Fumiya Dazai

Satoko and Masaki are going to primary school.

"...Isn't the little daddy a Mafia?" Dazai Masaki looked at Chuya Nakahara incomprehensibly, as if he didn't understand why, as the next generation of the Mafia, he would go to school, which is not cool at all.

Even though Dazai Masaki is a little boy who is "ignorant of the world", he still knows what kind of existence the port mafia where his little dad works is, and he is also very clear about his little dad's status there.

Dazai Masaki can say without hesitation: I and my sister are the winners in life who are born at the end - the kind that don't need to fight on their own!

Of course, what Dazai Masaki cares about is not "why should I go to school when I can eat and die", which is not in line with socialist values, but "why should I go to elementary school" and "sounds a bit like the mafia?" Neither match".

In Dazai Masaki's impression, "Mafia" represents blood, violence, and... collecting protection fees (=_=)...

By the way, who gave him this strange impression?

"...Did you see something weird?" Zhong Yuan also shook his head, showing helplessness.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who had no idea what his son had seen, also felt very headache. On the other hand, he felt that he was a little negligent.

I only know that my son and daughter will watch TV before meals, but they have no idea what content they are watching.

"We didn't see anything strange?" Dazai Riko tilted his head in confusion, why did his father say that the things his father asked them to watch were strange?

At the request of their father, they watched some documentaries that were said to be able to learn about his father's work place in advance, and they didn't watch anything weird that would distort the three views.

Obviously, young children don't know that there is something called "fabrication" in this world, and what is called "art comes from reality, but it is not reality"-in short, don't believe in TV dramas that are made up!

However, the two little guys obviously still look confused... After all, for children with limited cognition, they will not believe that everything they see is actually false.

This is also the reason why children will fall into TV dramas more sincerely.

Of course, the reason why Lizi and Masaki are convinced of this is that these "documents" still contain some of the same things as the two little guys usually saw in the port mafia.

For example, the uncles in black suits.

As for why they believe that the mafia is just like the mafia in the TV series because of this unreliable reason...

Osamu Dazai who provided the video: Smile without speaking jpg.

After all, it was taken by Dad/Big Dad himself~

They are still young and have not yet experienced the sinister human heart created by their father/big daddy. Dazai Riko and Dazai Masaki obviously cannot detect the malicious intentions under Dazai Osamu's smiling face just like Wen Ye.

"Even the Mafia has to learn!" Nakahara Chuya, who has no chance to go to school at all, said righteously. He hopes that his two houses can go to school like normal children.

Then go to school, test, go to school, test again, go to school, test again, and finally, successfully graduate from college and find a job.

If possible, Zhongyuan Zhongya will of course support his two children to take the postgraduate and doctorate exams.

Think about Fumiya Dazai from the parallel time and space I met a few years ago. He is a student of a prestigious university, and he should have graduated by now-in short, the two little guys in my family cannot be illiterate!You can't lose to your own children in parallel time and space!

Since children from another world can do it, it means that there must be no problem on my side.

What's more, Chuya Nakahara, who is a cadre of the port mafia, is fully capable of providing his two children with a sufficiently good learning environment and the best teachers.

With such a strong backing, Zhong Yuanzhong also believes that he will be able to raise the two children well enough.

Hmm... This so-called excellent enough environment and teachers, I am afraid it is an excellent environment enough to make one's teeth sore!

envy envy hate jpg.

(bites the handkerchief)

"Emmm...does my child still need to go to school?" Osamu Dazai sat on the sofa indifferently, looking at Nakahara Chuya preparing things for the two little guys: "I said Chuya, are you underestimating it?" My DNA?"

"What the hell are you talking about?" Nakahara Nakara turned his head and glared at Osamu Dazai, who was slumped on the sofa like a boneless man: "It's fine if you don't come to help, and you are still talking sarcastic things there—— As if these two are not your children, don't talk about it."

Nakahara, who complained that Osamu Dazai didn't care about things, didn't notice at all, and his tone seemed to be complaining about his wife who didn't care about the family and children.

