It was rare for Tao Zi to see the Great Sage looking so foolish, so he let him go. After a few days, after he had played with the phone thoroughly, he would feel bored.

Ever since he got a new phone, Sun Dasheng seemed to have opened the door to a new world. He held his phone and played until late at night every day, touching it as soon as he opened his eyes in the morning, and nothing else but taking pictures of silly peaches.

Silly Taozi drinks water, take a picture, silly Taozi sleeps, take a picture of her tender face, silly Taozi cooks in an apron, must take a picture!

He didn't even let go of his favorite fart, and took a thousand or eight hundred photos for himself to watch while he was sleeping.

Tao Zi could only roll his eyes. According to this usage, a 128g mobile phone is not enough for him to do it!

In order to save the Great Sage from being a photo-crazed demon, Tao Zi had no choice but to find another way—teach him to surf the Internet.

The online world is colorful, if Sun Dasheng learns to surf the Internet, he probably won't have time to think about cameras every day.His abacus is very good, Sun Dasheng not only learned to use the mobile phone to surf the Internet, but also the desktop computer in the player's computer, there are a lot of Qiuqiu Wei signal crooked numbers.

He is like a newborn child, trying to absorb the explosion of information brought to him by this new world.

Gradually, Sun Dasheng began to get used to this strange world he thought at first. Under Tao Zi's guidance, he even found this place very interesting.

Of course, there are also unexpected situations for Tao Zi. He opened an account for a certain wave for the Great Sage, originally hoping that he would browse Weibo every day to pass the time and distract his attention, but this monkey did not know where he realized something. He actually started to learn how to upload selfies of the two of them!

Although Sun Dasheng couldn't agree with Sun Dasheng's photography skills, but he couldn't stand the two people's good looks, so the account has attracted a lot of fans within two months of its release!Some cute little girls like this kind of good-looking boys, and they leave messages every day wanting to see more beautiful photos. Although there are some people who criticize this era when gays are popular, they are quickly overwhelmed by the little fans. .

Sun Dasheng hasn't learned how to reply to others, but he is very happy when he sees their messages saying that they are a good match.

That is, he and Silly Taozi are a match!

As a result, Sun Dasheng's enthusiasm for posting photos became even higher, and he never tired of being complained about his poor photography skills. Fans also noticed that the owner seemed to like the other beautiful boy in their boasting photos, so they flattered him.

When Tao Zi noticed it, he discovered that Sun Dasheng's account had nearly 20 fans.

Oh, by the way, the Weibo name of the Great Sage is simple and rude, it is called "I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven".

He stared blankly at the pictures of the two of them or himself being secretly photographed on the account of the Great Sage, and looked at the yelling comments of the little fans below, wondering if he should be angry.

"Stupid Taozi, they all praise you for looking good!" Sun Dasheng's tail almost went up to the sky, he used to like to hear others praise himself, but now he likes to hear others praise their peaches, what an honor!

Tao Zi raised his forehead, "Great Sage, you are violating my right of reputation."

"What is the right of reputation?" Sun Dasheng didn't understand.

"The right to reputation is..." Tao Zi thought for a long time and didn't know how to explain it. "Anyway, you can't upload photos at will, and you should upload less. The online world is not safe."

It would be bad if it was picked up.

Sun Dasheng didn't take it seriously, "How could it be unsafe? Am I still afraid of them?"

Those who dare to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace are not afraid of being gossiped... Tao Zi thought helplessly.

"They like you very much." Sun Dasheng explained, "I'm happy to like you."

Tao Zi was taken aback, Sun Dasheng hugged his shoulders, and rubbed his head against his neck, "However, if you're not happy, I won't post it in the future."

In fact, he just likes to hear people say that he and Silly Taozi are good friends, that they are compatible, and that they have been together for a long time. The great sage always has regrets for those 1000 years in his heart, and secretly worries that Tao Zi will meet again in the future. leave him.

Tao Zi somewhat understood what he was thinking, and raised his hand to pat him on the back, "You can post it if you want." The Great Sage didn't have many happy things, so he didn't want to deprive him of this poor hobby.

With the Lord's permission, Sun Dasheng became even more energetic. Tao Zi also taught him how to type and chat, and taught him how to reply to other people's messages, and his life was very happy.

His original intention was to let Dasheng communicate with people more, but he didn't expect that he would become self-taught and learn to hate people on the Internet.

Tao Zi was watching TV while the Great Sage was playing with his mobile phone, looking very happy.

It would be great if the great sage wasn't pissing off the trolls.