The first noodle shop in history

The noble lady listened to the noise coming from the room outside the door, and the corner of her mouth twitched, "Let's go, let the young master enjoy it."

the next day.

Bai Lan was woken up by the soreness in his waist, feeling something that was still in his body, his face turned black, he moved his body enduring the pain, and let the thing slip out of his body, with liquid It also flowed out.

"..."

"Sawa, Tian, ​​Tsuna, Yoshiyo..."

Gang Ji, who was still asleep, smashed his mouth and muttered: "Mom, let me sleep for a while..."

Mom... Bai Lan's forehead was throbbing with veins, and she couldn't bear it anymore and slapped her.

"Ah!" Sawada Tsunayoshi was woken up by the beating, covering his face with tears in his eyes: "It hurts so much! qaq why did you hit me..."

After finishing speaking, he saw that the other party looked at him with a half-smile, blinked his eyes in a daze, looked at the traces of his eyeballs on his body, and then looked down at his naked body, and the image appeared in his mind. Last night, the scene where the two were entangled until death...

coax--! !

Gang Ji blushed quickly, lowered his head and stammered: "Yes... I'm sorry qaq"

Well, he turned bad, he defiled a girl... Eh?girls?

He suddenly remembered the details of last night, stared at the other person's flat chest and shouted in disbelief: "You you you you you... are you a man?"

Bai Lan looked at him who was lifeless and loveless with a blank face, feeling unhappy in her heart, obviously he was the one who suffered, okay? ! !He sneered: "Don't you know that there are no women in this world, only men and men."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Д(ヽ)"

Bai Lan: You look so stupid.

Gang Ji swallowed his saliva, blushing, "Well, were you a man or a woman before time travel...?"

"male."

Gangji: "... oh qaq"

"Shut up." Bai Lan thought to himself that he hadn't cried yet, he was the one who got fucked, okay?He said viciously: "We were all drugged last night, damn it, I underestimated the people here!" After finishing speaking, he suddenly turned his head and scolded: "Immediately forget about last night!"

"Yeah." Gangji nodded weakly, accidentally caught sight of the red marks on the opponent's body out of the corner of his eyes, and his face became even redder.

Should he be responsible...

"...Sawada Tsunayoshi." Bai Lan suddenly called out with a sudden change of expression.

"Yes!" Gangji was shocked.

"Go get some hot water..." Rub!Something is coming out!

Gang Ji was taken aback for a moment, then his mind suddenly turned around, and he was so ashamed that he didn't dare to look up. After stumbling and getting dressed, he opened the door and went out, even falling in the middle.

Bai Lan looked at his back with some doubts, could the other party really hit the water...

Facts proved that his suspicion was true. After waiting for a long time, Sawada Tsunayoshi came back empty-handed, pointed at the servants coming in and out of the door, and said in shame: "There was an accident on the road, so mother asked them to help It's..."

Bai Lan stroked her forehead helplessly.

By the time Bai Lan finished packing, they had already missed breakfast. Before lunch, Bai Lan was alone with Sawada Tsunayoshi, and asked him how he got through, and he saw if he could figure out a way to get back through.

Gangji thought back seriously, and told him seriously that he really crossed after a fall. qaq

Bai Lan: "..." I would count on you [manual goodbye]

During lunch, Mr. Wang, the father of Tsunayoshi Sawada's body, had already returned. He and Bai Lan sat on the lower side, while Mr. Wang and Mrs. Wang sat above.

Gangji's expression was a bit complicated, he didn't expect that the lady who wanted to make him his mother was actually a man! !

Something must be wrong in this world!

Mrs. Wang kindly smiled and put the meat in his bowl, and said to Bai Lan: "Since you have married into our family, you should spread the branches as soon as possible and give birth to a big fat boy for your husband."

"cough--"

"Puff cough cough cough!!!"

Bai Lan, who had known for a long time that men in this world can have children, was just shocked by the fact that she was about to have a child, while Gang Ji, who was defenseless, was completely frightened. Seeing him subconsciously open his mouth, Bai Lan felt bad in her heart, and put her hands under the table pinch him.

"What's the matter son?"

Gang Ji tore it apart in pain, not knowing what to say: "I...I..."

Bai Lan smiled stiffly: "My husband may be too happy."

"Uh-huh……"

Master Wang nodded in relief. Although Mrs. Wang felt that it was wrong, she couldn't refute her husband's face in front of everyone, so on the surface, she passed away peacefully.

Gang Ji and Bai Lan returned to the room, Gang Ji broke down and hugged his head: "What the hell is going on!! Bai Lan, you are obviously a man! How could you have a baby!"

Seeing his recast appearance, Bai Lan couldn't help feeling balanced in her heart, and hummed, "Don't make a fuss." He slowly told him about his brother.

Gangji: "..."

It turns out that there is such a weird world in the world! !