"Whether it's my child or not, no one knows better than me..." Osamu Dazai, who also had no education, curled his lips in dissatisfaction, whether these two little guys who made him suffer so much are his children? count?Who can speak more than him?

"But I don't think it's necessary for these two little guys to go to elementary school!"

"Huh? What do you mean by that?" Zhong Yuanzhong was also itchy by the cold words. What's the matter with this tone of thinking that his children are stupid and don't need to go to school?

"Osamu Dazai! I think your skin is itchy?"

Osamu Dazai knew at a glance that Chuya Nakahara had misunderstood, and Dazai Osamu, who didn't want to fight now, resolutely argued: "No, no, I mean Chuya, you don't believe my DNA!"

"Going to school has half a dime to do with your DNA!" Nakahara Chuya roared angrily, such words really made people angry.

Is there a connection between these two?no?Since there is no, some people are still talking here!I'm so annoying!

"I have such excellent DNA, the child is of course also very good!" Osamu Dazai said triumphantly, with a thick-skinned face that bullets can't penetrate steel plates, narcissistically flipped his hair, and said handsomely:

"So, we can definitely send our two children to middle school—"

Before he finished speaking, Osamu Dazai was kicked and flew out by Nakahara Chuya: "Too! Zai! Zhi! Please wake up! Riko and Masaki are only six years old! Six years old! They are the age of elementary school ah!"

Fortunately, this is an island country that only talks about "death" and "idiot/idiot". If it were in China, the Central Plains would probably scold the child directly to jump directly to the middle school. Osamu Dazai is a sb, by the way Greetings to the eighteenth generation of Dazai Osamu's ancestors.

It’s not like this to encourage seedlings to grow, it’s really too much!

However, Osamu Dazai still felt that there was no personality problem at all in what he did. After struggling to get up, he still argued hard: "Is there any problem in the middle school? I was completely fine when I was my age, okay?!"

emmm, this is a bit of a bragging suspicion.

But it is undeniable that Osamu Dazai himself is indeed very good.

Both he and Zhongyuan Zhong also belong to the group of people without education—in fact, Hong Kong gangsters are almost the same—but even Dazai Osamu like this, didn’t he become a port gangster at the age of 16 because of his own ingenuity The party's official cadres even successfully switched to the opposing organization.

Who would dare to doubt his Osamu Dazai's IQ, or doubt that his DNA will not be good enough if he is too present.

What?You said yes?Oh, that must be a lemon zest, right?

Osamu Dazai, who was so confident in himself, felt that it would be no problem for his two six-year-old children to go to junior high school.

Are you serious this daddy/big daddy?Are you sure you don't want to listen to the opinion of the child's father/little daddy?

The consequences of going one's own way are serious...

Osamu Dazai was in the ICU, and he beat his wife.

Then, his wife took his two children to a famous kindergarten in Yokohama.

"Sure enough, it's better to do it directly." Zhong Yuanzhong, who sent the two children to the elementary school and handed them over to the teacher, also said with emotion.

The next time something like this happens, just knock him out, so that someone won't argue with him.

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"Hmm... Is the big daddy really okay?" Masaki Dazai took his sister's hand and followed the teacher in front of him. The big daddy, who was a little worried about being beaten up by the little daddy, asked in a low voice.

Dazai Riko let out a thoughtful "uh" and said in a low voice, "It should be fine, father should be reasonable—besides, don't they often do this?"

"Oh——then it should be fine." Masaki Dazai nodded, thinking about the two in his family who were engaged in various sex activities every day, but did not cause any consequences, and responded to his sister in a low voice.

It should be fine, besides, Masaki Dazai has heard the cry of the little daddy when the big daddy bullied the little daddy - so it's okay for the little daddy to beat the big daddy, right?

emmm...why do you feel a bit convoluted?

The two little heads gathered together and whispered, seeing the two little guys whispering obediently and cleverly, the teacher only felt that he had seen an angel:

Yes, cute (nosebleed)...

Looks like elementary school is going to be good for the two little ones.