Fumiya Dazai

The growth of children is always accompanied by various troubles and troubles. Generally speaking, parents will have a lot of headaches in order to educate their children well.

But obviously, this point is completely reversed in Dazai's family.

"Ah... Today is also noisy as usual." Awakened by the quarrel between the two fathers as always, Dazai Riko, who was only five years old, rubbed his eyes and struggled to get out of the warm bed .

She has nothing to say about Dazai's father always trying to provoke Chuya's father—after all, these two are ruthless people who can even quarrel about the names of their sons and daughters.

Now, Riko Dazai, who is already considered a young adult, still doesn't know how he should address the two of them.

Who do you call father?Who do you call daddy?Or call them Big Daddy and Little Daddy?All in all, these two have been tough guys for a few years now in this regard.

Dazai Riko shook his head, completely incomprehensible.

Gently pushed open the door of his own room, and sure enough, the sliding door on the opposite side was also open.

Turning his head again, he saw his younger brother sitting at the top of the stairs, watching two adults quarreling.

Dazai Masaki heard the movement behind him, turned his head and looked at his sister, and then patted the place beside him skillfully, signaling Dazai Riko to sit down.

"What's the reason again today?" Dazai Riko sat down softly, took the snacks from his younger brother that were obviously prepared early, and ate and watched in a very natural way.

Masaki Dazai groaned softly, and said incomprehensibly, "Well, it seems that... the little daddy woke up early in the morning and found that the big daddy was in his bed."

Riko Dazai took a sip of the pure milk in his bosom, and stuffed his younger brother's portion into his bosom by the way: "Hmm? Just because of this? ——It doesn't seem like a big deal? Is there any problem between husband and wife? ?”

"...But it looks very serious." Masaki Dazai opened the milk and sucked it skillfully—without making a sound: "My sister also comes to my room occasionally."

"There is no problem between siblings, right?" Dazai Riko waved his little hands nonchalantly, and concentrated on watching the two people downstairs beating back and forth.

Because Dazai Osamu's strength was strengthened by Dazai Masaki who was still in the mother's womb, and because of the efforts made by October's pregnancy to prevent Nakahara Chuya from throwing himself away, the current Dazai Osamu is no longer the one who was there at the beginning. The port mafia's physical skills were "useless" by the Central Plains.

He is now able to fight back and forth with Nakahara Chuya, the ceiling of combat power! ——After all, Chuya's supernatural ability is useless against him at all, so he can only use physical skills to fight him.

"However, Ms. Akiko said... we can't sleep together when we grow up, because men and women have different things." Dazai Masaki took out the potato chips that had been put in the bowl early from somewhere—in order not to let this The puffed food made a crackling sound, and the two of them could only hold the potato chips and let the potato chips melt slowly.

Feeling a little pitiful.

"Oh? But... Naomi-san said to be happy with herself?" Dazai Riko tilted his head incomprehensibly: "Naomei-sister is still sleeping with brother Junichiro."

"Emmmm...Your Excellency is really contradictory." Dazai Masaki concluded.

Having accepted the three views of abnormal people from the armed detective agency and the port mafia, Dazai Riko and Dazai Masaki can still discuss the contradictions in the words of adults so rationally. Not crooked.

Good momentum, keep it up.

that's all.

Obviously, the growth of Dazai Lizi and Dazai Masaki is accompanied by the noise of bang bang bang bang every day, and then taking advantage of the parental fight, eating forbidden snacks, and drinking a glass of it is said to help Milk that grows taller.

"Maybe one of you two will be a dwarf like Chuuya? Remember to drink milk~"

So, the two little guys who were successfully intimidated by Osamu Dazai almost drank milk as if it were water—no, they didn't have such a passion for water.

"Dazai Osamu, you bastard! The two of them are only five years old! There will be problems if you drink so much milk!" Later, Nakahara Nakaya, who knew what Dazai Osamu had done, was taken to the hospital because he drank too much milk. The slug charge knocked the guy into the wall.

Even if milk is a good thing, you can't drink too much. What's more, children's stomachs are very fragile.

For this reason, Dazai Riko and Dazai Masaki were forced to drink a glass of milk only at breakfast or before going to bed at night.

In order to prevent the two little guys from being obedient, Zhongyuan Zhong also deliberately put the milk in his room, and watched the amount of milk every day to prevent it from being stolen when he didn't know it.

Of course, the two little guys who were frightened by Osamu Dazai couldn't let it go - the family members disagreed, so they had to ask other people for help.