Gang Ji: "Then what should we do? Are we really going to have a baby?" Speaking of having a baby, the roots of his ears turned red.

Bai Lan's body froze, and she pursed her mouth: "Stop all the messy thoughts in your head!"

Gangji bowed his head weakly, but he was inexplicably looking forward to it... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,, of what was he expecting! (=□=)! ! !

Bai Lan: Hmph, have a baby?How could he have a child with a man? !

However, a month later, he was immediately slapped in the face, which was quite swollen.

In this month, Bai Lan and Gang Ji have not been thinking of a way to go back for a day, so when Bai Lan was vomiting and tired, neither of them took it seriously until Mrs. Wang, who was seen to be clueless, found a doctor. is pregnant.

Bai Lan: "..."

Gangji: "..."

No way?Win the bid once?

Mrs. Wang happily followed the doctor out the door. Gang Ji looked at Bai Lan with murderous eyes, and cold sweat burst out from the back of his head. "Baibai Bailan...you have to be calm!"

Bai Lan narrowed her eyes and said with a smile: "Gang Ji, you said if I kill you, can we go back?"

Gangji: qaq help!

In the end, Gang Ji escaped, and at the critical moment his son saved him because Bai Lan suddenly vomited.

Gang Ji heaved a sigh of relief, hurriedly took care of the other party, and at the same time gave a thumbs up in his heart: Son, well done!

A few months later, Bai Lan, who was about to be tormented by the child, was allowed by Mrs. Wang to let Gang Ji take him out for a walk.

As if treating a disabled person, Gang Ji carefully supported him, protected his bulging stomach, and separated him from the rejection of the crowd.

Bai Lan was speechless: "I said Tsunayoshi Sawada."

"what?"

"You look like a silly dad now."

"Hey hey hey..." Sawada Tsunayoshi smirked, sweetness welled up in his heart, Bailan was a little funny for some reason, suddenly Tsunakichi screamed.

Bai Lan was taken aback, and quickly asked, "What's wrong?"

Gang Ji raised his head stupidly: "He...he moved..." Seeing that he didn't believe it, he took his hand and put it on his stomach: "If you don't believe me, touch it."

The palm of his hand was kicked suddenly, Bai Lan was taken aback, it was the first time he clearly felt that he gave birth to a person who was closest to him, and he couldn't help but also laughed.

……

Because it was a lantern festival, there were quite a lot of people. If Bai Lan, Gang Ji, and other servants were not careful, they were scattered away. Gang Ji was anxious and hurriedly looked for someone in the crowd, but he didn't know who tripped over someone's protruding foot. On the ground, a mocking voice sounded in my ears at the same time.

"Hey, isn't this the good-for-nothing young master of the Wang family? Why is he lying on the ground all of a sudden?"

"Don't give us a big gift, we can't afford it."

"Hahaha, trash..."

The people around were afraid of being caught on fire and immediately dispersed.

Gang Ji's eyes darkened, and he wanted to get up, but he saw Bai Lan with expressionless eyes and cold eyes not far away, and saw him glance at him, then turned and left.At this moment, his heart seemed to have fallen into an ice cellar, and it became cold in the bottom of his heart.

Ah...to be seen...too bad, Bai Lan must be very disappointed in me who is so useless...

I want to cry……

"Hit, hit me hard! Since they don't want that mouth, let's not!"

Bai Lan's voice?

"Hey, stupid gang, how long are you going to lie on the ground?"

A familiar and impatient voice came from the top of his head. Gang Ji tried his best to open his eyes wide and look through the water mist. Bai Lan was so gentle at this time, she stretched out her palm to face him, perhaps because it was against the light. At this moment, he seemed to be From hell to heaven, seeing redemption... He smiled happily, and was about to raise his hand to pass it over, when suddenly, he looked behind the other person, his eyes widened, and he was horrified to the extreme, and he yelled: "Be careful—— !!"

"go to hell--"

Bai Lan was startled, and subconsciously protected her stomach, and then the back of her head hurt, and she lost consciousness.At the last moment, he felt a little regretful. Originally, he wanted to give birth to a baby, and to see the baby... It seems that it can't be done...

"boom--"

It only took tens of seconds to go from hell to heaven, and then from heaven to hell. Tsuna stared blankly at the person who was protecting his stomach on the ground, and the red color pierced his eyes. The other party: "Bai Lan, wake up, stop making trouble... I was scared..."

"I'll buy you marshmallows when you wake up, okay... I promise I won't fall down, please wake up, okay... woo..."

Won't wake up, he wasn't teasing him.

Obviously the other party smiled at him a moment ago, obviously not long ago he felt the child...now it's gone...

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--"

The culprits around looked at the flaming monster in horror.He ran around in panic.

"Monster, this is a monster!"

"come here"

"Master... monster..."

"I want you to die!!"