So, after going through many hardships, the two cubs of the Dazai family received family sponsorship from Ozaki Koye—a carton of milk and a guarantee of future milk.

In between the discussions between the two villains, two fathers who really didn't seem to be qualified in all aspects-at least they didn't realize that the child was awake-finally completed the daily routine of a dozen, even more than usual. Some morning.

Therefore, it was completely unexpected that Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakahara would end their "practice" early. Dazai Riko and Dazai Masaki, who were eating junk food and drinking milk beautifully, were caught straight like this.

"Didn't I say that I can't bring my sister to eat this kind of food?!" Nakahara Nakahara also grabbed Dazai Masaki by the back of the neck in a bad mood, and abruptly lifted Masaki in the air.

Fortunately, with the filth that can manipulate gravity, Masaki didn't actually receive any harm.

"Hmm..." Dazai Masaki moved his little feet hanging in the air uncomfortably, because before the two fathers "drilled" and came to wake him and his sister to get up, Dazai Masaki hadn't put on his shoes yet, Not even socks.

"Riko, did I say that you can only drink milk when you eat in the morning?" Dazai Osamu picked up the little girl who also had the same hair color as Naka, "Could it be...you and Masaki are both secretly drinking milk?" ?”

"I didn't drink it secretly..." Dazai, who was held in Dazai's arms, pointed fingers anxiously, worried about whether he would be punished in the future.

"Huh?" Dazai Osamu smiled, as if he didn't hear what Dazai Riko said.

"Me! We didn't drink it secretly!" Dazai Riko suddenly yelled at Osamu Dazai without knowing which muscle was wrong.

"We drink in an open and aboveboard way—you can't accuse us of drinking secretly just because you didn't see it!" At the end, Riko Dazai even raised her head proudly, as if she was a great hero against the great evil forces from her father .

Although this appearance of defending his personal dignity really made Osamu Dazai unable to understand.

What is there to be proud of?

"Pfft~ ok ok~ Dad used the wrong word, okay?" Dazai Osamu laughed out loud, and even Nakahara Naka who was beside him also found it funny—as expected, children always give people the wrong words. Bring surprises.

Taking his son, who was floating in the air due to gravity, into his arms, Zhongyuan Zhong also glared at the two innocent-looking little guys: "This is just this time, don't make another example."

Hearing Zhongyuan Zhong also say the same, the two little guys looked at each other, knowing that today's incident is temporarily over.

Next...

Just make sure you don't get caught again~

As for being discovered again... there shouldn't be such bad luck, right?If it is really discovered, it will have to be——

Begging for mercy.

Sorry, dare to do it next time. jpg.

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Of course, this does not mean that breakfast can be eaten quietly, at least, every day, the joints are not clean when cooking before eating.

"Crack, click." The little guy who was put on the sofa in the living room by Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Nakahara to watch TV, picked up the apple on the coffee table by coincidence after the two adults left, and started it naturally. It hasn't stopped since waking up. Down the little mouth.

"Today's apples are not very sweet. I still like peaches with a lot of water and extra sweetness." Riko Dazai said casually while looking at the TV that was playing TV programs.

Dazai Masaki responded weakly: "Well... I still like dragon fruit..." But it was too little.

Compared with fruits such as apples and peaches, the frequency of appearance of dragon fruit is a bit low, which makes Masaki Dazai, who likes dragon fruit, a little resentful.

The fruits that can appear here are certainly not ordinary fruits.

Compared with their kind, the fruit placed in front of the two little guys is also the top batch among their kind, and the taste is naturally nothing to say.

However, no matter how delicious it is, there is an order in the hearts of the two little guys.

The two little people chatted one after another, completely ignoring the quarrel coming from the kitchen.

"Get out of here!"

"I don't know how to cook, can't I sit obediently? Why are you directing blindly here!"

"Who said I can't cook! Every meal I cook every day! I don't have credit for any meal!"

"It's your credit to get out of here!"

"No, this is my kitchen!"

"Huh—? Then why don't you take out the real estate certificate to see who owns it?"

Riko Dazai: "...uh."

Concentrate on watching TV jpg.

Dazai Masaki scratched his suddenly itchy head: "...um."

Journey to Heaven jpg.

This is probably what we are used to, or... living in a busy city (?) and heart in the countryside (?).

I don't know how many minutes later, Dazai Riko and Dazai Masaki finally had dinner.

life is hard jpg.

"Why don't we go out to eat by ourselves next time?" Riko Dazai whispered to his younger brother.

Dazai Masaki nodded in agreement: "Yeah."